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Speaker 1: The city and we with Kate Ritchie podcast just laughing

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Speaker 1: because of the antics that took place last night, which

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Speaker 1: was a wild night.

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Speaker 2: I know you sent through a photo to the team

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Speaker 2: just to kind of let us know that you'd made

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Speaker 2: it to Emma's book Club.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Thank you very much to me for organizing because.

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Speaker 1: Of the project manager.

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Speaker 2: Taken on the job of project manager, because I really

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Speaker 2: did feel as though you are, I mean amazing as

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Speaker 2: part of the you know, the creative team on this book,

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Speaker 2: but you really need someone to drive it a bit more.

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Speaker 2: You keep saying it's going to be a worldwide hits,

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Speaker 2: it's going to rival Fifty Shades of Gray, But I

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Speaker 2: just feel like you're getting swept up in the you know,

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Speaker 2: the glory of it and not actually trying to sell it.

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Speaker 2: We finally got some printed.

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Speaker 3: Are they here? When are they arriving?

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Speaker 1: Maybe three days away? I can't The tracking number is

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Speaker 1: not working.

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Speaker 3: Are you having it printed overseas? What are you going

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Speaker 3: to tracking? What country are you getting them printed in?

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Speaker 3: I thought you're doing on the photocopy here in China.

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Speaker 3: He can't work. The photocopy of fits got it.

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Speaker 1: Coming from China, okay, and made me one of the

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Speaker 1: digits is wrong. I've got on to Jason at the factory.

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Speaker 1: Jason's going to double check the order number I came.

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Speaker 1: But I'd love some proof, Jason of the printing.

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Speaker 2: All right, So last night talk us through were WRONGA

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Speaker 2: talk us through the house and the ladies and how

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Speaker 2: it all went down.

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Speaker 1: Well, it was the sun was set in code. It

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Speaker 1: was quite beautiful. I dressed in black tie. I just

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Speaker 1: thought that was appropriate for the evening. I didn't want

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Speaker 1: to go in the far too personal trainer outfit, which

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Speaker 1: is the red shorts, the signature red shorts on the

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Speaker 1: front cover there, because that's Matt Degrut's.

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Speaker 3: Legs, his legs but not his ad, not his abs.

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Speaker 1: I should have taken Matt with me to just stand

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Speaker 1: there like the front cover of the book. But it

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Speaker 1: was great. I walked in the girls. I was half

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Speaker 1: an hour elight of the girls that had already been

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Speaker 1: sipping champagne.

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Speaker 3: I had a.

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Speaker 1: Bottle in my hand, and I had a print out

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Speaker 1: of a reading which I wanted to happen at the

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Speaker 1: book club. But this was my entry. Where's Emma. There's

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Speaker 1: no need to call the fiber ago, but it is

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Speaker 1: getting hot in here. This is so exciting, and I

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Speaker 1: thank you for having me here. And and I thought,

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Speaker 1: you know, tonight at Emma's book Club, we could just

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Speaker 1: all do a reading from the book that I have here.

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Speaker 1: If you're just hold off on the snorting, there's nothing

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Speaker 1: royalties even, haven't you?

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Speaker 3: They sound excited?

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Speaker 1: The nervous giggles of Emma's book Club. It's contagious, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: They're laughing at the seat. Oh nothing. I like that

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Speaker 3: you kept doing with me. I like that you did

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Speaker 3: keep it classy.

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Speaker 1: It's very classy.

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Speaker 3: So did you do the reading or did one of

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Speaker 3: the ladies.

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Speaker 4: No.

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Speaker 1: I passed to the ladies and they passed it on

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Speaker 1: to each other to do a page each. And that's

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Speaker 1: when it really stepped up.

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Speaker 5: I'm glad you like what you see, because if you

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Speaker 5: want to see more, you're going to need to do

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Speaker 5: this first. Grabbing me by the rest, she pulls me

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Speaker 5: towards towards her. Now we're pressed against each other, leaning

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Speaker 5: against the door. Her head is now locked into my neck.

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Speaker 5: I can feel it up against my chest. What happens now?

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Speaker 1: It's like past the parcel and you don't want to

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Speaker 4: Her breathing is so heavy she's almost shaking. Interesting, don't stop,

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Speaker 4: she says, biting my ear. Who am I making out

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Speaker 4: with here? Mike Tyson? I can now feel how it

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Speaker 4: she is. I've never been with a girl before, especially

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Speaker 4: one that still has her clothes on. She is far

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Speaker 4: from innocent here guilty.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've done the guilty line.

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Speaker 1: You wanted more than you can. I tell you what

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Speaker 1: the most awkward part about the night was.

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Speaker 4: What?

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Speaker 2: So?

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Speaker 1: Then Emma stands up and she says one more thing

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Speaker 1: before you go. I think you know my husband.

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Speaker 3: Oh I thought you were going to say she had

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Speaker 3: a dungeon.

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Speaker 1: No husband walks out. I went through school with him.

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Speaker 1: I'm finished in year twelve.

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Speaker 4: What a scotchy He's a scotchy boy.

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Speaker 1: I've seen him for twenty two years. Unit last time

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Speaker 1: I saw him was the last day of school. I

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Speaker 1: had to apologize to him.

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Speaker 3: Was he up the hallway listening? That's creepy.

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Speaker 1: He was through the wall. Done too well for himself,

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Speaker 1: Because if he's at a book club, he's done very

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Speaker 1: well for himself.

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Speaker 3: He's probably grown up and got a real job. Fish.

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Speaker 2: It's not like old mate rocking up for the erotic

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Speaker 2: book Club in his laundry.

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Speaker 1: To apologize for poisoning his wife's ears. Anyway, So do.

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Speaker 2: They want you back? But do they get together? And

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Speaker 2: do we have a photo of the ladies?

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Speaker 1: You got the Ladies of videos going up right now online.

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Speaker 1: You can see the arrival at Emma's book Club. They

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Speaker 1: didn't want they won. They didn't want their faces on

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Speaker 1: the video.

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Speaker 3: Why not are they criminals?

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Speaker 1: Well they're not criminals, mate. Some of them professionals, some

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Speaker 1: of them are in the Health and Education department.

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Speaker 3: And they have children.

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Speaker 1: Yes, so they don't want this is Parts of this

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Speaker 1: book need to be consumed in your own private time.

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Speaker 1: Go to the fitsy Wersta with Kate Ritchie instagram page.

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Speaker 1: Have a look there. You'll see all the action from

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Speaker 1: Emma's book Club and.

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