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Speaker 1: Pity and with Kate Ritchie podcast, getting on the scales,

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Speaker 1: it just fills me with anxiety.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if it's because when I was younger,

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Speaker 2: we had to get on the scales house.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at home, yeah, will be measured, you know, like

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Speaker 1: I think I'm at at the kitchen archway we had

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Speaker 1: we'd all stand Mam and Marcus on the how tall,

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Speaker 1: how much we weighed.

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Speaker 2: Whether we were growing appropriately?

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Speaker 3: You kind of got to twelve and then you didn't

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Speaker 3: go further up on the board, did you heightwise?

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Speaker 2: Never, the number on the scale got larger and larger.

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Speaker 3: Thank you for scales. You just stopped.

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Speaker 4: Did Your dad always used to do the funny joke

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Speaker 4: where it was his turn to get on the scales

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Speaker 4: and he'd put it on the carpet because you know

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Speaker 4: how you always take a flat surface.

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Speaker 2: You have to do that, move the scales out of

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Speaker 2: the bar into the bedroom.

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Speaker 5: When you get on and someone says one at a time, please,

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Speaker 5: I mean that's a Simpsons Is that Simpsons watched?

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Speaker 2: You just stole it.

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Speaker 1: If you're flying Air New Zealand, they are going to

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Speaker 1: now be weighing everybody over a period.

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Speaker 2: Of weeks, that get gets on the fly.

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Speaker 1: This is going to be huge controversy so that they

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Speaker 1: can work out what the average weight of people traveling is,

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Speaker 1: because I guess I mean you're up in the air.

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Speaker 1: You need to know how much the plane weighs, how

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Speaker 1: much all of the people on the boardway, And I

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Speaker 1: do wonder if that amount has increased.

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Speaker 2: Over you would have to time. Do you think people

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Speaker 2: are bigger?

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, most definitely.

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Speaker 5: Because the thing is that the plane has a set

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Speaker 5: of scales on it, and that the plane will know

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Speaker 5: how heavy it is before it takes off. So obviously

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Speaker 5: the plane is too heavy if you taking the humans.

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Speaker 5: So you've got your live load, and you've got your luggage,

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Speaker 5: and you've got your fuel. The plane knows how heavy

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Speaker 5: it is. So I suppose they just want to test

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Speaker 5: the accuracy of the plane scales versus the humans.

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Speaker 4: He's throwing on at you getting on what what plane?

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Speaker 4: What what airline would have the most weight on it

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Speaker 4: on a flight?

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Speaker 3: Jetster? Are you throwing that out? Okay, just say it

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Speaker 3: into the microphone into this thing here, United Uned.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what are you Americans?

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Speaker 3: Americans?

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Speaker 4: I would say, oh god, you you Sydney to tempest

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Speaker 4: our jetstar. Come on, there has to.

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Speaker 2: Be no But they're all wearing singlets.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, they don't have a lot to carry on, just

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Speaker 1: a tiny little bag air.

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Speaker 4: You're right, they're not taking big bags. Are that they're

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Speaker 4: coming back with big bags? Maybe they'd be boogie board bags.

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Speaker 3: They're wearing singlets because their T shirts don't fit them. Oh,

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Speaker 3: I'm not saying fat slobs.

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Speaker 2: I think you're just kids. Well you're the only one

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Speaker 2: on the show that can say that.

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Speaker 3: You can comment, so on behalf of all the fat slobs,

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Speaker 3: your fat slobs.

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Speaker 2: Have you been on a fly?

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Speaker 3: Have you guys been on a fly?

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Speaker 2: And I set out you're gonna have to get off?

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Speaker 4: This is the thing.

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Speaker 3: What if they do get to that, Well, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: The thing is they are saying to the people who

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Speaker 1: are going to be traveling in New Zealand, don't worry.

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Speaker 2: It's just for our own knowledge.

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Speaker 1: You don't like step onto the scales at the airport

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Speaker 1: and everyone your big number kind of comes up like

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Speaker 1: when you go on as I think when we went

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Speaker 1: to New Zealand with when I went with a drive show,

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Speaker 1: you had to we may have gone on a chopper

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Speaker 1: and they you have to go on and be weighed

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Speaker 1: and stuff.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather not go on that.

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Speaker 5: You know what, this almost it doesn't matter if the

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Speaker 5: figure is not coming up for everybody to see. There's

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Speaker 5: an anxiety about stepping onto the scales in your turn,

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Speaker 5: knowing that everybody's looking at you, going even though it's

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Speaker 5: not in lights. I reckon, I'll have a guess he's

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Speaker 5: over hundred.

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Speaker 4: There'll be so many dad jokes down as well. This

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Speaker 4: is before the holiday.

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Speaker 3: Can imagine what to me on the way they don't

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