WEBVTT - A Truly Wild Listener Email (Poo Warning) 0:00:00.120 --> 0:00:03.120 This podcast is being recorded and produced on gadiicol Land. 0:00:03.400 --> 0:00:05.880 We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this 0:00:05.960 --> 0:00:07.720 country and elders past present. 0:00:07.960 --> 0:00:11.479 We extend our respect to any first nations Aboriginal and 0:00:11.560 --> 0:00:13.520 Torres Strait island of people joining us. 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:19.000 Today, always was, always will be Aboriginal Land. 0:00:20.360 --> 0:00:28.000 Uh, good morning, Hello, welcome to the Close Friends. 0:00:28.320 --> 0:00:30.560 Actually, Matt, someone complains. 0:00:30.320 --> 0:00:32.160 What about because. 0:00:31.880 --> 0:00:34.440 We're doing a lot of pre records at the moment. Everyone, 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.000 because while you're while you're listening to this, maps overseas 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:39.839 and I might be overseas by this point, I don't know, 0:00:39.880 --> 0:00:41.920 but we've had to get ahead again. So when we 0:00:41.960 --> 0:00:44.560 get ahead, we come in and we do like four 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.159 episodes at a time. And because we're here in the 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:51.319 Nova Studios, this is also a radio station, so we 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:54.440 only get a certain amount of time in here, and 0:00:54.440 --> 0:00:56.200 when we've got four to do, we have to go 0:00:56.240 --> 0:00:59.000 a little bit quicker. And someone complained in our broadcast. 0:00:59.000 --> 0:01:01.360 They replied to me and said, I hope Close Friends 0:01:01.400 --> 0:01:03.240 is longer because the last two have been a little 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.399 bit shorter. It's because we're pre recording. 0:01:05.600 --> 0:01:07.399 Oh yeah, okay, So I just. 0:01:07.360 --> 0:01:09.839 Wanted to let everyone know that if they do get shorter, 0:01:09.920 --> 0:01:12.520 it's because we're on a time limit. We have to 0:01:12.520 --> 0:01:15.080 get out because the afternoon radio people have to come in. 0:01:15.120 --> 0:01:18.520 And also just quietly, we fucking hate it. 0:01:20.000 --> 0:01:22.600 Yeah, so we want to make it longer, but sometimes 0:01:22.600 --> 0:01:23.479 we can't. We got to get out. 0:01:24.040 --> 0:01:26.720 I could talk for ages on close friends. 0:01:26.400 --> 0:01:28.880 But we've got to do what we've got to do sometimes. Anyway, 0:01:28.920 --> 0:01:31.440 I've got an email that's come through. By the way, 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:33.679 in case you didn't know, we have an email address 0:01:33.840 --> 0:01:35.920 that you can email us on, and we read every 0:01:36.000 --> 0:01:38.800 single one and if your email is good enough, we'll 0:01:38.800 --> 0:01:42.080 put it in a pod. Yes, only if it's good enough. 0:01:42.160 --> 0:01:43.759 We actually haven't read this one though. 0:01:43.720 --> 0:01:45.520 No, this is our first time reading this. 0:01:45.680 --> 0:01:49.520 We did get this message from one of our scrollars. 0:01:49.720 --> 0:01:53.480 We both got a DM from her and she said 0:01:53.520 --> 0:01:55.160 I've sent an email and I really want you to 0:01:55.240 --> 0:01:55.600 read it. 0:01:55.800 --> 0:01:59.360 And then it ended up in a deleted folder somehow. Yeah, 0:01:59.560 --> 0:02:03.080 blame Yeah, it's Hannah's fault. She's automatically deleted it. But anyway, 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:05.320 we've dug it out of the deleted folder in our 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:07.480 emails and we've got it here. I'm gonna leave her 0:02:07.560 --> 0:02:09.920 name out of it. Completely should I is an anonymous 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:10.320 I don't know. 0:02:10.680 --> 0:02:14.360 I think let's just do that because why not. Also, 0:02:14.400 --> 0:02:17.200 I wanted to say, I don't even remember what this 0:02:17.240 --> 0:02:19.520 one's about. It's something to do with a wedding. Yeah, okay, 0:02:19.560 --> 0:02:21.480 so yeah, I didn't read this one neither. 0:02:21.520 --> 0:02:22.280 I haven't read it either. 0:02:22.320 --> 0:02:24.040 Okay, great, so we're both having a first time. 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.359 We've got Hi, Matt and Britney. I was just listening 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:30.080 to your recent episode where you were talking about fans 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:30.959 sending weddings. 0:02:31.000 --> 0:02:32.000 So this was a while ago. 0:02:32.560 --> 0:02:36.440 Yeah, where you were talking about fans sending wedding invites 0:02:36.480 --> 0:02:38.800 with no letter attached, and well it got me thinking 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:42.160 about my wedding in June. Now, this email isn't me 0:02:42.320 --> 0:02:45.000 asking for a gift either. I just want you to 0:02:45.040 --> 0:02:47.480 know how much I thank the both of you for 0:02:47.560 --> 0:02:49.920 being one of the main reasons I have such a 0:02:49.919 --> 0:02:54.200 good friendship with one of my bridesmaids. I work in 0:02:54.200 --> 0:02:57.560 a pharmacy and during the pandemic we hired a girl 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:00.760 who also happens to be named Brittany. We would chat 0:03:00.800 --> 0:03:03.400 here and there during our shifts, but nothing more. Then 0:03:03.480 --> 0:03:06.720 one day I mentioned how I watch YouTube videos rather 0:03:06.760 --> 0:03:09.880 than TV shows and she said she was the exact same. 0:03:10.240 --> 0:03:12.760 We then asked each other who we watched and both 0:03:12.760 --> 0:03:16.160 of your names came up. Let's just say we have 0:03:16.240 --> 0:03:20.000 been besties ever since. We were constantly keeping up with 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:22.800 your socials and seeing what was happening, and after a 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:25.080 year of knowing each other, we decided to go on 0:03:25.120 --> 0:03:27.640 a little girl's weekend away to drive three hours to 0:03:27.720 --> 0:03:30.840 Newcastle to go to the original Fate store. Legit, we 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:33.079 didn't make any plans other than to come and see 0:03:33.120 --> 0:03:36.560 the story person. All this happened in May twenty twenty one. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:40.440 We were stalked, storked, we were stoked walking through the 0:03:40.480 --> 0:03:44.000 doors to see none other than me working, and she 0:03:44.160 --> 0:03:47.160 just so happened to take our sales as well. Now, 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:50.280 as a general customer point of view, Britt, you're incredible 0:03:50.640 --> 0:03:53.120 asking if Sizing was working, what we were up to 0:03:53.200 --> 0:03:55.680 while we were away, and even wrote down places for 0:03:55.760 --> 0:03:57.920 a good feed and a boogie. You were also so 0:03:57.960 --> 0:03:59.960 happy to take a photo with us when we asked 0:04:00.400 --> 0:04:02.560 as we were heading out, and honestly, we still talk 0:04:02.600 --> 0:04:05.120 about it to this day. Let's fast forward to June 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:10.400 twenty twenty one. Australia's biggest Glamizon has started his comedy shows, 0:04:10.840 --> 0:04:14.840 and you best believe my bestie Britt and Ice snag tickets. Matt, 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:18.280 your show was downright hysterical and we couldn't contain our laughter. 0:04:18.640 --> 0:04:20.960 We also loved how after the show you stayed back 0:04:21.000 --> 0:04:23.679 to meet anyone and everyone that wanted to have a chat. 0:04:24.240 --> 0:04:27.040 And here we are feb Twenty twenty five. So that's 0:04:27.040 --> 0:04:30.520 when she wrote this email. Friendship going strong so much 0:04:30.839 --> 0:04:35.320 that I was Britney's bridesmaid, not me like her friend 0:04:35.800 --> 0:04:38.800 Britney's bridesmaid two years ago, and she will be my 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:40.599 bridesmaid come June this year. 0:04:40.640 --> 0:04:41.799 And honestly, the two. 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:43.800 Of you are a huge part as to why we 0:04:43.920 --> 0:04:49.000 became friend in the first place. So keep doing what 0:04:49.040 --> 0:04:51.719 you're doing, because I'm sure we are not the only 0:04:51.760 --> 0:04:54.839 ones you have affected their lives for the better. I've 0:04:54.880 --> 0:04:57.560 also attached photos of said meeting to put faces to 0:04:57.600 --> 0:05:00.720 the names. Oh my goodness, can I the photos there? 0:05:00.760 --> 0:05:02.800 Yeah, I'm so glad I didn't read that. That was 0:05:02.880 --> 0:05:04.240 really nice to hear. 0:05:04.560 --> 0:05:06.520 Yeah, so this show of yours. 0:05:07.120 --> 0:05:08.640 I'm gonna have my eyes. Aren't that good? 0:05:09.640 --> 0:05:15.360 Come over, Come over in my microphone, look at you Matt. 0:05:15.160 --> 0:05:17.280 That is so manny. That's at the comedy store. So 0:05:17.320 --> 0:05:19.040 they came to the Encore show. 0:05:19.640 --> 0:05:23.400 Love and Me with them back in the bloody day 0:05:23.640 --> 0:05:26.080 with my old old Fate store when it was like 0:05:26.160 --> 0:05:31.239 before all its renovations. Isn't that so nice? So nice? 0:05:31.360 --> 0:05:34.880 That's so nice? Like it's funny doing like this is 0:05:34.920 --> 0:05:38.720 a job and having a podcast and then like posting 0:05:38.720 --> 0:05:42.080 on social media, Like it's funny because you're so in 0:05:42.120 --> 0:05:45.160 your own bubble and like you see people watching your 0:05:45.240 --> 0:05:47.120 videos and you'll upload a video and it gets three 0:05:47.160 --> 0:05:52.239 hundred thousand views, but you don't feel like the real 0:05:52.320 --> 0:05:54.840 life connection because like you're just laying at home in 0:05:54.920 --> 0:05:58.360 bed replying to the comments. But then to actually hear 0:05:58.760 --> 0:06:02.080 a story of like both of us being part of 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:04.800 someone else's friendship and like a talking point for them 0:06:04.839 --> 0:06:07.440 when they first met, Like I think that's really fucking 0:06:07.520 --> 0:06:11.599 special and cool, And we never think that because we're 0:06:11.600 --> 0:06:13.800 just like doing our thing, doing our job, posting our videos, 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.000 doing our podcast. You're doing your live shows. I'm working 0:06:16.000 --> 0:06:18.560 in my fucking shop. Yeah, but isn't that so cool 0:06:18.600 --> 0:06:19.920 that we've been part of their friendship? 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:24.479 And it's kind of always blows my mind when I 0:06:24.600 --> 0:06:27.400 hear stories similar to this, or I have moments where 0:06:27.440 --> 0:06:30.320 I realize that we can be a part of people's 0:06:30.400 --> 0:06:37.440 lives beyond the Internet, like my mind goes. The only 0:06:37.480 --> 0:06:39.560 time people think about me is when they watch one 0:06:39.560 --> 0:06:42.440 of my videos, when one of my tiktoks come up 0:06:42.440 --> 0:06:46.320 on on their for you page and they're watching my video, like, 0:06:46.440 --> 0:06:47.839 that's when they think about me, and as soon as 0:06:47.880 --> 0:06:49.599 they swipe away, they stop thinking about me. 0:06:50.160 --> 0:06:51.640 I feel that way. It feels. 0:06:52.080 --> 0:06:53.680 That's just how it feels when you think. 0:06:53.520 --> 0:06:56.600 Of other little things, like all the things that we 0:06:56.680 --> 0:06:59.600 say on the pod that people remember, Like I think 0:06:59.680 --> 0:07:02.279 if they ever see a poster of the Wizard of 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.000 Oz or something like, I'm sure they would think of 0:07:04.080 --> 0:07:07.080 you saying follow the Ollompic road. Like I think there's 0:07:07.120 --> 0:07:09.760 things or like especially for me, or like even your 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.560 fucking muscle Nation collab, like when people drink the Great 0:07:12.640 --> 0:07:14.120 Protein like, they would probably think of you. 0:07:14.160 --> 0:07:16.080 When girls put on their Fate jeans, I probably think 0:07:16.080 --> 0:07:16.280 of me. 0:07:16.800 --> 0:07:21.840 So true. Every time I think of Colgate, when someone. 0:07:23.320 --> 0:07:26.680 I ever see herbal Essences, I think of you and 0:07:26.760 --> 0:07:29.240 that bloody random sand dune. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:33.760 Educ Cranullas when people go to the serbo and see 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:35.600 the b in the fridge, they probably think. 0:07:35.480 --> 0:07:42.360 Of mind, yeah, just things like this kind of keep 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:45.440 And this actually happened a lot this year especially is 0:07:45.600 --> 0:07:49.920 I think I've been reminded by because you know the 0:07:50.640 --> 0:07:52.880 I think it had to do probably with you know, 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:56.040 the Influencer job series that I did that obviously got 0:07:56.040 --> 0:08:00.160 millions of views across all the platforms and was really big. 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:03.120 Then I went straight into the Kylie Minogue thing, and 0:08:03.200 --> 0:08:05.880 that was a really big thing because remember I was 0:08:05.880 --> 0:08:07.800 saying on the pod, I did that just for me. 0:08:08.640 --> 0:08:10.640 But then it kind of became this whole thing and 0:08:10.680 --> 0:08:12.960 everyone coming up to us at the concerts and things, 0:08:13.040 --> 0:08:14.320 and then the news articles coming out and. 0:08:14.280 --> 0:08:15.880 Blah blah blah. 0:08:15.960 --> 0:08:18.520 But even before the Kylie stuff, it was kind of 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.240 just that influencer series because a lot of people will say, like, 0:08:22.360 --> 0:08:24.160 oh my god, like, do people always come up to 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:26.520 you and say hello? Yeah, people come up and say 0:08:26.520 --> 0:08:28.320 hello all the time at the shops. But also that 0:08:28.360 --> 0:08:32.400 hasn't happened in years, That hasn't happened to the extent 0:08:32.520 --> 0:08:33.960 that it was happening this year. 0:08:34.000 --> 0:08:36.840 Again, Oh yeah, it was kind of weird. I feel 0:08:36.880 --> 0:08:37.960 like maybe a pandemic. 0:08:38.040 --> 0:08:41.079 Yeah, everything felt weird after COVID. 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.240 Yeah, true, Like before the pandemic, I feel like, yes, 0:08:44.320 --> 0:08:46.280 you go to the shops, A lot of people would 0:08:46.280 --> 0:08:48.080 say Hi. I'd go into a shop and just like 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:50.160 do my shopping, and the cashier would be like, by 0:08:50.160 --> 0:08:51.280 the way, I love your videos. 0:08:51.280 --> 0:08:51.839 Do you know what I mean? 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:55.439 Like, little interactions like that happened quite often. And then 0:08:55.520 --> 0:08:57.640 I don't know if I just became irrelevant or whether 0:08:57.960 --> 0:09:01.840 people didn't really care for that or didn't want to 0:09:01.840 --> 0:09:05.320 have that interaction. After the pandemic, maybe that's shifted. But 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:09.520 something has shifted back this year and a lot more 0:09:09.600 --> 0:09:13.520 people are coming up and saying hello and asking for 0:09:13.559 --> 0:09:15.400 a photo and all the and I fucking love it. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:15.880 I love it. 0:09:15.880 --> 0:09:19.080 It fuels my ego. I'm like, I'm loving this and 0:09:19.120 --> 0:09:21.320 I'm always happy to have a chat. Also, I think 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:24.960 sometimes I shock people with how much I will chat 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:29.600 to them. Obviously sometimes it's a short interaction, but like, 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:31.880 if you're giving a good conversation, we could talk for 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:34.280 twenty five minutes. I meet this girl and her mum 0:09:34.360 --> 0:09:37.440 out the front of out the front of the news 0:09:37.520 --> 0:09:42.480 agent in East Gardens and we're both buying a Powerball 0:09:42.520 --> 0:09:45.000 ticket because the power Bowl was like one hundred and fifty. 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:46.480 Million dollars or something that gets me. 0:09:46.679 --> 0:09:48.440 And I had no idea how to do the power 0:09:48.520 --> 0:09:51.520 hit or whatever on the lotto, and she was just 0:09:52.040 --> 0:09:53.760 doing her thing and I was doing my thing on 0:09:53.760 --> 0:09:56.000 the little bench that's always outside the news agent where 0:09:56.000 --> 0:09:57.320 you can fill out the lotto things. 0:09:57.440 --> 0:09:59.960 Yeah, and she looked up and she's like, oh my god. 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.280 I was literally just listening to high scrollers and then 0:10:02.320 --> 0:10:04.200 she was like, Oh, this is my mum. We're coming 0:10:04.200 --> 0:10:06.160 to your show. Blah blah blah. I was like, oh 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:08.040 my god, that's so cool. We spoke for like twenty 0:10:08.080 --> 0:10:11.000 five minutes all about the Powerball and how it all worked, 0:10:11.000 --> 0:10:13.000 and we were helping each other fill out our tickets 0:10:13.320 --> 0:10:14.640 and she was like, I can't believe you're just like 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:18.520 chatting to me. And I'm like, well, yeah, because if. 0:10:18.400 --> 0:10:20.319 You win, i'd like a share. 0:10:20.760 --> 0:10:23.080 Did you say that? Yeah? 0:10:23.600 --> 0:10:25.480 And I was like and if I win, hit me 0:10:25.600 --> 0:10:27.680 up in the DMS and I'll give you something because 0:10:27.679 --> 0:10:30.400 we're buying the ticket together. And anyway, then she came 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.440 to the show and it was hilarious because I saw 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:34.960 her and I went not we didn't win the Power Bowl. 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:37.839 I'm still in mache. 0:10:37.960 --> 0:10:40.440 Every time it's power Like, I know, we've spoken about 0:10:40.440 --> 0:10:42.400 this on the pot already, and you've spoken about this 0:10:42.440 --> 0:10:45.240 on your social media like that one time where you're like, yeah, 0:10:45.240 --> 0:10:46.199 fucking I'm gonna buy one. 0:10:46.240 --> 0:10:48.360 You genuinely get convinced that you're going to win. 0:10:48.760 --> 0:10:50.760 Like you're like this, yeah, this is my this this 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:54.280 is absolutely so does everyone in Australia. But then when 0:10:54.280 --> 0:10:57.680 you see the one person win, you're like that lucky motherfucker. Yeah, 0:10:57.760 --> 0:10:59.000 I know, imagine that. 0:11:00.240 --> 0:11:03.160 Well the single mother from Western sidn't he got it all? Well, 0:11:03.200 --> 0:11:04.920 she deserves you know. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:07.320 It's always like a little story like that or like 0:11:07.400 --> 0:11:09.800 you know someone someone who needs it, Like you never 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:12.320 hear about a fucking like it's a billionaires aren't putting 0:11:12.320 --> 0:11:12.720 a lot of one. 0:11:12.760 --> 0:11:14.480 But you know what I mean. You never hear about 0:11:14.559 --> 0:11:16.680 someone who wins a lot on they didn't need that. 0:11:16.920 --> 0:11:20.040 Yeah, it's always someone who you know, volunteers for the 0:11:20.040 --> 0:11:23.120 homeless every week or something like that, or it'll go 0:11:23.200 --> 0:11:26.240 to donations and things. It's always a lovely story. 0:11:27.400 --> 0:11:30.040 There'd be none of that from me, honestly, saw me. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:35.959 What was the other email you wanted to read out. 0:11:36.120 --> 0:11:37.240 Yeah, we got another email. 0:11:37.679 --> 0:11:41.839 Disclaimer trigger warning. We are talking about Pooh. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:45.000 Yeah, so is it a metaphobia? Is that what it is? 0:11:45.080 --> 0:11:48.480 Yeah, get off here if you don't like Pooh stories. Anyway, 0:11:48.520 --> 0:11:51.680 we've got an anonymous story. As you all know, we 0:11:51.800 --> 0:11:54.560 love a good Pooh story or we story. 0:11:54.640 --> 0:11:55.440 I think you do. 0:11:55.720 --> 0:11:59.440 I just have and the other Well, last month or something, 0:11:59.480 --> 0:12:01.679 I was telling the story on here about that one 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:06.800 time at school when my teacher missus fight sorry everyone, 0:12:07.400 --> 0:12:09.720 Missus Spock, when she didn't let me go to the 0:12:09.760 --> 0:12:12.560 toilet and I like had my period leaking everywhere. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:13.559 Anyway, trigger warning. 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:16.120 Do you remember all your teachers' names, by the way. 0:12:17.040 --> 0:12:18.240 The ones that stood out? 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:18.840 I remember. 0:12:19.720 --> 0:12:21.800 I can remember every single one, which is crazy. Oh 0:12:21.840 --> 0:12:23.640 that is it, because I thought about it the other 0:12:23.720 --> 0:12:25.079 day and was like, wait, a damn. 0:12:24.960 --> 0:12:27.040 Second, I remember a lot. There'd be some that I 0:12:27.040 --> 0:12:29.200 don't remember, but like the ones that were memorable. 0:12:29.280 --> 0:12:32.960 Yes, kindergarten, Miss Francis, Miss O'Connell, Oh no, I'm not 0:12:33.000 --> 0:12:37.320 that Miss O'Dwyer. Remember Parker three, Missus Reid, year four, 0:12:37.440 --> 0:12:43.880 Mister Rattray year five, Miss mcmart Yeah, gorgeous Year five 0:12:45.160 --> 0:12:52.120 Ms McMahon, Year six missus Reid again funnily enough, Umm oh, 0:12:52.120 --> 0:12:54.200 I did have Miss Rosebery for a little bit in 0:12:54.280 --> 0:12:56.400 year five as well, because I think Miss McMahon. 0:12:56.160 --> 0:12:57.959 See, how do you remember this? I only remember some 0:12:58.000 --> 0:12:58.520 of them. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.760 And then year seven gets a bit blurred because year seven, 0:13:00.760 --> 0:13:02.920 obviously you've got ten different teachers for all your subjects 0:13:02.920 --> 0:13:05.080 and stuff. But I still remember some of them. Miss Cordermaine, 0:13:05.160 --> 0:13:07.760 she was my Japanese teacher. It's a singleton. She was 0:13:07.800 --> 0:13:08.640 my English teacher. 0:13:08.720 --> 0:13:11.520 I don't remember anyway. Let me read this out, mister. 0:13:11.360 --> 0:13:12.920 Derry, he was my music teacher. 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:16.760 Okay, well I'm reading this out anonymous story. 0:13:16.960 --> 0:13:19.040 Sorry about that tangent yet, Go ahead. 0:13:19.040 --> 0:13:23.120 Hey guys, love your pod, love BRIT's Big Business Pod 0:13:23.120 --> 0:13:26.200 as well. Have been a longtime follower, listener, etc. For 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:27.959 the both of you, and never miss an episode. 0:13:28.000 --> 0:13:28.880 Thank you so much. 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:31.560 Loll not sure if you want you'll want this one. 0:13:31.640 --> 0:13:33.920 If you do tell it on the pod, please keep 0:13:33.960 --> 0:13:37.760 me anonymous. But regarding BRIT's period story about her teacher 0:13:37.800 --> 0:13:40.000 not letting her go to the toilet, same thing happened 0:13:40.000 --> 0:13:42.439 to me, except with the number two instead of a 0:13:42.480 --> 0:13:44.359 period so traumatizing. 0:13:44.400 --> 0:13:47.960 Which what do you reckons worse? Pooh, yeah, I think so. 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:53.440 Okay. I was in year five at school, had a 0:13:53.440 --> 0:13:56.360 male teacher. We wore dresses at school, and I remember 0:13:56.480 --> 0:13:59.520 we were going through important info in class. I give 0:13:59.600 --> 0:14:03.400 the teacher that, but I still agree, don't ever tell 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:04.880 a child they can't go to the toilet. 0:14:04.920 --> 0:14:05.880 It's so inhumane. 0:14:06.400 --> 0:14:09.520 Anyway, we were going through important test info in class 0:14:09.520 --> 0:14:11.439 and I remember putting my hand up for the toilet. 0:14:11.720 --> 0:14:13.920 Not only did he not address my hand being up 0:14:13.920 --> 0:14:16.600 straight away because he was talking. When he did address me, 0:14:16.960 --> 0:14:19.440 I asked to go to the toilet because it was urgent. 0:14:19.680 --> 0:14:21.880 He said, no, you can wait until I'm finished. 0:14:22.120 --> 0:14:24.600 Like, surely if they're saying if they're like it's urgent, 0:14:24.720 --> 0:14:27.000 surely the teacher should know they're gonna shit themselves. 0:14:27.000 --> 0:14:28.880 And I think it also depends on the student, like 0:14:28.920 --> 0:14:31.920 if I was the teacher, if like the good behaved 0:14:32.000 --> 0:14:34.560 student is randomly asking to go to the toilet, like 0:14:34.600 --> 0:14:36.800 if it's one of the boys who doesn't want to shit. 0:14:36.680 --> 0:14:39.440 Through the rules and so you can all go the 0:14:39.480 --> 0:14:40.680 toilet it is boring. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.400 No, you can sit there and you can shut it 0:14:43.640 --> 0:14:44.840 one's saying it's urgent. 0:14:45.160 --> 0:14:47.800 I have an alarm bells going off in my head. 0:14:47.680 --> 0:14:48.720 About yeah, get the point out here. 0:14:48.720 --> 0:14:50.320 I don't want you to hate yourselves children that we 0:14:50.320 --> 0:14:53.480 don't have a backbone, because like if the teacher in 0:14:53.560 --> 0:14:56.000 hindsight told me I couldn't go to the toilet like 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:58.080 at this stage, I probably take a shit on their desk, 0:14:58.120 --> 0:14:59.960 you know what I mean? And I wish I had 0:15:00.120 --> 0:15:01.920 free will when I was a child and I was 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:03.880 refused the toilet because I just woult have pissed in 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:07.320 my chair. But you know, see if you're pissing your 0:15:07.360 --> 0:15:10.000 chair because you've held on, that's embarrassing. But I would 0:15:10.040 --> 0:15:13.120 have said, I'm pissing right now, miss, and it's all 0:15:13.200 --> 0:15:15.240 your fault, do you know what I mean? My own 0:15:15.640 --> 0:15:18.520 and make a statement. I wish I could relive my 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:19.360 childhood again. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:20.000 Anyway. 0:15:20.360 --> 0:15:23.920 Anyway, one thing led to another, and I sat at 0:15:23.960 --> 0:15:25.960 my desk just dying for the toilet for a number 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:28.520 two and was just frozen because I was too scared 0:15:28.560 --> 0:15:30.840 to just get up and go. When he said he 0:15:30.880 --> 0:15:34.840 told me so, I sat there and followed through, if 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:35.720 you know, you know. 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:37.680 Followed through. 0:15:38.360 --> 0:15:41.600 I didn't think it was that bad thought. 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:43.080 A tiny bit just came. 0:15:42.880 --> 0:15:46.200 Out, but you could start to smell it, sick. My 0:15:46.320 --> 0:15:49.440 classmates could smell it, and we're starting to make fart 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:52.200 and shit comments. And my teacher even had the nerve 0:15:52.600 --> 0:15:55.560 to stop talking about his important info to say, whoever 0:15:55.600 --> 0:15:59.920 that needs to go outside and shake themselves, shake themselves. 0:16:01.480 --> 0:16:03.960 Then I put my hands straight back up and death 0:16:04.040 --> 0:16:06.120 stared him really hard and asked to go to the 0:16:06.160 --> 0:16:09.280 toilet again. At this point, nearly the whole class was 0:16:09.320 --> 0:16:11.640 looking at me, including my teacher, with the jaw hitting 0:16:11.640 --> 0:16:14.800 the floor. Anyway, he let me go because he finally 0:16:14.880 --> 0:16:18.960 clicked on it was on my chair, on my dress. 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:22.400 And why can't I see the rest? I can't see 0:16:22.400 --> 0:16:25.320 the rest for some reason. It's not loading in my emails. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:29.040 But I can remember what she said at the end, 0:16:29.040 --> 0:16:32.840 because I've already read this once before. She ended up 0:16:32.920 --> 0:16:35.560 going to the sick bay. They gave her a fresh 0:16:35.640 --> 0:16:38.840 change of clothes, They called her mom or her parents, 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.880 they came and got her, and then she ended up 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:45.200 getting an apology from the teacher and the principal and 0:16:45.240 --> 0:16:47.680 stuff because they realized. 0:16:47.200 --> 0:16:48.080 What had gone on. 0:16:48.240 --> 0:16:51.280 So that is redemption had has got the rest of. 0:16:51.200 --> 0:16:52.320 The email wouldn't load for me. 0:16:52.280 --> 0:16:54.760 It up here, she said, Yeah, she went to the bathroom, 0:16:54.800 --> 0:16:58.360 got spare clothes, all that stuff her parents collected her. 0:16:58.600 --> 0:17:00.760 I didn't go back to school for two two weeks. 0:17:01.240 --> 0:17:03.880 My parents blew up at the school and I received 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:07.360 an apology call from my classroom teacher. Safe to say, 0:17:07.400 --> 0:17:09.560 I never got told I couldn't go to the toilet again, 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:12.760 but the damage was already done at this point. But yeah, 0:17:12.840 --> 0:17:15.400 so crazy, Thanks for bringing up that memory. 0:17:16.800 --> 0:17:18.119 Sorry you had to live that. 0:17:18.400 --> 0:17:23.480 Yeah, yeah, that's horrible. Well you got redemption in the end, 0:17:23.480 --> 0:17:26.040 but it's still bad that you had to live through 0:17:26.840 --> 0:17:27.800 that experience. 0:17:28.119 --> 0:17:31.119 And I still stand by my statement, who gives a 0:17:31.240 --> 0:17:35.040 shit if well, yes she did give a shit in 0:17:35.080 --> 0:17:39.639 the end. But if you're a teacher, why can't kids 0:17:39.800 --> 0:17:40.840 just go to the toilet? 0:17:40.880 --> 0:17:43.760 Because I understand that they would get asked one hundred 0:17:43.880 --> 0:17:47.000 times every class and that would piss me the fuck off, 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:49.359 Like I'd be like, couldn't you have just gone in 0:17:49.440 --> 0:17:52.280 recess that you just had? But also people just like 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.200 sometimes when you need to go, you just need to go. 0:17:54.480 --> 0:17:56.720 Yeah, I know, especially if you're going to shit yourself. 0:17:56.760 --> 0:17:59.520 But also at recess. I didn't need to go. Yeah, 0:17:59.680 --> 0:18:03.200 but also it is okay in a teacher's defense. Something 0:18:03.240 --> 0:18:07.400 that I always think about is flights. When you sit 0:18:07.440 --> 0:18:10.480 down on a flight and as soon as the seat 0:18:10.480 --> 0:18:12.919 belt signed it is off bomb six people are up 0:18:12.920 --> 0:18:14.280 and crowded the toilet ready to go. 0:18:14.200 --> 0:18:14.720 To the toilet. 0:18:14.840 --> 0:18:17.879 I'm like, we did, we really need to go, So 0:18:18.119 --> 0:18:21.959 in that respect, I mean, I'd never obviously refuse someone 0:18:22.040 --> 0:18:23.879 to go to the toilet. But what I'm saying is 0:18:24.640 --> 0:18:26.199