Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning.
Speaker 2: The right way can be great. Gonna be a good day,
Speaker 2: is Jason Lauren? No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Wednesday morning.
Speaker 4: How are we all?
Speaker 5: Good morning? Come on, Julia Sange, he's on his way home.
Speaker 3: He is on his way home.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what, how didn't really get it?
Speaker 3: That incoming passenger card for him is going to be
Speaker 3: a bitch to fill out.
Speaker 5: A bit of a declaration. Oh yeah, what have you
Speaker 5: been doing the last few years? Jules?
Speaker 3: What city did you board?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I don't know. He's been in embassies.
Speaker 3: Right down the address of the.
Speaker 4: Hotel's coming to Australia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's out.
Speaker 5: He struck a plea deal.
Speaker 3: He's on real estate doc Com at the moment you.
Speaker 4: Need a rental because the rental crisis.
Speaker 3: Also, who's going to be his reference? No, he won't leave.
Speaker 3: He doesn't leave. He never leaves his locations. You're gonna
Speaker 3: be written to a squad up. I'm telling you now.
Speaker 5: It's extraordinary story, though, isn't it? Fourteen years? Yeah?
Speaker 3: How long was he in that embassy?
Speaker 5: Oh? I felt like forever? The embassy in Ecuador and MBC.
Speaker 5: Yeah that's small little balcony.
Speaker 3: Wow, we've lost you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's above my pay grade.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 3: He's a state of origin players.
Speaker 5: W Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, I don't think they're talking like this. I think
Speaker 3: they're doing the incoming passenger gear.
Speaker 4: And all the same topic, different content.
Speaker 3: The state of origin tonight. I know that.
Speaker 4: I'm going what so have I I'm marrying a Queenslander
Speaker 4: and he's making me go. I am going to support
Speaker 4: the Maroons.
Speaker 5: Man, Jesus the Marons.
Speaker 4: I am going to tonight and oh boy, I am
Speaker 4: jumping out of my skin with excitement.
Speaker 2: Buying that.
Speaker 5: Are you being wined and dined? I wish you meet
Speaker 5: up for a Bundy and coke?
Speaker 4: Is that what you What do you want? Do you
Speaker 4: have to drink?
Speaker 3: Just warning coming from a Brisbane boy here with n
Speaker 3: r L games and I'm not sure if it will
Speaker 3: be the same tonight at the g But because it's.
Speaker 2: No the blcohol free, the.
Speaker 3: Bars shut at halftime?
Speaker 5: Is that too?
Speaker 3: No? No, that's it. You can't get a beer in
Speaker 3: the second half? Why to avoid the punch ons?
Speaker 4: Are you joking?
Speaker 2: No, you're kidding.
Speaker 6: At every NRL game, well.
Speaker 3: All the ones in Queensland.
Speaker 4: Oh that's queens Queensland bogans, aren't they.
Speaker 3: That's why everyone gets a couple of trays.
Speaker 4: Stand on them because you put them down at your
Speaker 4: feet and people kick them over. Yeah, I'm so excited.
Speaker 4: What should I wear it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: You don't have to buy a scar in.
Speaker 3: The wigs they were, Yeah, the weeks and can we
Speaker 3: paint you?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: I think we should.
Speaker 4: I'll be scrubbing that. I'm not scrubbing maroon face paint
Speaker 4: out of my eyebrows like.
Speaker 3: A bloody snake at the moment.
Speaker 6: Anyway, we're not doing that. There'll be no face.
Speaker 5: Yeah they do. They wear wigs, curly blue wig or
Speaker 5: a curly Maron wig like a clown. Sit here in
Speaker 5: the outer strange people like that.
Speaker 2: I just did them drink, So let them drink.
Speaker 6: Looking forward to the State.
Speaker 3: Of Shive, you just never knows.
Speaker 6: Really do they really fight the Queenslanders and the New
Speaker 6: Welshman and women?
Speaker 3: Oh? Mate, it's like going to water tonight. State of
Speaker 3: origin is huge and you're going.
Speaker 5: To gain two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm going gain can win it.
Speaker 3: You win that? This is it?
Speaker 4: We win tonight, we win the shield. Yes, the state
Speaker 4: of origin shields.
Speaker 3: What what's the famous phrase Queenslander?
Speaker 5: What do you?
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 5: Sorry? Was that a pop?
Speaker 3: Quick?
Speaker 4: Is that a phrase? Is that what Queensland is considered
Speaker 4: a phrase?
Speaker 3: I was halfway through the Queensland, the Queensland, the deal
Speaker 3: and ideal that would get kicked out for screaming at
Speaker 3: the ends. It's in case three.
Speaker 5: What is that yesterday?
Speaker 4: I'm not sure what the question.
Speaker 5: Was finished the question.
Speaker 3: Billy Moore, famous Morons player, was walking out of the
Speaker 3: tunnel back onto the field. What did he scream to
Speaker 3: fire up the team?
Speaker 4: Queens Eddie, I'm going to lock in Queenslander?
Speaker 3: Correct?
Speaker 5: What about yes fed Square. They had a media conference
Speaker 5: there for New South Wales and Queensland. It was a
Speaker 5: commind captain coach and the Melbourne people booed the New
Speaker 5: South well, yes.
Speaker 3: What I love about this?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Take that Sydney.
Speaker 3: What I love about living here in Melbourne combined with Queensland,
Speaker 3: just to say, get next Sydney.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, Well I have no choice in the matter
Speaker 4: because Paul is a big Queenslander and he's got all
Speaker 4: these Queensland up mates coming down. Yeah, yeah, we're gonna
Speaker 4: talk about that a little later. Oh, do you have
Speaker 4: to be quite them?
Speaker 2: They have cheerleaders, they do.
Speaker 5: I don't think they do anymore?
Speaker 3: Really, no, no, they used to. Can we check nl
Speaker 3: Chi lip gen Z was the one that was like, I've.
Speaker 4: Been watching America's Sweethearts, which is all about the cheerleaders
Speaker 4: in America.
Speaker 5: It's very good.
Speaker 4: I can't stop watching.
Speaker 5: It's so bad they.
Speaker 3: Have They've got a giant cane toad outfit.
Speaker 5: Do they?
Speaker 3: They don't they?
Speaker 4: Who wears that?
Speaker 3: What team do you think would wear the cane toad outfit?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 6: Maybe the new South Welshman to like torment that Queensland.
Speaker 5: The Blues are the cockroaches.
Speaker 4: Oh is that really they called the cock that's the
Speaker 4: mascot and the Queenslanders are the cane toe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you got it, you're kidding.
Speaker 3: You're gonna love tonight. I can't wait for the ran
Speaker 3: this time tomorrow Queenslander Leiston still smells like beer. Well,
Speaker 3: good morning now Burne, there you are on the air
Speaker 3: here at over one hundred with Jason Lauren Clinty from
Speaker 3: the newsroom as well. We're doing it thanks to our mates.
Speaker 3: What if he We're talking about state of origin? Just
Speaker 3: before the song. We have tickets to the State of
Speaker 3: Origin coming up.
Speaker 6: In sold out, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Fifteen?
Speaker 5: Believe it is?
Speaker 3: Well are you looking at me?
Speaker 6: Because I thought you would know you're the Queenslander.
Speaker 5: Is it sold out?
Speaker 3: You have to wait.
Speaker 4: I'm going to roll it. Either nearly sold out, already
Speaker 4: sold out, and we have your last tickets.
Speaker 3: It's a surprise you get there tonight. I'll shame warn stands.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised.
Speaker 4: Do you ever seek God? My life is vanilla like,
Speaker 4: I'm just existing and some people are really living.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, quite quite.
Speaker 4: I mean I had a prime example of it last night.
Speaker 4: I film postcards last night and I filmed into like
Speaker 4: eight o'clock at a couple of little wine bars. People
Speaker 4: are out on a Tuesday night, Lauren.
Speaker 3: I picked up the kids from like a party the
Speaker 3: other week. It was a Sunday night at six pm,
Speaker 3: and I'm walking through Westfield and every man needs dog,
Speaker 3: Like all the restaurants were.
Speaker 5: Heaving, heaving.
Speaker 3: I'm likes go home. It's Sunday at six pm. This
Speaker 3: is giving me anxiety.
Speaker 4: The time it was me last night, it was eight
Speaker 4: o'clock in Mulvinie Snuz at a little wine, but triven
Speaker 4: east heaving my way, heving at this little place called Parks.
Speaker 4: I'd local it on Tuesday, does a tribute. Anyway, That's
Speaker 4: not what I'm supposed to be talking about, but I thought, God,
Speaker 4: these people are really living. I was like itchy that
Speaker 4: the sun had gone down and I was still out Anyway,
Speaker 4: Prior to that, I was driving down the street yesterday
Speaker 4: at around midday, and I saw something much more civilized.
Speaker 4: You know, where you think people are doing familiar things
Speaker 4: down to Macro, just people getting coffee, getting lunch. There
Speaker 4: was a woman walking down to a Macro and popping
Speaker 4: in for a coffee, and she was walking a goat.
Speaker 4: She was walking a goat.
Speaker 5: I'm sure it wasn't it a big dog.
Speaker 4: I actually thought I'm imagining this. Well, you see, it
Speaker 4: didn't happen. So I tried. I tried. She sat down
Speaker 4: on like a park bench.
Speaker 3: It's all be blurry blurry, It'll be like the goat
Speaker 3: committed a crime. And there she.
Speaker 4: Sat down at the park bench, and so I could
Speaker 4: only see her back, So you can't really see the goat,
Speaker 4: but if you look carefully, you can see the goat's
Speaker 4: legs sticking out under the park bench. Can you see
Speaker 4: underneath the little goat's legs.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look, I'm a hoof guy.
Speaker 4: Like, it's not a dog.
Speaker 3: It's not a dog. Look at it. Look at the
Speaker 3: ankles on.
Speaker 5: A goast. Oh yeah, that's it's a goat.
Speaker 4: It's not a goat.
Speaker 3: You know what's a goat. We'll put the photo on
Speaker 3: our Jason Lauren insta and you make the call for yourself.
Speaker 3: But have a look at the ankles.
Speaker 4: That's a Lauren walking down Tuac Road, popping in to
Speaker 4: get a coffee with a goat on a lead.
Speaker 5: There must have been something in the water yesterday or
Speaker 5: is it a full moon.
Speaker 4: It's been a full moon this week, so I was
Speaker 4: putt your crystals out.
Speaker 5: A little further down. I was a corner Church and
Speaker 5: Bridge Road, wondering if anyone in the hood in the
Speaker 5: Richmond three one two one might have seen this about
Speaker 5: four o'clock.
Speaker 4: Yesterday thirteen twenty fourteen, if you saw the ghost.
Speaker 5: By the way, there was a fella who jumped aboard
Speaker 5: a tram with his mikey nude.
Speaker 4: No, he was full nude.
Speaker 5: He got on the tram nude. He appeared to have
Speaker 5: something in his hand and I think it.
Speaker 6: Was a micy Well he didn't have anything.
Speaker 5: Where did he put the key?
Speaker 4: The pockets yet to carry?
Speaker 5: But he was full nude. What time of day for
Speaker 5: tennish in the afternoon.
Speaker 3: Well, in my head.
Speaker 4: There's a naked man walking up my street on Sunday.
Speaker 4: Same guy, hot topic on the group chat on the street.
Speaker 4: I wonder if it's the same person. Is there a
Speaker 4: newdist colony in Melbourne that we don't know about?
Speaker 3: An acreage in South Yarra where they keep goats.
Speaker 5: Imagine bloke got on the tram naked with a goat.
Speaker 4: You said anything weird.
Speaker 3: I'm seeing this more and more common down my way
Speaker 3: and it really freaks People walking their dogs in prams.
Speaker 4: They're normally old dogs, so they're just trying to live
Speaker 4: a little.
Speaker 5: I'm not okay with they do baby beyorns as well.
Speaker 4: No, I imagine my sausage talking that. No, I don't
Speaker 4: know about a dog baby beyond. I don't think a
Speaker 4: dog would lie.
Speaker 5: You know, guys, what a time to be a large
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you can just do what you want it.
Speaker 3: Still going out after eight pm.
Speaker 6: People doing their own thing. They're just out there living.
Speaker 4: We're living these boring lives, and there are people out
Speaker 4: there naked on trams with goats and walking goats down
Speaker 4: to Recro.
Speaker 5: In the wild.
Speaker 3: Here is god. I love this city.
Speaker 2: It is just going thirteen plus six.
Speaker 3: Stat of Origin Game number two is happening tonight at
Speaker 3: the G thirteen twenty fourteen. If you want to score tickets,
Speaker 3: we're offloading them right now on the phones. Lars, you've
Speaker 3: got your first big origin tonight.
Speaker 4: I am going to State of Origin, my very first time.
Speaker 4: I am engaged to a Queenslander, so obviously I am
Speaker 4: team Moronron.
Speaker 5: I see you excited.
Speaker 6: Poorly he is because he's got like ten of his
Speaker 6: mates going.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah they're boys, Yeah, the boys.
Speaker 4: Here's myself and my best friends Lucy.
Speaker 3: Oh great, she'll be awesome support for you.
Speaker 6: Well, I needed some moral support, so that's not just
Speaker 6: me and the boys.
Speaker 5: Boys, boys.
Speaker 3: He's my concern. Yes, don't even know if you're saying
Speaker 3: Morones or Maroons.
Speaker 4: No, I don't know anything about it. I watched the
Speaker 4: first game. Who won the Marones.
Speaker 6: Because someone got sent off and then they're not allowed
Speaker 6: back on.
Speaker 3: You know what he got, simbind. Let's test out your
Speaker 3: state of.
Speaker 4: NRL knowledge, as long as it's not just a test.
Speaker 4: I'd like you to actually like Yeah.
Speaker 5: To be honest, I think you're going to know a
Speaker 5: lot of.
Speaker 3: These, Okay, Lauren Phillips. Yes, How many hookers will I
Speaker 3: expect to see at the G tonight?
Speaker 4: How many hookers?
Speaker 3: How many hookers?
Speaker 4: The men's gallery will be empty? Will it? Are they
Speaker 4: all going to the same hookers? A thousand?
Speaker 3: It's a big night.
Speaker 5: I believe there's a hooker on each side.
Speaker 3: Aker hooker is a position on the team, usually played
Speaker 3: by number nine.
Speaker 4: Okay, so there's one on each team? And when will
Speaker 4: I know when to cheer for the hooker?
Speaker 5: I I mean for the hooker?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: What point do I cheer for them?
Speaker 2: Which?
Speaker 4: What do they do?
Speaker 3: From my history, I found the hookers don't like you're
Speaker 3: just cheering.
Speaker 4: For Okay, So don't yell out. I'm here for the hookers,
Speaker 4: no man, Okay.
Speaker 3: Next one, explain the term dummy. If I was to
Speaker 3: pull a dummy tonight.
Speaker 4: That would mean you fake an injury for a free kick.
Speaker 5: Close, you fake a pass. So it's like, if I'm
Speaker 5: running along, I go to pass you.
Speaker 4: But I don't know what A week for that when
Speaker 4: they go, you know.
Speaker 5: Sell a candy, celeb Can you.
Speaker 4: Go that way? But you actually go the other way.
Speaker 3: Dummy full of hookers and selling a bit of candy.
Speaker 3: Next one up? How many points for a try? Ah? Six?
Speaker 5: Four or six for a converted try?
Speaker 3: That's right? What do they call the kick after the try?
Speaker 4: So you get the try the touchdown just then you
Speaker 4: get four and then you get to put it on
Speaker 4: the little little golf team and kick it through the goal,
Speaker 4: which is.
Speaker 3: Called a one no no a conversion.
Speaker 2: There we got worth two twos yes.
Speaker 4: So six in total? You go, I wasn't totally wrong.
Speaker 3: How much for a field goal?
Speaker 2: One?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Sing it's this love that? How is going to be
Speaker 4: so proud of me?
Speaker 3: How many players on the field for one team at
Speaker 3: one time?
Speaker 2: Twenty run out of room eighteen thirteen.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty six in total?
Speaker 3: How long does each half go for.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna look in.
Speaker 2: Half an hour, forty minutes, forty minutes.
Speaker 3: She's leaving early to beat the traffic.
Speaker 4: So there's no quarters, two halves.
Speaker 3: Two halves, two halves, and remember bar shots at the
Speaker 3: end of the second half. Final one. If we are
Speaker 3: going to the video rep we are crossing to what
Speaker 3: do they call it in the.
Speaker 6: NRL the review room, No close, No, the third umpire.
Speaker 3: It starts with the beat.
Speaker 4: They are going to the the.
Speaker 2: Ball room breaker, the ball, the bunker, the bunker, to
Speaker 2: the bunker.
Speaker 3: You're going to say back cave.
Speaker 4: So everyone says that, oh, we're going to the bunker.
Speaker 5: When the umpire it.
Speaker 4: Is we're bucket hats. I love the bucket hats.
Speaker 2: Of the cricket.
Speaker 3: Normally the two piece speeds spins around before it'sas tr okay.
Speaker 6: So two halts the main thing I need to know.
Speaker 4: Two halves, four for a touchdown, two for a kick
Speaker 4: through the one for a kick through the gold out
Speaker 4: of touchdown.
Speaker 3: Half the way there sounds tries, two hookers tonight, forty
Speaker 3: minute halves and the bar shuts after the second half.
Speaker 6: Is there a song if you win?
Speaker 2: Like like Queensland?
Speaker 5: Are Queens song?
Speaker 3: Get a pen right down the words Queensland.
Speaker 2: That's it Queens.
Speaker 5: I think there's no song.
Speaker 3: No, what would you?
Speaker 4: Oh, what's a good Queen's Land anthem?
Speaker 5: Land down Under?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: That everyone doesn't it like Queen's underston't have like you know,
Speaker 4: we still have the for the state of.
Speaker 2: Origin footy Victoria.
Speaker 4: Yeah, join in the chorus, and.
Speaker 3: Then it'll be something like wrong one yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: state of origin.
Speaker 4: Ah, it's pretty chilly these mornings.
Speaker 3: Well today we are going for the top of.
Speaker 6: Here we go, Mike Larkin, come on, get there.
Speaker 3: The Wi Fi's not working in the building.
Speaker 6: Oh great, he was trying to check.
Speaker 4: Oh this is going terribly microphone on the WiFi is
Speaker 4: not working.
Speaker 3: Warning, what's my weather app?
Speaker 5: It's currently ten and a half degrees.
Speaker 3: There we go. That's what I was getting to.
Speaker 5: We're heading for a top of fourteen today.
Speaker 3: We can jump in my grave that quick. Jesus, I
Speaker 3: was getting to it.
Speaker 5: Well, you still have with the Wi fight again.
Speaker 4: It has been very cold overnight though, and many people
Speaker 4: are going to great lengths to stay warm.
Speaker 6: Clint Nanaway, you're an electric blanket guy.
Speaker 5: I am an electric blanket guy.
Speaker 3: My wife bought the electric throw rug. Oh yeah, nothing, says.
Speaker 5: It's like a cable across the living room, so you
Speaker 5: need you need to plug it in.
Speaker 3: It's not a charger, no no, no no, So you
Speaker 3: roll out the extension league.
Speaker 4: So the couch has to be right next to the
Speaker 4: power point point.
Speaker 5: The power bang.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 4: Well, many people have many different ways to keep warm,
Speaker 4: including sometimes I like the I did this when we're
Speaker 4: in Hide and Seek because it's freezing. The heat bag
Speaker 4: that your microwave. Oh yeah yeah, but they get a
Speaker 4: bit hot.
Speaker 3: Is one of those not as sexual wearing it. And
Speaker 3: I'm like, sometimes when it's freezing, if you get nude
Speaker 3: and put the bodies together.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, a bit of friction.
Speaker 5: Also, I just had the worst mental cheap then of
Speaker 5: him getting neu sidled up next to love your nude bodies.
Speaker 4: I think he's talking about do you know what I
Speaker 4: saw on the gram where all good ideas come from.
Speaker 4: They're like they're like little heat bags, but they're made
Speaker 4: into socks and you microwave them and then you put
Speaker 4: your feet into them, Like they're like heat bag socks
Speaker 4: to keep your toes in winter.
Speaker 3: So it's not that bad.
Speaker 4: It is it's cold out there, mate. Some people don't
Speaker 4: have heating, like you and your mansion. Anyway, this woman
Speaker 4: decided to use a hot water bottle. What you sit on?
Speaker 6: Hot water bottles?
Speaker 3: Not a huge fan.
Speaker 5: I love them.
Speaker 6: I loved them as a kid, but I was scared
Speaker 6: of them.
Speaker 3: I was always speak too That's what I'm worried about.
Speaker 4: I was always scared they're going to pop because I'd
Speaker 4: fill them to them.
Speaker 5: You even got one there?
Speaker 4: No, I don't. I lie next to a big hot
Speaker 4: water bottle. His name is Paul. He overheats at night,
Speaker 4: so that keeps me well. Anyway, this woman here in
Speaker 4: Melbourne had a hot water bottle that resulted in her
Speaker 4: needing skin grafts over large parts of her body when
Speaker 4: it popped boiling water straight over her body. She was
Speaker 4: she was on the news last night talking that is horrendous, horrific.
Speaker 4: Just le down on my sofa and put the one
Speaker 4: of it all where I usually put it on my
Speaker 4: lab and fifteen seconds leader it exploded so literally it
Speaker 4: split up at the bottom.
Speaker 5: I had two surgeries skin grafts, and spent time in
Speaker 5: ICU and is still recovering.
Speaker 8: In a hospital.
Speaker 3: Is possibly the worst place.
Speaker 4: I've ever It didn't like leak out, It exploded boiling water.
Speaker 4: Even when you like burn your finger on something, it's excruciating.
Speaker 4: Imagine having that like two leads, a little a.
Speaker 5: Little knitted knitted pullover that I put on my hot
Speaker 5: water bottle. Have you seen them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? My grandma had one.
Speaker 4: I think my great grandmother had one.
Speaker 3: Did you knit it yourself?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Did you get it from a hospital gift shop? I
Speaker 4: feel like I feel like that's something you'd buy the
Speaker 4: Cabrini gift shop.
Speaker 2: Did you buy it old?
Speaker 6: Did you buy it or was it a gift?
Speaker 5: It's a protection mechanism, as it turns.
Speaker 3: Out, protection mechanism being used in your place.
Speaker 6: It's a massive safety Has it happening here?
Speaker 4: You can't be using an electric blanket and a whole yourself.
Speaker 4: You'll be actually cooked. Yeah, you don't use them both,
Speaker 4: do not?
Speaker 5: No, not at once, not unless it's really cold.
Speaker 4: No, it don't be like a chicken in an oven.
Speaker 4: You can't heat from the top and the bottom.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you can't be doing that chicken.
Speaker 5: What it's cold? It's dangerous. It's not that cold, it
Speaker 5: says you. The one with the sockets and the I.
Speaker 6: Didn't buy them. I just saw them on the Grammar.
Speaker 4: Thought what a great inventtion.
Speaker 3: This would be a good one for Trady Aaron. I
Speaker 3: know we've got a lot of nurses listening to us
Speaker 3: as well. Thirteen twenty four to ten, how'd you get
Speaker 3: your scars?
Speaker 4: I've got a big one here on my arm. Can
Speaker 4: you see that goes from there to there?
Speaker 6: I mean, what's it for?
Speaker 4: No, A boy called Hoxea at school.
Speaker 2: Sorry, what his name was? Hoxea?
Speaker 6: Hoxy Hoxy, Yeah, that was his name.
Speaker 3: The one that like nicknames.
Speaker 5: His first I was in hock Sea, but it was
Speaker 5: a hyphen hoxy with the letter see or see.
Speaker 4: Hks.
Speaker 5: I I think it was Hoxy. Yeah, that's a cool name.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Anyway, was he hot?
Speaker 3: It sounds like a hot name.
Speaker 5: Was hot.
Speaker 6: We we're in like year one in these days. And
Speaker 6: he stole he went a ring from his sister, from.
Speaker 4: His sister's jewelry box to give to me as a gift,
Speaker 4: and one of my friends tried to get it off me,
Speaker 4: and I went, it's mine, and I buried my arm
Speaker 4: in my other arm and the ring, and she pulled
Speaker 4: my hand out and the ring went into my arm
Speaker 4: and pulled it along there and split my whole arm open.
Speaker 6: Hoxea's fake diamond ring. That's how I got my scar.
Speaker 5: A long reminder of Hoseea.
Speaker 4: Hox Seat scarred on me.
Speaker 3: You Bixconi, you will do that to you.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten, I got a ring back either.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you got a scar?
Speaker 5: And how did you get it?
Speaker 3: Give us a ring in Reten I got turned it
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Speaker 3: How did you get your scars? Here? On over?
Speaker 5: Oh gosh, what's happened?
Speaker 3: Got myself in a little sitch at the pub on
Speaker 3: the weekend and I want to get your opinion on
Speaker 3: whether I did the wrong thing or the right thing? Okay,
Speaker 3: social situation that was incredibly awkward.
Speaker 6: You in an awkward social encounter.
Speaker 3: It before we get to that, whenever one wants as
Speaker 3: get to the word Missy gets its Come on here
Speaker 3: you go, thanks miss we're talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes, how'd you get your scar? Melbourne?
Speaker 3: Wis we were an hour ago, Missye thirteen twenty fourteen
Speaker 3: to join us on the Y's.
Speaker 4: A market Marcus in Frankston South You've got a scar
Speaker 4: on your face.
Speaker 8: I believe Hey, lad, you actually know me?
Speaker 9: It's moondog.
Speaker 4: Hello, I'm good. How are you?
Speaker 3: How do you know moondo, mate.
Speaker 9: You know my scars on the right side of my
Speaker 9: faith and it's actually from a fish tank, believe it
Speaker 9: or not.
Speaker 2: What do you mean old there?
Speaker 3: How do you know? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who's Moon?
Speaker 6: Mind your own business?
Speaker 5: Mooney dog? The dog him deep him BP. How do
Speaker 5: you know Moon Dog?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 5: Where did a night? And where do you to?
Speaker 3: Mate?
Speaker 5: You should go to school together?
Speaker 4: You hooked up with Well we've got history clearly, doggie.
Speaker 9: I used to run the Emerson back in the day.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 9: I know? Cleaners no clan as well?
Speaker 5: Big nights you dog?
Speaker 9: No, Jason, I don't know. He's from me to state mate?
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, he wasn't hanging out.
Speaker 3: Do you and I can hang out together soon?
Speaker 5: Mate?
Speaker 3: So what happened with the face?
Speaker 9: So everyone thinks it's from a very very violent act,
Speaker 9: but it's actually when I was one, I climbed up
Speaker 9: on my brother's fish tank and I had to look
Speaker 9: inside it and it fell back and smashed on my face.
Speaker 3: Scarf.
Speaker 4: Did you have to get plastic surgery?
Speaker 9: Yeah? Yeah, the whole side of my face and my
Speaker 9: ear and my head came off.
Speaker 4: Yeah, came off.
Speaker 5: Surely you would have heard him tell the story before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I had heaps times. No, I didn't.
Speaker 4: I didn't know.
Speaker 5: That's right the Emerson.
Speaker 3: You're not got your face off there as well.
Speaker 4: That wasn't from a figure take.
Speaker 3: We're all doing a dog.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 5: His nickname is dog, right, mister?
Speaker 6: The dog nickname through me?
Speaker 3: Mar thirteen twenty four ten is our number. How did
Speaker 3: you get.
Speaker 2: Gerard?
Speaker 6: Or don't you know a Gerard that you call jazz?
Speaker 3: Is this jazz or Gerard?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: This is Gerard?
Speaker 4: How are you? You've got to be scar on your forearm?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 1: So?
Speaker 8: I guess you've ember had that chicken stuck in the tray.
Speaker 4: Sorry, I think you said something rude.
Speaker 5: There, But yeah, with you.
Speaker 9: So when you when you're gone and bought some store
Speaker 9: bought chicken and sometimes you get stuck to the bottom
Speaker 9: of the train, you shake.
Speaker 4: It out, duck to the bottom of the tray.
Speaker 5: And in that meantime the what has been heating with.
Speaker 9: The hot oil, and obviously it's.
Speaker 5: Dropped out of the tray, splashed.
Speaker 9: Into the bottling hot oils completely deep und Oh.
Speaker 4: You deep fried your arm? Was it a did you
Speaker 4: have to get a skin grass?
Speaker 5: No? But I started for about three leagues, putting grenade
Speaker 5: and doing all the special tricks to the doctors were prescribed.
Speaker 4: Did you still eat the chicken?
Speaker 5: So what's the chicken doing?
Speaker 4: So what happened was the chicken was stuck in the
Speaker 4: bottom of the plastic tray in the head bag, so
Speaker 4: he couldn't get it out. No, no, no, no, chickens in.
Speaker 5: The bachelor's handburg No, no, no.
Speaker 6: No, he was heating the oil.
Speaker 2: That's chicken.
Speaker 4: But if you just you're not supposed to just flip
Speaker 4: it in because then you get the little You don't
Speaker 4: want that in the oil.
Speaker 3: No, it's got to Mark the sunshine. This has been
Speaker 3: a real treat, this fine topic journey. Mark had to
Speaker 3: get your scarr and do you know, moon dog, I've
Speaker 3: got no idea with chickens.
Speaker 4: I've had a lot of fun. Okay, Mark, come on,
Speaker 4: finish yourself here with the ripper.
Speaker 8: When I was about seven, Yeah, maybe the brother were
Speaker 8: playing cricket in the street. Used to do those kids.
Speaker 8: And I've beat the ball over the fence and then
Speaker 8: and we bother have gone a rush race to get it.
Speaker 8: He's gone through the gate. I've gumped over the fence
Speaker 8: and you know the y shaped.
Speaker 5: Steel top of a fence. Yeah, I know it.
Speaker 8: Yeah I landed on that. So now got a nice gari.
Speaker 4: Did you impale yourself?
Speaker 3: Did you impale you?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Boys turned sideways, says the eight.
Speaker 3: Just gone to past seven. Possibly my favorite break of
Speaker 3: the year coming up. Check your latest in news.
Speaker 5: What happened to the chicken and run to work?
Speaker 4: This is no sheicken had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 3: Hey, we are going to be paying your bills here
Speaker 3: at Nover. I love this.
Speaker 4: We are we are paying your bills. And let's be honest.
Speaker 4: I don't know about your house, but that piling.
Speaker 6: Up at my hand. Oh mate, and now this time
Speaker 6: of year, the gas bill.
Speaker 5: You know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: What my lovely wife was organizing power to be connected
Speaker 3: to our new house yesterday.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you go to our and.
Speaker 5: Forty five minutes, she was on the phone.
Speaker 6: You can just do it online. It takes two seconds, no,
Speaker 6: can you? I think?
Speaker 3: So an aeron forty ken it's because I think it's
Speaker 3: got solar as well.
Speaker 4: Oh, because you got a pool, so we got.
Speaker 3: To connect all that. But like an air and forty
Speaker 3: five minutes, yeah jesus.
Speaker 4: Yeah that stuff.
Speaker 6: So it's a nightmare.
Speaker 4: I remember they signed when I signed up for mine,
Speaker 4: they they signed me up for the street address, but
Speaker 4: it was in a in a road, not a street,
Speaker 4: saying someone else's power bill for a year, and then
Speaker 4: mine got disconnected and I was like, no, I've paid it,
Speaker 4: and they couldn't work out what the problem was.
Speaker 5: Do you know my meter is inside?
Speaker 4: I just got the text about that too.
Speaker 5: It's inside so they can't get to it. Say guess
Speaker 5: how much read it? Yes, you have a stab. Yeah,
Speaker 5: we think you might have used this much power based
Speaker 5: on the fact that your aby is that much.
Speaker 3: Well be the key out for the person in the
Speaker 3: high ves and they'll go inside your house, check the mat.
Speaker 4: See my gas thing is behind the thing. I just
Speaker 4: got a text the other day and I was like,
Speaker 4: does that mean I haven't paid it the whole time
Speaker 4: I've been in this house?
Speaker 5: Have we had the fire every day? All right, let's
Speaker 5: pay your bill?
Speaker 4: Can you pay mine?
Speaker 3: All you have to do is register your bill online
Speaker 3: via the never player app, and then if we read
Speaker 3: out your name, you have twenty minutes to call us back,
Speaker 3: and if you do, we will pay your bill. Whose
Speaker 3: bill are we paying this morning?
Speaker 4: Was he I've no idea, jess To be perfectly.
Speaker 3: Honest, Jessica, turnside power.
Speaker 4: It's a childcare payment of four hundred and ninety one dollars.
Speaker 5: That ain't cheap.
Speaker 3: No, there you go, jess got twenty minutes to call
Speaker 3: us back and we will sort that bill for you.
Speaker 6: Coming up after thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 3: After post malone. Something awkward happened in the wild. I
Speaker 3: want to get your opinion on it. Coming up next.
Speaker 3: So we did hide and seek the other week we did.
Speaker 3: I was away from the house for five days. Means
Speaker 3: my wife, my lovely wife, was on point with the kids. Yes,
Speaker 3: So on the weekend I said to Louis, why don't
Speaker 3: you go and standing a hotel for the night, just
Speaker 3: have some new time. It's nice and that way I'll
Speaker 3: have the kids and you can have a break.
Speaker 4: She hadn't seen each other for a week, and you thought,
Speaker 4: let's have another night apart.
Speaker 5: It's how it works with kids.
Speaker 4: Great love that love that for lou it's.
Speaker 3: Up Father's Day, Mother's Day. What do you want to
Speaker 3: do a picnic with the family? Absolutely, God no, just
Speaker 3: don't want to go to a farler or go to
Speaker 3: buddings on my own.
Speaker 5: My next question is it sort of everything accommodation dinner.
Speaker 3: You know, and get dinner in bed, just watch some movie.
Speaker 3: She went staut a hotel Chadstone.
Speaker 4: That's cracker there still never been.
Speaker 3: It's good?
Speaker 6: Is it good for stayk good?
Speaker 4: Pool on the roof, Oh on the roof, Great little
Speaker 4: steak inside pool, outside.
Speaker 3: Pool, inside pool.
Speaker 5: Oh, nice, beautiful view.
Speaker 3: Of the carpet.
Speaker 6: Right, so you send Lou for a personal day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So she comes back on Sunday and put Archie
Speaker 3: down for a sleep. The boys were allowed a bit
Speaker 3: of iPad time. And I said to Lou, I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna duck down the pub just for forty five minutes.
Speaker 4: She's gonna put hang on. So she's just had the
Speaker 4: kids for a week because you've been in Hide and Seek,
Speaker 4: And then you sent her for a night of Ironer,
Speaker 4: and because she got that night of ron R, you
Speaker 4: deserved an hour of She still have.
Speaker 5: The cucumbers on the art. I don't know how she
Speaker 5: got home.
Speaker 4: And you said, see, loved your turn even though she.
Speaker 3: Just had them for a while, aren't The kids were
Speaker 3: like one was asleep, the other two on iPads? Right,
Speaker 3: So I was like, if I'm going to go, oh,
Speaker 3: go down for forty five minutes, this is my window.
Speaker 3: Forty five minutes of freedom.
Speaker 5: That's all I laughing.
Speaker 6: You just had a week of freedom, Lauren.
Speaker 4: I remember you saying, actually, if someone turns up knocks
Speaker 4: on the door, now, I'll give him ten grand to
Speaker 4: go away so we can stay in this hide and
Speaker 4: seek ouse for another night.
Speaker 2: True or false?
Speaker 5: False?
Speaker 3: I said five grand. So I've gone down to the
Speaker 3: pub just at the end of South Road there in
Speaker 3: the South and Beach Road. It's the Brighton Beach Hotel,
Speaker 3: great pub, good bedding area, pool tables and all that.
Speaker 3: I'm sitting there.
Speaker 6: How much damage can you do in forty five minutes?
Speaker 3: That's what I was planning to do. Halfway through the
Speaker 3: first beer, just enjoying watching the footy. And then you
Speaker 3: get a tap on the shoulder and it was one
Speaker 3: of the girls at work here at Nova.
Speaker 4: Oh, who was it?
Speaker 5: One of the sales girls.
Speaker 6: What's her name?
Speaker 5: Alie? Alie, Alie and not Ali from our team.
Speaker 6: Different Ali from sales.
Speaker 3: And I've ran I ran into a couple of times around,
Speaker 3: you know, and it's Ali from work, and I'm like,
Speaker 3: I know you're from work. You were in an Yeah
Speaker 3: I did.
Speaker 6: I did straight away. You were like, oh, it's Allie.
Speaker 3: Straight away we're chatting and stuff, and then she goes, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm here with two friends. We're on the table behind you.
Speaker 3: Feel free to join us if you want. Now when
Speaker 3: they're on the table right behind.
Speaker 4: You, maybe she thought you were a loser sitting on
Speaker 4: your own so she felt sorry for you.
Speaker 3: She probably did, probably did.
Speaker 4: I did look like and she asked you to come
Speaker 4: and sit on her table?
Speaker 5: You do look like?
Speaker 6: Do you think she felt sorry?
Speaker 4: Because there's nothing wrong with dining and drinking.
Speaker 6: I was living the story of your life, Clint.
Speaker 3: But when she said do you want to come and
Speaker 3: sit on our table? Everything slowed down and I'm looking
Speaker 3: at the table, so it's literally from.
Speaker 5: Me to you.
Speaker 3: There's no way I can say no. You can't say no.
Speaker 4: You can you say, Alie, have you guys talk about
Speaker 4: girls stuff? I'm watching the footy.
Speaker 3: It was two blokes.
Speaker 4: She's with two blokes.
Speaker 6: That's living, Allie.
Speaker 4: So what you went? She?
Speaker 6: I said yes, and you went and sat with Ali
Speaker 6: And now I'm sitting.
Speaker 5: But you didn't want to. Your heart wasn't no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 5: tell the truth. You didn't want to just adding my meat? Yeah,
Speaker 5: because you didn't want to.
Speaker 6: Well, be a big boy and sorry.
Speaker 4: I had three kids this morning and I need some time, Clint.
Speaker 3: I'm a weak little man in those situations, so I
Speaker 3: don't I don't want to hurt their feelings.
Speaker 4: So I so you reckon? Okay, Well that's interesting because
Speaker 4: we've got her on the line actually currently, son of it.
Speaker 6: Allie, good morning.
Speaker 4: On, let's pick her up there she is, Allie, good morning,
Speaker 4: good morning. Now did you beg Jace to come and
Speaker 4: sit with you or did you feel sorry for him?
Speaker 10: Oh? To be honest, when I saw him, I was.
Speaker 10: I walked to the bathroom. I said, I won't say anything.
Speaker 10: He seems like he's just having a night fill me time.
Speaker 10: And then I was actually wearing an over hat, So
Speaker 10: I'm like, why.
Speaker 4: Were you wearing a nover hat on a saturin And
Speaker 4: it wasn't my hair day.
Speaker 10: I actually liked the.
Speaker 5: Red Ali on a scale of on a scale of
Speaker 5: one to very silly. How silly did Jace look sitting
Speaker 5: by himself?
Speaker 8: Do you know what?
Speaker 10: I actually felt a little bit sorry for him?
Speaker 6: It's got no, mates.
Speaker 10: I will say this. I have never ever seen someone
Speaker 10: move so quickly when I asked him to sit with us.
Speaker 10: We would his chair around and went straight to the
Speaker 10: bar and offered us all a drink.
Speaker 6: Well that's nice.
Speaker 3: Did I come across the room? Did I come on
Speaker 3: a little bit too strong a little bit?
Speaker 4: Did he share his nuggets and chips with you too,
Speaker 4: or did he keep them for himself.
Speaker 3: This is going to be awkward because I actually got
Speaker 3: along with your mates really well. I was going to
Speaker 3: ask for their number.
Speaker 7: Oh I can to you.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, you're going on a friend series of
Speaker 4: mandates a mandate sure.
Speaker 10: Hotel next Sunday, two o'clock, same time.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, let's all go.
Speaker 2: We're all going make it a point.
Speaker 4: Everyone go, all the listeners go friends. No One two
Speaker 4: o'clock next time.
Speaker 3: Hopefully no rain for Game two State of Origin tonight.
Speaker 4: At the it is Game two State of Origin and
Speaker 4: it is my first time going to the State of Origin.
Speaker 6: I am excited.
Speaker 5: Eighty thousand people will be there.
Speaker 3: We're going to Taket good coming up after eight o'clock.
Speaker 3: You can win your way to the State of Yeah.
Speaker 4: So I am going tonight because my fiance Paul is
Speaker 4: a proud Queensland so this is like he's Christmas like
Speaker 4: on Friday. I talked all week last week about going
Speaker 4: out to a girl's lunch last Friday, and I was
Speaker 4: that excited about it.
Speaker 6: And this is like a girl's lunch.
Speaker 5: For poor Christmas.
Speaker 4: He's got ten of his mates coming down from Queensland. Nothing,
Speaker 4: ten lads and myself and my best friend Lucy going
Speaker 4: with the boys.
Speaker 3: Lads, Lad slid and it's vocal.
Speaker 4: Do you remember we didn't sleep last night because he's
Speaker 4: so excited.
Speaker 3: Do you remember we all went when we just started
Speaker 3: working together, we all had an outing at the college lawn.
Speaker 3: We did to Origin and I got quite vocal.
Speaker 4: Yeah you did well. I got I got the boys
Speaker 4: arriving at lunchtime today.
Speaker 5: Oh that's an early set. Monday's at lunch.
Speaker 4: And I need to put some house rules into the
Speaker 4: house because ten blokes, it's a school night. I have
Speaker 4: a very responsible Breakfastradia job to be doing. To look
Speaker 4: at you, what happens if they win? Are they allowed
Speaker 4: to have a house party tonight?
Speaker 2: Are they absolutely?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I'll be coming around.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm nervous about it.
Speaker 3: Very first state of be careful what shoes you wear
Speaker 3: because they're going to get covered in beer.
Speaker 2: Really, yeap?
Speaker 3: What what did we're saying before? What do they scream
Speaker 3: when they walk out of the tunnel?
Speaker 2: Queen's are that's it?
Speaker 3: How many points for a try?
Speaker 2: Four?
Speaker 3: And what are you? What do you do after a try?
Speaker 4: Get a goal for two?
Speaker 7: More?
Speaker 5: Conversion? Conversion?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, anyway, pauls are excited. He didn't sleep last night.
Speaker 4: It's his Christmas. Sorry to cut you off, Lad's day.
Speaker 3: Hang on, we have had a very special person call
Speaker 3: through from the Mighty Marines, mister Billy Slater.
Speaker 11: Morning Team love operations for tonight's game.
Speaker 4: Already you have a listen to Lauren fill Oh my gosh, Billy,
Speaker 4: Paul's taking me to my first state of origin and
Speaker 4: he hasn't slept all nights.
Speaker 6: He's so excited. I can't imagine how you're feeling.
Speaker 3: Do you want to in the box with you, Billy?
Speaker 11: Well, you know it might help, who knows, But you're
Speaker 11: not on your own there. There's five and a half
Speaker 11: million queens Landers up above the border that'll be just
Speaker 11: as excited that the kids go on to school today
Speaker 11: thinking about the game. Tonight. Everyone going to work, and
Speaker 11: that's what this game creates. It's been forty five years
Speaker 11: of rivalry and I think we're going to be in
Speaker 11: for some sort of entertainment tonight at.
Speaker 4: The g Oh my gosh, Billy, I'm really excited. Now
Speaker 4: when your wife Nicole and I get together, we can
Speaker 4: have a lot of fun. Are we allowed to throw
Speaker 4: a house party tonight? If the Queensland has get up?
Speaker 11: Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Shield might come back.
Speaker 3: Do you do you get a leave pass, Billy for
Speaker 3: after the game before we win tonight.
Speaker 11: Well, I've had a leave past of the last ten
Speaker 11: days sold afford at the farm and I've been able
Speaker 11: to get out and get into camp and help the
Speaker 11: Voice prepare. But I look, it's h it's actually really
Speaker 11: good for me to have this game down here in Melbourne.
Speaker 11: I obviously reside in Melbourne now I've been here for
Speaker 11: twenty years, but growing up in Queensland, my childhood was
Speaker 11: this team. It was a really inspiration for me. And
Speaker 11: then I've got to become one of those players, and
Speaker 11: now I get to be a part of helping these
Speaker 11: guys inspire our states.
Speaker 5: I saw that at the media conference yesday. Let's Clint
Speaker 5: here at fed Square they booed the Melbournie AND's got
Speaker 5: to love them. The Victorians booed the New South Wales. Guys.
Speaker 5: You must feel that love being somebody who's a you know,
Speaker 5: now adopted sort of Victorian.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it's sort of helped when Harry Grant and myself
Speaker 11: walked on the stage coming from the Melbourne Storm. But
Speaker 11: I look, I think I think Melbournie is just just
Speaker 11: love their sport. They've really gravitated towards the Melbourne Storm
Speaker 11: and our game is Rugby League and I'm really proud
Speaker 11: that I've been a part of that and to bring
Speaker 11: our show piece game to this city in a super
Speaker 11: iconic venue like the G. You know, to have ninety
Speaker 11: to one hundred thousand people at the G watching a
Speaker 11: State of Origin game and that's that's pretty special for us.
Speaker 11: And yeah, looking forward to outlaying our product out there tonight.
Speaker 3: We are on the air with Billy Slater at the moment.
Speaker 3: We're talking State of Origin Game two tonight at the G. Billy,
Speaker 3: you played for the Storm for a number of years,
Speaker 3: Australia Mining Maroons. There's just I was trying to explain
Speaker 3: to Lauren, there's just something special about a player putting
Speaker 3: on the guernsey tonight for Queensland, Hay, compared to playing
Speaker 3: for the other teams.
Speaker 11: Yeah, you're absolutely right, and and it's hard to put
Speaker 11: into words because it's a feeling. It's it's the way
Speaker 11: this jersey made you feel when you were growing up,
Speaker 11: the inspiration that it gave you. I've still got my
Speaker 11: Queensland jersey. It's faded moron from when I was a
Speaker 11: ten year old boy. And he's got number seven on
Speaker 11: the back with Langer, who's a part of our staff now, and.
Speaker 3: That'd be a tight fit now, Billy.
Speaker 11: That feeling is what this team gives you, and it
Speaker 11: gives our whole state that passion, and everyone's proud to
Speaker 11: be a Queenslander and that's not lost to this group
Speaker 11: of men, and they know who they're representing tonight.
Speaker 5: Just very quickly, Bill, we gave Lauren a pop quiz
Speaker 5: earlier on the show. One of the questions was what
Speaker 5: role does a hooker play? What role will the hooker
Speaker 5: play tonight?
Speaker 3: At we actually asked how many hookers?
Speaker 5: How hookers were and I think she's how many hookers?
Speaker 4: You just said a couple of hundred.
Speaker 5: Can you explain to Warren what the hooker does?
Speaker 11: Yeah, there's only one hooker in a team, but we've
Speaker 11: actually got too so we're very lucky.
Speaker 4: There you go. Hey, just quickly, are Bill your kids?
Speaker 4: Are they going to be out on the field tonight?
Speaker 4: You're two beautiful kids.
Speaker 9: They will be.
Speaker 11: They'll be they'll be the ball kids, so they'll be
Speaker 11: running around the sidelines collecting the boys, kick them out
Speaker 11: and getting them back in play. So play there part?
Speaker 3: Bill? Can you tell the kids if if we're up
Speaker 3: by only a couple and the clocks, you know, counting down,
Speaker 3: don't throw the ball back to the blue is too quick?
Speaker 11: Just you know, I've just got to keep my young
Speaker 11: fellow off the field.
Speaker 4: Yeah, to play.
Speaker 5: It's one of them, a very handy AFL player.
Speaker 11: Bill, Yeah, yeah, my little girl plays netball and the
Speaker 11: young solo plays League n AFL down here. So it's
Speaker 11: only thirteen. But he just enjoyed himself.
Speaker 4: Gordeous kids. Hey, just finally, Bill, I know after Darby
Speaker 4: Day last year, you gave it a fair crack at karaoke.
Speaker 6: Is that how you'll be celebrating tonight again?
Speaker 11: I know my strength and that certainly isn't one of them.
Speaker 3: So I'll stay right away Collectors and the sheds after.
Speaker 4: Hey, good luck, Billy, Thanks guys, you Queenslanders.
Speaker 5: Go to the Maroons.
Speaker 3: It is just gone twenty fourd away.
Speaker 5: That was a nice surprise.
Speaker 6: I love Billy Slater.
Speaker 3: You have a chance to when you went to the
Speaker 3: origin of this Morning after eight Clincy from the news room.
Speaker 3: He's going to love this story, isn't he lost?
Speaker 4: He sure is, because it's something that Jase and I
Speaker 4: can't relate to any longer.
Speaker 6: It's about being single.
Speaker 5: Oh Clint, he seems I'm an expert in the field.
Speaker 6: You are an expert in the field.
Speaker 5: Because on this show we do talk a lot about
Speaker 5: relationships and you know, partners and all the rest of it.
Speaker 5: So what now is my time to shine?
Speaker 4: Jason's your time to shine. So Sean Penn, who's sixty three,
Speaker 4: has said he is thrilled every day to be single.
Speaker 4: He has had a long string of failed romances with
Speaker 4: many A List stars, and he said he's heart broken
Speaker 4: many times.
Speaker 6: But he's saying being.
Speaker 4: Single is truly living a question. And so we're going
Speaker 4: to probe you on being single. What's it like, just quickly, Jose,
Speaker 4: how long have you How long since you've been single?
Speaker 3: Lou and I have been together now for over twenty years.
Speaker 6: Oh you don't even remember, really.
Speaker 3: No, I mean we had that one year break, which
Speaker 3: was horrible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can sense that. It's a good sense. That's
Speaker 5: what freedom tasted. Was a sad I.
Speaker 4: Reckon the year of your life because the year I
Speaker 4: was single was one of the most fun.
Speaker 5: I took you out in the town a few times. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Look, it was misery for a small portion, and then
Speaker 4: I was like, oh my god, this is living.
Speaker 5: What do you want to know when you just go
Speaker 5: I'm ready to leave the house. Yeah, yeah, you just
Speaker 5: wait for anyone, but.
Speaker 3: You just walk out. You don't have to go like,
Speaker 3: no one's going hang, I'm not going to get the
Speaker 3: dog's okay, I can't find my phone. Have you seen
Speaker 3: my phone?
Speaker 5: You don't? You just leave maybe two minutes.
Speaker 3: You don't have any of that.
Speaker 5: You just get in the car.
Speaker 4: The So what about when it at nighttime, at about
Speaker 4: four o'clock or five o'clock. You don't have to say
Speaker 4: to anyone what do you want for dinner tonight? And
Speaker 4: then spend two hours not agreeing on anything. You just
Speaker 4: order and cook and go to the shops and pick
Speaker 4: up whatever you want.
Speaker 5: You know what I also do, well, I put the
Speaker 5: TV on and I watch whatever I like that afternoon
Speaker 5: slot before the news.
Speaker 4: So you're telling me there's no one in your house
Speaker 4: that says I've got to take this call?
Speaker 6: Can you turn that down?
Speaker 5: Nobody?
Speaker 4: Oh that's living.
Speaker 5: Do you know the other magical thing that happens?
Speaker 6: What else is good about being single?
Speaker 5: You can go to the bathroom where whenever you like.
Speaker 3: You're about to say when, you don't even have to
Speaker 3: shut the door.
Speaker 5: Do you know that the hot water is still going
Speaker 5: to piping.
Speaker 3: Hot and you get to decide when washing gets done?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Yeah, usually you can go you know what, I am
Speaker 3: going to leave my towel on the floor today.
Speaker 4: You know what, you'd hardly even have any washing, hardly.
Speaker 4: And you're telling me when you go to bed you
Speaker 4: get that whole king bed to yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I've got a big one, big one you.
Speaker 4: Don't argue over. I think you've got my pillow.
Speaker 3: When you're out there's so you're telling me when you're like.
Speaker 6: I'm trying, Because that's living.
Speaker 3: You're in a bar having beers and you don't have
Speaker 3: any fear that your phone is about to ring and
Speaker 3: you're going to get abused.
Speaker 5: No is this triggering?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that blows my mind.
Speaker 4: You're telling me on a boys night you don't have
Speaker 4: anyone at home texting. You're saying where are you now?
Speaker 5: The dog? Isn't that smart?
Speaker 6: You don't lie awake.
Speaker 4: You don't lie awake at night thinking he's going to
Speaker 4: come through the door wake me up in a minute.
Speaker 6: No, Oh my god, it kind of it.
Speaker 4: It does sound amazing, doesn't If you want to go
Speaker 4: on a holiday in the holidays, you don't even have
Speaker 4: to agree on a place. You can just going gen Z,
Speaker 4: gen Z, I absolutely profit.
Speaker 5: What do you love about being single?
Speaker 4: I can do whatever I want, whenever I want. I
Speaker 4: actually save money because I don't have to buy anyone
Speaker 4: a new gift.
Speaker 3: Yes, you don't have to remember anyversaries or anything like that.
Speaker 6: Those birthdays coming up in a month, and I'm already.
Speaker 5: Writing was in gift card? You know what?
Speaker 3: You should take a break over that month, you know,
Speaker 3: like at school when you break up before their birthday.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, that bless my mic.
Speaker 5: Just all night, there's no anxiety.
Speaker 3: You're not looking at the phone. No, so one o'clock.
Speaker 3: You don't have to look at your mates and go Okay,
Speaker 3: here's the story.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number, Melbourne? Are you single?
Speaker 4: And what is so good about it?
Speaker 5: Love about it?
Speaker 4: Make the miserable married people jealous?
Speaker 3: I think we're going to get any calls on this, Lauren,
Speaker 3: because looks like a horrible life.
Speaker 4: Sounds great, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten? What's great about being single?
Speaker 3: We'll come back with no calls, I'm sure.
Speaker 4: Next we are talking about Sean Penn, who's sixty three
Speaker 4: and has come out in the media saying he is
Speaker 4: thrilled every day to be single and the being single
Speaker 4: is truly enough, truly living.
Speaker 5: He's had enough of relationships.
Speaker 4: After a conversation we just had with you, I'm thinking
Speaker 4: it sounds pretty good too.
Speaker 5: Just like what do you miss Aridam? Sorry quick, no,
Speaker 5: I don't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just there's many things, many things about being single
Speaker 4: you take for granted until you don't have.
Speaker 3: A famous nurl player Benji Marshall played for the Tigers.
Speaker 3: Social media star Zoe Marshally's wife, they've got separate bedrooms, right.
Speaker 2: I think there's lots of people, but hang on, not.
Speaker 3: Sleeping separate rooms, like separate bedrooms, as in, if he
Speaker 3: wants his PlayStation and his posters hung up, that's his room.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, he can design it how he wants. Yeah,
Speaker 3: you have it how he wants. If he wants a
Speaker 3: racing car bed, he has a racing car bed.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 6: But see that would just make me just think it's
Speaker 6: so unsexy.
Speaker 5: See, I would love, like.
Speaker 4: Are you going to have a PlayStation of racing car bed?
Speaker 4: I don't be.
Speaker 6: So you can have your friends over.
Speaker 3: Well, just let me think about it.
Speaker 4: Paul's got friends coming down from Queensland for the State
Speaker 4: of Origin tonight. If I came home and he was
Speaker 4: in bunk beds with his mates playing Xbox, that.
Speaker 3: You're a single for life, I'm just so when you're
Speaker 3: sharing a house with three kids, it's like nothing's yours anyone.
Speaker 4: It's like a sharehouse.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I'd love just have my own room and living alone.
Speaker 4: I was so scared of living alone when I when
Speaker 4: I was single, and then after a while I was like,
Speaker 4: this is living. You know what I put on one
Speaker 4: knows what I'm doing in here.
Speaker 3: I got served these on Instagram the other day. They're
Speaker 3: like locks that you can put on your internal handles
Speaker 3: and they've got the code on them, like putting a
Speaker 3: padlock on a teenager's door.
Speaker 6: Okay, I think you need a break. Actually, this was
Speaker 6: meant to be fun.
Speaker 4: It is fun about what's great about being in your own?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 4: Rebecca, Rebecca from Cranbourne.
Speaker 3: Rebecca, she was there.
Speaker 6: What's so good about being single?
Speaker 8: Tell us I can buy chocolate and nobody else will
Speaker 8: eat it.
Speaker 5: Yep, you don't have to hide it.
Speaker 10: No, you can stay in the fridge so everybody else
Speaker 10: will touch it.
Speaker 4: You're telling me that because I just like having like
Speaker 4: a row at a time, and now that could last
Speaker 4: me two weeks.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so good.
Speaker 4: Shame pack of Tim TAM's in our Bridge. I think
Speaker 4: they were swindled out of the Hide and Seak house.
Speaker 4: Actually I had one and then I went back for
Speaker 4: another one.
Speaker 5: They're gone.
Speaker 6: There was one beft have a house party.
Speaker 3: He's living let poorly eat the boy's fading away.
Speaker 4: No, you just like knowing what's in your inventory, and
Speaker 4: when there's someone else chipping away you when you're like,
Speaker 4: oh you know what I mean to have brown rice
Speaker 4: tonight and you're like, oh, there's none there. If you
Speaker 4: have the last one.
Speaker 5: You know you're having a swig out of a bottle
Speaker 5: in the fridge.
Speaker 6: I can't be doing that when you live with people.
Speaker 5: No, I can't, Amanda.
Speaker 3: You can stop showing off. Take the lid off, Amanda
Speaker 3: in Port Melbourne. What's good about being single?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Well, my favorite thing is that on Christmas Day, when
Speaker 7: everyone else is annoyed that they have to go to
Speaker 7: their in laws, I guess to either rest or go
Speaker 7: out for drink.
Speaker 11: Diffriends, Oh my.
Speaker 4: God, you don't have in laws.
Speaker 3: You only have to do half the day.
Speaker 4: You only have to deal with your family.
Speaker 5: Oh my god. Wow, that's just the one Chris Kringle
Speaker 5: for us.
Speaker 4: That's that's that's a premium feature of beings.
Speaker 5: So that's it right up.
Speaker 6: There is no in laws.
Speaker 4: Because you choose your partner. Although mine are very good,
Speaker 4: if fairly stenak wonderful love the in laws, shout out
Speaker 4: to Wendy, Jason's mother in law loves her.
Speaker 5: When she next down, must be here an hour. She
Speaker 5: just went back.
Speaker 6: Has she got a room in the new house?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, no, no, I said to wend No, no, no.
Speaker 3: When we move into the new house, how it's going
Speaker 3: to work is I'm going to hood her at the
Speaker 3: airport and drive her in so she'll never know the
Speaker 3: actual address, no chance of a popping Hello Anna and
Speaker 3: Lang Warren.
Speaker 7: Hey, here are you going?
Speaker 4: Anna?
Speaker 6: What do you love about being single?
Speaker 7: There's no animosity or resentment from one partner not picking
Speaker 7: up their weight kind of around the house. So you
Speaker 7: know that you've got to do all the chores, so
Speaker 7: it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: And so are you saying the conversation wouldn't have any
Speaker 3: patronizing tone in the house?
Speaker 7: No, no, no. If you now that you're single, you don't
Speaker 7: have to even worry about you know, you haven't taken
Speaker 7: the bindepth through. So I've done the bathroom for us
Speaker 7: to know what I'm cooking dinner last night. It's just
Speaker 7: you know, you've got to do it all yourself.
Speaker 4: So you're telling me you never have to clean up
Speaker 4: someone's glasses that they've left on the sink. You never
Speaker 4: have to do that.
Speaker 3: You never have to home, and there won't be a
Speaker 3: knife just sitting there. Put the dish. Wow a head
Speaker 3: around this. Hello Bella in Marty.
Speaker 8: Alick, Hello, how are you guys?
Speaker 3: It's good about being single.
Speaker 12: I just don't have to do anything for anyone else.
Speaker 12: And when I get home after teaching four year olds
Speaker 12: all day, I can just not talk.
Speaker 4: Yeah, oh that's good.
Speaker 3: Hang on, so you're telling me this is the big
Speaker 3: one for me. You don't have to hear about someone's day.
Speaker 10: I really don't. And I closed the door.
Speaker 12: I walk in and it's silent and it's.
Speaker 6: Beautiful, and you can watch whatever you want on the TV.
Speaker 12: Absolutely, there's no one to talk to. There's no one
Speaker 12: to tell me what they need.
Speaker 5: It's time.
Speaker 4: If you're watching Netflix, no one's going to answer the
Speaker 4: phone and sit next to you on the couch talking
Speaker 4: over the top of Bridgington when you're trying to watch.
Speaker 3: It so confused. So she doesn't have to pretend to
Speaker 3: be interested in something.
Speaker 6: No, this is very fair.
Speaker 4: She doesn't have to have horse racing on on a
Speaker 4: Saturday either.
Speaker 5: You know just what?
Speaker 6: Also, Clint, your Life's premium?
Speaker 4: Yeah, hang on, we've clocked it. You've clocked life.
Speaker 5: We don't use that silly little emoji, the sideways kiss
Speaker 5: one either.
Speaker 4: You don't get you don't get passive aggressive texts just
Speaker 4: with her thumbs up.
Speaker 3: You don't spend every afternoon breaking down Amazon boxes.
Speaker 5: I do. I'm pretty I'm pretty big on Amazon.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, R I don't care that one backfight alright?
Speaker 4: Oh god, being single.
Speaker 3: It's terrible, terrible life. It is just gone six past.
Speaker 5: You know what was? Our partners will live it.
Speaker 3: Listening this morning, I reckon we're going to be able
Speaker 3: to experience that. I'm still tomorrow. A couple of rooms
Speaker 3: coming up next, fine, Oka question third ain't twenty four teen?
Speaker 3: If you want to give it a crack and the
Speaker 3: premiere joins us in minutes, let's do it. Let's head
Speaker 3: the safety beach.
Speaker 4: Morning, Brittany, Morning, Brittany, Good morning, Brittany. How are you
Speaker 4: feeling on this cold Wednesday morning? Could you do with
Speaker 4: some extra cash?
Speaker 7: Definitely?
Speaker 10: I'm off overseas next week.
Speaker 7: So I can definitely.
Speaker 3: If you're in into Europe, you're another person I'm going
Speaker 3: to unfollow on the GRAMD follow it.
Speaker 5: I'm going to England, not Europe.
Speaker 4: So well brexit brisit did it may not part of
Speaker 4: europeinion marketing.
Speaker 3: Now still don't understand the bricks may anyway.
Speaker 5: It's like a breakup a bad breakuptcha.
Speaker 4: Oh God knows, I've all been there. All right, Brittany,
Speaker 4: let's try and win you some cash.
Speaker 5: One of the countries put on weight the UK. You
Speaker 5: always hate to smile out afterwards.
Speaker 3: All right, Brittany, fifty dollars question which is nice and easy?
Speaker 3: Medium question for five hundred or roll the dice and
Speaker 3: go the five k.
Speaker 5: What are we thinking I'm going to go to five hundred?
Speaker 3: Please, let's do it five hundred dollars. One question, five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars and you get three seconds to answer. My
Speaker 3: suggestion is you don't know it. Guess I'll tell you
Speaker 3: what you should get this one because Clint just pretty
Speaker 3: much gave it to you in the news.
Speaker 4: All right, Brittany from Safety Beach for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Who is the coach of the Queensland State of Origin team.
Speaker 2: Three two one?
Speaker 4: I mean we just said it in the news. He
Speaker 4: was just on the show. It is Billy's slate, Billy.
Speaker 3: The Kid really the Melbourne Storm.
Speaker 4: One of Melbourne Storm's greatest ever players.
Speaker 3: Murals around Richmond train station everywhere.
Speaker 4: I would say he's the only rugby league player I know.
Speaker 5: Don't feel bad because Lauren doesn't listen to the news either,
Speaker 5: my news.
Speaker 4: I Brittany, I'm sorry, but you are going to England.
Speaker 3: Good exactly. Thanks you giving me a crack mate five
Speaker 3: K question returns tomorrow and travels.
Speaker 6: Have a great time. There's a bit of a mass
Speaker 6: exodus coming up, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, quick clean up studio, make us look like some
Speaker 3: sort of professional best behavior the professional three aw set up.
Speaker 3: This morning, We've got the premiere.
Speaker 5: We'll never bear because Lauren's done a political degree. Did
Speaker 5: you finish that?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 4: I got kicked out?
Speaker 5: You should lead with that.
Speaker 3: Let's say hello to our next guest alone. Clint is
Speaker 3: here and our.
Speaker 5: Next guest is the longest serving female minister in Victorian
Speaker 5: state history.
Speaker 13: It's not lost on me that I am only the
Speaker 13: second woman to lead this stage, and that is also
Speaker 13: comes with some emotion.
Speaker 5: Please welcome to the show, the premiere Victoria Just Center, Elleny,
Speaker 5: good morning, morning, morning.
Speaker 4: Thank you for driving down from Bendigo this morning.
Speaker 13: Well, Benny goes a beautiful part of the world, but
Speaker 13: it's great great to be.
Speaker 4: Here with you this morning. One of my very best friends,
Speaker 4: Anna Berni, is from Bendy. Gosh, so I love so
Speaker 4: do we don't we Clint?
Speaker 5: We do just into Yeah we've did.
Speaker 4: You don't have history.
Speaker 6: You knew each other from us.
Speaker 5: Say history. Let's just let's just get things straight. So
Speaker 5: I was a reporter at win TV back as a
Speaker 5: twenty year old. Twenty one year old. You're a baby too,
Speaker 5: you're a you're a minister at the time. You're member
Speaker 5: for Benny Go. So we did a lot of interviews
Speaker 5: up the book.
Speaker 4: We've known him since he was a rat bag.
Speaker 13: He was a lovely baby fellow. Yes, I loved I
Speaker 13: loved interviews with Clint. We do a bit of fun
Speaker 13: off camera.
Speaker 5: We did.
Speaker 13: We were and look at you now doing so well.
Speaker 4: He's a bit because he's so happy.
Speaker 5: Rituals respected J though we were great nature.
Speaker 4: Yeah, can we.
Speaker 6: Call you J. We got to know you from.
Speaker 13: Transferable.
Speaker 3: I was devastated when we found out you're coming from
Speaker 3: Bend to Go this morning, that we didn't give you
Speaker 3: the heads up to swing past the bakery and bringing
Speaker 3: a couple of snot blocks.
Speaker 13: I know how to do it out, so really snop
Speaker 13: blocks and pies.
Speaker 5: Yeah, malms Bree, that was always a good hot spot.
Speaker 13: I have a theory about bakeries in country Victoria, particularly
Speaker 13: if you're a parent with young kids. A good bakery,
Speaker 13: good public facility, good playground, that's the hot spot.
Speaker 6: That's the sweet spot on the town, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, say that.
Speaker 3: Pubs need to get their head around playgrounds. Put playground.
Speaker 4: We grew up at pubs with my parents, and they
Speaker 4: were pubs where I wouldn't even see them for what
Speaker 4: felt like days because I was in the ballpit and
Speaker 4: going down the slide of the matter.
Speaker 3: You know what, Pokey's and Gastros killed all that time. Hey,
Speaker 3: let's talk some serious stuff. Yesterday we dedicated about forty
Speaker 3: five minutes on the show because it really blew up
Speaker 3: about pill testing here in Victoria. You have come out
Speaker 3: and supported and given the green light to doing a trial.
Speaker 3: The calls were sort of mixed. There was a lot
Speaker 3: of positive opinions.
Speaker 4: I think it absolutely brilliant and well passed due.
Speaker 7: It's something that they do in the.
Speaker 12: UK, in the Loop Cay do it already everywhere.
Speaker 3: There's also some people that were saying, why provide pill
Speaker 3: testing to people for an illegal substance.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a concern that it's illegal and in essence,
Speaker 4: some people feel like that is encouraging people to go
Speaker 4: and take drugs.
Speaker 13: Yeah, will look, I want to be absolutely clear there
Speaker 13: is no safe level of drug taking and illicit drugs
Speaker 13: remain exactly that just illegal. But it also reflects the
Speaker 13: announcement yesterday around pill testing reflex reality. The reality is
Speaker 13: if doesn't just have to be a young person, a
Speaker 13: person of any age rocks up to a music festival
Speaker 13: and if they've got a pill in their hand, they're
Speaker 13: intending to take it. They're intending to take it. Like
Speaker 13: that's the reality of the world we're in. So knowing
Speaker 13: that and knowing too based on evidence from around the world.
Speaker 13: You know, there's great evidence and data that comes out
Speaker 13: of the UK, particularly that where you have pill testing,
Speaker 13: and it's not just the actual testing of the pill
Speaker 13: that provides on the substance and what's in it and
Speaker 13: some of the toxic chemicals that are in it. It's
Speaker 13: also the health conversation you can have at the same time,
Speaker 13: no judgment, just the facts about this is what's in it,
Speaker 13: this is what it can do to you, do you
Speaker 13: really want to take it? And what we know from
Speaker 13: evidence where this is already happening is that people are
Speaker 13: more likely not to take the drug. This reduces drug taking.
Speaker 13: The evidence tells us that this reduces the likelihood of
Speaker 13: someone taking that drug.
Speaker 4: And that's really more considered it is.
Speaker 13: And this is where you know, if you'd asked me
Speaker 13: years ago, if young Clint stand Away had asked me
Speaker 13: in Bendigo years ago my views on this, I probably
Speaker 13: would say, I'm not particular.
Speaker 5: Have you had a change part because I know that
Speaker 5: Dan Andrews was supposed to it?
Speaker 13: Yeah, well I really have. And as I said years ago,
Speaker 13: I probably would have said, now I'm not that not
Speaker 13: that keen on it. But you know, becoming a parent
Speaker 13: changes a lot of things that you might change chose
Speaker 13: a lot of things. I've got a couple of young kids.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and as they get older and their friends are
Speaker 4: going out and part and going to festivals and going
Speaker 4: to parties.
Speaker 13: That's exactly right. My husband and we talk about this
Speaker 13: all the time, like you want kids, you want your
Speaker 13: young kids to go and have a great time to
Speaker 13: explore the world, but you want to do it safely.
Speaker 13: And as I think about the sort of world you
Speaker 13: want your kids to go into, knowing that we have
Speaker 13: a health focused approach and a pill testing approach that
Speaker 13: can make a difference. Why wouldn't we go down this path?
Speaker 3: Also, like you're saying, say someone rocks up at a
Speaker 3: music festival with a pill they're intending to take it.
Speaker 3: There's also that a demographic of people who are starting
Speaker 3: to get peer pressured into that environment as well, and
Speaker 3: if they've got the option to find out what's in it,
Speaker 3: it might be enough to not go.
Speaker 5: Through with it.
Speaker 13: It is, And I've talked to other parents about this.
Speaker 13: You know, I got nieces and nephews as well as kids.
Speaker 13: You talk to talk to people all the time about
Speaker 13: a range of things. But I've also spoken recently to
Speaker 13: other parents as well, and one mum said to me,
Speaker 13: young people are smart and they just deserve the information.
Speaker 5: And that's great.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 13: You know, you've got to give people information. This is
Speaker 13: the other I think really positive outcome from this approach
Speaker 13: is that. And the evidence tells us this as well.
Speaker 13: When the pills tested, people will tell other people what's
Speaker 13: in it, So got that ripple effect.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Also, one of our listeners brought up a really good
Speaker 3: point yesterday. It's going to affect the dealers as well.
Speaker 5: Cheer. It was going to flunt in there blackbart one
Speaker 5: hundred percent.
Speaker 3: It'll kill the black market because if they're providing dodgy stuff,
Speaker 3: that word's going to get out and no one's going
Speaker 3: to be buying from them.
Speaker 5: So we mentioned the history of this, and it's worth
Speaker 5: noting again that the government has been opposed to it
Speaker 5: in the past. So why the change of hearts so suddenly,
Speaker 5: because was there what was it? I know it's an
Speaker 5: amotive issue, but you know twelve months ago Dan was
Speaker 5: vehemently opposed. Now and now you're saying no where, We're
Speaker 5: for it. We're going to enact this trial.
Speaker 13: Look, I've spoken about how my own personal views have
Speaker 13: changed over a number of years. And then it became
Speaker 13: premier at the end of September last year, and then
Speaker 13: we had over summer we had paramedics, Victorian paramedics turn
Speaker 13: out across a three month period to more overdoses than
Speaker 13: they did for all of last year. Sothington, there was
Speaker 13: a whole range of here. There was Plemington, there was
Speaker 13: the festival at at near Horsham, which also had some challenges.
Speaker 13: And so when you again consider that, consider the impact
Speaker 13: it's having not just on people individually, but on our
Speaker 13: health system the pressure it puts on our health system.
Speaker 13: We took some time to look at again evidence, fact,
Speaker 13: get data, talk to experts, but also importantly to talk
Speaker 13: to families as well, which is how we've arrived at
Speaker 13: the decision we announced yesterday.
Speaker 4: And what has the response been for you on that decision,
Speaker 4: Because yesterday when we opened the phones, I honestly thought
Speaker 4: it would be overwhelmingly positive, but it was a pretty
Speaker 4: much fifty to fifty split. And the people who are
Speaker 4: against it, which I can understand, right because some people
Speaker 4: just don't want you know, drugs are illegal, they're llegal
Speaker 4: to take. Why are we doing something that is encouraging
Speaker 4: people to take them? So I can understand where that
Speaker 4: fifty percent come from. But that fifty percent really like
Speaker 4: completely against this idea.
Speaker 13: Yeah, look, and I respect you've got to absolutely listen
Speaker 13: and respect to different views. But for me, it's come
Speaker 13: down to the fact that this is a reality, and
Speaker 13: we have the power. We know what works. We know
Speaker 13: what works from reducing harm providing factual, non judgmental information
Speaker 13: to people who were already intending to use that substance.
Speaker 13: If we've got the power to give that information to
Speaker 13: reduce harm, to potentially save a life. Why wouldn't we
Speaker 13: do this. That's really how we've come to this decision.
Speaker 3: We are on the air of the Premier just sent
Speaker 3: to Alan this morning. We're talking the pill testing trial.
Speaker 3: Just since you can, I ask you an honest question,
Speaker 3: have you done drugs in your life?
Speaker 13: I got asked this question last year sometime last year,
Speaker 13: and I'd said it was a long long time ago.
Speaker 13: There was a cannabis a long long time ago. But again,
Speaker 13: I don't want this.
Speaker 3: To be up for the reason I asked, because there
Speaker 3: was an issue that got brought up. Yay, so true.
Speaker 3: This isn't just about.
Speaker 4: It's not just.
Speaker 5: Music festivals.
Speaker 3: The clubs are packed with people. If you think drugs
Speaker 3: aren't getting circulated, you've got.
Speaker 5: Your head in the sand. It's not just pills and it.
Speaker 13: Isn't and so again, but it is about for me
Speaker 13: looking at the evidence, and for me that's really important.
Speaker 13: It's always been important in whatever ministerial or portfolio role
Speaker 13: I've had for a long period of time, listening to
Speaker 13: experts and taking on evidence is just so important. So
Speaker 13: this is just a trial, Well I want to make
Speaker 13: this is this really clear. We're not trialing to see
Speaker 13: if it does or doesn't happen. We plan to bring
Speaker 13: pill testing into Victoria. It's a trial to see what
Speaker 13: model works best.
Speaker 4: Is it happening in other states?
Speaker 5: We're behind Queensland.
Speaker 13: Queensland have a trial, a CT have done a trial,
Speaker 13: and I think have got it more on a more
Speaker 13: permanent basis.
Speaker 3: For the digital licenses and now the.
Speaker 4: Digital life that takes so long.
Speaker 5: To take so long?
Speaker 3: Roll it outside Electric one o'clock.
Speaker 5: All your questions.
Speaker 3: That's cute, like i'd be carded. Hey, it's just gone
Speaker 3: eight thirty. You happen to hang around after the break?
Speaker 3: Just quickly, there's there's something we want to bring.
Speaker 5: Up with you.
Speaker 3: It's a much lighter topic, but we want to get
Speaker 3: you away.
Speaker 5: And next here on the air with Jason Lauren Clints
Speaker 5: here from the newsroom and.
Speaker 3: Premier premiree Beye.
Speaker 5: Just like Miley, Premio doesn't do that.
Speaker 4: That's terrible singing. You ever did that?
Speaker 3: Just quickly because I noticed when Dan would do the rounds.
Speaker 3: I mean, it was a different world back then, but
Speaker 3: he had to travel with a bit of security. You
Speaker 3: got the popo traveling with you these days. Can you
Speaker 3: run some reds?
Speaker 13: I've got some. We don't run reads, no, we follow
Speaker 13: every road rule. But now I've got I've got the team.
Speaker 4: Here are you loving it?
Speaker 13: It's an amazing job.
Speaker 5: How are you been in now? What?
Speaker 13: End of September?
Speaker 4: US?
Speaker 13: So nine months?
Speaker 4: I think I just said to you before. You must
Speaker 4: be glad to be the premier now, not five years ago,
Speaker 4: four years ago, have a long ago that was it feels.
Speaker 13: You covid Field. It's a lifetime ago, but also so
Speaker 13: not that far away. Look at it any time is
Speaker 13: there's always challenges because we're a big and busy stay
Speaker 13: really big and busy state. It's a really exciting job.
Speaker 13: It's challenging. The best bit about it is really getting
Speaker 13: out and talking to people and meeting people's and listening
Speaker 13: and following through on their issues. That's really the.
Speaker 3: Best bits to threaten the kids.
Speaker 13: The kids are more interested in the bodyguards.
Speaker 4: Premiers are such a big deal now, like pre Dan,
Speaker 4: I didn't know who the premier were? Who was it?
Speaker 5: Pre Dan? It was Value.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have even known it. Do you know who
Speaker 4: the premier was before Anastasia polos.
Speaker 3: Shape I think for a week.
Speaker 5: Well, done.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like premiers are just a big deal now.
Speaker 13: And again, I think COVID showed like when you think
Speaker 13: about what state governments do. We run all their schools,
Speaker 13: we run our hospitals, we run the police force, we
Speaker 13: build the roads and trailer We're responsible for a lot
Speaker 13: of people rely.
Speaker 5: On premiu premier perks. You didn't when you're a minister
Speaker 5: or a deputy premier.
Speaker 3: Surely they're not parking you in the waiting Babe McDon no.
Speaker 2: You do well.
Speaker 13: You do get dropped right at the front door. That's
Speaker 13: pretty nice. It's pretty nice. I do get I get
Speaker 13: a few more staff. I get lots of coffees.
Speaker 4: And teas because we had Sally Cat, the Lord Mayor
Speaker 4: of the Lord Mayor of Melbourne is coming in and
Speaker 4: a big question I've got for her is do you
Speaker 4: get a snack till.
Speaker 13: I like those little Turkish delights. I know this is controversial.
Speaker 13: You might chocolate.
Speaker 4: You're no wonder. You two have friends run away. He's
Speaker 4: the only young man. He's like an old woman. He
Speaker 4: sleeps with an electric blanket and eats Turkish delight.
Speaker 3: Now, just center, I want to test something out this morning,
Speaker 3: because you would now that you're the premier, roll them
Speaker 3: with some high powered friends and on the show a
Speaker 3: while back we were talking about celebrities. Who's the biggest
Speaker 3: big dog you've got in your phone when it comes
Speaker 3: to high profile celebrities. Clint said this the other.
Speaker 4: Day when we talked about the biggest celebrities in our
Speaker 4: phone and you said the premiere of Melbourne. I felt
Speaker 4: sad for you, Victoria. I actually felt a bit flat
Speaker 4: for you because I know you know you, Laura, I
Speaker 4: know you know celebrities.
Speaker 5: Have you got her number?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No, you don't. I congratulated on me.
Speaker 4: Isn't it that grod? We were trying to hang it
Speaker 4: on Clint, but Clint gets Clint loves he's the number
Speaker 4: one power.
Speaker 13: Well, there is a lot of mutual admiration. I've watched
Speaker 13: Clint's career blossom. No, genuinely, you left Bendy go and
Speaker 13: they're not see you on the Telly doing the sport.
Speaker 13: It's a real thrill to see people, young people with
Speaker 13: talent go on and do one off.
Speaker 4: Surely you know bigger celebrities than Clint' stun away and
Speaker 4: you're much bigger star in your contact book.
Speaker 5: You'd have the PM in there.
Speaker 13: We've got the PM in there talking about other state premiers.
Speaker 13: So my mine's perhaps not as razzle dazzle as click here.
Speaker 4: Still the biggest in.
Speaker 3: His though, elbow big on the Emogenes.
Speaker 13: He's not bad on the text.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's not a voice to text is but he
Speaker 3: does the voice memory memo.
Speaker 13: No, no, no, it's more more the text.
Speaker 6: Do you guys text on you have to bound like
Speaker 6: signal or what more?
Speaker 4: What'sapp?
Speaker 13: It seems to be the A lot of business gets
Speaker 13: done on WhatsApp.
Speaker 5: He'd be a thumbs up guy, wouldn't he?
Speaker 3: A lot of business gets done on signal as well.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much for coming in this morning. We
Speaker 3: really appreciate it. Great to talk and I know it's
Speaker 3: got mixed feelings in Melbourne, and I can you know
Speaker 3: we completely understand because of the fear behind it.
Speaker 4: The pill testing, but I think the.
Speaker 3: Pill testing is a great initiative. Thank you.
Speaker 6: How's Victoria going? Just before we let you go.
Speaker 13: Look, we're going well. If you look at a metric
Speaker 13: like number of people in jobs, got really unemployment rates
Speaker 13: and record number of people in jobs.
Speaker 3: But I will.
Speaker 13: Acknowledge that you know, cost of living continues to be
Speaker 13: a really tough thing for families. We do a bunch
Speaker 13: of stuff. We've got the school saving bonus, free regio
Speaker 13: for for apprentices, we've got free kinder, free tafe. But
Speaker 13: I will acknowledge that it's tough for many families and
Speaker 13: that's why keeping people in a job and providing cost
Speaker 13: of living supports a real focus for me.
Speaker 6: When's that tunnel going to be done?
Speaker 4: Because well we got a couple, We've got kill Road's
Speaker 4: being a dog's breakfast.
Speaker 13: So Westcoat Tunnel, Wastcoat Tunnel, Metro tunnel, they're both got
Speaker 13: to be open next year.
Speaker 5: Guy, and just last one who wins tonight? Are you
Speaker 5: cheering for the Queenslanders or the New Welshman?
Speaker 13: I will confess not a big not a big rugby
Speaker 13: league that makes all bus walls more my things? Next week? Yeah, Benno,
Speaker 13: spirit to pick one. I know it's really hard.
Speaker 6: Look at the color of your glasses.
Speaker 4: Maybe Yeah.
Speaker 13: I was going to say New South because it means
Speaker 13: it goes we're on the maroons. All I care about
Speaker 13: is that the MCG is going to be packed out
Speaker 13: and that's where they get the people to stay of origin.
Speaker 13: It's here in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Just into Alan on the air with us this morning.
Speaker 3: I hear it Nober one hundred. Thanks for coming.
Speaker 4: In, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5: Sorry Ja on the air. I think I'm going to hell.
Speaker 4: What have you done now?
Speaker 3: Our babysitter asked me for invites to the Nova Red
Speaker 3: Room for teddy swims.
Speaker 4: My every person I've ever come across in my life,
Speaker 4: even from high school and I haven't seen over twenty years,
Speaker 4: has asked me for invites to the teddy swims over Edward,
Speaker 4: did you trade for something?
Speaker 3: I said, Unfortunately, I can't get them. And because she
Speaker 3: didn't know the date, I said, well, I've got you
Speaker 3: can I book you in for a Sunday in a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks time we have we have a work
Speaker 3: function on.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but you're working.
Speaker 3: Thank you, Lauren, you're working.
Speaker 5: And unfortunately you could take here plus one can't. I'm
Speaker 5: taking the missus and all the.
Speaker 6: Mom's gone, not all the mums. You could only get like.
Speaker 4: Two ticken Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I asked for a
Speaker 4: lot and I couldn't.
Speaker 2: We're doing about how many mums do you take?
Speaker 3: I don't get any couple?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yes, you've had this tantrum before and they've said, yeah,
Speaker 4: just email us and tell us who you'd like to bring.
Speaker 4: And have you done that? No, that sounds like you problem.
Speaker 3: You know what, You're the most time maintenance of us all.
Speaker 4: Now, you know what. I would say, you're more high maintenance.
Speaker 4: But Clint just plays like the little poor me. I
Speaker 4: do pull me, like Sarah has said so many times. Yeah, Clint,
Speaker 4: of course, I reckon. I've even text you saying just
Speaker 4: email them.
Speaker 5: Hang on high maintenance, a hair straightener.
Speaker 4: Jason's the most time matenance.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten is out.
Speaker 4: We should ask executive producer broad here, who's the most
Speaker 4: time maintenance in here?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: No, do you really want me to answer that? I'll
Speaker 1: tell you after the show. No, I would say you
Speaker 1: will have your days. Jason is very high maintenance. I
Speaker 1: would say ninety five percent of the time percent of
Speaker 1: the time, and Clint one percent.
Speaker 3: Of the Yay, I'll take that means I'm not one
Speaker 3: hundred percent. When you added Teddy Swims, give us a
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Speaker 3: invites to the brand new and latest Nova Redroom. Clint
Speaker 3: is here.
Speaker 5: From the newsroom as well and Teddy Swims.
Speaker 3: Invites are going off right now on the phone thirteen
Speaker 3: twenty four ten to when you wait to the nover redroom.
Speaker 4: Nah, I appreciate that the phones are going absolutely it's
Speaker 4: you can also register by the Nova player app yes
Speaker 4: to for your invites to be coming along and joining us.
Speaker 6: I'm so excited about.
Speaker 3: This, yeah, and it's got my attention through in the morning,
Speaker 3: they keep running footage of Julian Assange getting out him
Speaker 3: and k Rudd brothers.
Speaker 5: What do you mean do you look this?
Speaker 4: They're brothers with Draco malfoy as well, without heirdo. They
Speaker 4: look the same, so slick back white here. I just
Speaker 4: saw him walking in.
Speaker 5: To Quadra Malfoy from Harry Potter.
Speaker 4: You're a Wizardarry, but as a.
Speaker 2: White walker he's walking into court.
Speaker 6: Do you tie up?
Speaker 4: Come on dull world watching.
Speaker 5: He's got like a half fourteen years to practice.
Speaker 4: Your winds are out mate, half winds that it looks
Speaker 4: like a full windsor not that he's undone.
Speaker 6: I'm like, what are you so stressed about?
Speaker 5: He's going to play guilty to.
Speaker 4: Pull your socks up, tuck your shirt.
Speaker 3: What are you up to today pleading guilty to espionage.
Speaker 3: What are you stressed about?
Speaker 5: You do you tire? Brother?
Speaker 4: Whole world's watching. Don't look like a slob, Julian.
Speaker 5: Where you want to look presentable? Coming back through customs that.
Speaker 4: Tullmaron mate, he's rolled in on a private jet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's in a PJ.
Speaker 4: Who's paying for that?
Speaker 3: Hopefully you won't be able to use smart gate because
Speaker 3: I think it came out when he was held up
Speaker 3: in the end.
Speaker 6: I reckon his passport wouldn't have the chip in.
Speaker 3: It, an old passport. He left the line up.
Speaker 4: I think he's come through a private terminal. Well, he's
Speaker 4: not going through Wait where is he currently?
Speaker 5: He's on a on an island.
Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, he's not in Tullamarine.
Speaker 3: Well, jokes on him because he's going to miss out
Speaker 3: on the duty free.
Speaker 5: Well giant, Actually don't know where he's what city is Google?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 4: Will Julian Assange live and will he be a celebrity?
Speaker 6: Will we see him on I'm a celebrity, Get me
Speaker 6: out of here next to Reckon.
Speaker 3: We'll get him in for the five K five K question.
Speaker 4: I'm a celet I Reckon Dancing with the Stars. But
Speaker 4: definitely get didn't Chappelle call we do Dancing with the
Speaker 4: Stars and cousins going He's a Queensland will want to
Speaker 4: get back for the state of watching. To thank you
Speaker 4: for being.
Speaker 5: I go to see Juliana Sarge Queenslander.
Speaker 3: The antenna never used to pick it up in the
Speaker 3: old Member Embassy.
Speaker 5: He's been in prison in London before that, the Ecuadorian
Speaker 5: embassy for that. No Fox the embassy.
Speaker 3: That's why he was always on that funny little balcony.
Speaker 5: You can if you upgrade the package. I just don't
Speaker 5: think the Ecuadorians are be keen on that.
Speaker 4: We understand subscriptions so that they can get uninterrupted state
Speaker 4: of origins.
Speaker 6: No, it's nine now nine and nine our state of origin.
Speaker 3: Aaron rich is in next, Aaron, have you ever spent
Speaker 3: a night at the embassy.
Speaker 4: They've got in Ecuador?
Speaker 5: On Netflix? You got to put your mic on there, Aaron.
Speaker 4: She might as well be in their embassy in Ecuador.
Speaker 4: His microphone's not coming.
Speaker 5: Through the embassy hotel? Is it the government?
Speaker 3: The government has silenced him, have they? Aaron rich is
Speaker 3: coming in next?
Speaker 5: Your chance, Aaron Richie.
Speaker 4: Crossing the Humphreys still got there.
Speaker 5: The poor can't defend himself.
Speaker 4: We run a smooth ship here at Nova, don't.
Speaker 3: We have a great day of running to a state
Speaker 3: of origin.
Speaker 4: If you're going tonight, Queensland Are Queenslanders?
Speaker 3: Jesus, Aronthing, next cinema, Bye, thank you for being.
Speaker 5: Gonna be Jason Lauren, Jason.
Speaker 4: Lauren wake up feeling Good on number one hundred. Jason
Speaker 4: Lauren Foo on socials,