WEBVTT - Four Camera Angles

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to a bonus episode of We Will Always Have.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a little tidbit to tide you over where

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<v Speaker 1>Chrissy and I talk shit. All right, I'm drawing a

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<v Speaker 1>wisdom card from a deck of cards. They all have

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<v Speaker 1>messages and I believe you need to hear this one today.

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<v Speaker 1>God knows why. The problem is not the problem. The

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<v Speaker 1>problem is the incredible amount of overthinking you are doing

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<v Speaker 1>with the problem. Let it go. Let it go. And

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<v Speaker 1>I've said this before, and I know you're rolling your

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<v Speaker 1>eyes at me, but I had an enlightening session with

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<v Speaker 1>a Balinese healer, and it was all because he got

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<v Speaker 1>me to sit with the feelings that I was having,

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<v Speaker 1>things that were keeping me tightly wound up. We sat

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<v Speaker 1>with it. He talked me through it and then we

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<v Speaker 1>just did a breathing exercise and he just told me

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<v Speaker 1>to let it go. And it didn't work. It took work.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think this card is prevalent. The problem isn't

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<v Speaker 1>the problem. The problem is the incredible amount of overthinking

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<v Speaker 1>you are doing. Let it go and be free.

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<v Speaker 2>Music Sexy time, Christine.

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<v Speaker 1>Take it off.

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<v Speaker 3>Because you're so excited to be doing this. Oh, have

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<v Speaker 3>you ever been attracted to a fictional character? Well, that

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<v Speaker 3>would be a bit weird, but anyway, we'll go with it.

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<v Speaker 3>Prince Charming?

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<v Speaker 2>Mufasa.

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<v Speaker 3>Mufasa.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, don't you think?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, look at the back of this one.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, we're glossing over that. Okay, go on.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you ever made a sex tape?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you genuinely asking me that?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Have you ever?

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<v Speaker 1>Knowing my full history?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I don't know because I don't know if you

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<v Speaker 3>would want something like that. Well, I know that you've

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<v Speaker 3>done OF.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's basically filming yourself and putting it online. That's

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<v Speaker 1>called a sex tape.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I get that. But what I'm saying is.

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<v Speaker 1>Like privately.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yes. Oh, really? So many.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many things I've filmed that other people will

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<v Speaker 1>be like, oh, I don't want you to post it anywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>but let's film it for us. I'm like, fuck, yeah. Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Filming is like a kink.

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<v Speaker 3>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah. I find if I'm being filmed, it's a

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<v Speaker 1>much hotter experience.

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<v Speaker 3>Is that right?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why.

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<v Speaker 3>And then what do you do? You just put it

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<v Speaker 3>in your files and then go back to it when you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's a folder.

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<v Speaker 3>A hidden folder, I'd suggest.

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<v Speaker 1>It's absolutely a hidden folder with many combinations.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I usually will edit it for them and then

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<v Speaker 1>just Dropbox them. Are you joking?

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<v Speaker 3>You even edit it for them?

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<v Speaker 1>If they go, yeah, I'm happy to film, I do

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<v Speaker 1>tend to lean in heavily to it and set up

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<v Speaker 1>about four camera angles on the four different iPhones I've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Because in my experience, you're going to get like three

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<v Speaker 1>terrible angles on one really good one. Sure. And also

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<v Speaker 1>I like to set and forget. I don't want to

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<v Speaker 1>have to move the camera or change anything. Let's just

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<v Speaker 1>have our... Fun times. And then at the end, if

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<v Speaker 1>there's something good on one of the phones, great. And

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<v Speaker 1>usually there is.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And they're like, wow, you're really good at this.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you charge for that?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, God, no.

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<v Speaker 3>It's your little parting gift.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it's just for us. It's not going anywhere.

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<v Speaker 3>But who's to say they then don't grab that video?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if they post it somewhere, fine. I don't mind.

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<v Speaker 1>But usually it's because they don't want it to go anywhere.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Because if they're like, oh, I'm happy for you to

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<v Speaker 1>post that, fuck yeah. Away I go.

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<v Speaker 3>And so you'd put that on OnlyFans?

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes, yeah. Or I could blow them out.

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<v Speaker 3>If they want. And do you ask for any sign-offs

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<v Speaker 3>of any, like.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm supposed to.

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<v Speaker 3>You're supposed to. So you've been told to.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, OnlyFans is good in terms of it doesn't allow, like,

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<v Speaker 1>revenge porn. So you have to provide your licence and

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<v Speaker 1>your passport if you're in anything. And it's a big,

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<v Speaker 1>huge ordeal, so... Usually it doesn't go to OnlyFans.

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<v Speaker 3>Does that mean also to the person that's also in

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<v Speaker 3>the video?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Do they have to provide their pass? Well, I put mine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm verified.

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<v Speaker 3>But they need to also be verified.

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<v Speaker 1>They absolutely, yes, have to be verified.

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<v Speaker 3>On your OnlyFans content?

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<v Speaker 1>Just on the OnlyFans website, yes.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>What do you think of OnlyFans now?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm probably going to delete it.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you have any subscriptions to any persons? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>follow any persons?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I did. But then they mysteriously disappeared. People's content

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<v Speaker 1>is just a bit shit. It's so much work for

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<v Speaker 1>no money.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>It used to make me a lot of money because

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<v Speaker 1>I used to have my links everywhere. And then I

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<v Speaker 1>lost a brand deal because they were like, oh, we found.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, yeah, fair enough. So I pulled

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<v Speaker 1>all the links, kept it all up. But I just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really make any money.

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<v Speaker 2>And now.

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<v Speaker 3>Are people still, like, making money from it? Like the

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<v Speaker 3>anapoms and people like that?

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<v Speaker 1>Big money, huge money. I don't know about her. But, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure she would still be making a lot of money.

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<v Speaker 3>So how do you then market it? Like, do you

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<v Speaker 3>just put it on your socials?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, X, you're allowed to post a lot of that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Reddit is really good.

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<v Speaker 3>Reddit.

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<v Speaker 1>People have Instagram. Like, look at Girthmaster. Like, he has

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<v Speaker 1>his normal Instagram and then one that he will inevitably

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<v Speaker 1>know might get deleted because Instagram don't like it, which

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<v Speaker 1>has links to his accounts. It's very suggestive. Like, people

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<v Speaker 1>know what this content is promoting.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>So... I know there's probably a lot of parents listening

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<v Speaker 1>and now that I have a lot of nieces and nephews,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh.

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<v Speaker 3>So that's kind of changing your thoughts about doing.

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<v Speaker 1>That stuff now? Which I know I should have been

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<v Speaker 1>more responsible before. I think this justification is a terrible excuse,

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<v Speaker 1>but I'm not posting it on Facebook and Instagram and such.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was mainly because I was losing brand deals.

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<v Speaker 3>And brand deals are important to you because they're your

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<v Speaker 3>bread and butter. So isn't it funny? People are more

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<v Speaker 3>open-minded yet when branding comes, it's like, oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it. I'm just very sexual, very open. You are,

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<v Speaker 1>aren't you? I'll put it out there.

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<v Speaker 3>And there's nothing wrong with that. Like, I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>that's absolutely fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's different for men and women. Women

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<v Speaker 1>get treated terribly. Terribly.

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<v Speaker 3>In general?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>It's hard being a woman.

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<v Speaker 1>And, you know, if they're putting themselves out there, which

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<v Speaker 1>I love.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw a post ages ago, a young woman was

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<v Speaker 3>saying that when she goes for a walk in the

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<v Speaker 3>park at 11 o'clock at night, she's frightened.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, of course.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I thought to myself, yeah, but would a

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<v Speaker 3>man at the same age walking, would they?

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I'm thinking, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I've gone for walks when I lived in Newcastle really

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<v Speaker 1>late at night, so much so that the police drove

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<v Speaker 1>past and they're like, what are you doing? I was

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<v Speaker 1>going for a walk. I think they were like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>only nefarious people are out this late and they pulled

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<v Speaker 1>up and they're like, what are you doing in this park?

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<v Speaker 1>I actually was going for a walk. Sneakers on. I

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<v Speaker 1>think it was just Newcastle Park. I've been to parks

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<v Speaker 1>before for some cheeky time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This was not that. And I was like, oh, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just like, I do a night shift. Like, I

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<v Speaker 1>work till about 10.30 and now I'm going for a walk.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was like, don't walk through here this late. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>use your common sense. And I'm like, what? Oh, I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>it's well lit. He's like, nope. He's like, oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, gee.

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<v Speaker 1>And then.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>No. And then people are like, well, you shouldn't be

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<v Speaker 1>walking late at night anyway. I'm like, well, it's not

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<v Speaker 1>a woman's foot. What do you mean? Oh, she shouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>be out at late because if she gets assaulted, that's

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<v Speaker 1>her fault.

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<v Speaker 3>That's her fault. And heaven forbid if she was wearing

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<v Speaker 3>a skirt.

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<v Speaker 1>What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?

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<v Speaker 1>The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a terrible one.

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<v Speaker 3>Who has absolutely put these together?

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<v Speaker 1>You do one.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>What do the eggs say to the boiling water? Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>it's going to take a minute to get hard. I

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<v Speaker 4>just laid some chick. Sorry, it's going to take a

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<v Speaker 4>second to get hard because I just laid a chick.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not even funny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's so gross.

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<v Speaker 1>Eggs don't lay chickens.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, don't like that one.