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Speaker 1: There's been an incident, as you know listeners in the

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Speaker 2: But we're going through what we found all these tubes

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Speaker 1: And different things over the years, and there's there's some

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Speaker 2: Tigers and the Bulldogs, all these different found that month

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Speaker 2: for a heap of success. Yeah we did. Well guess

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Speaker 1: And how they go now, well maybe years ago brother anyway,

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Speaker 1: So this is one big long one. I'm saying, wow,

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Speaker 1: coming out, coming out, coming out, mate. Honestly, it's nearly

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Speaker 1: the side of a billboard. It's Trisha and or old

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Speaker 3: The beach sand beach in Hawaii.

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Speaker 2: Am I trishes, I just throw it out. Now. We

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Speaker 4: Did you see, Cooper, I've seen it because you made

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Speaker 4: So and I set it up and I hung it

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Speaker 3: What's my response?

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Speaker 4: You were stoked with it? She goes, how hot are

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Speaker 1: No, you look better now. I think I didn't like.

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Speaker 3: Chang, famous stographer. Was he you know who came out

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Speaker 4: Who has because we ended up finding out it gets better.

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Speaker 4: We ended up finding out around the Forgive me if

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Speaker 4: I get this wrong, but I'm pretty sure someone said

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Speaker 4: Yeah, actually, I have some feedback quickly. This was one

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Speaker 2: This again, Ship, I shouldn't hyped it up that I've

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Speaker 4: This is from one of our listeners, Matthew. This was brilliant.

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Speaker 4: Hi Cooper, how are you mate? Love your work and everything.

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Speaker 2: It was a school vacation. They went like an excursion thing.

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Speaker 3: Give us, okay, give us the Can you give us

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Speaker 2: Do you know the continent Europe?

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Speaker 3: Would you like to gamble?

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Speaker 2: Italy like Italy Europe? Definitely, it was an uncertainty.

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Speaker 2: Oh, dear, excellent, excellent.

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Speaker 5: Now, John's when we're in Vegas this time, what I

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Speaker 3: Is what you did last year.

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Speaker 5: Every time the elevated door should open and we'd exit

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Speaker 6: That is brilliant from you.

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Speaker 5: Ah man, turn around and give me a little clip

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Speaker 3: Yeah, every time, every time? Thankfully. No, they were lost.

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Speaker 2: Hands coming through. And then if you had a number

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Speaker 3: And then remember the guy.

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Speaker 5: oh what happened? He went, Oh, that poor woman just

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Speaker 2: And we saw the same guy the next day again.

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Speaker 3: Maybe you should think about not drinking, mate, it's silly.

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Speaker 4: Before we get into another buzz Matt story. I was

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Speaker 4: You for just like Buzzer, no this, He's done plenty

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Speaker 2: I was there commercial interest.

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Speaker 4: Who did you do it? For?

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Speaker 3: They sent him to the best places.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so that was good. Well I saw you there,

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Speaker 6: Have you seen where they've been sending him this year?

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Speaker 6: He's gone Melbourne, South Africa, now Vegas, Vegas, Vegas?

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Speaker 2: Like I would.

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Speaker 4: But it was like, I mean, we've raved about thunder

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Speaker 3: Products are coming out.

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Speaker 4: The woman eyes are three thousand, I had.

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Speaker 2: I had a little look at that.

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Speaker 4: It was like pleasure from every angle. Really, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 7: In, getting a little bit smutty my life.

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Speaker 2: This is this is what the podcast is.

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Speaker 3: This is Cooper.

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Speaker 2: It is.

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Speaker 4: It's disgusting brand.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, remember betraying the comics and the death notices Buzzfield

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Speaker 2: Then? Mate?

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Speaker 4: I'm getting packed at the airport, mate, I'm getting packed

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Speaker 2: Maybe we should just take control of this.

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Speaker 3: This is for free. You can add water to their

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Speaker 1: Now I know what you're thinking out there, people listening

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I think I got a smaller ass. No,

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Speaker 6: A two birds, one stone. Also, if she was crawling

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Speaker 4: Three stones, four stones, one bird. You know what, while

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Speaker 4: in my life.

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Speaker 3: Prof's twenty four hour.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, fourteenth of March twenty eleven. High Anonymous further

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Speaker 4: imprudent of me not to take this seriously. You repeatedly

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Speaker 3: But do we have this guy's name? I love him.

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Speaker 4: I don't have his name. I could possibly track him

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Speaker 7: Oh he is.

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Speaker 5: When he was like a toddler. If we're out and

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Speaker 3: That's very good.

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Speaker 4: You ever been arrested? Uh? Y?

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Speaker 2: I was arrested once, actually was for urinating in public.

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Speaker 2: Because what had happened there were circumstances. I don't know

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Speaker 1: So the guy went, okay, this is what can happen

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Speaker 1: like this has got six months. His maximum which were

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Speaker 2: That's good.

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Speaker 4: And you've never urinated in public?

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Speaker 3: Well, you can't get rested for the wedding. Your parts right.

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Speaker 1: Two years later, I actually did, and I turned on

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Speaker 1: listening to Maddi John's podcast. We have some more highlights

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