Speaker 1: We got get you morning every day, laid.
Speaker 2: My really, it is so time for it.
Speaker 3: He loves girl girl. Oh my gosh, ladies, please someone
Speaker 3: scratched this giant itch on the back of my elbow.
Speaker 3: Sure it's festering, that's red. But I've just got a
Speaker 3: hankering for a chicture.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay. So this is if you haven't had it before,
Speaker 4: this is where we take those conversations that we as
Speaker 4: ladys have off the air and we bring it on
Speaker 4: the air, and we've got drop what a new Yeah,
Speaker 4: and inappropriately chime in every now and then. We've got
Speaker 4: Abby from the newsroom in your thirties, still living at home,
Speaker 4: trying to scratch together a deposit for a house. Which
Speaker 4: details do you want me to go in? Here?
Speaker 5: You usually start with are you single this week or not? Well,
Speaker 5: I don't know if you change.
Speaker 4: Okay, Well that's a fluid situation. Now it changes weekly,
Speaker 4: so that's not my fault.
Speaker 2: We've got Zoe produces Zoe year.
Speaker 4: I've recently gone through a little breakup but is regrouping.
Speaker 4: Very career driven and we love.
Speaker 2: You, thank you. Okay.
Speaker 4: So the off air chat that we were having Abby
Speaker 4: and I in particular this week was we were getting
Speaker 4: ready to go to Pink and we just really started
Speaker 4: to drill down on how nasty we were to ourselves.
Speaker 2: In our own heads. And we live in such a
Speaker 2: comparison culture.
Speaker 4: Now, and so my experience was, I had this outfit
Speaker 4: that I'd ordered online.
Speaker 2: I thought that would be nice to wear.
Speaker 4: It's probably a little bit more revealing than I'd be
Speaker 4: more comfortable wearing normally, and so I put it on
Speaker 4: and I walked out to the lounge.
Speaker 2: Room and my husband sort of looked at me and
Speaker 2: didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: Now, knowing my husband, he was just probably thinking about
Speaker 4: the you know, NHL hockey scores. It had nothing to
Speaker 4: do with me or my body or the way I looked.
Speaker 4: But I spent the whole time in the cab on
Speaker 4: the way to Pink, just going what does that look mean?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 4: Does he think that I'm too old to pull that
Speaker 4: look off?
Speaker 2: Does he think that my body is not good enough
Speaker 2: to pull that look on?
Speaker 4: So I really just twenty minutes thinking about it, when,
Speaker 4: oh my god, it was probably just hungry I did it.
Speaker 3: You know, do you know what he's thinking. He's sitting there,
Speaker 3: there's eyes pointing in different directions, a bit of drool
Speaker 3: coming out the side of his mouth, and he's thinking,
Speaker 3: I definitely want a piece of toast, but do I
Speaker 3: want peanut? But or do I want jams? I can't
Speaker 3: make my mind me And there's Jodey in the cab.
Speaker 2: Why I hate that you've nailed it.
Speaker 4: But you were getting ready for Pink and you were
Speaker 4: saying that you went through exactly the same thing I did.
Speaker 6: So I rushed home and I had work on that day,
Speaker 6: and so I didn't really have time to do a
Speaker 6: proper light look through of what I was gonna wear.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but then obviously it was really hot.
Speaker 6: It was thirty six degrees like it was boiling, And
Speaker 6: so I'm going through our wardrobe and you know, you're
Speaker 6: getting things out. I've got ten minutes essentially to get
Speaker 6: something organized and get in the car and go.
Speaker 5: I can't find anything that I like.
Speaker 6: I don't feel good. It's just I was in a
Speaker 6: real mood. I was in a real abby mood. We
Speaker 6: all know what would happen then, but I sort of
Speaker 6: had a bit of a got in the car with
Speaker 6: my friend and she said, you are right, and I said, nah,
Speaker 6: I said, and I.
Speaker 5: Just had to be ran.
Speaker 6: I said, I feel crap at the moment, and she said,
Speaker 6: it's the weather.
Speaker 5: I feel the same.
Speaker 6: I don't like what I'm wearing either, and I look
Speaker 6: back now, I've got heaps of videos of pink. I
Speaker 6: didn't have a photo with my friends because I didn't
Speaker 6: like how I looked and I was and luckily in
Speaker 6: the end, I ended up wearing this yellow dress. It
Speaker 6: was really flowy, so luckily I did because obviously it
Speaker 6: was so hot. But I just sort of went, when
Speaker 6: am I going to stop doing this? Every time I
Speaker 6: go to an event. Every time I go to something,
Speaker 6: it's two, three, sometimes twenty four hours of berating myself
Speaker 6: in my head, going well, what am I going to wear?
Speaker 5: Because I look, I'll just look crap.
Speaker 3: Can I just jump in for an expert opinion here?
Speaker 3: It sounds like the issue is pink.
Speaker 6: That's the funny thing was though, is that Jodie and
Speaker 6: I are talking about this in the office yesterday and
Speaker 6: we're going on about how hard it is to pick
Speaker 6: clothes and how you feeling all this, and there's Hazy
Speaker 6: sitting back in his chair looking at himself in the mirror.
Speaker 5: I'm going, God, I look good. I'm I'm looking at myself, going, god,
Speaker 5: I look good.
Speaker 7: He was wearing a muscle doe, like I love.
Speaker 3: It's got to work outrow because I say that all
Speaker 3: oh my god, she's.
Speaker 4: Saying that when your legs spread, you were in front
Speaker 4: of the mirror, you were fletting, and you were.
Speaker 2: Just like, I am there. What Be'sney?
Speaker 3: You've never sat down and look yourself in the mirror
Speaker 3: and started winking at yourself?
Speaker 2: Do you do it?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I'm a serial outfit changer. My friends hate getting ready
Speaker 7: with me to go anywhere because I've change out it
Speaker 7: seven times because I'm not happy with it. Yeah, but
Speaker 7: I have noticed when I was in a relationship, I
Speaker 7: didn't do it as much. Now that I'm single, I'm like,
Speaker 7: oh god, I have to I have to know what
Speaker 7: I'm wearing everywhere I go, which I think comes into
Speaker 7: the comparison thing, because now I suddenly care what I
Speaker 7: look like amongst people, Whereas when I was an ship,
Speaker 7: I was like, ah, well he's stuck now, you know.
Speaker 7: So it's like, yeah, I'm definitely victim to it as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who's not. I've had a woman say to me, befo,
Speaker 2: why are you even putting on makeup? Why do you care?
Speaker 4: You've got a husband like you should be relaxed and
Speaker 4: happy about the whole thing. Yeah, this is the question
Speaker 4: thirteen twenty four ten, And you're stuck in this comparison culture.
Speaker 2: You can tea.
Speaker 4: I'm neually berating yourself because you don't feel like you
Speaker 4: stack up or you measure up to everyone else.
Speaker 2: Internet hasn't helped on that front.
Speaker 5: And if you don't do it, then how do you
Speaker 5: stop this?
Speaker 6: Because I'm at the point where, once I have children,
Speaker 6: I don't want to pass this on to my daughter.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't want her to be like, oh, you.
Speaker 6: Know, I've always got to be worried about what we're
Speaker 6: wearing because we've always got you know, how do you
Speaker 6: stop this?
Speaker 2: Dating twenty four to ten? Get involved? Chit chat?
Speaker 3: Also, how else did pink hurt you?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: And let's go to Kelly.
Speaker 4: Hey, kel Bhi, do you understand exactly what we're talking about?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 11: My gosh, yes, it's terrible.
Speaker 2: So what happened with you?
Speaker 11: I went to Taylor Spoop for my daughter and I'm
Speaker 11: fifty two and I didn't know what to wear and
Speaker 11: took so many outfits to carry it all and yeah,
Speaker 11: and then when we'll go out, you can't see my
Speaker 11: bed to the water, clothes up tried on, and it's shocking.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'd love to hear from people who
Speaker 4: have a solution to this dilemma. But I don't think
Speaker 4: you're alone, kel If that makes you feel any better, no, possibly.
Speaker 7: The word part ever of changing up it's a hundred
Speaker 7: times is coming home to the mess. Yeah, oh my god,
Speaker 7: close all over the bed, on the floor, and then
Speaker 7: that's the whole problem.
Speaker 4: He's coming home to the mess and then realizing that
Speaker 4: you still weren't happy with you.
Speaker 3: And I still hated the outt but also my rot
Speaker 3: and saying as well. And fake tan, fake tan everywhere.
Speaker 2: On the sheets.
Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you can be really shot that shots fired
Speaker 4: at your wife there.
Speaker 3: It's what I've experienced, situations where I got a bit
Speaker 3: of fake tan very occasionally.
Speaker 2: Not you sure sure?
Speaker 3: That's a Scottish skin shining through.
Speaker 12: Shelley.
Speaker 4: Hey, Shelley, Hey, Hey, going good? Are you into beating
Speaker 4: yourself up as well.
Speaker 8: On a daily basis? Probably because I'm overweight as well,
Speaker 8: so that doesn't help. But yeah, on the daily I'm
Speaker 8: so particular about how I look and present the people.
Speaker 8: So yeah, and I think more so if I'm feeling unhappy. Yeah,
Speaker 8: I used to do it more so actually when I
Speaker 8: was married and after validation, I say how do I look?
Speaker 8: And I wouldn't get it. And so one day I'll
Speaker 8: tell you I find a quick funny story. One day
Speaker 8: I came out naked, just holding my hand and said,
Speaker 8: I'm ready, how do I look?
Speaker 12: And he was on his PlayStation?
Speaker 8: How unusual and years ago? And its great? I said,
Speaker 8: all right, come on there, he likes to look after that.
Speaker 4: This is all making sense because you are from Mezle's Beach.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Leo Leo.
Speaker 4: Are you stuck in this comparison culture rush?
Speaker 13: Yes and no. So if I'm going to the shop, sorry,
Speaker 13: If I'm just like going anywhere, I would just say,
Speaker 13: Adam sand like, baggy shorts, baggy bur hair. And when
Speaker 13: I go out like that, when I'm just you know,
Speaker 13: in the shop that has had his mindset of I
Speaker 13: don't really care what anybody thinks. I'm going out for
Speaker 13: drinks with the girls or at dinner or anywhere where
Speaker 13: you know people dress up sports. I have to be
Speaker 13: dressed to the absolute hills, or I either won't go
Speaker 13: or I would have the worst time because the whole
Speaker 13: time thinking about my outfits, feeling really insecure. But on
Speaker 13: the same hand, I can go out with saggy clothes,
Speaker 13: no makeup, really really really messy hair. Yeah, feel fine.
Speaker 13: It's really just my environment.
Speaker 5: Is funny, both of them.
Speaker 4: It's so funny the way our minds were. And did
Speaker 4: you know, Andrew Hayes, most people probably not. You have
Speaker 4: twenty six thousand thoughts a day, Twenty six thousand thoughts
Speaker 4: go through your mind.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a true fact.
Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty six thoughts.
Speaker 2: This is where it has for you.
Speaker 4: Most of those thoughts are repeat from the day before,
Speaker 4: so you're just replaying in your brain over and over
Speaker 4: and over all the messaging that you've ever had in
Speaker 4: your life.
Speaker 3: As well. And this is I think we're all programmed
Speaker 3: like this. Let's say, and I know you are jokes.
Speaker 3: Let's say you're reading something and say it's comments on
Speaker 3: Facebook or something.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 3: If there's one hundred positive comments, yeah, and one negative one,
Speaker 3: what do you what do you walk away thinking about?
Speaker 2: You cling onto the negative one.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous.
Speaker 4: Do you know why we do that though. Again, this
Speaker 4: is another psychological fact for you. That's because back in
Speaker 4: caveman days, if we see a tiger, you are trained
Speaker 4: in your brain to hold onto that thought there's a
Speaker 4: tiger and I'm in danger, and that will prompt the
Speaker 4: flight or fight response.
Speaker 2: So that's why you.
Speaker 4: Cling onto that one bad thought, because it's a survival method.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got twenty six in my head.
Speaker 6: I said, I must have twenty six thousand tigers in
Speaker 6: my head.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but hot.
Speaker 2: Tiger's sexy, stealthy ones.
Speaker 13: You know.
Speaker 7: It's like Mindy used to say, people remember how you
Speaker 7: made them feel, not what you say.
Speaker 3: Wise mother, you've got there, Yeah, very wise, that's it.
Speaker 2: Nothing else to us.
Speaker 4: Let's let's not reduce women to what they look. So
Speaker 4: think very carefully about what you're about to say.
Speaker 3: Read my thoughts now.
Speaker 5: Yes, he's where.
Speaker 7: You're waking up to Adelaide News today, your posts.
Speaker 4: This is where we really drill down on all the
Speaker 4: big news stories that are happening overnight. It's got Abbey
Speaker 4: in the newsroom first and foremost. You've got a vaping scandal.
Speaker 6: I have a vaping scandal for you. So a little
Speaker 6: embarrassing for the federal government. I don't think they did
Speaker 6: their due diligence, let's say, but they've essentially recruited around
Speaker 6: six TikTok stars to their first said, they've recruited them
Speaker 6: to essentially share misinformation about vaping across profiles. As we know,
Speaker 6: you know, there wasn't really ever a lot of evidence
Speaker 6: as to what vaping can do to your system and
Speaker 6: your body. But obviously when you're putting chemicals into your
Speaker 6: body not ideal anyway. So they've recruited these TikTok stars
Speaker 6: to try and drop vaping in students and in kids,
Speaker 6: because that's where we're seeing it the most. Fairbarn fair Ben,
Speaker 6: however you say his last name, he is originally for
Speaker 6: murray Bridge, and he's got around one hundred and thirty
Speaker 6: two thousand TikTok followers and Instagram followers. Okay, he has
Speaker 6: been spotted or essentially snapped with a vape in his
Speaker 6: hand or as late as December last year. So he's
Speaker 6: come on board for this campaign, but he's been caught vaping. Now,
Speaker 6: obviously we all make mistakes and we all learn, and
Speaker 6: he's saying that vaping he thought was fine and was
Speaker 6: safe and you know, obviously he's wanting to now come
Speaker 6: on board and to share that information with other people
Speaker 6: and other kids between fourteen and twenty.
Speaker 5: But yeah, a little bit embarrassing for the federal government.
Speaker 2: So he's larned since December.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well he's had a good couple of months to
Speaker 4: think about the fact that the government had got to
Speaker 4: pay him a lot of money to say he doesn't vote.
Speaker 6: That's absolutely correct, that's my thought process.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the absolute nerd burglars at the federal government who
Speaker 3: was sitting around being like, how are we going to
Speaker 3: do this? And someone goes, well, we need some TikTok
Speaker 3: stars and the majority of them go well, first of all,
Speaker 3: what is TikTok? Yes, I don't know what that is.
Speaker 3: And then the next meeting was about oh, we need
Speaker 3: an anti smoking campaign. One's like, well, this guy seems
Speaker 3: pretty cool. What's his name, Snoop Dogg? Give him some cash.
Speaker 3: I don't think he's smokes.
Speaker 6: Not to get or not to get on my high
Speaker 6: horse or have a rant. But I don't understand. Okay, yes,
Speaker 6: you know TikTok, that's what all the kids are on.
Speaker 6: I get that. But like the AFL with the Taron
Speaker 6: Thomas stuff and the domestic violent stuff. You've got an
Speaker 6: opportunity here, as a massive organization within our country to
Speaker 6: stand up and go, hey, we're not going to do this. Now,
Speaker 6: I'm more likely to have more respect for them if
Speaker 6: all of the AFL could have come out and really
Speaker 6: done something here and gone, we will not stand for this,
Speaker 6: and they haven't, and now we'd go, oh yeah, let's
Speaker 6: go to TikTok stars to put out misinformation about vaping.
Speaker 6: Get some of the bigger names that kids know to
Speaker 6: get out there and get this message out there that
Speaker 6: it's not okay to put chemicals in your body.
Speaker 14: C ah Ol debate, isn't it? Apps her main sports stars,
Speaker 14: whether they like it or not. A genuine role model.
Speaker 14: So if I mean, pay her all the money in
Speaker 14: the world. If you had Sam Kerr saying something like that,
Speaker 14: kids will listen absolutely. TikTok douche.
Speaker 4: Musy Yeah about this for a bit of a Formula
Speaker 4: one scandal. So Christian Horner he is the head of
Speaker 4: Red Bull, the racing company, racing team whatever they call.
Speaker 4: He is also the husband of Spice Girl Jerry Halliwell.
Speaker 4: He has been cleared of any inappropriate behavior after there
Speaker 4: was a sext probe. So basically a woman came out
Speaker 4: and said, he has sent me inappropriate text messages.
Speaker 3: Oh, here we go, Adam Levane aires, Yeah.
Speaker 4: Real, Adam Levine vibes to it and yes, So they've
Speaker 4: done a three month investigation, they've employed the services of
Speaker 4: an independent lawyer from London and he has been cleared
Speaker 4: of any wrongdoing. Well, however, I just feel in this space,
Speaker 4: if that mud is thrown at you, then some of
Speaker 4: it's always going to stick, isn't it. Yeah, yeah, particularly
Speaker 4: if you're Jerry Halliwell, and that's your husband.
Speaker 2: He's been accused of sexting someone else.
Speaker 3: Of course, key message. If you want to be my lover,
Speaker 3: stop texting other women. You do for goodness sake.
Speaker 2: That's what those lyrics say.
Speaker 3: You don't get with my friends.
Speaker 2: If it's a sexting thing.
Speaker 6: Interesting because obviously sexting there's evidence.
Speaker 2: It's not just he said. She said, well surely they did.
Speaker 4: It's in black whir You're absolutely right having got you're
Speaker 4: the voice of reason this morning.
Speaker 5: I've had more than two hours sleep, so I'm on fire.
Speaker 3: Absolutely on you, Susie. Let's wrap this up. With a
Speaker 3: little bit of sports news. How did the Matildas go
Speaker 3: last night? Did they get over the line? Oh? That's right,
Speaker 3: they won ten zip against It was Bekistan.
Speaker 4: That's crazy, that is ridiculous. Who scored Sam Curtin play?
Speaker 3: Did she Sam Curtin play? So I dare say if
Speaker 3: she did play that they.
Speaker 2: Were seventy ye.
Speaker 10: Ye.
Speaker 3: It's ridiculous cos it means they've officially qualified at the
Speaker 3: Claros Olympics. Yep, it was never a doubt. But I
Speaker 3: watched the league in Zbekistan last week and it was
Speaker 3: nil or half time, right, I thought, is this a
Speaker 3: bit of a danger game? And then the girls came
Speaker 3: out at halftime and it was like they were training.
Speaker 3: They were laughing, they were carrying on. I thought, geez,
Speaker 3: girls get serious. But they knew that they were about
Speaker 3: to absolutely smack them, so they could afford to stuff around.
Speaker 4: I saw one of the girl, I can't remember her name,
Speaker 4: but she made her deboo and scored on daboo.
Speaker 2: Of course, wouldn't that be.
Speaker 3: Fun, very very nice to see? What it Zbekistan? That's
Speaker 3: the side to do it? Oh yeah, surprise you didn't
Speaker 3: get a double. That's a post at snooze news. Joe,
Speaker 3: I was just going to throw this out there. Ever
Speaker 3: been done cheating? Oh, Jervy, Jerry, No, not that sort
Speaker 3: of cheating. I mean, have you ever been exposed for
Speaker 3: trying to, I don't know, twist the law in your
Speaker 3: advantage if you know it?
Speaker 2: Not at least in the last twenty four hours night.
Speaker 3: Okay, good, you've made at least thirty six hours.
Speaker 8: Good for you.
Speaker 3: Let's go to one of the most wondrous places on
Speaker 3: the planet, and that's Island. A woman and I lost
Speaker 3: more than eight hundred thousand dollars in an injury lawsuit
Speaker 3: stemming from a car crash after photos showed her launching
Speaker 3: a Christmas tree during a post holiday competition. And also
Speaker 3: on top of that, she won the event, so she.
Speaker 4: Got disability compo. And then she went into a tree
Speaker 4: throwing contests off.
Speaker 3: The back of a car crash. She was set to
Speaker 3: earn herself for a really nice paypack eight hundred K
Speaker 3: about to enter her account, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: some photos submerge of her being insanely athletic as well. Okay,
Speaker 3: because when you're tossing a Christmas tree, trust me, they're
Speaker 3: not small they're big boys, and she wasn't there just
Speaker 3: to make up the numbers.
Speaker 4: She won the dawn event, and if she didn't think
Speaker 4: that she was going to make the local paper for
Speaker 4: that feat either and alert the workers' compensation people.
Speaker 2: What an igit or an edgit? Yes, as they say
Speaker 2: over there, what a big edget.
Speaker 3: It's not fat. That's a very good accent. I mean,
Speaker 3: what's the price do you put on winning a prestigious
Speaker 3: competition like that? Though probably valued about a million bucks.
Speaker 3: So maybe she's come out on top. I didn't get
Speaker 3: completely exposed, but I feel like I got done by karma.
Speaker 3: Okay twelve when I cheated twice in my PDHP exam.
Speaker 3: So what you do is you put notes in your
Speaker 3: back pocket. Yeah, and then you go to go to
Speaker 3: the toilet. Okay, So and the guys who are watching you,
Speaker 3: they can't go into the toilet, so they hang out
Speaker 3: at the front of the bathrooms, wouldn't it, and you
Speaker 3: check your notes. I did that twice, and I strutted
Speaker 3: back down and I'd never been more confident in my life. Yeah,
Speaker 3: this test got the result back sixty percent. Okay, how
Speaker 3: was that even possible? How can you cheat? Twice in
Speaker 3: a test and return a score of sixty percent.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, what does that say about your cerebral
Speaker 4: capacity when you're cheating it in.
Speaker 2: An exam twice and you get sixty percent.
Speaker 3: I don't even know what the hell cerebral man, Your brain.
Speaker 5: Your brain?
Speaker 2: You ben get jit.
Speaker 3: Already had two pieces of toast with vegimi.
Speaker 2: I know because you left a big mess in the kitchen.
Speaker 3: Yes, thank you for that feedback. That's very, very welcome.
Speaker 3: What about this the veggie knife. Veggiemite has released something
Speaker 3: called the veggie Knife. It is a double ended knife
Speaker 3: with one end specifically for butter and the other for veggimi.
Speaker 3: The Vegieknife was born from a Google survey conducted in
Speaker 3: twenty twenty where Veggiemi pulled those who had consumed Veggimite
Speaker 3: within the four weeks prior and found that fifty eight
Speaker 3: percent of Aussies find unwanted butter in the Veggimi jar.
Speaker 3: And I'll tell you what, I am absolutely one of
Speaker 3: those who's contributing to the unwanted butter category.
Speaker 4: You would be that guy, Yeah, you're that guy, and
Speaker 4: you're up there with the guy who doesn't put his
Speaker 4: trolley back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the market big time. Sometimes I get butter stuck
Speaker 3: in the trolley and I leave the trolley like hundreds
Speaker 3: of meats away.
Speaker 2: Yeah, supermarket.
Speaker 3: So I've got butter on my face right now, there's
Speaker 3: butter on my elbow.
Speaker 2: So let me let me this how This is how
Speaker 2: it works.
Speaker 4: Like one end you dip in your butter and then
Speaker 4: you flip it around around and use the other end
Speaker 4: for the vege.
Speaker 2: You might, yes, so as there's not cross pollination, is
Speaker 2: that right?
Speaker 3: Can also be used in street fights. But that's not
Speaker 3: what they're marketing. That's a different little hack.
Speaker 2: It's certainly not what we're endorsing either.
Speaker 3: That's what we're talking about. Thirteen and twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. Give us your best life hacks. There's
Speaker 3: some good ones out there. I'm sure you've got a
Speaker 3: couple of good ones.
Speaker 7: Well.
Speaker 4: The one that I've learned recently, and I can't believe
Speaker 4: I've spent so many years on the planet without knowing this.
Speaker 4: But if you've got a jar and you can't open it,
Speaker 4: if you tap on it with a knife or with
Speaker 4: your finger, suddenly it just goes.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it does. It releases all the
Speaker 2: air and you can just go bop oh, and you
Speaker 2: can open the jar.
Speaker 3: I did not know that it's cooling it because for
Speaker 3: all these years you're probably just getting Greg yeah, and
Speaker 3: Greg's like twisting it and You're like, Greg, you're twisting
Speaker 3: it the wrong way.
Speaker 4: You may get tighter, I know, but also a real
Speaker 4: opportunity for him to flex, like, oh you need a man,
Speaker 4: do you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, and just roll off his T shirt just so
Speaker 4: I can see his biceps bold as he opens the jar.
Speaker 3: Amanda.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need that. I don't need that from him anymore.
Speaker 3: I've got one for you, which I reckon a lot
Speaker 3: of people know. But there's still a lot of people
Speaker 3: who are fascinated when we make our breakfast in the kitchen,
Speaker 3: and that is scrambling your eggs in the microwave.
Speaker 2: Oh you love it.
Speaker 3: Did everyone know about this?
Speaker 4: I didn't know about it until I started working with you.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. And I'm so sad that I've been doing
Speaker 4: breakfast radio for so long and I did not know
Speaker 4: this hack.
Speaker 3: You do a very good job because I think you
Speaker 3: throw a little of milk in there as well.
Speaker 2: Maybe milk don't better and a bit of salt and
Speaker 2: pepper and away.
Speaker 3: You go, all of a sudden. So for me, three eggs,
Speaker 3: whisk it up, two minutes in the microwave, a bit
Speaker 3: of chit chat in between there all of a sudden,
Speaker 3: it's an old microwave. Well feel the radiation. But then bang,
Speaker 3: delicious breakfast. It tastes pretty good.
Speaker 4: You throw some beans with ham sauce on that plate
Speaker 4: and a slice of bread and it's literally.
Speaker 2: Like you're in a cafe.
Speaker 3: See what I'd charge sixteen bucks for? That would absolutely
Speaker 3: no one say bucks to the coffee as well, say tooday,
Speaker 3: I have a latta for an a cafe.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Shane, give us your life hack.
Speaker 15: Yes, you can also do like the poached eggs too,
Speaker 15: with a bit of boiling water in the microwave too
Speaker 15: as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Beautyeah, nice and nice and dell in the center. Nice.
Speaker 2: Hang on, wait, sorry, Shane.
Speaker 4: So you boil the water in the kettle first, and
Speaker 4: then you put the egg in it, and then in
Speaker 4: the microwave.
Speaker 15: Either way you can either do hot water if you've
Speaker 15: got a handy, or you just boil it up first.
Speaker 15: Then you put the eggs in there. Yeah, and you
Speaker 15: put them in with a spoon. Yeah, and then yeah,
Speaker 15: you cook them over. I think it's literally like forty
Speaker 15: seconds and they come out beautiful. They look like poached eggs.
Speaker 3: What's incredible? What about this guy, Shane? Are you in
Speaker 3: a relationship?
Speaker 10: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Yeah, I am a marriage marriage for fifteen years.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not surprised.
Speaker 3: Can I just say she's a lucky lady, isn't she?
Speaker 2: What else you got, Shane? Have you got another one?
Speaker 15: You have when you cook at a barbecue and you've
Speaker 15: got marinated, like your marinated chicken or anything else, a
Speaker 15: bit of baking paper first, it soaks up all the
Speaker 15: marinades into the meat rather than on the barbecue plate,
Speaker 15: and you finish them off on a barbecue plate. The best,
Speaker 15: the best meat you eat.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, well done, Because I am that guy
Speaker 3: who blackens the absolute hell out of the chickens and
Speaker 3: then cleaning up the barbecue afterwards is a night man.
Speaker 4: And can I say, as a woman who's gone to
Speaker 4: the trouble to go to as a supermarket and buy
Speaker 4: the said chicken when you burn it on the barbecue.
Speaker 2: Which was your one job which to wear our best? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Shane. Let's go to Bradley. Kay, Bradley, Hey,
Speaker 2: how are you where?
Speaker 9: Good?
Speaker 2: What's your life hack? Please?
Speaker 10: It's a pretty simple one for anyone that does chop
Speaker 10: up onions and they get watery eyes or tarry having
Speaker 10: a bowl of water next the way you're cutting basically
Speaker 10: all the chemicals. I guess they go straight to the
Speaker 10: bottle of water instead.
Speaker 15: Of the eye.
Speaker 3: You're nice, beautiful know that? Hey brother, Well I've got
Speaker 3: you any hacks for someone who their right eyes pretty
Speaker 3: much explode and in half it is completely read? Do
Speaker 3: you know how to fix that?
Speaker 2: Thank you? Thank you? Bradley. Appreciate that at least he
Speaker 2: didn't say, we're a patch.
Speaker 3: Just an idea. Is no such thing as any your
Speaker 3: bad ideas?
Speaker 2: Okay, except for that one. Jane, good morning, what's your
Speaker 2: life hack?
Speaker 12: Good morning everyone. My life hack I discovered when I'd
Speaker 12: been on this planet for half a century, and it
Speaker 12: is essentially the the foil and the glad wrap boxes
Speaker 12: have two fold in flats that you can fold in
Speaker 12: and it holds the role in place so that when
Speaker 12: you pull the foil or the glad wrap out, it
Speaker 12: doesn't fall out.
Speaker 4: Oh you know, when you pull the glad rap out
Speaker 4: hazy and like the whole thing tumbles.
Speaker 2: Out at the next minute. You've glad wrapped yourself.
Speaker 3: The battles that I've had with glad Wrap and the
Speaker 3: wastage as well.
Speaker 2: What's the scoreline be, glad rash.
Speaker 3: I think it's about sixteen to one. Yeah, okay, in
Speaker 3: favor of glad Wrap.
Speaker 2: I never knew that, Jane. That's outstanding. So just push
Speaker 2: it in and it stays in place and then you
Speaker 2: can pull it out without tramp. Yeah, exactly so much
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool, Jane, just helping each other out with
Speaker 3: some of these hacks.
Speaker 2: On half of glad lovers everywhere, we applaud you, Jane.
Speaker 3: Good job. Also, look, please continue this conversation thirteen twenty
Speaker 3: fourteen or send us a texto fall double nine one nine,
Speaker 3: specifically the acts for people's les latter on the verge
Speaker 3: of exploding. We'll also accept you your best patches and
Speaker 3: where to buy a patch. Cheers. Yes, this is a
Speaker 3: context where two really fierce musical gladiators go head to head.
Speaker 3: The try and set up your weekend the right way.
Speaker 4: The Battle of the Banger's score sits a three apiece
Speaker 4: at the moment. Now We have a theme each week,
Speaker 4: and this week's theme is leap leep because of course.
Speaker 5: It's a leap here.
Speaker 3: Okay. Now, what you try and do with our themes
Speaker 3: is you try and think outside the box. You try
Speaker 3: to be a little bit clever. Example, last week the
Speaker 3: theme was fringe. Since I straight away I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: a fringe festival and you and no, no, no, okay,
Speaker 3: how about this? Then the most famous fringe in the
Speaker 3: business sea Yes, and you won.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's called being creative? Sweeting?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, have you been creative again this week?
Speaker 4: It's sweety Well I kind of have, because if you
Speaker 4: look into it, a group of leopards is actually called
Speaker 4: a leap.
Speaker 3: I did not know that.
Speaker 4: So when you think of leopards, you think of death leopard,
Speaker 4: right yeah, And then when you think of death leopard,
Speaker 4: you think of pour some sugar on me.
Speaker 3: Okay, damn it, I hate that. I love yourself good enough.
Speaker 3: Don't like that. I love your song. Okay. I'm a
Speaker 3: simple creature. And when you say leap, I think jump yep,
Speaker 3: so I've gone down the house of pain direction. Okay,
Speaker 3: pour some sugar, death lepper to be jump around and
Speaker 3: buy a house of pain and you'll jump it around
Speaker 3: as we speak.
Speaker 2: I don't hate it.
Speaker 3: I think we have a genuine mutual respect this week
Speaker 3: for each other's.
Speaker 4: So because I thought you were going to go Van
Speaker 4: Halen jump and that or would have hated Yeah, Hale fan.
Speaker 3: Okay, we've only got room for one genuine old school song.
Speaker 3: I reckon this is still old school, but not super
Speaker 3: old school. Yeah, okay, you only hear a lot of
Speaker 3: death lepit on nov That's right. I'm all for it,
Speaker 3: don't you know enough?
Speaker 2: We need to bump up the numbers? Can this be
Speaker 2: the week that we play both?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: Are you torn out?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 5: I'm so tall?
Speaker 3: It was a genuine fifty to fifty vote. Wouldn't that
Speaker 3: be glorious?
Speaker 4: All right, let's everyone jump on the Joddy and Hazy
Speaker 4: Instagram page plays and cast your vote in whichever direction
Speaker 4: you choose.
Speaker 3: Please choose mine, which ever direction you want to, but
Speaker 3: definitely going Jody's direction. Winning song revealed tomorrow morning at eight. Yes,
Speaker 3: speaking of bang its Bee fifty two is a love shack.
Speaker 3: This is our party song this morning for Jodi and
Speaker 3: Hazy's Fringe Fiesta fourteenth of March. Check the We're going
Speaker 3: to have a big old party DJ Party tunes and
Speaker 3: what at this history of house is going to be
Speaker 3: there as a special guest. We don't mind. So if
Speaker 3: you want to come along, we'll get with some VIP tickets.
Speaker 3: You give us a call thirteen to twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: As soon as you hear this song, it's so bit in.
Speaker 12: Very nice.
Speaker 3: It heads up. It'll definitely play before eight o'clock. Did
Speaker 3: you know we spoke about this the other day. The
Speaker 3: big Wedgie is supposed to pull up stumps the first
Speaker 3: of April. Okay, we sat here and gosh, we had
Speaker 3: a few complaints about that. Yeah, it's too hot for that,
Speaker 3: because it's too good. It's too good to pull up
Speaker 3: stumps this early. So how can we extend this out just.
Speaker 2: Like well, especially because it'll shut before the school holidays. Yes,
Speaker 2: is the thing.
Speaker 3: That's the thing, isn't it? So we thought, why aren't
Speaker 3: we bringing the big dogs? And that is maybe the
Speaker 3: number one consumers and that is definitely my son Henry.
Speaker 3: He's five years old and I reckon he's been there
Speaker 3: upwards of six or seven times, just gets better every
Speaker 3: year every time. So he has penned a very very
Speaker 3: personal letter to the owners and proprietors of the Big
Speaker 3: Weggie and let's see if this makes any sort of.
Speaker 9: Difference the Biggie I might love you the most. I
Speaker 9: think we so keep you open for longer because you.
Speaker 3: Make me honey.
Speaker 9: Also, you should let me go down the Big Chuck
Speaker 9: up one hundred times.
Speaker 2: It's all set, Love Henny.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, guys at the Big Weggi, if
Speaker 3: you're not going to keep it open after that, then
Speaker 3: you just sold us. I mean, my son is begging you, yeah,
Speaker 3: to go down the Big Chucker more than five times.
Speaker 2: And should we be concerned that your son can't say
Speaker 2: his own name properly? Love Henny.
Speaker 11: Or Henny.
Speaker 3: So there you go, Owners of the Big Weggi, if
Speaker 3: you're listening, is there's something we can do? Can we
Speaker 3: extend this little stay because the people have spoken? Yes,
Speaker 3: they have any represents the people.
Speaker 2: Yes, he does.
Speaker 3: It's out there now of a generation. Let's see what happens. Okay,
Speaker 3: we at least extended out a few more weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 3: Joe's biggest show of Adelaide Fringe. Of course, he's the
Speaker 3: twenty seven club, very very happy to say. Returning to
Speaker 3: gluttony and it is back. So when we're talking some
Speaker 3: of these names, we're talking Sarah MacLeod, the Super Jesus
Speaker 3: if you don't mind, Kevin Mitchell, Bob Evans and jebbed
Speaker 3: Dyah and alsay. Good friend of mine, Dusty Lee Stevenson,
Speaker 3: who I've said for a long time there's some quality
Speaker 3: musicians based in Adelaide. Dusty might be right at the top.
Speaker 15: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Right, guys are in the student they joined us get.
Speaker 4: Good morning, and you say Dusty is a very good friend. However,
Speaker 4: we've just ascertained that you pretty much asked him to
Speaker 4: perform at your wedding.
Speaker 2: And what was the response, Andrew, Well, I.
Speaker 3: Don't think there was a response to which we took
Speaker 3: that as a note even worse than.
Speaker 16: I know, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just like I can't even be bothered to
Speaker 2: write back. That's how we sweet. No, yet we're still
Speaker 2: on the show.
Speaker 16: Yeah, if it's any consolations to any of my.
Speaker 3: I got distracted by something that immediately happened after I.
Speaker 13: Would have opened the message, Yes, that's exactly what I
Speaker 13: want to do with my life right now, and then
Speaker 13: something else would have happened that moment.
Speaker 5: Yea practice on a whole Yeah, just forks and road
Speaker 5: sloting doors all the time.
Speaker 3: Yes, or a better offer on that same day from.
Speaker 2: Sarah.
Speaker 4: We grew up with a super Jesus floody love you
Speaker 4: and all your work?
Speaker 14: Oh cool?
Speaker 2: You You still get people just hitting you up about
Speaker 2: the band, weddings and stuff all the time. I just
Speaker 2: ignore them.
Speaker 16: How old are those questions?
Speaker 3: Make you feel soad?
Speaker 5: How old are those emails?
Speaker 2: More to the point, you know, we'll be doing a
Speaker 2: long time tell us about what audiences can expect from it.
Speaker 16: It's called the twenty seven Club, and so obviously we're
Speaker 16: celebrating the music created by the artists who tragically left
Speaker 16: us at the age of twenty seven, Jennie Joplin, Jimi Hendrix,
Speaker 16: Jim Morrison, Kirk Cobain and Amy Winehouse. The music is incredible,
Speaker 16: and I think the thing that you know, draws me
Speaker 16: to it as a performer is it's not like a
Speaker 16: cheesy tribute show where we dress up like the singers
Speaker 16: and we try and be The thing.
Speaker 2: Is I was going to do that this year.
Speaker 16: Brown Classes, but yeah, we tried, you know, respectfully pay
Speaker 16: tribute to the songs and the artists without mimicking them.
Speaker 2: It's like a lesson in rock history too. It's quite educational.
Speaker 3: That's excellent. Cheers. This is really going to hurt. You said,
Speaker 3: it's not about dressing up and being cheese and all
Speaker 3: these times you're going to win. Well, we just sort of.
Speaker 3: I've just got a good mate who's actually working the
Speaker 3: cameras here and nobody's names camera guy Josh. We put
Speaker 3: together a bit of an audition we'd like you guys
Speaker 3: to have. Yeah, if it's okay, can you still have
Speaker 3: a look at it and gives your thoughts?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Am I about to lose my job?
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Am I about to lose my temper? So sorry in advance.
Speaker 2: Sorry about my friends.
Speaker 3: Given as well. Like you said, it's not about getting
Speaker 3: in costume and being cheese and all the smart take
Speaker 3: it out, get straight to it for I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: press this little button. Hi, guys, this is my man Buckets.
Speaker 3: My name is Andrew Hyes, and this is my audition
Speaker 3: for the twenty seventh Club Dustin soupd and bleach.
Speaker 1: There's a watt you to be, there's a trend, there's
Speaker 1: a friend, there's an old man Marie Mam, we'll as
Speaker 1: swear up. Don't have a gun. No, don't have a gun. No,
Speaker 1: I don't have a gun.
Speaker 2: Okay can we say the experts to it?
Speaker 4: Please?
Speaker 3: The important thing? Did you have fun? Because not not
Speaker 3: even that you've sang really and shut. I mean you're
Speaker 3: seeing it, you've been, you're doing it. You still got it, mate.
Speaker 3: You know a baud is to sing back in the day.
Speaker 3: Guess what nothing twenty seven club but tickets from Fringe Festival. Guys.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable stuff. Thank you so woe coming in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going back into On This Daisy, Ina, that's right,
Speaker 1: you heard the Thursday edition of On This Daisy.
Speaker 3: We would take a little trip down memory lane. We
Speaker 3: get to educate you and you can just throw some
Speaker 3: fun facts that your mats love that nineteen sixty On
Speaker 3: this day, that is the twenty ninth of February, the
Speaker 3: first Playboy club featuring Bunnies opens in Chicago. Racy, what
Speaker 3: about Hugh hef now one of the all time dirty birds.
Speaker 3: I know, like the dirtiest of the birds.
Speaker 2: I've just talked. Is he alive or dead?
Speaker 3: It's a great question.
Speaker 2: I just have one of those moments is he still
Speaker 2: with us? You've still a quick google? Oh he did?
Speaker 3: Passed on.
Speaker 2: Aged ninety one.
Speaker 3: Goodness, ninety one debautreous years.
Speaker 2: Gim me cram some fun into those ninety one.
Speaker 3: Years, don't Huey two thousand and one, Speedo closed down.
Speaker 3: There one remaining Australian factory in Sydney, and you can
Speaker 3: just bet that I Hugh Hefner was still alive right
Speaker 3: now and he was cruising the streets of Bondi if
Speaker 3: you wearing speed.
Speaker 2: O, oh he sure would.
Speaker 4: His cause of death was sepsis brought on by an E.
Speaker 4: Coli infection? Was that from that grotto?
Speaker 2: That's faba?
Speaker 3: Oh wow, you can't have imagined that makes a lot
Speaker 3: of sense.
Speaker 2: It doesn't, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Twenty fourteen, Ellen DeGeneres her oscarself, you'd beat President Obama's
Speaker 3: retweet record on Twitter. That was quite iconic, wasn't That.
Speaker 2: Was a little bit before everyone came out and said
Speaker 2: she not.
Speaker 3: So nice, She's not fun in the end. Number one
Speaker 3: someone fed twenty nine, two thousand and six. He was
Speaker 3: promiscuous by Nelly Fiticado. How you doing, young lady? Felling
Speaker 3: that you give him really drags me three,