Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I've got that Friday feeling of you.
Speaker 3: Jack, Sure do Swaney?
Speaker 2: Are you doing for the weekend.
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 4: A Martini event tonight and then and then I'll go, Oh,
Speaker 4: I've actually got a dilemma. I've got the Wicked premiere
Speaker 4: Sunday night. But then I've also been invited to Peggy Goo,
Speaker 4: who's a sick DJ that's in town anyway.
Speaker 2: Oh, I just saw that name. I love that name.
Speaker 2: She's my sassy daughter.
Speaker 3: What about you? What's on for your weekend?
Speaker 2: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 4: But you're meant to be going to the Wicked secret
Speaker 4: screening premiere on Sunday.
Speaker 3: You're not why.
Speaker 2: Too much?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: Is your friend Devo?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Oh good?
Speaker 2: She knew, she knew. I texted her last night and
Speaker 2: I said, I don't think i can do it. I've
Speaker 2: got to work boring story, but I've got to work
Speaker 2: on Sunday, and then I've got to drive to a suburban.
Speaker 2: And I just went, I can't do those three things
Speaker 2: too much. I can't go from the miss three of
Speaker 2: her gold rooms of that Wicked to you know, pink
Speaker 2: and green and Ariana. I just couldn't. I'd just be
Speaker 2: sitting there like a curmudgeon, like like I was a coldplay. Frankly,
Speaker 2: I have seen something that has absolutely brought the broadest
Speaker 2: smile to my dial on Instagram. It's footage of a
Speaker 2: girl in the eighties doing a perfect dance routine with
Speaker 2: all the retro daggy moves there to this amazing Madonna
Speaker 2: song Dress You Up? How Good's Madonna? My God?
Speaker 4: But that catalog of that woman unbelievable. And also I
Speaker 4: love that we've played a bit of Madonna this week
Speaker 4: on our show.
Speaker 2: I know I love it too. And this woman, so
Speaker 2: this footage is from the eighties. I'm telling you that
Speaker 2: woman would be older than me now and she would
Speaker 2: know that dance today as well as she did back then.
Speaker 3: Do you have a road that you remember?
Speaker 2: Well, no, because I can't dance, okay, I can't even
Speaker 2: do the nutbush. I can't do anything. You can sing, though,
Speaker 2: so that's okay. So I can sing. I can sing
Speaker 2: songs that I learnt. I know all the song all
Speaker 2: the words from West Side Story, Yes, because that was
Speaker 2: the school.
Speaker 3: Musical Amazing thirteen twenty four ten Swing.
Speaker 4: We want people to say gooday and tell us the
Speaker 4: song they learned to dance to that they can never forget.
Speaker 2: Yours would be pink, surely.
Speaker 4: Surprisingly not, I'll tell you what it is after Shamus
Speaker 4: on The Christy Swan Show, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: It's Friday. We are gonna say gooday.
Speaker 1: Chrissy say today.
Speaker 2: I just love seeing anything where people are dancing in
Speaker 2: an ensemble, in a in a what is it called it?
Speaker 2: An arrangement? And Ramon and I actually saw one this morning.
Speaker 2: Again that I've mentioned the Madonna one, but I saw one.
Speaker 2: I sent it to you Jack and I can't think
Speaker 2: of the song that they're dancing to.
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 2: I was gorgeous that I sent it to both of you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's Madonna again. It's late and they're all sort
Speaker 2: of middle aged and they're just living their best lives.
Speaker 2: They will remember those steps for the rest of their lives. Remember,
Speaker 2: we worked with a fantastic woman called Carlin.
Speaker 3: Yes, shout out to carl and she listens.
Speaker 2: And I threw a party once years ago, it was
Speaker 2: a long time ago, and she busted out the most
Speaker 2: perfect dance routine to Justin Bieber's Sorry, and she she
Speaker 2: was magnetic.
Speaker 3: She's incredible at dancing.
Speaker 2: My god, I Scot goosebumps just thinking about it now,
Speaker 2: and she's going to be one hundred years old and
Speaker 2: she will still be able to bust out that movie.
Speaker 2: There's something about a choreographed dance that never ever leaves you.
Speaker 4: My first jazz dance was to this Thank You, and
Speaker 4: I can still to this.
Speaker 3: Day remember every.
Speaker 2: Movement this reminds me of. So you think you can
Speaker 2: dance a show with Nat Bass and Jon Jason Coleman,
Speaker 2: And Jason Coleman takes credit for bringing that song to
Speaker 2: this country. Really yes, because he selected it for the
Speaker 2: Remember he'd go and dance and then he'd hit stop
Speaker 2: and whatever. He chose that, and you know, otherwise we
Speaker 2: would never have known it.
Speaker 4: What a man, Jason Coleman. I did some Coleman time
Speaker 4: in my dancing days thirteen twenty four to ten. What
Speaker 4: song did you learn? A dance too? That you'll never forget?
Speaker 2: God, I can't wait for this. Hello Jamie, I hate
Speaker 2: good Jamie.
Speaker 6: Hi are you hi?
Speaker 2: Jamie? So that's his little quote that we like to
Speaker 2: say from a movie. I can't even remember what it is.
Speaker 2: Love actually love actually Jamie, what song did you learn
Speaker 2: your dance routine? Too?
Speaker 7: Stop by the spy Child?
Speaker 3: Oh stop?
Speaker 2: Thank you? I mean didn't we all?
Speaker 7: It took me about three months, and to this day
Speaker 7: I can remember every single step.
Speaker 2: It took you three months?
Speaker 8: Like the full song, the full song where they're walking
Speaker 8: on street everything?
Speaker 1: Yes, all right?
Speaker 2: So I said, I.
Speaker 5: Cannot remember the girls in my year who I learned
Speaker 5: the dance.
Speaker 8: I can't remember their names, but I remember every single step.
Speaker 2: So was it like a school play? Or it's just
Speaker 2: you and your friends on weekends? Breaking down? Video?
Speaker 7: He sleepover and we got the CD we heard.
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Speaker 2: Jamie, Hey, Sammy, Hey, Christy Hey, what what? What song
Speaker 2: did you learn your dance routine to?
Speaker 7: What song? It's a national anthem in the eighties, it
Speaker 7: was the bus.
Speaker 2: Star, that dirty funky be oh my God, bunky beat.
Speaker 2: You forget how good it is. You forget how good
Speaker 2: the song is because whenever there's a group dance, I
Speaker 2: run for the hills. I'm so embarrassed and nervous about
Speaker 2: getting pulled upcause I can't dance. The same goes for
Speaker 2: like the nut Bush of Congo Line, anything like that.
Speaker 2: I'm out, but that is a great song.
Speaker 7: Yes, a song in the eighties.
Speaker 8: Did you have one hundred people feelining for the dance floor?
Speaker 7: Just busting it out?
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Speaker 2: Hello, Angela? What's what song? Did you know all the
Speaker 2: moves too?
Speaker 9: I've had the time of my life from Dirty Dancing?
Speaker 6: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: Did you do the list? Angela?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I had.
Speaker 9: I was with my boyfriend at the time. Everything was perfect,
Speaker 9: and then I heard you were got to cheat on
Speaker 9: me at the final hurdle, and as you interest me,
Speaker 9: I need him in the nose, Need him.
Speaker 3: In the nose, Angela? You boss.
Speaker 9: It had to look like it was an accident.
Speaker 5: And it was.
Speaker 3: Angela. I think I'm scared of you.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And one of the greatest joys of my life is
Speaker 2: when I get to see a listener of The Chrissy
Speaker 2: Swan Show. Irl.
Speaker 3: How thrilling because we get to talk to.
Speaker 2: You with our voices, but we never get to see you.
Speaker 2: It annoys me. So on Saturday, I actually left the compound.
Speaker 1: Jack.
Speaker 4: I know, I was really proud of you when you
Speaker 4: told me that on Monday, because you went in like
Speaker 4: sort of re introduced yourself to the beautiful store storeholders
Speaker 4: at your market.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I was like, you know, when you buy goldfish
Speaker 2: from the pet shop and you take it home, you
Speaker 2: leave it in the bag for a little while while
Speaker 2: it gets its temperature. Right, That's what I was doing.
Speaker 2: I was doing a slow re entry and I had
Speaker 2: a little wandering around Campbell Fresh Food Market. Went sor
Speaker 2: John My Butcher, went s Or Harry bots Ham Chees
Speaker 2: twenty four dollars cheese twenty was for a piece of cheese.
Speaker 2: But it was already in my hand when I saw
Speaker 2: the price, and I felt, you know, when you get
Speaker 2: trapped and you go I have to buy this now.
Speaker 2: I can't say, Harry, are you on drugs selling twenty
Speaker 2: four dollar wages of Jesus? Anyway, put it on into
Speaker 2: the backpack, stomped home, enjoying myself. I got to the
Speaker 2: corner of Burke Road and Prospects Hill Road. I think
Speaker 2: it is Harold Street, and outside Brav the D Store, Bra,
Speaker 2: the Brav the d Cup Bra store, always big posters,
Speaker 2: a big boosies out the front to delight the kids. Anyway,
Speaker 2: sitting there, standing there, waiting to cross the road, and
Speaker 2: I hear someone pipe up and say, well, chrisy swan
Speaker 2: in the.
Speaker 3: Wild, totally wild.
Speaker 2: And I turned and I saw the magical loving face
Speaker 2: of this woman. Hello Lisa, Hello Christy, how are you?
Speaker 2: When we communed outside the big busy shop.
Speaker 11: I didn't even see the big busy shop.
Speaker 7: All I saw was you.
Speaker 2: You were looking at my bier one.
Speaker 11: My husband probably saw the big shop.
Speaker 2: He did, he did seem distracted, you're right least, But
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 11: See you outside that shop.
Speaker 2: And we just, I mean, look, full clarity, we've never
Speaker 2: actually met each other, but we just never We crossed
Speaker 2: the road together and we just had the best gas bag.
Speaker 7: We chatted and chatted and we bonded and we had
Speaker 7: the best time. I feel like I feel on my side.
Speaker 7: I felt I had.
Speaker 2: And I got the full story about your daughter and
Speaker 2: you from Packingham and you're staying in there, and they've
Speaker 2: got a lovely greyhound.
Speaker 7: Yes, and the greyhound is Finnigan, the greyhound. So I
Speaker 7: was house sitting and dog sitting for the weekend, being
Speaker 7: the the good, the good, make a bad.
Speaker 2: Taste joke about the gray about Finnigan eating my rabbits, well.
Speaker 7: Something like that. It was about the cat because I
Speaker 7: said I've got cats, and I knew that you had cats,
Speaker 7: and then I don't have dogs. And then the conversation was, well,
Speaker 7: how would greyhounds go around?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 4: I would have thrown myself in front of a tram
Speaker 4: halfway through this conversation.
Speaker 3: You guys, we've got to have better chat than that.
Speaker 2: Lisa Rasa, I feel like I swore a lot. I
Speaker 2: feel like every second word was Ethan showing off.
Speaker 7: All I heard was goodness.
Speaker 4: Now, Lisa, I want to ask you, because Chrissy has
Speaker 4: a habit of over sharing with either a people of
Speaker 4: authority that she probably shouldn't be over sharing with, or
Speaker 4: be with people that she doesn't really quite know properly yet.
Speaker 4: Did she do this with you? What like nuggets of gold?
Speaker 4: Did you run and tell your friends?
Speaker 11: Well, the first thing I thought was because I did
Speaker 11: notice the size of your backpack, and I wasn't envisioning
Speaker 11: your backpack to be that big. And I thought she's
Speaker 11: either got a body or a.
Speaker 7: Tent in there. And she was quite willing to tell
Speaker 7: me she had a giant pineapple.
Speaker 2: In there, and the rest I had ham and mortadella
Speaker 2: and olive gloves and everything. I just went crazy in
Speaker 2: the wild out there and what else?
Speaker 7: And then she just said to me she was going
Speaker 7: home to make the carrot take for young Leo. And
Speaker 7: then that was it, no oversharing.
Speaker 11: We just kept just like two.
Speaker 7: Ladies walking the streets of Camberwell, which I've never been
Speaker 7: to before. I'm hoping because apparently it's the center of
Speaker 7: the universe.
Speaker 2: Lisa, welcome to the center of the universe. You want
Speaker 2: to move in, don't you? Oh?
Speaker 7: It was so good, it was so it was the
Speaker 7: best day of my life. And I have to say,
Speaker 7: when you walked away, my husband said, do you think
Speaker 7: she's going to keep looking over her shoulder in case
Speaker 7: she thinks that you're stalking her. Goodness to me, and
Speaker 7: then I said, she's going to probably keep head on
Speaker 7: the door. And that's why I sent you that message
Speaker 7: because I was mortified and I said to my husband,
Speaker 7: what did I say? He goes, No, you're completely just
Speaker 7: normal having a check to your friend.
Speaker 11: Ye's it awesome.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what it felt like. God, it was lovely
Speaker 2: to meet you, Lisa, and you really like it was
Speaker 2: a big day for me because I haven't left the
Speaker 2: house forever and there you were greeting me with love.
Speaker 4: And Joel Lisa for being so kind and keeping Chrissy
Speaker 4: company on the one day she's left the house. In
Speaker 4: twenty twenty four, We're going to send you a smart
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Speaker 4: blender brand in the world.
Speaker 7: Thank you appreciate.
Speaker 2: That makes a good carrot cake, Lise.
Speaker 4: I've got I think this weekend weekend, Lisa, you do
Speaker 4: sound like you belong in age care.
Speaker 2: Honestly, we just started crossing the road and that was it.
Speaker 2: We were together. That was amazing.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And what is that I can smell in the air.
Speaker 2: Is it pine needles and wrapping paper?
Speaker 10: Fan festive music and movies? It feels like discussing more
Speaker 10: reasons to love this season. That field is a local
Speaker 10: center Christmas moments.
Speaker 2: I just got sad thinking that the era of turning
Speaker 2: up to a westfield to see Santa and get a
Speaker 2: photograph with your baby is over for me, well and
Speaker 2: truly done and dusted.
Speaker 3: Do you know we didn't do that once?
Speaker 5: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Mum and dad never did it.
Speaker 2: It's bad parenting, I mean, and Tom's.
Speaker 3: Like twenty seven, our producer, and he still has to
Speaker 3: go and do it.
Speaker 2: Love where you live?
Speaker 3: His mother, Kate loves where she lives.
Speaker 2: Now we are talking about amazing Christmas traditions and favorite
Speaker 2: Christmas moments, and we are joined by Chloe. Hello, Chloe, Hello,
Speaker 2: How are you so good? What is what is yours?
Speaker 8: My family? Every year on Christmas Eve we cover our
Speaker 8: entire car, like literally the whole thing in Christmas lights
Speaker 8: and drive around our exwood.
Speaker 2: Whose job is hit to soup up the car with
Speaker 2: the Christmas lights.
Speaker 8: It's my dad and all of us three girls, we
Speaker 8: help him. We take the day off Christmas Eve, we
Speaker 8: go down there, we cover the whole thing for hours
Speaker 8: and then wake verynes come over and drive it around
Speaker 8: that night.
Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, Chloe, are they soula powered or something?
Speaker 2: Because where are they plugged in?
Speaker 8: My dad's a bit handy, so he's like made like
Speaker 8: a little gadget and it goes into like the cigarette
Speaker 8: holder and it. Yeah, lights of the car has a switch.
Speaker 8: We turn it off when we're driving around far.
Speaker 2: Chloe, I'm looking at footage of it. Jack is showing me.
Speaker 2: It's like a Scooby Doo van with fairy lights soul
Speaker 2: over it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it's insane, Chloe.
Speaker 4: It's quite amazing, but there's also like an element of
Speaker 4: creepiness to it. For me, it's like this CD van
Speaker 4: lit up trying to lure kids and people out of
Speaker 4: their houses.
Speaker 8: Yes, we get lots of looks, that's for sure, lots
Speaker 8: of videos.
Speaker 2: How long have you been doing this sport?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 8: Probably maybe like five years now. Started off with one
Speaker 8: string and announced the whole thing.
Speaker 2: And what is your dad's name? He sounds like an
Speaker 2: absolute darling.
Speaker 8: His name is Dean.
Speaker 2: Dean, you are a ripper. You've given a wonderful Christmas
Speaker 2: to everybody around the neighborhood, and your daughter, Chloe and
Speaker 2: your other daughters. You've got a thousand dollars worth of
Speaker 2: where Spiel gift cards. Please share them with your dad,
Speaker 2: Dean Chloe.
Speaker 8: I will I'm going to buy them something big.
Speaker 4: Gord Yo and Chloe, do you give us permission to
Speaker 4: share this to our socials so our beautiful listeners can
Speaker 4: go to our Instagram.
Speaker 3: And have a look.
Speaker 8: Absolutely the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's clique.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's sad, isn't it. Every time I see
Speaker 2: the word Taylor, you got.
Speaker 3: Me, You're clicking.
Speaker 2: And I also love for Williams and this one involves
Speaker 2: them both.
Speaker 9: Roh.
Speaker 2: William says he did not diss Taylor Swift's Kamala Harris endorsement.
Speaker 2: He says, that's some right wing troll. Pip says, I
Speaker 2: love Taylor and she knows that. Who doesn't.
Speaker 3: What's your stance on?
Speaker 4: After the election resolved all of these celebrities that did
Speaker 4: endorse Kame, A lot of people have come out saying
Speaker 4: it's showed like that celebrities nowadays just don't have the
Speaker 4: same pool or influence.
Speaker 2: I look, I never thought they did. But then, but
Speaker 2: do you remember when I think when Taylor Taylor was
Speaker 2: the first to endorse Kamala Harris.
Speaker 3: Yes, very early on she did that.
Speaker 2: But in so doing she was openly dissing Trump. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I've seem to remember that at that time in
Speaker 2: what do you call when you enrollments? I guess the
Speaker 2: mothers to vote like tripled or quadrupled on that day.
Speaker 3: Okay, so this something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, having said that, that doesn't say who they're those
Speaker 2: people are voting for.
Speaker 9: True.
Speaker 2: They could be looking at Taylor going, oh, you're voting
Speaker 2: for Kamala Harris. I wasn't going to vote, but now
Speaker 2: I'm going to vote for Trump.
Speaker 4: To ensure that your influence isn't change. It's quite it's
Speaker 4: quite interesting. It's made me think, well.
Speaker 2: I certainly don't. It doesn't bother me who people vote for.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, I'm not voting for someone because Drake is.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't like, I'll form my own.
Speaker 2: That's weird, isn't it. Really.
Speaker 4: I'll maybe buy a sweater that he's flogging, like I think.
Speaker 4: For me, honestly, it separates into that I'll be influenced
Speaker 4: by like trivial things like fashion or something.
Speaker 2: But not, Yeah, I would politics. I get like, I
Speaker 2: like a fragrance sad, Yeah, but I just I find
Speaker 2: Johnny Depp a very question, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 6: Like?
Speaker 2: I saw him advertising a frame and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: does that smell like rotten teeth and rum?
Speaker 4: Oh no, that fragrance I can't smell anymore.
Speaker 3: It's awful.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 3: Salvage yak? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why would they use him? And he looks like he
Speaker 2: smells He was like, he smells like that liquid at
Speaker 2: the bottom of the bin when you take out the
Speaker 2: garbage and put what's left in the kitchen. You know
Speaker 2: what that.
Speaker 4: Spy ah, he looks like he smells like Captain Jack Sparrow.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, and imagine the breath. Next, I want
Speaker 2: to talk to you about text messaging. Please on Reddit again.
Speaker 2: My new love my adult daughter only community with me
Speaker 2: via text, and her topics are heavy. Turns out they
Speaker 2: had a fight. She's thirty one years old. She's been
Speaker 2: mean texting her mum. She says that the mum is
Speaker 2: commenting here. She's saying, you know she whenever she texts me,
Speaker 2: they're still mean and sarcastic. Even though I apologized for
Speaker 2: the initial problem. They happen daily. The messages now are
Speaker 2: about how unhappy she is with everybody and passively aggressively
Speaker 2: blaming her for her problem, me for her problem. I've
Speaker 2: got a rule. I don't fight on text.
Speaker 4: Oh, ever, you'll always call someone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 2: Never the one to pick a fight. But if somebody
Speaker 2: sends a message to me and my spidery senses go
Speaker 2: off and I go, oh, they're they're there. Get they
Speaker 2: want me, they want me to fight back, you then
Speaker 2: call I will just text. I'm not doing this on text.
Speaker 2: I'll call you in five minutes, or I'll call you
Speaker 2: in half an hour, whenever I've got time. And then
Speaker 2: it's incredible how quickly the situation diffuses. Yeah, when they
Speaker 2: can hear the voice that they know, they like, it
Speaker 2: belongs to somebody they like, And then it's so easy
Speaker 2: to get stuck in the words that are completely removed
Speaker 2: from you or the other person.
Speaker 3: Yes, you know, it's so sterile via text.
Speaker 2: Honestly, it's a great rule. Next time somebody picks a
Speaker 2: fight with you, go I'll call you in ten minutes.
Speaker 4: I was having this conversation at dinner last night and
Speaker 4: My housemate was saying, how I avoid conflict like no
Speaker 4: one he knows, and I'm like, but I just don't
Speaker 4: have conflict. I can't remember the last matter fight with anyone.
Speaker 2: No I do, I do? And you just go sorry,
Speaker 2: who are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I just go so hard the other way?
Speaker 4: Bye bye, so do I This is.
Speaker 1: The Crissies one show.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hour closer to the weekend. I'm excited
Speaker 2: it's gonna have the sun's shining this weekend.
Speaker 3: It is especially tomorrow for us.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I might even might even slip into a
Speaker 2: cozy on the way you can.
Speaker 3: Hello, I'd like to to upload a mirror selfie.
Speaker 2: What's a mirror selfie?
Speaker 3: If your cozy before coating the pool, you know, like
Speaker 3: just going for a dip.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. If I posted that, everyone would be like,
Speaker 2: where you put? Where's the rest of the koala? Anyway,
Speaker 2: I just want to say to you, I had the
Speaker 2: most My daughter is the best entertainment that I've ever created.
Speaker 2: She just thrills me. So this morning Nanny McPhee driving
Speaker 2: them to school. My god, it's the best o my life. Anyway,
Speaker 2: byebee kids, your lovely good night, bye, good night. I
Speaker 2: made pancakes. I made pancakes for one and dippy eggs
Speaker 2: for the other, so I'm not a complete Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: throw away mom. Anyway, she gets in the car and
Speaker 2: my phone goes off. She already texted me. She doesn't
Speaker 2: even left the house. I haven't been pulled out on
Speaker 2: the nanny's car. She goes, we are always late, mum,
Speaker 2: and it's because of kit always, And she goes, can't
Speaker 2: you learn to take public transport for once? Anyway, I'm there,
Speaker 2: I'm relaxed. I'm making a coffee. That stage already put
Speaker 2: Taylor on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're on your own, man, And I text her back.
Speaker 2: I go, You've got to learn to breathe and relax,
Speaker 2: sunglasses emoji good.
Speaker 3: Don't hear anything good Friday vibe from you? Mum?
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks man, I don't hear anything from her. And
Speaker 2: then at twelve oh eight, just before I came in today,
Speaker 2: one goes, she's obviously gone to her phone at lunch.
Speaker 2: At lunchtime, I checked it and she's seen my message.
Speaker 2: You've got to learn to breathe and relax. She just goes, no,
Speaker 2: on your peg. I just sent back the laughing of oji.
Speaker 4: Let's get kid on a bus this weekend, like thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. If you would like to play
Speaker 4: Creasy's Quizzy, we'll send you a bum bag to strap
Speaker 4: on for the weekend.
Speaker 1: Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Look, it's Friday, the weekend's coming. What are you going
Speaker 2: to put your dog poop bags in?
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy?
Speaker 2: That's right, Christy Swan Limited edition bum bag.
Speaker 4: Do you do people put the dog poop in the
Speaker 4: bum bag? I just would feel weird having poo sitting
Speaker 4: on my gut.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, you would never put a poo in
Speaker 2: your bag.
Speaker 3: In your bum bag?
Speaker 2: Never?
Speaker 3: Oh good, I thought you'd been a serious bag.
Speaker 2: You put the bag, of of course, the empty bag,
Speaker 2: and then you put the full bag in someone's bin
Speaker 2: and then they chase you down the street with the gup.
Speaker 2: Am I right? Hello? Who is it? Is it? Emma?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Hi? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Hello? Hello?
Speaker 3: What's on for your weekend?
Speaker 5: And I'm going to help my boyfriend move in now?
Speaker 2: And you're not moving in with him. You're taking it
Speaker 2: nice and slow.
Speaker 5: Oh look, I'll probably end up moving in, let's be real,
Speaker 5: but for now I'm not on the lead.
Speaker 2: Was it? Was it a conscious decision, like he said,
Speaker 2: I've got to move out and you're not coming or what.
Speaker 5: No, he's been looking for rentals for a little bit,
Speaker 5: so yeah, I'm just helping him trying to look for
Speaker 5: a while.
Speaker 2: Though you sound already over it. I'm gonna hello Jenny.
Speaker 2: How are you?
Speaker 7: Jack?
Speaker 2: How are you're kicking off your weekend with the Christmas shopping?
Speaker 11: Yeah, Sunday taking the kids for early Christmas shopping and
Speaker 11: possibly beach on Sunday.
Speaker 2: I think that looks like that sounds Yeah, that sounds
Speaker 2: like a great weekend. Let's see if we can get
Speaker 2: a bum bag into it for you. Your names are
Speaker 2: your buzzers girls. It's the best of three meaning best
Speaker 2: of five, sorry, meaning the first one to three gets
Speaker 2: the bum bag.
Speaker 3: Question Number one?
Speaker 2: Which celebrity pushed do barrymore Away? Midding? Yes, Emma after Stewart? Yeah,
Speaker 2: she pushed her away?
Speaker 3: Am I? One point to you in.
Speaker 2: The medical field? What does the M in MRI stand for? Jenny? Yes,
Speaker 2: Jenny medical magnetic. I didn't know that either, did I?
Speaker 2: But it makes sense. Have you ever had an MRI?
Speaker 3: I think like when I was in my dancing days.
Speaker 2: Really, what was wrong with you?
Speaker 3: No, that would have been and that was that was
Speaker 3: an ultrasound.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking of, Oh was it a boy or girl?
Speaker 2: How far along we do?
Speaker 3: You know what it was?
Speaker 4: It was an ostrogonum an extra bone in my ankle.
Speaker 2: That sounds like a doodle part. All right, anyway, we digress.
Speaker 2: We're here the company. We've got Emma and Jen Jenny
Speaker 2: on the line, and Emma's got one? Is that right?
Speaker 2: And Jenny's still to score?
Speaker 3: Correct.
Speaker 2: Actress Shalene Woodley is celebrating a birthday today. Can you
Speaker 2: name a film or TV show that she has appeared on? Jenny, Yes, Jenny, correct.
Speaker 2: She's such an understated actor. Don't you think she's easy?
Speaker 2: I don't want it sounds rude, but she's quite forgett
Speaker 2: about I know what you.
Speaker 3: Know, because she just seems like a normy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's like, oh, what are all these superstars doing
Speaker 2: with that girl that they picked up at the milk?
Speaker 3: But that is one point to who's one each?
Speaker 2: Emma and Jenny one apiece? Question number four? What date
Speaker 2: does a Christmas advent calendar start on? Yes, Jenny, it
Speaker 2: is the first of December, which is incidentally the day
Speaker 2: that my Christmas tree goes up. Question number five, what
Speaker 2: fruit is used to make wine?
Speaker 7: Jenny, Jenny, great, correct Jenny.
Speaker 2: Now you are going to a big shopping center I'm
Speaker 2: assuming on Sunday to start your shopping. Please take photographs
Speaker 2: of where you've left your car and then retrace your steps.
Speaker 4: Next, we're going to take a look into the mind
Speaker 4: of Swanny in Windmills of My Mind.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: But if you ever wondered what it sounds like inside
Speaker 2: my mind, if you ever looked at me, met me
Speaker 2: on and said, hey, penny for your thoughts, well you're
Speaker 2: about to get it. It's not gonna cost you a penny.
Speaker 2: You're gonna want your penny back. You are because I'm
Speaker 2: inviting you into my brain. My brain is a very strange,
Speaker 2: weird and wonderful place, and I've managed to record the
Speaker 2: types of thoughts that run through it minute by minute.
Speaker 3: Let's get into that brain.
Speaker 6: Swanee like a circle and a spine, like a weel
Speaker 6: within Louise, never ending begin. I'm a nervous, felling weeh.
Speaker 2: His baby must fee almost six months now.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, honey is a.
Speaker 2: Really cute name. I loved that belt buckle I had
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty nine that looked like the ones that
Speaker 2: Bross had. Who was the one that wasn't a twin?
Speaker 2: Craig Logan Bross, wrong nut, gingerbread, upside down cake, his
Speaker 2: office works open, an electric or even like a cordless
Speaker 2: mole would surely do the trick. The cordless mowers exist.
Speaker 2: That brass mixer tap I got off the hard rubbish
Speaker 2: collection is still in its box and it has its instructions.
Speaker 2: What are the odds?
Speaker 11: Magic?
Speaker 2: Magic is my favorite? Olivia Newton Johnson call Christie will
Speaker 2: and Brown. How do you sell a car that's factual?
Speaker 2: I'm tired just listening to it.
Speaker 4: I know it's factual because I reckon. You've text me
Speaker 4: three times this week.
Speaker 3: If I know anyone that sells card?
Speaker 2: I asked you once. I asked you once, and I said,
Speaker 2: can I pay them? The Christy Swan Show lets us
Speaker 2: slide into our own dms. Whatever correspondence that doesn't even
Speaker 2: make sense.
Speaker 3: No, I get.
Speaker 4: I get the sentiment. We are sliding into our own
Speaker 4: dms to look what's there? Kick us off, Swanny, slide
Speaker 4: into our dms. By the way, at the Christy Swan Show,
Speaker 4: if you have any feedback.
Speaker 2: It's delirious.
Speaker 3: We've lost our mind. It's Friday.
Speaker 2: This one is for you. Ben wants to know, Hi,
Speaker 2: are you dating Nadia Bartel?
Speaker 3: The answer is the answer is.
Speaker 4: She's my best mate, Nadia. Is it a happy relationship
Speaker 4: with a beautiful dude named Peter?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, here's another one for you, Louise Cooley, cool Cooly,
Speaker 2: says Hi, chrisy. I thought maybe you were best to
Speaker 2: answer this for me, seeing as you are a wise
Speaker 2: woman of the world. And then she goes on to
Speaker 2: ask you to answer it. Jack, can you explain why
Speaker 2: when people are posting stories to their Instagram account, whoever
Speaker 2: they are tagging is so tiny that you can't even
Speaker 2: see it? Why do people bother tagging at all? Your
Speaker 2: sidekick Jack is certainly guilty of it. Maybe he could explain.
Speaker 3: Is it cool at Jack Charles give us a follow?
Speaker 4: No, the reason I do it is for the aesthetic
Speaker 4: of the story.
Speaker 3: I don't that's allowed to die got camp pop?
Speaker 2: Yeah you don't get that from ziz.
Speaker 3: No, you don't.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 4: I like it because I feel like if the text
Speaker 4: is too big, it covers parts of the image or
Speaker 4: distracts from the photo.
Speaker 3: Let the photo do the talking.
Speaker 4: If you happen to have twenty twenty vision, you might
Speaker 4: catch who I'm tagging, where I am, or what I'm writing.
Speaker 2: But then why tag it if you don't want people
Speaker 2: to see it?
Speaker 4: No, it's not that I don't want people to s
Speaker 4: see And I think she just needs to go to specsavors.
Speaker 2: Get the aviators. Lad. I'm going to end on that one.
Speaker 2: What about this one? When we were talking about oh
Speaker 2: Taalas Swift was in the news this week and perhaps
Speaker 2: we're trying to shoot up her skirt, And I said,
Speaker 2: my god, imagine if the paparazzi got an upskirt shot
Speaker 2: of me, they'd be like, the bloody hell is going
Speaker 2: on there? The hell is that?
Speaker 3: You said?
Speaker 4: They'd be pinch zooming, questioning what'd be pinching?
Speaker 2: Turning it on? What way is it? Anyway? Reggie heard that,
Speaker 2: Reggie Bird, No, Reggie ate okay, And instead of saying
Speaker 2: what I would normally say, there is enough that negative
Speaker 2: self talk, she said, be proud of your volver. They're
Speaker 2: all unique and beautiful.
Speaker 3: On your edge. That's a good way to look at.
Speaker 2: It, that beautiful unique.
Speaker 3: Yes, some are beautiful right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Like Gazelle Bunchen's beautiful Volver, I'm not percent sure.
Speaker 4: Okay, we'll leave that in the mind and we can
Speaker 4: never think about it.
Speaker 2: Okay, we will. Just you get back to me on Monday.
Speaker 2: I'll park that a Who's this person? Natasha? Yes, says
Speaker 2: I cannot stop listening to this song since hearing it
Speaker 2: on your stories.
Speaker 4: Last night, Chrissy on your stories.
Speaker 2: Yes, I played it on my Stories.
Speaker 3: And the song?
Speaker 4: Is that the song that you were telling us that
Speaker 4: you're obsessed with the other day?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 2: How can you sing this world? Tom? You're the same
Speaker 2: hair as Michael McDonald starts from the middle of your forehead.
Speaker 3: Is that called a widows peak?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's beautiful. He'd make a beautiful vampire, Tom.
Speaker 4: You would she goes a vampire for Halloween?
Speaker 2: You must you can speak. No, it's because you've got
Speaker 2: that beautiful dark hair and the Yeah, you look great,
Speaker 2: or let's finish with this.
Speaker 3: Look.
Speaker 2: It is true that I had a old fashioned nineteen
Speaker 2: seventies Nana's kitchen printed on my garage wall.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I was quite alarmed when you send that three
Speaker 3: to me on text.
Speaker 2: Remember, I know you tried to keep it polite. I
Speaker 2: could read between your line.
Speaker 3: Nohe knew you could.
Speaker 4: That's why I didn't write any savage sas to you,
Speaker 4: because I knew you would get my vibe.
Speaker 2: I got your vibe. I was surprised by the vibe,
Speaker 2: but I got it. I hand on heart when I
Speaker 2: did that. I never thought anyone would not understand it.
Speaker 2: I just thought everyone would everyone.
Speaker 3: Wants this, But you were wrong.
Speaker 2: That's what I thought. Everyone wants this.
Speaker 4: You'd think everyone would want that wallpaper.
Speaker 2: Yes, okay in their garage? Why not?
Speaker 4: And what's the feedback you've received on Instagram?
Speaker 2: Dana was? You know it's a popular sentiment. She just said, why.
Speaker 3: If I can tell you how many times I ask
Speaker 3: you that every day.
Speaker 1: Swan show. First, Chrissy's clique fait.
Speaker 2: I never thought I would say this, But the crankier
Speaker 2: she gets, the more I like her. Will be Goldberg
Speaker 2: nearly seventy and working her butt off. In fact, I
Speaker 2: saw a podcast. I listened to a podcast and saw
Speaker 2: the footage of the podcast yeah between her and Anderson Cooper.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I love Anderson And it was really like
Speaker 2: emotional because they've both lost their parents. Anderson Cooper lost
Speaker 2: his mother. I think it was Gloria Vanderbilt or something
Speaker 2: like that, and he's written books about it. They were
Speaker 2: incredibly close and he's still grieving years later. And she was.
Speaker 2: She lost to both her parents quite close together, and
Speaker 2: they were very close as well. She was saying things like,
Speaker 2: you know, I just thought, how could you just leave
Speaker 2: me here? Like she was really put out, and Anderson
Speaker 2: was just weeping because he totally understood where she was
Speaker 2: coming from. It was a really beautiful moment, and she
Speaker 2: was really wise.
Speaker 4: And do you find as well outside of the view
Speaker 4: swarning in an instance like that with Anderson, she seems
Speaker 4: a lot warmer than on the view.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, she's so gentle and wise. That's what I get,
Speaker 2: wise and kind and soft.
Speaker 3: On the view, it's salty and snarky.
Speaker 2: It does not want to be there. I really do
Speaker 2: think she's just there for the paycheck, and have listened
Speaker 2: to what she said recently. I appreciate that people are
Speaker 2: having hard time.
Speaker 7: Me too.
Speaker 1: I work for a living.
Speaker 4: If I had all the money in the world, I
Speaker 4: would not be here.
Speaker 2: CO start going ha ha ha, we know you hate us.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: Every week. I feel like for the last three weeks.
Speaker 4: We've had a fresh salty grab from her, and I
Speaker 4: want them to keep coming.
Speaker 2: Oh, I hope it doesn't run out. We're on a
Speaker 2: very good streak. If you are into the yogiddy boggady,
Speaker 2: you've got to Oh, you've gotta really keep your eyes
Speaker 2: and mood and vibes peeled and your claws. Because it's
Speaker 2: a full moon in Taurus.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, it's tomorrow, I think.
Speaker 2: Aha, it's going to be the most intense month of
Speaker 2: the year, so buckle up.
Speaker 3: What time does it hit?
Speaker 4: Is there a specific time that we can feel the craziness?
Speaker 2: Set your alarms? Bibbeth eight twenty.
Speaker 3: Eight pm, m PM, Okay is it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I just want to be aware.
Speaker 2: Well, I would say pm if it's a moon, true,
Speaker 2: But you're a right. Do you know that moon comes
Speaker 2: out at then evening when sun is in the day.
Speaker 4: Hey, with the way I live, who knows?
Speaker 2: That's so true?
Speaker 4: I have a beautiful weekend, Swanny. I'm sad that I
Speaker 4: won't see you at the Wicked premiere.
Speaker 2: What happens if I'm like a different person? What if
Speaker 2: I into a werewolf? In this? Is there any fectorians?
Speaker 2: Or is it for everybody will.
Speaker 3: And I think I think it would still affect everyone.
Speaker 2: It's ruled by Venus and you've got to you've got
Speaker 2: to pop on those rod rose colored glasses and start
Speaker 2: viewing the world through a happy, romantic view.
Speaker 3: Regularly. It's even dollar up next. Have a beautiful weekend.
Speaker 2: The Christy Swan Show is a Nova podcast. For more
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Speaker 5: Do you