WEBVTT - Are You A Parking Ticket? Because You Have Fine Written All Over You

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the best place because you've found the podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>It means you've searched above and beyond to get hold

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<v Speaker 1>of Jody and Hazy.

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<v Speaker 2>We love that.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is the post Valentine's Day edition, and no

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<v Speaker 1>doubts you're let's just say you're in recovery mode.

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<v Speaker 3>Pickup lines, that's what we need to talk about. Just

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<v Speaker 3>some of the worst, some of the best, some of

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<v Speaker 3>them just beyond. Are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 4>Mate?

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<v Speaker 5>There is no way you're going to take me home

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<v Speaker 5>with that sort of crap?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Because there's been a release and the best pickup lines

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<v Speaker 1>as voted by the public, and this one got a

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<v Speaker 1>good percentage of public votes. Are you a parking ticket

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<v Speaker 1>because you've got fine written all over you?

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<v Speaker 5>Just be fully cognizant of the fact that I will

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<v Speaker 5>laugh in your face if you said that to me.

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<v Speaker 2>How big of a fine?

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<v Speaker 1>Like three hundred and eighty dollars when I got caught

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<v Speaker 1>in the bus zone after four o'clock?

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<v Speaker 4>Stop talking that voice of.

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<v Speaker 2>That wasn't arousing at all.

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<v Speaker 3>No, and I'm not aroused either. JODI's deuce, We're going

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<v Speaker 3>to talk Rihanna. Speaking of arousing, how hot did she

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<v Speaker 3>look She looked magnificent, gorgeous, pregnant.

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<v Speaker 2>Unbelievably so.

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<v Speaker 1>And you really highlighted this well, the fact she was

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<v Speaker 1>getting hate online.

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<v Speaker 5>Like go away, go away, it just.

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<v Speaker 1>Means that there's no one who is immune from scrutiny online.

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<v Speaker 2>I know a bunch of losers.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So the he's a woman who's worth two billion dollars,

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<v Speaker 3>she sold two hundred million albums.

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<v Speaker 4>She's standing on a stage in.

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<v Speaker 5>Front of, oh my god, the whole entire world after

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<v Speaker 5>four years of having a hiatus from her job to

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<v Speaker 5>have a.

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<v Speaker 3>Baby, and people are like, oh, dull, shut up. Why

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<v Speaker 3>don't those people have a crack at doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Probably from the bloke who on Twitter and still can't

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<v Speaker 1>see he's the lower part of his body because his

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<v Speaker 1>big guts is in the way. I've got no doubt

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<v Speaker 1>that's the body type of a lot of the trolls.

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<v Speaker 1>Some love letters we penned as well, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You do, beautiful wife, Kara, And I want to say

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<v Speaker 3>she got everything she deserved, but she didn't.

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<v Speaker 4>She needed much more than that.

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<v Speaker 1>She needed to know my affection for American sport.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Gallumhan joined us in the studio to tell us

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<v Speaker 3>what we should and should not eat.

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<v Speaker 5>In case you wanted to get lucky on Valentine's Day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and how did you go to all in there

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<v Speaker 1>have fun strody and hazy cites Valentine's Day, And that

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<v Speaker 1>means it's if you're a relationship and you're a happy couple,

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<v Speaker 1>you celebrate each other. And if you're single, you're desperately

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<v Speaker 1>out there trying to find a mate mate.

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<v Speaker 3>You are hitting tinder so hard today. Can you imagine

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<v Speaker 3>Tinder is just going to explode? And Grinder and all

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<v Speaker 3>the other Honders, all the yinders.

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<v Speaker 1>They're a tight knit family, aren't they different purposes?

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<v Speaker 4>They catch up a Christmas exactly?

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Well, Moon Pig has released the best pickup lines,

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<v Speaker 3>as voted by the public.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want to hear some of them?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? Please? Okay, I don't want to get two arrows though.

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<v Speaker 3>Just take a break and maybe don't look at me,

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<v Speaker 3>because then that'll just take you over the educator.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, So I'll be okay, But look, news reader Abbey

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<v Speaker 1>is in as his producers are, so girls, just try

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<v Speaker 1>and contain yourself and you hear some of these beautiful

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<v Speaker 1>words being constructed.

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<v Speaker 6>Producers, Do you think you're okay. Do you think you'll

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<v Speaker 6>be able to I think I'll manage.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you want me to deliver them or him? I

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<v Speaker 4>want to be of both. I want to see it all. Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll go first. Ready, Girls, this is one of the

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<v Speaker 4>top pickup lines for Assis.

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<v Speaker 3>I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being

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<v Speaker 3>named this week's hottest single.

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<v Speaker 1>Awful, who's getting weaker than me?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you're up.

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<v Speaker 2>All about this one.

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<v Speaker 1>You are parking ticket because you've got fine written all those.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this one's not on the list, but but but

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<v Speaker 3>it's one that I've heard.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to hear it?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?

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<v Speaker 4>That a few times? I mean, who hasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a writer and here's the top one.

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<v Speaker 1>I hope you know CPR because you just took my

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<v Speaker 1>breath away.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not bad. That's not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>So that's not good. It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I'm not reading this situation very well.

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<v Speaker 3>If a bloke said that to you, what would you say?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you laugh in their face?

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<v Speaker 4>I'd laugh and I'd like high five of them as

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<v Speaker 4>I walk off. Yeah, right, well you'd be gone.

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<v Speaker 2>Girls, I've got a couple four years.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, so I've just taken from back in the day

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<v Speaker 1>on twenty ten sort of error marble bar, heavy bar

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<v Speaker 1>or the top spots.

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<v Speaker 2>What about this one?

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<v Speaker 1>Well here I am What are your other two wishes?

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<v Speaker 4>Did that ever work?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think so. Yep, And this was probably my

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<v Speaker 1>favorite one. If you're a transformer, you'd be optimus fine,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you make this sound and that was the difference,

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<v Speaker 1>and then it was on.

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<v Speaker 7>It was on.

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<v Speaker 2>That's opious prime.

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<v Speaker 4>By the way, your wife.

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<v Speaker 2>Not quite hers was more the power of music.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got one final and then Abby, you have to

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<v Speaker 3>decide what the best pickup line of the morning is.

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<v Speaker 4>I'd like to.

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<v Speaker 3>Take you to the movies, but they won't let you

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<v Speaker 3>take in your own snacks.

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<v Speaker 2>On Twitter? What does what does it mean?

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<v Speaker 1>What's going on? What does that mean?

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<v Speaker 4>I do play dumb? Do not play dumb?

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<v Speaker 2>Spe Birthday? Why do we hand it up to the people?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four to ten best pickup lines and up

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<v Speaker 1>for grabs as well? What about this nice it'll stay

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<v Speaker 1>at the Oval Hotel?

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<v Speaker 3>If I can tell you that is the most magnificent hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>It is so lovely and it's so modern, and it's

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<v Speaker 3>got those curtains that you push a button and they close.

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<v Speaker 2>How is that news?

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<v Speaker 4>When Gregory wants to have a snack?

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<v Speaker 2>My gosh, so room service? What sort of room service?

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<v Speaker 2>To be talking? What he wants to shut the curtains

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<v Speaker 2>in the room? God's pleading anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten News read Abby you can judge

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<v Speaker 1>this as well the best pickup lines?

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, and you get to award this price.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm so excited for this.

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<v Speaker 1>And do you have to award the price because you

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<v Speaker 1>might be so disgusting all these pickup lines?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you keep the room to yourself?

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<v Speaker 6>To be honest, I could do with a night on

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<v Speaker 6>my own hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's be good with some snacks. Let's go to

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor from Plimpton. What you got for is Taylor? Have

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<v Speaker 3>you Valentine's go by the way?

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<v Speaker 7>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 6>I actually have two of them.

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<v Speaker 4>I can guarantee none of.

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<v Speaker 8>Them work, but I am engaged, so that's something I guess.

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<v Speaker 1>So my first one is.

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<v Speaker 2>Baby boy, are you a matchbox?

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<v Speaker 8>Because you just let my.

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<v Speaker 1>Heart and buy it. The second one is I could

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<v Speaker 1>have stormed. We went to school together, didn't we have chemistry?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't Taylor, well done, thank you, thanks very much.

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<v Speaker 2>That is very very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten. This is an ova. Who we've

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<v Speaker 1>got here? Which pick up artist do we have here?

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<v Speaker 5>Hi?

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<v Speaker 4>Who we got here?

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<v Speaker 2>That's Ricky?

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<v Speaker 3>I got good Ricky?

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<v Speaker 1>How did you used to do some of your best

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<v Speaker 1>work back in the day? Go and give it to us?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh?

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<v Speaker 8>No, good work.

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<v Speaker 7>But anyway, I'll pick up one.

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<v Speaker 8>You've got a wife, fi because I feel a connection.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, short, sweet, short and sharp does the job. That's

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<v Speaker 2>not bad.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just judging by user to Abby's face. I'm not

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<v Speaker 4>sure about the one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm looking around all the women in that studio.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not sure. I'm feeling the vibes.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, let's go again.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here we go. Thirteen twenty four ten. Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>We got to go to Kylie and Grenneth.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey Kylie, Hello, how are you?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>We're good? Okay. Your best pickup line is that a

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<v Speaker 4>mirroring pocket?

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<v Speaker 1>Because I can see myself in your pant?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's good.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay my twelve year old she says, if you're a bogger,

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<v Speaker 4>i'd pick you fir Oh that's cute. Okay, go to

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<v Speaker 4>the newsroom. Now this is actually quite hard.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>I thought I'd hate all of them, but probably the

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<v Speaker 6>one that I haven't heard, the chemistry one by Taylor.

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<v Speaker 4>I thought that was quite good. You like that because

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<v Speaker 4>it's a pickup line, but.

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<v Speaker 6>It's subtle, Yes, because people actually go, oh, do we

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<v Speaker 6>have chemistry?

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<v Speaker 4>Then you like, like they don't realize it's a pickup line. Yeah, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's it's a bit more subtle than do you have

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<v Speaker 3>a mirror in your pocket?

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<v Speaker 4>I did like that too. Oh can they all go

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<v Speaker 4>to that laid over and stay? No, mate, doesn't work.

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<v Speaker 2>That does work? That as generous as you are on

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<v Speaker 2>your birthday?

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm going with Taylor. Okay, is good? Taylor?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, really, congrat so much, so good.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much.

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<v Speaker 4>Happy Valentine's Day, guys.

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<v Speaker 3>Thanks and to.

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<v Speaker 1>You you too, Taylor. So, who's head along to this

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<v Speaker 1>little weekend escape with you?

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<v Speaker 8>Ah?

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<v Speaker 3>My boyfriend Josh, Well, my fiance should.

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<v Speaker 1>Say, okay, so did we did we establish before that

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<v Speaker 1>you use these pickup lines?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you say? Or he?

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<v Speaker 3>No? I didn't buy up words in the back of

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<v Speaker 3>my pocket in case anything ever does go wrong.

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<v Speaker 4>I hope Josh is aware of that.

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<v Speaker 5>That's okay, Yeah, probably maybe Josh needs a plan.

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<v Speaker 2>B and C well, very good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Fine accommodation for holiday you and the Wady fat with hotels,

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<v Speaker 1>motest holiday rentals are more of your choices yours.

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<v Speaker 2>What if it is Ozzie for travel. You've stayed at

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<v Speaker 2>this as well? Yes, the hotel to.

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<v Speaker 4>Say there, I've had dinner in the Oval Hotel there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's I highly recommend it for a weekend get away.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely magnificent. Right, Jody and Hazy Big Show is coming

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<v Speaker 1>up as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Geez, you're going to get deep. I'm just gonna I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just going to say it.

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<v Speaker 1>Where we're patting love letters to our partners, to Kara

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<v Speaker 1>and to Greg, and I just wonder, I just wonder

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<v Speaker 1>if you're going.

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<v Speaker 2>To shed a tear or two because you.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes I really can pull you in heartstrings.

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<v Speaker 3>There's very few things that make me cry, but talking

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<v Speaker 3>about my husband is.

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<v Speaker 7>One of them.

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<v Speaker 3>So mainly because I feel sorry for it.

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<v Speaker 4>Book for holiday you this summer because he's acting a

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<v Speaker 4>little different on holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>All of daring, relaxing sometimes be more fancy.

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<v Speaker 3>And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit

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<v Speaker 3>your style, booking.

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<v Speaker 2>X get Away on the what if? What if it's

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<v Speaker 2>Aussie for travel all the.

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<v Speaker 4>Guest breaking story.

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<v Speaker 7>This tale has several scenes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's so huge seventy.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, what about Rhianna's electrifying performance at the super Bowl

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<v Speaker 3>at halftime yesterday?

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<v Speaker 2>A very ray.

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<v Speaker 4>You only have thirteen minutes, that's the challenge.

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<v Speaker 2>So you're trying to cram seventeen years of work into

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<v Speaker 2>thirty minutes.

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<v Speaker 7>So it's it's difficult.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a locate key flex what she's saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Look only at thirteen minutes to put in about twenty

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<v Speaker 1>absolute bangers.

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<v Speaker 2>So feel for me.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm such a gun for so long that I just

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't jamb it all in there.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've watched it and thought she's done quite well,

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<v Speaker 3>and then entered social media. So a lot of people

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<v Speaker 3>were accusing the pop icon of lip syncing her way

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<v Speaker 3>through the show, with some calling it the worst ever,

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<v Speaker 3>some said it was amazing, welcome to the Internet. Despite

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<v Speaker 3>I say, despite Andrew Hayes, the fact that she's one

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<v Speaker 3>of the biggest pop stars on the planet. She sold

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<v Speaker 3>over two hundred and fifty million records worldwide. She's had

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and ninety individual awards, despite the fact she's

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<v Speaker 3>worth two billion dollars. Let's have a listen to what

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<v Speaker 3>Bruno on Twitter had to say about Rihanna.

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<v Speaker 2>Shall we or Bruno mars bag.

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<v Speaker 4>No, No, this is just Bruno.

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<v Speaker 3>He's presumably sitting on his couch with his hands stuck

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<v Speaker 3>in a box of pringles, just lamenting the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>he's never had a girlfriend. He wrote of rihanna epic

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<v Speaker 3>that was boring. How dare she grab her crotch like that?

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<v Speaker 3>How rude? I hope she is pregnant and this is

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<v Speaker 3>the kicker. Otherwise she needs to fire her personal trainer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, do you have the big one? The

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<v Speaker 2>big one? What are you building up to? Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 3>No?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I was ignoring him because he's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Tird So it's a good thing because I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>and sometimes it's a fashion that some particular people that

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<v Speaker 1>if I was Rihanna and Donald Trump came out and

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<v Speaker 1>said I loved every second.

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<v Speaker 2>Of that, you'd be like, Oh, I don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>to like it. I prefer you to.

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<v Speaker 4>Hate it exactly. Anyway. That's when I jumped off Twitter,

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<v Speaker 4>never to return.

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<v Speaker 3>That brave woman she's creating a real human in her belly,

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<v Speaker 3>stood in front.

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<v Speaker 4>Of the entire world.

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<v Speaker 3>We are talking hundreds of millions of people after four

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<v Speaker 3>years of not performing, and I thought she nailed it,

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<v Speaker 3>So shut up, Bruno.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyway, what about the stars at the game?

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<v Speaker 3>It was Jay Z, Gordon Ramsay Lebron, James, Paul McCartney.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're a star, you have to beat the super Bowl?

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<v Speaker 7>Right?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Absolutely, it's all.

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<v Speaker 3>Abou Kate Winslet, shall we she's let's see what Bruno

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<v Speaker 3>has to say about Kate Winslet.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure some solid feba.

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<v Speaker 3>She's recalled the weirdness of filming sex scenes with Leonardo

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<v Speaker 3>DiCaprio as her then husband watched on. So the co

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<v Speaker 3>stars shot to fame, of course, after collaborating on James

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<v Speaker 3>Cameron's Titanic in nineteen ninety seven.

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<v Speaker 1>Jack, I want you to draw me like one of

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<v Speaker 1>your French girls, wearing this, wearing only this?

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<v Speaker 2>How that end for you? Jack? Boom of thee.

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<v Speaker 1>And there's plenty of space, plenty of space, it's been

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<v Speaker 1>confirmed quite recently.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually on the door? Is it what you say?

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<v Speaker 7>Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Winslet and DiCaprio are reunited in two thousand and

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<v Speaker 3>eight to star in Revolutionary Road, which was directed by

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<v Speaker 3>her then husband Sam Mendez. So he's basically directing her

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<v Speaker 3>as she's in a sex scene with Leo.

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<v Speaker 4>What do you think is going through her head?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>God, please don't enjoy it too much?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and look as he's seen there, going, look, you're

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<v Speaker 2>a warm blooded human.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I know you're doing because it's Leo DiCaprio exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>You've been old for him. Yeah, but sure you're enjoying.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's also some things you can't hide are The

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<v Speaker 3>original Queen of Australian Idol, Marsha Hines, returned to the

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<v Speaker 3>judging panel on Monday Night alongside Harry Connick Junior, Amy

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<v Speaker 3>Shark and Kyle Sanderlands.

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<v Speaker 9>And the Queen of Australian Idol returns Marcia Hein.

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<v Speaker 1>This competition has seriously gone up and hasn't she goat Marsha.

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<v Speaker 3>I would have loved it if Marsha had gone back

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<v Speaker 3>on the show and gone, God, this has gone downhill

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<v Speaker 3>since I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was what are we doing here?

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<v Speaker 1>This is what has come to try hard as she

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<v Speaker 1>just teased us on Kyle and Kyle didn't see it

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<v Speaker 1>going and no one's spoken to him by ever before,

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<v Speaker 1>ever in his life.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a good script anyway.

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<v Speaker 5>Nothing speaks Valentine's Day like maths?

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<v Speaker 4>Am I right?

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<v Speaker 3>So Josh and his horny wife went at it during

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<v Speaker 3>sex Week, not in a good way. She was on

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<v Speaker 3>a ban as a protest about his lack of interest

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<v Speaker 3>in Mummy Daddy time, and it all erupted.

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<v Speaker 6>Is you have a problem with intimacy, Josh, and I'm

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<v Speaker 6>too much for you.

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<v Speaker 7>And you don't know what to I'm too much you.

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<v Speaker 6>I am Josh, and I'm going to speak my truth

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<v Speaker 6>for every goddamn woman in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't that just put a fire in Josh's belly?

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<v Speaker 2>Seriously? Just on that as well?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh go, So it's tune in last night and it

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<v Speaker 1>just sort of feels like so she can scream to Josh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm super towey, yeah, and you're not and it's on you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that what's happening here? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, I mean, can he help? But if he's not

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<v Speaker 4>overly attracted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Her, I don't know exactly. And at what stage is

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<v Speaker 2>he going to grow some balls and say that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, can you just play that audio one time?

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<v Speaker 6>You've got a problem, Josh, and I'm too much for you.

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<v Speaker 4>And you don't know what moment I'm too much Here,

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<v Speaker 4>I am.

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<v Speaker 6>Josh, and I'm going to speak my truth for every.

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<v Speaker 4>Goddamn woman in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>At you told me you've built a.

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<v Speaker 7>Time machine.

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<v Speaker 1>On this daisy. Well, well, well it's Valentine's Day, dirty bird.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a little chip down memory lane for on

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<v Speaker 1>this daisy. Nineteen eighty eight, Elton John gets married in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 4>I think he married Renata, didn't he Granata? Renata?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for jumping in and taking that. I was

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<v Speaker 2>about to say Renate. So it's Renata.

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<v Speaker 8>Thirty minutes after the ceremony began, then you, mister met

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<v Speaker 8>with John stepped outside to greet their fans.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen seventy two, Grease opened at the off Broadway Eaden

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<v Speaker 1>Theater in New York.

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<v Speaker 4>Lately cool Goo, Google Goo.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched that now, and I feel like he was

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<v Speaker 5>a bit of a sleeze I.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, it was.

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<v Speaker 1>It was kind of cool back then when you a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit of swagger, bit too much swagger?

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<v Speaker 7>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think the Fonds was cool?

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<v Speaker 4>No, he was a bit sleezy.

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<v Speaker 1>Too.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like all the men back then, why were they

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<v Speaker 5>so sleezy?

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<v Speaker 1>It's really hip first hop Brady when you're walking, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not so well received. In twenty twenty three No. E.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen seventy seven, janis Ian received four hundred and sixty

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<v Speaker 1>one Valentine's cards, so in her nineteen seventy six hit

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<v Speaker 1>song at seventeen, there was a line in the song

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<v Speaker 1>about not receiving any Valentine's cards.

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<v Speaker 9>The song was written about a time in my life

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<v Speaker 9>when I was really weird looking me.

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<v Speaker 1>Fans took the song literally and responded by sending her

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<v Speaker 1>a bunch of cards.

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<v Speaker 4>I will never forget in year eleven when they.

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<v Speaker 5>Used to like put pete roses in people's lockers, and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Was literally like only one did tell mother? Oh no, geez.

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<v Speaker 4>I made up for it in later years, though, didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I I'm picturing Joeyodi in high school as well, like

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<v Speaker 1>absolute brace face, pimplest, Where's My Rose?

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<v Speaker 3>And I had a boy haircut too that didn't help cut.

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't understand wor eating any roses anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen ninety one Silence of the Lambs film based on

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<v Speaker 1>the book by Thomas Harris starring Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins.

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<v Speaker 2>Is released Still.

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<v Speaker 1>Wake Up Sometimes, don't you wake up in the dark?

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<v Speaker 7>Here the Screaming of the Lamb my.

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<v Speaker 1>Best picture in nineteen ninety two. Go to your line

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<v Speaker 1>from Silence.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the Lambs, I don't know I've got a kiante.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't ever do that again with that in VIZI line,

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<v Speaker 4>mouth please spit everything all over.

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<v Speaker 2>The got's going to break down. It's full of liquid.

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<v Speaker 4>Battle's drowning.

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<v Speaker 1>Two thousand and five YouTube dot com domain was registered.

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<v Speaker 1>And did it go on to do any good things?

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<v Speaker 1>Was it successful? Play was pretty soft?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, it's got a hand.

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<v Speaker 1>Three seventeen guns and roses again in the Melbourne concert

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<v Speaker 1>at the MCG by shouting soon.

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<v Speaker 9>Now that actual just to win the crowd over instantly.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's when you know you're a genuine giant rock

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<v Speaker 1>band when you turn up and you're about to play

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<v Speaker 1>and you go, jeez, sorry, what city we in again?

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<v Speaker 4>Surely they write it on their hands, don't they.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd think. So.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a tip for all the.

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<v Speaker 3>Rock stars out there from Auntie Jody exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>This is Sydney's no over nine, one, nine, and then

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on song on fourteen in two thousand and one

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<v Speaker 1>was an absolute curl from outcast miss Jackson.

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<v Speaker 4>Sorry, missus Jackson, make you down the.

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<v Speaker 3>Well unless you're living under a heart shaped rock, hazy.

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<v Speaker 3>It is Valentine's Day, which means it's a day filled

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<v Speaker 3>with love, and so we would task with the assignment

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<v Speaker 3>of writing a love letter to our respective partners.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and look, I must admit that tugging at my

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<v Speaker 1>own heart strings is not one of my strong suits.

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<v Speaker 1>But look, do you mind if I go first?

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<v Speaker 4>Sure, I would love you to.

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<v Speaker 2>It took me weeks to put this together.

0:19:58.520 --> 0:20:02.239
<v Speaker 1>Blood, sweat, tears, his emotion, everything went into it. So

0:20:02.680 --> 0:20:07.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean, when you hear this, it's me speaking directly

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<v Speaker 1>inside of my heart to my beautiful wife Kara.

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<v Speaker 2>Dear Carra, have you fed the cat? He keeps yelling

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<v Speaker 2>at me. He's definitely got food in his bowl. What's

0:20:18.880 --> 0:20:21.600
<v Speaker 2>his problem? Anyway? How are you?

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<v Speaker 1>It's Valentine's Day and I just want to say how

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<v Speaker 1>much I love and adored the Super Bowl yesterday. Seriously,

0:20:28.520 --> 0:20:32.160
<v Speaker 1>it's like the AFL Grand Final times a thousand. What'd

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<v Speaker 1>you think of the result? And also Rhianna. We sha

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<v Speaker 1>any good? Pretty crazy right, Good to see you back

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<v Speaker 1>in the mix. So we had a Super Bowl party

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<v Speaker 1>at lunch at work and I had too many hot dogs. Look,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not great with words, but what I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 1>say is I very much love and appreciate American sport

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<v Speaker 1>so much.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just on a different level.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, seriously, the sport we have here is outrageous, but

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<v Speaker 1>when you compare it to the NBA in the NFL,

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<v Speaker 1>it's just entirely on a different planet. Finally, Kara, my love,

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<v Speaker 1>can I just take this opportunity to tell you how

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<v Speaker 1>much I love and appreciate the work of Lebron James.

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<v Speaker 1>He's thirty eight, Kara, thirty eight years old. He just

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<v Speaker 1>passed the scoring record and he's still putting up these

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<v Speaker 1>insane numbers. That's crazy, right Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day. You're

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<v Speaker 1>one and only. Andrew, love you.

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<v Speaker 2>Sweet. I reckon fireworks tonight in his household.

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<v Speaker 4>I know you wasn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>I know you get knocked back on the regular, but

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<v Speaker 3>tonight it might be to night all right?

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<v Speaker 2>Full updates tomorrow morning.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, Well, I didn't get the memo.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to completely rip the PI double five out of

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<v Speaker 3>this segment, so I'm going to go for a more heartfelt.

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<v Speaker 4>Angle to my favorite human. I won't do your nickname

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<v Speaker 4>on the radio. You're welcome.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't really do Valentine's Day, which is pretty typical

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<v Speaker 3>of you and of us in our marriage, because you

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<v Speaker 3>show me how much you love me and our girls

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<v Speaker 3>every day in your actions. You are the most hands

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<v Speaker 3>on dad I've ever known, from driving the girls to

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<v Speaker 3>dance and nepple, to reading bedtime stories, to consistently lying

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<v Speaker 3>to them about what they don't want to hear, and

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<v Speaker 3>to giving them all the treats so they all love

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<v Speaker 3>Daddy more than mummy. Those girls have the absolute privilege

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<v Speaker 3>of being raised by the best out in the world.

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<v Speaker 3>You make us laugh every single day, usually by doing.

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<v Speaker 4>Something stupid like wearing your box of shirts on your head.

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<v Speaker 3>One thing I've learned is that marriage is hard, and

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<v Speaker 3>we ride the rollercoaster like everyone else. I feel guilty

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<v Speaker 3>because I know I'm responsible for most of the dips.

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<v Speaker 3>That you have this incredible ability to have endless faith

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<v Speaker 3>in me and love me even when I don't necessarily

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<v Speaker 3>love myself all that much. You are the kindest human

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<v Speaker 3>I know, and we're in this life together because you

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<v Speaker 3>are most definitely my forever person. I love you. PS

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<v Speaker 3>there's a special place in hell for husbands who leave

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<v Speaker 3>to use chewing gum in their wife's cast.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing. That was beautiful, it was strong.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very much how I feel about my husband and

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<v Speaker 3>my family.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well what's the nickname?

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, Well, it's Valentine's Day and it's a

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<v Speaker 1>really special time of the year because I think food

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<v Speaker 1>plays such a major role today.

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<v Speaker 2>You can really really make or break your sex life.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's be honest, and we just thought like, what are

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<v Speaker 3>the foods you need to eat and what are the

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<v Speaker 3>foods you need to avoid in a fruit and veg sense.

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<v Speaker 4>Because calumhan here.

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<v Speaker 3>Is from PICC, a local who specialize in beautiful fresh produce.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Callum.

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<v Speaker 7>Good morning, Thanks for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's get down to it. What's going to

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<v Speaker 3>get us toweying up?

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<v Speaker 2>And about to put it bluntly, cow.

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<v Speaker 3>I like it.

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<v Speaker 8>No mucking around this morning. You're gonna get ready for tonight,

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<v Speaker 8>all right? So yeah, probably some of it, maybe a

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<v Speaker 8>nice obvious one, I reckon. So something as simple as

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<v Speaker 8>strawberries dipped in dark chocolate. I feel like kind of

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<v Speaker 8>is synonymous with Valentine's Day, but it's actually for a reason.

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<v Speaker 8>It's going to help simulate blood flow with the flavoring

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<v Speaker 8>three oils. It's honestly does make a difference. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 8>fun and gonna maybe of course you'll have a little

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<v Speaker 8>bit of fun later.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, straw and chocolate.

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<v Speaker 4>Very very good stimulate blood flow when.

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<v Speaker 2>I made them right now, already.

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<v Speaker 4>Hatches what else you got there?

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<v Speaker 7>So things like watermelon really really good as well.

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<v Speaker 8>Absolutely, it's maybe not maybe not quite as romantic to

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<v Speaker 8>eat as a storbery dip in chocolate. Like just having

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<v Speaker 8>a smashing a giant wedge of watermelon is is harder to.

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<v Speaker 1>Look it is it hard to be sexy, be a

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<v Speaker 1>real mess.

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<v Speaker 2>But there you go.

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<v Speaker 8>But but in terms of there's maybe dessert covered, but

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<v Speaker 8>from a savory perspective, So maybe for dinner you can

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<v Speaker 8>chuck some asparagus in there. Did you know In the

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<v Speaker 8>nineteenth century French grooms used to eat asparagus and smash

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<v Speaker 8>heaps of asparagus the night before their wedding to get

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<v Speaker 8>ready for the big day.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, so what it gives them, energy, stamina, all of

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<v Speaker 1>the above.

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<v Speaker 8>Heaps of vitamin E and potassium. So it gives you

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<v Speaker 8>all the all the bits and bobs in to get

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<v Speaker 8>rearing for the big wedding dow.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm looking at you, because that's not the asparagus theory

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<v Speaker 3>that I've heard.

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<v Speaker 8>Differs vastly depends on how much you like your partner.

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<v Speaker 7>I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Forget all the fish.

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<v Speaker 3>I say, you've got avocados there, How on earth does

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<v Speaker 3>that enhance your libido?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah? So avocado's an interesting ones.

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<v Speaker 8>Maybe not the first thing that comes to mind when

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<v Speaker 8>you think of of an aphrodisiac, but apparently ancient Aztecs

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<v Speaker 8>they wouldn't allow virgins to leave the house while avocadas

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<v Speaker 8>were being harvested because of their afrodisiac like qualities. And

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<v Speaker 8>apparently the Spanish Catholic priests actually outward avocada's at one

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<v Speaker 8>point because of their supposed sort of sensuality.

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<v Speaker 7>So there must be something to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Who knew? I mean, who goes into a club and

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh goodness to me, I can't control myself

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<v Speaker 1>because clearly a lot of lazy in here consuming avocados.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember that ever, happening. Yeah, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Ever, just remember smashing guacamully didn't going Oi greyotty get over.

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<v Speaker 2>So it smashed avocado for breakfast? Then surely a good.

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<v Speaker 7>Way to start off. I feel like I'm always in

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<v Speaker 7>a good mood.

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<v Speaker 8>If I'm smashing you know, guack and corn chips on

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<v Speaker 8>the couch, I'm going to be a good mood. I reckon,

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<v Speaker 8>you mean to be honest.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm just going to say whatever turns you on, callum.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, So that's they're the go tos before

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<v Speaker 1>we let you go. Foods to avoid, because as we know,

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<v Speaker 1>there are certain types of food which can really really

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<v Speaker 1>dampen the mood. I'm thinking pretty much every.

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<v Speaker 8>Curry yah, Yeah, I think anything is going to be

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<v Speaker 8>too heavy is maybe something to avoid. Yeah, and speaking

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<v Speaker 8>of curries, maybe you know the eggplant might end up

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<v Speaker 8>in your emojis and your text messages, but maybe not

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<v Speaker 8>so much on the dinner table tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Really Okay, Well you've brought an egg plant in here

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<v Speaker 1>as well, and it's a really really big ones.

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<v Speaker 3>I always thought the egg plant was a real sign

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<v Speaker 3>of hey, let's go.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, so who.

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<v Speaker 1>Sending you those tes? Believable not you, and you've got

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<v Speaker 1>here as well pineapple.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, so pineapple's well, it's beautiful to eat right now,

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<v Speaker 8>don't get me wrong. Maybe every day except for Valentine's Day,

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<v Speaker 8>beautiful and sweet in the warmer weather. But yeah for

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<v Speaker 8>dessert time, watermelon and strawberry sick to those.

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<v Speaker 2>Very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, before we do, let you go as well. You're

0:27:18.560 --> 0:27:21.399
<v Speaker 1>a man of so many different talents. You just taken

0:27:21.480 --> 0:27:24.520
<v Speaker 1>this state and country by storm. I like watching you

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<v Speaker 1>on Discover of the Doba travel.

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<v Speaker 3>Is good.

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<v Speaker 7>I see you on there as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Our new episodes or new season coming up very very shortly,

0:27:34.960 --> 0:27:37.040
<v Speaker 1>big partnership as well with gather around ahead of the

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<v Speaker 1>AFL season. But also something that's very close to your

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<v Speaker 1>heart and now that's Tasting Australia.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah, it's a really exciting festival for the whole of

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<v Speaker 8>South Australia. And it's not just here in the city

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<v Speaker 8>or the events that he here, but all the things

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<v Speaker 8>that celebrate the great food of Essay in the regions

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<v Speaker 8>as well.

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<v Speaker 7>So something to look forward to for sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's good because Calum sent me a text message

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<v Speaker 3>before it said come to Tasting Australia with an egg

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<v Speaker 3>plant emoji.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know, of course, brilliant mate.

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<v Speaker 1>We appreciate you coming here this morning and put us

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<v Speaker 1>in the right direction to make sure that we don't

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<v Speaker 1>sleep alone tonight.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Valentine's Day we have, Well, we're about to unleash

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<v Speaker 3>Handsome Hazy. That was your nickname when you were at

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<v Speaker 3>casanover back of the day. So you're about to don

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<v Speaker 3>a cupean you form and go out to businesses in

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<v Speaker 3>Adelaide and hand out some roses.

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<v Speaker 1>Bless your heart, Oh, thank you, bless me. You're in

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<v Speaker 1>charge as well. Effectively you are my pimp, so in

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<v Speaker 1>charge of everything. We've got a bunch of rose as well,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks to Shanella's your local market sixty.

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<v Speaker 2>Two Prospect, Row Prospect.

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<v Speaker 1>Grab a bunch of flowers from the guys today and

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<v Speaker 1>give them to somebody that you care about.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually go to if you've left it to the last

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<v Speaker 3>minute for Valentine's Day, hit Schanella's up.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got everything that you could possibly need.

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<v Speaker 1>Or he could possibly need. Rose is at a very

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<v Speaker 1>affordable price. Might I just add Judge Jodie back tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, just Charlie confront a bully that's going to be

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<v Speaker 3>the topic of discussion tomorrow. And obviously we've got the

0:28:54.400 --> 0:28:56.600
<v Speaker 3>last Harry tickets and Pink tickets.

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<v Speaker 4>We are the home of Pink right here at over.

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<v Speaker 1>Nine, one night, Happy Valentine's Days, Happy f Day. We'll

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<v Speaker 1>have a Valentine's Say update tomorrow, no doubt, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm looking forward.

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<v Speaker 2>To this all the same, which is not which is

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<v Speaker 2>not much.

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<v Speaker 3>Check out the socials today because you will see one

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<v Speaker 3>of Hazy's nipples, no doubt.

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<v Speaker 7>This is Jody and Hazy on over