Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. Hello are your magnificent
Speaker 1: creatures and Jack?
Speaker 2: Hello afternoon swany.
Speaker 1: Thursday, best day of the week.
Speaker 2: Sure, second last day for us on air in twenty
Speaker 2: twenty four.
Speaker 1: Sun is shining everywhere. Yeah, we've had some good news
Speaker 1: this morning, and we want to know. Thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 1: have you had a little bit of good news that
Speaker 1: has made you emotional or happy or just really gone?
Speaker 2: Yes, Sah taking the day off? Is that good?
Speaker 1: We're kind of cool cucumbers, aren't we.
Speaker 2: We?
Speaker 1: I mean, I don't want management to hear this, but
Speaker 1: I would do this job for free because I love
Speaker 1: it so much.
Speaker 2: Should I hit the dumb button? But we were at
Speaker 2: number one today we did. Thank you to everyone listening
Speaker 2: right now. It's because of you.
Speaker 1: We're so thrilled about it because it means a that
Speaker 1: we get to keep on hanging with you, and B
Speaker 1: it's been two years where we've taken something from nothing
Speaker 1: into a number one show across the nation. And of
Speaker 1: course we couldn't have done it without you. We couldn't
Speaker 1: have done it without the support of a very special woman,
Speaker 1: Sarah McGilvray, a.
Speaker 2: Beautiful boss who several people listening in Sydney would probably
Speaker 2: remember and know that name.
Speaker 1: Of course, she used to do breakfast in Sydney, and
Speaker 1: now she's our boss and she is magical.
Speaker 2: The best woman in the world.
Speaker 1: I didn't even realize that today was a result day.
Speaker 1: Normally it's on a Tuesday. They're messing with me. My
Speaker 1: fine went off, It went straight to voicemail because I
Speaker 1: was driving, and then I listened to the message, Oh.
Speaker 2: We're going to play the voice note, we.
Speaker 1: Should play it, now.
Speaker 2: Play it after let's know, let's play it right now?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, are you ready?
Speaker 2: This is our boss, so beautiful.
Speaker 1: She just got the news that this show had gone
Speaker 1: to number one. Hello Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Emotional, but I just wanted to say, congratulations.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have god number one, absolute.
Speaker 4: Mild and you so deserve it.
Speaker 1: And I'm so proud that you and Jack.
Speaker 5: And Tom and how much work you put in, and
Speaker 5: I stra.
Speaker 6: Loves you and so they should it in your show
Speaker 6: and I'm just so proud of you.
Speaker 3: So well done, well done, and I'll talk to you later.
Speaker 2: Oh God.
Speaker 1: Of course, when I got the news, I was like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, that's good. I didn't like burst out
Speaker 1: cry or anything. Give us a call, say gooday, and
Speaker 1: just share a great piece of.
Speaker 2: News and we'll share a gift with you for doing so.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show and let's do this. Let's open
Speaker 1: up the phones. You just literally said to me. We
Speaker 1: do not have to say good ay, opener, and I
Speaker 1: intrade it. We just want to hear from him. Want
Speaker 1: to hear some good news because you need to actively
Speaker 1: avoid bad news, I think, don't you nowadays?
Speaker 2: You definitely do when you're scrolling or you're doom scrolling,
Speaker 2: or the news is on.
Speaker 1: It's in aside. But my dad just stayed with me
Speaker 1: for the last week and he's mad for Sky News
Speaker 1: and twenty four he just watches it and watches it,
Speaker 1: love it. Oh my god. Anyway, did not watch it
Speaker 1: because I don't even know how to turn it on,
Speaker 1: and the kids were there, and he was distracted and
Speaker 1: didn't watch a whole week of bad news. And he
Speaker 1: did say yesterday when he went home, he goes, I
Speaker 1: think I feel better for it. I said, I told you,
Speaker 1: I've been telling you for four years. So let's get
Speaker 1: some good news into our Psyche's right now. Hello, Michelle,
Speaker 1: hellow you going good, Merry Christmas and hope twenty twenty
Speaker 1: four was reasonable for you. What is your piece of
Speaker 1: good news?
Speaker 5: For the first time ever, I have finished my Christmas
Speaker 5: shopping already and I'm not going to be at the
Speaker 5: shops on Christmas Eve that.
Speaker 1: Celebrate good times, Michelle, can you.
Speaker 4: Please small win?
Speaker 2: But it's like it's.
Speaker 7: It would be so thrived.
Speaker 1: From the other side, which is where I'm at, Michelle,
Speaker 1: I have not started anything, and I don't know when
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the time to do it. Trust me,
Speaker 1: it sounds like a lot.
Speaker 4: It's nice to work out in you for my high
Speaker 4: horse this year only.
Speaker 2: Michelle, we are going to send you a smart Sense
Speaker 2: blender combo from Mutual At, the number one personal blender
Speaker 2: in the world. Merry Christmas, amazing, Thank you.
Speaker 1: Love you to put that under the tree for yourself,
Speaker 1: plaus Michell. Hello Audrey, what a beautiful name. I'm jealous
Speaker 1: to my very core.
Speaker 4: Congratulations on being number one.
Speaker 1: How cool?
Speaker 2: Thanks Audrey. What's your good news?
Speaker 7: My nephew who's.
Speaker 5: Ten, has now been I'm on my way to Adelaide.
Speaker 5: I'm on my way to the airport because I'm going
Speaker 5: to visit him.
Speaker 4: He's been putting remission.
Speaker 1: Oh Audrey, oh my god, I've had a physical reaction
Speaker 1: to this news and write at Christmas. How does your
Speaker 1: family feel?
Speaker 5: Oh, we're pretty elated.
Speaker 4: I'm just love this left work and I'm just on
Speaker 4: my way to the airport.
Speaker 1: When did you find out? When did you find out
Speaker 1: this good news?
Speaker 5: A couple of days ago?
Speaker 3: But yeah, he's just had he's just having top up
Speaker 3: chemo at the moment.
Speaker 1: And can ask who told you? Who put in the
Speaker 1: call to you? And what was that like? Yeah, my
Speaker 1: brother and was an emotional chat.
Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, very very good.
Speaker 1: So yeah, so that's where I'm heading right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have a safe flight. Audrey. We're going to
Speaker 2: give you a Priceline Pharmacy voucher and then I'm also
Speaker 2: going to give you a three hundred dollars Frank Green
Speaker 2: Gift holiday pack to give to your nephew.
Speaker 7: Oh, that would be awesome, Thank you very much. He
Speaker 7: loved it.
Speaker 1: Have the best Christmas ordery with your family. It's beautiful. Hello, Rach, congrats, guys,
Speaker 1: love the show, Thanks for listening. You're all part of
Speaker 1: this win. No worry. Tell us what is your piece
Speaker 1: of good News, Ralle.
Speaker 4: My nine months old baby just put herself to sleep
Speaker 4: in the cot without me having to rock or shop
Speaker 4: or break my back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I remember this day with each of mine.
Speaker 4: It's very good.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're doing very well. How old is that
Speaker 1: baby again?
Speaker 2: Nine months? Wow?
Speaker 1: I don't think I celebrated that first day of my
Speaker 1: of my youngest child peg putting herself to sleep until
Speaker 1: about a month ago. She's eleven.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Rachel. We're also going to send you a three
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Every so often there's an article
Speaker 1: or something that goes viral and you look at it
Speaker 1: and you get entertained, and then on the other side
Speaker 1: of the coin you go, I reckon I could be
Speaker 1: friends with that person. There is a CEO called Stephen Carter.
Speaker 1: He runs a Hiven Resources recruitment Yeah, like a recruitment
Speaker 1: agency exactly. It's called Sharp and Carter, and he is
Speaker 1: the Carter part of it. Like he's a big deal.
Speaker 1: You know you're a big deal when your name is
Speaker 1: in the company.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it is the season. It's a silly season, and
Speaker 1: nothing gets sillier than Christmas parties. We've got to be careful.
Speaker 2: I can't believe I've not had a scandal lot of
Speaker 2: Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I can't either.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow night will be my ninth or even tenth Christmas party,
Speaker 2: and I've still not been sacked after a Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're doing well.
Speaker 2: I think so too, and just enjoy.
Speaker 1: The next thirty six hours because I think he's going
Speaker 1: to change for you. Stephen Carter did a a I
Speaker 1: think they call it a town hall, where he addressed
Speaker 1: everybody in the company and really laid down the law
Speaker 1: about their Christmas party.
Speaker 2: I take drugs myself, I just don't do it at
Speaker 2: work events. That's when things get If you drugs at
Speaker 2: the Christmas party, you'll be you'll be fired.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's the arm for me, You'll be How do
Speaker 1: I say this, You'll be fired? See? I love that
Speaker 1: sort of clarity.
Speaker 2: He's our kind of guy.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I need that because not that I do anything naughty, No,
Speaker 1: but I like to be able to at the Christmas
Speaker 1: party say to people that I can see doing the
Speaker 1: naughty thing going. Don't you remember Stephen Carter said you
Speaker 1: were going to be fired. You meant it.
Speaker 2: Steve said you were going to be um um fire
Speaker 2: by it.
Speaker 1: And then he went on to say this, if you
Speaker 1: want to cheat.
Speaker 2: On your partner, i'd recommend twenty twenty four has been
Speaker 2: a start.
Speaker 5: Remind that is probably normalized, and cheat on your partner
Speaker 5: with someone at work.
Speaker 2: If you on your partner, just don't deal with someone
Speaker 2: at work.
Speaker 3: It really becomes very, very problem.
Speaker 1: Okay, so there's two years I want here. Clearly there's
Speaker 1: a story there. There was two employees that were getting
Speaker 1: it on and they shouldn't have been absolutely referenced that.
Speaker 1: But just like the first morning where he said you'll
Speaker 1: get fired, he goes on to say it just makes
Speaker 1: things very problematic if you cheat with somebody that you
Speaker 1: work with. He's covering his own butt here. He wants
Speaker 1: to have a holiday, yeah, and he doesn't. He's asking
Speaker 1: for a favor. Please do not take drugs because I'm
Speaker 1: going to have to fill out paperwork. Please do not
Speaker 1: sleep with someone in my company because it's a problem
Speaker 1: for me.
Speaker 2: I'm going to have to do rehiring over the Christmas break.
Speaker 1: And I think that's fair.
Speaker 2: Or I do feel bad. I mean, this guy's a vibe.
Speaker 2: I do feel bad for him because with these town
Speaker 2: halls nowadays, some of the people it's like here at Nova,
Speaker 2: they're often in the meeting irl in the conference room,
Speaker 2: or some join via teams. So if you're delivering that
Speaker 2: message on teams, you don't know who's filming you clearly yeah,
Speaker 2: and uploading it to TikTok or Instagram.
Speaker 1: And I love his dry sense of humor because he
Speaker 1: also he covered that off later. He was like, well,
Speaker 1: if I'd known it was going to be sent externally,
Speaker 1: I probably wouldn't have said that.
Speaker 2: But anyway, four to ten, what is the worst thing
Speaker 2: you've seen at a Christmas party? A work Christmas party.
Speaker 1: I've got a story involving a couple that were not
Speaker 1: married and a boardroom.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, wow, I think you've got another one
Speaker 2: involving the Splits too, from Yes, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show talking Christmas parties.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the most wonderful and also the most diabolical things
Speaker 1: occur at these functions because it's such a release of pressure,
Speaker 1: isn't it. That's free?
Speaker 2: It's free, do you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean? You're out with all the people that
Speaker 1: you love at work, you're not in the office, and
Speaker 1: there's free booze and free cannapis as good combo.
Speaker 2: There's an excitement in the air for Christmas and holidays
Speaker 2: as well, because most people are about to clock off,
Speaker 2: so you almost feel like you're not at a work
Speaker 2: function exactly.
Speaker 1: It's very easy to forget, and people do forget. For example,
Speaker 1: couple that I walked in. When I say a couple,
Speaker 1: I mean they they were not married. They were married
Speaker 1: to other people.
Speaker 2: But they were a couple that I walked into.
Speaker 1: Them seeing road testing what it would be like to
Speaker 1: be a couple testing.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: And they were in the boardroom, you know, all agog
Speaker 1: for mischief let's put it that way. And then I
Speaker 1: quickly closed the boardroom door. And I have not told
Speaker 1: a soul apart from now.
Speaker 2: Was it at a radio station?
Speaker 1: Advertising man? Advertising agency?
Speaker 2: The best? Isn't that? Just called Tuesday? In an advertising agents?
Speaker 1: Actually?
Speaker 2: Probably twenty four ten? What is the worst thing you've
Speaker 2: seen at a Christmas party?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I've just seen the words turkey slap?
Speaker 1: What hello anonymous?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Jack.
Speaker 1: It's two thousand and five all over again. I didn't
Speaker 1: even know what a turkey slap was until then.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like I didn't see it, but other
Speaker 3: people saw it, including executives.
Speaker 1: And yeah, how did it happen?
Speaker 2: Where did it take place? Set the scene it was at?
Speaker 3: Like, so the person had been at another Christmas party
Speaker 3: then came to the main Christmas party, and mean the
Speaker 3: slapping happened at the after party, so still in a
Speaker 3: separate environment, but still with workpeople away from the main
Speaker 3: Christmas party. But executives were there.
Speaker 1: So the turkey slapper was on their third party.
Speaker 7: That's correct.
Speaker 2: Oh why didn't somebody just put them in a cab
Speaker 2: back go home? Non, We're going to send you a
Speaker 2: nutrible at flip from mutribull at the number one personal
Speaker 2: blender brand is I promise you.
Speaker 1: I promise you Jack if you if we're ever at
Speaker 1: the same party and it's your third, I will put
Speaker 1: you in a cab.
Speaker 2: I feel like you've been at several and you just
Speaker 2: haven't known that. I'm pretty good. I can keep it
Speaker 2: together until Jacculine comes out.
Speaker 1: You are pretty good. Hello Laura, Hello, Hi? What happened
Speaker 1: at you Have's Christmas party?
Speaker 4: So not a nice thing? One of his work colleagues.
Speaker 4: Things were getting pretty rowdy and he slips over and
Speaker 4: splits his whole hand open, and yeah, and there was
Speaker 4: a lot of blood with shiny floors, and yeah.
Speaker 1: That is horrific. Did everybody sober up very quickly and go, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm probably going to go home now.
Speaker 4: Well, the funniest thing was they didn't. People were just
Speaker 4: kind of there was a group that got covered together
Speaker 4: and sculpt the poor guy. But other people were like, oh,
Speaker 4: that's okay, he'll be all right.
Speaker 1: Laura, you sound I'm sorry to interrupt and digress, but
Speaker 1: you sound like Shelley Kraft. Can you say repeat after me? Hi, Scottie?
Speaker 1: Where he to judge the living rooms? Can you say.
Speaker 4: That Hi, Scottie working here to the living room.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that is Shellycraft.
Speaker 2: Laura. We're going to send you a nutribullet flip as well.
Speaker 2: From Nutribullet, Let's finish with Steph. What's the worst thing
Speaker 2: you've seen at a Christmas party?
Speaker 7: So there was this one woman that whenever she got drunk,
Speaker 7: which was every Christmas party, she would kiss herself and
Speaker 7: I don't mean I don't mean like a little oops,
Speaker 7: a little bit came out, I mean way in her jean.
Speaker 7: And then she would be out on the denk like
Speaker 7: she wouldn't even she wouldn't even get in a cab.
Speaker 7: We would try to get her in a cab, but
Speaker 7: nobody wanted to deal with the Wii.
Speaker 1: Jeff, what sort of company was this? What industry?
Speaker 7: I don't I don't want to say it was a
Speaker 7: sporting club.
Speaker 1: I don't remember working at the sporting company. You the
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan show. Let's go click in and Chrissy's click
Speaker 1: all right. Selena Gomez, she has said that she is
Speaker 1: too old for the pop star life at thirty two.
Speaker 1: Have a listen.
Speaker 6: I think I might be a little too old for
Speaker 6: the pop star life. Anymore. But I'm genuinely so happy
Speaker 6: to just be in this new era of my life
Speaker 6: and so excited to see what's you know, what's to come,
Speaker 6: because in a lot of ways, it's just the beginning
Speaker 6: for me.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So a couple of things here. First of all, she
Speaker 1: sat down with Sirsha Ronan. I've now that name, just
Speaker 1: nailed that, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: It's that actors on Actors series, right, They're pumping out
Speaker 2: a lot at the moment.
Speaker 1: It's such a great idea.
Speaker 2: Do they drop them all at the same time, because
Speaker 2: I feel like over the last week we talked about
Speaker 2: Paul Muskyle and someone else.
Speaker 1: They'd be crazy to drop them all at once. Surely
Speaker 1: stagger them by a day maybe, who knows in this
Speaker 1: era of binge consumer. Yeah, absolutely anyway, So it's a
Speaker 1: great series. But Selena sounds very tired. She does have
Speaker 1: another listen and think that she hasn't slept for two days.
Speaker 6: I think I might be a little too old for
Speaker 6: the pop star life.
Speaker 1: I mean, she sounds too tight for thirty two.
Speaker 2: And also, I don't like that comment.
Speaker 1: You don't like it? Why don't you like it?
Speaker 2: I don't like people. I mean, first of all, you're
Speaker 2: thirty two. That what a ridiculous thing to say. You're
Speaker 2: not fifty two. And even at fifty two, I think
Speaker 2: that's also a ridiculous thing to say. I think because I,
Speaker 2: from such a young age, have had such a wide
Speaker 2: range of friends in terms of their age, Like I
Speaker 2: don't like people stamping their age and being like, oh
Speaker 2: I'm too old for this now. Oh I'm too old
Speaker 2: to go to the club, too old to go to
Speaker 2: music festivals. No you're not. You're as old as you feel.
Speaker 2: Do what you want.
Speaker 1: I agree, I know what she means, but I think
Speaker 1: there's got to be a better way to say it
Speaker 1: than I'm too old.
Speaker 2: What do you think she means that, because like, look
Speaker 2: at like Katy Perry or Lady Guard.
Speaker 1: Say, you know, I don't don't don't find that pop
Speaker 1: star life fun anymore.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've had enough of it.
Speaker 1: Because of course, your character and personality and likes and
Speaker 1: wants and dislikes always are evolving. That's what makes life interesting.
Speaker 1: But my dad said once, I think that was supposed
Speaker 1: to be when he turned seventy. So that's like, you know,
Speaker 1: fourteen years ago, I said to you, what can you
Speaker 1: tell me? What can you tell me? Thirty five years on?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 1: And he's like, two things, never sell real estate. And
Speaker 1: two if you ever hear in your you know, if
Speaker 1: you ever say to yourself, oh I'm too old for that, you're.
Speaker 2: Not good advice mate, GA.
Speaker 1: That has really changed my life because you know Dad well,
Speaker 1: and I think his story was he was thirty seven
Speaker 1: and he was offered something and he's like, oh, I'm
Speaker 1: too old for that, and he looked back and he
Speaker 1: was like thirty seven of the baby maybe, how ridiculous.
Speaker 1: So yes, Selena, you are not too old for anything.
Speaker 2: Hey.
Speaker 1: Exciting news for fans of Ed Sheeran, of which I am.
Speaker 1: I love his you know, bassy heavy music stuff more
Speaker 1: than his sort of folksy ballads like.
Speaker 2: The pop radio stuff really does slap like love it,
Speaker 2: love it, love it.
Speaker 1: And my favorite song of his is Don't Really Love That.
Speaker 1: And I've got great news for people that love that
Speaker 1: sort of era of his Sheeron. He is going to
Speaker 1: release more of that. He has announced a return to
Speaker 1: and his phrase was.
Speaker 2: Big pop, oh good, So we're not going to get sad,
Speaker 2: like guitar strumming and like love songs.
Speaker 1: No no more you know, oh my childhood I broke
Speaker 1: my leg was very poor. None the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Hey, I meant to ask you, Jack, how
Speaker 1: are you going with your Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2: I'm going pretty well. Like I've collect, I only buy
Speaker 2: for like in terms of the family Christmas Day, my
Speaker 2: immediate family.
Speaker 1: And when you say bye as a verb, is that
Speaker 1: like just the same as I put aside things I
Speaker 1: get for free that I can regift, which I think
Speaker 1: is a very noble cause I do it too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a few things there. There's a few things
Speaker 2: there because I'm you know, I'm not about over consumption
Speaker 2: on this earth. And do you know how big my
Speaker 2: green thumb is? So yeah, there's nothing. There's nothing wrong
Speaker 2: with stashing a few things aside that I've been gifted.
Speaker 1: There absolutely is not. And your credit card will think.
Speaker 2: It will it will. That's what I've gone toping on.
Speaker 1: What's the best thing you've got in the in the collection?
Speaker 2: Like for free? Oh that's a really.
Speaker 1: Tough give on because often I know that you want
Speaker 1: to keep good.
Speaker 2: Stuff, a really beautiful fragrance from tique. I'm going to
Speaker 2: give to my sister.
Speaker 1: Oh God, I thought you're gonna say you're gonna give
Speaker 1: it to me, and I was like, I would love that.
Speaker 2: Would you? Yes, But you've got so many fragrances from
Speaker 2: our friends at price Line.
Speaker 1: I don't have that many, actually, don't you know?
Speaker 2: Well that's good, that's good for me to know.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've got a lot of lip oil.
Speaker 2: Hey, we've got a massive show. And speaking of Priceline,
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Speaker 2: If you'd like to be gifted some amazing treats. You
Speaker 2: could also regift them and give them to other people
Speaker 2: in Christmas.
Speaker 1: Why would you want to?
Speaker 2: You wouldn't. Next, our second last bumbag will be given
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Speaker 1: Time Chrissy's Quizzy. Can Ultimate is such a specific word
Speaker 1: you can only use very rarely, so when I can
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Speaker 2: I like that. I like that about you. It's a
Speaker 2: good word.
Speaker 1: Hello Ashley, Hello, how are you? I'm good? How could
Speaker 1: you live just outside of Geelong in a town that's
Speaker 1: got a great, big mansion in it. No, you do.
Speaker 1: Have you seen that big mansion?
Speaker 6: Aha?
Speaker 1: I used to know who you lived there. That's it.
Speaker 2: That's the story Number one. Hello, Hell are we good?
Speaker 1: Mate? Have you done any Christmas shopping?
Speaker 2: Luke?
Speaker 7: That would be I'm organized that I am not?
Speaker 1: I know it's why is it so hard this year?
Speaker 1: Have you even got a list on your notes? App?
Speaker 7: I can't afford it, so no, I don't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, don't do it today inside inside the bumbag Today,
Speaker 2: Ash and Luke, I am putting a three hundred dollars
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Speaker 1: How much to round the bucks? Okay? So that means
Speaker 1: that you can get fifteen of my spatulor off and
Speaker 1: then you've got everyone done and all those proceeds are
Speaker 1: then paid forward to food Bank. That's a win. Your
Speaker 1: names are your buzzes. It's the best of five, meaning
Speaker 1: the first person to get three answers quack wins the
Speaker 1: game and walk away with the bum bag and three
Speaker 1: hundred bucks to blow at Minimax. Question number one, Selena
Speaker 1: Gomes revealed she feels too old to be what these
Speaker 1: days actually Yes, Ash, Yes, she's done with the pop
Speaker 1: star last style.
Speaker 2: Question number two.
Speaker 1: I'm just getting going, if you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Question number two, which bakery has a loyalty program called
Speaker 1: dog Getters? Yes, Luke, it is Baker's to Light. I'm
Speaker 1: obsessed with it.
Speaker 2: Same. Do you know what I like? It's my Monday
Speaker 2: morning routine to stop by Bakers and I don't ever
Speaker 2: join dog Getters. I need to Are you crazy?
Speaker 1: I know that's crazy. It just made me because you
Speaker 1: actually get stuff that you want for free, like every
Speaker 1: time I go in there, like do you want your
Speaker 1: six rolls?
Speaker 2: I'm like, hell, yes absolutely. Question number three.
Speaker 1: Dion Warwick is celebrating her eighty fourth birthday to day,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love this woman. Can you just
Speaker 1: name one song? Can you name this song of hers?
Speaker 2: Breakdown and.
Speaker 1: Walk On?
Speaker 2: Luke?
Speaker 1: Yes, it's walk on, stop lok on. I love this
Speaker 1: sex bit. I just can't get over losing you. You
Speaker 1: can just see it, can't you? A little Deviled egg Cannopige.
Speaker 1: Question number four.
Speaker 2: This is for the win.
Speaker 1: Luke Ashgrove is a suburb in which Ossie City.
Speaker 2: I have a guess Luke, Yeah, Luke Melbourne.
Speaker 1: No Brizzi Great bruce Vegas.
Speaker 2: Question number five, I have a dream.
Speaker 1: He's a public speech that was delivered by who in
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty year.
Speaker 2: Sash It is alrighty. Question number six is for the
Speaker 2: win for either of you. It is a draw. Let's
Speaker 2: do this.
Speaker 1: What show did we first meet Abby Chatfield on Luke? Yes,
Speaker 1: Luke for the wine well the Bachelor. Yes, it's yours, darling,
Speaker 1: three hundred dollars, suspend the minimax.
Speaker 3: Well done there, Thank you and also thank you for
Speaker 3: the Christy Swan Show. For your generous over the last
Speaker 3: few years.
Speaker 7: You are amazing.
Speaker 2: No wonder what number one thank you is.
Speaker 1: That's made me a little emotional.
Speaker 2: You're so kind, it's very kind. Did Tom ask you
Speaker 2: to say that, Luke? He did not. That's very kind. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Sweeping statements are up next the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 1: Shush edit, Elton, sh he's my sweeping statement. Go to hell,
Speaker 1: both of you. You're listening to the Christy Swan show
Speaker 1: ful sweeping statements, not even because of that song.
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: I heard Meltressina earlier saying, oh, it's divisive. Some people
Speaker 1: love it, some people don't like it. I'm not mad
Speaker 1: on the Christmas carols, but anyone, No, it's on a
Speaker 1: bing Crosbie girl. I'm even daggier than anything.
Speaker 2: I tend to agree with you around Christmas time. Let's
Speaker 2: leave it to the daggy vibes. We don't need Taylor
Speaker 2: doing Christmas songs. We don't need Air doing Christmas song.
Speaker 1: I mean, come on, we do need to.
Speaker 2: We don't. There's a song that I heard her singing
Speaker 2: the other day for Christmas and it really made me
Speaker 2: even more of an ifty. Alrighty, we're asking for your
Speaker 2: sweeping statements for the last time in twenty twenty four thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten. Swany, what is your final unpopular
Speaker 2: opinion for the year.
Speaker 1: Now? There is much to love about Christmas, much so much,
Speaker 1: and I really had to think about what is my
Speaker 1: favorite thing about it? And I don't think too many
Speaker 1: people are going to agree with me. Okay, the greatest
Speaker 1: thing about Christmas is not the gift giving. It is
Speaker 1: the Christmas Tree, none of that. The best thing about it.
Speaker 2: Is getting drunk with your family.
Speaker 1: I don't get it. Fuck used to do though, and
Speaker 1: that was fun. The greatest thing about Christmas is the
Speaker 1: agency and acceptance of eating a packet of short bread
Speaker 1: and a handful of scorched dilmonds straight from the cadbridge
Speaker 1: are for breakfast.
Speaker 2: You and my housemate are the same person.
Speaker 1: It's the only time of year I do it. And
Speaker 1: as I was chowing down on those little butter fingers yesterday,
Speaker 1: I thought, what did I do this more often? Is
Speaker 1: my favorite thing?
Speaker 2: I mean, that is an unpopular opinion that it's the
Speaker 2: best thing, But it is the best thing. It is
Speaker 2: the best I could think of several other.
Speaker 1: True we do love a person you eat it all
Speaker 1: the time of Christmas? What's wrong with us?
Speaker 2: How weird? My sweeping statement is also Christmas related, And
Speaker 2: it's funny that you brought it up at the opening
Speaker 2: of the three o'clock hour.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it is completely acceptable and okay to regift.
Speaker 1: I do too, But you're right, it is an unpopular opinion.
Speaker 2: Yeah, people don't like it and think it's rude. I
Speaker 2: think it's so fine.
Speaker 1: Who is it rude to? I think, is it rude
Speaker 1: to the person that gave it? To you originally, or
Speaker 1: is it rude to the person that you're giving it to.
Speaker 2: I think it's more offensive to the person you're giving
Speaker 2: it too, because you know how you are an incredible
Speaker 2: gift giver, Like it isn't a proper talent of yours. Yea,
Speaker 2: you put so much thought into that, so I think
Speaker 2: people get offended by it. But I will regift with
Speaker 2: thought like I'm still from a selection.
Speaker 1: I just realized something. What so I regift stuff all
Speaker 1: the time, but never on an occasion.
Speaker 2: You just do it to be nice.
Speaker 1: Yes, if I bring some in for you or for tom,
Speaker 1: I give it to you with for no reason, but
Speaker 1: for your birthday and for Christmas. I couldn't do that.
Speaker 1: I could never regift. I couldn't. I've just realized there's
Speaker 1: the caveat.
Speaker 2: I'm definitely an occasional regift. Merry Christmas to my family
Speaker 2: for the last time this year. What is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 2: Your unpopular opinions?
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan shows did this Swan's sweeping statements the
Speaker 1: most unpopular opinion? It's almost it almost scares you to
Speaker 1: say it out loud. Emma, what is yours? Emma? Are
Speaker 1: you going to hurt some feelings? Are you going to
Speaker 1: break some hearts with you?
Speaker 2: Hello? Hi?
Speaker 1: What is it?
Speaker 5: I think parents with PRAM shouldn't have the same parking
Speaker 5: spots as disabled people.
Speaker 1: All right, Ema, let's unpack this. I've got a couple
Speaker 1: of questions for you. Do you have any small children?
Speaker 2: I do have me for.
Speaker 7: Now, But I think if they're in a PRAM, you
Speaker 7: can walk further and push them.
Speaker 2: Emma, you're great. So you're you're talking about when you
Speaker 2: go to shopping centers and it's like there's three reserved
Speaker 2: spots next to the disabled spots for people with prams.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why can't they walk further?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I'm with you.
Speaker 1: I tell you what. I probably would have agreed with
Speaker 1: you until I had a kid that was losing their
Speaker 1: mind and I had to get them back to the
Speaker 1: car asap. And then I would have liked one.
Speaker 2: Right at the door, and you didn't have one.
Speaker 1: No, And then I realized that even and then from
Speaker 1: that point on, I never took my kids anywhere, never
Speaker 1: took my kids to the shopping center, but I still
Speaker 1: had the baby seed in so I would park there
Speaker 1: and amazing. So do you hate me, Emma?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 7: I think that's funny.
Speaker 2: I never emma, Priceline Pharmacy voucher for you.
Speaker 5: Hello, they're beck, oh, hello, how are you?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: It last night? Guess what I had for dinner?
Speaker 5: I've got no idea hamburgers?
Speaker 1: Hamburgers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what that was? That's my statement.
Speaker 5: Hamburgers are the most nutritious meals.
Speaker 1: I agree. Take us through the reasons.
Speaker 5: Why, oh so obvious. You've got calcium from your cheese. Yes,
Speaker 5: You've got your carbohydrates from the bun. Correct, You've got
Speaker 5: your protein, the protein. You've got your greens from the lettuce.
Speaker 1: Yes, and the pickles just quietly.
Speaker 5: And the pickle and sometimes you even got tomato in there.
Speaker 5: So it's a completely dumnced meal.
Speaker 2: I agree that what if I'm shredding and I don't
Speaker 2: want the carb, well, you.
Speaker 1: Could have one of those depressing lose the will to live?
Speaker 1: Let us leave ones.
Speaker 2: I guess Priceline Pharmacy voucher up for your sweeping statement?
Speaker 1: You make my homemade qpeas jack your homemade water pounders
Speaker 1: qp oh yes, yeah, yeah so good? Hello did cheese? Hello?
Speaker 5: Friend?
Speaker 1: Telling what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5: I think anyone that wears their own shoes in their
Speaker 5: own house. Is just a loser?
Speaker 6: Well serial killer?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, so you've just called me friend and loser
Speaker 1: and serial killer in one conversation date.
Speaker 4: Oh no, Chrissy, you don't be that perfect.
Speaker 1: I do because I don't like the feeling of floor
Speaker 1: on my foe.
Speaker 2: But do you wear shoes on your carpeted the carpet
Speaker 2: parts of your house?
Speaker 1: I don't have a lot of carpet.
Speaker 2: Okay, because I find that proper crook take your shoes
Speaker 2: off if you're walking.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't take my shoes off to walk like into
Speaker 1: PEG's maroon.
Speaker 2: Is that carpeted?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: You should?
Speaker 1: You joking? Minute? In a minute, Dan Jack? What so
Speaker 1: if I'm like, I've been home for hours, I've cooked dinner, everything,
Speaker 1: I've got my shoes on on timber, Yes, and then
Speaker 1: I'm folding clothes and yeah, you're getting the right impression.
Speaker 1: I am the housekeeper. And then I'm carrying clean washing
Speaker 1: into PEG's room, which has carpet. I slip my shoes
Speaker 1: off before I go into.
Speaker 2: A Yeah, I find I find it weird to have
Speaker 2: my shoe on a carpet.
Speaker 1: Is that true?
Speaker 7: Is that what I should you need to take them
Speaker 7: off at the front door.
Speaker 4: Christie, be at home and be in your house and
Speaker 4: let your bare feet touch your floorboards. You feel so
Speaker 4: much better.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like, I have an indoor Birkenstock. D I sound like,
Speaker 2: but like I do for you, D.
Speaker 1: But that's a very interesting conversation. I did not know
Speaker 1: about that. No, I didn't. I was raised by wolves. Hello, Linda, Hi,
Speaker 1: what is the tackiest thing that you are saying around
Speaker 1: your suburb?
Speaker 4: Anyone with a giant inflatable Santa in the yard?
Speaker 7: Total you have?
Speaker 1: You have Jack's permission to get a bow and arrow
Speaker 1: and just go vigilante in your suburb and just shoot
Speaker 1: them down.
Speaker 2: Linda, go in like Piers.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: I needed permission. I needed validation.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's take a perusa around my
Speaker 1: favorite things.
Speaker 2: A prostline, pharmacy, Christmas has never felt better. They've got
Speaker 2: everything you need, feel great. Celebrate is Chrissy's favorite things.
Speaker 1: Anyone that knows and loves me is listening. I want
Speaker 1: one of those, you know Mandolins for your feet. I'm
Speaker 1: not mandolin.
Speaker 2: Wait?
Speaker 1: What a microplane? You know, the microplane that you zest
Speaker 1: your Lemons with there's a foot version that's much rougher.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I know what you're talking about. What a
Speaker 2: terrible gift. That's an as like you should just buy
Speaker 2: that for yourself and then tell me another gift you want.
Speaker 2: I'll get you something different. I just feel like that's
Speaker 2: I would be sad if someone gave that to you
Speaker 2: as a present.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, fair enough, fair enough, I'm yes, I'm better
Speaker 1: than that.
Speaker 2: You're right, you're better than that, Jody.
Speaker 1: Are you better than that?
Speaker 6: I sure am?
Speaker 7: And I do not want a mandoline for my feet
Speaker 7: hah ha.
Speaker 1: Well, the good news for you is, Jody, I do
Speaker 1: not have a mandolin here or even a micro playing here.
Speaker 1: I have got an unbelievable pack for you with your
Speaker 1: name on it, Jody from Priceline.
Speaker 5: Amazing, amazing, so excited.
Speaker 1: And it is redeemable at Clear Skincare. So you're going
Speaker 1: to make an appointment and you're going to take the
Speaker 1: afternoon off and you're going to have microderma brasion. Isn't
Speaker 1: that right, Jack?
Speaker 2: It's like one of my favorite treatments to get done, Jody.
Speaker 2: Have you had it done before?
Speaker 3: Only once?
Speaker 7: But I need it.
Speaker 3: I need it I have dry skin and rosasia, so
Speaker 3: we need to get a layer off.
Speaker 1: Oh actually this is going to be really good for you. Yep, yep, absolutely,
Speaker 1: so you are off. That's Johndred fifty bucks to spend
Speaker 1: a clear skin care. Well done.
Speaker 2: Yes, we love a screamer.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been called that.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, Jody and we will be playing Chrissy's Favorite
Speaker 2: Things for the final time tomorrow. Registered by the overplayer app.
Speaker 1: Chrissy swansh a little nonsense Harry style song that I'm
Speaker 1: loving at the moment. He's just like a stream of
Speaker 1: conscience nonsense. He'll know it. It goes like boiled eggs, rice,
Speaker 1: television history and crossing.
Speaker 2: Wait, music from a sushi trained just like.
Speaker 1: A whole lot of different words.
Speaker 2: I love it. It's great.
Speaker 1: It's utter nonsense. You almost thinking to the Christy swantra,
Speaker 1: which is also nonsense. Let' to do this.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian's got a new boyfriend.
Speaker 2: Who is it.
Speaker 1: No one's allowed to know. He's a realtor, as they say,
Speaker 1: he's a real and he's not in the public eye.
Speaker 1: Ask how does she find the time and how can
Speaker 1: she be bothered.
Speaker 2: Well, she does have quite a real estate profile, like
Speaker 2: of houses that she's been building and renovating, so she's
Speaker 2: probably met a dude through that stuff she does.
Speaker 1: She's got I like that she's got hobbies. There used
Speaker 1: to be a big question in the nineties, Jack, what
Speaker 1: are your hobby?
Speaker 2: Remember I've said, as a sweeping statement, that is my
Speaker 2: most hated question. I don't have any What's my hobby? Drinking?
Speaker 2: Going out for dinner? Go away?
Speaker 1: He seems Kim's hobby is freeing people from jail. Yes,
Speaker 1: and buying real.
Speaker 2: Estate and studying to be a lawyer.
Speaker 1: She's pretty amazing, isn't she is. I wonder who this
Speaker 1: guy is. Do you think he'll have to sign something
Speaker 1: to make him go on the show?
Speaker 2: I don't think No. I don't think she'll ever bring
Speaker 2: a partner onto the show again.
Speaker 1: No, And I think Kylie has made that very very good.
Speaker 2: Yes, well it's a smart decision.
Speaker 1: Also in Romance News, we talked earlier about Selena Gomez,
Speaker 1: who says she's too old to be a pop star
Speaker 1: at thirty two, not too old to get engaged. She's
Speaker 1: just posted a photograph of a giant diamond that is
Speaker 1: a rock. Maybe it's a cubic zir Conia. Who knows, honestly, though,
Speaker 1: who knows?
Speaker 2: Who knows?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: How do you know? What's your thoughts on Bennie Banko.
Speaker 1: I don't really know anything about him. I know that
Speaker 1: there was beef between those two earlier, and they've turned
Speaker 1: it around an opposite s attract sort of situation.
Speaker 2: It seems quite like a fun, quirky dude. He kind
Speaker 2: of gives me Pete Davidson energy.
Speaker 1: He does. I think he would smell like cheese, do
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Or like an organic yogurt. Yes, yep,
Speaker 1: I think there's that sort of thing going on there.
Speaker 1: Not my cup of tea. But Selena, go fill your boots, baby.
Speaker 1: Let's talk Jim Carrey. He's one of my favorite actors.
Speaker 1: But I like it when he's serious. He's the best
Speaker 1: when he's serious. Yeah, And I was sad a few
Speaker 1: years ago when he was doing the red carpet for
Speaker 1: the Sonic two Sonic the Hedgehog two that he said,
Speaker 1: I you know, you never hear an actor say this.
Speaker 1: I've got enough, i have enough. I'm going to retire. Well,
Speaker 1: write me down with a feather. He's been snapped at
Speaker 1: the Red Carpet again for Sonic three. And here's why.
Speaker 6: I came back to this universe, because first of all,
Speaker 6: I get to play a genius, which is a bit
Speaker 6: of a stretch.
Speaker 2: And I bought a lot of stuff and I need
Speaker 2: the money. Frankly, that's got to be a gag, just
Speaker 2: one not well delivered, feels.
Speaker 1: You can hear in his voice the shame, Yeah, the
Speaker 1: shame of it, because in the contract would be if
Speaker 1: you're going to do this, boys, you've got to do
Speaker 1: the Red Carpet. You've got to answer questions. And he was,
Speaker 1: but I top for everybody that I was going away.
Speaker 1: And then now he's here in his back.
Speaker 2: Walking down that red carpet at his age, right at
Speaker 2: sixty two. He must rock up to those premirees and
Speaker 2: just be like, oh God, why did I say?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I know, But why did he.
Speaker 2: Why I could talk to twenty two reporters.
Speaker 1: Why the second one? Was he financially secure? And then
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he has to do Sonic the Hedge.
Speaker 2: Maybe he's like real discovered the Greyhounds later in life
Speaker 2: and spent too much money.
Speaker 1: Punch do you feel like there's a drug dep check you.
Speaker 2: What an allegation? Hey, that's us done for our Thursday. Ricky, Lee,
Speaker 2: Tim and Joel are up next with their final quick
Speaker 2: draw for twenty twenty four and I hear it's a
Speaker 2: pretty fun.
Speaker 1: Give good bye, Jack. Make sure that you are fresh
Speaker 1: for our last show to mind.
Speaker 2: I will swannye check this up.
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