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Speaker 1: Fitzy and with Kate Richie podcast on Your Tuesday Morning

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Speaker 1: with Kate Richie.

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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, I left it off. I forgot.

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Speaker 1: I mean, you're working from home. I just forgot the

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Speaker 1: name off the end of the title of the show.

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Speaker 1: Don't be angry.

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Speaker 3: Oh I didn't even notice.

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Speaker 1: Oh I shouldn't have said anything. I dobbed myself in.

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Speaker 2: Do you do you want to replace Kate with Joel

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Speaker 2: Creasy this morning? Right now?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Good morning, hello, same, Thanks for coming on mate.

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Speaker 2: Do you get to shake the tree?

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Speaker 1: You want to win a Westfield voucher?

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Speaker 4: I'd love to shake the tree? What does that involve specifically,

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Speaker 4: because I hear it often?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, when had it yesterday? I didn't think that

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Speaker 1: tree would survive.

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Speaker 2: You were first ball ball that falls off the tree.

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Speaker 5: Joel, you win that amount, So it's on the cashal

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Speaker 5: Westfield vouchers. So we're just making people they don't even

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Speaker 5: even have to go Christmas shopping these days.

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Speaker 2: We're playing for it. We're doing everything.

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Speaker 4: I'm quite a sexy game to you guys. Your your

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Speaker 4: whole show brand seem to be very sexy lately with

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Speaker 4: book and now Shaking the Tree.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I think you're going to say with Kate Richie obviously.

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Speaker 3: I mean, seriously, you think Richie, you think sexy.

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Speaker 2: Don't some great news?

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Speaker 1: Because you were just asking me off air, is there

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Speaker 1: a discount code for today? I said, yeah, if you

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Speaker 1: go to the Far Too Personal trainer dot com the

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Speaker 1: code word is irene oh.

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Speaker 4: Today, Right, so it has the book has its own website.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, of course it does.

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Speaker 1: Wow to get behind this.

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Speaker 3: It's a real it's a real book. I mean the

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Speaker 3: amount of people who were stopping me. I was in

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Speaker 3: flower Power the other day and the lady said, what's

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Speaker 3: this thing that Whippers doing? Is it a real book?

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Speaker 3: And I think that's the thing we need to clear up.

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Speaker 4: It's a real It's legit.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, you can you can read all of Whippers fantasies.

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Speaker 2: Wow.

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Speaker 3: I mean it's like Christmas has come already.

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Speaker 1: We can all live them, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 4: Right, it's like a bit of a tutorial how to.

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Speaker 5: Actually it could have used Joel for the audio book,

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Speaker 5: because Joel, is it true that you're narrating the Rocky

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Speaker 5: Horror Picture Show as well?

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Speaker 4: I am. I'm playing the narrator in the Melbourne season

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Speaker 4: of Rocky horror. And also, I'm surprised you didn't ask,

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Speaker 4: because I've got such a beautiful, easy listening voice. That twang,

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Speaker 4: it's real relaxing.

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Speaker 3: Have you ever had a relationship with a personal trainer Joel?

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Speaker 4: I mean that you know that for sure. I mean

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Speaker 4: I can't remember their name, but of course I would have.

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Speaker 2: You must have hoped Joel.

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Speaker 1: The personal trainer that Lisa had, which I thought overstepped

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Speaker 1: the line. He would turn up to our house and

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Speaker 1: I'd look out the kitchen window. He would give her

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Speaker 1: a hug and kiss hello, they do a workout, and

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Speaker 1: then he'd give her a hug and a kiss goodbye.

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Speaker 4: Oh a sweet.

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Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. You shouldn't be doing the hug and

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Speaker 1: the kiss. And the whole of the hug was far

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Speaker 1: too long. It lasted longer than it should have.

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Speaker 4: That extra second, do they do any stretching together, because

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Speaker 4: sometimes while my PT will do a bit of stretching

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Speaker 4: with me, because I've got bursientis in my hire at

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Speaker 4: the moment, which my doctor said, oh that's interesting. We

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Speaker 4: normally see that im pregnant women. Yeah, I have been

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Speaker 4: doing a lot of stretching because I love it when

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Speaker 4: it was and I get down and dirty on the

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Speaker 4: on the Snap Fitness floor.

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Speaker 2: Can we stop promoting your book with because Joel is here? Mate?

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Speaker 2: I do envy you because.

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Speaker 5: You get well, You get to travel around Australia with

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Speaker 5: your best friend. And there is a comedy show. It

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Speaker 5: is recent Joel's Family Christmas Extravaganza.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 5: Tickets are available now at the Comedy republic dot com

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Speaker 5: dot are you you're playing the Inmore Theater and Woollongong

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Speaker 5: as well?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 5: Which which you're playing this weekend? You're playing me in

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Speaker 5: More this Friday? Is at correct job?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're in wollong Gone Thursday and More Friday and

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Speaker 4: the two of the shows that still have tickets available.

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Speaker 4: And it's a very easy kind of show to attend.

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Speaker 4: You don't have to do anything. Sure, yeah, just get it, Drakes.

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Speaker 1: Kate was wanting to know if there were any Christmas

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Speaker 1: carols to be sung because you like a sing along?

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Speaker 2: Isn't that right?

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Speaker 1: Miss Ritchie?

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Speaker 4: Me? You don't.

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Speaker 2: I don't like a sing along.

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Speaker 3: I don't think i've sung since I played Joel Jvan

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Speaker 3: on the On the Drive Show.

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Speaker 4: But I love to chance against you as well, Kate, Really, what.

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Speaker 5: Are you saying.

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Speaker 3: Ricky Lee is far more talented when it comes to

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Speaker 3: the microphone hands down. She absolutely, she absolutely is. But Joel,

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Speaker 3: what can we expect from the show, like I'm imagining

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Speaker 3: with you, like Christmas, like any other moment in your life. Well,

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Speaker 3: little milestone, there are some shocking Christmas tales to be

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Speaker 3: told or family stories. Is that what we're up for

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Speaker 3: on the night.

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Speaker 4: Yes, there's lots of stories from recent and I then

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Speaker 4: we have we have a bunch of special guests and

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Speaker 4: we're putting a celebrity in each city in Santa Sack

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Speaker 4: and it's totally not my singer. If channel channel listening,

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Speaker 4: I'm just going to kind of poke and prod theam

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Speaker 4: until people work out who they are. It's clover all.

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Speaker 2: You've got your own range of Christmas crackers as well, Joe, Oh.

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Speaker 4: We do. Yes, we're selling Christmas crackers at the show.

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Speaker 4: They look like little recent Joel nutcrack has been inside

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Speaker 4: res and I have written the jokes ourselves and I

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Speaker 4: did them on a plane after a few whiles.

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Speaker 1: And Joel, if I sit down this year with the

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Speaker 1: family and we're all there and the kids are there,

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Speaker 1: and Mum and Dad are there are they safe to

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Speaker 1: crack at the table?

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Speaker 4: I think so if Marina Pryor is that your table,

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Speaker 4: you're not. But otherwise you're good to go. But I'd

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Speaker 4: say that regardless because I want to say.

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Speaker 1: You're not giving away who's in the sack singing again?

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Speaker 5: I wish tickets are available now in Comedy Republic dot com.

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Speaker 5: Dot are you but Joel? Actually, Tommy has just passed

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Speaker 5: me j Lo's new thing?

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Speaker 2: Is this correct? Tommy? Is this just released? Yeah? Just

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Speaker 2: drop this morning? Ye would you like to do? You love

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Speaker 2: joyl I do?

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Speaker 4: I love her and I love the documentary on Netflix

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Speaker 4: where she did not try to hide the fact that

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Speaker 4: she can't stand Shakira.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I love it all right. So the release is

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Speaker 2: called this is Me. Now, let's have a listen to it.

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Speaker 1: You know I can't get him.

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Speaker 4: You know I can't get him.

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Speaker 1: You know I can't get him.

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Speaker 3: Give me.

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Speaker 4: You know I can't get him. You know I can't

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Speaker 4: get him. Just a bit, Wow, we got the chorus.

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Speaker 4: It's it's layer and intellectually I really like it.

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Speaker 1: Well, then I'm definitely then I'm missing the key message.

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Speaker 1: I'm going to need to think about it a bit.

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Speaker 4: Longer than because I know it's a lot of food

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Speaker 4: for thought there.

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Speaker 1: God, that song. Were we going to play that at

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Speaker 1: no Over Tommy.

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Speaker 2: Or comes out in January? Guys, I thought you heard

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Speaker 2: a sneak until I just got to finish it. Do it, Joel.

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Speaker 5: We want to wish you a merry Christmas, mate, have

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Speaker 5: a great show tomorrow night and Friday night at the

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Speaker 5: Innmore Theater as well and for anyone else if we

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Speaker 5: want to get tickets to that, go to Comedyrepublic dot

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Speaker 5: com dot you.

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Speaker 2: Love you, Jolie, thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 4: Love you guys, Thank you.

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Speaker 3: Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 4: City and Wepper with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast.

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