Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren started morning the right away
Speaker 1: be great.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren on Melvin's Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, working at Wednesday. Hello everyone, Hello, good morning,
Speaker 3: good morning. How are we all? We're good? Good big
Speaker 3: show today.
Speaker 4: Why did you just say to me that I look
Speaker 4: like I'm going to Greece?
Speaker 3: You just look you look relaxed, You look ready for
Speaker 3: You look like someone that's going to be on my
Speaker 3: Instagram feeding about a month, just flashing in the dream.
Speaker 1: Like she's pulling a shift on a boat, because you
Speaker 1: just look so relaxed. And nautical, nautical striped shirt. You
Speaker 1: could work.
Speaker 4: I washed my hair last night and then just let
Speaker 4: it try naturally, so it's fluffy. So I threw on
Speaker 4: the old baseball cap. It's a Keidra Alexander Merch from
Speaker 4: the Merch Sand.
Speaker 3: She looks like that hat's way too small for me.
Speaker 1: Big head.
Speaker 3: Yeah no it wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Does it look too small on me?
Speaker 3: No, it's perfect, like.
Speaker 4: Like a sailor, like with a small little captain's hat.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no, no no no, more like like the
Speaker 3: maid on below deck, not the maid o.
Speaker 4: Yours Jason, because I'm in a blue and white striped
Speaker 4: shirt joke, like I'm going to grease on boat.
Speaker 3: Yes, you just look relaxed, ready for a Greek summer.
Speaker 4: I would love to be in a Greek summer right now.
Speaker 4: There's some terrible flooding in Greece. Actually, yes, I was
Speaker 4: looking at Paros yesterday shocking.
Speaker 1: The whole place is underwater. It's terrible. It was about
Speaker 1: two years ago.
Speaker 3: Like every single person I knew jumped a plane to
Speaker 3: go over there for the summer.
Speaker 1: Very popular, moss, very very popular.
Speaker 3: Stones on the beach, no sand, yes.
Speaker 1: Stones, It depends different, but it is. They're very It's
Speaker 1: very hard getting in and out.
Speaker 3: So I don't mind the rocks on the beach.
Speaker 4: Kids, can they they burn your feet?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: A lot of noony beaches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, super Paradise you'd like that, Jason, you've been there, Yeahlin.
Speaker 1: Would have been to super Paradise. Oil myself up.
Speaker 4: Down to Jackie Olds.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a bit of a drag.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it doesn't get any better than Jackie O's in
Speaker 4: meek Nos.
Speaker 1: I got I got pulled on stage, pulled up on.
Speaker 3: Sorry you got what on stage?
Speaker 1: You could have got both on stage is a drag
Speaker 1: show and I got pulled up on stage.
Speaker 4: It's the best. It's the most fun you could ever
Speaker 4: have in your life.
Speaker 3: What's that the thing on stage?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Watching people on stage at Jackie O's right. And did
Speaker 4: you fall in the pool?
Speaker 1: My man, oh man star. I didn't fall in the pool,
Speaker 1: but it was fun.
Speaker 3: There's a place like that, Ballei. Joe's in Ballei. It's
Speaker 3: the same thing. They pull you up on stage, big
Speaker 3: drag queen show.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Bari chose Have they tried to copy Jackie O?
Speaker 1: Is it timu? Jackie O? Jackie. I did some fitness yesterday.
Speaker 4: Fitness and wellness, a bit of both. I remember wellness era.
Speaker 1: I did a bit of core core class.
Speaker 4: How much do we love core class?
Speaker 1: Oh? My goodness.
Speaker 4: That's the place where I told you Quintin I went
Speaker 4: once and you swept from every orifice. You sweat in
Speaker 4: places you didn't even know you could sweat.
Speaker 1: From speaking of it on earth. But it's also amazing.
Speaker 3: You got action in the analyst yesterday, a.
Speaker 1: Little bit of vitamin boost.
Speaker 3: So what they call it? What was it? Acupuncture?
Speaker 4: No? Gen z got acupunction in the analyst. Really, I
Speaker 4: got a shot adrenaline, not an adrenaline, but it did
Speaker 4: give me a bit of a adrenaline run.
Speaker 1: I told you was coming next week. Yes, a shot.
Speaker 4: No, it's really good.
Speaker 1: It's one of those mornings.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go google Balie Joe's.
Speaker 4: I don't think it exists. I didn't go to Jackie O's.
Speaker 4: I went to Balios.
Speaker 3: We're going a massive show coming up way. Do you
Speaker 3: hear all the guests lined up for this morning? We'll
Speaker 3: tell you about it next. We've got to line up
Speaker 3: today later on this morning, Nick the Wizard, Watson from
Speaker 3: the Hawks. What's that? Four wins in a row?
Speaker 1: Yes? Four? Yeah, four from four.
Speaker 4: Got another one of my favorites, Andy Lee coming on today.
Speaker 3: That's right, Andy Lee joins us, and then we're getting political.
Speaker 3: Elbow is going to join us after.
Speaker 1: Elbow is a big Hawthorne supporter. He loves the Hawks.
Speaker 3: He's in a massive clash with Dutton at the moment
Speaker 3: over the railroap. I'd love to know the last time
Speaker 3: one of those guys actually got on the train.
Speaker 4: Mhmm, yeah, yes, they are clashing heads on anything.
Speaker 3: And just Cinta Ellen the Premiere going to join us
Speaker 3: in the next twenty year as well.
Speaker 4: Oh god, are we four corners?
Speaker 3: What did you say? You don't when we're talking about
Speaker 3: all the guests, do you remember what you said about cinter?
Speaker 3: She brings in past tries again.
Speaker 1: I wonder if tould bring treats. Yes, she bought treats
Speaker 1: last time.
Speaker 3: We need treats.
Speaker 4: I don't need any more treats. I don't need. Stop
Speaker 4: bringing the.
Speaker 5: Treats, no more.
Speaker 1: I love treat What do you take to no self control? Wine?
Speaker 1: Bottle of red? Yeah? You do? You take like just
Speaker 1: just a Champagn's quite nice.
Speaker 4: It depends we're going for breakfast, oh, dinner, chap pa.
Speaker 3: Say if I was like, come over for drinks Friday.
Speaker 4: Afternoon, a bottle of wine or a champagne yeap.
Speaker 3: Any sort of Cabri favorites or anything, just just.
Speaker 4: Unless it was like you're coming over for dinner and
Speaker 4: I would say, could I bring something?
Speaker 1: Can I bring dessert?
Speaker 4: Or could I bring cheese? Or could I bring I
Speaker 4: would offer? Normally people say no, and then I just
Speaker 4: bring one.
Speaker 3: Guess what I tried last night? Well, kidney beans in
Speaker 3: what that lasagna?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: We are you talking about this yesterday? Yes?
Speaker 4: Whole conversation about his friends had kidney beans and he
Speaker 4: thought they made He thought they're actual, like.
Speaker 1: The mouse kidney.
Speaker 3: You couldn't even taste it.
Speaker 1: That's exactly what mummy.
Speaker 3: No, No, he couldn't tast kidney beans.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I told you they tasted.
Speaker 3: My wife even served it like she covered the sides
Speaker 3: of the lazagna with spinach. I couldn't see the kidney beans.
Speaker 3: It was like five.
Speaker 1: Yes, it was a good.
Speaker 4: What did dish make you a lasagna?
Speaker 1: Again?
Speaker 3: He's well, he just knew like last couple of weeks
Speaker 3: of you know, I've had a heavy week in you.
Speaker 3: You went through a bit of stuff last week and
Speaker 3: we're all busy.
Speaker 4: I had a terrible week last week. You Gotedish to
Speaker 4: make you a lazagna.
Speaker 1: Comfort Lazaarnia because Lawrence had a tough week, one of
Speaker 1: the worst weeks of my life.
Speaker 4: And Clint Jason has put in a support an emotional.
Speaker 1: Were you emotional toll?
Speaker 4: Phoenixtreme lime at home cooking my own meals.
Speaker 3: When you say it like that, right, But can I
Speaker 3: just can I p.
Speaker 4: Make you some meals because you had a tough with.
Speaker 3: I didn't ring him. Okay, now I'm quite loaded from
Speaker 3: the lazagnia to be good with the kidney beans. I
Speaker 3: didn't ask him to make it. He just he is
Speaker 3: Shrlankan and he said he likes to help people.
Speaker 1: Roll support for better.
Speaker 3: He's going to do a land lazagna for you. How
Speaker 3: do you know that I'm going to call him.
Speaker 4: I mean maybe he dropped that lasagna to you to
Speaker 4: give to me. There was no note and you just
Speaker 4: seating it.
Speaker 3: There's a piece left. I'll bring it tomorrow. You like it.
Speaker 3: You can't even taste the kidney.
Speaker 4: Ah that You know what when friends do things like that,
Speaker 4: it is so nice, isn't it.
Speaker 3: I reckon that's the reason we're the third kid, because
Speaker 3: I knew people would start dropping around food.
Speaker 1: Oh God, don't tell me having another.
Speaker 3: One rather faster. It's just joins us on the other
Speaker 3: side of this, and your chance to come with us
Speaker 3: on a family trip to gather around. You are listening
Speaker 3: out for the footy horn at any point these guys could.
Speaker 4: Last ys, we're gonna get horny. Get ready for it.
Speaker 3: Whoa and look who has popped by? Premia, Premiremire, Premia.
Speaker 3: Just sit Allen. He's in the house, nice and early
Speaker 3: good morning morning.
Speaker 1: How are you God.
Speaker 4: I'm a little overwhelmed by the political scope at the moment.
Speaker 4: It seems to just be on the front page of
Speaker 4: the newspaper every day politics, politics, Politics.
Speaker 3: We got the Boss in later on after eight the
Speaker 3: Big Boss.
Speaker 1: Albow, elbow, fantastic.
Speaker 3: An anything you want us to pass on you guys?
Speaker 4: Did you guys plan this?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: Well, we chat often, but we don't chat about our
Speaker 7: radio schedules. I will confess, but chat.
Speaker 3: What's he like on the text? Is he an emerging man?
Speaker 2: Not so much.
Speaker 7: He's good on the text though, he's a gift.
Speaker 3: He's not a voice to text.
Speaker 7: Voice usually pick up if it's a voice memo, though,
Speaker 7: there's usually something just a bit, not like make a
Speaker 7: series text.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hitting the hustings with elbow, Yeah.
Speaker 7: I look forward to campaigning for the team, supporting the team.
Speaker 7: We saw yesterday an announcement from the opposition Peter Dutton
Speaker 7: that he had cut infrastructure funding to Victoria's So there's
Speaker 7: a bit to fight for here in Victoria.
Speaker 4: Is that the rail look the airport that just keeps
Speaker 4: going and going. What's happening?
Speaker 7: Well, I don't know if you'll get Peter Dutton and
Speaker 7: you could ask him. But the announcement yesterday that Peter
Speaker 7: Dutton and the Liberals made here in Victoria was a
Speaker 7: bit of an odd one because it was an amount
Speaker 7: of to cutting funding to part of the airport project
Speaker 7: at Sunshine, which would actually mean you can't get trains
Speaker 7: to Sunshine Station from parts of western western Melbourne and
Speaker 7: regional Victoria.
Speaker 3: How long ago you reckon Albow or Dutner on the train?
Speaker 4: How what?
Speaker 3: How long ago you reckon?
Speaker 4: They called the train, they called the train.
Speaker 7: I don't mind a train. I love the catching the train.
Speaker 3: You do a train, we're breaking news.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I love the train. Trams great, Yeah, we have
Speaker 7: an look. Just give a bit of a plug. We
Speaker 7: have an incredible public transport network in Melbourne. We love it.
Speaker 7: It's really great. Trams, trains. Give a shout out to
Speaker 7: the buses.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm not a bus girl.
Speaker 3: I gave a shout out the other thing you did, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we did.
Speaker 4: We asked people to call us if they were listening
Speaker 4: from the bus and someone called saying I'm listening on
Speaker 4: a bus.
Speaker 3: I was a bus boy growing up in the mean streets.
Speaker 1: We sp l.
Speaker 4: I actually called the same school bus that's right.
Speaker 1: What was it up and down High Street Road represent?
Speaker 4: I think we never spoke. We probably looked at each other.
Speaker 1: I was a public I was a government school boy.
Speaker 3: That's why he wasn't wear.
Speaker 1: Speaking of which uniforms, what's the announcement you've got, Well, we're.
Speaker 7: Making an announcement today. So school uniforms there are I think
Speaker 7: school uniforms are important for all kids at all schools.
Speaker 7: But what we are seeing is that some schools, not
Speaker 7: every school, but some schools, everything has to have the
Speaker 7: school brand on it. So it's one thing you used
Speaker 7: to just be able to get, like the blue T
Speaker 7: shirt and blue shorts T shirt, but now it's you know, shorts, pants, socks,
Speaker 7: everything kind of has a school logo on it. And
Speaker 7: what that means it just makes those things more expensive
Speaker 7: compared to say being able to go down to socks
Speaker 7: came out and so the new policy is, and bear
Speaker 7: with me here, the new policy is basically anything waste up,
Speaker 7: it's okay, you're going to have a school logo on it,
Speaker 7: but really anything below that, you know, sure pants, socks,
Speaker 7: that the new policy will be those items shouldn't have
Speaker 7: school And what that means is you can get a
Speaker 7: non branded item, a generic item, and that means it's cheaper.
Speaker 4: Family, what does a school uniform coss? I don't know,
Speaker 4: kids not just a school uniform, to be honest.
Speaker 3: My wife does the uniform shop.
Speaker 1: But they get you what imagine they're also growing out
Speaker 1: well of those uniforms.
Speaker 7: Yeah, things repeat. Well, you know, kids grow, they grow,
Speaker 7: and they also wear them out. But in terms of
Speaker 7: we've just kidded out one of our kids for year
Speaker 7: seven this year, and yeah, branded shorts, brand and will
Speaker 7: you look like a pair of shorts? You know, it's
Speaker 7: fifty forty fifty bucks compared to a non branded item,
Speaker 7: which you can pick up ten dollars.
Speaker 3: My kids are They were in the neighbors clothes because
Speaker 3: the neighbors boys went to the same school.
Speaker 4: Oh that's good. Is it branded all over?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Have you done the iron on names yet? I remember
Speaker 4: mother sar Sharpie sharpies for me, it's sharpier the it stitched,
Speaker 4: and then she'd hands stitch them in and the carry on.
Speaker 3: I was like, Mum, it's a lot of work.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to lose it. Someone's going to rip
Speaker 4: it off anyway.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's amazing. Sharpies I go with the sharpies.
Speaker 3: Did you at your school, did they do the measurement
Speaker 3: check to make sure the dresses and skirts were long enough?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: I was not quite No, no did. We did have
Speaker 7: skirts dress link, but we didn't quite get measured.
Speaker 4: I used to roll mine up, roll it up at
Speaker 4: the way, so it gets shorter and shorter and shorter, so.
Speaker 3: It ended up being like a belt in you.
Speaker 4: Twelve basically yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3: No, wonder she didn't talk to you.
Speaker 4: Now, when we were your primary school, the school uniform
Speaker 4: the boys, the boys could wear shorts, but girls could
Speaker 4: only wear bloomers. There were no skirts or anything over
Speaker 4: the top. It's a bloomer like andies.
Speaker 3: That was our sports for Remember I told you my
Speaker 3: wife's school. They used to do underwear checks.
Speaker 4: Make sure they're wearing them.
Speaker 3: Make sure they're wearing the school branded.
Speaker 1: Yeah, bloomers, bloomers.
Speaker 3: Well you can't be doing that in twenty twenty five.
Speaker 4: No, we're not.
Speaker 3: Let's be clear.
Speaker 7: I just want to make sure that public announcement is clear.
Speaker 7: Certainly in the government system.
Speaker 4: Kids, you can steal wear your Mickey Mouse und easy
Speaker 4: if you want, but it is about you know, uniforms
Speaker 4: are you know, it's particularly at the start.
Speaker 1: Of the year.
Speaker 7: They can be absolutely and there's a lot of expense.
Speaker 7: In fact, what you're saying at the moment.
Speaker 4: Schools cannot make people wear branded, so sure anything waste can.
Speaker 7: We're saying has got to be has to be generic
Speaker 7: and it is because it is what we're finding. And
Speaker 7: this is feedback from parents, because we've had a chat
Speaker 7: to parents and schools. Parents are saying, you know, it's
Speaker 7: a bit march is more expensive than the branded socks.
Speaker 3: Trying to find a pair of socks in the morning
Speaker 3: and things are chaotic is one thing, and then try
Speaker 3: and find the bloody branded.
Speaker 4: Now I put on a new pair of socks this morning.
Speaker 4: Living there is no greater feeling than putting your feet
Speaker 4: for a sox.
Speaker 1: Is there?
Speaker 8: Hey?
Speaker 4: Just quickly, can can I just ask you before you
Speaker 4: go about the bail laws which changed. Now I might
Speaker 4: have been clickbaited, but there was headline going around saying
Speaker 4: that it doesn't apply to people under eighteen. Is that
Speaker 4: just garbage?
Speaker 7: That's that's wrong, that it is wrong. The laws that
Speaker 7: went through Parliament the week before last, the last sitting week,
Speaker 7: and I was we pushed them through the Parliament in
Speaker 7: a week to get them, get them in, and that
Speaker 7: they're already law putting community safety first absolutely applies to
Speaker 7: everyone under eighteen.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, just headline, someone breaks into my house, if they're
Speaker 3: a repeat offender, they're done, they're locked up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so that's I'll just be clear, that's for the courts.
Speaker 7: But what we have said is community safety has to
Speaker 7: come first, regardless of age, and the concept of remand
Speaker 7: as the last resort which had previously been there yep,
Speaker 7: which was one of the things we were seeing is.
Speaker 4: Yeah, our last result was to hold them.
Speaker 7: And that's and that's now been taken off. And plus
Speaker 7: what we're also doing is making a number of offenses
Speaker 7: like home invasion, like agberg, like the macheteing. We're putting
Speaker 7: them in at a higher threshold, such a tough test.
Speaker 7: And so those are the laws went through parliament and
Speaker 7: now lord, yeah, oh.
Speaker 4: That's good because there was some confusion. I don't know.
Speaker 1: And will you have something to say today about the
Speaker 1: Chief Commissioner reports about him?
Speaker 7: And yeah, I think the Chief commission is going to
Speaker 7: make some statements later on this morning. I'll let him
Speaker 7: make those those statements. But he's a person that has
Speaker 7: served the force for a really long time. He served
Speaker 7: the state for a really long time, and I, out
Speaker 7: of respect to Rick, I'll let him make.
Speaker 5: His stab me.
Speaker 3: It sounds like there'd be a teen's gone so the
Speaker 3: police headquarters later today, just center out on the premiere
Speaker 3: joining us on the air this morning. Good to see me,
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming in. Yesterday, when we're wrapping up the show,
Speaker 3: we're talking about medical moments. You had to do a
Speaker 3: test I did have to do at the stomach issues.
Speaker 4: You guys, get over it. Chicks have to do this
Speaker 4: stuff all the time.
Speaker 3: You have no idea what it's like to have this
Speaker 3: body go through.
Speaker 4: He trust me, being a woman is much harder than
Speaker 4: being a man. And you guys are like all these
Speaker 4: embarrass seeing things we have to do, like perhaps me
Speaker 4: or not just embarrassing, but we're like, it's much harder
Speaker 4: being a check. I think, well, and we have to
Speaker 4: do all the other things you have to do.
Speaker 3: Yesterday I was talking about when I needed to make
Speaker 3: a deposit when we're going through yet what I do
Speaker 3: after I had the months before when our third child,
Speaker 3: I had to get my sperm tested to check my spem.
Speaker 4: Put that in the freezer.
Speaker 3: Well no, no, no, but like I, I originally went
Speaker 3: into the clinic to make a deposit. But I I
Speaker 3: you could on stage.
Speaker 1: You couldn't do it.
Speaker 4: I could understand that.
Speaker 3: It's quite embarrassing. I got a photo of the deposit.
Speaker 3: What the room you were asking about yesterday?
Speaker 1: Oh it is it looks like jail.
Speaker 4: You're that's not real?
Speaker 1: Yeah? What's that couch?
Speaker 4: It's one of those posters of those four random women.
Speaker 1: No, that's that's sperm. No, look behind the tvling. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, it's like fa him. What if you didn't
Speaker 1: like women, that wouldn't work.
Speaker 3: I guess you'd have to ask for a different room.
Speaker 4: That's not real? Is that actually what it looked like?
Speaker 3: Not that one?
Speaker 4: What is that hideous lounger?
Speaker 3: Can you go back out? And going on one of
Speaker 3: the other shots? That one top left, that's probably the
Speaker 3: closest to it. I had the leather couch with the
Speaker 3: Oh it's occupied.
Speaker 4: No, wow, it's not really sexy, is it?
Speaker 3: No, it's not. That's why I couldn't close. Can you
Speaker 3: understand now? And you know what else I forgot?
Speaker 4: Is it called closing when you're on your own?
Speaker 3: She's got that is a great point.
Speaker 4: Could you take your partner in there? No, Oh, you
Speaker 4: have to go in on your own.
Speaker 1: Serious question.
Speaker 3: And here's the other bad thing is I couldn't get
Speaker 3: phone recepts.
Speaker 1: Oh so you can't stream it your favorite video.
Speaker 3: Like, surely, surely, surely, wife by McDonald, surely you can
Speaker 3: get in that room.
Speaker 4: Seriously, log into Starbucks.
Speaker 3: Get it round next time. I'd carry my own little.
Speaker 4: Dongle Starlin dongle starlin'me on elon, put them in all
Speaker 4: the collections a.
Speaker 3: Clock appointment setting up a Starlings. Jesus, this guy is.
Speaker 4: Going to be sterile room i've ever seen.
Speaker 3: There's nothing warm about it.
Speaker 4: No, but I guess I can't make I don't want
Speaker 4: to stay in there forever.
Speaker 3: It felt like I was in there forever collection room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well it just happens.
Speaker 4: I just think doctor's appointments are embarrassing, regardless of what
Speaker 4: you're going for.
Speaker 3: What did you have to get done?
Speaker 1: You a checked mole check.
Speaker 4: Tells about the Well, I had this little sposh that
Speaker 4: has been there like a mole for a long time,
Speaker 4: and it changed. And they say, if your moles change, you.
Speaker 1: Should should be aware.
Speaker 4: I MEI course, I booked into the skin councer clinic
Speaker 4: or some such thing, and I went in and the
Speaker 4: skin specialists gave me a big talking to about all
Speaker 4: these different things. Then said, okay, well i'll let you
Speaker 4: get changed. I pop out and I'll come back in
Speaker 4: in a minute. So I fully stripped down into my
Speaker 4: nude bonds and my nude colored bra and I'm sitting
Speaker 4: I'm sitting on the bench seat bed thing and he
Speaker 4: comes in and he goes, okay, right now, where's the mole?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, it's just here on my elbow.
Speaker 4: And he was like, why are you naked? Why did
Speaker 4: you take all your clothes off? But I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't know. And I had to
Speaker 4: sit there nude bonds, gezing in mynes.
Speaker 3: Didn't you get changed before he checked it?
Speaker 4: Or he just sat there chat with my elbow in
Speaker 4: his face completely basically stark naked.
Speaker 1: Did he do a full body check out?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: Then I said, well you're here, check out the rest
Speaker 4: of me. And he was like okay, ye, off we go.
Speaker 4: So he did the rest and then oh then they
Speaker 4: take these photos. Have you done this? You have to
Speaker 4: stand there like, you sit on this you can just
Speaker 4: be naked, and sitting on a chair is not really cute, right,
Speaker 4: And then they take photos of you and your head's
Speaker 4: not in it. Then it's just your body just in
Speaker 4: that lighting and you're just sitting there anyway, and that
Speaker 4: comes up on this big screen. So they've got like
Speaker 4: a momentor of all living. As I went to leave,
Speaker 4: the next person came in. My photos were still on
Speaker 4: the and I was like, I'm not kidding, And this
Speaker 4: is a shout out to Melbourne. If I die, someone
Speaker 4: needs to go to that clinic and delete those photoshottle
Speaker 4: booklet if I go missing. Have you seen this person?
Speaker 4: He left them on the computer screen for the next person.
Speaker 3: They weren't taking photos of my appointment. Hey, thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: four ten is our number.
Speaker 4: It is important to do. Just don't get naked if
Speaker 4: you don't need to.
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Speaker 3: thanks to Anaconda thirteen twenty four to ten. Medical Moments. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: we're talking medical moments. What embarrassing situation happened to you?
Speaker 4: It happens all the time going to the doctor or
Speaker 4: a specialist or any kind of appointment, very embarrassing. I
Speaker 4: was just talking about how I had to get a
Speaker 4: mole checked and he said, okay, I'll let you get changed.
Speaker 4: Popped out of the room, came back. I was completely naked.
Speaker 4: Then he asked where the mole was and I was like,
Speaker 4: it's on my elbow. I don't know why. It was
Speaker 4: tricct off.
Speaker 1: I have to go to the doctor today. Do you
Speaker 1: ever what doctor you're going?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: Sorry, that's very personal.
Speaker 1: That's not what I mean. Just a GP, a GP,
Speaker 1: just a GP. Do you ever sit in the waiting
Speaker 1: room and wonder what everyone else is there for?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I do it all the time, and I don't know why.
Speaker 1: And then oh, he looks like he's got the flu.
Speaker 3: And then when someone gets called that arrived after you
Speaker 3: get the ship. I know.
Speaker 1: But that's a system, isn't it.
Speaker 3: The system's got to get better.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you mean?
Speaker 3: Do you always sitting there waiting.
Speaker 4: But do you mean you get there early and they
Speaker 4: get their late. But the doctors always like, never run
Speaker 4: on top. The doctor's always like because I also go
Speaker 4: into the GP to ask one thing and asked eighty
Speaker 4: five questions.
Speaker 1: You yeah, book a double over there in the corner onions.
Speaker 3: Clearly when I had the mumps.
Speaker 4: Are you looking at people like I'm assuming picking their ailment?
Speaker 3: When gets up, she walks into the bunions?
Speaker 4: Don't walk like that? What is a bunion?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Actually it's some sort of growth on the tail,
Speaker 1: isn't it. I don't know.
Speaker 3: Speaking of big things. When I had the mumps, I ah,
Speaker 3: you ball? My balls swell to the size of kid.
Speaker 3: You not like a rock melon? Is that you laugh?
Speaker 1: I had to cut them around big bulls, hawk mate,
Speaker 1: It was it was.
Speaker 4: So literally, what do you think you have little crutches
Speaker 4: for them?
Speaker 3: I had to hold them as I was going into
Speaker 3: the hospital.
Speaker 1: You had to hold them.
Speaker 3: I had to cut myself. What do you mean because
Speaker 3: they were so yourself cut?
Speaker 1: You should have borrowed one of the Lawrence brass.
Speaker 3: Ball So, because like I wasn't, I was so sick.
Speaker 3: I had to go in and get a drip.
Speaker 4: You need to do one big sling.
Speaker 1: I'm going to get the drip, not the song. The
Speaker 1: balls sry. Do you get the mumps in the bottle? Here?
Speaker 3: No? No, no, So you either swell in the neck lands,
Speaker 3: but your men swell in the testicles and the neck
Speaker 3: all men most.
Speaker 1: What are the momps? How do you get the momps? Catch?
Speaker 3: But I had the shots and everything.
Speaker 1: When I was a kid, did you catch ball months from.
Speaker 3: The lady ran the coffee shops, ball mops?
Speaker 4: What was she doing touching your ball?
Speaker 3: No, she wasn't touching my balls. It's just getting a
Speaker 3: la tepe like yeah. And when I went into the hospital,
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 1: Like, hang on, how did you know she had.
Speaker 3: Because her neck she was like her next day to
Speaker 3: swell and I was like that doesn't look good. The
Speaker 3: next day they're like, oh, she's off, she's got the mumps.
Speaker 1: And then you got Yeah. And when I went into
Speaker 1: the hospital, what did you do with her to catch it?
Speaker 3: I don't know. I didn't do anything. There was no
Speaker 3: there was nothing. There was nothing sus nothing sus. But
Speaker 3: when I was at hospital, I pulled my pants down
Speaker 3: to show the doctor and he goes they're big. Yes,
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I have to get my colleagues to have
Speaker 3: a look at that. Oh you were and the room filled?
Speaker 1: How big? Are we talking?
Speaker 3: Big?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Talk to me? Is it like orange?
Speaker 3: Bigger than your fish?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Big?
Speaker 3: Anonymous out has called her on thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 3: Anonymous Medical Moments. What do you.
Speaker 9: Got one of guys? My man who swallowed up that big?
Speaker 9: It kind of looked like off the Powers of Minim
Speaker 9: when they're behind the curtain of the apple. And I
Speaker 9: had about fifteen doctors just sitting around the bottom path
Speaker 9: of me is full naked?
Speaker 1: So Anonymous, did you have the mom Good morning and
Speaker 1: welcome to the show.
Speaker 4: This is like Dolly doctor, isn't it?
Speaker 1: What it was? Your appendage?
Speaker 3: Was it? Yes?
Speaker 1: Okay? And what was the issue? What?
Speaker 3: What? What?
Speaker 1: What was the diagnosis?
Speaker 9: They have no idea?
Speaker 3: They reckon?
Speaker 9: I got beaten by something to say now while we're
Speaker 9: close to bed.
Speaker 1: Oh you reckon?
Speaker 4: You were nude in bed in a spider by that's
Speaker 4: not ideal?
Speaker 1: How big?
Speaker 4: How come on?
Speaker 1: We all want to know, don't we? How big was it?
Speaker 9: Like I said, it was like post and powers and
Speaker 9: Mini me where he's holding the apple behind the curtain.
Speaker 9: It was probably the scariest moment of my life.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm sorry. The doctors. The doctors just
Speaker 1: stared at you.
Speaker 9: To the hospital. Ye, I had about fifteen doctors in
Speaker 9: the room. They're all looking trying to forget what was
Speaker 9: going on. And I'll figure out how and what.
Speaker 4: Did you take an end of history and it went
Speaker 4: down or they.
Speaker 9: Just said, oh, just wait for it and that for
Speaker 9: a week.
Speaker 3: Is it a snake? Bite yourself the pa, isn't it.
Speaker 1: I don't think you'd know if it was a snake.
Speaker 1: You should have hit. Should have hit only fans and
Speaker 1: thanks some money.
Speaker 3: It was the scariest moment of his life.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to pivot. Maddie always a silver lining law.
Speaker 4: Maddie, morning, good morning, and I'm tip tipping. Wasn't your manhood?
Speaker 8: Definitely not my man?
Speaker 1: What was it? What happened?
Speaker 8: I'd just given birth to my daughter and I had
Speaker 8: my legs up on the stirrup things and she's on
Speaker 8: my chest and culling her and the doctor's checking down
Speaker 8: there and he's like, oh, you've been a bit of pain.
Speaker 8: You wants some pan And I'm like, yes, please, pandolfant,
Speaker 8: he goes, no worries. And next thing, I'm waiting for
Speaker 8: my cup of water and my little container appeals to come.
Speaker 8: And next thing I feel.
Speaker 10: Is finger in my button. My husband's laughing.
Speaker 8: And I'm like, oh man, I let out a little stream,
Speaker 8: and he's like, oh, I was just giving me your
Speaker 8: pananol nerves suppository. Ah, you what I missed. I completely missed.
Speaker 8: Howlie was going to give it to me because I
Speaker 8: clearly was too distracted as my daughter up at the bottom.
Speaker 1: Why up there?
Speaker 3: Well, you're in the stirrups, you're halfway there. It's going
Speaker 3: to be more work than to walk around the stirrups
Speaker 3: to get to your mouth.
Speaker 1: So hang, do you know about this?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, no, want to give birth?
Speaker 4: Is that what happened? But I tell you what happens.
Speaker 4: It's sometimes it's better not to know.
Speaker 3: It is better not to know.
Speaker 1: You're shelving your European.
Speaker 4: No, surely you've got like an iv in then they
Speaker 4: can just put it in there.
Speaker 1: What put the ivy in the No, not in the Norse.
Speaker 4: No, one's an ivy up there Norse. But also like
Speaker 4: we've had enough action south of our belly.
Speaker 1: Buttons already.
Speaker 4: Why can't we swallow the neurophan exactly?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's that works quicker. Oh, maybe its quicker.
Speaker 2: You know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know the fo all the action was and
Speaker 3: somewhere else people not.
Speaker 1: Apparently it works quicker. Get to try that when I
Speaker 1: have a headache next time. Lauren's like, anyone got any
Speaker 1: paddle bend over?
Speaker 3: The chemists tried to sell me supposit trees before.
Speaker 4: What do you mean did you find?
Speaker 2: What do you mean?
Speaker 1: No, you don't I remember? Why would you ever do that?
Speaker 1: Here comes another confession.
Speaker 4: Don't I just have it in liquid form?
Speaker 3: I have a vivid memory of leaning over Mum's bedcoping one.
Speaker 1: Welcome to the show, everyone, if you've just joined us,
Speaker 1: I'm wrong with your family.
Speaker 3: Very wrong, very Brady's.
Speaker 4: Going to back me up, the back me up.
Speaker 11: I was quite sick as a little boy, and so
Speaker 11: I used to have to get this bottom medication. I
Speaker 11: used to cry every time Mom and Dad would come
Speaker 11: and say, sorry, this is bottom medication.
Speaker 1: Was it a gel or was it? What? I know?
Speaker 1: It was tablets? And they're big, aren't they were?
Speaker 11: And because I was I was quite young, I couldn't
Speaker 11: swallow tablets, so it was always bottom medication and I.
Speaker 1: Didn't like that.
Speaker 3: And they like they're quite, they've got like a matt finish,
Speaker 3: Like they're not smooth. They don't.
Speaker 1: It's not a capsule, it's not it's it's not the normal. No, no,
Speaker 1: it's a giant special.
Speaker 3: Can you google? Well? Good morning around just gone eleven
Speaker 3: past seven. I nick the Wizard Watson is in celebrating
Speaker 3: four wins for the Hawks. He'll be joining us after
Speaker 3: eight this morning. I'm not going to tell you who
Speaker 3: else is going to be joining us because I want
Speaker 3: to make it a surprise for the Wizard, for Nicky, because.
Speaker 1: I think he'd be listening to us on his commute.
Speaker 3: You never know.
Speaker 4: He's not here for an hour, so I'm not sure
Speaker 4: he'll be commuting yet.
Speaker 3: You are you were here last week when he was in.
Speaker 3: But he's he's a PlayStation boy. He packs the whole
Speaker 3: gaming console when the team goes on the and then
Speaker 3: he holds Fortnite comps in his hotel room with the
Speaker 3: other players.
Speaker 1: He really is.
Speaker 3: He really is twenty, Lauren.
Speaker 4: He really is twenty.
Speaker 3: He also had no idea.
Speaker 4: Did he take the actual thing? That plugs into the
Speaker 4: walls the.
Speaker 1: Whole, so they can plug it into the there's an
Speaker 1: app these days.
Speaker 4: Surely someone one of the coaches or something does that.
Speaker 3: Well, I think they'll be carrying the football equipment. You know,
Speaker 3: where's the balls. I've got to bring them my book games.
Speaker 4: They played Fortnite?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, there's some other game, wasn't there.
Speaker 4: Remember when you and I had to do the Fortnite.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness played in a celebrity Fortnite you know.
Speaker 4: It was a Fortnite pro am, so we got paired
Speaker 4: with an actual Fortnite game. It was at rod Labor Arena.
Speaker 1: Jason came and watched us play Fortnite.
Speaker 4: It was so there was like, oh my god, I forgot.
Speaker 4: I think I've told this in they do Not Ever
Speaker 4: think about again category in my brain just coming back
Speaker 4: to me now in the words slender.
Speaker 1: On on the court.
Speaker 4: It was this huge set up with these big screen
Speaker 4: so you could watch different people and the stadium was
Speaker 4: full of people watching us, watching.
Speaker 1: And we got cheered when we when we died.
Speaker 4: They cheered you out like we've just been knocked out
Speaker 4: in Australian Open.
Speaker 1: And we got paired with Gamers. I was with like
Speaker 1: it was a program and he suckle sixty nine and
Speaker 1: you were.
Speaker 4: With Brilliant Butterfly sixteen exactly.
Speaker 3: Well, you guys are doing that. I'm on Ready Steady
Speaker 3: Cook watching some old birds Hold up Tomatoes and Capsica.
Speaker 4: That was about fifteen years ago. What were weekly like
Speaker 4: two years ago?
Speaker 1: Three years ago?
Speaker 3: I was the Tomato town.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you always want to be on Tomortrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Absolutely, Hey, Andy, lay join us in the next
Speaker 3: twenty you be coming up after this, or there's someone
Speaker 3: on hold and they need our advice. Anytime you need us.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Within reason, I
Speaker 3: would say, yeah, we don't do moving house withales.
Speaker 1: So what are you talking like advice line?
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like you know, if you need advice, if
Speaker 3: you want to join the show want our advice?
Speaker 1: Who in their right mind? Ash from South Bank, good morning, morning, morning, guys.
Speaker 10: I need your help. And it's a bit of a
Speaker 10: weird one. I don't think you're really going to justicipate
Speaker 10: what I'm about to tell you, so hang on.
Speaker 4: You called yesterday because we were talking about friends with
Speaker 4: benefits and you called dro and said I want some advice.
Speaker 10: So we've been I've been hanging out with this lad
Speaker 10: for about three months and we have this sort of
Speaker 10: relationship where we're not going to date. I'm not going
Speaker 10: to date this man. I know I'm not going to
Speaker 10: date this man. We hang out every Monday, we watch
Speaker 10: White Lotus, so everything's going as per usual, and we
Speaker 10: do the friends with benefits thing, and towards the end,
Speaker 10: he starts rapping inside of me and hang.
Speaker 4: On what wait what You've got a friend that you
Speaker 4: hang out with the watch White Loatus. Now you're friends
Speaker 4: with benefits and he likes to wrap to you.
Speaker 3: No, it's this is for the.
Speaker 10: First time we've hooked up. He started rapping inside of
Speaker 10: me and it.
Speaker 4: Was rapping to like rapping, rapping like a rapper.
Speaker 10: Down Bodiana or bust down. And we've never wrapped together before.
Speaker 10: I've never seen in the situation before. But he feels
Speaker 10: comfortable enough to do it.
Speaker 4: While he's okay, he's rapping well known songs or is he?
Speaker 3: I strongly advise you not to go in with another question.
Speaker 4: No, you've taken this call. You said we must get
Speaker 4: Ash on the air.
Speaker 1: I need clarity here, Ash, Yeah, what rapping skills.
Speaker 10: Like they were. So he's like the tallest, skinniest, whitest dude,
Speaker 10: and it was like a big rap song.
Speaker 4: Can I just confirms famous rap song?
Speaker 3: And what you're wording? Is he rapping to you when
Speaker 3: you're doing the benefit part?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: So I feel like the benefits are normally worth it.
Speaker 1: But now that I'm.
Speaker 3: Dumping, no, no, that's a hard night.
Speaker 1: That's no from me. I'm going to say, you guys
Speaker 1: need to release an album.
Speaker 4: Imagine if you were in the middle of a throwdown
Speaker 4: and a girl started singing Pink Pony Club to you,
Speaker 4: where he does his best work, just turn them hostage
Speaker 4: and heels, you'd be like, see you.
Speaker 3: I don't think Clint in any position to be knocking
Speaker 3: people back.
Speaker 4: Maybe not Clinton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what I mean, you're white.
Speaker 4: Imagine if Blue started singing Pink Pony Club in.
Speaker 1: The middle of a sh Yeah, that would throw me
Speaker 1: something I would do.
Speaker 3: Actually, people that people kiss with their eyes open really
Speaker 3: freak me out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: So we've got a resolution for us.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you need to run girlfriends, must I think you
Speaker 3: need to embrace it.
Speaker 4: But there's only one episode of The White Lotus left anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it's all over.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that was last night, wasn't it?
Speaker 10: Episode next week? So I'm wondering if I would give
Speaker 10: him one more.
Speaker 4: For one morning?
Speaker 3: Can you call us back next week after you record it? Actually,
Speaker 3: I don't think they know that's not legal.
Speaker 1: No, you know, don't do that.
Speaker 4: I was rapping. I'd like to hear him rap. That's
Speaker 4: why he exclusively wraps in certain moments in time. Or
Speaker 4: you think he wraps all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know, don't you know.
Speaker 3: I do. Do you want to bring him in?
Speaker 4: No, I just want to hear him rap. Do you
Speaker 4: think he's listening to this going?
Speaker 1: Some strange things going on, of course any time, not.
Speaker 4: Just strange things going. Something stranger is in the air
Speaker 4: at the moment people have gone kooky. Is mercury and
Speaker 4: retrograde in the microwave?
Speaker 1: Again, it's mercury in the micro happened to you? Just
Speaker 1: weird things that happens.
Speaker 3: Please the only high five. We know that Andy Lee
Speaker 3: is going to be joining us on the other side.
Speaker 3: Path seven morning, Melbourne. This is an number one hundred.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren A little
Speaker 3: bit of cloud tops to twenty three we are going
Speaker 3: for hard to tell with the tint on the.
Speaker 4: Glass out there working on the pitch black in.
Speaker 3: Here daylight saving zens this week.
Speaker 1: Remember I know, I don't know how I feel about
Speaker 1: that though. Either.
Speaker 3: Let's say hello to a ound next guest.
Speaker 1: Our next guest is one half of the legendary Haymish
Speaker 1: and Andy duo.
Speaker 3: He's a comedian, a presenter.
Speaker 6: A dedicated blue bagger, and host of Channel nines The
Speaker 6: one hundred.
Speaker 3: But everyonebody anyway, and welcome to a brand new season
Speaker 3: of the hundred. Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: The incredibly talented Andy le Lee.
Speaker 2: Good to be here.
Speaker 3: What do you want to talk?
Speaker 4: Comedians?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 3: Question?
Speaker 4: Comedian? Have you ever done stand up?
Speaker 11: I have?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, Hamish night. Our first show was two thousand
Speaker 5: and at the Comedy Festival, Like we did show.
Speaker 3: The comedy Really, how'd you go? You went really well?
Speaker 1: But did you enjoy it? Did you get the bug?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Well obviously not, but it's done on your own.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but so scary and I was similar.
Speaker 12: We didn't like saying the same thing twice, particularly so
Speaker 12: you organize a show and it's very different the next
Speaker 12: night and you're like.
Speaker 1: Actually funny exhausting.
Speaker 4: Well, comedians do the same routine over and over.
Speaker 5: Well, they perfect it and it's just very different art.
Speaker 12: Like they sit there and like Nicki Glazer, who you
Speaker 12: might know go clothes friends with us for many many years,
Speaker 12: over a decade.
Speaker 4: She's still dating your hot friend. Yes, we love him.
Speaker 3: It's the hot friend you sat next to it the footy.
Speaker 12: Once and he actually wanted to he planned to spend
Speaker 12: the rest of his life with really yes and now
Speaker 12: and now. Fortunately for nick who was.
Speaker 5: Just dollars just doing stand up around a very so
Speaker 5: he missed out on the funny one, you.
Speaker 4: Know, comedian verse, just being funny.
Speaker 1: To give to give you the idea of dedication.
Speaker 5: We'd be over a New York and we go out.
Speaker 5: Queen go for dinner.
Speaker 12: She goes, I probably will have time between eight and
Speaker 12: eight forty. I'm doing a slot at seven, eight, nine
Speaker 12: forty and ten to fifty. And that was every single night,
Speaker 12: And that's the same routine in different clubs. And she
Speaker 12: would do she do six nights a week, four shows
Speaker 12: a night, not often not getting paid, just perfect yeah,
Speaker 12: the jokes and saying the exact same thing and then
Speaker 12: or trying something different and rewriting.
Speaker 4: Because that's the thing. I went to a comedy club
Speaker 4: in New York and there was some don't ask me who,
Speaker 4: but big comedians there where they're all trialing there day
Speaker 4: and you're not allowed to ride about it, you know,
Speaker 4: I record it. You're allowed to take photos because they're like,
Speaker 4: you tried. If it's a bit of a sink or
Speaker 4: swim moment and they sink, they're like never haven't.
Speaker 5: Well it requires work ethic and that's what put Hamish
Speaker 5: and I will back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we couldn't beat comedians.
Speaker 3: Hey, should we talk the one hundred? Yes, the Blues
Speaker 3: or dimmies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we've got an agenda for you. What do you
Speaker 1: can take your pick? What do you want to start with.
Speaker 5: Look, let's let's start with the others, and if we
Speaker 5: get to the.
Speaker 1: Blues, we don't out of time for the Blues. There's
Speaker 1: always I feel you we're both I keep thinking about lonely.
Speaker 1: At least we're not Melbourne, and I console myself by saying,
Speaker 1: at least we're not carl ome On.
Speaker 5: You guys are in much worse spot.
Speaker 1: If it's a race to the body. You actually had expectations.
Speaker 3: This year because we had high hopes for the feel
Speaker 3: like everyone's turning on VOSSI.
Speaker 1: Does he need to go?
Speaker 12: No, I've got for him so he could go anywhere.
Speaker 12: I saw a stat today and you know I'm a
Speaker 12: positive person. I mean most Blue supporters like ringing up
Speaker 12: those footy based radio stations and yelling at them for
Speaker 12: a while. But there was a ladder got released today
Speaker 12: based on time in front in a game that's heartbreaking,
Speaker 12: Calton coming.
Speaker 1: Forth top four.
Speaker 12: They lose, Yeah, unlike Melbourne who just decided to show
Speaker 12: from the very beginning right.
Speaker 4: Yes, you know what that is a glass half full
Speaker 4: attitude and they should have a Premiership Cup.
Speaker 5: For that at the next next topic.
Speaker 3: Okay, let's get on too, Dimmies, because we'll finish with
Speaker 3: one hundred. You dropped an absolute bombshell.
Speaker 5: I bought some inf you our dim sim range.
Speaker 4: People don't excited to see these in the super much.
Speaker 3: So if people don't know, give us a quick snapshot
Speaker 3: about how this came out.
Speaker 12: During COVID we were laughing about would it be funny
Speaker 12: to make a premium dim sim because you know, one
Speaker 12: of the things a mystery about a dim city is
Speaker 12: and people don't often know what's in it?
Speaker 3: You don't want to know?
Speaker 4: Did you before? What is in the dim sim?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well we flew out.
Speaker 12: One of my mates, a chef in New York, is like,
Speaker 12: let's make Let's get the best chef we could possibly
Speaker 12: have to try and make them.
Speaker 3: Cabbage in the dim sem.
Speaker 4: Yes, I did know there was cabbage.
Speaker 1: If I'm reading from the ingredients on the box, cabbage, pork,
Speaker 1: minced ginger. These are really boogie because.
Speaker 4: I always thoughts were galicry, like a Chinese thing like
Speaker 4: a dim sun dimson.
Speaker 3: Got invented in Melbourne. That's crazy, that's it.
Speaker 4: So what we just butchered the beautiful Chinese dim sum
Speaker 4: our own.
Speaker 3: No even butcher We made it better.
Speaker 12: I think was it was a fellow in the nineteen forties,
Speaker 12: a Chinese immigrant that wanted to make a snack that
Speaker 12: you could handhold, because dim sum it was a lot
Speaker 12: of w and so for the workers, they wou would
Speaker 12: try and they made it like a sentence of sausage rolls,
Speaker 12: a mini sausage roll side snack.
Speaker 1: What visionaries.
Speaker 4: Because our Irish producer said, I can't do the accent.
Speaker 4: I was going to try. I've never I've never had them.
Speaker 3: He said, it's a cross between a sausage roll.
Speaker 1: Can you please say it, Jesse, Yeah, you're doing the voice.
Speaker 1: It seems like it's a cross between a dumpling and
Speaker 1: a sausage roll.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's exactly Well, that's exactly.
Speaker 3: What it is.
Speaker 1: Now the methods on there? What are the methods, because well, you.
Speaker 4: Can deep fry for five to eight minutes, steam for
Speaker 4: fifteen to twenty that's microwave for forty seconds. That's a
Speaker 4: lazy person, and the air fry for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 1: And what about the barbecue.
Speaker 4: So we had a barbecue experting it in coming in.
Speaker 4: Clearly that was pre recorded.
Speaker 3: So he might say on the barbie.
Speaker 4: I have a prediction that he might say, sim sims
Speaker 4: are very good on.
Speaker 1: The barbue, Wow, good, chucked one on? Absolutely, we go
Speaker 1: pretty good.
Speaker 3: So you have to cut in half, cut in half,
Speaker 3: I reckon, that's what the barbecue.
Speaker 12: Cut them in half. That's the way my sister and
Speaker 12: her husband go there on the barbie type people.
Speaker 4: Your sister and husband, they barbecue experts.
Speaker 1: They just have a.
Speaker 12: I wouldn't say experts, but it's not a revelation. And
Speaker 12: it's this guy tomorrow. I think it's a revelation.
Speaker 3: We're going to wait and meet him just finally after
Speaker 3: it comes in.
Speaker 1: Job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Beck makes her own.
Speaker 1: So Beck loves that.
Speaker 3: Beck she looked like that, and she's.
Speaker 4: Peggy is one of my close.
Speaker 1: And I'm beautiful.
Speaker 3: This studio in eight months.
Speaker 4: You're telling me spens all day if you follow her
Speaker 4: on Instagram at wellness centers doing red light therapies and
Speaker 4: ivys and everything else.
Speaker 12: We've got a spicy spicy pork one and a chicken
Speaker 12: and sweet corn one. Beck loves the chicken and sweet
Speaker 12: corn one, right, sweet yeah? Which is which is a
Speaker 12: revolution in dim sims. And we got the first test
Speaker 12: back and the guys were flying back from New York.
Speaker 12: And I got forty of them, right, and I put
Speaker 12: them in the freezers. I had to wait for the
Speaker 12: guys so we could test them before I've gone there there.
Speaker 12: It was like thirty days later and I and they arrived,
Speaker 12: and like cool, I went to the freezer and I said,
Speaker 12: where are the dim sims?
Speaker 5: And she said, what do you mean? I said, well,
Speaker 5: I had a test. I had the testers, so the
Speaker 5: guys test them, and that were the only run we had.
Speaker 3: She went, I've eaten.
Speaker 5: She had forty in a month.
Speaker 4: Maybe that's the key to wellness past well.
Speaker 5: I just said to the guys, hey, Beck, he's our
Speaker 5: walking endorsement.
Speaker 4: You two could look like this if you eat for I.
Speaker 12: Can guarantee that I won't go as far as that.
Speaker 12: But Beck like them as an afternoon.
Speaker 3: All right, so you can get him in Carl's and
Speaker 3: look before we let you go. You're back on our
Speaker 3: Telly Tonight. Congratulations season eight, mate one hundred.
Speaker 12: You are killing it with youring on one hundred gold
Speaker 12: seems tonight, Sophie Monks on tonight, Hamish Blake's on tonight.
Speaker 5: He is difficult to work with, but I'm going to
Speaker 5: I'm going to give her.
Speaker 4: Are you talking about tonight?
Speaker 12: All the stats on families, I'll leave you with this one. Okay,
Speaker 12: what percent of Australians have a secret family?
Speaker 1: Oh, like a secret sister or a secret whatever, or.
Speaker 3: A secret family that you're not telling.
Speaker 1: Your other wife about?
Speaker 4: Not meaning twelve.
Speaker 5: One five one in twenty of us really have a
Speaker 5: secret family.
Speaker 1: But do we not know?
Speaker 4: Because I refuse to do those DNA tests in case
Speaker 4: my dad was wild in the seventies and I've got
Speaker 4: a long lost sibling.
Speaker 1: I don't want to know. I reckon that struck me
Speaker 1: as a wild guy.
Speaker 4: You know, Yes, I'm not doing a DNA.
Speaker 1: You've got your suspicions.
Speaker 4: I just reckon my dad a party boy.
Speaker 1: Back in the day before we go. What's this can
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: We're taking a whole bunch of our listeners to gather around,
Speaker 3: and all I have to do is call when they
Speaker 3: hear the footy horn. Hey, it sounds more like exactly.
Speaker 3: Bonzo's just hitting honky.
Speaker 4: It's a team.
Speaker 1: It's a yeah.
Speaker 3: The Hundred with Andy Lee Season eight tonight over the.
Speaker 1: Questions, Well, yeah, like we've got too long.
Speaker 4: Good luck fellas on five.
Speaker 3: Seven thirty, Channel nine and nine. Now you can say it,
Speaker 3: Andy Lay, it was a pleasure, buddy, Well, good morning, ever,
Speaker 3: but just go on a carn it away. Only a
Speaker 3: couple of days left to join us on our family
Speaker 3: trip to gather around. Very I am very much looking
Speaker 3: forward to this som a couple of days away. Let's
Speaker 3: not get socially excited on that.
Speaker 1: I would never. I would never.
Speaker 3: Friday is a big day. We wake up Friday, we
Speaker 3: do the show. Then we've got a big pub lunch
Speaker 3: with everyone, and they're not back to the footy.
Speaker 1: So perfect.
Speaker 3: Mum, don't go too wild on the Thursday me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, first night fever is.
Speaker 3: It's exactly right.
Speaker 4: We're not making promises like that.
Speaker 1: You know what that's on Adelaide at all? If Adelaide
Speaker 1: make the show too good?
Speaker 3: Can you imagine it? Friday mon, I'm not doing the pub.
Speaker 3: I need to rest for tonight's game. All right, let's
Speaker 3: go to the phones and put someone on the plane.
Speaker 4: Melanie from Karen, good morning, good morning. You've been a
Speaker 4: member for fifty years at Lesson, have you? Yes?
Speaker 3: Sorry?
Speaker 13: Well, you know I'm sorry too.
Speaker 4: You deserve a trip to Laid with us. You're coming
Speaker 4: together around, You're on the plane with us. We're going
Speaker 4: to look a great time. It's going to be so fune.
Speaker 1: The only thing.
Speaker 4: Worse than being a member of Essendon for fifty years
Speaker 4: is having to sit next to Jason the plane. So
Speaker 4: I will make sure that doesn't happen.
Speaker 1: Were more than fifty years.
Speaker 3: Who are you going to bring?
Speaker 13: Well, both of my sisters have been members for fifty
Speaker 13: years as well.
Speaker 4: Choose choose your favorite. Hey, it says here you've got
Speaker 4: a side business, which it's called happy Lamps. What's happy lamps? Yeah?
Speaker 13: So I sell lamps for people that have seasonal effective disorder.
Speaker 13: So when you get into winter and your mood drops down,
Speaker 13: and that's me feeling depressed. Your horrible, isn't it? I
Speaker 13: had it for a long time and yeah, discovered that
Speaker 13: light therapy works. So sell lamps that are really brush.
Speaker 1: It's an actual thing.
Speaker 4: It's not just like, oh I don't like the rain.
Speaker 13: So you're intellectual thing.
Speaker 3: What's what's the website? Give it a plug?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 13: So happy lamp dot com dot are you?
Speaker 3: Lauren is logging on as we speak.
Speaker 4: We need it in here because Melanie, we have a
Speaker 4: darker than legal tint in here and it feels like
Speaker 4: it's the middle of the night all morning. So maybe
Speaker 4: we all got some happy lamps, we'ld be happier.
Speaker 1: And we need a big lamp on Jason's side of
Speaker 1: the desk as well.
Speaker 4: He needs a full of bed like a happy solarium.
Speaker 3: All right, we will see.
Speaker 1: Up.
Speaker 3: We will see you in Adelaide. Mate, your chances to
Speaker 3: get on the plane tomorrow on the show coming up.
Speaker 1: Some people don't deserve nice things. Jason. In my case,
Speaker 1: I don't deserve my car.
Speaker 3: No, if you have run out of fuel again again,
Speaker 3: I swear to God, I.
Speaker 1: Do have a love hate relationship with something very dear
Speaker 1: in my life, that being my car. You will have
Speaker 1: heard once or twice on this show. Trials and tribulations
Speaker 1: include the fact that I tend to run a bit
Speaker 1: skinny when it comes to petrol.
Speaker 4: What's your car and it's a midlife cross of spots car.
Speaker 3: Well, yes, yeah, do you think you're hate You're a
Speaker 3: little bit.
Speaker 1: Toucha You're like George Russell. It's quite I'm quite you know,
Speaker 1: nim nimble.
Speaker 4: It's a little car it is, but it's quite low
Speaker 4: to the ground like.
Speaker 6: It.
Speaker 4: But he goes plates yesterday.
Speaker 3: Here, Well he has to do that so he can
Speaker 3: get in the car.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 4: We we have a great sponsor, he with shll Ready Express.
Speaker 4: And I was humiliated the other day when we went
Speaker 4: to lunch with them and they brought you a Jerry
Speaker 4: can because they know how often you run out of field.
Speaker 1: I reckon, I've run out of fuel maybe five or
Speaker 1: six times. If only there was this car.
Speaker 3: In this car, there was some sort of light or
Speaker 3: mechanism in the car to tell.
Speaker 1: You no one looks at, which brings me light on.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, I've got APPEs left.
Speaker 3: Mind mine does a ding thing.
Speaker 1: Don't drive me now, So you go and get fieled,
Speaker 1: which brings me to my latest setback. And you're right.
Speaker 1: There are lights for for everything, and my my dash
Speaker 1: has many lights on it. You know you've got petrol,
Speaker 1: you've got the oil, you've got the when the windscreen
Speaker 1: wipers run out.
Speaker 4: Of ever filled that up? I wouldn't even know where
Speaker 4: you put the hose to fill that up?
Speaker 1: Do you put use the hose under the hood, Under
Speaker 1: the hood.
Speaker 3: She's in a tesla, there's no there's no there's no engine.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but I've got my stream wipe of fluid.
Speaker 4: Where do I film that up? I don't know, because
Speaker 4: there's a fronk in my car. You pop the hood, it's.
Speaker 1: A fronk groceries in there.
Speaker 3: Hole in the glove You're.
Speaker 4: Not putting the hose in the glove box. Noel wouldn't
Speaker 4: do that.
Speaker 3: Els crazy mate.
Speaker 1: You know the fancy cars that have that. I don't
Speaker 1: even know what it's called. But you get to the
Speaker 1: lights and the car turns off and then and then
Speaker 1: when you when you go, it just goes, it starts,
Speaker 1: it conserves the energy. Yeah, well the battery I think
Speaker 1: so about eighteen months ago. That stopped working about eighteen months.
Speaker 1: It should have a telltale sign.
Speaker 4: What do you mean so it doesn't turn off the traffic,
Speaker 4: isn't it just a setting?
Speaker 1: Is flickery?
Speaker 3: There's a setting?
Speaker 1: Well no, it just didn't didn't work, and I was
Speaker 1: happy because it's a bit annoying anyway. But at the
Speaker 1: same time the little battery light started. It was about
Speaker 1: eighteen months ago. Anyway, every time you press the on
Speaker 1: off button to engage the car to start up, it goes.
Speaker 1: It says something along the lines of battery warning, battery depleted. Anyway,
Speaker 1: that's been going on for eighteen months. I'm like, you
Speaker 1: reach exactly, Eery, Lauren.
Speaker 3: The other day I was parked next to it and
Speaker 3: he turned his car on. He laughed and he said,
Speaker 3: look at the dash. It's lit up like a Christmas tree.
Speaker 3: It's saying I've got nowhere in my ties.
Speaker 1: What about when it's the left back tire is pressure?
Speaker 4: Is what the pressure is like that? It might as
Speaker 4: well be speaking in another language, I know, Lauren I
Speaker 4: don't know what pressure should my tires be.
Speaker 1: I don't know. That's a Google job. Anyway. Last last Friday,
Speaker 1: I got in my car and I turned her on
Speaker 1: and the actual dash didn't work. Where were you? I
Speaker 1: was here? Actually? Yeah, anyway, So I thought, that's unusual.
Speaker 1: That's unusual. I got home. How did you get so?
Speaker 3: You drove home with no data? You couldn't see speedos.
Speaker 1: No dash, that's unusual. Anyway, got to the last set
Speaker 1: of traffic lights. Did you indicators work? Yeah? Indicators work?
Speaker 3: You Did you see them or you just heard that?
Speaker 1: I didn't see them, but I knew they were working
Speaker 1: because it was flicking. It turned out I had to
Speaker 1: holler for a Marshal. What is hollow for am Marshall?
Speaker 3: Batteries?
Speaker 1: The battery? It was dead?
Speaker 3: The ad for a Marshal?
Speaker 1: What in the ad when the guys stuck on the
Speaker 1: train tracks and the train's coming for.
Speaker 3: A Marshall and he goes Marshal Marshals the battery guy.
Speaker 1: He's the battery guy.
Speaker 3: You never heard of horror for a Marshall?
Speaker 1: Never in all of my days.
Speaker 3: What about the grad guy?
Speaker 1: I know, the grat guy, and I know if only
Speaker 1: there had been some sort of warning light.
Speaker 4: That where did you get to when you had to
Speaker 4: holler for a Marshal?
Speaker 1: Thanks for the question. One street away from my home.
Speaker 1: That's where the battery stopped, stopped dead, not to be revived.
Speaker 1: What's in the middle of the roads busy Burnley Street? Rich,
Speaker 1: So that's what they call a connecting road between Swan
Speaker 1: and Bridge Road. And what did you do the.
Speaker 3: Everyone knows you just screamed Marshall.
Speaker 4: Musha, I shall get a tesla.
Speaker 3: Fully relying on the back.
Speaker 1: When you can just.
Speaker 4: Plug it into a wall, you can do it here.
Speaker 4: We'll run an extension lead up to the studio. We'll
Speaker 4: make over play the power bill.
Speaker 3: He ended up driving home, but the extension leads still connected.
Speaker 4: How did you have to wait?
Speaker 1: Uh? What it was? Now here we go are.
Speaker 3: Your chance to win five thousand dollars every day at
Speaker 3: eight o'clock, let's go to Wallan. Good morning, Claire, Oh
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Speaker 1: lot of like cutting and laminating and.
Speaker 3: Also updating the app, like like I said, it was
Speaker 3: a seesaw I think is the name of it. And
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Speaker 3: to do this clear where you upload photos of what
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Speaker 10: Yeah, oh yeah, we try.
Speaker 8: We have like a blog and stuff at our foots,
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Speaker 10: Oh no, we do it every fortnight, like we update
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Speaker 4: Oh good on your Claire. Teachers do an amazing job.
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Speaker 1: What decade did daylight savings in Australia first start?
Speaker 13: Three eighty one?
Speaker 3: I said the eighties as well, but it was actually
Speaker 3: a long time before that. It was the nineteen twenties.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, if you do a Google job.
Speaker 4: What says officially started in nineteen sixteen is that the twenties.
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the twenties. That's the tens.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that it's good cool during World War One to
Speaker 3: reduce energy usage.
Speaker 4: Shot the twenties. It's the nineteen ten.
Speaker 3: That's all right, It's all right.
Speaker 4: I don't think the prepperes need to learn that, Claire,
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Speaker 4: There you go, Good on you, Claire, you have a
Speaker 4: great day.
Speaker 3: Just go on seven past eight. Nick the Wizard Watson
Speaker 3: from Hawthorne going to be joining us in minutes here
Speaker 3: on number one hundred. He is on fire, him and
Speaker 3: the boys over at Hawthorne. Nick the Wizard Watson is
Speaker 3: in the house. Morning Boss, Morning morning four or from four.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 4: How have we pulled up?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir, that was probably the most physical game I've
Speaker 2: played in yeah, since I've played AFL. So they were
Speaker 2: a good side and they really signed. They were up
Speaker 2: by five or six goals. Yeah, yeah, was cooked. That
Speaker 2: was different. That was like it was a six gold
Speaker 2: breeze for sure.
Speaker 3: That just that must just be the most massive adrenaline
Speaker 3: shop for everyone at the start of the season, you know,
Speaker 3: four and zero. Well just yeah, like you know, beating
Speaker 3: g w S as well, so you know we're really
Speaker 3: on here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 2: It was more of a tactical game that one. It
Speaker 2: was because you basically, well, first half there was no
Speaker 2: goal scored at one end it was all the windy
Speaker 2: really yeah at all?
Speaker 3: None such of the people brought those seats.
Speaker 2: I think it was the Hawthorne as well, So yeah
Speaker 2: it was different.
Speaker 4: But and then what happened? You fly straight home after
Speaker 4: those games in or did you stay We stayed in
Speaker 4: And did you get out because you've got a week
Speaker 4: off this week?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now I didn't personally go out and about. I don't know.
Speaker 4: People get out and go to the clubs in Tasmania.
Speaker 4: What's the scene clubs?
Speaker 2: I'm not too sure to.
Speaker 1: Open.
Speaker 4: They make you take the spirit of.
Speaker 2: I wish we went spirit plane planes last and quick.
Speaker 2: You basically go up and go down.
Speaker 1: It's pretty quick, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Hey, look a lot of footy we want to talk
Speaker 3: with this morning, Nick. But before we get to that,
Speaker 3: you know you're becoming a regular on the show. You've
Speaker 3: done a few quizzes. We love having you. You look
Speaker 3: quite comfortable, so we thought the next step is pretty
Speaker 3: much the co host you are, would be to get
Speaker 3: you to do your first celebrity interview.
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 3: So we've got someone who's about to call into the show,
Speaker 3: and we thought we'd see how you go interviewing.
Speaker 2: Them, interview and just asking questions.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you want to know who it is it would
Speaker 4: you like to know? You like it to be a surprise.
Speaker 4: I'd like to know it's it should be a simple
Speaker 4: interview for you. It's the Prime Minister.
Speaker 2: Questions for you.
Speaker 4: Next, we've got three minutes in one second during this
Speaker 4: Sabrina carp Into song to discuss it and you'll be
Speaker 4: might give you a.
Speaker 3: Nick the Wizard Watson goes one on one with Anthony
Speaker 3: ALBERICSI Hawkins expect this next time over. You are on
Speaker 3: the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well, and
Speaker 3: so is our new team member, Nick the Wizard Watson
Speaker 3: from Hawthorne is on the air this this morning. We've
Speaker 3: just surprised Nick before the song. We thought, you know,
Speaker 3: what made you really becoming one of the team nailing
Speaker 3: this radio.
Speaker 4: Giar you are And sometimes these things just happen, like
Speaker 4: a special guest might call and say we'd like to
Speaker 4: join the show, and that's what's happened, and so it's
Speaker 4: your turn.
Speaker 1: To really opportunity. It really is. So I mean that
Speaker 1: the press gallery in Canberra. There's some heavy hitters in gallery.
Speaker 1: You know the likes of Charles Croucher, Andrew Croben. You
Speaker 1: know Michelle Gratton was for many many years.
Speaker 3: Have you met the Prime Minister Anthony Alberni before.
Speaker 2: I have not met him properly, but I've said to
Speaker 2: him he's been in the Hawk's rooms before, so he.
Speaker 1: Reckons he's a Hawk supporter.
Speaker 2: I cannot wait to hear because he's walking around with
Speaker 2: Hawks scuffs, so he should.
Speaker 4: Be right shaking hands and kissing baby.
Speaker 3: Your first question. He joined us now, the PM Anthony
Speaker 3: A morning morning.
Speaker 6: Good they good to be with you, good to be
Speaker 6: there with the Wiz. Hey, hey gone, I'm going very
Speaker 6: very well. Not as well as your gun. No, very good.
Speaker 6: And you got the week off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just kicking the legs up this week. And yeah,
Speaker 2: got some few questions for you Alberts quickly.
Speaker 1: Is the Wizz your fave?
Speaker 6: I love the Wiz. I think it was fantastic during
Speaker 6: the final last year with all the fans with the
Speaker 6: Wizards ads on, it was awesome.
Speaker 3: Have you got one? We're gonna have to.
Speaker 1: Get your You need to get him a hat.
Speaker 6: No, no, I haven't got a hat. I've got the
Speaker 6: scarf I wear because if you're from Sydney pool, Oh yeah,
Speaker 6: you know, jump from the ban scarf. He's a VFL scarf.
Speaker 6: By now, I'm old school.
Speaker 1: I'm just so that well we can.
Speaker 4: We'll send you down to the Cheese God one day
Speaker 4: with the Hawks, matheful. I'm sure that's wheet you'd be
Speaker 4: most comfortable.
Speaker 6: We're a happy, happy team at the moment we are now.
Speaker 4: Nick has some hard hitting questions for you.
Speaker 1: Elbow you ready, yep?
Speaker 2: Donald Trump could soon announce tariffs on Ossie beef and drugs.
Speaker 2: Shall we return, sir, with our own tariff?
Speaker 6: No, if we could. It is an active economic self
Speaker 6: harmed for tariffs on you know, it increases the costs
Speaker 6: where the tariffs are put on, so our products can
Speaker 6: still go to the US. If they put a tariff on,
Speaker 6: then the costs of the buyers, the person purchased the goods.
Speaker 3: Question A great question, question, very good ques can I
Speaker 3: ask was do you know what tariffs are?
Speaker 2: I could not tell you one thing that he said.
Speaker 6: You don't have to as long as you can mark
Speaker 6: tackle and running.
Speaker 4: You do, yes, all right?
Speaker 1: Any other questions, Nick, do you think you're in the election.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I do and the Hawks will win the flag.
Speaker 3: Big cool. How are are you going on the campaign?
Speaker 6: Number fourteen on the way?
Speaker 1: That's it?
Speaker 3: Hey, going on the campaign trail.
Speaker 6: I'm going really well in Melbourne today and I've been
Speaker 6: around just about every state and territory already, and today
Speaker 6: I'm out there advocating for a payrid for low paid workers.
Speaker 6: That's really important. Making a submission in for three million
Speaker 6: low paid workers, early childhood educators and cleaners and retail workers,
Speaker 6: those people on the minimum and award wages, and we
Speaker 6: will make a submission to the Fair Work Commission that
Speaker 6: they should provide an economically sustainable wage increase because we
Speaker 6: know people on low wages are doing it tough. Absolutely
Speaker 6: they need to they need to do better, and will
Speaker 6: support that as we have in the three WAGS cases.
Speaker 6: Since we've come to office.
Speaker 3: I'm watching you out there on the road and trying
Speaker 3: to bring these issues up, and I'm thinking what we
Speaker 3: going to bed at the moment and getting up, Like
Speaker 3: when it's campaign mode, you'd be getting very little sleep.
Speaker 6: I'm getting to bed as early as I can. I've
Speaker 6: got to say what time we talked about I try
Speaker 6: to get to bed by nine point thirty ten possible
Speaker 6: and get up pretty early.
Speaker 4: Have you still stopped drinking albost four or five?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Yeah, so I'm pretty boring at the moment.
Speaker 1: You did you have it?
Speaker 4: Because last time we saw you it was your birthday
Speaker 4: on the weekend. Did you have a glass from the
Speaker 4: top shelf at least for your birthday?
Speaker 6: I did have a sneaky glass of wine my birthday.
Speaker 6: That doesn't count.
Speaker 3: You didn't go hard call like New Year's Eve again, No,
Speaker 3: not at all at all.
Speaker 4: He didn't have a drink after the Hawks won the
Speaker 4: fourth in a row.
Speaker 6: No, I didn't, but I did. I have watched and
Speaker 6: they've been going, they've been going so well. And I
Speaker 6: was at the last year. Was that the gaming camera
Speaker 6: up with I'm sorry to raise this, whiz, but I
Speaker 6: was at the game with g w S in Canberra
Speaker 6: when we're a mile ahead it three quarter time to
Speaker 6: motivate you.
Speaker 2: So it never happened again again on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Because I was outside the room when Sam Mitchell was
Speaker 6: having a polite but firm discussion as well.
Speaker 1: Way, Yeah, he is there something in the in the
Speaker 1: policy sphere that you want from your Prime Minister, is
Speaker 1: there anything that will win your vote? What's what issues
Speaker 1: are important to you?
Speaker 2: Well, I want to ask one more question when you
Speaker 2: come to the next Hawks game.
Speaker 6: Oh, well, the Port game. I'm a show of making
Speaker 6: it to the gather round. I was a bit better.
Speaker 6: Melanowskis yesterday in Adelaide and it's a game versus Port,
Speaker 6: which is East team of course, and he was like,
Speaker 6: you got to You've got to drop in to gather round.
Speaker 6: So I'll see whether that can happen. But the data
Speaker 6: stap proposition.
Speaker 4: At this stage, we're going together and we're going to
Speaker 4: see if there's a seat on the plane with us,
Speaker 4: you could come and sit next to Jason.
Speaker 3: Are we there yet?
Speaker 1: We wish, don't want anyone. We am just very quickly
Speaker 1: Victoria and Melbourne is going to be a bit of
Speaker 1: a battleground this election. How are you being received with
Speaker 1: the premiere as well out about on the hustings?
Speaker 6: Oh really positive. Look, we including for uh He'll get
Speaker 6: a tax cut under us, and every Victorian will. So
Speaker 6: we want people to earn more, we want ways to
Speaker 6: go up, and we want taxes to go down the
Speaker 6: other side, I promise. I think rather extraordinarily to actually
Speaker 6: introduce legislation to increase everyone all thoughting me in taxpayers taxation?
Speaker 1: Right, wow, can you summarize that for us? Wiz you
Speaker 1: ask you that.
Speaker 6: It's really wager up Texas down under us under the
Speaker 6: other side wages down, taxes up.
Speaker 3: Do you know who leads the other side? Do you
Speaker 3: know the opposition leader with? Can you take your guess
Speaker 3: any ideas these we questions?
Speaker 2: Smart enough?
Speaker 1: You are so smart to.
Speaker 6: Yeah, you only need to know me now mate.
Speaker 4: That's it, Thanks, Albo. I have a great time in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Where are you today? What part of Melbourne?
Speaker 6: I am headed out to the east. I'm headed out
Speaker 6: to Bowood today, so in the Burwood region in the east,
Speaker 6: and then I'm headed off down south.
Speaker 4: So somewhere else.
Speaker 1: It's a bit of a secret where he goes. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because he takes a leader with him. Was it a secret?
Speaker 6: Is a very busy day.
Speaker 3: Right, I was going to say, I hope the Google
Speaker 3: Maps goes faster than than that.
Speaker 4: I thought you didn't know where you were going. I
Speaker 4: didn't know it was a secret.
Speaker 3: Bloody tomorrow by the time we get there. Hey, Albow,
Speaker 3: it's always fun mate. Cheers for calling through this morning.
Speaker 1: Thanks guy on your albow. You know that was well,
Speaker 1: it was very good, very The Tariff's question was strong.
Speaker 4: It was much better than the first time I had
Speaker 4: to interview him.
Speaker 1: How about we talked potty next?
Speaker 3: Yeah, good idea, we'll do that next. Nick the Wizard
Speaker 3: Watson on the Morning on over interviewing the Prime Minister.
Speaker 3: Nick the Wizard Watson is here from Hawthorne. How'd you
Speaker 3: find elbow?
Speaker 2: He's good coming.
Speaker 1: It's nice, isn't he?
Speaker 4: Anyway, no more political questions, So you're actually going to
Speaker 4: talk about football now. So you've got a week off,
Speaker 4: weekend off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so what do you do. I'm just catching up
Speaker 2: on a few things at home. There's a few boys
Speaker 2: that went away to like Gold Coast and whatnot. But
Speaker 2: I'm just relaxing at home.
Speaker 1: Admin.
Speaker 3: So training still this week.
Speaker 2: We go back Friday. Yeah, we do like a little
Speaker 2: run around like today or something, just to kick the
Speaker 2: legs over. But yeah, all day to Friday off, which
Speaker 2: is good.
Speaker 1: You much kicked a few nice snags at the weekend.
Speaker 1: I'm loving the goal celebration. Now to talk us through
Speaker 1: your sort of method, is it the same celebration all
Speaker 1: the time watching.
Speaker 2: To be honest, I'm Ginny's probably the best at like
Speaker 2: Jack Gavan. Yeah, Jack Innovan's probably the best at doing
Speaker 2: the different celebrations and he looks like soccer and stuff
Speaker 2: like that and all those celebrations. But I'm soon Will
Speaker 2: Day said earlier in the week, like I sat just
Speaker 2: black out. When I keep going, I forget, like I
Speaker 2: have one in mind, but I forget to do it.
Speaker 2: It's a black out and just celebrate to the crowd
Speaker 2: goes to arms out.
Speaker 4: Who did the back flip? Someone did a backflip when
Speaker 4: they kicked the other day?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Seth Campbell from that was like, that was quite
Speaker 2: the celebration.
Speaker 1: You don't want to because Richard that up though he
Speaker 1: kicked it. Yeah, he kicked the winner. He sealed it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that was when they when they won.
Speaker 4: Yes, that is quite the celebration. It would be very
Speaker 4: embarrassing if you didn't know.
Speaker 1: So many people are celebrating with the great Man as well,
Speaker 1: including a local musician or an artist. Have you heard
Speaker 1: this track?
Speaker 4: Is it a song about you?
Speaker 6: An impress.
Speaker 1: Big excta?
Speaker 3: You wanted about all these goals? He's anywhere and where
Speaker 3: did you do that?
Speaker 1: Sabrina Carpenter recorded trawling TikTok.
Speaker 3: You're you are too well for the tour.
Speaker 1: An afl W player who came up with that tune
Speaker 1: and played it, and.
Speaker 2: I saw it on TikTok as well.
Speaker 3: I don't really Yeah, you're twenty, you're allowed on TikTok.
Speaker 3: It's not.
Speaker 1: That's great. There's plenty of people celebrating with you, which
Speaker 1: must be nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah it is, it's good. It's all part of it.
Speaker 2: And I feel like the Hawks fans are getting up
Speaker 2: and about now before so they enjoying it.
Speaker 4: Now. Did someone shame you on the internet the other
Speaker 4: day when you were having a n app? Was there
Speaker 4: a video of you going around sleeping guinea.
Speaker 2: You put on his story trying to sleep on the
Speaker 2: plane and he just stitching you big naw.
Speaker 4: I'm a big napper sleep.
Speaker 2: I nap all the time on the plane. But I'm
Speaker 2: a real bad twitter on the plane for some reason.
Speaker 2: I don't know what reason. I need to just always
Speaker 2: on a plane. I'm twitching and I don't know.
Speaker 3: Do you get bored?
Speaker 1: I get bored bored?
Speaker 2: So I can't really like I hate going out of Australia.
Speaker 1: It's too far.
Speaker 2: Berth. I struggle.
Speaker 4: I was on a flight coming back from the Gold
Speaker 4: Coast the other day with the entire Gold Coast Sun's team. Firstly,
Speaker 4: I walked into the lounge and I was in a
Speaker 4: bad mood, and I was, there's no it is sit
Speaker 4: because the whole team is here. And I was like,
Speaker 4: fair enough, they deserve to sit down there. Tired football is.
Speaker 3: Surely it's like the rule on the bus, you get
Speaker 3: up for someone.
Speaker 4: So I thought the coach would have been up the
Speaker 4: front in business class, coach down the back with everyone
Speaker 4: down in economy and then some of the tall players
Speaker 4: they literally hardly fit in their seats.
Speaker 2: It's cooked and I normally get the exit ra as well.
Speaker 1: If you got.
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's just random seats.
Speaker 4: I think I think my crocks that he laid down
Speaker 4: in the Yeah, is there some kind of like hierarchy
Speaker 4: in terms of height of who gets the exit on
Speaker 4: the front row seats.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure how they do it, because yeah, we
Speaker 2: just sort of get our tickets sent out day before
Speaker 2: and I normally end up in the exit ro somehow.
Speaker 4: So surely the AFL can get it together and get
Speaker 4: you guys one of those big planes.
Speaker 1: There's room for a the American.
Speaker 3: You get a goal, you come back in business.
Speaker 1: That's not bad. Or the captain least sicily should be upfront. Yeah,
Speaker 1: does he get business class?
Speaker 4: Nah?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. No. I think we start from
Speaker 2: row three onwards.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, I reckon.
Speaker 4: Even the Gold Coast suns coach was down the back.
Speaker 3: You kick three goals, you get business class.
Speaker 2: That should be right, Yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 3: That's a good rule.
Speaker 4: If you get three goals, you get business.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Imagine that. Imagine the ruckman sitting down the back and
Speaker 4: make up and run in one a all the room
Speaker 4: in the world.
Speaker 3: Nick the Wizard Watson from Hawthorne on the air with
Speaker 3: us this morning. Mate, enjoyed the week off, Congratulations on
Speaker 3: the gw S game. Thank you, and we will see
Speaker 3: you in Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Gather around if you guys, you guys, you'll take the
Speaker 2: show there.
Speaker 1: Yes we are.
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what day are you playing Sunday night.
Speaker 4: I might be home from Adelaide by then.
Speaker 3: Way to support the boys. And that is it, guys,
Speaker 3: we are getting out of here.
Speaker 6: Thank you for being.
Speaker 3: What a show?
Speaker 4: What a show?
Speaker 3: Yeah and a four one you can catch the podcast.
Speaker 4: You can download that Andy Lee board in some of
Speaker 4: his Timmy, Jimmy and Tinnis. Yeah, we should chuck them
Speaker 4: on Timmy Timmy called Dimmy's for tinnysms and Timmy's.
Speaker 3: Yeah Jimmy's tennis as in he can to be Jimmy.
Speaker 1: And that's who is your favorite? Today? We had the premiere,
Speaker 1: we had the PM, we had Nick Watson, and we
Speaker 1: had Andy Lee a little soft spot for the Whiz.
Speaker 4: Yeah, my favorite was the woman who called through to
Speaker 4: tell us that when she makes love to a partner,
Speaker 4: he raps to her.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Then we had a solution. We had
Speaker 1: a solution for her as well.
Speaker 3: You should hate next time you and Paul have the
Speaker 3: throwdown and you should just break out some Eminem's how
Speaker 3: it goes down, Louis yourself, do not missus, Ja, Like,
Speaker 3: what is going on here?
Speaker 4: I told you I'm more of a pink pony club
Speaker 4: galp right, gotcha, pity chapel right?
Speaker 1: Whatever gets together?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, Well the sunshining Melbourne, get out and enjoy it.
Speaker 4: I went home yesterday and I sat in the sun
Speaker 4: for like fifteen minutes. It's a bit of vitamin D
Speaker 4: and very much better that beautiful autumn sun.
Speaker 3: Get out and enjoy it. Meltressenter is in next week.
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