1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,680 Speaker 1: This podcast was recorded on the land of the Gatigel 2 00:00:02,720 --> 00:00:04,040 Speaker 1: people of the Eur Nation. 3 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to the Real Story with Joe Hildebrand. 4 00:00:11,119 --> 00:00:13,920 Speaker 2: We have got a very very special edition of the 5 00:00:13,960 --> 00:00:17,200 Speaker 2: show for you to celebrate Easter, the rising of our 6 00:00:17,239 --> 00:00:18,720 Speaker 2: Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:20,800 Speaker 3: Plus well, she's. 8 00:00:20,680 --> 00:00:22,960 Speaker 2: Just an awesome chick, and we get her on every 9 00:00:22,960 --> 00:00:25,880 Speaker 2: time we possibly can. I thought we would go through 10 00:00:26,120 --> 00:00:30,160 Speaker 2: the most cringe worthy moments of the campaign and also 11 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:31,720 Speaker 2: do something completely different. 12 00:00:31,760 --> 00:00:36,200 Speaker 3: Forget news poll, forget the focus groups. What do the 13 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:39,360 Speaker 3: stars say about our. 14 00:00:39,240 --> 00:00:42,640 Speaker 2: Two leaders, one of whom will be Prime Minister on 15 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:45,960 Speaker 2: May the third? And to join me to get through 16 00:00:45,960 --> 00:00:49,040 Speaker 2: all this, to open your minds and open your eyes, 17 00:00:49,520 --> 00:01:00,480 Speaker 2: is none other than my next guest. Just when you 18 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:04,760 Speaker 2: thought this election campaign had everything, I offer you the 19 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:08,360 Speaker 2: only thing that you can give a campaign that has everything. 20 00:01:09,560 --> 00:01:13,800 Speaker 3: Sarah Harris. She is my sister from another mister. 21 00:01:14,080 --> 00:01:15,760 Speaker 1: You are my brother from another mother. 22 00:01:16,160 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 2: She is the most famous person I know. She's the 23 00:01:20,440 --> 00:01:22,880 Speaker 2: only famous person I know. So really, we need the 24 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:26,160 Speaker 2: We need the clicks. She's she's hot on the gram. 25 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:29,240 Speaker 2: Hot on the Gram, I think, so oh no, Joe, 26 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:36,199 Speaker 2: And and she's also an incredibly insightful and strangely overlooked 27 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:42,560 Speaker 2: political analyst. I'm surprised you haven't been on Insiders. 28 00:01:41,040 --> 00:01:44,800 Speaker 1: Saying that it's it's like coughing. 29 00:01:44,560 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 3: Up a fur ball, But no, I found it. 30 00:01:48,000 --> 00:01:52,880 Speaker 2: Surprisingly, it's flowed float off the tongue surprisingly easily, which 31 00:01:53,000 --> 00:01:55,520 Speaker 2: I suppose points of the fact that I'm a chronic liar. 32 00:01:57,320 --> 00:01:58,400 Speaker 1: You should go into politics. 33 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:01,360 Speaker 2: To go into politics, no, I never. I'm like George Washington, 34 00:02:01,520 --> 00:02:06,040 Speaker 2: never tell a lie. And you are incredibly astute. But 35 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,639 Speaker 2: what you also are, and this is why I've got 36 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 2: you here today. You are a channeler of the nation's youth. 37 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:17,320 Speaker 2: You are the host of the project for anyone who 38 00:02:17,360 --> 00:02:20,000 Speaker 2: didn't know and who couldn't possibly know that you are 39 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:25,080 Speaker 2: also the co host of a very youth oriented daytime 40 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:30,760 Speaker 2: television program called Studio ten, which was that oh yeah, yeah, 41 00:02:30,760 --> 00:02:34,600 Speaker 2: most of the audience were barely over sixty five. And 42 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:39,280 Speaker 2: so you're what I like to call the Rosetta Stone 43 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:42,640 Speaker 2: of the real story. You're the Tower of Babel. You 44 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:48,359 Speaker 2: can translate what is happening on the campaign trail to 45 00:02:48,880 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 2: what the youth are picking up. 46 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,639 Speaker 3: Because it's important. It is important because they can vote 47 00:02:53,680 --> 00:02:54,120 Speaker 3: now it's. 48 00:02:54,320 --> 00:02:56,959 Speaker 1: Gen z ed and millennials. They are going to be 49 00:02:57,000 --> 00:02:59,760 Speaker 1: the biggest cohort of voters this election. 50 00:02:59,800 --> 00:03:02,240 Speaker 3: Even they don't know what the word cohort means precisely. 51 00:03:02,400 --> 00:03:05,640 Speaker 1: So I have been trying. You actually said youth the 52 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 1: correct way. It's Australia's youth. 53 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,960 Speaker 3: Youth, Yeah, youth. 54 00:03:09,800 --> 00:03:12,720 Speaker 1: So I I guess I'm the youth whisperer. I'm right 55 00:03:12,800 --> 00:03:15,680 Speaker 1: up there with all the terminology, you know, the mid 56 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:18,919 Speaker 1: the skibberties, the ohio's. 57 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,639 Speaker 3: What she ate. I don't know what any of those. 58 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:23,200 Speaker 1: Now, but do I Look, I'm just I actually was 59 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:25,679 Speaker 1: asking my kid in the car on the way here 60 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:28,520 Speaker 1: what is cool to say? And he's likeugh, mom, cringe. 61 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:32,359 Speaker 1: But look I got me thinking because this election has 62 00:03:32,400 --> 00:03:35,040 Speaker 1: been it's been pretty diabolically boring. 63 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:38,640 Speaker 3: It's also been a bit cringe, yeah, sol. 64 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:40,760 Speaker 2: Because our reporters are out there on the ground, the 65 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:43,800 Speaker 2: daily tailergraph, We've got We've got youth on our on 66 00:03:43,840 --> 00:03:45,680 Speaker 2: our news team, and they are out on the ground 67 00:03:45,920 --> 00:03:47,680 Speaker 2: and they're like filing live breaking cover. 68 00:03:47,680 --> 00:03:49,640 Speaker 3: Tak oh you know labor did this today. It was 69 00:03:49,640 --> 00:03:50,320 Speaker 3: so cringe. 70 00:03:52,280 --> 00:03:55,160 Speaker 2: Can't even be bothered, can't be bothered even like writing 71 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:56,440 Speaker 2: about it because it's so crim. 72 00:03:56,360 --> 00:03:59,360 Speaker 1: You haven't quite got the vocal fry right, but there 73 00:03:59,400 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 1: you go. No, but there have been bright spots, yes, 74 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:06,440 Speaker 1: throughout the campaign. I mean something that we get excited 75 00:04:06,480 --> 00:04:09,280 Speaker 1: about are like totally crone for the youth. So I 76 00:04:09,320 --> 00:04:10,440 Speaker 1: thought we'd go through the top five. 77 00:04:10,680 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 3: Fantastic. I'm very excited by this. 78 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:17,120 Speaker 2: So you've brought in the five most cringe moments of 79 00:04:17,240 --> 00:04:19,719 Speaker 2: the campaign number one? 80 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,680 Speaker 1: All right, should we kick. 81 00:04:21,600 --> 00:04:24,200 Speaker 3: It off with? Oh? I see what you did there. 82 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:27,160 Speaker 1: With Dutton kicking heads with a footy. 83 00:04:27,240 --> 00:04:30,600 Speaker 4: For a Queenslander, Peter Dutton is pretty handy with a footy, 84 00:04:30,880 --> 00:04:33,480 Speaker 4: a little too accurate with the share and for camera 85 00:04:33,600 --> 00:04:38,039 Speaker 4: operator gaith Nadia. All made good with an apology and 86 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 4: some bandages press pack now ducking for cover. 87 00:04:43,640 --> 00:04:48,480 Speaker 3: W oh, his puns were worse than yours. 88 00:04:48,600 --> 00:04:52,000 Speaker 1: Let's talk about the shame of drawing blood when you're 89 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,920 Speaker 1: on the sports field. I don't think he quite knew 90 00:04:55,240 --> 00:04:56,960 Speaker 1: no excretion. 91 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:59,039 Speaker 3: I felt really sorry for Dutton in this one. 92 00:04:58,960 --> 00:05:01,000 Speaker 1: Of course, And look I think it was all kind 93 00:05:01,000 --> 00:05:02,720 Speaker 1: of smoothed over, but it's not a good look. Do 94 00:05:02,760 --> 00:05:04,279 Speaker 1: you remember SCO when you tackle? 95 00:05:04,360 --> 00:05:05,080 Speaker 3: I tackled the kids. 96 00:05:05,120 --> 00:05:07,839 Speaker 2: I think the kid's still in the ground somewhere. 97 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,120 Speaker 3: You could use him as a golfing tea. 98 00:05:10,240 --> 00:05:13,280 Speaker 1: Oh my god, that must have been pretty clear or 99 00:05:13,320 --> 00:05:16,359 Speaker 1: fresh in the minds of Liberal Party staffers going to 100 00:05:16,400 --> 00:05:19,000 Speaker 1: this footy field just to stay away from the little kids. 101 00:05:19,080 --> 00:05:22,200 Speaker 3: So he's in the NT which is just a footy 102 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:26,760 Speaker 3: mad territory. They love their AFL there and and kicks 103 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:28,120 Speaker 3: the ball. I remembered it. 104 00:05:28,120 --> 00:05:30,839 Speaker 2: It was a great kick, see that's how I remember it. 105 00:05:30,880 --> 00:05:33,760 Speaker 2: And I described it as a as a textbook dropped punt. 106 00:05:34,200 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 2: You know what it wasn't It was a slightly wobbling 107 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,680 Speaker 2: kind of torpedo, and no one does torpedoes anymore. 108 00:05:40,120 --> 00:05:40,920 Speaker 3: A colleague of. 109 00:05:40,880 --> 00:05:42,359 Speaker 1: Yours a colleague of mind. 110 00:05:42,400 --> 00:05:44,359 Speaker 3: So that must have really you know, thoughts and prayers. 111 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:47,880 Speaker 3: That must have really well, I don't know him, you 112 00:05:47,960 --> 00:05:48,520 Speaker 3: must have just. 113 00:05:48,560 --> 00:05:54,320 Speaker 2: Surely when someone, surely, when someone at Channel ten gets 114 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,480 Speaker 2: gets hit in the head with the football, everyone kind 115 00:05:56,480 --> 00:05:59,400 Speaker 2: of goes and you just sent something like like layer 116 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:00,160 Speaker 2: senses some thing. 117 00:06:00,200 --> 00:06:01,920 Speaker 3: When Luke's hurting by Darth Vader. 118 00:06:02,000 --> 00:06:06,360 Speaker 1: I just felt I felt bad for Dunton because immediately 119 00:06:06,480 --> 00:06:08,160 Speaker 1: after he kind of kicked the ball he's. 120 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,719 Speaker 2: Like, you'll make the cameos and when he gets hit 121 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:12,920 Speaker 2: and you feel sorry for well, that is typical talent behave. 122 00:06:13,000 --> 00:06:15,440 Speaker 3: That is a typical on their attitude. 123 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,760 Speaker 1: You didn't even remember the runner's name on Studio ten 124 00:06:18,839 --> 00:06:21,320 Speaker 1: for the first time. Remember I told you her name 125 00:06:21,520 --> 00:06:26,280 Speaker 1: was mate. There we go. But not only did he 126 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:29,120 Speaker 1: draw blood, he tried to joke it off at first. 127 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,560 Speaker 3: We know that he's like, no, he. 128 00:06:32,560 --> 00:06:37,919 Speaker 1: Said that wasn't a great mark, which is kind of hilarious. 129 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:41,760 Speaker 1: Brought him a beer. But why to politicians never touchable? 130 00:06:41,920 --> 00:06:47,040 Speaker 1: Why do they insist on going to sporting fields we've 131 00:06:47,080 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 1: seen how do we've seen Kevin Rudd and the handball? 132 00:06:50,520 --> 00:06:51,839 Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, yeah, that's right. 133 00:06:51,880 --> 00:06:55,599 Speaker 2: And John Howard never got killed Bob Hawks It nearly 134 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:58,560 Speaker 2: got killed by a cricket ball. And then John Howard 135 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:01,719 Speaker 2: couldn't even bowl the cricket ball, just to just leave 136 00:07:02,279 --> 00:07:03,719 Speaker 2: the balls alone. 137 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:07,840 Speaker 1: Side note, Victorians don't call handball handball. 138 00:07:08,680 --> 00:07:11,200 Speaker 3: Got four square, that's what we called him. 139 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: Something weird downball or something. 140 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:21,360 Speaker 3: I don't think that's very politically correct anyway. Cringe moment 141 00:07:21,520 --> 00:07:23,680 Speaker 3: number two, oh. 142 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:28,880 Speaker 1: Not including that one? Great okay number two for me 143 00:07:29,320 --> 00:07:32,520 Speaker 1: this was something that was really badly handled. I mean, 144 00:07:33,120 --> 00:07:36,680 Speaker 1: if a Prime minister falls off a stage. 145 00:07:38,400 --> 00:07:39,440 Speaker 3: Film, nobody hears it. 146 00:07:39,520 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 1: Did he really everyone sees it? Did he really fall? 147 00:07:43,560 --> 00:07:46,080 Speaker 3: Well, no he didn't. He told us himself. 148 00:07:46,280 --> 00:07:46,840 Speaker 1: Let's listen. 149 00:07:47,080 --> 00:07:49,040 Speaker 5: I stepped back one step. 150 00:07:49,160 --> 00:07:52,240 Speaker 1: I didn't fall off the stage, just one leg went down. 151 00:07:52,360 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 1: But I was I was sweet. 152 00:07:54,760 --> 00:07:57,360 Speaker 2: So this is the PM at an event in Newcastle, 153 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,360 Speaker 2: if memory serves or thereabouts, and he was when on 154 00:08:00,480 --> 00:08:04,800 Speaker 2: ABC in Newcastle, I think it was later that day 155 00:08:04,920 --> 00:08:09,680 Speaker 2: or the next day, and it said the host says, 156 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:11,360 Speaker 2: so about that fall, you're okay? 157 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,800 Speaker 3: I didn't. What are you talking about? 158 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,360 Speaker 1: I kind of think that's insane because when I first 159 00:08:17,480 --> 00:08:19,440 Speaker 1: saw the fall, I was like, oh, oh my god, 160 00:08:19,480 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 1: I hope he's okay, because we've got a friend whose 161 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:27,080 Speaker 1: husband stepped back off a pretty low stage and really 162 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:31,640 Speaker 1: badly injured himself became a quadriplegic actually, so you know, 163 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,560 Speaker 1: it was quite like there was a feeling of oh, gosh, 164 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:36,360 Speaker 1: I hope he's okay. But then for him to come 165 00:08:36,400 --> 00:08:41,080 Speaker 1: out and say, don't believe your eyes. Don't believe what 166 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:44,600 Speaker 1: you just saw. That wasn't me fall, and it's like dude, 167 00:08:45,040 --> 00:08:47,520 Speaker 1: you had our sympathy. Why are you trying to gaslight us? 168 00:08:47,559 --> 00:08:47,719 Speaker 2: Now? 169 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:49,600 Speaker 1: It was such a strange way to spin it. 170 00:08:49,960 --> 00:08:52,960 Speaker 2: Do you know why I think he said that? 171 00:08:52,960 --> 00:08:53,320 Speaker 3: Oh do you know? 172 00:08:53,520 --> 00:08:57,360 Speaker 2: Okay, do you want why theory? And I say this, 173 00:08:57,440 --> 00:09:00,679 Speaker 2: I say theory. I can guarantee you this is exactly 174 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:05,320 Speaker 2: what is going on and why that he genuinely doesn't 175 00:09:05,559 --> 00:09:09,880 Speaker 2: think he fell. He absolutely and again I've seen. 176 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:11,400 Speaker 1: This, like when you and I are out on the 177 00:09:11,440 --> 00:09:13,160 Speaker 1: town a drink, I. 178 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,000 Speaker 3: Was fine to drive. 179 00:09:14,840 --> 00:09:18,800 Speaker 1: No, no, never say that, not even as a joke. No, 180 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:22,320 Speaker 1: when I when I've been out with you before and 181 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:25,640 Speaker 1: been unsteady on my feet, I didn't fall. I just 182 00:09:25,840 --> 00:09:26,600 Speaker 1: stepped back. 183 00:09:26,520 --> 00:09:27,559 Speaker 3: Stepped back. That's right. 184 00:09:27,800 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 2: No, it's it's because, well it's like that, but in 185 00:09:30,920 --> 00:09:34,040 Speaker 2: a different way. So where, for example, you would you 186 00:09:34,200 --> 00:09:37,560 Speaker 2: do something in it and someone say, what, I didn't 187 00:09:37,559 --> 00:09:40,320 Speaker 2: do that, that wasn't me. I've seen I've seen people, 188 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:43,800 Speaker 2: very very smart, very very high powered people do that. 189 00:09:43,880 --> 00:09:47,760 Speaker 2: And I've seen I've listened to face to face, even 190 00:09:47,880 --> 00:09:54,560 Speaker 2: just even just talking privately, politicians say with absolute conviction 191 00:09:55,280 --> 00:09:57,760 Speaker 2: that black was white. And it's not that they're deliberately 192 00:09:57,840 --> 00:09:59,400 Speaker 2: lying and they're trying to lead you on a married dak. 193 00:09:59,400 --> 00:10:02,760 Speaker 2: It's because to become a politician to last that long, 194 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:06,240 Speaker 2: frankly without throwing yourself off a bridge, because it is 195 00:10:06,280 --> 00:10:09,520 Speaker 2: just such a tough game and you've got so many 196 00:10:09,520 --> 00:10:12,160 Speaker 2: people coming out. You actually have to tell yourself stuff 197 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:14,320 Speaker 2: when something like that happens. You actually have to tell 198 00:10:14,360 --> 00:10:18,280 Speaker 2: yourself that things didn't happen, or that wasn't buying that absolutely, 199 00:10:18,280 --> 00:10:19,679 Speaker 2: And I can guarantee you you. 200 00:10:19,640 --> 00:10:21,240 Speaker 1: Know that ands like bridge it's for sale, you want 201 00:10:21,240 --> 00:10:21,760 Speaker 1: to buy it. 202 00:10:21,760 --> 00:10:23,840 Speaker 3: It's the Harbor bridge that I'm already buying. I don't 203 00:10:23,840 --> 00:10:26,800 Speaker 3: need another one. But no. But so he wouldn't have seen, 204 00:10:27,080 --> 00:10:29,880 Speaker 3: he wouldn't have seen the footage of him falling. He's 205 00:10:30,360 --> 00:10:30,920 Speaker 3: never watched it. 206 00:10:31,440 --> 00:10:34,760 Speaker 1: All of those people job and would have happened coming 207 00:10:34,840 --> 00:10:36,440 Speaker 1: up to him afterwards, going you're wrong. 208 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:36,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's right. 209 00:10:36,800 --> 00:10:38,800 Speaker 2: But he would have all his stuff around him saying 210 00:10:39,000 --> 00:10:42,160 Speaker 2: it's not to it's fine. He didn't and he would 211 00:10:42,200 --> 00:10:44,040 Speaker 2: have told himself that, and he would have gone out 212 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:46,440 Speaker 2: and said that because that's the only way you can 213 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:47,640 Speaker 2: keep going. 214 00:10:47,760 --> 00:10:49,520 Speaker 1: Well, I feel like someone in he is Forllen and 215 00:10:49,640 --> 00:10:59,600 Speaker 1: hit their head. Next up, this was so this was weird. 216 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:07,200 Speaker 1: The Labor launch, Tanya Plippersick goes in for it, peck 217 00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:12,040 Speaker 1: on the cheek. Not only does he refute her Anthony Albanezi, 218 00:11:12,120 --> 00:11:17,800 Speaker 1: he grabs both of her fists and pushes her away. 219 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:19,520 Speaker 1: Does that have a sound of that? 220 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:24,280 Speaker 3: Let's have let's have sound of the sound of grabbing 221 00:11:24,600 --> 00:11:26,079 Speaker 3: flippers x fists, Tanya. 222 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,760 Speaker 6: The cameras at Labor's launch caught a bit of an 223 00:11:28,760 --> 00:11:31,400 Speaker 6: awkward moment between you and the Prime Minister. It looks 224 00:11:31,480 --> 00:11:34,480 Speaker 6: like you're going in for the hug. Here we go 225 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:37,440 Speaker 6: going in, but he's kind of just grabbed your hands. 226 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:39,400 Speaker 1: Done the ORCS thing where. 227 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,360 Speaker 6: He's done the double shake? 228 00:11:40,720 --> 00:11:42,160 Speaker 3: Was that we put him? The sound of it? 229 00:11:42,720 --> 00:11:44,600 Speaker 6: Joe looks up a bit orcs. 230 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: What haven't there? 231 00:11:45,960 --> 00:11:46,720 Speaker 4: Do you know what? 232 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:47,240 Speaker 3: I reckon? 233 00:11:47,240 --> 00:11:50,480 Speaker 7: We should still all be elbow bumping, because during an 234 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:52,360 Speaker 7: election campaign, the last thing you. 235 00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,080 Speaker 1: Want is to catch a cold from someone. 236 00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,079 Speaker 4: So that's on me. 237 00:11:55,320 --> 00:11:56,960 Speaker 1: Should I should have done the elbow bump? 238 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,559 Speaker 6: I reckon you still getting along? 239 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:01,400 Speaker 3: Of course? 240 00:12:02,200 --> 00:12:02,360 Speaker 4: Yep. 241 00:12:02,440 --> 00:12:05,200 Speaker 3: Someone certainly bubbed elbow on the weekend. 242 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:08,800 Speaker 1: Oh wow, great questioning there by Nat love her. 243 00:12:08,960 --> 00:12:11,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not far from sunrise, of course. Friend of 244 00:12:11,480 --> 00:12:11,800 Speaker 2: the show. 245 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:16,040 Speaker 1: But who was it the same spinner that told Albow 246 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:19,280 Speaker 1: just tell everyone you didn't fall over, You just stood back, 247 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:21,760 Speaker 1: that said to her, oh, yeah, let's run the COVID. 248 00:12:22,200 --> 00:12:24,400 Speaker 3: Whoever came up with the COVID that was just. 249 00:12:24,600 --> 00:12:27,640 Speaker 1: After Jody then leant in for the kids and gave 250 00:12:27,679 --> 00:12:31,280 Speaker 1: her a smooch. If Tanya's germs get on, Jody, I 251 00:12:31,320 --> 00:12:34,120 Speaker 1: guess they're going to get on Elbow. Just makes no sense. 252 00:12:34,160 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 2: That one made absolutely zero sense, and that was obviously 253 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 2: them just scrambling to come up with an explanation for 254 00:12:40,679 --> 00:12:45,680 Speaker 2: what was a kind of inexplicable but also very explicable. 255 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:48,720 Speaker 3: Moment like it was just it was it was so weird. Firstly, 256 00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:50,040 Speaker 3: is there bad blood? 257 00:12:50,840 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 8: Oh? 258 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:51,960 Speaker 3: I can tell you everything. 259 00:12:52,040 --> 00:12:56,319 Speaker 2: So basically, yes, there is, and perhaps not in the 260 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:56,920 Speaker 2: way that you would. 261 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,760 Speaker 1: Can you give me the TLDR version? 262 00:12:58,920 --> 00:12:59,360 Speaker 3: Yeah? Sure. 263 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:04,559 Speaker 2: So basically, Tanya so Albo ran against Bill Shorton, who 264 00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:08,080 Speaker 2: has been his political nemesis since forever, right, And the 265 00:13:08,080 --> 00:13:11,160 Speaker 2: way the Labor Party rules work now is it's a 266 00:13:11,240 --> 00:13:14,040 Speaker 2: rank and file vote and whoever gets you know, more 267 00:13:14,040 --> 00:13:16,000 Speaker 2: than fifty percent of that it wins that vote. And 268 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,319 Speaker 2: then there's a caucus vote, whoever gets fifty percent or 269 00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,880 Speaker 2: more of that with that, and then you average out 270 00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:23,240 Speaker 2: both of those things. So if you do better in 271 00:13:23,240 --> 00:13:25,360 Speaker 2: the rank and file vote than your opponent does in 272 00:13:25,440 --> 00:13:27,640 Speaker 2: the caucus vote, you win, and Saw waited out, and 273 00:13:27,679 --> 00:13:30,400 Speaker 2: that's how the leaders decided. Now, Albo and Shorten both 274 00:13:30,480 --> 00:13:33,880 Speaker 2: ran against each other, with everybody knowing who their deputies 275 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:36,240 Speaker 2: were going to be. Shorten was going to run with 276 00:13:36,280 --> 00:13:39,280 Speaker 2: Tanny Plibbersek, who even people on the right considered a 277 00:13:39,280 --> 00:13:42,280 Speaker 2: big talent. Alba was going to run with Richard Marles, so, 278 00:13:42,440 --> 00:13:44,720 Speaker 2: strangely enough, was a factional rival to Bill Shorton in 279 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 2: his home state of Victoria. They both run, and Albo 280 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:54,079 Speaker 2: wins the rank and file vote and Shorten with Plibasek 281 00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:57,200 Speaker 2: on his ticket. Whether it's known or not, but the 282 00:13:57,200 --> 00:13:59,040 Speaker 2: fact that was so widely known that Tanny would be 283 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:03,200 Speaker 2: his deputy, Albo felt that that then gave license to 284 00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:08,200 Speaker 2: members of his own left faction to basically vote for 285 00:14:08,320 --> 00:14:12,280 Speaker 2: Shorten instead of voting for him. And worse still, it 286 00:14:12,360 --> 00:14:15,800 Speaker 2: was members of the opposite sub faction. 287 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:19,880 Speaker 1: So there's two factions to stop for a second, TLDR. 288 00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,800 Speaker 1: Tanya wanted to be PM and she actually said what 289 00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:25,480 Speaker 1: just a few months ago, right that she could have won. 290 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:27,520 Speaker 2: I don't think she ever would have had the support 291 00:14:27,520 --> 00:14:29,440 Speaker 2: in the Corcuse. And I know people go around saying that, 292 00:14:29,480 --> 00:14:31,920 Speaker 2: but that's not what Albo That's not what Albou would 293 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 2: have been worried about. It wasn't worried about her as 294 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,920 Speaker 2: a threat. He was worried about what he would have 295 00:14:35,920 --> 00:14:39,280 Speaker 2: seen as her treachery and him undermining her, undermining his 296 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:42,000 Speaker 2: control of the left machine which he is meant to 297 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:43,120 Speaker 2: rule with a nine fix. 298 00:14:43,240 --> 00:14:44,360 Speaker 1: Why he didn't give her an airpick? 299 00:14:45,520 --> 00:14:48,000 Speaker 2: And so I think what happens and then he sits 300 00:14:48,040 --> 00:14:50,720 Speaker 2: overridden a whole bunch of decisions that she was about 301 00:14:50,760 --> 00:14:52,840 Speaker 2: to make or nearly made, or would have made, or 302 00:14:52,840 --> 00:14:55,120 Speaker 2: could have would have should have as Environment minister, because 303 00:14:55,120 --> 00:14:57,280 Speaker 2: they would have all been toxic in this election, especially 304 00:14:57,320 --> 00:15:01,360 Speaker 2: in Wa and Tasmania. And then this is the weird 305 00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,760 Speaker 2: thing that happens, And it's that moment where you've got someone, 306 00:15:05,240 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 2: now does she does he lead into her? And she 307 00:15:07,800 --> 00:15:10,040 Speaker 2: does she lends into him. And it seemed to be 308 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:12,120 Speaker 2: a bit of a thing. But what do you do 309 00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,200 Speaker 2: if it's someone, if it surely right, if it's someone 310 00:15:15,240 --> 00:15:18,920 Speaker 2: you'd even Julia Gillard and Kevin Rudd kissed when they 311 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:20,240 Speaker 2: passed the carbon tax. 312 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,880 Speaker 3: If you hate someone, that's what you do. You kiss 313 00:15:22,920 --> 00:15:24,560 Speaker 3: him and you make it look like you really this 314 00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:25,800 Speaker 3: is what it doesn't like. 315 00:15:25,920 --> 00:15:29,480 Speaker 1: It looks like Tana handed him the olive branch and 316 00:15:29,520 --> 00:15:35,200 Speaker 1: he snapped it and then walking. It was just it 317 00:15:35,320 --> 00:15:38,600 Speaker 1: was very weird. But you know, it's so interesting how 318 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:41,680 Speaker 1: does like half a second on camera can spawn these 319 00:15:41,720 --> 00:15:42,120 Speaker 1: different things. 320 00:15:42,200 --> 00:15:43,800 Speaker 2: I reckon it was just like one of those awkward 321 00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:46,240 Speaker 2: moments where it's like when you bump into your ex 322 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,520 Speaker 2: and your wife standing next to you, and you go, X, no, 323 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,960 Speaker 2: not he's You're not his ex. But like it's like 324 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 2: when you like me, like you you see an ex, right, 325 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:58,800 Speaker 2: but your your current's next to your wife or whoever's 326 00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:01,760 Speaker 2: next to you, and you don't know. Do you hug 327 00:16:01,840 --> 00:16:04,040 Speaker 2: and kiss the X like you would normally or do 328 00:16:04,080 --> 00:16:07,360 Speaker 2: you not do that because that would then make it 329 00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:09,000 Speaker 2: look like you like them too much in front of 330 00:16:09,080 --> 00:16:11,200 Speaker 2: your person or do you think if you don't do 331 00:16:11,280 --> 00:16:12,960 Speaker 2: that and then it's weird that you're not doing that, 332 00:16:12,960 --> 00:16:14,720 Speaker 2: that might make your think you still like them. 333 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,760 Speaker 1: Well, I think the fact that she was handed the 334 00:16:16,800 --> 00:16:19,360 Speaker 1: environment portfolio says how much he likes her. Shall we 335 00:16:19,400 --> 00:16:23,600 Speaker 1: move on to the last, the very last? Cringe elk, 336 00:16:24,080 --> 00:16:27,160 Speaker 1: it's a double There are a couple of last because 337 00:16:27,400 --> 00:16:30,120 Speaker 1: this year, I think this is really smart actually seeing 338 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:36,280 Speaker 1: social media influences and podcasters going to going into the 339 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:43,200 Speaker 1: budget to take the message to younger people. But I mean, 340 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,480 Speaker 1: worse than us trying to you know, rock the gen 341 00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,000 Speaker 1: z lingo at the start of. 342 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:52,280 Speaker 3: The show, albow a budget because of because he lives. 343 00:16:52,720 --> 00:16:55,200 Speaker 1: Let's have a listen to what he said, Well missed 344 00:16:55,200 --> 00:17:00,720 Speaker 1: to speaker. They are delulu with no sololus to speak out. 345 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:03,400 Speaker 1: They are completely collusion. 346 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:08,080 Speaker 3: Oh that took years off my life, but not his. 347 00:17:11,080 --> 00:17:13,439 Speaker 1: So now I know what it feels like when I 348 00:17:13,520 --> 00:17:16,639 Speaker 1: try to wear added as sombers and like over the 349 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:20,040 Speaker 1: ankle socks, like people can see straight through me. 350 00:17:20,200 --> 00:17:22,760 Speaker 2: Obviously, Sarah is saying that, knowing full well that I'm 351 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:24,520 Speaker 2: currently wearing added as sombers. 352 00:17:24,640 --> 00:17:27,240 Speaker 1: Oh no, I've got a pair too. We just we 353 00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,160 Speaker 1: should just accept that we're middle aged. 354 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:30,399 Speaker 3: We are sooner. 355 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:35,960 Speaker 1: However, even more embarrassing was the Liberals hitting back with 356 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,880 Speaker 1: a Kendrick Lamar inspired disc distrack. 357 00:17:40,080 --> 00:17:42,000 Speaker 3: That's when you know it's on on till the break 358 00:17:42,000 --> 00:17:42,320 Speaker 3: of dawn. 359 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:46,879 Speaker 8: Bring them braces down. This is what we need because 360 00:17:46,960 --> 00:17:52,560 Speaker 8: ourbal's gotta leave. Ourbal's gotta leave. A situation's critical contraces. 361 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:56,240 Speaker 8: We got to redirect the focus. I'm just keeping everyone. 362 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,320 Speaker 8: I'm telling you that it's got to change. Open your ask. 363 00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:03,280 Speaker 8: But bringing the price of electricity down. 364 00:18:04,600 --> 00:18:08,040 Speaker 1: Wow, we're not gonna lie or I hear it. 365 00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,800 Speaker 3: It's actually good. Really grows on you. For those who 366 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:14,159 Speaker 3: are just listening to us, I've got to tell you, 367 00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:18,080 Speaker 3: Sarah Harris just dropped it like it's hot. I don't 368 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 3: know what it was. 369 00:18:20,760 --> 00:18:21,720 Speaker 1: Strategy, don't you joke. 370 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:24,399 Speaker 3: It was dropped and it's stayed dropped. 371 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, dropped like a hot pie. 372 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:30,240 Speaker 3: I just don't understand, Like how do that? Like? Well, 373 00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:30,720 Speaker 3: what in what? 374 00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:31,000 Speaker 1: Like? 375 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,720 Speaker 2: I get it, we're talking about it, but we're not 376 00:18:33,760 --> 00:18:35,960 Speaker 2: the people who they want to talk about us, not 377 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:36,679 Speaker 2: targeted to us. 378 00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:38,080 Speaker 3: What is the thinking about it? 379 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,720 Speaker 1: I went through some of the comments on SoundCloud, which 380 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:45,000 Speaker 1: at the time recording had about twenty thousand listens. It's 381 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:48,440 Speaker 1: got a lot of exposure, but the comments were like 382 00:18:50,040 --> 00:18:52,480 Speaker 1: this is why young liberals deserve to be pleated. 383 00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:57,760 Speaker 3: Now that's not it. That's not desirable nor true savage. 384 00:18:57,840 --> 00:19:01,400 Speaker 1: The response to it has been savag just been mocked 385 00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:05,760 Speaker 1: by people. It's like so much kind of sarcastic kind 386 00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,480 Speaker 1: of resistance to this this song. 387 00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:12,520 Speaker 2: And it's like, even if you were targeting young people 388 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:15,520 Speaker 2: with a disc track, why would your point of attack 389 00:19:15,600 --> 00:19:20,040 Speaker 2: be elbows? You know, poor fiscal and economic management. 390 00:19:20,600 --> 00:19:21,280 Speaker 3: Do you know what I like? 391 00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,280 Speaker 2: Is that what's really going to Yeah? I mean at 392 00:19:24,359 --> 00:19:27,360 Speaker 2: least the Greens, I mean they're just deluded and crazy 393 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:29,960 Speaker 2: and live in a complete fantasy land. Ut least they 394 00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:32,679 Speaker 2: go around promising things that young people care, like you're. 395 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,160 Speaker 5: Never ever gonna have to pay rent ever again, because 396 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:35,520 Speaker 5: we're just going to make a law so you don't 397 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:35,760 Speaker 5: have to. 398 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:38,640 Speaker 1: But do you know what what's also interesting is that 399 00:19:39,000 --> 00:19:43,600 Speaker 1: the singer we keep hearing it's an unknown. 400 00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:44,720 Speaker 3: Who is it? That's right? 401 00:19:44,880 --> 00:19:50,920 Speaker 1: They think it's a no because no rapper? Your name? 402 00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:56,280 Speaker 3: Maybe it's will A I Am. 403 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 1: Remember in twenty twenty two, the Libs also dropped like 404 00:20:01,680 --> 00:20:05,040 Speaker 1: a dubstep version of There's a Hole in My Budget. 405 00:20:05,240 --> 00:20:08,480 Speaker 3: Yes, how did that work out for them? That's why 406 00:20:08,480 --> 00:20:09,760 Speaker 3: they're still in government. 407 00:20:09,440 --> 00:20:11,160 Speaker 1: To this very day. 408 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:13,240 Speaker 2: Well, I think it's fair to say we've given the 409 00:20:13,280 --> 00:20:17,720 Speaker 2: listeners something that they haven't really got before during this campaign, 410 00:20:18,000 --> 00:20:19,760 Speaker 2: Sarah Harris, and I thank you for that. 411 00:20:20,080 --> 00:20:20,920 Speaker 3: On behalf of them? 412 00:20:21,119 --> 00:20:23,240 Speaker 1: Is that my tworking Oaks? 413 00:20:23,720 --> 00:20:26,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, and see Arry Oaks working and that's the difference 414 00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:35,200 Speaker 2: between you and him and the only one. Okay, Well, look, 415 00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 2: we've promised big and it's fair to say that Sarah Harris, 416 00:20:38,840 --> 00:20:41,800 Speaker 2: you have over delivered already in the first segment. But 417 00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:45,359 Speaker 2: now we are taking it to the next level. You 418 00:20:45,560 --> 00:20:50,200 Speaker 2: are going to reveal who Anthony Albanezi and Peter Dunn 419 00:20:50,440 --> 00:20:54,280 Speaker 2: really are, as well as the PM's actual wedding date. 420 00:20:55,080 --> 00:20:56,680 Speaker 2: We'll save that for the end, but first of all, 421 00:20:56,920 --> 00:21:00,880 Speaker 2: talk us through the precise metrics through which you are 422 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,760 Speaker 2: going to analyze the PM and the opposition leader. What 423 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:09,359 Speaker 2: sort of psychological, analytical, political evidence based tools are you 424 00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,960 Speaker 2: going to use to deconstruct their personalities? 425 00:21:12,080 --> 00:21:12,240 Speaker 4: Joe. 426 00:21:12,240 --> 00:21:14,639 Speaker 1: As we pointed out at the start of the show, 427 00:21:15,760 --> 00:21:19,240 Speaker 1: millennials and gen Z's they are going to hold a 428 00:21:19,240 --> 00:21:22,199 Speaker 1: lot of power during this election. But look, forget the polls, 429 00:21:22,200 --> 00:21:26,600 Speaker 1: forget the research, because it's actually been found that millennials 430 00:21:26,640 --> 00:21:30,680 Speaker 1: and gen z are embracing mystical services. I mean they're 431 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: more likely to they're more likely to consult a psychic 432 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,399 Speaker 1: over a psychiatrist. 433 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:41,639 Speaker 3: And apparently maybe by the suffering from chronic levels of 434 00:21:41,680 --> 00:21:44,240 Speaker 3: mental illness. But anyway, as you were, continue now, this. 435 00:21:44,320 --> 00:21:49,600 Speaker 1: Often happens during times of stress, anxiety, and collective trauma. 436 00:21:49,680 --> 00:21:49,840 Speaker 3: Right. 437 00:21:50,280 --> 00:21:53,440 Speaker 1: So, look, I'm a middle aged, I'm an elder millennial, 438 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,760 Speaker 1: are with not a lot of hope left. 439 00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:56,840 Speaker 3: You're a melodial. 440 00:21:57,119 --> 00:22:02,200 Speaker 1: So I really am into stars astrology, not astronomy. That's 441 00:22:02,200 --> 00:22:02,640 Speaker 1: the other one. 442 00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:05,120 Speaker 3: Science into astronomy, into astrology. 443 00:22:05,119 --> 00:22:09,720 Speaker 1: So I've consulted the stars with an accurate prediction of 444 00:22:09,800 --> 00:22:11,840 Speaker 1: what's in store for both leaders on May third. 445 00:22:11,880 --> 00:22:15,840 Speaker 2: Okay, so this is the horoscope for May third. Yeah, both, Okay, fantastic. 446 00:22:15,920 --> 00:22:18,760 Speaker 1: Okay, I've narrowed it right down. Before we get the 447 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,359 Speaker 1: big prediction, I just want to tell you a little 448 00:22:21,359 --> 00:22:25,480 Speaker 1: bit about both leaders, their star signs, and their qualities, 449 00:22:25,480 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: and I want to see if any of these ring true. 450 00:22:27,440 --> 00:22:32,320 Speaker 1: We'll start with Elbow. He's a Pisces. Oh okay, So 451 00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 1: his positive traits are he's empathetic, he deeply understands and 452 00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:39,240 Speaker 1: shares other people's emotions. He's intuitive. He goes with his 453 00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,440 Speaker 1: gut instinct. 454 00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:42,320 Speaker 3: That comes up in the polling, actual, the real, actual polling. 455 00:22:42,359 --> 00:22:43,760 Speaker 3: We don't talk about the quality. So there you go. 456 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,399 Speaker 3: Science could have saved the money. 457 00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:50,840 Speaker 1: Science compassionate, he cares deeply about people, and he's loyal. 458 00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:54,199 Speaker 1: He is devoted to people he loves and trusts. However, 459 00:22:54,280 --> 00:22:59,240 Speaker 1: the negative traits is indecisive, struggles to make firm choices 460 00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:02,920 Speaker 1: under pressure, unrealistic, can be out of touch with practical 461 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:07,720 Speaker 1: matters like red Bridge, easily influenced, can absorb other people's 462 00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:10,919 Speaker 1: opinions or get swayed by stronger personalities, and can be 463 00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:12,840 Speaker 1: passive and lack assertiveness. 464 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,800 Speaker 3: Wow, that is that is like a focus group. 465 00:23:17,320 --> 00:23:22,480 Speaker 1: Right right stand by Peter Dutton is a scorpio. Oh 466 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:27,560 Speaker 1: that fits yeah, sting in the tail positive positive traits. 467 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:32,600 Speaker 1: He's ambitious, he wants power, progress and purpose. His strategic 468 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,480 Speaker 1: he's always thinking five steps ahead. 469 00:23:34,400 --> 00:23:35,359 Speaker 3: Power, progress and purpose. 470 00:23:35,359 --> 00:23:38,679 Speaker 2: That could be an actual coalition campaign slogan for Peter Dutton. 471 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:42,159 Speaker 1: This is excellent in business and planning. He's independent, he 472 00:23:42,200 --> 00:23:46,120 Speaker 1: doesn't need validation or approval, and he's resilient. He is heah, 473 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:50,040 Speaker 1: that's right. He's resilient. He's a quiet force of nature, 474 00:23:50,600 --> 00:23:54,880 Speaker 1: but there are negative traits controlling. He wants things done 475 00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:58,320 Speaker 1: his way. He's emotionally guarded. He builds walls and even 476 00:23:58,359 --> 00:24:01,080 Speaker 1: he can't explain. Joe mc donald trum vengeful. If you're 477 00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:03,840 Speaker 1: cross him once, he won't let it go, and he 478 00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:08,280 Speaker 1: is obsessive, can fixate on people, projects or problems. Now, 479 00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:12,840 Speaker 1: I have dated both Scorpio and Piscey's men, and I 480 00:24:12,840 --> 00:24:17,040 Speaker 1: can say story checks out. 481 00:24:17,960 --> 00:24:19,600 Speaker 3: All right, I've got nothing to add. 482 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:24,120 Speaker 1: Okay, before we get to polling day. Another prediction, all right, 483 00:24:24,640 --> 00:24:27,600 Speaker 1: the big one, the love prediction. I know you're angling 484 00:24:27,640 --> 00:24:35,360 Speaker 1: for an invite to the stars, Albow and Jody. Mark 485 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:39,159 Speaker 1: this down in your calendar. I'm willing to make a 486 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:44,080 Speaker 1: bet on this place a bit. Mark it down. He 487 00:24:44,160 --> 00:24:51,040 Speaker 1: will marry Jody in November because for Pisces, this is 488 00:24:51,080 --> 00:24:54,720 Speaker 1: when positive developments in love are expected. 489 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 3: That sounds nice. 490 00:24:57,800 --> 00:24:59,480 Speaker 1: Got anything on that month, Joe. 491 00:24:59,560 --> 00:25:02,879 Speaker 2: Although I think Peter Dutton's got his birthday around then, so. 492 00:25:04,840 --> 00:25:05,440 Speaker 1: An Vine. 493 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,920 Speaker 3: Wow, he's too strong and stoic to accept it. 494 00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:12,680 Speaker 1: Even containers on the guest list. That's just on probably 495 00:25:12,680 --> 00:25:13,320 Speaker 1: a bridesmaid. 496 00:25:13,359 --> 00:25:19,320 Speaker 3: It's unkind. She might be sitting on JODI's judging. All right, okay, okay, 497 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:22,800 Speaker 3: May third election day? What do the stars say the. 498 00:25:22,840 --> 00:25:27,960 Speaker 1: Day after election day? Will May the fourth be with 499 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,280 Speaker 1: Albow or Dutton? How have you not even used that 500 00:25:31,320 --> 00:25:33,600 Speaker 1: line yet as a Star's tragic? 501 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:37,440 Speaker 3: That's so cringe that Albow has actually used that line 502 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:37,760 Speaker 3: a right. 503 00:25:37,720 --> 00:25:41,760 Speaker 1: Whatever, So that's okay. Here is the reading for Pisces 504 00:25:42,000 --> 00:25:48,440 Speaker 1: Albow on May third. May three presents a moderately favorable 505 00:25:48,560 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 1: day for Pisces. 506 00:25:49,920 --> 00:25:52,520 Speaker 3: New karmic lessons like minority government. 507 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:55,360 Speaker 1: Around income and job may arise. 508 00:25:55,680 --> 00:26:00,199 Speaker 2: So new karmic lessons. So again, well that sounds like 509 00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,480 Speaker 2: minority government, whereas the polls are saying majority government. So 510 00:26:05,240 --> 00:26:09,600 Speaker 2: like a karmic lesson unless unless the stars think he's 511 00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:11,520 Speaker 2: done a really good job over the past three years 512 00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,080 Speaker 2: and the karma is he's going to get an increased majority. 513 00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:18,000 Speaker 1: And also he's a Pisces lord of Greens, voters, Pescatarians, 514 00:26:18,800 --> 00:26:24,520 Speaker 1: the fish when he Dutton's yep, all right, May the 515 00:26:24,640 --> 00:26:29,560 Speaker 1: third Scorpio individuals are likely to experience a favorable day 516 00:26:29,680 --> 00:26:35,080 Speaker 1: for career advancement. The planetary alignments suggest that your dedication 517 00:26:35,320 --> 00:26:40,840 Speaker 1: and efficiency at work may be recognized, potentially leading to 518 00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,840 Speaker 1: new responsibilities and opportunities. 519 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,840 Speaker 2: Oh my god, Peter Dutton's going to win the election. 520 00:26:46,320 --> 00:26:47,440 Speaker 2: It's written in the stars. 521 00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,920 Speaker 1: It's on the cards. 522 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,919 Speaker 2: So there you have it. Peter Dutton is going to 523 00:26:51,920 --> 00:26:54,040 Speaker 2: win the election on May three. It is written in 524 00:26:54,080 --> 00:26:57,399 Speaker 2: the stars. No further correspondence can be entered into the stars. 525 00:26:57,480 --> 00:26:59,280 Speaker 2: Never lie the stars, never get it wrong. 526 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:01,000 Speaker 3: They are well. 527 00:27:01,080 --> 00:27:04,760 Speaker 1: Look, I mean, I think it's science, but not everyone 528 00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:08,560 Speaker 1: to trust. I'm not sure if you remember this very clearly, 529 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,240 Speaker 1: but about ten years ago when we were on Studio ten, 530 00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:16,320 Speaker 1: we had the psychic medium to the Stars Sharena Star. 531 00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:19,359 Speaker 3: Or as I like to call it, Polster to the Stars. 532 00:27:18,920 --> 00:27:23,119 Speaker 1: Right Star with two hours she was on the show. 533 00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:28,840 Speaker 1: And we also had a young Malcolm Turnbull before he 534 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:34,840 Speaker 1: was Prime Minister on the Studio ten couch. It was you, 535 00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:40,639 Speaker 1: Joe Hildebrand that asked the defining question of that. 536 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:44,800 Speaker 2: Yeah, me and Sarah ferguson will Malcolm Turnbull be Prime 537 00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,160 Speaker 2: Minister of Australia? 538 00:27:46,680 --> 00:27:49,800 Speaker 7: Right along Malcolm's right that he's not going to contest 539 00:27:49,960 --> 00:27:53,399 Speaker 7: the prime minister ship because he doesn't want to be 540 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:56,200 Speaker 7: really deep down. There's always oh yeah, sure he won't 541 00:27:56,240 --> 00:27:58,320 Speaker 7: be Prime minister, but you're going to go on to 542 00:27:58,440 --> 00:28:01,119 Speaker 7: some bigger and better things. You've these projects, You've got 543 00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 7: all these projects, and you've got tremendous wealth coming through 544 00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:06,640 Speaker 7: and the troops. You're going to have same and more 545 00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:08,440 Speaker 7: television television contracts. 546 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:10,280 Speaker 3: Well there you go. 547 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:17,240 Speaker 1: Get you better than that. We are looking for a 548 00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:18,560 Speaker 1: permanent panelist. 549 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:30,440 Speaker 3: Well, better a fifth panelist than a fifth columnist. Very malcolm, 550 00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:31,200 Speaker 3: very droll. 551 00:28:32,800 --> 00:28:36,960 Speaker 2: I just I wish I could adequately describe the expression 552 00:28:37,119 --> 00:28:38,200 Speaker 2: on Malcolm Turmis. 553 00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:43,680 Speaker 1: He was so good. He was to her like I 554 00:28:43,720 --> 00:28:45,320 Speaker 1: want to rip your proteust. 555 00:28:46,840 --> 00:28:52,120 Speaker 3: There's also kind of you don't read much, do you. 556 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:54,600 Speaker 3: Not only is he not going to become from this, 557 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,720 Speaker 3: he's not even going to try because he doesn't really want. 558 00:28:57,520 --> 00:28:59,640 Speaker 1: It, doesn't want it. And also, you have a big 559 00:28:59,720 --> 00:29:00,520 Speaker 1: career TV. 560 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,680 Speaker 3: It's only so many episodes of Q and A. You 561 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:08,760 Speaker 3: can do well. 562 00:29:09,040 --> 00:29:13,160 Speaker 2: Yet, Sarah Harris, I feel like it's over for us 563 00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:17,360 Speaker 2: because I don't think we can ever top that bravura performance. 564 00:29:17,840 --> 00:29:20,160 Speaker 2: I feel like politics has been explained to me in 565 00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:24,360 Speaker 2: a way that I've simply never understood it. Before, and 566 00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,800 Speaker 2: I have, as with so many other things in my life, 567 00:29:26,840 --> 00:29:30,440 Speaker 2: I have you to thank for that. So I'll let 568 00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:37,960 Speaker 2: us both return to our equally successful careers and I'll 569 00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,520 Speaker 2: probably see you at the car park. 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