Speaker 1: You're in the best place because you've found the podcast.
Speaker 1: It means you've searched above and beyond to get hold
Speaker 1: of Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 2: We love that.
Speaker 1: And this is the post Valentine's Day edition, and no
Speaker 1: doubts you're let's just say you're in recovery mode.
Speaker 3: Pickup lines, that's what we need to talk about. Just
Speaker 3: some of the worst, some of the best, some of
Speaker 3: them just beyond. Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 5: There is no way you're going to take me home
Speaker 5: with that sort of crap?
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: Because there's been a release and the best pickup lines
Speaker 1: as voted by the public, and this one got a
Speaker 1: good percentage of public votes. Are you a parking ticket
Speaker 1: because you've got fine written all over you?
Speaker 5: Just be fully cognizant of the fact that I will
Speaker 5: laugh in your face if you said that to me.
Speaker 2: How big of a fine?
Speaker 1: Like three hundred and eighty dollars when I got caught
Speaker 1: in the bus zone after four o'clock?
Speaker 4: Stop talking that voice of.
Speaker 2: That wasn't arousing at all.
Speaker 3: No, and I'm not aroused either. JODI's deuce, We're going
Speaker 3: to talk Rihanna. Speaking of arousing, how hot did she
Speaker 3: look She looked magnificent, gorgeous, pregnant.
Speaker 2: Unbelievably so.
Speaker 1: And you really highlighted this well, the fact she was
Speaker 1: getting hate online.
Speaker 5: Like go away, go away, it just.
Speaker 1: Means that there's no one who is immune from scrutiny online.
Speaker 2: I know a bunch of losers.
Speaker 3: Okay, So the he's a woman who's worth two billion dollars,
Speaker 3: she sold two hundred million albums.
Speaker 4: She's standing on a stage in.
Speaker 5: Front of, oh my god, the whole entire world after
Speaker 5: four years of having a hiatus from her job to
Speaker 5: have a.
Speaker 3: Baby, and people are like, oh, dull, shut up. Why
Speaker 3: don't those people have a crack at doing that?
Speaker 1: Probably from the bloke who on Twitter and still can't
Speaker 1: see he's the lower part of his body because his
Speaker 1: big guts is in the way. I've got no doubt
Speaker 1: that's the body type of a lot of the trolls.
Speaker 1: Some love letters we penned as well, Yeah.
Speaker 3: You do, beautiful wife, Kara, And I want to say
Speaker 3: she got everything she deserved, but she didn't.
Speaker 4: She needed much more than that.
Speaker 1: She needed to know my affection for American sport.
Speaker 3: Yes, Gallumhan joined us in the studio to tell us
Speaker 3: what we should and should not eat.
Speaker 5: In case you wanted to get lucky on Valentine's Day?
Speaker 1: Yes, and how did you go to all in there
Speaker 1: have fun strody and hazy cites Valentine's Day, And that
Speaker 1: means it's if you're a relationship and you're a happy couple,
Speaker 1: you celebrate each other. And if you're single, you're desperately
Speaker 1: out there trying to find a mate mate.
Speaker 3: You are hitting tinder so hard today. Can you imagine
Speaker 3: Tinder is just going to explode? And Grinder and all
Speaker 3: the other Honders, all the yinders.
Speaker 1: They're a tight knit family, aren't they different purposes?
Speaker 4: They catch up a Christmas exactly?
Speaker 3: All right, Well, Moon Pig has released the best pickup lines,
Speaker 3: as voted by the public.
Speaker 4: Do you want to hear some of them?
Speaker 2: Yes? Please? Okay, I don't want to get two arrows though.
Speaker 3: Just take a break and maybe don't look at me,
Speaker 3: because then that'll just take you over the educator.
Speaker 1: Right, So I'll be okay, But look, news reader Abbey
Speaker 1: is in as his producers are, so girls, just try
Speaker 1: and contain yourself and you hear some of these beautiful
Speaker 1: words being constructed.
Speaker 6: Producers, Do you think you're okay. Do you think you'll
Speaker 6: be able to I think I'll manage.
Speaker 4: Do you want me to deliver them or him? I
Speaker 4: want to be of both. I want to see it all. Okay,
Speaker 4: I'll go first. Ready, Girls, this is one of the
Speaker 4: top pickup lines for Assis.
Speaker 3: I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being
Speaker 3: named this week's hottest single.
Speaker 1: Awful, who's getting weaker than me?
Speaker 4: All right, you're up.
Speaker 2: All about this one.
Speaker 1: You are parking ticket because you've got fine written all those.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's not on the list, but but but
Speaker 3: it's one that I've heard.
Speaker 1: You want to hear it?
Speaker 4: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material?
Speaker 4: That a few times? I mean, who hasn't.
Speaker 2: I'm a writer and here's the top one.
Speaker 1: I hope you know CPR because you just took my
Speaker 1: breath away.
Speaker 2: That's not bad. That's not bad.
Speaker 4: So that's not good. It's horrible.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm not reading this situation very well.
Speaker 3: If a bloke said that to you, what would you say?
Speaker 3: Would you laugh in their face?
Speaker 4: I'd laugh and I'd like high five of them as
Speaker 4: I walk off. Yeah, right, well you'd be gone.
Speaker 2: Girls, I've got a couple four years.
Speaker 1: Well, so I've just taken from back in the day
Speaker 1: on twenty ten sort of error marble bar, heavy bar
Speaker 1: or the top spots.
Speaker 2: What about this one?
Speaker 1: Well here I am What are your other two wishes?
Speaker 4: Did that ever work?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Yep, And this was probably my
Speaker 1: favorite one. If you're a transformer, you'd be optimus fine,
Speaker 1: and then you make this sound and that was the difference,
Speaker 1: and then it was on.
Speaker 7: It was on.
Speaker 2: That's opious prime.
Speaker 4: By the way, your wife.
Speaker 2: Not quite hers was more the power of music.
Speaker 3: I've got one final and then Abby, you have to
Speaker 3: decide what the best pickup line of the morning is.
Speaker 4: I'd like to.
Speaker 3: Take you to the movies, but they won't let you
Speaker 3: take in your own snacks.
Speaker 2: On Twitter? What does what does it mean?
Speaker 1: What's going on? What does that mean?
Speaker 4: I do play dumb? Do not play dumb?
Speaker 2: Spe Birthday? Why do we hand it up to the people?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten best pickup lines and up
Speaker 1: for grabs as well? What about this nice it'll stay
Speaker 1: at the Oval Hotel?
Speaker 3: If I can tell you that is the most magnificent hotel.
Speaker 3: It is so lovely and it's so modern, and it's
Speaker 3: got those curtains that you push a button and they close.
Speaker 2: How is that news?
Speaker 4: When Gregory wants to have a snack?
Speaker 2: My gosh, so room service? What sort of room service?
Speaker 2: To be talking? What he wants to shut the curtains
Speaker 2: in the room? God's pleading anyway?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten News read Abby you can judge
Speaker 1: this as well the best pickup lines?
Speaker 2: Yep, and you get to award this price.
Speaker 4: I'm so excited for this.
Speaker 1: And do you have to award the price because you
Speaker 1: might be so disgusting all these pickup lines?
Speaker 2: Did you keep the room to yourself?
Speaker 6: To be honest, I could do with a night on
Speaker 6: my own hotel.
Speaker 3: So that's be good with some snacks. Let's go to
Speaker 3: Taylor from Plimpton. What you got for is Taylor? Have
Speaker 3: you Valentine's go by the way?
Speaker 7: Thank you?
Speaker 6: I actually have two of them.
Speaker 4: I can guarantee none of.
Speaker 8: Them work, but I am engaged, so that's something I guess.
Speaker 1: So my first one is.
Speaker 2: Baby boy, are you a matchbox?
Speaker 8: Because you just let my.
Speaker 1: Heart and buy it. The second one is I could
Speaker 1: have stormed. We went to school together, didn't we have chemistry?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: Don't Taylor, well done, thank you, thanks very much.
Speaker 2: That is very very good.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. This is an ova. Who we've
Speaker 1: got here? Which pick up artist do we have here?
Speaker 5: Hi?
Speaker 4: Who we got here?
Speaker 2: That's Ricky?
Speaker 3: I got good Ricky?
Speaker 1: How did you used to do some of your best
Speaker 1: work back in the day? Go and give it to us?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 8: No, good work.
Speaker 7: But anyway, I'll pick up one.
Speaker 8: You've got a wife, fi because I feel a connection.
Speaker 2: Hey, short, sweet, short and sharp does the job. That's
Speaker 2: not bad.
Speaker 4: I'm just judging by user to Abby's face. I'm not
Speaker 4: sure about the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm looking around all the women in that studio.
Speaker 2: I'm just not sure. I'm feeling the vibes.
Speaker 4: All right, let's go again.
Speaker 2: Okay, here we go. Thirteen twenty four ten. Good morning.
Speaker 2: We got to go to Kylie and Grenneth.
Speaker 4: Hey Kylie, Hello, how are you?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: We're good? Okay. Your best pickup line is that a
Speaker 4: mirroring pocket?
Speaker 1: Because I can see myself in your pant?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's good.
Speaker 4: Okay my twelve year old she says, if you're a bogger,
Speaker 4: i'd pick you fir Oh that's cute. Okay, go to
Speaker 4: the newsroom. Now this is actually quite hard.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: I thought I'd hate all of them, but probably the
Speaker 6: one that I haven't heard, the chemistry one by Taylor.
Speaker 4: I thought that was quite good. You like that because
Speaker 4: it's a pickup line, but.
Speaker 6: It's subtle, Yes, because people actually go, oh, do we
Speaker 6: have chemistry?
Speaker 4: Then you like, like they don't realize it's a pickup line. Yeah, right, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll get it.
Speaker 3: It's it's a bit more subtle than do you have
Speaker 3: a mirror in your pocket?
Speaker 4: I did like that too. Oh can they all go
Speaker 4: to that laid over and stay? No, mate, doesn't work.
Speaker 2: That does work? That as generous as you are on
Speaker 2: your birthday?
Speaker 4: All right, I'm going with Taylor. Okay, is good? Taylor?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, really, congrat so much, so good.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much.
Speaker 4: Happy Valentine's Day, guys.
Speaker 3: Thanks and to.
Speaker 1: You you too, Taylor. So, who's head along to this
Speaker 1: little weekend escape with you?
Speaker 8: Ah?
Speaker 3: My boyfriend Josh, Well, my fiance should.
Speaker 1: Say, okay, so did we did we establish before that
Speaker 1: you use these pickup lines?
Speaker 2: Did you say? Or he?
Speaker 3: No? I didn't buy up words in the back of
Speaker 3: my pocket in case anything ever does go wrong.
Speaker 4: I hope Josh is aware of that.
Speaker 5: That's okay, Yeah, probably maybe Josh needs a plan.
Speaker 2: B and C well, very good stuff.
Speaker 1: Fine accommodation for holiday you and the Wady fat with hotels,
Speaker 1: motest holiday rentals are more of your choices yours.
Speaker 2: What if it is Ozzie for travel. You've stayed at
Speaker 2: this as well? Yes, the hotel to.
Speaker 4: Say there, I've had dinner in the Oval Hotel there.
Speaker 3: It's I highly recommend it for a weekend get away.
Speaker 1: Absolutely magnificent. Right, Jody and Hazy Big Show is coming
Speaker 1: up as well.
Speaker 2: Geez, you're going to get deep. I'm just gonna I'm
Speaker 2: just going to say it.
Speaker 1: Where we're patting love letters to our partners, to Kara
Speaker 1: and to Greg, and I just wonder, I just wonder
Speaker 1: if you're going.
Speaker 2: To shed a tear or two because you.
Speaker 1: Sometimes I really can pull you in heartstrings.
Speaker 3: There's very few things that make me cry, but talking
Speaker 3: about my husband is.
Speaker 7: One of them.
Speaker 3: So mainly because I feel sorry for it.
Speaker 4: Book for holiday you this summer because he's acting a
Speaker 4: little different on holiday.
Speaker 2: All of daring, relaxing sometimes be more fancy.
Speaker 3: And what if has all kinds of accommodation to suit
Speaker 3: your style, booking.
Speaker 2: X get Away on the what if? What if it's
Speaker 2: Aussie for travel all the.
Speaker 4: Guest breaking story.
Speaker 7: This tale has several scenes.
Speaker 4: It's so huge seventy.
Speaker 3: Well, what about Rhianna's electrifying performance at the super Bowl
Speaker 3: at halftime yesterday?
Speaker 2: A very ray.
Speaker 4: You only have thirteen minutes, that's the challenge.
Speaker 2: So you're trying to cram seventeen years of work into
Speaker 2: thirty minutes.
Speaker 7: So it's it's difficult.
Speaker 2: That's a locate key flex what she's saying.
Speaker 1: Look only at thirteen minutes to put in about twenty
Speaker 1: absolute bangers.
Speaker 2: So feel for me.
Speaker 1: I'm such a gun for so long that I just
Speaker 1: couldn't jamb it all in there.
Speaker 3: So I've watched it and thought she's done quite well,
Speaker 3: and then entered social media. So a lot of people
Speaker 3: were accusing the pop icon of lip syncing her way
Speaker 3: through the show, with some calling it the worst ever,
Speaker 3: some said it was amazing, welcome to the Internet. Despite
Speaker 3: I say, despite Andrew Hayes, the fact that she's one
Speaker 3: of the biggest pop stars on the planet. She sold
Speaker 3: over two hundred and fifty million records worldwide. She's had
Speaker 3: one hundred and ninety individual awards, despite the fact she's
Speaker 3: worth two billion dollars. Let's have a listen to what
Speaker 3: Bruno on Twitter had to say about Rihanna.
Speaker 2: Shall we or Bruno mars bag.
Speaker 4: No, No, this is just Bruno.
Speaker 3: He's presumably sitting on his couch with his hands stuck
Speaker 3: in a box of pringles, just lamenting the fact that
Speaker 3: he's never had a girlfriend. He wrote of rihanna epic
Speaker 3: that was boring. How dare she grab her crotch like that?
Speaker 3: How rude? I hope she is pregnant and this is
Speaker 3: the kicker. Otherwise she needs to fire her personal trainer.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, do you have the big one? The
Speaker 2: big one? What are you building up to? Donald Trump?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, I was ignoring him because he's a.
Speaker 1: Tird So it's a good thing because I feel like
Speaker 1: and sometimes it's a fashion that some particular people that
Speaker 1: if I was Rihanna and Donald Trump came out and
Speaker 1: said I loved every second.
Speaker 2: Of that, you'd be like, Oh, I don't want you
Speaker 2: to like it. I prefer you to.
Speaker 4: Hate it exactly. Anyway. That's when I jumped off Twitter,
Speaker 4: never to return.
Speaker 3: That brave woman she's creating a real human in her belly,
Speaker 3: stood in front.
Speaker 4: Of the entire world.
Speaker 3: We are talking hundreds of millions of people after four
Speaker 3: years of not performing, and I thought she nailed it,
Speaker 3: So shut up, Bruno.
Speaker 4: Anyway, what about the stars at the game?
Speaker 3: It was Jay Z, Gordon Ramsay Lebron, James, Paul McCartney.
Speaker 4: If you're a star, you have to beat the super Bowl?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely, it's all.
Speaker 3: Abou Kate Winslet, shall we she's let's see what Bruno
Speaker 3: has to say about Kate Winslet.
Speaker 2: Sure some solid feba.
Speaker 3: She's recalled the weirdness of filming sex scenes with Leonardo
Speaker 3: DiCaprio as her then husband watched on. So the co
Speaker 3: stars shot to fame, of course, after collaborating on James
Speaker 3: Cameron's Titanic in nineteen ninety seven.
Speaker 1: Jack, I want you to draw me like one of
Speaker 1: your French girls, wearing this, wearing only this?
Speaker 2: How that end for you? Jack? Boom of thee.
Speaker 1: And there's plenty of space, plenty of space, it's been
Speaker 1: confirmed quite recently.
Speaker 4: Actually on the door? Is it what you say?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Winslet and DiCaprio are reunited in two thousand and
Speaker 3: eight to star in Revolutionary Road, which was directed by
Speaker 3: her then husband Sam Mendez. So he's basically directing her
Speaker 3: as she's in a sex scene with Leo.
Speaker 4: What do you think is going through her head?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 4: God, please don't enjoy it too much?
Speaker 2: Yeah, and look as he's seen there, going, look, you're
Speaker 2: a warm blooded human.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I know you're doing because it's Leo DiCaprio exactly.
Speaker 2: You've been old for him. Yeah, but sure you're enjoying.
Speaker 3: And there's also some things you can't hide are The
Speaker 3: original Queen of Australian Idol, Marsha Hines, returned to the
Speaker 3: judging panel on Monday Night alongside Harry Connick Junior, Amy
Speaker 3: Shark and Kyle Sanderlands.
Speaker 9: And the Queen of Australian Idol returns Marcia Hein.
Speaker 1: This competition has seriously gone up and hasn't she goat Marsha.
Speaker 3: I would have loved it if Marsha had gone back
Speaker 3: on the show and gone, God, this has gone downhill
Speaker 3: since I.
Speaker 2: Was what are we doing here?
Speaker 1: This is what has come to try hard as she
Speaker 1: just teased us on Kyle and Kyle didn't see it
Speaker 1: going and no one's spoken to him by ever before,
Speaker 1: ever in his life.
Speaker 4: That's a good script anyway.
Speaker 5: Nothing speaks Valentine's Day like maths?
Speaker 4: Am I right?
Speaker 3: So Josh and his horny wife went at it during
Speaker 3: sex Week, not in a good way. She was on
Speaker 3: a ban as a protest about his lack of interest
Speaker 3: in Mummy Daddy time, and it all erupted.
Speaker 6: Is you have a problem with intimacy, Josh, and I'm
Speaker 6: too much for you.
Speaker 7: And you don't know what to I'm too much you.
Speaker 6: I am Josh, and I'm going to speak my truth
Speaker 6: for every goddamn woman in the world.
Speaker 1: Didn't that just put a fire in Josh's belly?
Speaker 2: Seriously? Just on that as well?
Speaker 1: Oh go, So it's tune in last night and it
Speaker 1: just sort of feels like so she can scream to Josh,
Speaker 1: I'm super towey, yeah, and you're not and it's on you.
Speaker 2: Is that what's happening here? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well, I mean, can he help? But if he's not
Speaker 4: overly attracted to.
Speaker 2: Her, I don't know exactly. And at what stage is
Speaker 2: he going to grow some balls and say that?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, can you just play that audio one time?
Speaker 6: You've got a problem, Josh, and I'm too much for you.
Speaker 4: And you don't know what moment I'm too much Here,
Speaker 4: I am.
Speaker 6: Josh, and I'm going to speak my truth for every.
Speaker 4: Goddamn woman in the world.
Speaker 1: At you told me you've built a.
Speaker 7: Time machine.
Speaker 1: On this daisy. Well, well, well it's Valentine's Day, dirty bird.
Speaker 1: Let's take a little chip down memory lane for on
Speaker 1: this daisy. Nineteen eighty eight, Elton John gets married in Sydney.
Speaker 4: I think he married Renata, didn't he Granata? Renata?
Speaker 2: Thank you for jumping in and taking that. I was
Speaker 2: about to say Renate. So it's Renata.
Speaker 8: Thirty minutes after the ceremony began, then you, mister met
Speaker 8: with John stepped outside to greet their fans.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy two, Grease opened at the off Broadway Eaden
Speaker 1: Theater in New York.
Speaker 4: Lately cool Goo, Google Goo.
Speaker 5: I watched that now, and I feel like he was
Speaker 5: a bit of a sleeze I.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon?
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was.
Speaker 1: It was kind of cool back then when you a
Speaker 1: little bit of swagger, bit too much swagger?
Speaker 7: Nah?
Speaker 2: Do you think the Fonds was cool?
Speaker 4: No, he was a bit sleezy.
Speaker 1: Too.
Speaker 5: Yeah, like all the men back then, why were they
Speaker 5: so sleezy?
Speaker 1: It's really hip first hop Brady when you're walking, isn't it.
Speaker 2: It's not so well received. In twenty twenty three No. E.
Speaker 1: Nineteen seventy seven, janis Ian received four hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: one Valentine's cards, so in her nineteen seventy six hit
Speaker 1: song at seventeen, there was a line in the song
Speaker 1: about not receiving any Valentine's cards.
Speaker 9: The song was written about a time in my life
Speaker 9: when I was really weird looking me.
Speaker 1: Fans took the song literally and responded by sending her
Speaker 1: a bunch of cards.
Speaker 4: I will never forget in year eleven when they.
Speaker 5: Used to like put pete roses in people's lockers, and I.
Speaker 4: Was literally like only one did tell mother? Oh no, geez.
Speaker 4: I made up for it in later years, though, didn't.
Speaker 1: I I'm picturing Joeyodi in high school as well, like
Speaker 1: absolute brace face, pimplest, Where's My Rose?
Speaker 3: And I had a boy haircut too that didn't help cut.
Speaker 2: I just don't understand wor eating any roses anyway.
Speaker 1: Nineteen ninety one Silence of the Lambs film based on
Speaker 1: the book by Thomas Harris starring Jodie Foster and Anthony Hopkins.
Speaker 2: Is released Still.
Speaker 1: Wake Up Sometimes, don't you wake up in the dark?
Speaker 7: Here the Screaming of the Lamb my.
Speaker 1: Best picture in nineteen ninety two. Go to your line
Speaker 1: from Silence.
Speaker 2: Of the Lambs, I don't know I've got a kiante.
Speaker 4: Don't ever do that again with that in VIZI line,
Speaker 4: mouth please spit everything all over.
Speaker 2: The got's going to break down. It's full of liquid.
Speaker 4: Battle's drowning.
Speaker 1: Two thousand and five YouTube dot com domain was registered.
Speaker 1: And did it go on to do any good things?
Speaker 1: Was it successful? Play was pretty soft?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it's got a hand.
Speaker 1: Three seventeen guns and roses again in the Melbourne concert
Speaker 1: at the MCG by shouting soon.
Speaker 9: Now that actual just to win the crowd over instantly.
Speaker 1: And that's when you know you're a genuine giant rock
Speaker 1: band when you turn up and you're about to play
Speaker 1: and you go, jeez, sorry, what city we in again?
Speaker 4: Surely they write it on their hands, don't they.
Speaker 2: You'd think. So.
Speaker 4: There's a tip for all the.
Speaker 3: Rock stars out there from Auntie Jody exactly.
Speaker 1: This is Sydney's no over nine, one, nine, and then
Speaker 1: I'm on song on fourteen in two thousand and one
Speaker 1: was an absolute curl from outcast miss Jackson.
Speaker 4: Sorry, missus Jackson, make you down the.
Speaker 3: Well unless you're living under a heart shaped rock, hazy.
Speaker 3: It is Valentine's Day, which means it's a day filled
Speaker 3: with love, and so we would task with the assignment
Speaker 3: of writing a love letter to our respective partners.
Speaker 1: Yes, and look, I must admit that tugging at my
Speaker 1: own heart strings is not one of my strong suits.
Speaker 1: But look, do you mind if I go first?
Speaker 4: Sure, I would love you to.
Speaker 2: It took me weeks to put this together.
Speaker 1: Blood, sweat, tears, his emotion, everything went into it. So
Speaker 1: I mean, when you hear this, it's me speaking directly
Speaker 1: inside of my heart to my beautiful wife Kara.
Speaker 2: Dear Carra, have you fed the cat? He keeps yelling
Speaker 2: at me. He's definitely got food in his bowl. What's
Speaker 2: his problem? Anyway? How are you?
Speaker 1: It's Valentine's Day and I just want to say how
Speaker 1: much I love and adored the Super Bowl yesterday. Seriously,
Speaker 1: it's like the AFL Grand Final times a thousand. What'd
Speaker 1: you think of the result? And also Rhianna. We sha
Speaker 1: any good? Pretty crazy right, Good to see you back
Speaker 1: in the mix. So we had a Super Bowl party
Speaker 1: at lunch at work and I had too many hot dogs. Look,
Speaker 1: I'm not great with words, but what I'm trying to
Speaker 1: say is I very much love and appreciate American sport
Speaker 1: so much.
Speaker 2: It's just on a different level.
Speaker 1: Like, seriously, the sport we have here is outrageous, but
Speaker 1: when you compare it to the NBA in the NFL,
Speaker 1: it's just entirely on a different planet. Finally, Kara, my love,
Speaker 1: can I just take this opportunity to tell you how
Speaker 1: much I love and appreciate the work of Lebron James.
Speaker 1: He's thirty eight, Kara, thirty eight years old. He just
Speaker 1: passed the scoring record and he's still putting up these
Speaker 1: insane numbers. That's crazy, right Anyway, Happy Valentine's Day. You're
Speaker 1: one and only. Andrew, love you.
Speaker 2: Sweet. I reckon fireworks tonight in his household.
Speaker 4: I know you wasn't it.
Speaker 3: I know you get knocked back on the regular, but
Speaker 3: tonight it might be to night all right?
Speaker 2: Full updates tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well, I didn't get the memo.
Speaker 3: Just to completely rip the PI double five out of
Speaker 3: this segment, so I'm going to go for a more heartfelt.
Speaker 4: Angle to my favorite human. I won't do your nickname
Speaker 4: on the radio. You're welcome.
Speaker 3: We don't really do Valentine's Day, which is pretty typical
Speaker 3: of you and of us in our marriage, because you
Speaker 3: show me how much you love me and our girls
Speaker 3: every day in your actions. You are the most hands
Speaker 3: on dad I've ever known, from driving the girls to
Speaker 3: dance and nepple, to reading bedtime stories, to consistently lying
Speaker 3: to them about what they don't want to hear, and
Speaker 3: to giving them all the treats so they all love
Speaker 3: Daddy more than mummy. Those girls have the absolute privilege
Speaker 3: of being raised by the best out in the world.
Speaker 3: You make us laugh every single day, usually by doing.
Speaker 4: Something stupid like wearing your box of shirts on your head.
Speaker 3: One thing I've learned is that marriage is hard, and
Speaker 3: we ride the rollercoaster like everyone else. I feel guilty
Speaker 3: because I know I'm responsible for most of the dips.
Speaker 3: That you have this incredible ability to have endless faith
Speaker 3: in me and love me even when I don't necessarily
Speaker 3: love myself all that much. You are the kindest human
Speaker 3: I know, and we're in this life together because you
Speaker 3: are most definitely my forever person. I love you. PS
Speaker 3: there's a special place in hell for husbands who leave
Speaker 3: to use chewing gum in their wife's cast.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. That was beautiful, it was strong.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 3: It's very much how I feel about my husband and
Speaker 3: my family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well what's the nickname?
Speaker 1: By the way, Well, it's Valentine's Day and it's a
Speaker 1: really special time of the year because I think food
Speaker 1: plays such a major role today.
Speaker 2: You can really really make or break your sex life.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, and we just thought like, what are
Speaker 3: the foods you need to eat and what are the
Speaker 3: foods you need to avoid in a fruit and veg sense.
Speaker 4: Because calumhan here.
Speaker 3: Is from PICC, a local who specialize in beautiful fresh produce.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Callum.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Thanks for having me.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get down to it. What's going to
Speaker 3: get us toweying up?
Speaker 2: And about to put it bluntly, cow.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 8: No mucking around this morning. You're gonna get ready for tonight,
Speaker 8: all right? So yeah, probably some of it, maybe a
Speaker 8: nice obvious one, I reckon. So something as simple as
Speaker 8: strawberries dipped in dark chocolate. I feel like kind of
Speaker 8: is synonymous with Valentine's Day, but it's actually for a reason.
Speaker 8: It's going to help simulate blood flow with the flavoring
Speaker 8: three oils. It's honestly does make a difference. Yeah, it's
Speaker 8: fun and gonna maybe of course you'll have a little
Speaker 8: bit of fun later.
Speaker 2: Yeah, straw and chocolate.
Speaker 4: Very very good stimulate blood flow when.
Speaker 2: I made them right now, already.
Speaker 4: Hatches what else you got there?
Speaker 7: So things like watermelon really really good as well.
Speaker 8: Absolutely, it's maybe not maybe not quite as romantic to
Speaker 8: eat as a storbery dip in chocolate. Like just having
Speaker 8: a smashing a giant wedge of watermelon is is harder to.
Speaker 1: Look it is it hard to be sexy, be a
Speaker 1: real mess.
Speaker 2: But there you go.
Speaker 8: But but in terms of there's maybe dessert covered, but
Speaker 8: from a savory perspective, So maybe for dinner you can
Speaker 8: chuck some asparagus in there. Did you know In the
Speaker 8: nineteenth century French grooms used to eat asparagus and smash
Speaker 8: heaps of asparagus the night before their wedding to get
Speaker 8: ready for the big day.
Speaker 1: Really, so what it gives them, energy, stamina, all of
Speaker 1: the above.
Speaker 8: Heaps of vitamin E and potassium. So it gives you
Speaker 8: all the all the bits and bobs in to get
Speaker 8: rearing for the big wedding dow.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at you, because that's not the asparagus theory
Speaker 3: that I've heard.
Speaker 8: Differs vastly depends on how much you like your partner.
Speaker 7: I guess.
Speaker 2: Forget all the fish.
Speaker 3: I say, you've got avocados there, How on earth does
Speaker 3: that enhance your libido?
Speaker 7: Yeah? So avocado's an interesting ones.
Speaker 8: Maybe not the first thing that comes to mind when
Speaker 8: you think of of an aphrodisiac, but apparently ancient Aztecs
Speaker 8: they wouldn't allow virgins to leave the house while avocadas
Speaker 8: were being harvested because of their afrodisiac like qualities. And
Speaker 8: apparently the Spanish Catholic priests actually outward avocada's at one
Speaker 8: point because of their supposed sort of sensuality.
Speaker 7: So there must be something to it.
Speaker 1: Who knew? I mean, who goes into a club and
Speaker 1: be like, oh goodness to me, I can't control myself
Speaker 1: because clearly a lot of lazy in here consuming avocados.
Speaker 2: I don't remember that ever, happening. Yeah, here we go.
Speaker 3: Ever, just remember smashing guacamully didn't going Oi greyotty get over.
Speaker 2: So it smashed avocado for breakfast? Then surely a good.
Speaker 7: Way to start off. I feel like I'm always in
Speaker 7: a good mood.
Speaker 8: If I'm smashing you know, guack and corn chips on
Speaker 8: the couch, I'm going to be a good mood. I reckon,
Speaker 8: you mean to be honest.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to say whatever turns you on, callum.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So that's they're the go tos before
Speaker 1: we let you go. Foods to avoid, because as we know,
Speaker 1: there are certain types of food which can really really
Speaker 1: dampen the mood. I'm thinking pretty much every.
Speaker 8: Curry yah, Yeah, I think anything is going to be
Speaker 8: too heavy is maybe something to avoid. Yeah, and speaking
Speaker 8: of curries, maybe you know the eggplant might end up
Speaker 8: in your emojis and your text messages, but maybe not
Speaker 8: so much on the dinner table tonight.
Speaker 1: Really Okay, Well you've brought an egg plant in here
Speaker 1: as well, and it's a really really big ones.
Speaker 3: I always thought the egg plant was a real sign
Speaker 3: of hey, let's go.
Speaker 4: You know, so who.
Speaker 1: Sending you those tes? Believable not you, and you've got
Speaker 1: here as well pineapple.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so pineapple's well, it's beautiful to eat right now,
Speaker 8: don't get me wrong. Maybe every day except for Valentine's Day,
Speaker 8: beautiful and sweet in the warmer weather. But yeah for
Speaker 8: dessert time, watermelon and strawberry sick to those.
Speaker 2: Very good.
Speaker 1: Okay, before we do, let you go as well. You're
Speaker 1: a man of so many different talents. You just taken
Speaker 1: this state and country by storm. I like watching you
Speaker 1: on Discover of the Doba travel.
Speaker 3: Is good.
Speaker 7: I see you on there as well.
Speaker 1: Our new episodes or new season coming up very very shortly,
Speaker 1: big partnership as well with gather around ahead of the
Speaker 1: AFL season. But also something that's very close to your
Speaker 1: heart and now that's Tasting Australia.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's a really exciting festival for the whole of
Speaker 8: South Australia. And it's not just here in the city
Speaker 8: or the events that he here, but all the things
Speaker 8: that celebrate the great food of Essay in the regions
Speaker 8: as well.
Speaker 7: So something to look forward to for sure.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's good because Calum sent me a text message
Speaker 3: before it said come to Tasting Australia with an egg
Speaker 3: plant emoji.
Speaker 2: I don't know, of course, brilliant mate.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you coming here this morning and put us
Speaker 1: in the right direction to make sure that we don't
Speaker 1: sleep alone tonight.
Speaker 3: Okay, Valentine's Day we have, Well, we're about to unleash
Speaker 3: Handsome Hazy. That was your nickname when you were at
Speaker 3: casanover back of the day. So you're about to don
Speaker 3: a cupean you form and go out to businesses in
Speaker 3: Adelaide and hand out some roses.
Speaker 1: Bless your heart, Oh, thank you, bless me. You're in
Speaker 1: charge as well. Effectively you are my pimp, so in
Speaker 1: charge of everything. We've got a bunch of rose as well,
Speaker 1: thanks to Shanella's your local market sixty.
Speaker 2: Two Prospect, Row Prospect.
Speaker 1: Grab a bunch of flowers from the guys today and
Speaker 1: give them to somebody that you care about.
Speaker 3: Actually go to if you've left it to the last
Speaker 3: minute for Valentine's Day, hit Schanella's up.
Speaker 4: I've got everything that you could possibly need.
Speaker 1: Or he could possibly need. Rose is at a very
Speaker 1: affordable price. Might I just add Judge Jodie back tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just Charlie confront a bully that's going to be
Speaker 3: the topic of discussion tomorrow. And obviously we've got the
Speaker 3: last Harry tickets and Pink tickets.
Speaker 4: We are the home of Pink right here at over.
Speaker 1: Nine, one night, Happy Valentine's Days, Happy f Day. We'll
Speaker 1: have a Valentine's Say update tomorrow, no doubt, no doubt.
Speaker 4: I'm looking forward.
Speaker 2: To this all the same, which is not which is
Speaker 2: not much.
Speaker 3: Check out the socials today because you will see one
Speaker 3: of Hazy's nipples, no doubt.
Speaker 7: This is Jody and Hazy on over