Speaker 1: We got get you the ready morning every day, every gentlemen, Adelaide,
Speaker 1: good guys, thanks so much for jumping on board.
Speaker 2: We thought we were just gonna have a really nice,
Speaker 2: relaxed Friday morning, just cruising the weekend. And then wouldn't
Speaker 2: you believe it's our boy, Olbot aka the Prime Minister
Speaker 2: of Australia, Anthony Oban, and he said, you know what,
Speaker 2: let's chat. Yeah, let's spontaneously chat.
Speaker 3: And then, because we take our political equality very very seriously,
Speaker 3: we thought, oh, we've got.
Speaker 4: To get data on. Actually he was just next door
Speaker 4: a five double A and we went by, DADDI coming here.
Speaker 2: Sure makes sense, doesn't it. Peter Dutton versus Anthony Albineasi
Speaker 2: and Cheeseday went off, No, no, quite lovely our next guest.
Speaker 5: It came into power after defeating Scott Morrison in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty two.
Speaker 6: Thank you for this extraordinary honor.
Speaker 5: As we count down to the election on Mathard, please
Speaker 5: welcome to Nova nine one nine The Man of the.
Speaker 7: People Ululu with no Salulu Australia is thirty first at
Speaker 7: Prime Minister, how.
Speaker 2: The Prime in a surgeon?
Speaker 6: Morning, Good morning, how are you.
Speaker 3: You're sounding up and about for a man who has
Speaker 3: hit the election trail hard.
Speaker 4: Are you not exhausted?
Speaker 6: Well, I am a bit, but I get the adrenaline pumping.
Speaker 6: I was at tape there in Adelaide late yesterday and
Speaker 6: talking to the students there, the apprentices doing carpentry and
Speaker 6: joinery and doing plumbing, really enthusias you. I was at
Speaker 6: a school in Perth first thing yesterday and I've already
Speaker 6: done a press conference as an urgent care clinic here
Speaker 6: in Brisbane this morning and later today I'll be off
Speaker 6: the Tasmania and then off to Victorious. So it's a
Speaker 6: busy day, but you've got to keep going.
Speaker 4: Can I ask when was the last time you saw
Speaker 4: your wife or your family?
Speaker 6: Well, he was here in Brisbane. I've got to say,
Speaker 6: got to stay in the hotel rather than leave pretty early.
Speaker 6: I left before six this morning and so i'll see
Speaker 6: her in a little while. She's spending time with me,
Speaker 6: and of course every Jody is a good person.
Speaker 2: Well, minister miss Primacy, can I ask you as well?
Speaker 2: And we're talking about this behind the scenes before you
Speaker 2: came on tomorrow. So tomorrow's a Grand Final and it's
Speaker 2: a big, big event. Take us through your game day routine.
Speaker 2: What time are you getting out of bed? What's for breakfast?
Speaker 4: What do you have for dinner tonight?
Speaker 3: How do you actually relax ahead of what will be
Speaker 3: the determined of the day that will determine if you
Speaker 3: become our prime minister again?
Speaker 6: Well, I haven't thought about dinner tonight. Last time around
Speaker 6: in twenty twenty two, I had dinner just with Jody.
Speaker 6: It was the one time during the whole campaign we
Speaker 6: had dinner just.
Speaker 3: To do with it.
Speaker 6: And then I got up and did a want of
Speaker 6: breakfast TV crosses I expected. I'll do that again tomorrow
Speaker 6: morning and then go to some polling boosts. I'll be
Speaker 6: in Victoria first thing tomorrow morning. I'll wake up there
Speaker 6: and then I'll fly up to Sydney go to my
Speaker 6: own electorate, Grainla. I can confirm I will be voting
Speaker 6: Labor at the election tomorrow.
Speaker 2: If you were voting Liberal, then what's going on the opposition?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 6: No, I was born Labor and I'll die Labor.
Speaker 4: And also a question for you, how do you fly?
Speaker 4: You're not jumping on Jetstar. Who do you fly with?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: We have both myself and the leader of the Opposition
Speaker 6: have access to Royal austral Air Force planes or a plane.
Speaker 6: So the media traveling party go with us as well
Speaker 6: around the country. So today three states, yesterday three states
Speaker 6: as well. So it's been a pretty busy time, I've
Speaker 6: got to say, but it is an opportunity where Australians
Speaker 6: are switched on more so than at other time. Every
Speaker 6: Australian gets to boat tomorrow, and there's a real choice
Speaker 6: over whether we do cut twenty percent of students debt,
Speaker 6: whether your listeners do get a tax cut under US
Speaker 6: or a tax hike underpleted Utton. Over whether we continue
Speaker 6: to strength of medicare, Over whether my government continues to
Speaker 6: work with Malley Billows with yesterday on building more houses
Speaker 6: and dealing with those issues as well, on whether free
Speaker 6: tape remains permanent, which is what we want to do.
Speaker 6: So there is that's a very clear choice tomorrow. I
Speaker 6: don't want to see massive cuts to pay for this
Speaker 6: absurd nuclear reactive plan. I want to get on with
Speaker 6: the building of renewables backed by gas and batteries which
Speaker 6: will be cheaper for households under US, and make sure
Speaker 6: that we take advantage of the opportunities that are there
Speaker 6: from some of the ships that are happening in the
Speaker 6: global economy and continue to do things like support the
Speaker 6: still works there at Wayala.
Speaker 2: These are all fantastic long term plans. Yes, longterm plans.
Speaker 2: Let's miss prim mini. So let's talk short term plans.
Speaker 2: And let's say and everything goes well, and obviously tomorrow
Speaker 2: night you are told that you will still be the
Speaker 2: prime Ministuff. What happens? What happens in celebration tomorrow night?
Speaker 2: Do you do you go straight to bed? Do you
Speaker 2: have a celebratory dinnity? Do you and Jody go absolutely
Speaker 2: off your face out of that? What happens?
Speaker 8: What happens?
Speaker 6: Well, the tradition is that whoever is not successful rings
Speaker 6: the person who is successful to put it in that
Speaker 6: polite way and concedes defeat, and then they give the
Speaker 6: first speech, and then the person who is going to
Speaker 6: be prime minister gives a second speech. Last time around,
Speaker 6: I did a local club in my electorate. It was
Speaker 6: pretty late, So let me just say this. The audience
Speaker 6: was pretty loose bout eleven. They'd been watching the show
Speaker 6: for about five hours. The results come in, and so
Speaker 6: they were pretty excited because it had been quite a
Speaker 6: while before Labor had won an election. I'll have my
Speaker 6: event election night event at local venue in the inner
Speaker 6: West of Sydney, and so I'll have to give a
Speaker 6: speech to Eli to be a really good or a
Speaker 6: really miserable one for me and for everyone in the
Speaker 6: room of supporters.
Speaker 9: But then.
Speaker 6: If we're successful, the work begins the next day. Last
Speaker 6: time around, I went and just had a cup of
Speaker 6: coffee with some of my friends. Indeed, last time around,
Speaker 6: I came out in the morning of my home in
Speaker 6: Marrackle there to get the morning papers that I was
Speaker 6: wearing a footy jumper on my jarmi bottom, so that
Speaker 6: aped that appeared on the front page of every newspaper.
Speaker 6: So I'll be a wake up this time and be
Speaker 6: more conscious of not wondering out at six am after
Speaker 6: three hours sleep and looking looking pretty ordinary. So that
Speaker 6: was my first photographic shots in the Monday morning papers
Speaker 6: last night.
Speaker 2: I just sort of feel like, I mean, there's so
Speaker 2: many people sort of seeing on the edge of who
Speaker 2: they're going to vote for. Let's never use word armies
Speaker 2: ever again.
Speaker 6: That's why they were put jama bottom, That's what they were.
Speaker 4: Prime Minister. Do you have a walkout song in victory?
Speaker 10: Do you?
Speaker 6: Did?
Speaker 3: They come to your people and say what would you
Speaker 3: like to play if indeed you are victorious? And can
Speaker 3: I suggest Chaperone's Pink Pony Club that I think that
Speaker 3: would be.
Speaker 6: Well, it would be certainly. It's a great song and
Speaker 6: it's been covered by lots of people as well, I
Speaker 6: have noticed. But my song is Sounds of Ben by
Speaker 6: Ganga Jang that we've got approval of doing, and throughout
Speaker 6: the campaign that's what we've been playing out. Everyone thinks
Speaker 6: it's called this is Australia, that song, and there's so
Speaker 6: much about our great bast nation that I've been crossing,
Speaker 6: not just for the last five weeks, but certainly for
Speaker 6: the last three years.
Speaker 3: As PM, I know that you're a very busy man
Speaker 3: today and we're going to let you go. I just
Speaker 3: have one last question. Should the unthinkable happen and you
Speaker 3: do in fact lose, how long do they give you
Speaker 3: to get out of the lodge? How long before you
Speaker 3: have to pack up all your gear and move out
Speaker 3: of dodge?
Speaker 6: Well, I said to mister Morrison on election night last
Speaker 6: year to just let us know when that was okay,
Speaker 6: I wasn't in any great rush. I do note that
Speaker 6: Peter Dutton has already measured up the curtains of Curabilly
Speaker 6: House to living not the lodge, because he said that
Speaker 6: early early in the campaign, he said he'd lived there.
Speaker 6: But you know, I think one of the things about
Speaker 6: Australia is that we're respectful of democratic processes and I
Speaker 6: would certainly be respectable if if that happens. You know,
Speaker 6: we are putting ourselves forward for the Australian people. I
Speaker 6: think there is a real choice. We have a plan
Speaker 6: to build on the work that was done in our
Speaker 6: first term, the strength of Medicare and to have that
Speaker 6: free tape and cut students death by twenty percent, cut taxes.
Speaker 6: I think we're put forward a positive plan for the
Speaker 6: next three years and I'm hopeful of a good result,
Speaker 6: but I'll accept the verdict of the Australian people.
Speaker 3: Prime Minister Anthony Albanezi all the very best for tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Is going to give you the opportunity to make a
Speaker 4: last minute pitch.
Speaker 2: I think you just do.
Speaker 3: It's not too late to change your mind about Chapel
Speaker 3: Rohan ahead of tomorrow.
Speaker 11: Okay, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: And now Joe as we just spoke to the Prime
Speaker 2: Minister of current Prime Minister. Yes, that is mister Anthony Aberneze.
Speaker 2: So it would be almost criminal of us not to
Speaker 2: speak to someone else who's very very important.
Speaker 4: Yes, in the interest of fairness and equality.
Speaker 3: We have the leader of the Opposition, Peta Dutton in
Speaker 3: the studio with us and Pat. Sorry, that was a
Speaker 3: real quick turnaround from the Prime Minister to you, So
Speaker 3: I a little run welcome, a big day for you tomorrow.
Speaker 3: We just spoke to the Prime Minister about his routine
Speaker 3: ahead of what he will do tonight and tomorrow morning.
Speaker 4: What will you do? What's the process for Jodie?
Speaker 7: Thank you and Hoesy. Great to see both. It's just
Speaker 7: a crazy sort of run to the finish line now.
Speaker 7: So we're busy on and off planes and visiting marginal
Speaker 7: seats and it's been an exciting campaign.
Speaker 8: Honestly, we do live in the best country in the world.
Speaker 7: I know we say that, but we've met some amazing
Speaker 7: people here in Adelaide and right across the country and
Speaker 7: you know, some sad stories as well. People really doing
Speaker 7: it tough at the moment, and I think in part
Speaker 7: that's what this election is about. How can you manage
Speaker 7: the economy and help people with cost of living pressures
Speaker 7: and our policy around twenty five per cent a leter
Speaker 7: cut for fuel is really important. And twelve hundred dollars
Speaker 7: back by way of taxurybat just to help people with
Speaker 7: the immediate cost that they've got now and then fix
Speaker 7: the economy up from there and try and bring some
Speaker 7: of the prices down, foods up by thirty percent at
Speaker 7: the moment, which is really crunching a lot of families
Speaker 7: and a lot of budgets.
Speaker 3: You'll be shocked to hear that we're not going to
Speaker 3: get overly political here on the Jody and Hazy Show.
Speaker 2: I'm relieved to hear that, mainly through a lack of understanding.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please, where will this election be run? And one tomorrow?
Speaker 8: There are a couple of seats.
Speaker 7: Obviously, we've got a great candidate here in Nicole Flint
Speaker 7: in Boothby, so that's a marginal seat to watch here.
Speaker 7: And James Stevens in Sturt has done a great job
Speaker 7: and he'll i think, increase his margin where he is,
Speaker 7: but he's really worked hard. The spence I would watch
Speaker 7: as a seat here in South Australia as well. And
Speaker 7: then the big numbers are probably in Victoria as well.
Speaker 7: There are probably a dozen seats that are in play
Speaker 7: in Victoria alone, and then you go to New South Wales,
Speaker 7: WA and maybe a couple in Queensland as well. So
Speaker 7: it's sort of an across the board spread, but it's
Speaker 7: it's much tighter than what the polls are showing at
Speaker 7: the moment. That the really interesting thing is the seat
Speaker 7: by seat analysis where you've got somebody who's working really hard,
Speaker 7: they've been knocking on doors, they've made a real impact
Speaker 7: locally and you're seeing that coming through and some of
Speaker 7: the individual seat results.
Speaker 3: What are people telling you? What are the people of
Speaker 3: Australia telling you? Are the real issues that matter to them.
Speaker 7: The real issue has been cost of living and as
Speaker 7: I say, food's up by thirty percent, growth for electricity
Speaker 7: is up by thirty two percent, gases up by forty percent,
Speaker 7: close to forty percent. Some small businesses we've been to
Speaker 7: go and see, you know, running a cafe and they're
Speaker 7: renegotiating their power contract that's gone up by one hundred
Speaker 7: percent and they're saying, look, it's killing us because we
Speaker 7: know we've passed on as much of the cost as
Speaker 7: we can in increasing the cost of a cup of
Speaker 7: coffee or you know, toasted sandwich, whatever it might be,
Speaker 7: and our business just doesn't work anymore. So been some
Speaker 7: really really sad stories, and that's why I say, I think,
Speaker 7: you know, the Liberal Party always manages the economy and
Speaker 7: money more effectively, and that's what can help bring some
Speaker 7: of those down.
Speaker 4: Are you confident tomorrow night?
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 8: I am confident.
Speaker 7: I've seen this movie before, and in twenty nineteen, the
Speaker 7: book is paid out on Bill short and winning on
Speaker 7: the Friday, and of course he lost on the Saturday.
Speaker 8: No one saw it coming.
Speaker 7: And when I look at the seat by seat analysis,
Speaker 7: it's a very similar story this time around. So we've
Speaker 7: just got to go hard to the finish line, talk
Speaker 7: to as many people as we can. And I know
Speaker 7: a lot of people are disinterested and don't sort of
Speaker 7: switch on right until they have to pick up the
Speaker 7: pencil to vote in the polling boost. But we live
Speaker 7: at a great democracy and we shouldn't take what we've
Speaker 7: got for granted. So it's an important vote this election.
Speaker 4: The PM just said that you've measured up the curtains
Speaker 4: at Curebilly House. Is that true?
Speaker 7: He's talking about winning what he's going to do to
Speaker 7: win the third term. He hasn't won the second yet,
Speaker 7: so hardly going to take out of hubrius advice from
Speaker 7: the PM.
Speaker 2: Can I just ask you something, Can we just veer
Speaker 2: away from politics and everything just for a second. How
Speaker 2: the hell do you switch off? How do you separate yourself?
Speaker 11: Do you?
Speaker 2: How do you separate yourself with everything that's going on?
Speaker 2: Because you jokingly said to us before, oh you had
Speaker 2: ratings yesterday, we're kind of in the same situation. There's
Speaker 2: a bit more pressure on yourself.
Speaker 7: So you guys smashed it right, So obviously did a
Speaker 7: great job and got good loyal audience out there who
Speaker 7: appreciate the show.
Speaker 2: So it was nice. It was nice, Yeah, good, good. Well,
Speaker 2: there's so much going on with social media, there's so
Speaker 2: much pressure. How do you switch off and, for example,
Speaker 2: get a good night's sleep.
Speaker 7: Well it's a bit harder now because our kids are
Speaker 7: Bex twenty three, Harry's twenty, and Tom's nineteen. So for me,
Speaker 7: what used to be, I guess the sort of the
Speaker 7: part of the week that I look for too most
Speaker 7: was watching them play sport. Beack used to swim boys,
Speaker 7: played footy and just going there on a you know,
Speaker 7: to watch them on a Friday night train or go
Speaker 7: and watch them play on a Saturday. It was a
Speaker 7: complete switch off from work and you watch them develop
Speaker 7: and enjoy and they loved having you there. So that
Speaker 7: was a really special part of life. But where we
Speaker 7: live at home, where on a few aey becres, we've
Speaker 7: got some cattle and I throw on a pair of
Speaker 7: shorts and just muck around and be normal and no
Speaker 7: camera and no phone and jump out on the right
Speaker 7: on mile whatever it might be.
Speaker 8: And and I've also done that with the kids. They've
Speaker 8: they've enjoyed that lifestyle as well.
Speaker 7: So it's it's being able to switch off, which you've
Speaker 7: got to do because it's you know, a lot of
Speaker 7: the time, it's twenty four to seven and it's long hours,
Speaker 7: but but it is worth it because you can do
Speaker 7: a lot of good in this job.
Speaker 4: Look at you too, Just a couple of farm always
Speaker 4: made for it.
Speaker 2: Is a couple of bike shirtlet's riding writing Mars.
Speaker 8: That's not an hazy if you might be a not of.
Speaker 3: Me thought up, Peter, don't thank you so much for
Speaker 3: joining us in the studio.
Speaker 4: You're a very busy man. Hopefully you get some downtime
Speaker 4: over the next twenty four hours.
Speaker 8: Really appreciate it. Thank you very much for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 2: just having a bit of chat off air, and I
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Speaker 3: One of my favorite skits is where you all wake
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Speaker 12: The following segment is the mature audiences only and may
Speaker 12: contain how all content, graphic language and nudity, not that
Speaker 12: you'll see it is easily offended.
Speaker 4: Well, you're about to find out.
Speaker 2: Just how easily your father.
Speaker 4: He's on the money, Jody and Hazy six, shake.
Speaker 2: It out, Joe's those loose bits. Get them out of
Speaker 2: your system before we straighten up up to seven o'class.
Speaker 4: Okay, got it, got it.
Speaker 2: I'll say this much for free. Every parent knows it self.
Speaker 2: Care can be hard to come by thanks to the
Speaker 2: daily grind of raising kids. Am I right? So true?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, finding time for yourself is just very difficult.
Speaker 2: Oh good luck. One particular mum in Queen's Land got
Speaker 2: more than she bargained for after booking a massage. Her
Speaker 2: name is Sophie Ye, and she thought she was heading
Speaker 2: for a regular massage parlor, only to discover that the
Speaker 2: business was actually a brothel. Let's hear from Sophie.
Speaker 12: You know, in hindsight, there were there were flags and
Speaker 12: they were red and waving. When it was halfway through,
Speaker 12: a guy walked in and he was like, your own,
Speaker 12: I'm going to wait for the other person, and I
Speaker 12: was like, hey, whatever, she's actually giving me a great
Speaker 12: massage affairs man. But then she didn't change the towel
Speaker 12: or the facing or anything. When I left, she was
Speaker 12: just like out next. They were probably so confused as
Speaker 12: to saying, I'm a britsal neck.
Speaker 2: I think this is Well. Every time I see massage
Speaker 2: parlor anywhere, the initial thought is is this dodgy? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it dodgy?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Is it going to finish in a that you wouldn't
Speaker 2: display on the window?
Speaker 3: The place that I go to has signs everywhere, yes,
Speaker 3: saying it non sexual massage, which is good.
Speaker 2: But and I went in there and I was like, hey,
Speaker 2: can I have a sexual message? Like read the sign?
Speaker 3: Well, she was saying dew He was saying to me
Speaker 3: that they laugh in her face sometimes when she's like
Speaker 3: shakes her head when they asked for it, and she's like, no,
Speaker 3: absolutely not.
Speaker 2: So they're walking where it says a non sexual message
Speaker 2: and they still ask for some sort of sexual activity.
Speaker 4: Yes, absolutely, isn't that dodgy?
Speaker 8: Sorry?
Speaker 2: What's the name do we?
Speaker 4: Dewey? I love doing.
Speaker 3: She gives the best massage in the world. I've had
Speaker 3: this happen to me, can I say, excuse me very much?
Speaker 3: I went to a place that was near me. I'd
Speaker 3: never been there before, and it was a guy and
Speaker 3: I don't know what he thought, but he started to
Speaker 3: get sort of, you know, a bit handsy in an
Speaker 3: area that he shouldn't it, And I leaped off.
Speaker 4: The table and got out of there.
Speaker 2: Where was this? Where was it?
Speaker 4: I'm not going to say.
Speaker 3: I don't want to say, but it was like it
Speaker 3: looked perfectly respectable, but it definitely wasn't.
Speaker 4: I got out of dodge. You couldn't get out of
Speaker 4: there quick enough?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 4: What is it about me that made him think that
Speaker 4: that's what I wanted?
Speaker 2: I'm not sure, but what I will say is, please
Speaker 2: forgive him for not reading the circumstances. Given you had
Speaker 2: the mass out of three am on Harley Street. You're
Speaker 2: a healthy person, Jones, and you're into all sorts of
Speaker 2: new health trends.
Speaker 4: Yes, I'm not really into this one though. Have you
Speaker 4: ever been for a fart.
Speaker 2: Walk straight to it?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 2: Can I be honest with you?
Speaker 8: Not this morning?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: I think Unfortunately, I don't know why I'm going to
Speaker 2: say this. Blokes are so much gassier than women.
Speaker 4: Why is that?
Speaker 2: Why is that unbelieved? You know, I've never I have
Speaker 2: even that.
Speaker 3: I don't know if that's true.
Speaker 4: Are you into a fart walk? I could get around
Speaker 4: that for sure. Really, really, do you get it out? Okay?
Speaker 2: She's in the confinements of a studio, though, to.
Speaker 3: Explain what it is, please so this TikTok has shared
Speaker 3: that she and her husband typically go on a sixty
Speaker 3: minute fart walk after dinner. She said, we eat a
Speaker 3: lot of fire bus so we have gas and everybody does,
Speaker 3: so you fart when you walk. But the main reason
Speaker 3: we do fart walks is by walking as for as
Speaker 3: little as two minutes, we are reducing our chances of
Speaker 3: developing type two diabetes.
Speaker 4: And they say it helps you age better. Really, if
Speaker 4: you go for a fart walk, do you squeeze yours
Speaker 4: in in front of your wife?
Speaker 2: Or wow?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what this must? This might be an
Speaker 2: age thing as well. I'm not sure because I'm thirty
Speaker 2: nine years old. I used to I used to wake
Speaker 2: up and be like, oh my gosh, I've got a
Speaker 2: lot to expel and maybe need to go for a
Speaker 2: bit of a fire walk. And now car would be like,
Speaker 2: are you fine? It was like one o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 2: and what she did was disgusting. They're like, I don't
Speaker 2: remember doing that. I'm am I now fighting sleep?
Speaker 4: You're asleep?
Speaker 6: Far?
Speaker 2: Is that a thing people naturally do that? I didn't
Speaker 2: used to do that and now I do it?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think every now and then, Gregotty, let's one slip.
Speaker 2: Out in this, hasn't he? I wonder what he's dreaming about.
Speaker 12: I don't know.
Speaker 4: It's a very odd concept. There are a lot of people.
Speaker 3: I know a lot of people have been married for
Speaker 3: fifty odd years and have never farted in front of
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've never Carl's never fart in front of me? Yeah,
Speaker 2: what's that's crazy?
Speaker 9: Ron?
Speaker 2: Every time I mentioned that to someone, they're like, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: It is ridiculous, And that's not I'm not against it
Speaker 2: at all. She just I don't know why she just hasn't.
Speaker 3: I say this with all due respect, but is your
Speaker 3: wife just walking around squeezing her cheeks.
Speaker 4: All the time?
Speaker 2: Well, maybe she is, or when I'm out of the house,
Speaker 2: it's just like bam.
Speaker 5: It's Joey and.
Speaker 2: Daily today. Yeah, that's right, our daily debate where we
Speaker 2: talk about the topics that matter, the genuine questions that
Speaker 2: people want answers to.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was actually in Parliament yesterday for ten years first
Speaker 3: doing a story and I was trying to explain to
Speaker 3: Malie's advisor about our debut.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go here to go down to the top.
Speaker 3: Have been listening into our debates. We've done Tomato sauce
Speaker 3: speaking k sauce.
Speaker 8: Today.
Speaker 3: We did make the best prime minister at Caunita or
Speaker 3: talk and he genuinely looked.
Speaker 2: At me like I was a moral Really, I thought
Speaker 2: you about to say. He looked at me like finally
Speaker 2: people are asking.
Speaker 8: The right question.
Speaker 3: She did say, I wish I could listen to Nova,
Speaker 3: but of course he is forced to listen to the
Speaker 3: more serious stations that delve into the political problems with
Speaker 3: actual seriousness.
Speaker 2: That's completely fine. He's stapled onto five double A. We'll
Speaker 2: take that, producer, Molly, this is our final chance to
Speaker 2: ask a question that matters to the people. What have
Speaker 2: we got today?
Speaker 4: Well, all week jobs, Yes, you have been ragging on Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Correct if you've missed it. We've put together a little compilation.
Speaker 4: Oh great, the CBD in Melbourne is like Gotham City.
Speaker 6: Really.
Speaker 4: It is dark, it is drab, it is filthy.
Speaker 3: There are so many homeless people, which is awful and sad,
Speaker 3: and so many people just.
Speaker 4: Like yelling at the clouds.
Speaker 3: The first era was we went to south Bank, a
Speaker 3: very classy.
Speaker 4: Expensive area. It's expensive. We just went for a casual lunch.
Speaker 4: Three of us had a couple of entrees.
Speaker 2: It was time.
Speaker 3: We had a couple of cocktails two hundred.
Speaker 4: And eighty dollars.
Speaker 2: Wait are U d or repair?
Speaker 3: On the way to south Bank, we were strolling down
Speaker 3: the street and thank god I wasn't mindlessly scrolling on
Speaker 3: my phone or anything like that, and I was actually
Speaker 3: paying attention to the filthy footpath because I was four
Speaker 3: inches away from my foot treading down on a rat.
Speaker 8: The size of the cat.
Speaker 4: It was a rat that was dead on the footpath
Speaker 4: and it was this big, and I was like, please, please,
Speaker 4: can we do?
Speaker 2: Is everyone ready to go?
Speaker 10: Three?
Speaker 2: Two way? Melbourne sucks? Mel then sucks I stand by
Speaker 2: that too, by the way, Oh yeah, oh this is
Speaker 2: this could be a very interesting topic. What have we
Speaker 2: got producing mine?
Speaker 3: Melbourne is the best city in the when not doing that?
Speaker 4: Are we.
Speaker 2: Someone's going to be four and someone's going to be
Speaker 2: against Yes, yes, we go.
Speaker 3: A lot of things in my radio career, Defending Melbourne
Speaker 3: will not be one of them.
Speaker 4: I can tell you that right now.
Speaker 2: You have to defend Melbourne after everything that you've put
Speaker 2: out there this week.
Speaker 3: That compilation didn't even take into account me teeing off
Speaker 3: on the ballarad Oval for the footing.
Speaker 2: This week, and you are really broadened to the great
Speaker 2: state of Victoria. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 4: The that's out there, all right, Jody, take your big
Speaker 4: Melbourne is the best city in the world.
Speaker 2: Okay, what have we got in there? Yes or no?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay o, No, you're going to go back on everything
Speaker 2: that you've been saying all week. All right, do you
Speaker 2: want to go first?
Speaker 5: Next?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good one.
Speaker 2: So I'm going to tell you why Melbourne is not
Speaker 2: the best city in the world. I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you why Melbourne sucks.
Speaker 8: Next?
Speaker 4: God, how on earth am I going to defend Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start the debate with a minute next,
Speaker 2: why Melbourne sucks? These are the questions that matter On
Speaker 2: Jodie and.
Speaker 5: Hazy, It's Joey and.
Speaker 3: Daily Today.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's right, the election is happening tomorrow, and we thought,
Speaker 2: why don't we just use this space, this platform to
Speaker 2: actually ask some questions that matter. That's shape a nation.
Speaker 3: Albo and Dutto are both in Adelaide at the moment,
Speaker 3: actually making their last minute pictures. There's been a couple
Speaker 3: of debates between our leaders. I mean, sure, it gets
Speaker 3: a little bit childish every now and then, but that's
Speaker 3: why we love it and we embrace it.
Speaker 4: And we thought, you know what, we're going to have
Speaker 4: our own debates about the things that matter.
Speaker 2: All right, this is our last chance to really really
Speaker 2: impact the nation. The question is Melbourne is the best
Speaker 2: city in the world. You drew the short straw and
Speaker 2: you're going to say yes, yes, and I'm going to
Speaker 2: say no, it is not the best city in the world.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to go first?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 4: Please? This is on the back of me ragging on
Speaker 4: Melbourne A week.
Speaker 2: Time is mine. Here we go, everybody with me. Melbourne
Speaker 2: is Mels Where do I start? The trap think sucks,
Speaker 2: The coffee is pretentious, the people are obnoxious, and the
Speaker 2: weather is wildly inconsistent. Melbourne is where you'll find Collingwood.
Speaker 2: And we've all been annoyed by a prize supporter at
Speaker 2: one stage in our lives. They're everywhere in the cracks
Speaker 2: in the sewers, and they'll tell you how much they
Speaker 2: love Nick Dacos. We get it, guys, He's perfect. And finally,
Speaker 2: people in Melbourne don't know how to pronounce Melbourne. Why
Speaker 2: do they say Melbourne? It's Melbourne not Melbourne.
Speaker 9: Why.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you why. Because it's the home of the
Speaker 2: hipster brother Ooh do you know what I'm saying? In conclusion,
Speaker 2: Melbourne sucks? Guys. Oh my god, I'd killed for a
Speaker 2: piccolo right now.
Speaker 6: Very nice.
Speaker 2: That's all it needs to be said.
Speaker 4: That's all that needs to be said. Well done. Okay,
Speaker 4: coming up next, how are you going.
Speaker 2: To go on a bat for this city? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: But how long have I got, Molly, I've got about
Speaker 3: three minutes all to put something together.
Speaker 4: You got this in defense of the great city of Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. Ahead of the election, we are asking
Speaker 2: the questions that matter somehow via a rebuttal. Next, Jody's
Speaker 2: going to tell us why Melbourne is the best city
Speaker 2: in the worlds said it before. I'll say it again.
Speaker 2: Good luck schmuck and also thirteen twenty four ten, we
Speaker 2: want to know, we want your vote straight away, Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Yes or no, it's Joey and Hazy daily today. Finally
Speaker 2: two people who care about the direction of this country
Speaker 2: now finally so true.
Speaker 3: As such, we dissected the big issues this week. Tomato
Speaker 3: or barbecue sauce on your democracy sausage?
Speaker 4: That was one.
Speaker 3: Yesterday we said who would make a better prime minister?
Speaker 4: A cat or a dog?
Speaker 3: Dog? And today you have very craftily come up with
Speaker 3: a topic, Producer Molly, and that is Melbourne is the
Speaker 3: best city in the world.
Speaker 4: You have just argued against that. I am for the affirmative,
Speaker 4: which hurts my.
Speaker 2: Soul, goes against everything you've been saying all week.
Speaker 3: I've absolutely crapped on the state of Victoria for a
Speaker 3: week now.
Speaker 4: So are you ready? Here is my defense of the
Speaker 4: city of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Melbourne five words. We stole your grand creep, Nah nah nanana.
Speaker 3: What can you say about Victoria? It has a wonderfully
Speaker 3: thriving rat population. It's the birthplace of Eric Banner, Cape
Speaker 3: Blanchette and the Minoague sisters. Speaking of while you're there,
Speaker 3: just swing by Ramsay Street and pay a visit to Bouncer.
Speaker 4: Brilliant aquatics over the border.
Speaker 3: Think the sparkling Yarrow River and you'll always have water
Speaker 3: because they've stolen it from the Murray before it gets
Speaker 3: to Adelaide. It's also the state that has the good
Speaker 3: sense and wherewith all to reject Carl and Jackie O.
Speaker 3: It's the only city where, within five minutes of each
Speaker 3: other you can watch the Australian Open, the A League
Speaker 3: and the AFL at the MCG where security is so.
Speaker 4: Loose you can smuggle in a gun.
Speaker 3: It's also home to the greatest football team on the
Speaker 3: planet with the least amount of dental care go pis.
Speaker 4: Illicit substances are so.
Speaker 3: Readily available you can basically shoot up on the street
Speaker 3: they do. And it's also the location where you can
Speaker 3: lace beef Wellington with deadly mushrooms.
Speaker 4: Melbourne uniquely different.
Speaker 3: And deliciously obnoxious about their coffee.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, Cat, I just reafirms y, you're for Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Right with Melbourne, I try disease. Great things don't seem
Speaker 2: so great, they're certainly not s a great.
Speaker 4: I did the best job I could under the circumstances.
Speaker 2: All right, the one that got made was the thriving
Speaker 2: rat population. That is it's an absolute haven.
Speaker 6: Trust me.
Speaker 2: Wow, Okay, what it feels like. We're both against Melbourne,
Speaker 2: but you were supposed to be for Melbourne. Up against
Speaker 2: Melbourne thirteen and twenty four to ten gifts call right now,
Speaker 2: we need your vote. Let's sell it is Melbourne the
Speaker 2: greatest city in the world. You can get on to
Speaker 2: social media as well at Jodi and Hazy. Please cast
Speaker 2: your vote. Phil from Freeling, good morning to you, great man.
Speaker 9: Good morning guys.
Speaker 4: We're good, We're good.
Speaker 3: Who are you leaning towards in this great debate about
Speaker 3: the city of Melbourne?
Speaker 11: Never coming out of Melbourne's find.
Speaker 2: It's nice, lovely party.
Speaker 9: Me and my dad went down to pick her up
Speaker 9: and we left on the Friday night, got there Saturday morning.
Speaker 8: I didn't even know for a Saturday morning.
Speaker 9: It was that gray and dark.
Speaker 3: The weather's a big thing, isn't it. It's just like
Speaker 3: and you can start out really nice and then just
Speaker 3: turns on.
Speaker 4: It just turns so quickly.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much. Phil just kicked it off with
Speaker 2: a nice little vote saying that Melbourne absolutely sucks that's
Speaker 2: against Melbourne, by the.
Speaker 4: Way, So that's one meal at the moment as it stands.
Speaker 2: We'd love to take a go from his thirteen and
Speaker 2: twenty four ten are you four or against Melbourne? Let's
Speaker 2: settle this great debate. Please jump on social media as
Speaker 2: well at Jody and Hazy or send us a text
Speaker 2: O full double O nine one nine. Let's settle this
Speaker 2: great debate.
Speaker 5: Next it's Joey and Hazy Daily Today.
Speaker 2: Oh jeez, what a journey is man head to the
Speaker 2: election tomorrow, Jodes and we just thought, you know, why
Speaker 2: do we take this opportunity you discuss the things that
Speaker 2: actually matched to this country. We kicked it off on
Speaker 2: Wednesday with a really really top shelf stressful question, and
Speaker 2: that is, what sort of source do you want in
Speaker 2: your democracy? Sausages, barbecues, tomato overwhelmingly tomato.
Speaker 4: One yeah, I did.
Speaker 3: And then yesterday we thought, okay, let's elevate this debate
Speaker 3: debarcle that we've got going here, and the question was
Speaker 3: who'd make a better prime minister?
Speaker 4: A catteror dog? Overwhelmingly dogs one yeap o.
Speaker 2: Cat's put up a good fight, by the way, really
Speaker 2: good fight.
Speaker 4: Cat people are surprisingly passionate.
Speaker 2: Aren't they very stubborn, very stubborn, just like their cats.
Speaker 3: Yes, So today's debate centers around the city of Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Now I've been ragging on it for the better part
Speaker 3: of a week now, and now I've been put in
Speaker 3: a position where I was forced to defend it and
Speaker 3: say Melbourne is the greatest city in the world.
Speaker 2: What I like this, well that even in your defense
Speaker 2: of Melbourne, you actually kind of bagged it. You lost
Speaker 2: me as well when you're like go pies. Nobody in
Speaker 2: South Australia wants to hear that.
Speaker 4: It was very as if aggressive, wasn't it.
Speaker 2: It's a thriving rat population. Fantastic for all the rat
Speaker 2: enthusiasts out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's on the back of the fact that
Speaker 3: I nearly stepped on one that was the size of
Speaker 3: a cat when I was over there last week.
Speaker 2: Turns out it was John Button all right, So we
Speaker 2: are putting it out there on thirteen and twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: Lot of calls coming through. Thank you for that, and
Speaker 2: also the text line is absolutely going off off for
Speaker 2: four double nine one nine nine one nine Instagram at
Speaker 2: Jodiine Hazy. I think we have a result producing moll
Speaker 2: you ready for this the great city of Melbourne. Are
Speaker 2: we four or against?
Speaker 4: Against?
Speaker 2: The people have spoken? A shocker, the people have spoken.
Speaker 4: And guess what, I've never been more happy to lose
Speaker 4: a debate, more happy in my life.
Speaker 2: Oh good stuff, guys, thank you for contributing to the
Speaker 2: questions that matter. You know who else? We should put
Speaker 2: this to? The bloody Prime Minister? Can we get Anthony
Speaker 2: Albernezy on here? Please? Yes we can.
Speaker 4: I got his number?
Speaker 2: You've number, don't you? Guys are watch this space. Let's
Speaker 2: see if we can get the Prime Minister Anthony Abernezi
Speaker 2: to talk all things big well, and that is toppings
Speaker 2: on your democracy, sausage, et cetera. Melbourne for against? All right,
Speaker 2: we'll do it after this, montell Jordan on Nova.
Speaker 4: Yes is all.
Speaker 6: I mean?
Speaker 2: Joe's and not having Fitzy on a Friday is like
Speaker 2: waking up and not having a coffee. Do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? You can't set yourself until you've had
Speaker 2: a nice hot cup.
Speaker 4: Of Fitzy one and fresh off the front bar in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Ryan Fitzgerald, good morning.
Speaker 11: Joe's hazy.
Speaker 9: I am the extra shot to your show, aren't I?
Speaker 8: Yes you are.
Speaker 2: It's potent too, your potent shot, Fitzy, well done, Yeah,
Speaker 2: or you.
Speaker 11: Could consider me an espresso martini every now and then.
Speaker 3: Hey, Fitzy, you get into Melbourne for the front bar
Speaker 3: on Channel seven. How do you find Melbourne as a city, Because,
Speaker 3: let's be honest, I've been ragging on it all week.
Speaker 9: Look I love it because of their culture. I really
Speaker 9: do think that they embrace sport and music and the
Speaker 9: arts so well. But it is just a great city
Speaker 9: to visit and walk away from it saying I could
Speaker 9: never live here.
Speaker 4: Yes, it's so true.
Speaker 3: As a city, it's pretty grim, isn't it. And I
Speaker 3: nearly stepped on a rat the size.
Speaker 2: Of a cat.
Speaker 4: I'm not even joking.
Speaker 11: Well, you'll run into an umpire every now and then.
Speaker 4: Would you ever want to move from Portan no longer? South?
Speaker 2: Is the question.
Speaker 9: I'm done, speak a fork into me, check my temperature.
Speaker 11: The roast pork is done.
Speaker 2: And I'll tell you why that This term gets lose
Speaker 2: very loosely. But I believe it is God's country down there.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it is God's country, Yes it is.
Speaker 9: Gary Ablin hasn't been there yet, so I'll have to
Speaker 9: take him down to his own country some such.
Speaker 3: We've been doing aily debates this week in honor of
Speaker 3: the election on Saturday and everyone heading to the polls
Speaker 3: to cast their vote, and we thought, I don't know
Speaker 3: that these politicians are talking about the things that matter.
Speaker 3: They're talking about medicare and the cost of living crisis
Speaker 3: and immigration and all those boring things. We've been talking about.
Speaker 3: Tomato sauce, be barbecue sauce. And who would make the
Speaker 3: better prime minister? A dog or a cat?
Speaker 4: You have one of each?
Speaker 11: Go okay?
Speaker 9: So I do have a dog and a cat. I
Speaker 9: don't have a good relationship with the cat. So definitely dogs,
Speaker 9: because dogs just greet you whenever. They're not really annoying dogs.
Speaker 9: Politicians are annoying, So maybe that would be better as
Speaker 9: a prime minister.
Speaker 2: Guys, Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 11: Can I just say with a cat, you go to
Speaker 11: give it love and it gives you nothing. So that's
Speaker 11: what politicians do. You ask them for love and they
Speaker 11: give you nothing back.
Speaker 2: That is true as well. And Anthony Albernet is very
Speaker 2: prone to a hairball every now and again as well.
Speaker 9: So the similarity, I'm licking his own nuts.
Speaker 3: You've met Prime Minister Anthony Albanezy, you've been.
Speaker 4: To his house. Basically he's like a big old labrador,
Speaker 4: isn't he?
Speaker 9: He's great?
Speaker 11: Actually, do you know what?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 11: All these brain rot marketing and advertising that they're doing
Speaker 11: and all the memes the marketing that they're doing for
Speaker 11: political ads these days. Yeah, like he's just not like
Speaker 11: that at all.
Speaker 9: There was one that showed him dropping a catch in
Speaker 9: our backyard bigger game at Kiribilly House. But what they
Speaker 9: didn't show that he went on to make forty three
Speaker 9: with the bat.
Speaker 11: He's a gun with the bat?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, what's the slogan? Can you trust this man
Speaker 2: at Gully? I don't think so.
Speaker 11: Can you trust this man to take five wicks to
Speaker 11: win the game?
Speaker 7: For you?
Speaker 1: Busy?
Speaker 3: We should quickly touch on the footy on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Eucrolis how are they going to fare against Carlton who
Speaker 3: are a bit hot and cold to say the least.
Speaker 11: This is going to be a tough one. Unfortunately I
Speaker 11: can't make it because I'll be handing out information fires
Speaker 11: for the trumpets of Patriots. I but I yeah, this
Speaker 11: is going to be an absolute built and not a
Speaker 11: good time to get Carlton. They're playing really good football
Speaker 11: at the moment, but we need to win these big games.
Speaker 11: We took a huge breath and it was an odd
Speaker 11: relief as well when we knocked off GWS, but we
Speaker 11: need to do it again and Carlton will be a
Speaker 11: great team to knock off because they're one of the
Speaker 11: informed teams in the as at the moment.
Speaker 9: So I'm going to back the Cross. We've got the
Speaker 9: Fog back, which is which he's much needed. But yeah,
Speaker 9: it's going to be a great game on Saturday.
Speaker 4: Hazey can't make it either.
Speaker 3: He'll still be out in the front of Calvary Hospital
Speaker 3: waiting for Riley Philthorpe to check on how he's fingered.
Speaker 9: You talk about the democracy sausage can't five will be
Speaker 9: having a few of those on the weekends.
Speaker 11: There's any one point.
Speaker 9: It out as well that his surname is actually probably
Speaker 9: the greatest countermeill that you can get at a pub
Speaker 9: as well.
Speaker 2: He changes the club Parmy.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, right, Fitzgerald for all your elite political news,
Speaker 3: We've come no further than you world done.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 2: Yes, what a beautiful, wholesome space this is. Or when
Speaker 2: you're winning. When you're not winning, it can be very
Speaker 2: very brutal and fierce and sometimes obnoxious.
Speaker 4: Let's be honest, you're the one that gets obnoxious. I don't.
Speaker 2: I try to be gracious in depleas I'm telling you
Speaker 2: right now, I am talking about myself.
Speaker 4: Thank you. Yes, the score for Battle of the Bangers,
Speaker 4: where we picked two.
Speaker 3: Songs against each other, is six five.
Speaker 4: And this week, apparently we've had a record number of votes.
Speaker 8: We take that.
Speaker 2: It was what two thousand and five. We got some
Speaker 2: songs from there, and yeah, it's really really gone off
Speaker 2: this week, which I'm very very happy about. So it's
Speaker 2: just a quick recollection. You've gone with this Green Day
Speaker 2: classic od a holiday and I left until last second.
Speaker 2: I had no choice but to choose this Maroon five classic.
Speaker 2: And when I say Maroon five classic, I mean the
Speaker 2: only genuine songs that's ever been written from Run five.
Speaker 8: She will be love ladies Germans.
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, so I'm getting into it too much. Sorry
Speaker 2: about sorry. I was singing from the soul then too,
Speaker 2: By the way, So what just happened? I blacked that
Speaker 2: for a second. What happened? What happened?
Speaker 4: Who's the dirty Bird? From marone five. What's isn't it?
Speaker 2: Adam Levine Andrew Hayes, watch out because Adam will slide
Speaker 2: into your Okay, camer.
Speaker 3: Guy, Josh, you know how much this means to me.
Speaker 3: You brought me a Green Day T shirt. That's how
Speaker 3: much I love this band.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, and it's a great song. It is so
Speaker 2: fingers crossed for.
Speaker 8: You, Joe, it's not right here we go?
Speaker 2: Would you like a drum roll?
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 2: Big fella, get me a big old drum roll? But
Speaker 2: it's Andrew, Hey, what did you think was gonna have
Speaker 2: for Jones? I feel like this is pretty one side
Speaker 2: of this week.
Speaker 4: I'm backed in Green Day. I just had face. It's okay,
Speaker 4: Well next time, what do we say about not being obnoxious?
Speaker 4: What did we say?
Speaker 2: I'm working on it, all right, I'm working on this space.
Speaker 2: So that takes us now to seven to five? You're
Speaker 2: ready Jone's you're ready to I think you like the
Speaker 2: song that I can, so you can appreciate it and
Speaker 2: I'll leave my obnoxiousness at the door. Thank you, to
Speaker 2: the best of my ability, here's your winning song.
Speaker 3: Very nice bugle play. Andrew Hayes, Hey, it's s a
Speaker 3: Derby date more Fortville tomorrow. It's a Group one, a
Speaker 3: million dollar race, and one of the premier jockeys in
Speaker 3: Australia is Jamie Mellum and she joins us.
Speaker 4: Now, good morning, good morning. How are you good now?
Speaker 4: You won this last year?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 7: I did?
Speaker 13: I did so, going back to back to the goal
Speaker 13: this week?
Speaker 2: Oh you raced so much, Jamie. Do you feel that
Speaker 2: sort of pressure? He just like, it doesn't matter. It's me.
Speaker 2: It's another race that I'm gonna win.
Speaker 13: Oh, it's funny, Nadlaude. Last year I did feel the pressure.
Speaker 13: I had a good chance, I thought, And it's just
Speaker 13: out of all the group ones, this was one of
Speaker 13: the specialist ones, just because it was back in my
Speaker 13: home state in front of all my friends and family.
Speaker 13: So there's definitely pressure.
Speaker 3: Now, Jamie, correct me if I'm wrong. But you're newly
Speaker 3: married to Ben. Ben is also a jockey.
Speaker 4: Are you racing against each other tomorrow?
Speaker 7: Yes we are.
Speaker 13: He's beat me all week at Warna Wolf, so I
Speaker 13: think it's my turn this weekend to write a few winners.
Speaker 4: He's beaten you this week?
Speaker 3: Has he?
Speaker 4: How does that go down at home?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 13: It was his shout last night for once, so at
Speaker 13: least you could pay for dinner.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's nice. Hey, Jamie, this is a broad question,
Speaker 2: but I'm just going to put it out there. What's
Speaker 2: it like being such a dominant female and amongst an
Speaker 2: industry where traditionally the men have ruled it and you're
Speaker 2: smashing all of them.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, it's amazing.
Speaker 13: We love beating the boys. And oh god, there's a
Speaker 13: few amazing females that's been started writing the last few years.
Speaker 3: So I think the girls are taking over absolutely, and
Speaker 3: it's all started with Michelle Paine who won the Melbourne Cup.
Speaker 3: You've been so so very close. Do you reckon this
Speaker 3: year's Spring Carnival is your turn?
Speaker 13: I hope so yes. I had a great year last year,
Speaker 13: but the spring I got one group one. I didn't
Speaker 13: have a great Spring Carnival. So hopefully this year is
Speaker 13: my year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and Jamie, for those who don't know, talk us
Speaker 3: through your preparation in terms of racing, what you have
Speaker 3: to do to get at the right weight.
Speaker 13: Well, this week's insane because I've been at Warnable all week.
Speaker 13: I fly back to write at cram and Friday night
Speaker 13: and then fly in late Friday nights Adelaide and then
Speaker 13: get a couple of hours to go for a nice
Speaker 13: walk and a little sweat before the races. But look,
Speaker 13: my weight's quite good compared to some of the guys,
Speaker 13: and I think that's the better for being a girl.
Speaker 13: The weight's a lot easier like Ben's. He doesn't have
Speaker 13: much fun. He's got to lose two three killos every
Speaker 13: day and then I have a coffee and have a
Speaker 13: piece of toast and laugh at him in the morning.
Speaker 2: But yeah, is there a time of the year where
Speaker 2: you can effectively just sort of relax and let yourself
Speaker 2: go and just not have to worry and stress about this.
Speaker 4: This is the thing. She's got a villa in BALI
Speaker 4: give it a plug if you like. But when you
Speaker 4: go over there is it. All bets are off and
Speaker 4: you can just cut sick.
Speaker 13: It's amazing because I don't get a barley sim I
Speaker 13: just turn my phone off and not speak to anyone.
Speaker 13: That's amazing. So normally winter there's racing every day of
Speaker 13: the year, such and Christmas Day, so most jockeys do
Speaker 13: ride most of the year. But winter I'm not a
Speaker 13: fan of riding in the rain and the cold, so
Speaker 13: I normally like to head up to Barley. Yeah, Phyllis,
Speaker 13: see you there you go, I'll give it a little plug.
Speaker 2: It's bin tank city up there.
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: And then when you're over there, can you just have
Speaker 4: nazy gooring for breakfast? How does it work?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 13: Yeah, absolutely, And look you might get a bit of
Speaker 13: barley belly and loose some way on the way home.
Speaker 2: Finally some barley belly.
Speaker 3: This is the thing about barley belly. You just want
Speaker 3: to get the right amount just so you feel. You know,
Speaker 3: his stomic feels flatter. Jamie all the best tomorrow up
Speaker 3: against Ben It's going to be who you on? Actually,
Speaker 3: who are you riding?
Speaker 9: One?
Speaker 13: Lavellier looked last week before the barrier drawer came out.
Speaker 13: I thought this horse would just win. It's always given
Speaker 13: me an amazing feel of a decent horse, and he
Speaker 13: just hasn't really shown up until he ran a super
Speaker 13: race last weekend and ran second. And I think the
Speaker 13: twenty five hundred will just suit him down to the ground.
Speaker 13: But now he's drawn barrier fifteen, so I'm going to
Speaker 13: have to pull out some magic and give him a
Speaker 13: good ride. But if everything works out, I think it'd
Speaker 13: be hard to beat.
Speaker 3: I remember interviewing Johnny Lets once and he called you
Speaker 3: a horse whisperer, so hopefully.
Speaker 6: Hopefully.
Speaker 3: Horse whispering and aa all right, thank you so much
Speaker 3: for joining us this morning, and all the best for tomorrow.
Speaker 13: Thanks guys,