Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast. You're listening to The
Speaker 1: Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're on the way that dance bra little Man
Speaker 2: trip before Celebrate goodday, guys, and welcome back to another
Speaker 2: episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. A little Sunday
Speaker 2: morning recording beautiful. We're going to church, boy mate. I
Speaker 2: like that. This is the people's church. So you'll obviously
Speaker 2: be listening on a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday sometime during
Speaker 2: the week. This is as close as it gets to
Speaker 2: release as it is. Yeah, because you guys need to remember,
Speaker 2: we're doing the work. You know, We've We've got Dan.
Speaker 2: Dan helps us with some of the short form stuff.
Speaker 2: We're doing the work. So I've got a busy Sunday,
Speaker 2: but I'm happy. I'm pumped and a good Sunday. Got
Speaker 2: sport on. Your team's playing my team, Western Derby. It's
Speaker 2: a good day.
Speaker 3: It is.
Speaker 2: So we won't dwell on that much longer because you
Speaker 2: guys already know the results will hopefully positive. Let's tell
Speaker 2: you about what we've been up to. So yesterday a
Speaker 2: little double date. Yeah, we went to Perth's finest establishment apparently,
Speaker 2: so yes, give me give me cotterslow location, elite, all
Speaker 2: the rave.
Speaker 4: It's got awards, familiar Air of the Year, Restaurant of
Speaker 4: the Year, Bartender of Everything.
Speaker 2: Bartender of the year, more like bartenders of the Year.
Speaker 2: There was about fifty staff on a razy level of staff,
Speaker 2: like you almost said, there's a staff for every table.
Speaker 2: That's how it felt. That's how it felt. Now the
Speaker 2: place is a premium dining experience. You pay for it.
Speaker 2: The service was great, Yep. Have to admit, I think
Speaker 2: the aesthetics of the interior were brilliant, even the exterior
Speaker 2: as well. It was a bit windy and sunny when
Speaker 2: we were there, but it was still a nice day,
Speaker 2: a bit hot where we were. Yes, yes, Now the food,
Speaker 2: what did you give yours? Your main? Okay, in the moment,
Speaker 2: I gave it an eight. In hindsight it was a seven.
Speaker 2: So this is out of ten, you do a five
Speaker 2: star rating.
Speaker 4: Yep, So then I've given a you know, I'll give
Speaker 4: my stake was pretty good. It was just came with
Speaker 4: the steak fair enough. I understand, that's how it works.
Speaker 4: And these established.
Speaker 2: Sixty two bukkaroonis for that lab so I gave it
Speaker 2: was a good steak. Eight and a half.
Speaker 4: Yep, I gave it like that as well. Carli's dish
Speaker 4: was I reckon, it was quite poor yep. And then
Speaker 4: did grace like hers?
Speaker 2: Grace like hers? Yeah, but in hindsight she was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know. She she didn't mind her stuff, but
Speaker 2: it didn't blow her away. It was just like a salad.
Speaker 4: Really, I felt like the food there was a bit
Speaker 4: underwhelming for what I expected.
Speaker 2: Yes, yep. Now did we enjoy our experience, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: But like the pastor I had, I can't remember the name,
Speaker 2: but it was the first one on the past check
Speaker 2: out the menu, Fiery or something like something like that.
Speaker 2: Now that if I had to rank it with like
Speaker 2: pastors have had in my life, yep, it's probably in
Speaker 2: like the thirties. Yep, that's low. However, I did enjoy it, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I do enjoy my pasta so and then yeah,
Speaker 2: Carly's was a seafood past lam past clam spaghetti and
Speaker 2: she gets that often, and there's been I've tasted probably
Speaker 2: ten better versions of that.
Speaker 4: And I said that the flavor of it had a
Speaker 4: common taste and I wasn't sure what it was. I
Speaker 4: said it had like a keish flavor to it, and
Speaker 4: she said it had a shapes the bacon shapes bacon.
Speaker 2: So that's not what it should be. That's not what
Speaker 2: you're hoping for, Clams.
Speaker 4: It's surprised that like food critics come there and go
Speaker 4: restaurant of the year. Yeah, and I think the service
Speaker 4: and all that was unreal. But I'm just saying the
Speaker 4: mains I think will underwhelming. Yeah, I was saying to
Speaker 4: Grace and this is just like a hate to say it,
Speaker 4: but it's the truth. This is a complete personal opinion.
Speaker 4: I love my like pub foods, your standard easy just bang.
Speaker 2: You like them, you know you do. If there were
Speaker 2: just quality versions of that, and this is just my
Speaker 2: opinion right that location. But with pub foods, mate, I'd
Speaker 2: be there every week.
Speaker 4: I think there comes a point where the cost of
Speaker 4: them meal right, yeah, is never going to correlate to
Speaker 4: the the value of it because it can't when food
Speaker 4: gets that expensive, because it can't really be that much
Speaker 4: better than like, you know, you go for your twenty
Speaker 4: five dollars steak and chips on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Night, comes with a pint and you go, yeah, living
Speaker 2: exactly you know when yeah, exactly, when the cost gets
Speaker 2: too high, you start to put too much thought into
Speaker 2: the meal, and then you're like, hang on, that's actually
Speaker 2: not worth it. Yeah, and I feel like some of
Speaker 2: these high end restaurants are trying to trick you into
Speaker 2: believing it tastes better because it's more expensive, yeah, when
Speaker 2: really there's no difference.
Speaker 4: And the guy's next to us, the guy that's see
Speaker 4: this guy walks in and initially, you know, we judged
Speaker 4: him because he was wearing he had an RVC A
Speaker 4: snap back on did he was just dressed not what
Speaker 4: you would think someone going there to give.
Speaker 2: Me dressing dressing like someone walking into a tab on
Speaker 2: a Saturday morning.
Speaker 4: Sits down and his mate joins him. You know, pretty
Speaker 4: early on from eavesdropping, you can tell they've got some money. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like I have a feeling it could be from the
Speaker 4: parents maybe.
Speaker 2: Yep. They were probably in their thirties. And for the
Speaker 2: let's say we're there for two hours, all they talked
Speaker 2: about was money an entire time. It was unbearable. There
Speaker 2: was like some nice people, some nice looking people and
Speaker 2: stuff that were obviously enjoying their meals. Yes, we just
Speaker 2: happened to be sat next to the two talking about
Speaker 2: their finances when yous all went to the toilet, right, yeah,
Speaker 2: I messaged Carli. So as soon as you guys left,
Speaker 2: they were like, did they leave you with the bill men?
Speaker 4: And I was like, nah, like they just went to
Speaker 4: the bathroom, all good, and he goes, oh, we were
Speaker 4: got to say, like pull the table over here, like
Speaker 4: you have a way better fucking time with us than
Speaker 4: you would with them.
Speaker 2: I was like, because when they actually said that to me,
Speaker 2: when I came back, they said, oh, you reckon, they're
Speaker 2: coming back. Yeah. And then I was like, well, you
Speaker 2: don't understand that we've been together for a combined decade've
Speaker 2: literally been yeah, oh anyways, man, yeah, And he was like,
Speaker 2: it's not much of a loss if they don't come
Speaker 2: back anyway, something like that.
Speaker 4: He said something like that, and then Carlie reckons he
Speaker 4: was being a flog about the wine to the to
Speaker 4: the waitresses.
Speaker 2: And I was like, you can't. You can't be dressed
Speaker 2: like that acting like that about the wine anyway.
Speaker 4: Man.
Speaker 5: It was it was.
Speaker 2: It was a good experience, like it's a great venue, fun,
Speaker 2: but I just think it's the value for money. It's
Speaker 2: a sea, it's a c minus. I had an Italian
Speaker 2: beer Poni. Yeah, and then I had a support or
Speaker 2: Thes were good, But I mean that's not really on them,
Speaker 2: is it. They don't make them in house mate. Shout
Speaker 2: out breweries. Yeah, shout out breweries with that working class
Speaker 2: you know. But yeah, it was. It was a good experience,
Speaker 2: definitely was last night deal. This was pretty impromptu, just
Speaker 2: out of the blue. I went to an ac DC concert.
Speaker 2: There you go, right, city of Gosnels. They put on
Speaker 2: a free tribute band show down near the Amphitheater at night.
Speaker 2: This thing comes alive right with people and live music
Speaker 2: and a bit of effort. You see anyone, you know? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I do. You want to take a guess? So it's
Speaker 2: one of our friends that we've been friends with, like
Speaker 2: all through school and stuff. Their mother dancing the night away.
Speaker 2: We've been friends with all through school. Yeah, I'll give
Speaker 2: you three guesses. Okay, was writing it down here? No,
Speaker 2: that's a decent guess, Like I like it. They're not
Speaker 2: in our group of ten, oh we do, with having
Speaker 2: a little guest here. Not in our group of ten,
Speaker 2: but we knew them through school. Yeah, we knew them
Speaker 2: post school as well. But it's drifted. Yes, this is tough.
Speaker 2: Do you want to keep playing the guests and game
Speaker 2: or do you just want me to feed it to you?
Speaker 2: Spoon feed it.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't mind keep playing, but obviously I know that's
Speaker 4: going to take time out of the You keep telling
Speaker 4: the story and I'll keep trying to I'll write it
Speaker 4: down as in my mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we can keep the show roll. But there's
Speaker 2: actually not much to the story of the mum that
Speaker 2: just in general the night on. Yeah, okay, so basically
Speaker 2: Dad had two tickets. I had to scan some stuff
Speaker 2: on the printer, right, Yeah. I saw these two tickets
Speaker 2: sitting on top and it was like ACDC the Experience Australia. Yeah,
Speaker 2: free tickets, but it's a ticketed event, so you just
Speaker 2: got to make sure you get your free tickets and
Speaker 2: then your head down there. I reckon. There was like
Speaker 2: one to two thousand people Empathea to pack. I'll show
Speaker 2: you a photo that I took. It was the cover
Speaker 2: band Good Yeah, yeah boy, it's hard to see, but
Speaker 2: look at the it's all packed and then they're down
Speaker 2: there on stage. Okay, I respect, I'll get a little
Speaker 2: I'll show you a little video of the band anyway,
Speaker 2: So the band were really good yep. And they're called
Speaker 2: ac DC Experience Australia or the Australian ACDC Experience something
Speaker 2: like that. Turns out there's about ten tribute bands across
Speaker 2: Australia yep. And they go to you know, country towns, pubs, taverns,
Speaker 2: all that stuff and just make magic happen. Yeah, now
Speaker 2: these guys really good. Dad was impressed and I just
Speaker 2: went down because Dad got two tickets and I was like, well,
Speaker 2: who are you going with? And he goes, you know,
Speaker 2: I might just pop down by myself. I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm not letting that happen. I'm not letting that's sad.
Speaker 2: So I go down with Dud. We go down for
Speaker 2: like an hour and a half two hours. So the
Speaker 2: first half was Cold Chisel tribute band, second half ACD.
Speaker 2: This is so Australia. We just went down for the
Speaker 2: second half. Left side of the Amphitheater is family friendly.
Speaker 2: You've got your turros man down there and it's family friendly.
Speaker 2: You've got picnic blankets, chairs, heaps of families. Right side
Speaker 2: Bogan Central Boy alcohol section and it was Gosdel Southern
Speaker 2: crosstats everywhere. It was gosnels to a t anyway. So
Speaker 2: we're watching the band and the energy from the front
Speaker 2: man and the guy and the guitar angus, you know
Speaker 2: how he does. Did someone have the moves? Yeah, they
Speaker 2: had the moves, but the energy was something like I've
Speaker 2: never seen before. They were putting their all into it, right.
Speaker 2: Dad and I were at the back like where we
Speaker 2: could take it all in and the sound was really good.
Speaker 2: But halfway through they had an interval and we walked
Speaker 2: down and walk like backstage, side stage, just get a
Speaker 2: closer look. Dad likes to look at that stuff because
Speaker 2: he was involved with some of that stuff in the past.
Speaker 2: We go there, we see them at the backstage and
Speaker 2: they're beaman bro. Like their eyes I reckon front man
Speaker 2: and guitar. They were off their top on it bro.
Speaker 2: They were on it rocking. For those watching on the YouTube,
Speaker 2: just watch what I'm about to do here. So the
Speaker 2: lead singer right, his eyes a beam and he just
Speaker 2: looks at Dad and nine and he's like he's just
Speaker 2: going nuts. Fuck yeah. And now were these blokes I
Speaker 2: reckon lead singer forty yep, but like good sheets and
Speaker 2: pipes on him. Yeah, and like some tats and stuffy.
Speaker 2: Angus was looking drug affected, a bit worse for wear,
Speaker 2: probably fifty. But like these boys, I'm telling you, they
Speaker 2: made my night nice like that. I didn't expect anything going.
Speaker 2: I thought it was it was going to be great,
Speaker 2: and it was great. Energy, voice was pretty similar like music, elite,
Speaker 2: crowd good like it was actually sick for a free event.
Speaker 2: Well done, City of Gosnel, that's well done. God the
Speaker 2: planner is right there, and you know some people will
Speaker 2: be like, oh, why are they And this is my guess.
Speaker 2: Dad and I both believe they were coked out or
Speaker 2: on you know, some party drug because the energy they
Speaker 2: were putting into each song is like as much as
Speaker 2: you could a sober person could do in five minutes.
Speaker 2: And they just went back to back to jumping around, dancing,
Speaker 2: going nuts a right. He even walked up. The lead
Speaker 2: singer walked up into the amphitheater, interacting with the crowd,
Speaker 2: getting them to sing like it was really good. I'll
Speaker 2: show you some videos. I'll show you some VIDs. But yeah,
Speaker 2: that was good. And then this larger than life woman
Speaker 2: comes up and stands next to Dad real close, like
Speaker 2: shoulder and shoulder, and she starts going, whoa, yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: just going nuts, right, and then she's like nudges dad
Speaker 2: and goes you having fun yeah, and then she goes,
Speaker 2: I'm a groopie for the Hell's Bells tribute band. I'm
Speaker 2: a groupie. So she travels around with the Hell's Bell's
Speaker 2: tribute band. She goes, I reckon, these guys are better though,
Speaker 2: so she's gonna jump ship now, and she was standing
Speaker 2: there just staring at him like they're fucked off their face.
Speaker 2: She's drunk as and she's like every time they'd walk over,
Speaker 2: she'd squeal and stuff. It was the weird experience. But
Speaker 2: I came home for a local band. I came home
Speaker 2: and like, we had a couple of drinks during the day,
Speaker 2: but nothing. I didn't drink when I was there, right,
Speaker 2: because it just pop down to check it out. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Came back and Grace was here. She didn't care for it.
Speaker 2: I came back and I was like on a high.
Speaker 2: I was like, wait, they've actually boosted my mood and
Speaker 2: stuff because they were that good. They were really good,
Speaker 2: and it actually it made me feel like I was
Speaker 2: watching real rock and roll because back in the day,
Speaker 2: these guys would do mad amounts of drugs. They'd go
Speaker 2: on stage, they'd kill it out bro, kill it, they'd
Speaker 2: leave it all on the on the stage. And then
Speaker 2: they're backing that up. Yeah again and again. So shout
Speaker 2: out to the Australian ACDC experience. Those guys can rock
Speaker 2: and roll. Shout out City of Gosnells for planning. Yeah,
Speaker 2: any more guesses or you just want me to just
Speaker 2: tell just ride it or are you going to tell me?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, yeah, I'll tell you, lacky, how was mum?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: She was loving it. A bunch of stars, mate, Shout
Speaker 2: out to them. They're having a good time. And also
Speaker 2: I got this photo back from Grace. Look at that's
Speaker 2: getting posted. That's so class bro, that's a per's finest establishment.
Speaker 2: Go on to jam on dil on Instagram and we'll
Speaker 2: see that one. We'll post that one today that we're
Speaker 2: too good for, too good for the best of the
Speaker 2: best day. Yep, yep, what's this seal?
Speaker 6: Now?
Speaker 4: Evan brought this up in the group the other day
Speaker 4: and he goes, is there a legal age to buy
Speaker 4: a coffee? And then I thought I was never really
Speaker 4: thought about that before? No, right, but isn't it there's
Speaker 4: no legal age to buy coffee because he said he
Speaker 4: was at a cafe and saw a bunch of twelve
Speaker 4: thirteen year olds getting some coffee rare. So that's weird
Speaker 4: that an eight year old can walk into a coffee
Speaker 4: shop double shot and get a double shot espresso, thank you?
Speaker 2: How is that allowed?
Speaker 3: Bro?
Speaker 2: That's funny because you can get addicted to caffeine. So
Speaker 2: you can give a baby a coffee. A five year
Speaker 2: old can can go order a coffee a triple shot.
Speaker 4: That is fascinating that it's and I guess energy drinks
Speaker 4: are fine as well, aren't they.
Speaker 2: Like a ten year old can go get a red
Speaker 2: bull pissed off. Seeing a four year old with a
Speaker 2: monster that would be crazy. But bro, do you know
Speaker 2: what that's happening right now? It is right now, there's
Speaker 2: a four year old with a family that you know,
Speaker 2: aren't the best care is neglecting them, necking back one
Speaker 2: of those big monsters. I reckon. There's probably a mum
Speaker 2: right now pretending to breastfeed her baby. But with like
Speaker 2: a green v can bro just pour glugging it down.
Speaker 4: The aesthetic of energy drinks is just wof Yeah, it's horrible.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, bro, Like they surely they do a better job, right,
Speaker 4: colors shiny, And I think it's because we see it
Speaker 4: in the hands of bogans. Yeah we see yeah, which
Speaker 4: is doesn't help the aesthetic of it at all. But
Speaker 4: that's life, isn't it. So you can buy a coffee
Speaker 4: at any age, Sure can any age.
Speaker 2: I've got another little mind bending thing. There's a couple today,
Speaker 2: this one. You may have heard it, but I know
Speaker 2: a lot of our listeners wouldn't have heard it. So
Speaker 2: you know how there's people that live in like the
Speaker 2: International Space Stations. You know, they're up in space. They're
Speaker 2: just chilling, they're doing their thing. Now, astronauts in space
Speaker 2: can grow up to three percent taller during the time
Speaker 2: spent living in micro gravity okay, less gravity, right, So
Speaker 2: a six foot tall person could gain as much as
Speaker 2: five centimeters while in orbit. So now there's these astronauts
Speaker 2: that have been up there for a few months. They've
Speaker 2: come back down. They were one eighty now they won
Speaker 2: eight five.
Speaker 4: And but does the heights stay when they come down?
Speaker 4: I'm not wait, I wonder if they shrink back.
Speaker 2: I didn't even consider that. But that's a leak because
Speaker 2: I think it's taking pressure off the spine. Bro, I'll
Speaker 2: go up there for a year. I'll come back one
Speaker 2: nine to two. You'd have a different life. That's gangster brain.
Speaker 2: You have a six story to tell of. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: well that's a new.
Speaker 4: New goal, which would tell you'll stay up there for
Speaker 4: ten years, do you astra?
Speaker 2: Okay, they live up there in six month increments on
Speaker 2: our rich.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm six foot here, but I'm six to one
Speaker 4: in space, man, like Bro, new afl things. Send your
Speaker 4: rockman up there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then until they're twenty one, and then they
Speaker 2: come back come back to Bro. Send you full forward.
Speaker 2: He comes back fucking two o two, just massive. That's
Speaker 2: elite ro. So yeah, you can grow up to five
Speaker 2: centimeters taller or three percent taller. There you go, man,
Speaker 2: that's cool.
Speaker 5: I like that.
Speaker 4: All the short people just rushing to be astronauts. Now, yeah,
Speaker 4: astrophysics is going to get a boost.
Speaker 2: Bro moving to Florida and signing up for NASA right now. Yeah,
Speaker 2: boy Morgan Wollen right, A lot of you guys know
Speaker 2: he's one of my favorite artists. Country superstar, probably the
Speaker 2: biggest country artists in the world at the moment for sure.
Speaker 2: Now he has an album coming out in two months
Speaker 2: or something, a big one. Yeah, thirty seven songs, thirty
Speaker 2: He's known a lot of country artists are known for this.
Speaker 2: They drop a thirty song album and then it's good
Speaker 2: because you can listen to it for a couple of years,
Speaker 2: but it's also you know, it can be a bit
Speaker 2: too long. But I do enjoy them. Now he has
Speaker 2: released because you know, artists pre released songs. They normally
Speaker 2: release like their third song, because that's their hit, that's
Speaker 2: their best one. They're pushing. But because you've got thirty seven,
Speaker 2: you can release a few more. He's released six, So
Speaker 2: six out of thirty seven have been released, six hits.
Speaker 2: His album's number one, It hasn't been released six what
Speaker 2: so you've got all these other guys, you know, they've
Speaker 2: had thirty songs. Whatever. He's got the number one album,
Speaker 2: and isn't his other one number two? You sent me?
Speaker 2: I think so? I think his other album's number two?
Speaker 3: Bro.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So anyway, his new album, I'm the problem. I
Speaker 2: think it's called six songs released thus far? You like him? Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think four out of the six I'm really enjoying.
Speaker 2: And then the other two are like, they're good, but
Speaker 2: they're not exceptional. But yeah, really enjoying that. Shout out,
Speaker 2: morgs love that boy. Now old names. Young people be
Speaker 2: loving this, haven't we. We've been loving it for a
Speaker 2: long time and this will probably be the last time
Speaker 2: we speak about it. Oh yeah here, okay, I got it.
Speaker 2: Fellas talk about old names on young people. My niece
Speaker 2: in law. Sorry, just fixing my laptop. Fellas talk about
Speaker 2: old names on young people. My niece in law. Her
Speaker 2: name is Dorothy. She's one this year, Dorothy, one year
Speaker 2: old Dorothy do a nickname dotty dotty. Bro Dotty Dotty
Speaker 2: is such an old name, Dotty Dotty Dorothy. That's crazy.
Speaker 2: One year old Dorothy.
Speaker 4: She's from a Wizard of ozmey and then Dotty might
Speaker 4: be older than Dorothy too.
Speaker 2: This one's not as crazy, but it's still in isolation crazy.
Speaker 2: Her older brother is two, yep, Frederick Frederick nickname Freddie
Speaker 2: see Freddy's Cooldi's Frederick is an old name, Frederick. Wow,
Speaker 2: cheers boys, Thanks Broden Brod Broden sent that in. I
Speaker 2: thought he was just calling us like Broden's Ye, that's Broden.
Speaker 2: Thanks Broden. So that's that old name's young people. Hey,
Speaker 2: this is crazy, so we've got too Now I want
Speaker 2: to I'm going to say some some positive things and
Speaker 2: then I'm gonna tear down Australian media. Right, gout, gout.
Speaker 2: A lot of you who know sport athletics, you know
Speaker 2: this guy and he's ours. Yeah, he's our superstar. He's
Speaker 2: born in Ipswich in Queensland to African parents South Sudanese.
Speaker 2: Kid's a superstar. He will be a superstar. He's a
Speaker 2: junior level superstar. Okay, so he is. He's broken world
Speaker 2: records in terms of you know, juniors. He's the fastest
Speaker 2: junior in Australia and he's faster than New Saint Bolt
Speaker 2: was over two hundred at the same age. So he's
Speaker 2: a prodigy. Sky's a limit. Unfortunately, we have put so
Speaker 2: much pressure on him already and he's seventeen years old, right,
Speaker 2: he's not even eighteen yet, so he's got all this pressure.
Speaker 2: He's been doing sixty minutes or current affair stuff like that.
Speaker 2: Australia knows about him. Even if you don't know his name,
Speaker 2: you've probably seen him on your s right. Sure, this
Speaker 2: is great. Who we don't know much about. Is this
Speaker 2: kid called Lachlan Kennedy. Lachland Kennedy's a bit older and
Speaker 2: another superstar twenty one years old. Is that still young?
Speaker 2: I would say so. Sure. He's a twenty one year
Speaker 2: old kid. He raced in the men's Indore sixty meter
Speaker 2: final recently in China, sixty meters and he's got a dash,
Speaker 2: he's got pace, his starts are electric. He's the second
Speaker 2: fastest man in the world over sixty meters yep. Currently
Speaker 2: he actually holds the fastest time over sixty meters on
Speaker 2: the planet. Okay, so in Australia we have the fastest
Speaker 2: man in the world white man as well, which is
Speaker 2: quite incredible over sixty meters. Okay, that's incredible. Why haven't
Speaker 2: we heard about that? I know because the news doesn't
Speaker 2: do anything about it.
Speaker 4: But I guess because it's a bit of a well,
Speaker 4: it's not a niche length, but yeah, it's not a
Speaker 4: I agree.
Speaker 2: I feel like that's maybe why I agree. But still
Speaker 2: give him a little bit even, just like to take
Speaker 2: a little bit off, goutgout, give a little bit to Lachland.
Speaker 2: Can maybe we're in for a four by one hundred
Speaker 2: real a gold one day two, So Lachlan Kennedy can
Speaker 2: also run one hundred. Yep. Australia have only ever had
Speaker 2: one man ever go sub ten, which was Patrick Johnson
Speaker 2: or something nine point ninety six. So I don't think
Speaker 2: we're winning a gold anytime soon. However, Lachlan Kennedy can
Speaker 2: do it in like a ten point zero two or
Speaker 2: zero elite, so really really quick over. I'm sure Gout
Speaker 2: Gout can can run a quick hundo. Yeah that his
Speaker 2: maine is two hundred because he's his last fifty is
Speaker 2: electric right ye, So Lachlan Kennedy doesn't do many two hundreds.
Speaker 2: And they had a race a couple It was actually
Speaker 2: last night and it was Lochland Kennedy versus go Out
Speaker 2: Gout and Australia's are the best two hundred in a
Speaker 2: two hundred along with two Japanese guys a Sri Lankan.
Speaker 2: You know, we're just getting some people for some competition,
Speaker 2: right Yeah. Goutgaut has never raced against men in his life.
Speaker 2: There was his first ever professional race. Okay that's not juniors. Yeah, yep,
Speaker 2: everyone's talking about Gout Gout. Bruce mcavany's commentating he already
Speaker 2: has stuff written at if he wins, Like this kid's
Speaker 2: going to be a star. Whatever, whatever what happened? Lachlan
Speaker 2: Kennedy leads from the start, leads for the whole race
Speaker 2: and beats Gout Gout right over two hundred. What time
Speaker 2: did he run? Nineteen point one nine? That is Usain Bolt?
Speaker 4: So Kennedy ran a twenty point twenty six last night, yep,
Speaker 4: so second away from gout clock to twenty thirty yeap.
Speaker 4: So they were very close and Goutgout nearly got him
Speaker 4: on the line yep. But it was just this like
Speaker 4: incredible hype for goutgat who, don't get me wrong, is
Speaker 4: going to be a superstar and I'm in his corner.
Speaker 4: But I think too much media can damage him.
Speaker 2: Yep. Too much hype, too much, there's too much that,
Speaker 2: And I guess let him be, let him grow. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 2: he's like he's not even grown into his body yet.
Speaker 2: He's like a skinny kid who doesn't even look like
Speaker 2: a sprinter because his sprinters are normally I guess Bolt
Speaker 2: was an exception. He was six foot. He was the
Speaker 2: first that I remember being tall. Bro. Usually they're quite
Speaker 2: short and just they're powerful, which is the lock dogs
Speaker 2: like rog Yeah rog dogs anyway, So yeah, Lachlan Kennedy
Speaker 2: got the chocolates in that. Also the bloke who won
Speaker 2: the it's weird. The bloke who won the two hundred
Speaker 2: at the Paris Olympics from Botswana, Tobogo. He came over
Speaker 2: and ran a four hundred, came second to another botswan
Speaker 2: Botswanian yepe to another Botswanian man chose not to run
Speaker 2: in the two hundred though he probably would have smoked
Speaker 2: him though, because he's the best at the moment. I'm
Speaker 2: not sure why. Apparently like runner's peak at certain points,
Speaker 2: so they'll do different runs and then their peak will
Speaker 2: be in a certain month. I got Jagger. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: he's just started his campaign. But yeah, the sprinting stocks
Speaker 2: in Australia, which never look good, are starting to look
Speaker 2: a bit more fruitful. Maybe we can compete, bro, and
Speaker 2: it may yeah, it may not even be like gold
Speaker 2: medal areas for these two. It could be a medal.
Speaker 2: It could be just in the final. We never have
Speaker 2: would be good, Yeah, we never do. So that's elite.
Speaker 4: But you, like, I look at if Italy can get
Speaker 4: gold medalists in the sprints. There's no reason why we can't. Yeah,
Speaker 4: especially with how we're a better sporting nation than.
Speaker 2: Most because sprinting is a lot to do with genetics, right, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's true, and there's a lot to it. As every
Speaker 2: country seems to be getting more multicultural, we're going to
Speaker 2: have people that are capable. So every time with the
Speaker 2: African descent, bro, every country is going to have you know,
Speaker 2: metal chances over the next decade. Really, yeah, But it's
Speaker 2: all gearing towards the Olympics in Brisbane, which is twenty
Speaker 2: thirty two. That's when it'll be like a you know,
Speaker 2: we've got some superstar even be in.
Speaker 4: He'll be what nineteen twenty for the US, Yeah, twenty
Speaker 4: twenty eight Olympics, Yeah, because he's eighteen this year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be twenty. And what's your peak for running?
Speaker 2: Do you reckon it's like a twenty four years old? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I reckon. Oh it depends.
Speaker 4: I mean you can't really use you same bolt because
Speaker 4: that's the exception, not the rule. So I don't know
Speaker 4: what the peak is for a sprint time.
Speaker 2: But then think about that, if he's like twenty four
Speaker 2: come Brisbane, that's anxiety Yeah, there would be some medals
Speaker 2: on there, but yeah, let's let him win that too.
Speaker 2: If you're like the competition in the race, like have
Speaker 2: a bit of respect for the occasion. Yeah. I want
Speaker 2: people to know about these two Lachlan Kennedy and Gout Gout,
Speaker 2: But I also don't want us to go. Yeah, he's
Speaker 2: going to be gold. He's in gold because it's just
Speaker 2: you know, you're setting them up for peaks. Let it compete.
Speaker 2: I just wanted to quickly talk about this bloke who
Speaker 2: complained about who's punching. I sent it to deal this morning.
Speaker 2: We've got a DM like you get us in the
Speaker 2: car park? How about that? Mate? All right, this is
Speaker 2: what he says, after extensive analysis on your data, eighty
Speaker 2: seven percent of your awarded points are to her or draw.
Speaker 2: No problem woman, Sorry, women are the fairer sex. But
Speaker 2: consider that many of your draws are really misplaced votes
Speaker 2: for him. Don't lean excessively on the draw lull thought.
Speaker 2: Shut your mouth, bro, such your mouth, boy crazy and
Speaker 2: that's a lie. And that's a lie, idiot. Draws do happen.
Speaker 2: I bet you he doesn't even watch the You know what.
Speaker 4: People aren't doing in this they're not. They're judging it
Speaker 4: as an overall case. Yeah, we do picture by picture,
Speaker 4: Yeah that's why. Yes, it's picture by a picture, moment
Speaker 4: by moment. Yes, you guys might be looking at it
Speaker 4: on your phone. We're looking at it on a laptop.
Speaker 2: We're seeing it in a much closer, closer zoomage than you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because we're the bosses.
Speaker 4: They see it on the phone and they go yep. Yeah,
Speaker 4: they're not even paying attention half the time. They've probably
Speaker 4: got something else on in the back.
Speaker 2: I'm the captain. We're studying this. Dylan's the captain. We're
Speaker 2: the captains. We've just taken over your boat. This guy,
Speaker 2: it's actually our boat. Yeah. And anyone anyone that tries
Speaker 2: to take down our boat, you know, with some weapons,
Speaker 2: we just kill them off. Yeah, blast them better than
Speaker 2: Captain Phillips. Gone, I let him in our boat, bro,
Speaker 2: Captain Phillips. Little silly thing. Now, I don't know if
Speaker 2: people will hold the same opinion. I don't know if
Speaker 2: you hold the same opinion. But this is just something
Speaker 2: that I noticed with Grace crossing the road the other day.
Speaker 2: So in Australia, I'm sure it's similar in other countries.
Speaker 2: But we press a button and then you wait for
Speaker 2: the light to go green with the little person yep,
Speaker 2: and then you cross the road and then at some
Speaker 2: stage it will go red, right, true, So you're crossing
Speaker 2: the road. What feeling do you get when it goes
Speaker 2: red and you're only halfway across? Well, you want to
Speaker 2: do a little bit of a quicker walk. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: you're like, oh shit, like, does that mean the other
Speaker 2: cars are about to go? That's the feeling that you get. Yep.
Speaker 2: It turns out that the whole time I've been feeling this,
Speaker 2: it's not the case at all. So when the light
Speaker 2: goes red, that's only signaling that people can't start that walk.
Speaker 2: Now I never knew that, yes, but I've never thought
Speaker 2: of that either. So when it's red, that means that
Speaker 2: no one can start, because then by the time they
Speaker 2: get to the end, they're going to get exactly the
Speaker 2: cars will start. So when even when you and I
Speaker 2: cross the road and it's green and you were walking
Speaker 2: at a decent pace, I've never been taught that before.
Speaker 2: Neither needs to be in schools, mate. So it's just
Speaker 2: people might call me stupid, they might call us stupid.
Speaker 2: I've known this forever. By way, people know that. But yeah,
Speaker 2: you're crossing the road. It's green, it goes red and
Speaker 2: and then you're like, fuck, I should hurry up. There's
Speaker 2: actually just don't start now exactly. It's a weird one.
Speaker 2: I like it. I like it too, I like it all.
Speaker 2: I like that a lot. I hope that does well
Speaker 2: on TikTok. There you go, all right, voice message and
Speaker 2: Espanol to finish off the episode. Let's crack into a voice.
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Speaker 2: All right, now I'm going to play it. Will it
Speaker 2: be one time speed or will it be one point five?
Speaker 2: I don't know, but whatever it is, we're going to
Speaker 2: run with this. See what happens.
Speaker 7: I just had this really, really wild show. And I
Speaker 7: don't know if anyone else has anything someone's to me,
Speaker 7: but the TV I've had my room. I've heard since
Speaker 7: I was about twelve or thirteen and on twenty two now,
Speaker 7: so about nine to ten years old and it's just
Speaker 7: one of those shitty little Sonnykin cvs. But I was
Speaker 7: just thinking it hasn't shit itself and everyone else I know,
Speaker 7: that's how did these TV's, like the show himself ask
Speaker 7: for a few years, Like it's just one of those
Speaker 7: cheap Chinese ones would have had a tourny bucks back
Speaker 7: of the day, and it's still kicking.
Speaker 5: It's work's brilliant.
Speaker 2: Like all right, guys, we've been let down once again
Speaker 2: by our camera. It overheats. It's not even that hot
Speaker 2: today and it's overheated once again. But I'll just pick
Speaker 2: up from where we left off with a one point five.
Speaker 2: This guy's indestructible TV.
Speaker 7: The TV remote has the same original batteries in it,
Speaker 7: Like I have never replaced the battery in the TV
Speaker 7: remote I reckon for like ten years. Like I seriously
Speaker 7: think this TV is invincible. It just led me to
Speaker 7: think there's any any items out there. And they believe
Speaker 7: that it should have been like dicentgated and not used
Speaker 7: like workable anymore.
Speaker 3: Is it just me?
Speaker 7: Like I think this thing is a freaking piece of arts.
Speaker 2: Trying to think what I have that has just stood
Speaker 2: the test of time. I've got a few batteries that
Speaker 2: have never needed replacing. So there is a.
Speaker 4: Collectible like et box set of characters that we've had
Speaker 4: for twenty five years, and you press a button to
Speaker 4: hear the et music and it still plays, right, So
Speaker 4: that batteries lasted at least twenty years. And then I,
Speaker 4: for some reason have a Western Bulldogs are like little
Speaker 4: Teddy mascot, and when you press him, the bulldog song plays.
Speaker 4: I don't know why we have it in the house,
Speaker 4: but that has lasted again at least twenty years, no battery.
Speaker 2: Maybe you were a dogs fan for a week or something.
Speaker 4: I have it, I think from what I remember my godfather,
Speaker 4: who I don't even know what his name is.
Speaker 2: Oh damn, was a dogs fan or some shit like.
Speaker 2: He bought it for you. Yeah, yeah, now your crow.
Speaker 2: I would have seen a flag if I went for
Speaker 2: the dogs. Actually true, but now you've got a full Ford.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to play footy and your team's mid range. Yeah. Oh,
Speaker 2: adelaide in a good spot at the moment. We are
Speaker 2: at the moment. We'll see how we go in an hour.
Speaker 2: Oh that's exciting. But what do you have? This lasted forever?
Speaker 2: You have a vacuum. Oh yeah, your dad have a
Speaker 2: vacuum that one test the time. To be honest, this
Speaker 2: house is really old. Like that chair, Yeah, forty years old.
Speaker 2: This one's I like this that's about. This is one
Speaker 2: of my favorite accessories of all time that could be
Speaker 2: fifty years old. That helps us every single magic. It's
Speaker 2: like a purpose is perfect. Dad said that it was
Speaker 2: used for when people would make telephone calls. So it's
Speaker 2: a seat on one side and then a wooden platform.
Speaker 2: Love it. Yeah, that's a great piece of furniture. There's
Speaker 2: actually a lot in this house that have lasted for
Speaker 2: a long time. That workout equipment is over thirty years old.
Speaker 2: In terms of electronics, though, I'm not sure. I can't
Speaker 2: really put my.
Speaker 4: My mum is a hoarder and keeps lots of things,
Speaker 4: so she has stuff that is still useful for him
Speaker 4: a long time ago. But the old appliances, my mum
Speaker 4: always says, old appliances used to last forever. Yeah, back
Speaker 4: in the day, like when you know, I'm talking the
Speaker 4: eighties and nineties, they would last here a long time.
Speaker 2: That little vacuum then we use it in here sometimes
Speaker 2: when we did our one hundredth and two hundredth episode,
Speaker 2: we had confetti and stuff and we just use that
Speaker 2: vacuum to get it all up.
Speaker 4: All I want, bro is modern TVs to back a
Speaker 4: feature that this old TV in mine had where you
Speaker 4: could have you could say you're playing FIFA and then
Speaker 4: in the bottom right you have a little screen and
Speaker 4: it'd have the footy on.
Speaker 2: So you could split screen and old TV.
Speaker 4: My brother had this old TV, right, you know, the
Speaker 4: old ones with that weight of ton and you could
Speaker 4: have split screen and it was a little screen in
Speaker 4: the corner and you could have whatever channel you wanted on.
Speaker 2: It was unreal. But you can do it on Samsung TVs. Now,
Speaker 2: can you do that on? That's a leap. Finally they
Speaker 2: brought it back. Dan Gorene was actually talking about it,
Speaker 2: saying that he doesn't have this TV, but he's got
Speaker 2: people that he knows that do, and yeah, you can
Speaker 2: split screen and have multiple sports on it once, similar
Speaker 2: to KO but on a TV. So that would be
Speaker 2: a great feature to have. But I believe it's Samsung
Speaker 2: from what I know, but there may be other ones.
Speaker 2: They also have the ones that look like, what are
Speaker 2: those TVs that Samsung have? And they the frame, the frame.
Speaker 2: I'm in an Airbnb with those. They are actually clean,
Speaker 2: Yeah they are. People at work say that they're not
Speaker 2: the best TVs in terms of like picture quality and stuff,
Speaker 2: but I don't care.
Speaker 4: I get the point of them, like if you want
Speaker 4: to in a sleek apartment, Like when I've stayed in
Speaker 4: an Airbnb and I was like, that's a NICEI.
Speaker 2: Aesthetic, very aesthetic. All right, We're going to finish this
Speaker 2: episode with the Spanish lesson from our teacher Megs classes Espaniel.
Speaker 3: Come my stays.
Speaker 2: Well done last week?
Speaker 1: Killing it.
Speaker 2: Really quickly.
Speaker 5: Pronunciation. If it's M, it's me Gusta, not me Wolter
Speaker 5: t Wolster, and I'll send you a little list.
Speaker 2: But these are like just quickly. I appreciate the honest feedback.
Speaker 4: It hurts me every time it like kills me. That
Speaker 4: actually I hate when I've realized we've mispronounced it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is like we're learning.
Speaker 4: I's want to do a Da Vinci code and strap
Speaker 4: one of them things to my leg bro in punishment.
Speaker 2: This isn't a native tongue.
Speaker 3: The little ways of.
Speaker 5: Saying I likes we like north Scosta, he or she
Speaker 5: likes Leguster so we're just going to continue practicing those
Speaker 5: and also the activities from last week. You can look
Speaker 5: up more activities if you swam, but yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 5: put them in sentences with today's lesson, which is days
Speaker 5: of the week.
Speaker 2: I like that days of the week is great. Great.
Speaker 2: Days of the week is very useful.
Speaker 3: So just the week, we have Monday, Luness, Tuesday, Marthes, Wednesday,
Speaker 3: elmer Coles, Thursday elsewhere, this Friday, elviness, Saturday, El Sabo,
Speaker 3: Sunday El Domingo Domingo, good lucko.
Speaker 2: Wow. So this is difficult actually because it's nothing like English.
Speaker 6: So Monday Lunz and luz, Tuesday, el Martes, el Martes, Wednesday,
Speaker 6: elmer col elmer Colles.
Speaker 2: El Mirkeles. We need pronunciation on that.
Speaker 4: Elves that's a good Elves, that's a Thursday.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, bro Elves, el vines that's a Friday, l vines, Saturday,
Speaker 2: El Sabo, el sabador Sabad is a late and then Sunday,
Speaker 2: which is today El Domingo Domingo. So now we have
Speaker 2: this here Megusta megusta, so that's I like Megusta tegusta,
Speaker 2: So Megusta el Domingo. You like Sunday, like Sunday, yeah,
Speaker 2: tegusta e Lunez, so is that you like? Do you
Speaker 2: like Monday tegusta, yeah? Or you like Monday? Right? And
Speaker 2: then Legusta and nos gusta, me gusta.
Speaker 5: Medgusta, tegusta and I'll send you a little list. But
Speaker 5: these are like the little ways of saying. I like Megusta,
Speaker 5: you like Tegusta, we like no gusta here, or she
Speaker 5: likes Legusta.
Speaker 2: Okay, so just running through that again, me gusta, I
Speaker 2: like te Gusta, you like nort we like is he
Speaker 2: shi yeah okay. And then we've got an example here tegusta,
Speaker 2: hugar football el el Sabado. So you like the foot
Speaker 2: all on Saturday? You like questions so yeah, question. So
Speaker 2: you like football on Saturday, Ugar football el Wavers. So
Speaker 2: that's what we like. Football on mont Thursdays. No agusta,
Speaker 2: hugar football elves. Yeah boy, so that was I like
Speaker 2: Thursday night footy too, So that was we like football
Speaker 2: on Thursdays. I like Thursday night footy.
Speaker 3: I like that.
Speaker 2: Wednesday is hard el mir cols Coles. This is a
Speaker 2: useful one. So what do we like? We like Fridays,
Speaker 2: don't we We like Fridays. We like football on Fridays.
Speaker 2: So that's a gusta Elvin. No gusta Elvin football, hugar,
Speaker 2: So nos gusta football. So football on Friday. Yeah we do, Yeah,
Speaker 2: we do. All right, we'll leave it at that this week.
Speaker 2: We hope you enjoyed this episode and let us know
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