Speaker 1: Go get you the morning every day, adelaides.
Speaker 2: Really chat, let's chat.
Speaker 3: It is so time for it.
Speaker 1: Let's go girl. That's a bet segue.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's not not a better seguey at all,
Speaker 4: because there's no nuts in this segment.
Speaker 3: That's the whole point is chit chat.
Speaker 5: That's for the girls.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this one's for the ladies.
Speaker 4: Okay again, if you're joining us for the first time
Speaker 4: in twenty twenty four, don't fear I'm about to explain
Speaker 4: what the segment is all about. This is the stuff
Speaker 4: that us girls talk about when Andrew's not around, and
Speaker 4: stuff that probably should stay off here.
Speaker 1: But now that's why I get to work so early. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll try and get here before you guys leave after you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you can't talk about it.
Speaker 5: We're doing in funny your face anyway, Exactly.
Speaker 4: I appreciate joining in on chick Chat is producer Zoe. Zoe,
Speaker 4: you are in your twenties, very career driven and highly
Speaker 4: so sucessful at it. I might say, thank you, Jody A.
Speaker 4: It's not really a new relationship.
Speaker 3: Now, how long have you been No, it's nearly a year,
Speaker 3: so it's a sort of new.
Speaker 4: That's a year that poor old Hazey over here has
Speaker 4: had to sit by and watch his dream man get
Speaker 4: snapped up.
Speaker 3: By you in a relationship.
Speaker 1: Okay, Hazy, it's fine. I can sit back and watch
Speaker 1: you guys prosper and develop and know that as long
Speaker 1: as Alex is happy and I'm happy.
Speaker 4: News reader Abbi also joins us you're in your thirties.
Speaker 3: She's probably edging close and closer to your forties.
Speaker 5: Round of it.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 5: Wow? You're on five? Oh, I'm very young, thirties. Okay,
Speaker 5: I'm still single.
Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing happened over the break to change that?
Speaker 5: No, nothing to discuss, sure about that?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, when you're going to make a launch something that
Speaker 4: might be happening never on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Okay, chick chat.
Speaker 4: All right, today we are discussing this and get involved
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four to ten because we would love to
Speaker 4: hear your thoughts on this one physical attraction? Does it
Speaker 4: have to be immediate for a relationship to lass? And
Speaker 4: this came up?
Speaker 7: Why so, I've got a friend I call her the
Speaker 7: Queen of Tinder because she used to have a spreadsheet
Speaker 7: she used to share with us, all because she was
Speaker 7: hell bent on I'm going to find my person and
Speaker 7: she goes, she used to send me Abby, it's a
Speaker 7: numbers game to keep dating until you find somebody, So
Speaker 7: we'd you know, you get it's Alex this person and
Speaker 7: you're like who, and she'd send you the spreadsheet so
Speaker 7: you could play a longer.
Speaker 1: Oh, it's a small city we're not talking about.
Speaker 7: Also, she's in Brisbane so far anyway, So she found
Speaker 7: a guy. They started dating, all going really well, hard
Speaker 7: launch on Instagram, met the family, blah, blah blah. All
Speaker 7: of a sudden she posted something a bit weird to
Speaker 7: her close friend's story and I messaged and said, does
Speaker 7: everything all right? And she said, he's broken.
Speaker 8: Up with me?
Speaker 7: And I went why and she said, because he has
Speaker 7: a vision in his head of what his future wife
Speaker 7: looks like and that's not me. So he's decided he
Speaker 7: wants to see other people. And I'm like, are you
Speaker 7: absolutely ca me? So he's put I think eight months
Speaker 7: they were together, which yes, okay, isn't long, but why
Speaker 7: would you bother and why would you invest like they
Speaker 7: met the families like.
Speaker 9: And that was the only reason.
Speaker 3: It was just.
Speaker 7: Reason is he's got this image in his head of
Speaker 7: what his future wife looks like and it's not her.
Speaker 4: But my question is, wouldn't he have known that when
Speaker 4: he first met her? So why why did he waste
Speaker 4: eight months of that poor girl's time?
Speaker 7: And she's quite she's, you know, turned thirty. She's feeling
Speaker 7: like me, like time's running out? Where is my person?
Speaker 7: And she's always made comments about I'm just not attractive
Speaker 7: to the opposite sex. She's got short hair, but she's gorgeous,
Speaker 7: she's absolutely stunning. But she's like, I just don't get
Speaker 7: that male attention from people when I go out, blah
Speaker 7: blah blah, which I don't think is true, but yeah, anyway,
Speaker 7: So it just got me thinking, Yeah, how do you
Speaker 7: stay in a relationship or the attraction because for me,
Speaker 7: I was always very nuts got to be immediate, but
Speaker 7: then as I get older, I think it can grow
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 5: So I was wondering what you guys were thinking.
Speaker 3: Well, I think I'm with you on that one hundred percent.
Speaker 3: I think that.
Speaker 4: I mean, there's varying degrees of physical attraction, aren't there
Speaker 4: There's like I really want to jump on you, but
Speaker 4: then there's also then there's also like I find you
Speaker 4: vaguely attractive but that can develop once you get to
Speaker 4: know the person and who they are and what they're about.
Speaker 4: I'm a firm believer that you fall in love with
Speaker 4: the whole package, not just what someone looks like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what if they got a focus on that tape?
Speaker 3: This is why you're not involved in you can.
Speaker 1: I say one thing quickly, though, and this is actually
Speaker 1: a compliment to all the ladies. I think your more
Speaker 1: chance of seeing a bloke who's not good sorry, a
Speaker 1: bloke who's not good looking with a gorgeous girl then
Speaker 1: the other way around, because I think blokes as a
Speaker 1: whole probably more superficial than girls. I think if you
Speaker 1: are the majority of blokes, they'd say, well, there has
Speaker 1: to be an initial attraction and we go from there.
Speaker 1: Versus girls, for the most part, we'll give you a shot.
Speaker 1: We'll be able to see past attraction and fall in
Speaker 1: love with someone's personality or.
Speaker 4: Their bank balance, or their generosity level. When it comes
Speaker 4: to give, what do you reckon?
Speaker 9: So I'm a little bit different on this one purely
Speaker 9: from the experience I've you know, I was single for
Speaker 9: a long time, about five six years, and I went
Speaker 9: on lots of dates and I really liked people, so
Speaker 9: I would keep seeing them when I wasn't attracted to them.
Speaker 9: But none of it has ever worked until I met Alex,
Speaker 9: my current boyfriend, who I was instantly attracted to. So
Speaker 9: I think there has to be a pretty significant element
Speaker 9: of instant attraction.
Speaker 3: S'teen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 4: Can a relationship work even if there's no initial attraction.
Speaker 3: Or does that have to be there for it to
Speaker 3: be longited?
Speaker 7: I think, unfortunately that's just how we are as society.
Speaker 7: Like if you see someone and go, oh, hello, you more,
Speaker 7: you know, you want to go over, you want to
Speaker 7: talk to them, that sort of thing. If you're not
Speaker 7: sort of there's gotta be some sort.
Speaker 4: Of But I want to believe that there are people
Speaker 4: out there who at first were like, oh, not really
Speaker 4: interested in you, but then it grew over time and
Speaker 4: they're still together.
Speaker 7: It's it's like best friends who all of a sudden
Speaker 7: one day wake up and oh, one's in love with
Speaker 7: the other.
Speaker 5: And if they go, yeah.
Speaker 4: You're going to say wake up, rolled over and when oh,
Speaker 4: I like that, Let's go to Hannah from Wilson Lakes.
Speaker 10: Hey, Hannah, Hey, how I go?
Speaker 4: Do you need that instant attraction for a relationship to work.
Speaker 10: Well, the story is me and my high school best friend.
Speaker 10: I thought he was, you know, just a sinky high schooler.
Speaker 10: We graduated in twenty nineteen, and we've now been together
Speaker 10: for five years. We're engaged and about to get married
Speaker 10: in February.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 4: So when you're in high school together, there was no oh,
Speaker 4: I really want.
Speaker 3: To pass him.
Speaker 10: No, absolutely not. But then eventually, you know, we started
Speaker 10: hanging out more and all my friends called the girlfriend glower,
Speaker 10: the girlfriend.
Speaker 5: Grower, No, the girl. Yeah, I'll blow up, blow up, Okay, sorry,
Speaker 5: I'll just shut up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you take over, chicken, Oh, the girlfriend grow up.
Speaker 7: Go on the Google later and I tell you, hey, hey,
Speaker 7: let's just be honest just for a second though, Like,
Speaker 7: what did he look like in high school?
Speaker 1: I could imagine one of those those teen movies where
Speaker 1: he had the big glasses and maybe had pimples, and
Speaker 1: all of a sudden he just ten more morphed into
Speaker 1: ditched the glasses. Maybe I had a back brace.
Speaker 10: Had the braces? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Less?
Speaker 4: Oh Hannah, Well, congratulations and all the best for the
Speaker 4: uncoming wedding.
Speaker 1: Yeah, beautiful.
Speaker 4: Nice that it's a very difficult conversation. I thought you
Speaker 4: were ugly in high school.
Speaker 1: Nicole from Morphanbar. What do you think Does it have
Speaker 1: to be incident the attraction?
Speaker 2: No? No, I first met my husband, I ran away
Speaker 2: from him. He met him at good dinner party and
Speaker 2: mum picked me up that night and he wasn't looking
Speaker 2: so I ran off and he stopped me down on Facebook,
Speaker 2: as you do, and we went out a couple of times.
Speaker 2: I split up with him to go out with someone else,
Speaker 2: and then was single for a bit and then he
Speaker 2: messaged me again on Facebook, bloody Facebook, and he said, look,
Speaker 2: we haven't seen each other for a while. You're single,
Speaker 2: I'm single. How about we go for a drink from
Speaker 2: Runnell Straight? And yeah, that was That was twelve years ago,
Speaker 2: was married with ten and got free kids.
Speaker 5: What changed? What changes for you?
Speaker 2: He grow on me, He grow on me, and I
Speaker 2: actually was the one to say I love you her.
Speaker 2: And so I mean, what if they're the most gorgeous
Speaker 2: guy in the world, Ryan Reynolds, for instance, But they've
Speaker 2: got a crap, They've got a terrible personality and terrible morals.
Speaker 2: How about that?
Speaker 3: You know absolutely?
Speaker 4: I love that you've gone from playing the hardest of
Speaker 4: hard to get to.
Speaker 3: I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you, I.
Speaker 2: Know, and I was supposed to say it and he
Speaker 2: didn't say it back and we yeah down. Yeah. So
Speaker 2: then I was so that I was ready to break
Speaker 2: up with him on this weekend away that he had planned.
Speaker 2: And he actually told me on the weekend away that
Speaker 2: he loved me as well. He wanted to do it
Speaker 2: by the fountain, you know, really nice and romantic, and
Speaker 2: he actually did it when I was in shower.
Speaker 3: What a bloody rollercoaster, this relationship, belos. Thank you so
Speaker 3: much much, kids, Thank you so much for the corner
Speaker 3: col Thank you.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 5: There you go.
Speaker 1: It can yeah, absolutely you can out both ways. Oh Jesus,
Speaker 1: girls are complicated, aren't you.
Speaker 5: I'm trying to think that anybody I like.
Speaker 1: You, and then you like him, and then you say
Speaker 1: I love you, and then he says, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure if I love you, and then you're like, well,
Speaker 1: now I love you even more, and then eventually he
Speaker 1: says I love you, and you go, well, I'm not
Speaker 1: sure I love you anymore.
Speaker 4: And that's relationships. One on one from Andrew Hayes. Everybody
Speaker 4: tune in tomorrow for more sound.
Speaker 1: Advice who run the World Girls.
Speaker 4: Tell us about the time that somebody ruined the surprise
Speaker 4: On thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: He built something up and I was like, this is
Speaker 3: going to be the best surprise for my loved one
Speaker 3: ever and then bank they ruin it.
Speaker 4: And that's exactly what happened to produce it, are we Yeah,
Speaker 4: throw your mum under the bus.
Speaker 9: Yes, it's too soon to even talk about without getting emotional.
Speaker 9: I organized my partner, Alex is a professional photographer, so
Speaker 9: for Christmas, I wanted to get him something quite nice.
Speaker 9: So I got his portfolio, which is online, printed into
Speaker 9: a bound, nice leather book, which.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I thought that was a good one.
Speaker 4: Yeah really really out of character's.
Speaker 1: Strange strain all the photos.
Speaker 9: I sprinkled myself throughout that thing, don't I. But I
Speaker 9: organized that it was a big thing, and I wanted
Speaker 9: to keep it a complete surprise because obviously, if you
Speaker 9: knew I was getting a book of some sort, you no,
Speaker 9: it was whatever. So I kept it at my mum's house. Yes,
Speaker 9: and I said to her, you you keep it, because
Speaker 9: otherwise I'll either have thege to give it to him,
Speaker 9: or you'll find it, or you'll clue in. She was like,
Speaker 9: no worries, got it. So this is like two weeks
Speaker 9: before Christmas. On Christmas Eve, I call her and say,
Speaker 9: I'm going to come and get the book. About ten
Speaker 9: minutes later, Alex, my partner side, is going to come
Speaker 9: with me to visit their puppy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I call her back and.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Alex is coming, Yeah, I hang on, can
Speaker 3: I you up there? Did Alex want to go to
Speaker 3: your mum's house to visit the puppy? Or is it
Speaker 3: I'm super hot? So he's mum.
Speaker 9: So we visit, and I text her on the way
Speaker 9: saying just to reminder, obviously hide the book because Alex
Speaker 9: is coming, so it's not you can just give it
Speaker 9: to me. We get there and I didn't notice the
Speaker 9: book is sitting on the kitchen table clear as day.
Speaker 9: I didn't notice. Alex didn't notice, which is great. What
Speaker 9: was really bad was as we were leaving, Mum picks
Speaker 9: up the book and goes, oh, don't forget what you
Speaker 9: came for and holds it up to us. Realizes what
Speaker 9: she she's done and goes, oh crap, and runs out
Speaker 9: of the room with it.
Speaker 3: For goodness, just ran with it.
Speaker 9: So then Alex went, oh, you got me a book.
Speaker 9: That awesome. That's great. So obviously he didn't know what
Speaker 9: was in the book, but the surprise was ruined.
Speaker 8: Oh no, I know.
Speaker 3: And she feel bad?
Speaker 1: Did she feel bad? Did she feel bad at all?
Speaker 5: Because no emotion, even empathetic at all.
Speaker 9: She sent me a text going oh sorry, with a
Speaker 9: little crying emoji, and I just sent back the little
Speaker 9: the emoji with tears.
Speaker 4: That's like God forgiven, but not forgiven.
Speaker 1: She took that really literally.
Speaker 9: We got to Christmas Day the next day and her
Speaker 9: partner said to me, oh my god, so I nearly
Speaker 9: had to call you last night to get you to
Speaker 9: come and see your moum because she cried herself to
Speaker 9: sleep every couple of minutes. I know, every couple of minutes.
Speaker 9: He'd just here, I go, I ruined everything.
Speaker 3: Should have called hazy, he would have gone around and
Speaker 3: comforted her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could have. Well, I could have ruined a
Speaker 1: four years. I could have saved the heartbreak from Bindy.
Speaker 1: I remember I remember calling up car and telling her
Speaker 1: that she was pregnant. Ruined.
Speaker 9: That's a big one to ruin too.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten, when was the surprise ruined because
Speaker 4: you've had a shocking run.
Speaker 9: I know, we wake up again. Yes, I took Alexander
Speaker 9: for his birthday for a stay at a hotel, and
Speaker 9: obviously he knew about it at the hotel, but I thought,
Speaker 9: cute here and old order a cheese play on a
Speaker 9: rival so fair get to our room and as we're
Speaker 9: checking in, he was lovely, but he's like, all right,
Speaker 9: so here are all the costs, and just outright said
Speaker 9: how much I'd spent. He goes and that cheese play
Speaker 9: you've ordered us on the way for God's sake.
Speaker 1: And then wins. Yeah, and alex bless him, still didn't
Speaker 1: pick up the cues. Bless us bloke.
Speaker 9: He looked at me and that was a surprise, wasn't it.
Speaker 10: Yeah it was.
Speaker 3: He's a shocking run.
Speaker 9: I'm not doing surprises anymore. I'm done with them.
Speaker 4: Well, it's that time of the year where you try
Speaker 4: to hide things from people. So thirteen twenty four ten,
Speaker 4: when was the surprise ruined?
Speaker 3: Let's go to Amber from Elizabeth east Versy.
Speaker 4: Congratulations you were on that stand by list, But when
Speaker 4: was the surprise ruined?
Speaker 11: Sorry it was ruined for my partner. He ruined his
Speaker 11: own birthday surprise. I had organized, yeah, I know. I
Speaker 11: had organized to pick up the new Spider Man PlayStation
Speaker 11: five console for him. He's a fan of Spider Man
Speaker 11: pretty much. We went to the shops, I took him
Speaker 11: to jab High Fire, sent him off on his way
Speaker 11: to look for other presidents as I kind of dupped
Speaker 11: off without him noticing. I'm waiting in line. I'm crouched
Speaker 11: in claim so that he doesn't see me hiding behind.
Speaker 3: All the box.
Speaker 11: He's trying to call me and trying to message me
Speaker 11: and find out where I am. Finally get to the
Speaker 11: counter to pay it for the thing, and I hear
Speaker 11: from behind me kim asking me what I'm doing. Sorry,
Speaker 11: obviously I tried to play it off, but he got
Speaker 11: the thing out of my hands and found out what
Speaker 11: he was getting for his birthday.
Speaker 1: Oh hey, emba, what a pig.
Speaker 6: Seriously selfish of him, Oh my god, oh god.
Speaker 4: And it's like that moment in love actually where the
Speaker 4: husband's buying his lover at present and rolling at considers
Speaker 4: rapping it and he's like, for the lover, gosh, I
Speaker 4: don't need time on the top of the present, Just
Speaker 4: give it to me. Exactly, well done, Ember, thank you.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Jade from murray Bridge. Hey, Jade, Hi, Hi?
Speaker 4: When was the surprise ruined?
Speaker 12: So I ruled my this surprise news this year?
Speaker 3: What happened?
Speaker 12: He wanted to go up Oh well, we're at a
Speaker 12: friend's birthday party and he wanted to leave just before
Speaker 12: the year sorry, just before twelve o'clock yep. And I'm like, no,
Speaker 12: let's stay because we saw fireworks from here before. We
Speaker 12: might see some more fireworks here at twelve o'clock. He's like, okay, yep,
Speaker 12: all right, So we stayed. We saw the last of
Speaker 12: the fireworks, and then he's gone, let's go up to
Speaker 12: the lookout and I'm like, why are we going up
Speaker 12: to lookout? There'll be no, he's more fireworks up there
Speaker 12: after twelve o'clock. He's like, oh, let's go have a look. Anyhow,
Speaker 12: So we get up there and I kind of got
Speaker 12: suspicious on what he was doing. He got down on
Speaker 12: one knee up there and proposed.
Speaker 3: And you said no, and he's heartbroken.
Speaker 12: Not quite no, I said yes, but I ruined the
Speaker 12: fact if possible fireworks and twelve.
Speaker 11: O'clock and all of that stuff.
Speaker 12: It was funnier. He accidentally picked up the wrong rings
Speaker 12: because he couldn't find my mother's.
Speaker 3: Engagement What what do you mean?
Speaker 1: What was it? What was the ring?
Speaker 11: Oh?
Speaker 12: They were some that my aunt had given me.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, So did you look at the rings straight
Speaker 1: up and you're like, oh, this is awful?
Speaker 12: But yes, yeah, I'm like, they're not the ones that
Speaker 12: you meant. I couldn't find him. I'm like, that's okay,
Speaker 12: I'll show you when we get home.
Speaker 3: Jade walk away.
Speaker 12: Now, yes, it's all gooding.
Speaker 11: I still love.
Speaker 1: That's nice.
Speaker 3: How good is love?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 1: It could be could be worse? Remember that. Remember the
Speaker 1: story back in the day Adam Kurney the cheesel and
Speaker 1: the burgery.
Speaker 4: Oh I could have so he got confused. He got
Speaker 4: a burgering not of cheesel, and.
Speaker 1: No doubt, the big fella ate it afterwards.
Speaker 7: They still have it. My sister is a bridesmaid in
Speaker 7: their wedding and they still have it. They put it
Speaker 7: in a box and preserved it.
Speaker 4: Fortunately, there are so many colors and preservatives and burgerings
Speaker 4: that thing will.
Speaker 3: Last a lifetime. Guine room, men of gross, there's no
Speaker 3: doubt about that.
Speaker 1: Excuse me, very much.
Speaker 3: And there's some more evidence that's come to light overnight
Speaker 3: about the fact that men are disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm the exception.
Speaker 3: We'll get to you in just one moment.
Speaker 4: So X nine O two one oh star Jason Priestley
Speaker 4: has come out and said when he used to live
Speaker 4: with Brad Pitt, Brad would go days and days and
Speaker 4: days and days and days without showering. That have a
Speaker 4: competition to see who could not shower the longest.
Speaker 1: Really, come on, don't because Brad Pitt does it. That's
Speaker 1: all men. Even I'm going to sit back here and
Speaker 1: be like, oh, what an absolute pig. Just to look
Speaker 1: at you. Listen, especially in film and louis a young Brad.
Speaker 4: Pitt, we all know that you shower because you do
Speaker 4: it in here. Anyway, that's a whole other story, not
Speaker 4: just that. A debate online is raging at the moment
Speaker 4: because the guy's come out and he's revealed to his
Speaker 4: girlfriend that the key to him getting the perfect night's
Speaker 4: sleep is the yellow pillow. So this is a pillow
Speaker 4: from his childhood that has been so molded into his
Speaker 4: head that he can't let it go. However, unfortunately, when
Speaker 4: you sweat or that sweat drips into your.
Speaker 3: Pillow and it goes yellow. Yep, Oh my god.
Speaker 4: But then the scariest part about this, girls, am I right?
Speaker 4: Is that all the boys piled on and just said,
Speaker 4: oh my god, I can't I cannot get rid of
Speaker 4: my yellow pillow either. One guy said, legit haven't rested
Speaker 4: comfortably since getting rid of the loyal yellow pillow, and
Speaker 4: another said their life has been a downward spiral since
Speaker 4: they got rid of theirs.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm actually junior vice president of.
Speaker 3: The Yellow Yellow Pillow. Is just the tip of the iceberg.
Speaker 3: Because we were having a quick chat when you went
Speaker 3: around this morning.
Speaker 1: I knew it. It's the girl, classic stock standard girl's
Speaker 1: ganging up on poor old, little defenseless hazy just.
Speaker 3: The girls in the room. I've got a story for
Speaker 3: you about something gross that happened with you yesterday. But
Speaker 3: let's just have a quick fire go around the room.
Speaker 4: Hazey's gross's habit, go abby from the newsroom.
Speaker 5: My biggest thing is yea, is you caring about me
Speaker 5: too much?
Speaker 7: My biggest thing is the fact that your feet no
Speaker 7: offense are absolutely disgusting and you just let them out
Speaker 7: for everyone to see.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 7: Okay, like either shoes off or you burks on it,
Speaker 7: just like they're so gross, chop them off. No, Like,
Speaker 7: go to the doctors and say I have a fungal
Speaker 7: infection and I need to do it.
Speaker 5: I will make the appointment for you. Yeah, it grosses me.
Speaker 1: I thought it was just me, even though I noticed
Speaker 1: that they're gross. Okay.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and after you go to the doctor and say
Speaker 4: I've got a funel infection, told you about your toe
Speaker 4: as well, Zoe producers, Zoe might have some feedback for.
Speaker 1: You, loser.
Speaker 9: You even I like, at least four or five times
Speaker 9: a show, I can look up from the producer booth
Speaker 9: and you're definitely picking your nose.
Speaker 3: You do.
Speaker 9: And it's not even just a little like quickly get that.
Speaker 9: It's like a third knuckle.
Speaker 3: Finger.
Speaker 1: What I would say in my defense, it's not going
Speaker 1: to pick itself.
Speaker 5: It's true. Is it better out than in?
Speaker 8: Right?
Speaker 4: And I guess where we're at it, producer, am You've
Speaker 4: got some feedback because.
Speaker 5: You see it.
Speaker 4: You sit at a unique angle in the studio where
Speaker 4: you're sort of sitting up high and looking down.
Speaker 6: On hazy Yeah. I have a horrible view of you
Speaker 6: every morning. But most people only see you from the
Speaker 6: chest up. Joe's all these screens are in your way
Speaker 6: so you don't see it. But the angle that I
Speaker 6: have is Hazy aggressively adjusting himself down below the desk
Speaker 6: at least five or six times a morning.
Speaker 1: Bulk, I have lowes.
Speaker 6: The worst part is hazy. When you look straight in
Speaker 6: my eyes and you're doing it, that's really uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll get end the feedback there, but I've just
Speaker 4: got something for you as well. I went to the
Speaker 4: kitchen yesterday during the show and you were in the toilet.
Speaker 4: That's fine, that's your prerogative. I know you're fairly regular
Speaker 4: about these things.
Speaker 3: And you have things.
Speaker 4: However, walked past the toiler yesterday and all I could
Speaker 4: hear is and I know that only means one thing,
Speaker 4: that you're talking to Tom Red. And so you came
Speaker 4: to the studio, I said, I did ready call you?
Speaker 4: Tell everyone what happened.
Speaker 1: Well, so I actually went to the tour and I
Speaker 1: didn't know there was someone next to me, and I
Speaker 1: was a bit noisy and that I would usually be,
Speaker 1: and the person next to me, somehow I knew it
Speaker 1: was me and called me. I look at my phone.
Speaker 1: It was Tom Redd. So we started having a little
Speaker 1: bit of a chat next to each other.
Speaker 5: So you we're in the stools next to each other,
Speaker 5: but also on the phone.
Speaker 1: Yes, there's a lot going on. Can I just say
Speaker 1: one thing? Can I just say? And this is all
Speaker 1: you ladies in the over team And look it's actually
Speaker 1: it's on my Instagram bio as well. If you can't
Speaker 1: handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me
Speaker 1: at my best. What about this one of the most
Speaker 1: iconic songs of our generation? It's pretty old now. Summer
Speaker 1: of six nine, Bryan Adams, what did you think the
Speaker 1: song was about?
Speaker 3: A Nineteen sixty nine was a cracking year for Brian
Speaker 3: and he was so thrilled about it. He sat down
Speaker 3: and penned a little ditty and that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, young blog trying to make his way thought, oh,
Speaker 1: I remember back in nineteen sixty nine, someone was outrageous.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it wasn't the weather good?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well, who would have thought. The Canadian Dirty Dog
Speaker 1: himself has confirmed that nineteen sixty nine it was about
Speaker 1: the special thing that maybe Mummy and Daddy doo after
Speaker 1: they had too much tequila, rather than the actually year
Speaker 1: nineteen sixty nine, You dirty dog, Brian.
Speaker 3: So are you saying it's the performance of the actual
Speaker 3: numbers as opposed to having a really good.
Speaker 1: Year When mummy and Daddy say I'll be six, you'll
Speaker 1: be nine. Let's just see what happens. Boy, oh boy,
Speaker 1: I'm a little bit sharking you to pay for this tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Who's got the kids?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Also, what happens when you turn a six upside down?
Speaker 3: See that's how it all work.
Speaker 1: I see what's going on here. No idea what you're
Speaker 1: talking about. By the way, but he is confirmed via
Speaker 1: an interview. He said in a Sunday Times a little chat,
Speaker 1: So I was going to call the song best days
Speaker 1: of my life, but mentioning sixty nine felt a bit
Speaker 1: more provocative. That follows a quote in two thousand and
Speaker 1: eight in interview he says, at the end of the song,
Speaker 1: the lyric says it's me and my baby in sixty nine.
Speaker 1: You'd have to be pretty thick in the years if
Speaker 1: he couldn't get that lyric.
Speaker 4: Oh, okay, Brian, we've all been stupid all this time.
Speaker 1: Well we have, because I never picked that up. No,
Speaker 1: I didn't know, right towards the end of the song,
Speaker 1: listen to this does he.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, it's all making sense.
Speaker 4: It's fantastic hopefully to everyone out there except for the
Speaker 4: small children in the cast.
Speaker 1: Have no idea what's going on. It feels like I
Speaker 1: feel like there's a segment in this. Is it like
Speaker 1: misheard or misunderstood lyrics? Oh yes, I forget help us out.
Speaker 1: It's well I for nine or nine. I'll kick it off.
Speaker 1: Let's do this one next, and that is Cardi B Classic.
Speaker 1: I have no idea what's going on with this one?
Speaker 3: Twenty four to ten? Give is it?
Speaker 10: Call?
Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, that boss is saying, don't text us,
Speaker 1: don't text us on four double my night. Here's where you're.
Speaker 2: Waking up to Adelaide breaking news.
Speaker 5: What's the news today, snooziness.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Abbey in the newsroom for everything we
Speaker 4: need to know. And there's a bit of breaking royal
Speaker 4: news overnight.
Speaker 5: There is Jode.
Speaker 7: So two British royals have had some health scares over
Speaker 7: the last twenty four hours, or it's been announced over
Speaker 7: the last twenty four hours. So King Charles actually is
Speaker 7: going to be treated for an enlarged prostate.
Speaker 4: I cannot believe that Buckingham Palace have released that information.
Speaker 5: Well, he was keen to and I agree with this.
Speaker 7: Men obviously not good at talking about health issues, not
Speaker 7: good about talking in general sometimes, I think so he
Speaker 7: was keen to share this because so any men out
Speaker 7: there have issues with this. In my family, my dad's
Speaker 7: now retired and he's got two mates who have had
Speaker 7: issues with their prostrate in the last sort of like
Speaker 7: two months. So King Charles is really keen to let
Speaker 7: the public know because he wants to encourage other men
Speaker 7: to go out and get checked and to make sure
Speaker 7: they're seeing their doctor regularly, to.
Speaker 1: Speak freely as well. And I'm not as educated in
Speaker 1: this space as maybe some of it. Although she's give
Speaker 1: me two more years and I need to be getting
Speaker 1: regular process.
Speaker 3: What is it, fah?
Speaker 1: And And you don't have to do the old school
Speaker 1: test anymore? Yeah, yes, you can just get a blood test.
Speaker 5: Yes, yep. Sorry, old school.
Speaker 1: Test obviously for a lot of bogus could be very
Speaker 1: very confronting. Yep, but now you don't need to do that.
Speaker 4: Thoughts and emotions when it comes to the fact that
Speaker 4: you don't have to do the old school test.
Speaker 1: What was the movie. What's the Is it a road trip?
Speaker 1: I don't know, remember road trip?
Speaker 3: You're telling the story?
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, I'll see what happens.
Speaker 5: I think.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so it's a good thing he's come out. Also,
Speaker 7: Princess of Wales's Kate. She has undergone abdomen surgery, so
Speaker 7: she's going to be two weeks in a private clinic
Speaker 7: in London recovering, but they reckon she won't be back
Speaker 7: to her duties until Easter. So the whole royal family
Speaker 7: has essentially been briefed. It means William's going to have
Speaker 7: to step back as well to obviously look after her,
Speaker 7: but everyone else has been briefed in regards to you're
Speaker 7: going to have to step in and go to some
Speaker 7: public engagements.
Speaker 5: So I saw a.
Speaker 4: Report this morning where they said, well, King William, you know,
Speaker 4: obviously we'll have to step up now as a single
Speaker 4: parent of the kids because mum's out of action.
Speaker 3: I'm like, he doesn't look after the children.
Speaker 1: You just wonder if there's any help whatsoever. Maybe one
Speaker 1: or two.
Speaker 4: For anyone who's ever watched The Crown, it basically depicts
Speaker 4: the fact fact that the Queen saw her children first
Speaker 4: thing in the.
Speaker 3: Morning and last thing at night. Yeah, to say good morning, take.
Speaker 1: The kids away, only bring them back when they're at
Speaker 1: their best places.
Speaker 3: Yes, exactly right, very nice.
Speaker 4: Absent Susie, let's go to the Australian Open. That he's
Speaker 4: effectively ruining my life, my sleep patterns. There were two
Speaker 4: cracking games last night. A couple of Aussies in action
Speaker 4: and they did very well up against sits a pass
Speaker 4: and also Jokovic is like the best players in the
Speaker 4: world and they really pushed them, which was great.
Speaker 3: However, neither failed to get the victory.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, Jordan Thomson was always going to be aup
Speaker 1: to Stephanos sissy pass absolute start but still the first set, yeah,
Speaker 1: he said, here we go. Second seid he's on again Yeah,
Speaker 1: and lost and tiebreak and then it was all Stephanos
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 4: But one of the highlights yesterday from the OS Open
Speaker 4: was Emma Radack.
Speaker 1: Just called em Rada.
Speaker 3: Emirada stopped play.
Speaker 1: She was she was macing on with oh, hang on,
Speaker 1: you're talking about Radakana.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've been serious.
Speaker 1: Right now, and then I was about to launching to
Speaker 1: remember when she was macing on with Harry Stars and
Speaker 1: people got vision was like you're talking about the Aussie
Speaker 1: Open on track.
Speaker 4: Anyway, he stopped play, She stopped play to let a
Speaker 4: ball kid capture a nifty little bug that invaded the court.
Speaker 3: And it is the cutest vision you'll ever see. The
Speaker 3: bug got the better of the ball kid. Like the
Speaker 3: bug was very, very like agile, and you know, it
Speaker 3: was almost like it was playing tennis. The poor kid.
Speaker 3: And this is a little bit of the audio of
Speaker 3: the kid trying to catchure the bug. With it being Australia,
Speaker 3: there is some quiter action going on.
Speaker 4: This bok kid has the toughest job in town.
Speaker 1: Crazy as well. It turned out the bug was a
Speaker 1: funnel web spy, deadly spy on.
Speaker 4: The floor and the bookid won't be back for today's around.
Speaker 1: Borkid has been quickly replaced.
Speaker 4: No, anyway, the ball kid brought out a towel in
Speaker 4: the end and very gently removed the creature and took
Speaker 4: it away from the court.
Speaker 1: There you go, so happy ending. Yeah, we've actually got
Speaker 1: the bug on the line right now, twenty fourteen. Now
Speaker 1: we don't I assume that had a happy ending? All right,
Speaker 1: good stuff, keep on watching a straight and open, Keep
Speaker 1: us up today please, I.
Speaker 3: Know, because they come in and I'm all bleary eyed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, are you going to keep on going even
Speaker 1: if there's no Ossies left?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, well then, oh my god, hopefully for Australia's sake,
Speaker 1: Alex dimanor keeps on going.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Well he's into the fourth right now. Okay, cool is the.
Speaker 1: Expert, right there. Hey, let's wrap it up with a
Speaker 1: bit more sport as well. Of course, Astralia taking on
Speaker 1: the West Indies first test Adelaide Oval probably went as
Speaker 1: well as we could expect. For the West Indies' so
Speaker 1: Australia one of the toys sent them in the back
Speaker 1: all out for one hundred and eighty eight, which I
Speaker 1: mean last week they crawled and extra fifty rounds. Wasn't
Speaker 1: too bad Australia though. Now to fifty nine.
Speaker 3: That was interesting, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Good start by the West Indies Steve Smith, all eyes
Speaker 1: on him as he made his way as an opener twelve,
Speaker 1: which wasn't a great result. Shama Joseph as well, big
Speaker 1: shout out to him, West Indies. He's two for eighteen
Speaker 1: and he's de butt done his debt.
Speaker 3: He's well done.
Speaker 4: No, I knew what you were doing, mate.
Speaker 3: We worked together long enough.
Speaker 4: I know that when you mean to say taboo, you
Speaker 4: intentionally say debut.
Speaker 1: Throw back the jess Ma boy back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I actual post snooze news. It is thirteen minutes past
Speaker 1: six at the six fifteen venue Machine.
Speaker 8: Not too far away, gentlemen, Battle of the Bangers.
Speaker 3: Well, if you've just joined us for twenty twenty four,
Speaker 3: welcome guys. It took you a year to get here,
Speaker 3: but hey here nonethelest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine. We just like to live in the moment.
Speaker 1: They won't about the past. That's through in the future.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And we are about to launch into this year's
Speaker 4: version of Battle of the Bangers, which, if for the uninitiated,
Speaker 4: is basically we select a song each and then we
Speaker 4: whack it on our Instagram and you just need to
Speaker 4: go to the Jodie and Hazy page cast your vote,
Speaker 4: and whoever wins will get their song played at eight
Speaker 4: point thirty on a Friday.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's fine. And you know what we're going
Speaker 1: to theme it this year, are we?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I kind of thing with this year and
Speaker 1: we're gonna kick off with given the testers on and Adelaide.
Speaker 1: It happens once a year, beautiful time of the year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: how about Australian cricket themed?
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Do you want to kick it off?
Speaker 4: I think I will obviously the Australia the West Indies.
Speaker 4: So do you want me to go Australia or do
Speaker 4: you want me to go West Indies theme? It doesn't
Speaker 4: matter because I've already managed.
Speaker 1: I was about to say, I'm looking at the song.
Speaker 1: Do I stitch you up and say? West Indies? What
Speaker 1: have you got forree Australian things?
Speaker 9: Okay?
Speaker 4: Well, I know that this is the sort of official
Speaker 4: but unofficial song of the Australian cricket team.
Speaker 3: And if you say no to Cold Chisel.
Speaker 4: Then there's something wrong with you. Let's go a little
Speaker 4: bit of kse someplace.
Speaker 1: Wow, give this is your song and you're so passionate
Speaker 1: about it, and you're about to my endorse it? Really
Speaker 1: campaign for it. Tell us the first line of the.
Speaker 3: Song, I left my I left my hat to the
Speaker 3: SaaS fan it's really close.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 3: I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 1: I left my heart to the SaaS round kay Sam,
Speaker 1: I mean I don't know, but no one knows it,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people like that's my favorite song,
Speaker 1: and you like say the first line like, oh.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've just been singing random like symbols
Speaker 3: and putting them all.
Speaker 1: Together and in most places wherever you are when that
Speaker 1: song comes on, by the time there, yeah, you were
Speaker 1: absolutely mattering.
Speaker 3: Gibbish.
Speaker 1: I feel like we're very, very similar. So I'm going
Speaker 1: to go minute work land down Under.
Speaker 3: From why didn't you do that new remix version? That?
Speaker 1: What's the remix?
Speaker 4: It's a new remix version, I promise you. How do
Speaker 4: you know what I'm talking about?
Speaker 12: It?
Speaker 3: They did a remix of down Under?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they did. There's been a lot of and there's
Speaker 5: a remix of Treaty going around as well. Really like yeah,
Speaker 5: you quite like it's a TikTok thing.
Speaker 1: Ah, it's a TikTok thing on the TikTok okay on
Speaker 1: the TikTok. Really really frustrates me and makes me quite sad,
Speaker 1: is if there's youths out there who are hearing that
Speaker 1: on TikTok for the first time, being like, oh, this
Speaker 1: is a new song that's never happened because.
Speaker 7: You know, little booth thing that was created he created
Speaker 7: that on TikTok on TikTok or not on TikTok, but
Speaker 7: it was going off on there and he was like,
Speaker 7: you know, I'm going to get this on commercial blah
Speaker 7: blah blah, and I'm thinking of whatever, and then all
Speaker 7: of a sudden it popped up.
Speaker 3: Yeah, next minute.
Speaker 1: Are you comparing poor Russell to Cold chiseling don at work?
Speaker 5: Yeh interesting?
Speaker 3: All right, jump on the Joddy and Hazy Instagram page.
Speaker 4: Cast your vote please. And I just got that side
Speaker 4: eye from executive producer. And because I said it will
Speaker 4: be played eight thirty, right, it's actually eight o'clock tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Sorry, yes, so was mate, Cold Chisel Casan the Minute
Speaker 1: work Land down Under Cricket Australia themes. Yeah like it
Speaker 1: Rights Wing song reveal tomorrow morning at eight to get voting.
Speaker 1: Jodey and Hazy on Instagram.
Speaker 8: We're gone back in time on this daisy.
Speaker 1: Yeah you bet you Billy Bob, it's time for on
Speaker 1: this days Thursday, eighteenth of January, let's take a little
Speaker 1: trip back to nineteen ninety five Yahoo dot com domain
Speaker 1: was created. Well, there you go, and Yahoo early days
Speaker 1: was the absolute shizzle and then it got aggressively replaced
Speaker 1: by Google. Yeah, and then these absolute little cretent search
Speaker 1: domain started popping up like Bing, oh Bing.
Speaker 3: You had no role not to stay any landing.
Speaker 1: Seriously, stay inside, don't even turn up to the party.
Speaker 1: You jump on the being. You're like, oh, I'm interested
Speaker 1: to see what's going on with this train open. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna type in Alex dimen or It's like, yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know Alex dimen or is it Hey, here's Alex
Speaker 1: Demitriad's like that makes no sense. Being. I'm not into
Speaker 1: this at all. That is what it is. Take it
Speaker 1: or leave it, Like, yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna absolutely
Speaker 1: want up here. I'm going to I from of Bing
Speaker 1: and I'm going to bing Google, and then Google's going
Speaker 1: to come up. I'm going to press on that.
Speaker 3: Yeah. And yet, in a twist of absolute irony, if
Speaker 3: you were to search on Being for nineties so part robs,
Speaker 3: it would come up the Australian Open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly right. It's why it is completely confused. God Two,
Speaker 1: the United Nations announced George Cloney as a UN Messenger
Speaker 1: of peace. We're going to look back at George Clooney's time.
Speaker 1: You like that bloke was pretty force.
Speaker 3: Yeah, is that a case of nepotism because his wife
Speaker 3: obviously served as legal counsel in the un I don't.
Speaker 1: Really know what nepotism means. Serious, what does that mean?
Speaker 3: Okay, So let me came to picture for you.
Speaker 4: If you were, for example, to get your son Henry
Speaker 4: a job as a casanova here at Nova, that's nepotism
Speaker 4: because you're getting your family a job somewhere because you
Speaker 4: work there.
Speaker 1: Right, you know what I mean? Henrys meeting, get him
Speaker 1: a job at the Big Wedgies. But if you were
Speaker 1: to explain to him it's not my company, it's.
Speaker 3: Still kind of nepotism.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, a rescue drone was used for the first
Speaker 1: time in straight Lennox Head in New South Wales to
Speaker 1: save swimmers struggling in heavy syrup. What about the humble
Speaker 1: drone and just how far it's come. Speaking of my
Speaker 1: son Henry, we got him a helicopter drone thing for Christmas,
Speaker 1: and I hope it's not this thing. It costs like
Speaker 1: sixty bucks. Oh right, it's awesome.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's so awesome. Yeah, I'm scared of drones. Remember
Speaker 3: that time we were trying to film Handball blessed. It
Speaker 3: went for your ankle and it went got me good
Speaker 3: on the ankle.
Speaker 1: Drone came down bit Jody Tree on the ankle. It's
Speaker 1: a good shot, ne once. I went January eighteenth and
Speaker 1: twenty seventeenth, star boy by the weekend. This bloke is
Speaker 1: an absolute phenomenon.
Speaker 3: I'm a mother Starboy. I can't say that
Speaker 5: I'm trying to put you in these murder