1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,120 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast. 2 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:04,479 Speaker 2: Let's talk babysitters. 3 00:00:04,760 --> 00:00:06,640 Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. What did you catch 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:07,480 Speaker 3: the babysity joining? 5 00:00:07,480 --> 00:00:10,959 Speaker 2: Because I caught up let me guess, hot tub Gary 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:13,320 Speaker 2: kids nanny. 7 00:00:13,560 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 3: Do you remember when you used to tease me about 8 00:00:15,360 --> 00:00:18,400 Speaker 3: my hot babysitter because Gary and I just had a 9 00:00:18,440 --> 00:00:20,560 Speaker 3: baby and I'm like, she was very attractive. 10 00:00:20,720 --> 00:00:25,400 Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks for that. Tommy had a hot one too, Yes, correct, I. 11 00:00:25,360 --> 00:00:27,680 Speaker 3: Wasn't so devastated when I was moved back to Brazil. 12 00:00:27,840 --> 00:00:34,279 Speaker 2: That was okay, Tommy. Anyway, your babysitters what I never 13 00:00:34,320 --> 00:00:35,760 Speaker 2: met it, but you showed me on Instagram. 14 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:39,640 Speaker 1: She was not hi for aesthetics. 15 00:00:39,840 --> 00:00:42,120 Speaker 2: It was purely on the baby city. 16 00:00:42,240 --> 00:00:44,720 Speaker 3: Louis loved the aesthetics, so didn't he for a small child? 17 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:47,279 Speaker 2: Yep, it says thank you so much. Big shout out 18 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,240 Speaker 2: to Louis in the car this mo morningly morning. 19 00:00:49,560 --> 00:00:49,600 Speaker 1: No. 20 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,960 Speaker 3: I caught up with a girlfriend on the weekend and 21 00:00:52,000 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 3: we thought, you know, we'll go to a local cafe, 22 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,400 Speaker 3: you know, a very busy area in Balmain and we, 23 00:00:57,600 --> 00:00:59,720 Speaker 3: you know, we sit together. She's got a seven month old, 24 00:01:00,080 --> 00:01:02,440 Speaker 3: she's a bit nervous. They don't have a babysitter, so 25 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:05,920 Speaker 3: she'd called an agency. Yeah, said hey, can you send someone. 26 00:01:06,520 --> 00:01:08,880 Speaker 3: As we sat down, she sort of said, oh, I 27 00:01:08,880 --> 00:01:10,200 Speaker 3: don't know about the woman I've just. 28 00:01:10,200 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 2: Left the kid with. 29 00:01:11,200 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 3: She seemed nice, but something a little bit amiss. As 30 00:01:15,240 --> 00:01:17,720 Speaker 3: we're ordering our coffees at ten thirty in the morning, 31 00:01:18,000 --> 00:01:19,880 Speaker 3: we see the babysitter come up the hill with the 32 00:01:19,920 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 3: pram and just stroll into the pub next door and 33 00:01:23,319 --> 00:01:25,480 Speaker 3: start downing schooners. 34 00:01:25,319 --> 00:01:28,039 Speaker 2: With the woman's kid, with your friend's kid. 35 00:01:28,240 --> 00:01:31,680 Speaker 3: Yeah, so we're watching it. Obviously, my god, very hard 36 00:01:31,680 --> 00:01:33,800 Speaker 3: for my girlfriend to concentrate at this point. So I said, 37 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,240 Speaker 3: why don't you go over and say something, and she said, 38 00:01:36,280 --> 00:01:38,160 Speaker 3: I don't know if I should, I should probably just 39 00:01:38,400 --> 00:01:40,800 Speaker 3: well we didn't. So we sat for about half an hour. 40 00:01:41,760 --> 00:01:45,240 Speaker 3: This nanny is still having drinks babies in. The baby 41 00:01:45,319 --> 00:01:46,440 Speaker 3: was fine, it's. 42 00:01:46,280 --> 00:01:50,000 Speaker 2: Just a little bit the baby into the pub, yes. 43 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 3: And sat there just haven't. The best part was when 44 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:57,320 Speaker 3: she finally caught the eye of my girlfriend, comes out 45 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:59,400 Speaker 3: with the baby and said, oh, I was just here 46 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:02,440 Speaker 3: to get something takeaway. So I went back in for 47 00:02:02,480 --> 00:02:06,680 Speaker 3: half an hour, got herself some roadies and left. 48 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:08,720 Speaker 2: So she didn't pick up on the fact that it 49 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,240 Speaker 2: was the drinking of the alcohol. She said, you're right, 50 00:02:11,280 --> 00:02:14,080 Speaker 2: I've forgotten something for lunch. I'll take another six pack. 51 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:17,240 Speaker 3: She was having a great time. Thirteen twenty five ten. 52 00:02:17,320 --> 00:02:19,120 Speaker 3: What did you catch the babysitter doing? Because I'm pretty 53 00:02:19,120 --> 00:02:22,160 Speaker 3: sure that woman is not going to be employed again. 54 00:02:22,040 --> 00:02:24,440 Speaker 2: By that is worst case. I thought you were going 55 00:02:24,480 --> 00:02:26,040 Speaker 2: to tell me you sat down, looked on the phone 56 00:02:26,080 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 2: and realized that she had an only fans account. But 57 00:02:28,840 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 2: this is worse. This is only fans nothing. But I 58 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,040 Speaker 2: kind of yeah, you don't want the too mixing, do you. 59 00:02:36,040 --> 00:02:37,720 Speaker 2: You don't want babysity. You don't want them going from 60 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:39,920 Speaker 2: an only fans shoot to come in to look after 61 00:02:39,919 --> 00:02:40,360 Speaker 2: your kids. 62 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,680 Speaker 3: And this woman was a bit older, so you sort 63 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:45,400 Speaker 3: of thought, Okay, I'm dealing with experience here. Just didn't 64 00:02:45,440 --> 00:02:47,080 Speaker 3: realize that meant experience drinking. 65 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:48,760 Speaker 2: But I mean, good on her. 66 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,519 Speaker 3: She was living her best life on a Saturday. 67 00:02:50,639 --> 00:02:53,119 Speaker 2: We had one the other day. Pauline was her name, 68 00:02:54,160 --> 00:02:56,280 Speaker 2: And the minute she opened the door, I could tell 69 00:02:56,320 --> 00:03:00,280 Speaker 2: Pauline it some tough years. I could smell the smoke 70 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:04,120 Speaker 2: on her breath. Oh, Pauline, if you're listening now, thank 71 00:03:04,160 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 2: you for looking looking after the kids, looking the kids, Pauline. 72 00:03:07,200 --> 00:03:08,880 Speaker 2: I just you know, if it's not your thing, just 73 00:03:08,919 --> 00:03:11,120 Speaker 2: don't bother doing it. If you don't want to do it, 74 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:14,280 Speaker 2: you don't have to do it. And Pauline, the kids 75 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:19,120 Speaker 2: or crying all night long is what Ted told me. Afterwards. 76 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,119 Speaker 2: He tried to call me three times. He also yelled 77 00:03:22,120 --> 00:03:25,079 Speaker 2: at her to turn the TV down because she was 78 00:03:25,120 --> 00:03:27,800 Speaker 2: watching some crime So Ted said, she was watching some 79 00:03:27,880 --> 00:03:29,760 Speaker 2: crime show and I was laying in bed and all 80 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:34,280 Speaker 2: I could hear was people screaming. And then he said 81 00:03:34,320 --> 00:03:35,800 Speaker 2: she kept going out the back. I could hear the 82 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:38,600 Speaker 2: wire doors shut. Gasp. 83 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:39,520 Speaker 3: Good it. 84 00:03:39,640 --> 00:03:43,880 Speaker 2: So here's the TV with someone screaming while she's sucking 85 00:03:43,960 --> 00:03:45,000 Speaker 2: back of Peter starvitson. 86 00:03:45,680 --> 00:03:46,440 Speaker 3: She was stressed. 87 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:46,880 Speaker 2: That was the thing. 88 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,800 Speaker 3: One of our babysitters loves to stroll around with the 89 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 3: count of pepsi Max. She loves it. 90 00:03:51,480 --> 00:03:52,960 Speaker 2: The worst is when you're at the park and you 91 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:55,240 Speaker 2: see the babysitter and they're just locked onto their phone, 92 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:58,000 Speaker 2: not even looking, and then they look up locate the kid. 93 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,440 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, far right, twenty minutes head back down, No I. 94 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,920 Speaker 3: Saw a kid break his arm. Yes, in the park. 95 00:04:04,200 --> 00:04:05,160 Speaker 3: He was chatting to me. 96 00:04:05,200 --> 00:04:05,920 Speaker 2: I felt really bad. 97 00:04:05,960 --> 00:04:07,840 Speaker 3: I kept saying to him, go faster on your scooter. 98 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:10,080 Speaker 3: You can do it to a lap. His dad was 99 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,880 Speaker 3: watching as he tripped and smashed his arm. 100 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,480 Speaker 1: And I was not my fault. 101 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,960 Speaker 2: I was a hero at the park the other day says, well. 102 00:04:16,800 --> 00:04:17,880 Speaker 3: Could you come to our park. 103 00:04:18,000 --> 00:04:21,000 Speaker 2: So there's this climbing frame. There's a kid who was 104 00:04:21,200 --> 00:04:24,240 Speaker 2: far too young to be so high, and this climbing 105 00:04:24,279 --> 00:04:26,919 Speaker 2: frame it's like a ropes, It's like a big spider 106 00:04:26,960 --> 00:04:29,800 Speaker 2: web type thing. There's this kid who's climbed to the top, 107 00:04:29,839 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 2: so he's probably up about three or four meters. The 108 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,960 Speaker 2: dad's panicking, and I'm standing next to the dad, thinking, 109 00:04:35,960 --> 00:04:39,080 Speaker 2: why haven't you gone up to get the kid? Because 110 00:04:39,080 --> 00:04:41,280 Speaker 2: the kid's now nervous. The kids screaming for dad, and 111 00:04:41,360 --> 00:04:44,000 Speaker 2: Dad's standing there saying just take your time and get 112 00:04:44,040 --> 00:04:47,560 Speaker 2: back down. And I said, oh, are you going up? 113 00:04:48,320 --> 00:04:50,599 Speaker 2: And he then turned and said no, I've had three 114 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:55,560 Speaker 2: open heart surgeries this year. I can't stress or extend 115 00:04:55,560 --> 00:04:56,320 Speaker 2: my heart at all. 116 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,440 Speaker 3: You're just gonna let the kid hang. 117 00:04:57,520 --> 00:05:00,280 Speaker 2: So I had to climb up. So here I am 118 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:04,599 Speaker 2: overweight spider man heading up the web to drag some 119 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:07,240 Speaker 2: other kids kid down and I get to the top 120 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,320 Speaker 2: of the kids, going I don't want to go with him, 121 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:15,200 Speaker 2: and has to sell me in. He's okay, he's here 122 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:15,640 Speaker 2: to help. 123 00:05:16,200 --> 00:05:18,520 Speaker 3: He does radio God. 124 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:21,880 Speaker 2: I nearly needed a heart operation. All right, what did 125 00:05:21,880 --> 00:05:24,480 Speaker 2: you catch the babysitter do? How dodgy does it? Get 126 00:05:24,600 --> 00:05:26,520 Speaker 2: loreens in the shi what's your story? Los? 127 00:05:26,800 --> 00:05:29,240 Speaker 1: Good morning. I was having a laugh listening to you 128 00:05:29,240 --> 00:05:33,000 Speaker 1: guys before. We had a babysitter a few years ago now, 129 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:36,200 Speaker 1: but I suddenly got a bit suspicious that she was 130 00:05:36,800 --> 00:05:39,560 Speaker 1: using my designer handbags through the day to take the 131 00:05:39,600 --> 00:05:43,680 Speaker 1: kids to the park. Oh my god, got a bit 132 00:05:43,720 --> 00:05:45,960 Speaker 1: sous when I found sand and wrappers at the bottom 133 00:05:46,000 --> 00:05:47,560 Speaker 1: of the bags and I got them out to use 134 00:05:47,600 --> 00:05:48,640 Speaker 1: them on the weekend. 135 00:05:50,000 --> 00:05:53,080 Speaker 2: Giveaway. What you were just trying to impress, suggesting that 136 00:05:53,160 --> 00:05:55,520 Speaker 2: they were her kids and she was a very wealthy 137 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:57,560 Speaker 2: woman quite possibly? 138 00:05:57,720 --> 00:05:58,480 Speaker 1: Quite possibly? 139 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:00,000 Speaker 3: Did you call her out on that line? 140 00:06:00,240 --> 00:06:01,599 Speaker 1: Fifty pardon? 141 00:06:01,680 --> 00:06:02,920 Speaker 3: Did you call her out on it? 142 00:06:03,680 --> 00:06:06,359 Speaker 1: I did? I did, kind of delicately, and she was 143 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,520 Speaker 1: very sweet. She sort of thought nothing of it at 144 00:06:08,520 --> 00:06:10,479 Speaker 1: the time, but then It sort of got to the 145 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:13,160 Speaker 1: point where when she was eating our salmon that we 146 00:06:13,279 --> 00:06:15,960 Speaker 1: put in the fridge for lunch, making herself a little 147 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: salmon and capers for lunchtime. That sort of was the 148 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:20,080 Speaker 1: end of it. 149 00:06:20,279 --> 00:06:22,359 Speaker 2: Oh, she'd moved in, she'd completely moved in. She was 150 00:06:22,360 --> 00:06:24,359 Speaker 2: trying to steal your life, Laura, How weird? Is that? 151 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:27,040 Speaker 2: Absolutely great story? Love it. 152 00:06:27,480 --> 00:06:29,960 Speaker 1: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.