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Speaker 1: He said, why don't you that was the only time

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Speaker 1: We're very excited from Jurassic World Dominion. What is that?

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Speaker 1: It's disappointing because we know how much you love this studio,

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Speaker 6: It's just the coffee wasn't quite as good last time

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Speaker 4: I don't know what happened, but he dipsed with.

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Speaker 6: You didn't want to see him from the rear end

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Speaker 3: Can you believe, Sam Neil, when you think about it,

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Speaker 4: Oh no, it's thirty years ago.

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Speaker 2: Thirty Well, my sheet's got a typo on it. Thirty years.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't feel like thirty years. And it's twenty years

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Speaker 4: Idea. Wow, But you know, I thought.

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Speaker 6: There's going to be running in scream that's traditional in

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Speaker 4: Will I be able to keep up with the best,

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Speaker 2: How was that?

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Speaker 4: I loved it with Jeff Julie. He drives me completely crazy.

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Speaker 6: He is one of the great people on the planet.

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Speaker 4: And we had a great deal of fun. We've played

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Speaker 1: I mean, you guys are such good friends. I mean,

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Speaker 2: I don't know. He would have tried to rip it apart.

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Speaker 6: And he's remarkably you know.

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Speaker 4: I love you, guys, love you.

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Speaker 3: I'll fix the coffee. We'll get you back in the

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Speaker 2: I've crashed my car. I can't get there and get there.

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Speaker 2: Too much.

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Speaker 3: He then sent through a photo of the car and

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Speaker 2: Reliable, reliable. He sent through the photo.

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Speaker 3: She thought it looks yeah, sure, okay, well that's pretty serious.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's you know what, You're being honest and

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Speaker 2: Remember the story I told you about it.

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Speaker 1: I mean he should have added to the lie and said,

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I told you about a girl I invited out

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Speaker 1: No, you're not going to believe it what she's in strano.

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Speaker 2: No, she wasn't Sprana. I've come down with the flu.

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Speaker 2: I can barely move influenza. As she talked like she does.

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Speaker 2: See she was stuffed. So went, oh my god, your

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Speaker 3: Make sure she was feeling better because I was panicky

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Speaker 2: Then turned up to the twenty first. She was there.

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Speaker 2: She was already there before me. And on the dance

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Speaker 2: You know, I don't think she was No, she was

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Speaker 1: I'll tell you what you.

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Speaker 1: Like I'm at a twenty first, could be anywhere. Well,

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Speaker 1: I feel like I'm at your twenty first whip because

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Speaker 2: Actually had quite a big twenty first. Mate had about

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Speaker 2: one hundred and thirty people for my twenty first. Good

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Speaker 2: theme for my party too.

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Speaker 1: It was like John to Hire.

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Speaker 3: Then it was like a lounge suit with a little

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Speaker 2: I wore like a white.

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Speaker 1: Suit, Safari kind of suit.

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Speaker 3: The idea when I was twenty one was everybody made

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Speaker 2: Enjoyed the video. It was like a tribute my mate

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Speaker 2: got together. No, it wasn't so much that they acted

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Speaker 3: Like when you were little and what I mean, well,

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Speaker 3: my video, then my video they pretended that I was.

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Speaker 3: They got a stuffed gorilla and carried it around as

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Speaker 3: like I was runny. It was like, oh, thanks, guys,

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Speaker 3: that's a really beautiful tribute.

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Speaker 2: What a load of me? How do we get onto

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Speaker 2: this pain new idea? Guys, it's called free birth.

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Speaker 3: Free birth is or free birthing is the idea of

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Speaker 3: This is a new trend that's taken off on one clip.

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Speaker 1: In particular dangerous though, because professionals around.

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Speaker 3: You could help here. I think it could help. An

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Speaker 3: a sterile environment might be healthy as well. Have we

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Speaker 3: got any birth music or anything to I mean, leno,

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Speaker 3: give me some sort of accompanying audio.

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Speaker 1: Please, what about bond to be alive, heavy breathing or

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Speaker 1: anybody pushing Leno?

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Speaker 3: Not the pop noise, It's not how it happens. They

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Speaker 3: don't just pop out like a cork out of a

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Speaker 3: champagne bottle. I want to be alive, thanks Leno. Free birthing.

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Speaker 3: Let's talk about Josie and her man. She wants to

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Speaker 3: free birth. So what she did? It's kit free diving.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know what, you bring up a really good point.

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Speaker 3: She drove to the edge of the Pacific Ocean and

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Speaker 3: in the shallows of the water as the waves are crashing.

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Speaker 3: She's facing the shoreline. In this clip you see her

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Speaker 3: giving birth. So the contractions start. She's rocking back and

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Speaker 3: forth as the waves are crashing on her lower back

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Speaker 2: She then gives birth in the ocean like a whale.

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Speaker 2: Would you never turn your back on the water.

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Speaker 3: So true, says you never even know what's coming. Can

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Speaker 3: you imagine? She gets a huge wave rolls through and bloody.

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Speaker 3: Josie's on the shoreline time in the contractions and pushing.

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Speaker 3: The next thing you know, her face is driven into

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Speaker 3: the sand and it's a shoreline dumper.

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Speaker 1: That's a colm though pro is husband caught a couple

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Speaker 1: of bunger wounds around there, that's sure.

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Speaker 2: Do you know what The most disturbing part of this

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Speaker 2: is fit where's his name?

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Speaker 3: What was the hubsband's name? The challenging part here was

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Speaker 3: when Benny, Bennie Benny comes in. You're right, he was

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Speaker 3: probably doing a bit of fishing. Depend on how long

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Speaker 3: here earlier. There's a title change coming. The salmon are

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Speaker 3: running around three am.

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Speaker 2: No anyway, Benny.

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Speaker 1: Because later it's not sure. Takes a long time. The

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Speaker 1: tide's going out.

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Speaker 3: The baby's born, which is beautiful. And she said the

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Speaker 3: waves had the same rhythm as the contractions. The smooth

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Speaker 3: flow made me feel really good. What if there's a rip,

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Speaker 3: don't worry about well, hoppos on stead but like the.

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Speaker 2: Baby shoots off in a direction.

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Speaker 3: Because you're not like, is there just narrated in a voiceover,

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Speaker 3: take me back to the sweet terms mud.

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Speaker 1: Now we can see the baby's head as Hoppo runs

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Speaker 1: who's just finishing iron Man Reed.

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Speaker 2: He's doing really weird footage. He's doing beach sprints. In

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Speaker 2: you're not.

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Speaker 1: The horrible part is and there's some bloke up on

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Speaker 1: something very loon.

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Speaker 3: Someone's nicking a bag in the background, and it's a

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Speaker 3: hot day down at BONDI don't do it, Bondai if

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Speaker 3: you're into free birthing. Bennie the hobby then runs in

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Speaker 3: the baby's born. Bennie runs in with a sieve and

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Speaker 3: catches the afterbirth.

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Speaker 2: Wow, a sieve thecenter, Yeah, yeah, yeah, center.

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Speaker 3: So you see Benny just trotting through like he's about

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Speaker 3: to strain the veggies.

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Speaker 2: Well, actually, seawater.

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Speaker 1: Seawater would be hygienic, salty, refreshing it.

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Speaker 2: It would be good for the skin.

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Speaker 1: What a great way, because bej had a water birth

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Speaker 1: for my boy.

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Speaker 2: She was in the water, but trolled environment.

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Speaker 1: See I don't mind it. I mean, do you are

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Speaker 1: you instantly attracted to the water if you are born

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Speaker 1: in the water, Well, you're well, I love the water? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Is it supposed to be makes them more calm because

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Speaker 1: It is crazy to think because you see the child's

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Speaker 1: oh no, that's it's been in water for the last

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Speaker 1: nine months.

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Speaker 2: See.

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Speaker 3: We went for swim the other day. Ted was feeling

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Speaker 3: crooked and he spewed in the water right, and the

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Speaker 3: amount of fish that came in to eat the vomit

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Speaker 3: when I was swimming towards.

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Speaker 2: Him, it was awesome. It was very funny. Don't use

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Speaker 2: your kid as burly. No, I would never. I didn't deliberately.

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Speaker 2: I didn't deliberately make you into the water.

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Speaker 1: I don't think about it. He was trawling Jack off

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Speaker 1: the back of the boat.

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