WEBVTT - Adelaide's Most Embarrassing Accidental Public Flashes 🍑 0:00:01.639 --> 0:00:04.880 Get in the morning every day, Adelaides. 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:11.560 What a delightful selection you've made by jumping onto this podcast. Congratulations, 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.440 you're about to live your life for a whole new level. 0:00:13.600 --> 0:00:15.360 Yeah, we know what you're here for. We know what 0:00:15.400 --> 0:00:17.000 you want, so we might as well give it you, 0:00:17.440 --> 0:00:17.960 am I right? 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:21.319 Okay, kid ler Roy code word, let's go. 0:00:22.360 --> 0:00:26.239 Macas you want some, you want some, you want. 0:00:26.040 --> 0:00:30.120 Some, I'll give it you. Last week, Jody revealed to 0:00:30.200 --> 0:00:33.080 us why she can probably never go back to her 0:00:33.120 --> 0:00:33.920 local coals. 0:00:34.600 --> 0:00:37.800 Picture me in Cole's bent over as far as you 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:41.639 can bend as Summer was off looking for all her 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:42.400 gluten freak. 0:00:45.680 --> 0:00:46.760 If she goes. 0:00:49.960 --> 0:00:55.080 You've split your pets. You know that old expression. They 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:56.480 were split from a holder. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.040 You know what they were? 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:02.000 They really were front of the nerdy peach cool frontal 0:01:02.080 --> 0:01:02.920 now all front of. 0:01:02.920 --> 0:01:06.760 The nud people. Wow. Coletely exposed no unbelievable scenes. No 0:01:07.200 --> 0:01:11.680 shoppers had to lie down because they just lost all 0:01:11.720 --> 0:01:12.960 control of all their senses. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:15.160 Really okay, Well, firstly. 0:01:15.000 --> 0:01:18.679 One lady died. That's too far, that's too far. Sorry 0:01:18.720 --> 0:01:19.360 sorry sorry. 0:01:20.040 --> 0:01:21.840 So first it wasn't the frontier, wasn't the back and 0:01:21.880 --> 0:01:24.240 it was perfectly aligned with the scene, which was right 0:01:24.280 --> 0:01:27.120 on my butt. Crack, I've returned to the scene of 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:27.480 the crime. 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:28.600 Oh yeah, I was fine. 0:01:28.600 --> 0:01:31.080 They let me in, so that was a good start. 0:01:31.160 --> 0:01:33.119 Any feedback A few raised eyebrows. 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:35.199 Okay, I was going to say, any suspicious looks. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.400 Yeah. Carmela on the check out was like, oh, brave, 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:39.920 brave of you to come back here. 0:01:40.400 --> 0:01:45.479 You there, there's the girl who was flashing her she's back. 0:01:45.720 --> 0:01:46.560 Yeah. 0:01:46.680 --> 0:01:51.600 I'm sure I'm not alone in this space of accidentally flashing. Allies, yes, 0:01:51.600 --> 0:01:53.840 I do twenty four to ten and give us a call. 0:01:53.840 --> 0:01:56.160 If you've ever accidentally flash, please where. 0:01:55.960 --> 0:01:58.240 Did you flash? I think it would happen to most 0:01:58.240 --> 0:02:01.000 people at least once or twice. Where I mean, if 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.400 it's loose fitting boxes or something like that, who knows. 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:06.800 Sometimes you can just absolutely expose yourself and sometimes it 0:02:06.880 --> 0:02:09.880 stays in your brain for the rest of your life. 0:02:10.840 --> 0:02:14.040 As youngsters, we would go to a place called Mollymook 0:02:14.200 --> 0:02:17.360 and that's about three hours south of Sydney on the beach. 0:02:18.280 --> 0:02:20.880 Huge event for the Hayes kids. And I remember we 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.680 don't think o the beach once a year. We're from 0:02:22.680 --> 0:02:24.360 the country, and I remember I must have been in 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:26.680 prim school. We'd been eight or nine years old, and 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:29.519 I remember seeing my mum come out of the surf 0:02:29.840 --> 0:02:32.600 and obviously a lot of waves was bashing around. 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:37.359 And in her first is not used to the tumultuous sea. 0:02:37.560 --> 0:02:39.720 It's very very voluptuous woman as well, it must be said. 0:02:39.800 --> 0:02:43.920 Oh really, and look, obviously when you're bashing and crashing 0:02:43.919 --> 0:02:46.040 in the waves, you don't know, you don't get a 0:02:46.040 --> 0:02:49.280 feel for what's in what's out. And I remember seeing 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.959 Mom come out of the surf and it's absolutely packed 0:02:52.280 --> 0:02:58.920 and there was a full right breast exposed, and I 0:02:59.000 --> 0:03:03.120 remember my off along with all of the kids, kids 0:03:03.160 --> 0:03:06.880 on the page, just what is going on? Why she's 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:12.640 so comfortable? And I'm going bumb mom, you boom and 0:03:12.800 --> 0:03:15.960 Mum looking down, I've never seen anything like it. Mum 0:03:16.000 --> 0:03:19.800 looking down. She almost launched off into space. She was 0:03:20.680 --> 0:03:23.040 she was so shocked. She did this sort of half 0:03:23.080 --> 0:03:25.760 spin thing where she like did like a white eighty 0:03:25.800 --> 0:03:27.440 and sort of hit the deck and then put her 0:03:27.520 --> 0:03:30.239 back in and like did a roll onto her feet. 0:03:32.440 --> 0:03:36.040 Incredible scenes on Momymble Beach. They almost called the police, 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.280 They certainly called the lifeguard. Hednew what to do. He fled. 0:03:40.280 --> 0:03:43.040 All right, it's got the accidental nudity. Let's go to 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:43.960 Ellen for good morning. 0:03:44.320 --> 0:03:45.440 Morning guys, good. 0:03:45.280 --> 0:03:46.880 Morning, what happened to you? Make me feel better? 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:47.120 Please? 0:03:47.680 --> 0:03:50.600 Right, so let's step the scene. You're walking through woollies, 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:54.800 just down a random ale with your toddler, and next 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:56.880 minute he just ducked in the middle of the aisle 0:03:57.120 --> 0:03:59.320 packed aisle full of people and he just stacked her 0:03:59.360 --> 0:04:03.240 with knotty and thinking twice, that's good, that is perfect 0:04:04.520 --> 0:04:05.640 reasonable motivation. 0:04:06.400 --> 0:04:07.000 I don't know. 0:04:07.800 --> 0:04:09.720 I should ask him. He's nearly twenty now. 0:04:09.880 --> 0:04:14.840 Oh so he was only a toddler when he did this, 0:04:14.960 --> 0:04:15.680 like quite small. 0:04:15.760 --> 0:04:19.360 But I've got no idea what did toddlers think? 0:04:20.360 --> 0:04:20.520 It was? 0:04:20.600 --> 0:04:22.240 Not lo going through their heads? Isn't And I ask 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:24.880 you Elin as well, what exactly like what was exposed? 0:04:24.920 --> 0:04:25.160 How? 0:04:25.520 --> 0:04:26.480 How aggressive was it? 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.800 Well, being a young first time mum, probably not the 0:04:31.800 --> 0:04:37.600 best underwear that I was wearing. That why yeah, exposure, yeah, 0:04:38.000 --> 0:04:39.839 moll isle of people was Yeah. 0:04:41.440 --> 0:04:43.440 How did I react in that situation too? 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:48.680 Just like yeah, drop every finger and yeah PLoP your pants. Yeah, 0:04:49.160 --> 0:04:51.440 that reaction and then like trying to get out of 0:04:51.440 --> 0:04:53.760 there as quickly as possible with the little diglip I 0:04:53.800 --> 0:04:54.200 have left. 0:04:54.520 --> 0:04:56.280 The only thing that can make this story about it 0:04:56.360 --> 0:04:58.520 was if you revealed that your twenty year old son 0:04:58.839 --> 0:05:03.600 still like to Dat's mum, it's got what happened? 0:05:03.920 --> 0:05:04.080 Hi? 0:05:04.240 --> 0:05:07.560 Hi? Data? Yet you're definitely not the only one. So 0:05:07.800 --> 0:05:09.880 when I had my wisdom teeth out, I was an 0:05:09.920 --> 0:05:14.120 adult in my twenties. Anyway, Mum came over to look 0:05:14.279 --> 0:05:17.279 after me because I wasn't feeling well and I just 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.279 had a shower and I was watching the dishes. 0:05:21.839 --> 0:05:23.200 Are you feeling okay? 0:05:23.760 --> 0:05:26.799 So like I'm not facing her, but I turn around 0:05:26.800 --> 0:05:28.600 and put my arms up in the air and I'm like, yeah, 0:05:28.680 --> 0:05:31.880 what's wrong? And she goes, you're naked. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:35.080 Only did you see the full back? 0:05:35.360 --> 0:05:39.320 But front two? How to shower and forgot forgot to 0:05:39.320 --> 0:05:39.880 get dressed. 0:05:40.080 --> 0:05:45.680 Yeah, that's right, that's what happens. That happens every second day. Yeah, 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:48.479 the painkillers. Excuse I remember, sometimes we just crazy. If 0:05:48.480 --> 0:05:50.080 it's your turn, it's not your turn, it's my teen. 0:05:50.120 --> 0:05:51.720 You cruise and you're like, oh my gosh, I'm not 0:05:51.760 --> 0:05:54.200 wearing pants all turnate days. It sounds like a bad dream. Yeah, 0:05:54.200 --> 0:05:55.200 it happens regular and over. 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:56.839 Yeah, but we're just so used to it, we just 0:05:56.880 --> 0:05:57.560 you know, play. 0:05:57.400 --> 0:06:02.719 On its missing your pants, Philip, Good morning, Good morning guys. 0:06:02.720 --> 0:06:03.640 How you doing good? 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:03.920 Good? 0:06:03.920 --> 0:06:04.840 What happened Philip? 0:06:05.240 --> 0:06:05.440 Oh? 0:06:05.760 --> 0:06:09.520 Well, go back for just about over a decade ago. 0:06:09.640 --> 0:06:13.200 I was at school as a student year eleven or twelve. 0:06:13.240 --> 0:06:14.560 I can't remember it, but I was at the very 0:06:14.680 --> 0:06:17.640 end and I'm hanging out with my mates in the morning, 0:06:17.760 --> 0:06:20.560 you know, before stool starts, and I've gone down to 0:06:20.760 --> 0:06:24.320 I think I dropped up, picked something up, and my pants. 0:06:24.520 --> 0:06:29.080 It was a comical like caar noise. It went from 0:06:29.440 --> 0:06:32.919 beltline all the way down the back end, all the 0:06:32.960 --> 0:06:37.880 way to the scene where the legs meet. The hole 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.239 was so big I started the South or a tunnel 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:46.560 project years of advanced I missed the first the first 0:06:46.680 --> 0:06:49.960 class because I had to get my pants replaced. I 0:06:50.040 --> 0:06:52.359 ran straight to the front office with my with my 0:06:52.720 --> 0:06:53.719 jumper tight around. 0:06:53.760 --> 0:06:57.760 So no, no, did you have to have lost property 0:06:57.760 --> 0:06:59.440 and just get a pair of random pants that were 0:06:59.480 --> 0:07:00.000 left in there. 0:07:00.680 --> 0:07:00.760 No. 0:07:01.120 --> 0:07:05.600 Thankfully, our school was attached to where we actually buy 0:07:05.720 --> 0:07:07.960 our clothes from, so I was able to just duck 0:07:08.040 --> 0:07:09.800 down there and just buy it. It was get a free 0:07:09.800 --> 0:07:11.400 pair of replacement. 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:14.440 Pants that feel you'll be raring a tower for the 0:07:14.480 --> 0:07:14.960 rest of the day. 0:07:16.160 --> 0:07:18.000 Town of Accidental Unity. What happened? 0:07:19.040 --> 0:07:21.000 Good morning, guys. Yeah, so I don't worry. 0:07:21.240 --> 0:07:21.840 I got you back. 0:07:22.040 --> 0:07:23.400 I got you back, all right. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:27.560 So we went to the outdoor water park at Marion, 0:07:28.520 --> 0:07:30.880 and I don't have anything like this where I'm from, 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:32.880 so this was very exciting for me. I took my 0:07:32.960 --> 0:07:36.080 daughters and my husband in tow and there's one of 0:07:36.080 --> 0:07:38.000 the sides there that's like a speed slide, so you 0:07:38.120 --> 0:07:40.640 essentially just go on it to go fast. So you're 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:44.280 supposed to cross your legs because the speed can be 0:07:44.360 --> 0:07:47.760 quite aggressive. But I didn't get the memo, so I 0:07:47.840 --> 0:07:50.720 crossed my arms, I placed my legs ankle, you know, 0:07:50.800 --> 0:07:53.720 ankle to ankle, and down I went. And then I 0:07:53.760 --> 0:07:56.800 stood up at the end and realized that I had 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:59.600 a front wedgie. When my six year old was like, 0:08:00.240 --> 0:08:04.680 why do you have your mini ow? And I dropped 0:08:04.720 --> 0:08:07.640 straight down and I fixed myself up before I got 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.320 zoomed by the next person, and then I just shamefully 0:08:10.360 --> 0:08:11.040 slinked away. 0:08:11.280 --> 0:08:14.800 Oh God, what a question you want from your toddler. 0:08:15.040 --> 0:08:18.320 No, under any circumstances, if it makes you feel better. 0:08:18.440 --> 0:08:19.880 The same sort of thing happened to me on the 0:08:19.920 --> 0:08:22.720 speed racer at wet Wild on the Gold Coasta. I 0:08:22.760 --> 0:08:24.400 beat the rest of the family because you line up 0:08:24.440 --> 0:08:26.760 and you go against like your whole fam across the 0:08:26.760 --> 0:08:27.320 finish line. 0:08:27.360 --> 0:08:30.800 But then looked down and went, I'm a winner in 0:08:30.840 --> 0:08:31.440 some respects. 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:33.480 But the Mini's. 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:36.680 Some news you need to know this morning. 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:40.439 What about this little Ezra, who's an Adelaide toddler has 0:08:40.480 --> 0:08:43.439 been applauded for his courage after he was bitten on 0:08:43.720 --> 0:08:46.800 the foot by a deadly Eastern brown snake. 0:08:47.679 --> 0:08:51.280 Goodness who this is so unbelievably scary. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:53.559 So mum was doing the laundry and she heard her 0:08:53.559 --> 0:08:57.520 little two year old suddenly yell out snake. Not words 0:08:57.559 --> 0:08:58.960 you want to hear out of your toddler's mouth. 0:08:59.160 --> 0:09:02.840 Absolutely, You just hope that he's seen something that's shaped 0:09:02.880 --> 0:09:05.360 like a snake. You really hope that's not a brown snake. 0:09:05.760 --> 0:09:06.240 And it was. 0:09:07.440 --> 0:09:10.160 This was mum on seven News last night. 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:12.600 The two year old was playing in the backyard of 0:09:12.600 --> 0:09:15.520 his Port wake Field home when he fell to champagne 0:09:15.600 --> 0:09:19.440 in his foot. He immediately raced inside to alert his mum. 0:09:19.800 --> 0:09:22.600 I saw the white mark and it was just extremely, 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:26.240 extremely scary, to be honest, as his frantic parents rang 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:30.080 triple zero, they saw the eastern brown slither out of sight. 0:09:30.320 --> 0:09:34.840 Exclusive audios well from the snake and he slid it off. 0:09:34.960 --> 0:09:39.080 Yeah, that was Mum, in conjunction with beautiful Jasmine Turlings, 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.760 who's a wonderful reporter on seven News. Lovely girl too. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.680 Just for the record, yes, and can do a snake story. 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:46.800 Oh my gosh, top shelf when it comes to snake 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:48.160 stories world, don't Jazzy. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:50.320 I know exactly what happened in the seven News room yesterday. 0:09:51.320 --> 0:09:54.199 There's been a snake bite and everyone went Jazzy. 0:09:54.400 --> 0:09:56.720 Everyone at the same times, like Jazzy. 0:09:58.400 --> 0:10:01.280 And she slithered out wardrobe. 0:10:00.880 --> 0:10:04.720 And she's looking at that. Sounds like we're an Insinuati 0:10:04.760 --> 0:10:06.800 that Jazzy is a snake. She's got the opposite. 0:10:06.800 --> 0:10:08.960 She's quite the opposite. And there can be some snakes 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:12.280 in media. She ain't wonder Oh have you not noticed that? 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:13.920 Oh news to me? 0:10:15.120 --> 0:10:15.959 Oh god, I can. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.480 I'll give you a least stuff for this. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:20.920 Okay, very good. Oh, let's go from that snake story 0:10:20.960 --> 0:10:23.040 to something outrageous that happened over in the States. What 0:10:23.040 --> 0:10:25.360 about the Detroit Pistons were worth one point nine a 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:29.120 billion dollars. They got caught up catching the subway in 0:10:29.200 --> 0:10:31.640 New York. What I've heard of this sort of stuff 0:10:31.640 --> 0:10:34.800 happening before. So there was a marathon happening, and by 0:10:34.800 --> 0:10:38.040 all reports as well. Sometimes when some of these teams 0:10:38.040 --> 0:10:40.280 are staying even in and I don't know the mechanics 0:10:40.320 --> 0:10:42.720 of New York, but when you've got across the Manhattan 0:10:42.720 --> 0:10:45.400 Bridge or whatever, yeah, sometimes even a small route in 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:48.319 New York can take upwards of an hour, yeah, versus 0:10:48.360 --> 0:10:50.800 catching the subway, which can take ten to fifteen minutes. 0:10:50.880 --> 0:10:52.679 I think is it the Brooklyn Bridge? I think it 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:53.840 was shut all together. 0:10:54.240 --> 0:10:56.360 Yes, because it was a marathon happening, you know I 0:10:56.480 --> 0:11:00.000 got that, Yes, because of the marathon. So the Detroit 0:11:00.080 --> 0:11:03.000 Pistons ended up catching the subway. Can you imagine and 0:11:03.040 --> 0:11:04.920 a sports team. We look at the sports teams here 0:11:04.920 --> 0:11:06.760 and train and saying, oh wow, it's the Crows, it's 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.120 Port Adelaide and it's pretty cool, but the sports team's 0:11:10.120 --> 0:11:12.679 over there. When imagine if you're sitting next to Toby 0:11:12.720 --> 0:11:15.719 Harris and Toby's on thirty five million dollars a year. 0:11:15.800 --> 0:11:17.240 Well, you're just going to have to use a name 0:11:17.240 --> 0:11:18.360 that we're more familiar with. 0:11:18.920 --> 0:11:24.080 Not everyone is Cunningham. No, okay, the Detroit Pistons aren't 0:11:24.120 --> 0:11:25.760 quite as well known as maybe some of the other 0:11:25.800 --> 0:11:27.880 teams because this is in the first time it's happened. 0:11:27.920 --> 0:11:30.000 It happened before when purely they were going to cut 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:31.920 the trip by about forty five fifty minutes when the 0:11:31.960 --> 0:11:35.480 cabs took the subway, and that was when Dwayne Wade 0:11:35.520 --> 0:11:37.360 was there as well. So can you imagine back in 0:11:37.400 --> 0:11:39.320 the day, sitting on the subway coming home from work 0:11:39.400 --> 0:11:41.480 or going to work, and you're like, oh, there's Dwayne Wade. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:44.120 Oh there's Lebron James. Do you know that name? 0:11:46.120 --> 0:11:50.280 Imagine imagine if the Crows like got stuck down with 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:52.360 Glen Elg and they had to get to Adelaide Oval 0:11:52.520 --> 0:11:54.240 and like you just turned to your right and there's 0:11:54.280 --> 0:11:56.160 Text Walker sitting on the tram. 0:11:56.080 --> 0:11:58.680 Yeah, jerking text to get up from old Ladie Reckon. 0:11:58.679 --> 0:12:03.640 You would, yeah, gentleman, Yeah, what a beautiful man who 0:12:03.640 --> 0:12:06.320 wouldn't by the way, Yeah, but just fully kit it out, 0:12:06.679 --> 0:12:09.080 just fully kid it out. 0:12:09.840 --> 0:12:14.040 Texas there with his boots on as well, number thirty 0:12:14.160 --> 0:12:16.240 on his back, ready to go. Like he walks around 0:12:16.320 --> 0:12:17.800 town and he's full kid. 0:12:18.000 --> 0:12:19.880 Yeah, and then then when he has to get off 0:12:19.880 --> 0:12:22.319 at the city stop, he rings the bell. 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:29.240 Adelaide Oval, thanks your father, he's on the money list 0:12:30.320 --> 0:12:34.480 and it's six nothing. Not that time in the morning 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.080 where we just get all the blue sort of risky 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:39.560 stuff out of our systems before we definitely straighten up 0:12:39.600 --> 0:12:39.959 half set. 0:12:40.160 --> 0:12:42.400 It's like small children in the playground before they go 0:12:42.520 --> 0:12:44.839 into class, shake off all the energy, get all the 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.120 bad stuff out and then we'll behave ourselves on. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.960 Sometimes you read a headline jokes yep, and it's just 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:55.200 a reminder that there's still heroic men out there. Yeah, 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:59.160 there's still beautiful, strong, heroic men out there, and listen 0:12:59.200 --> 0:13:02.080 to this. A british Man has drawn the world's largest 0:13:02.160 --> 0:13:05.080 GPS drawing of a penis. So after walking for seventy 0:13:05.120 --> 0:13:09.000 five miles in twenty four hours in the Welsh countryside, 0:13:09.120 --> 0:13:15.560 there we go and Terry Rossiman, who's thirty eight from 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.240 South Wales, trekked through the mists and pitched black conditions 0:13:19.280 --> 0:13:24.839 across the Breacon Beacons in a phallus shaped root to 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.720 raise money awareness about men's mental health issues from November, 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:30.400 so it's for a good cause. He began his journey 0:13:30.400 --> 0:13:34.160 at five pm on Friday at Abergavenny railway station, finished 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:36.160 about four thirty pm on Saturday at the same place. 0:13:36.240 --> 0:13:39.240 He described the challenge as the hardest thing he has 0:13:39.280 --> 0:13:42.560 taken on. He said, it was really tough, really hard, 0:13:42.760 --> 0:13:44.480 the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. It 0:13:44.520 --> 0:13:46.640 was just a hard slog got twenty four hours. I 0:13:46.720 --> 0:13:49.640 had no idea why he insists on using the word hard, 0:13:49.679 --> 0:13:50.199 but he did. 0:13:50.760 --> 0:13:52.480 I mean, I have to say, just looking at it, 0:13:52.480 --> 0:13:55.360 it's a NodD shape pennis, but it's a pennis nonetheless. 0:13:54.920 --> 0:13:56.400 Yes, it's doing what it needs to do. 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:58.280 It looks like one of those pennaces you would have 0:13:58.360 --> 0:14:00.559 drawn in year you know, year nine. 0:14:01.080 --> 0:14:03.360 It looks like you could tell some stories. Oh sure, 0:14:03.720 --> 0:14:06.439 it looks like it's got some battle scars. Jays and gentlemen. 0:14:09.600 --> 0:14:11.640 Love the I love the big poster behind him because 0:14:11.640 --> 0:14:14.720 he's laying there posing in a pair of like British 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:17.480 speedos with the flag on it, and it's got the 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:22.200 world's largest gpsc and balls. Drawing on foot record attempt. 0:14:22.800 --> 0:14:25.680 Well done, Terry Well done. 0:14:25.760 --> 0:14:29.040 Absolute prince of a man for a good cause as well. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:31.920 So if there's two things that I am passionate about, 0:14:32.560 --> 0:14:36.480 it's November and drawing penises. Yes, two from two. 0:14:36.640 --> 0:14:38.800 And I feel like if you were to replicate yours, 0:14:38.840 --> 0:14:40.800 you'd walk for forty five minutes for about a k 0:14:40.920 --> 0:14:41.360 and a half. 0:14:41.440 --> 0:14:46.360 Yes, much smaller route too. Let's talk bin etiquette, shall we? 0:14:46.440 --> 0:14:49.880 Jo sure this is outrageous, isn't it? A furious bin 0:14:49.960 --> 0:14:53.120 note has divided Ozzi's after it warned those seeking eligible 0:14:53.240 --> 0:14:55.320 turn and earned containers to go away. So this was 0:14:55.360 --> 0:14:57.680 on Reddit. A Melbourne local post the photo of the 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:01.200 message written on a yellow recycled bin. Just remember that 0:15:01.320 --> 0:15:03.600 recycle bin. Of course, what comes with that is cans 0:15:03.600 --> 0:15:06.600 and bottles and recyclable goods. It says ten cent war 0:15:06.800 --> 0:15:10.640 is something off something that rhymes a truck. All cans 0:15:10.680 --> 0:15:13.920 plus bottles have been recycled. I've been off the PI 0:15:14.040 --> 0:15:17.280 doubles right, which is very interesting. Straight away, well, my 0:15:17.400 --> 0:15:19.240 thoughts are, well, come on mate, if you're not going 0:15:19.280 --> 0:15:21.040 to use them, you don't want them, let others take 0:15:21.080 --> 0:15:23.640 them and potentially cash in one hundred percent. But then 0:15:23.680 --> 0:15:26.480 other Reddit users jump on board. They said The idea 0:15:26.520 --> 0:15:28.920 of someone rifling through my bin gives me the creeps. 0:15:29.880 --> 0:15:32.200 If they're going to leave a mess, then that's even worse. 0:15:32.560 --> 0:15:34.360 Another person said, I don't care if people go through 0:15:34.360 --> 0:15:36.680 my Bin's just not at two am being allowed af 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.840 with their rattling trailer causing all the dogs to bark 0:15:38.880 --> 0:15:39.840 and wake up my baby. 0:15:39.920 --> 0:15:40.000 What. 0:15:40.320 --> 0:15:42.080 Another one said, I went out and told them to 0:15:42.120 --> 0:15:45.080 bugger off my night and cop some fowl abuse. So 0:15:45.120 --> 0:15:47.600 it depends, I guess, on how you're actually taking the 0:15:47.680 --> 0:15:48.840 cans and bottles away. 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.840 So do you see people like I see them early 0:15:51.920 --> 0:15:55.280 morning because we leave, you know, before crack odawn, and 0:15:55.360 --> 0:15:57.760 they're in the dark, and they're on their bikes quite often, 0:15:57.960 --> 0:16:00.240 and they've got their big backpacks and the tour watch 0:16:00.280 --> 0:16:03.240 light and rifling through people's bins. And I think, you 0:16:03.320 --> 0:16:06.000 know what, if you're going to do that, then you 0:16:06.080 --> 0:16:11.360 deserve that tense congosulationship. That's if you're prepared to do that, 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:13.840 then you must be desperate enough for cash. So whatever 0:16:14.920 --> 0:16:17.120 one person's trash is another person's treasure. I don't mind 0:16:17.120 --> 0:16:18.640 if someone goes through my recycling bin. 0:16:18.800 --> 0:16:20.400 Yeah, I'm fine with it as well. I'm got two 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:22.320 words for you though as well. Something has changed our 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.280 lives direct collect the blue beans. 0:16:25.320 --> 0:16:27.000 Don't know, the kids collect all the cans so they 0:16:27.040 --> 0:16:27.840 can make money. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:29.840 They love it. The kids get on board as well. 0:16:29.920 --> 0:16:31.840 So if you need to this concept, what happens is 0:16:31.880 --> 0:16:33.560 you fill up a particular bin. It's like a yellow bin, 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:36.640 but it's blue, and when it's absolutely full, you call 0:16:36.720 --> 0:16:39.600 these guys. They come and empty it and they give 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:40.160 you some money. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:42.240 The really simple blue bins. 0:16:42.280 --> 0:16:44.600 And I feel sorry for your kids because during the 0:16:44.600 --> 0:16:48.640 week when you're off the beers, they're broke. But on 0:16:48.680 --> 0:16:52.240 the weekend, but then Saturday mornings make those kids they're 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.440 getting around with gold teeth. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:54.880 Big change. 0:16:55.080 --> 0:16:58.040 Yeah, I'll love it as well. Is that the kids 0:16:58.080 --> 0:17:00.320 get right into it so much so that off drinky 0:17:00.360 --> 0:17:05.159 to beer and they're like hurrying me up so they 0:17:05.200 --> 0:17:09.920 can take it to the bin. So Dad's sculling beers 0:17:10.359 --> 0:17:14.000 and the kids like, hurry up, Dad, And I'm like, hey, kids, 0:17:14.200 --> 0:17:19.160 I'm a good dad. 0:17:19.560 --> 0:17:21.840 I wake up with and Hazy. 0:17:22.560 --> 0:17:25.160 This is simple, but really really simple stuff. You reach 0:17:25.240 --> 0:17:28.159 the details by the Nava park and then when we 0:17:28.240 --> 0:17:30.640 call you, you answer the phone with So I wake 0:17:30.720 --> 0:17:33.000 up with Jody and Hazy. All of a sudden, you 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:35.520 score yourself five hundred bucks and. 0:17:35.400 --> 0:17:38.240 Then you're already a winner on cup day without having 0:17:38.359 --> 0:17:39.159 lifted a finger. 0:17:39.200 --> 0:17:39.640 How good? 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:41.640 What would you do with that money on Cup day? 0:17:41.720 --> 0:17:43.919 Joe's Well, if you're the resident gambler in this. 0:17:44.800 --> 0:17:47.680 Okay, don't label me a gambler just because I set 0:17:47.720 --> 0:17:51.520 up my sports bet account apporation from sports But I didn't. 0:17:51.280 --> 0:17:56.600 Get we're just putting two and two together from sports bet. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:18:01.639 Okay, every different sports betting counts to yep, just the 0:18:01.640 --> 0:18:03.000 one different companies. 0:18:03.119 --> 0:18:05.680 No, I mean different names. 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:10.040 Sports bed points. But that's about it. Shut up, Okay. 0:18:10.240 --> 0:18:14.040 Punching the number please for Jessica from Salisbury, North because 0:18:14.040 --> 0:18:16.240 we are about to give her a call in real time. 0:18:16.320 --> 0:18:19.240 If she answers the phone with I wake up with 0:18:19.320 --> 0:18:21.560 johny and Hazy, if she's five hundred dollars richer or 0:18:21.560 --> 0:18:24.199 thanks to Jack's Cafe and hungry Jack's Okay? Should we do? Hey? 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:26.600 Quick question? What if she does an answer? 0:18:26.840 --> 0:18:29.879 Jackpots jackpots to one thousand dollars tomorrow, We're going to 0:18:29.920 --> 0:18:30.879 double that little puppy. 0:18:30.960 --> 0:18:31.840 That's nice, isn't it? 0:18:32.160 --> 0:18:32.240 All? 0:18:32.320 --> 0:18:32.480 Right? 0:18:32.560 --> 0:18:32.959 Here we go? 0:18:33.760 --> 0:18:44.280