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Speaker 1: They're Fitzy and with a with Kate Hitchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Chrisy Swan joined the boys on Monday morning and brought

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Speaker 2: them some very important news about Elon Musk.

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Speaker 3: He's welcomed his fourteenth child.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, put some plastic on it.

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Speaker 4: Elon.

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Speaker 3: They've got Strider and Asure, one year old, Arcadia Techno

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Speaker 3: Mechanicus x A squashed together, a Dash twelve and my

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Speaker 3: personal favorite of the fourteenth, Damien.

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Speaker 2: And to celebrate Elon's new child, Christy brought us some

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Speaker 2: more texts from her own brute.

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Speaker 3: I'm reading you texts from my children. This one's actually

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Speaker 3: from me. Monday, four eleven pm. Please, for the love

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Speaker 3: of God, do not eat those cheese and bacon balls

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Speaker 3: on the stairs their mind?

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Speaker 1: Oh sorry, too light God.

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Speaker 3: Sunday ten thirty five pm. Mum, can I get an

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Speaker 3: uber trains up down? Thursday three point thirty seven pm.

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Speaker 3: The screenshot of a school mark He says, eighty four

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Speaker 3: percent English exam didn't even read the book.

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Speaker 1: How good is that? I'll give him that. How good

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Speaker 1: is that? Mod?

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Speaker 4: Good boys, Welcome to the n eighty seventh Academy Awards.

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Speaker 4: I'm your host.

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Speaker 2: Color O'Brien Yes, the Oscars were this weekend in Hollywood,

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Speaker 2: and the guys covered all the big wins. Adrian Brody

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Speaker 2: has won two Best Actor Oscars. But somehow it just

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Speaker 2: highlighted how immature the guys can be.

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Speaker 1: He run two thousand and two for the Penist. But

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Speaker 1: oh no, it's very hard to say.

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Speaker 2: And things only got worse when they got Richard Wilkins

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Speaker 2: on the phone.

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Speaker 1: Dickie, it's fitting in Whippa to talk about some oscars.

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Speaker 2: After parties went to Welton John, he said, you want

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Speaker 2: to go in the front door.

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Speaker 4: Of the back door, So I started to go in

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Speaker 4: the back door.

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Speaker 2: Children, but at least they were mature about the now

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Speaker 2: famous Jeff Bezos Oscar photo.

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Speaker 4: The Barometer for Completing Life is a photo with Sydney Sweeney,

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Speaker 4: Sophia Vigara and Jessica.

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Speaker 1: Alba, three of the best sets of boobs on the planet.

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Speaker 1: Never mind, can we ask Jim Jeffries what he thinks

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Speaker 1: about completing life? Tom, I'm nervous to ask him about

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Speaker 1: live well.

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Speaker 2: Too bad, Tom, because that's exactly what they did on Wednesday.

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Speaker 4: We see a load of Jim Jeffries, Jim Jeffries, Jim Jeffries, welcome.

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Speaker 2: Hello. We were talking about winning life, and as it

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Speaker 2: turns out, it was Jeff Bezos because he was in

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Speaker 2: a photo He's got Sydney Sweeney, Sophia Vigara, Jessica Alber.

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Speaker 4: That means that he's winning life. That might be the

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Speaker 4: biggest loser photo I've ever seen. He winned life. It's

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Speaker 4: the next photo is seems shagging all that.

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Speaker 2: And of course that wasn't the most controversial take that

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Speaker 2: he had.

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Speaker 4: Come on the radio to tell you what I think

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Speaker 4: about women's.

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Speaker 2: Sorry like jam not the time, mate, No, it was

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Speaker 2: this take about long haul flights.

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Speaker 4: If you do a long flight, everyone's going to shut

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Speaker 4: their blind One lady, he was in attraction. She refre

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Speaker 4: to shut her blind.

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Speaker 2: You sure wasn't no breakdancing olympian Raygun.

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Speaker 4: It was the same outfit as Ragun. But you now

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Speaker 4: I know I wasn't Reagun. When she got out of

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Speaker 4: a chair, she did it quite coordinatedly.

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Speaker 2: We've approved this week that even celebrating your children's athletic

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Speaker 2: achievements cross country for my boys today, good luck lads,

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Speaker 2: three K, two K can be quickly turned around back

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Speaker 2: onto you.

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Speaker 1: Didn't you win the hot crossing Country back around Easter time.

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Speaker 3: Every week.

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Speaker 2: Of it was a challenge at the time that the

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Speaker 2: record was not that was outstanding thanks to Baker's delight

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Speaker 2: this morning.

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Speaker 1: His crap jokes are our sponsored problem. Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: We didn't even write that's unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: Chriss One was back in the studio on Thursday and

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Speaker 2: we learned about one of her favorite things to hate.

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Speaker 3: Meghan Michael really gets on the tits and I know

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Speaker 3: that it's unjustified.

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Speaker 1: And Meghan's new documentary hasn't helped.

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Speaker 3: She is catching up with her friend Mindy Colling. Mindy

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Speaker 3: calls her Megan Mirkle and she's corrected. I don't think

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Speaker 3: anyone in the world knows that Megan Michael has eaten

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Speaker 3: in Jack.

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Speaker 1: In the Box. You keep saying, Meghan Michael, you know

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Speaker 1: him Sussex.

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Speaker 3: Now she just irritates me.

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Speaker 1: And only has himself to blame for this one. Can

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Speaker 1: I just start to question side note, what's Jack in

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Speaker 1: the box? It's right as if you don't know after

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Speaker 1: that has true?

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, and then you know a little tiny in

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Speaker 3: and out who connect.

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Speaker 1: But Christy and Meghan Mikale do have one thing in common.

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Speaker 3: She does make up songs at home, which I find relatable.

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Speaker 1: Beef brings all the voices I've make up songs at home.

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Speaker 3: Remember this one from a classic eighties movie.

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Speaker 1: So when I'm in.

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Speaker 3: This is what I think, never rending la laundry.

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Speaker 1: And it turns out Chrissy is not the only one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, this one's an obvious one.

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Speaker 2: But when we're doing Lazadia for dinner, Hey, ask me

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Speaker 2: what's for dinner?

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Speaker 1: And then what about this one? When I do with barbecue,

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Speaker 1: ask me how dinner's going. How's dinner going? Dad? The meeting,

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Speaker 1: I'm snitch. Catch you guys next week.

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Speaker 2: This is the Fitty and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast