Speaker 1: One hundred.
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody walking on Monday morning?
Speaker 1: How are we all?
Speaker 3: We got a drama straight out?
Speaker 4: Is it me?
Speaker 1: Clint's had a fall?
Speaker 3: Did you have a fall?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You fell? Or you had a fall?
Speaker 4: I had a fall. You had had a fall.
Speaker 3: We need to get you one of those buzzes around
Speaker 3: your neck.
Speaker 5: Listen to what he did, because Paul does the same thing,
Speaker 5: and I always say, you're gonna fallder.
Speaker 3: You have the fall.
Speaker 4: I was really sexy. Just picture don't picture a picture shocking.
Speaker 4: I was getting out of the shower, so I was
Speaker 4: add and wet, and yeah, I was very wet. I
Speaker 4: I just felt I slipped. There was like a small
Speaker 4: puddle and didn't have any grip and I slipped and
Speaker 4: I landed on my left bum cheek. You're a nourse
Speaker 4: may nourse and you were because I sat on your
Speaker 4: lap the other day and you've got a bony and
Speaker 4: I'm worried that I might have gave me the cracked
Speaker 4: cracked my nose. Can you break your nose?
Speaker 1: Your coxsick?
Speaker 3: You might need to massage and out it was the
Speaker 3: left cheek.
Speaker 5: Paul does this too, because he isn't real. He's a
Speaker 5: bath mat. Why don't you guys use a mat? You
Speaker 5: get out and you just stand on the wet tiles
Speaker 5: and the wet tiles and slip.
Speaker 2: I'm a mat guy, me too, and a railing.
Speaker 1: And a shower chair.
Speaker 3: I had to help up.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. I was airborne for a long time,
Speaker 4: enough time for me to think, oh my goodness, I'm
Speaker 4: going to land on my our horse.
Speaker 5: And if you put your hands on you might have
Speaker 5: broken your wrists.
Speaker 2: Luck you didn't shatter the shower screen. Yeah.
Speaker 3: No, you don't have a door.
Speaker 4: It's a walking you're at room.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're dangerous for slipping.
Speaker 4: So weird.
Speaker 2: I know your bathroom.
Speaker 1: I don't even I don't know that.
Speaker 2: Do you know that he's got the display window to
Speaker 2: the yard. Yeah, you get to put on.
Speaker 1: The show, and it's got a double sink.
Speaker 3: Left one is covered, isn't.
Speaker 4: Well. I'm glad you're alive and work you. Yeah, it's
Speaker 4: good to be here, all right. Did you guys have
Speaker 4: any falls? Nope, nope, we'll find any incidents. No, safe
Speaker 4: we can, yeah, I think safe.
Speaker 3: We can.
Speaker 1: A bit on. I'd quite a busy weak All.
Speaker 2: Right, Well, look we'll get to that coming up in
Speaker 2: the next few minutes. We've got a huge show coming
Speaker 2: up today. Harry mckaye is in after Seventh Morning.
Speaker 4: He kicked the seiler. Nice when unbelievable.
Speaker 3: Nice when, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Footy was very close games.
Speaker 4: Do we need to have our annual debate about the draw?
Speaker 1: No, let it live on.
Speaker 4: I agree, tradition lives on.
Speaker 2: Give me even the coach sounded disappointed, he said in
Speaker 2: the after match press conference, and a bit of a
Speaker 2: weird feeling.
Speaker 5: I still think they need a song for the drawer though,
Speaker 5: because it's the silence afterwards and everyone goes, oh.
Speaker 4: Like a hybrid version of both the clubs remix.
Speaker 1: Look at DJ Scuttery mix.
Speaker 4: Guttery to remix the song Hey.
Speaker 2: Coming up in the first twenty minutes of the show.
Speaker 2: We got cash to give away for our six o'clockers.
Speaker 2: We just think if you're on the road early, you
Speaker 2: deserve to win. So we're gonna offload money nice and
Speaker 2: early this morning to you. How you can win that?
Speaker 2: After Ed Sheeran, this is old phone on Nova. Good morning.
Speaker 5: Did everyone have a nice weekend? Had a lovely Mother's Day?
Speaker 5: We have a nice day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, The boys make breakfast and Bears.
Speaker 2: Melbourne's got some amazing restaurants. We do beautiful cafes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know this one in South Melbourne that's just all
Speaker 2: over Instagram. So we went to the pancake parlor. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I did some delight.
Speaker 1: Loved it though. That's a real mother's stage. What she
Speaker 1: wanted is that what she wanted? That's living? How good?
Speaker 2: I was like, what do you want? I want the
Speaker 2: Shelly Temple.
Speaker 1: I got up here, Shelly t it's in Underland.
Speaker 4: I love to flake cream there no real life cream.
Speaker 1: What about the w Yeah, I haven't been there in
Speaker 1: many years?
Speaker 2: Actually nothing.
Speaker 1: I got up early and did the mother say classic
Speaker 1: with my mar.
Speaker 6: Huge?
Speaker 4: How was the web.
Speaker 1: Nineteen thousand or something? Insane? That was Sunday morning, but
Speaker 1: Saturday morning?
Speaker 4: Yes, I talk to me.
Speaker 1: Face traumatic situation.
Speaker 4: I think I know.
Speaker 1: When I was lying in bed on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Morning, Oh yeah, I faced.
Speaker 1: I just flicked the TV on and I heard.
Speaker 4: Would you say traumatic or would you say entertaining?
Speaker 5: Some woman dressed in a gold suit said coming up
Speaker 5: next is a limping that she couldn't quite split it out,
Speaker 5: the limping sinking battle, And there was Ali Petrowski, Yes, my.
Speaker 4: Co host on Weekend.
Speaker 5: Today, strangely sitting on a desk chair with wheeling around issues.
Speaker 4: So she was there, didn't she.
Speaker 1: Why didn't she do anything?
Speaker 4: Because it was meant to be a smoke machine which
Speaker 4: which broke, which was meant to give up the impression
Speaker 4: she was.
Speaker 1: On the moon, but instead she just wheeled around on
Speaker 1: a desk chair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, the budget isn't extraordinary.
Speaker 1: Now, who's this?
Speaker 4: Later? So you're doing a.
Speaker 2: Lip sync battle on the Weekend Today show, sink battle.
Speaker 5: That's I don't know if you remember seeing Timothy Chlamy
Speaker 5: when he did a Limpsey lip sync battle, but it
Speaker 5: was hot.
Speaker 2: pH Tom Tom holand doing Rhianna umbrella was incredible.
Speaker 1: So then it was Clintston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I second up now.
Speaker 1: He tried to do Tom crowis in risky business?
Speaker 4: Look at me here? I didn't really didn't slide.
Speaker 1: Did you have your grandma's grippy socks on?
Speaker 2: Were we were in socks from jump that they had
Speaker 2: a little rubber bit of pins are pretty good?
Speaker 5: Actually, did you have a for this? So if you
Speaker 5: missed it, he's in his box of shorts. He's bombs socks.
Speaker 5: Get the guy Bonds Ambassadors.
Speaker 4: Ship and look I'm holding a gold Lokie.
Speaker 1: And then you flip to a broom. Look at it.
Speaker 1: I will say, if you were Helen Richie on Dancing
Speaker 1: with the Stars Chase Howl, I'd.
Speaker 2: Just be focusing on breathing, on bread breathing. I would say,
Speaker 2: hats off to you for the.
Speaker 1: Commitment, which I think Ellie Petrewski might regret just willing
Speaker 1: around on the disk.
Speaker 4: My issue here is that when they come up with
Speaker 4: these concepts, you've got two options, you treat three actions.
Speaker 5: Because the carry on for five days leading up to
Speaker 5: that performance. The panic would text me every night and
Speaker 5: be like, you never guess what they're telling me to do. Now,
Speaker 5: they've sent me choreography to learn, and they've asked me
Speaker 5: to do a rehearsal.
Speaker 1: Come in for an early rehearsal.
Speaker 4: But you eat the lean into it.
Speaker 1: But you didn't do anything. You just spun around me.
Speaker 1: Did you practice the slide?
Speaker 4: I did, yeah, but I practiced on a different piece
Speaker 4: of flooring.
Speaker 3: Well that's where it went.
Speaker 1: Wrong the morning when you slipped in the shower.
Speaker 4: Anyway, that's on the Today Show Facebook page. If anyone
Speaker 4: whats the long.
Speaker 1: I think it'll be.
Speaker 2: You're gonna prop up on our on our looked pretty good.
Speaker 1: You look hot. You look just like Tom Cruise.
Speaker 3: We're watching the same thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said, look at that, look at the squat.
Speaker 4: I said, I was Tom Cruise minus is Scientology. And
Speaker 4: then I realized that Tom Cruise on the show this week.
Speaker 5: Good morning, it's a chili. It feels a bit fresh
Speaker 5: this morning. Oh yeah, it's seventeen degrees. Yeah, my house
Speaker 5: was freezing.
Speaker 4: It was. It was quite mild. I thought, getting into
Speaker 4: the car this morning.
Speaker 1: My house felt like an ice cube.
Speaker 2: It's gonna turn on the heater, Dune, It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a heater season yet, is it right?
Speaker 2: Freak out?
Speaker 4: He and Dad's last night and Dad went to turn
Speaker 4: the heater on and couldn't turn it on. You know, batteries.
Speaker 4: He hasn't used the heater in twelve months.
Speaker 1: You mean in the remote, battery operated.
Speaker 4: In the remote.
Speaker 3: He can't be getting off the recliner.
Speaker 4: But it is heat, Sayson. You know.
Speaker 2: Clinton's mum went out for coffee and cake last night
Speaker 2: at ten pm.
Speaker 7: Late.
Speaker 4: It was sort of in the.
Speaker 1: You have to do something after the neurals, just the
Speaker 1: two of you.
Speaker 4: Dad came along. It was a Melbourne place in Port Melbourne,
Speaker 4: can't remember the name, but it was lovely. And then
Speaker 4: a little bit of a little cake across here at
Speaker 4: the paper shop Deli in South Melbourn.
Speaker 1: Oh lovely, very nice. We had a bit of a
Speaker 1: situation at our mother's stone. I'll tell you a bit
Speaker 1: later what happened.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, Liz was not happy and you don't want
Speaker 5: an unhappy mum on Mother's Day Day. In fact, Steph,
Speaker 5: my sister in law who was mum also not happy.
Speaker 4: Jam what about Nan day too.
Speaker 1: And had the time of her life.
Speaker 5: That's just got out of hospital with the new shoulder
Speaker 5: and the new hip, and.
Speaker 1: She is out for lunch.
Speaker 3: Just men, tip it for your back.
Speaker 1: Nah doesn't drink, hasn't ever drink drunk. Not really.
Speaker 2: She the designator.
Speaker 1: She's ninety four, so well yeah right, so actually, yeah.
Speaker 4: You won't happy.
Speaker 1: She was happy?
Speaker 2: Is she the designated driver normally in that situation?
Speaker 1: No, she justn't driving more ninety three?
Speaker 2: No, fair point, fair point. We should be taking his
Speaker 2: license and he's in the early forties.
Speaker 4: To speak.
Speaker 2: Spotted where I want to take you to McDonald's into
Speaker 2: a Zealand where a video has just emerged, which is
Speaker 2: quite odd because this was actually a film back at Easter,
Speaker 2: but it's only just gone viral of movie star Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: In a bucket hat on God he still he's got
Speaker 1: great s, looks.
Speaker 2: Like a farm and shirt. He's been spotted in a
Speaker 2: Macas drive through in New Zealand.
Speaker 1: Is filming it?
Speaker 3: No, No, Someone saw him in the car park waiting
Speaker 3: with his window down. They ran over.
Speaker 2: They put their arm in the old selfie mode and
Speaker 2: was like, can you say high to my dad?
Speaker 1: Was he nice about it?
Speaker 2: He's like, oh no, no, no, and then they said
Speaker 2: oh sorry, and he goes, okay, no, I'm sorry, hey dad,
Speaker 2: how you going?
Speaker 3: I've got to keep moving?
Speaker 4: Is Brad in the waiting bay? I think Brad's in
Speaker 4: the waiting day He's not. He's waiting for the nuggets.
Speaker 4: You cannot park Brad Pitt for the nuggets?
Speaker 1: Yeah you can, because he wants him fresh, waiting for.
Speaker 4: An apple pie.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, I wouldn't recognize him. No, son, he's
Speaker 2: in a bucket hat in New Zealand. I wouldn't go
Speaker 2: bugging me.
Speaker 5: That's unless you knew Brad Pitt was in town looking
Speaker 5: for him. Did you say that weird photo of Harry
Speaker 5: Styles the other day in there? Oh no, No, he
Speaker 5: had the heart off, wasn't he the vattic.
Speaker 4: He went to see the Pope? He did what like
Speaker 4: a one on one at.
Speaker 1: That said my boyfriend is techno? No, now was.
Speaker 2: It a shirt?
Speaker 1: It was a hat and it said.
Speaker 4: They doing shirt reprints?
Speaker 1: Now, no, it was a hat.
Speaker 3: You have butchered this there was that? Was it a
Speaker 3: meet and greet with the pope? Like one on one.
Speaker 4: And greets? Yet?
Speaker 3: Is he side note?
Speaker 2: Have you seen if he's a cardinal or he's just
Speaker 2: one of the fathers. But there's a priest whose mates
Speaker 2: with the pope who's out there doing a lot of
Speaker 2: media at the moment. What a fake pope? Like like
Speaker 2: a mates with the pope? He's a father?
Speaker 1: Oh right now, it's my boyfriend. Was what the hat said?
Speaker 2: Now we can rest And he called the Pope on
Speaker 2: speakerphone while he was doing an interview. Was just to
Speaker 2: let you know you're alive. And you hear the Pope
Speaker 2: go what right now? You guys like, yeah, I'm doing
Speaker 2: an interview.
Speaker 5: You can't be doween that with no warning. Exactly did
Speaker 5: you see the Pope's brother get interviewed? He got like doors,
Speaker 5: stopped at his house in America and spoke to your
Speaker 5: brother because I talked to him every day and they go,
Speaker 5: what do you?
Speaker 1: What have you been doing? Because just before it all
Speaker 1: went down, we're playing.
Speaker 2: Wordle Yeah, he's quite active on the old world.
Speaker 1: And he watched the movie what's it called?
Speaker 2: Oh here we go not with facts today?
Speaker 5: Conclave, watched the conclave before he went into the conclave.
Speaker 3: What is he wearing in the conclave?
Speaker 1: The Pope had I had on and said, techo is
Speaker 1: my boyfriend.
Speaker 4: Had you watched Weekend Monday Wheak Cross too?
Speaker 1: I had to turn Weekend Today off because I saw
Speaker 1: you in your undies.
Speaker 4: Nights to Chicago to the pizza house where Pope Leo
Speaker 4: formerly Robert Provost ordered his pizza.
Speaker 1: All the big stories on Weekend Today, guys.
Speaker 2: And what year did he get pizza from there?
Speaker 1: Just a couple of weeks ago you said what was
Speaker 1: his order?
Speaker 4: And Pepperoni?
Speaker 1: I knew you were going to say pepper And that's.
Speaker 2: What I would like to ask this morning, thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten, have you served a.
Speaker 1: Celebrity in your restaurant in your show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe you're trading and you've done some work at
Speaker 3: someone's house.
Speaker 1: Agreement they can they not a confidentiality. What was on
Speaker 1: the hat tech noo is my boyfriend? They sold then
Speaker 1: they sold out.
Speaker 4: We can get we can get a reprint.
Speaker 2: Was the executive producer Brody. Was it you would serve
Speaker 2: warning back in the day.
Speaker 1: It was he came in. It was he came into
Speaker 1: my butcher. I believe he ordered sausages and like chicken filets.
Speaker 1: Maybe sounds like a good butcher order.
Speaker 5: It's solid, I said Natalie Bassing when I worked at
Speaker 5: the Cuba.
Speaker 2: Trading out on that story, because I told the same story.
Speaker 1: Did you give her a little dissy babe?
Speaker 5: I was like, she's reachucking upsellar and I'll I'll get
Speaker 5: a pick. You had to hit like a sales each
Speaker 5: had a targeting. I'll just try and tell her she
Speaker 5: looks so good in it, she might buy two. Yeah,
Speaker 5: different colors closer to my target.
Speaker 2: Up the price on the oldies buying DVDs. And so
Speaker 2: if they're doing it a day of Jones taking a porter,
Speaker 2: get my targets.
Speaker 1: Could you change I couldn't change the price. I didn't
Speaker 1: have that much control. I wasn't a manager or no,
Speaker 1: I just.
Speaker 3: Using my manager's loging.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number? Have you served a celebrity?
Speaker 2: What a day order? Give us a day by a
Speaker 2: shop and in return we got free stuff to go
Speaker 2: this morning?
Speaker 3: What should we check out there?
Speaker 2: How about? How about tur hundred bucks to drop Atliby's store.
Speaker 2: The new Glue store emporium is open. You can go
Speaker 2: and discover it yourself with the turn.
Speaker 4: Get one of those hats there?
Speaker 3: What's on the head again?
Speaker 2: Take now?
Speaker 1: Is my boyfriend?
Speaker 3: Have you served a celebrity?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: At a rock bottom moment?
Speaker 1: What did you serve a celebrity?
Speaker 2: No? No, no, we're talking about have you served someone
Speaker 2: someone famous?
Speaker 1: In your shop? In your cafe?
Speaker 2: Went through the Macas drive through on North Road the
Speaker 2: other day?
Speaker 4: Other day he's a regular, which which other day?
Speaker 2: I was getting some happy meals for the kids though,
Speaker 2: all right, and the lady.
Speaker 1: If you're getting happy meals, oh, he was getting on
Speaker 1: with you. Apples tomatoes, that's getting the healthy, happy meal.
Speaker 2: And the lady looks out from the window. Chairs, Oh,
Speaker 2: Jason and Hi.
Speaker 3: Yes, I used to save you all the time. But
Speaker 3: the Elston wik one.
Speaker 4: You are a regular, he's moving with you.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to support small business, all right.
Speaker 4: Oh small business, yes, yes, yes, conglomerates.
Speaker 1: All right, let's see who has served who in what shop?
Speaker 1: Thereas in Elvim Good morning. You work in a post office?
Speaker 8: I do, and I had. I called up the next
Speaker 8: customer and I was doing his passport. I happen to
Speaker 8: advanced Joey.
Speaker 2: Did you have to do advanced Joy's passport photo?
Speaker 9: I did?
Speaker 3: Was it a good one?
Speaker 1: Did he get at first take?
Speaker 8: Well, you know, I sort of tried to get a
Speaker 8: nice one, but you know, the magshots as it is?
Speaker 2: Did you hear did you hit the curly hairing?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 8: Got most of it in?
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: You can't like you can't smile anymore. You can't show
Speaker 5: your teeth. You have to be showing. You have to
Speaker 5: have your hair tuck.
Speaker 1: It's really quiet. Yeah, yeah, nice bla.
Speaker 8: He's very very tall too, Yes he is.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, did you ask him to sing your tune?
Speaker 8: Well it was sort of during COVID, so it was
Speaker 8: a while ago and he was sort of stuck at home,
Speaker 8: and I said, what have you been doing to yourself?
Speaker 10: It's just riding?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, just run exclusive Carlin Jadson, good morning. Where
Speaker 1: were you working?
Speaker 11: I was actually working at bow Pairs and Bentley?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and who yeah to tire.
Speaker 11: Actually j Hawking?
Speaker 1: Did you hit the gutter?
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: This was a while ago, Carl, Yeah, it was.
Speaker 11: Back when you were with the other radio.
Speaker 4: Yah yah.
Speaker 3: Carl?
Speaker 2: Can I ask something? And Lauren and I bought this
Speaker 2: up the other day? Right, And don't get me wrong,
Speaker 2: you guys do a great job. Awesome little less cafe
Speaker 2: station there.
Speaker 1: While I was waiting, how long do you have to wait?
Speaker 3: Well, this is my question.
Speaker 2: When I watched the Formula One, it's they're away.
Speaker 3: Why am I sitting.
Speaker 4: In that wheeliment? That's why I was at the wheel alignment? Carl.
Speaker 11: Suit take a while, but I mean they're a lot
Speaker 11: more experienced than what we are. We try and get
Speaker 11: them on as fast as we can.
Speaker 4: But now you do a good job that But did
Speaker 4: you drive into.
Speaker 3: Did No?
Speaker 11: I don't think you have the.
Speaker 3: I was just driving on the rim.
Speaker 2: Your ms would be messy and then and then they
Speaker 2: go all right, so I can get you the good
Speaker 2: time for a thou and you're like, what's a middle range?
Speaker 3: Can you give me?
Speaker 1: I'm going through this with my windscreen at the moment.
Speaker 2: What they're doing it'll arrange glass windscreen.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they do this aftermarket glad, and the insurance company
Speaker 5: won't let you get the proper glass. It's just don't
Speaker 5: even get me started off.
Speaker 2: After marketing seconds. You know, one side tinted and one
Speaker 2: side doesn't. They molded together.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I had to. I don't understand it,
Speaker 1: and I threw my toys out of the cot.
Speaker 2: Doesn't sound like you.
Speaker 1: No, it doesn't. Does it not something I would do?
Speaker 4: Sharon?
Speaker 1: Hello, insurance company? Are really She's on the last legs
Speaker 1: with me.
Speaker 4: She's one.
Speaker 1: What's the point of paying for insurance?
Speaker 3: You probably you know what?
Speaker 1: Mix things properly?
Speaker 2: To their defense, I don't think you would have read
Speaker 2: the fine print.
Speaker 3: You always read the fine You.
Speaker 5: Know what they said to me on the phone now,
Speaker 5: name it's on page forty nine.
Speaker 3: You know you're always read, you always do.
Speaker 5: You know what it says on my page one? It
Speaker 5: says windscreen replacement, which in mind mind would replace it
Speaker 5: with the same as what I had?
Speaker 3: Was there an astronim No, but on.
Speaker 1: Page forty it's just somewhere that they.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 1: No, No, they're lovely. People know Brian will.
Speaker 4: Love get about people.
Speaker 1: The insurance no good shocking, Hey, Sharon, because you don't
Speaker 1: work in insurance.
Speaker 10: Do you no dental.
Speaker 1: Danel, You've got a celebrity climate.
Speaker 4: You get a chumpers done. No.
Speaker 10: Unfortunately I can't tell you who comes and sees me.
Speaker 10: But I did actually serve Chris Hemsworth at Ireland's Surfboards
Speaker 10: in Cows about twenty years ago.
Speaker 5: That would make sense because he is He's very familiar
Speaker 5: with philip Islands a lot of time down there.
Speaker 1: Yes, correct apparents actually told him a custom made surf
Speaker 1: board sick awesome. Have you ever seen him write it?
Speaker 10: I have actually his speech.
Speaker 1: There you go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the way you said I have actually sounds like
Speaker 2: you followed it binoculous.
Speaker 5: I have actually, No, the boys love it down in Philipiland.
Speaker 5: They love surfing down there, Jamie for Part of the World.
Speaker 3: From thirteen twenty four ten, Who of Your Derved?
Speaker 12: I got another New Zealand make a story?
Speaker 4: Yeah second.
Speaker 12: In two thousand and two, Tom Cruise was filming the
Speaker 12: last Samurai New Thomas.
Speaker 9: We had to take a park.
Speaker 4: What was what was on?
Speaker 2: I can't remember.
Speaker 9: It was just really late at night. I think it
Speaker 9: was like a Tuesday night.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise would have got the apples like the.
Speaker 3: Healthy You would have had to park Hi because you
Speaker 3: would have to find.
Speaker 9: The apples in the car with the bodyguard.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 4: Sorry?
Speaker 9: He had his two children in the car and his
Speaker 9: bodyguard as well.
Speaker 2: What was the fight like in the macas of who
Speaker 2: was going to take the food out?
Speaker 9: It was pretty intense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Katie Holmes both no.
Speaker 3: No, you had the kids with kat No, no, no, Nicole, Katy.
Speaker 4: And Nicole's got that? Yeah? They had Siri, Siri Suri
Speaker 4: series with series Katie homes Suri.
Speaker 1: And Siri is Tom Cruises.
Speaker 3: Who's Suri the Apple one?
Speaker 1: Huh? Who's Apple? But what if Peltro has a child
Speaker 1: called Apple?
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got I'm very mixed up.
Speaker 5: Oh, Siri is the voice of Yes, Yeah, Suri is
Speaker 5: close to series.
Speaker 2: How many phones are going off right now? You think
Speaker 2: it's listening to the Yeah? Yeah, they are in the
Speaker 2: sorry going off in the phone room. Sorry, welcoming on Monday. God,
Speaker 2: what a massive weekend of footy it was.
Speaker 1: There were so many close games. Even my Tigers got up.
Speaker 3: Well they're playing West Coast.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, they nearly didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, good points nearly rolled us.
Speaker 4: Extraordinary tackle. Tom Brown, who we had on this show,
Speaker 4: laid a game saving tackle in the last sort of
Speaker 4: It was twenty seconds. It was extraordinary.
Speaker 1: There were some some games that really came down to
Speaker 1: the wire.
Speaker 5: The Cat's game. Shame that guy hit the post and yeah.
Speaker 4: But what about our boy here?
Speaker 2: Listen to this moment to seal the game for the
Speaker 2: blue was lovebsolutely loves Harry Harry mcgart.
Speaker 4: I wait for the chart Harry and all the people
Speaker 4: see he's pretty fly, Harry.
Speaker 2: Nice little win over the Saints, Harry mcguy joining us
Speaker 2: in the studio, morning mate, how are you?
Speaker 6: It was a nice little win.
Speaker 4: Who do you like listening to artists? Musicians? Do I like?
Speaker 6: I like Taylor Swift? That's yeah, that's kind of how
Speaker 6: I say. I'm more of a public front.
Speaker 4: Do you have the EarPods in pre match? No?
Speaker 6: I actually don't.
Speaker 1: We're not allowed to anymore because you can't have your
Speaker 1: phones in there.
Speaker 6: Of course, people I can give them find ways to
Speaker 6: listen to music.
Speaker 2: Get your style put on like a tapead.
Speaker 1: Did you go to Taylor when she was here?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't know.
Speaker 3: You missed out?
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, but last time in twenty fifteen, I went.
Speaker 1: Oh, you're a no G fan.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: How was the person behind you in the crowd.
Speaker 6: I wasn't that tall back then? Yeah, not as tall. So,
Speaker 6: but you want.
Speaker 1: To have a pump up song?
Speaker 6: Not really? Yeah, So someone is in charge of tunes pregame.
Speaker 6: It's quite a bit of a mix. Like sometimes it's country,
Speaker 6: sometimes it's Oh that's a lot.
Speaker 3: That's pressure.
Speaker 1: When you're a party and someone has the iPod, you're like,
Speaker 1: you can never please.
Speaker 6: Everybody's a of a lose lose. Yeah, but you know
Speaker 6: I did want to off the top, so obviously had
Speaker 6: a really good win. I want to play a little
Speaker 6: game with you guys. So I want to make yourself comfort.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 6: I want to do the guest. Which producer after the
Speaker 6: wind sent me a drunk message j Z no, hey,
Speaker 6: I have a good think about it.
Speaker 4: It was jazz surely.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, it was jazz.
Speaker 2: The Irish producer I Reckon Brody wouldn't have cared unless
Speaker 2: it was poor.
Speaker 1: Ali's the one that has the flavor for sending drunk text.
Speaker 3: Yes, actually I think she did.
Speaker 2: You send one to Masons the other week when he
Speaker 2: got the kick at the prize game.
Speaker 1: I send everybody text my case.
Speaker 3: My money's on.
Speaker 2: Jeez.
Speaker 4: It was not me.
Speaker 1: Realize it.
Speaker 6: So I opened my phone, Mum and dad, message to
Speaker 6: friends and then.
Speaker 1: Brod what did you say?
Speaker 4: I was?
Speaker 6: I was like, great win, mate, Well I don't know something.
Speaker 4: But friends, how did you.
Speaker 1: Know it was a drunken text? Was or did he have.
Speaker 2: Drunk I'll give you a hot tip, mate, no matter
Speaker 2: what time of the day it is.
Speaker 4: It was nice Brody.
Speaker 1: Brodi never sent me a well done text. I was
Speaker 1: at the game and I was cheering, so lately.
Speaker 2: Were you doing in the hope of a reply saying
Speaker 2: come down to the dressing room?
Speaker 1: I was like, we're going to the Royal Lift was
Speaker 1: if you want to.
Speaker 4: Play free advice? Never? Never, No, Brodie an absolutely And now.
Speaker 1: Harry, did your mum have a nice mother's take?
Speaker 3: Yeah she did.
Speaker 4: It was beautiful.
Speaker 6: We had dinner with everyone yesterday and Carton actually did
Speaker 6: a really good initiative. So on their game on Friday
Speaker 6: or the mums were being like a guard of one up.
Speaker 1: When we ran out as well.
Speaker 5: I love that the team see that stuff. I saw
Speaker 5: the Cats as well, all the players run out with flowers.
Speaker 1: I reckon.
Speaker 5: They saw Carlton have the mums out and then the
Speaker 5: Cats like, well, what are we going to do to do?
Speaker 5: Then they all ran out with a bunch of flowers.
Speaker 3: For them get embarrassed in that situation.
Speaker 1: She loves it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of the case, Yeah, can you play the
Speaker 4: goal that he kicks please?
Speaker 2: Absolutely, it's a seal a game for the Blues. I
Speaker 2: loves it, absolutely love it.
Speaker 4: Harry mca After break, Harry, I want to ask you
Speaker 4: about that moment because it was the sealer and just
Speaker 4: the adrenaline rush you must have been feeling.
Speaker 2: We will go there on the other side of this.
Speaker 2: It is just on eighteen past seven. We're on the
Speaker 2: air with Harry McCay the Blues. Mcguy from the Blues
Speaker 2: is in with us this morning.
Speaker 5: What a weekend of forty five games decided in under
Speaker 5: ten points?
Speaker 4: What it was?
Speaker 1: Did you watch any other games.
Speaker 6: A little bit yesterday of the Geelong.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that was closed.
Speaker 3: It was a good game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's a shootout.
Speaker 1: Richmond finally won the game as well. West.
Speaker 6: That was a really good game.
Speaker 5: We had to leave mother's stay lunch so my brother
Speaker 5: could watch the end of it.
Speaker 2: Possibly the worst start West Coast has ever had. Still
Speaker 2: no wins West start, there's zero nine. That's wow, that's
Speaker 2: getting into real yea concerned territory or Andrew McWalter.
Speaker 3: And we're talking about getting rid of us.
Speaker 4: Remember, well, but the Blues have Michael Voss very much.
Speaker 1: I told that great? Did he did? He receive it
Speaker 1: quite well?
Speaker 2: Yeah? He was, so you telling them to pop in
Speaker 2: next time you should bring him in. Yeah.
Speaker 1: In fact, I think when he came in, New embarrassed
Speaker 1: me and told him that too. So great.
Speaker 4: Friday Night Lights, big stage, Harry McKay had the chance
Speaker 4: to ice the match against the Saints, went home and
Speaker 4: didn't he ice the match from the from the pocket?
Speaker 4: Was it fifty out the moment, sixty game for the
Speaker 4: Blues lossolutely love it.
Speaker 3: Some, Harry McCamy.
Speaker 4: So you didn't carry on too much, but you look
Speaker 4: you looked, you looked pretty satisfied.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was cool. It was definitely a cool moment.
Speaker 6: Sometimes when you're playing, you don't necessarily because you're so
Speaker 6: focused on what's next and like the next thing, you
Speaker 6: don't necessarily always appreciate like how big some moments are,
Speaker 6: so you kind of gedment, Yeah, the little moments are
Speaker 6: actually the big moments. But yeah, no, I think the
Speaker 6: game is probably already over, Clint. But yeah, it was
Speaker 6: nice to go through.
Speaker 5: But when you've got those big kicks that might be
Speaker 5: like a deciding kick, does it hit different or they're
Speaker 5: all the same, focused for them all.
Speaker 6: It's very it's probably boring answer, but it's very process driven.
Speaker 2: Still.
Speaker 6: I think as a player you naturally understand when some
Speaker 6: moments are bigger than others. But also again, sometimes it's
Speaker 6: only in retrospect where you realize that was actually a
Speaker 6: big moment. So yeah, yeah, you're always pretty.
Speaker 1: Did you watch your pack? Did you get home ago?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's watched it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I watched it once twice. I actually don't like
Speaker 6: watching I don't like watching videos back of yourself. You
Speaker 6: always think you looks weird or.
Speaker 1: Even when you nail it and you're in the game.
Speaker 3: I'd be comfortable watching that one.
Speaker 4: Remember did you celebrate? I think you did. It's a
Speaker 4: little a little flex, a little flex.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did you yes.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you to get a little bit confident.
Speaker 2: Oh wizard out there when he.
Speaker 5: I love it more characters in the game. I feel like,
Speaker 5: I feel like football players are so well behaved. Now
Speaker 5: you're also nice and considered and kind.
Speaker 1: Get a bit more like, get it up.
Speaker 2: Jeez, you'd be kicked out of the mcc You can't
Speaker 2: be screaming that with the blanket over you. You got
Speaker 2: the Swanees this weekend. They just made a shocker against
Speaker 2: the Bombers. Yeah.
Speaker 6: I didn't catch too much of that, but they're obviously
Speaker 6: a quality side, so that last year they nearly won
Speaker 6: the Grand Final, so they're always pretty hard to be
Speaker 6: up there as well. Close game.
Speaker 2: I was talking to Harry about it before and I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 2: you know, was Swan's had a shocker?
Speaker 3: You know they could have won it?
Speaker 2: And Clint goes I didn't see much of the match
Speaker 2: and I said, neither did I You know how I
Speaker 2: know that from your Sport Reports night channel nine.
Speaker 4: Yeah I did, I didn't. Yeah, auto through to the story.
Speaker 2: Do you watch the story watching Mastership the hitch next
Speaker 2: to me Instagram?
Speaker 5: When you play the MCG, sorry the s CG. It
Speaker 5: is a much smaller ground than MCG. Does it feel
Speaker 5: really different, like noticeably different?
Speaker 1: Do you have to change how you.
Speaker 6: Play a little bit? I think the so the center
Speaker 6: Square and the fifties of I don't think they touched
Speaker 6: with their close. So, yeah, every grounds a little bit different.
Speaker 6: Obviously the G is very grand and big. But throughout
Speaker 6: the week we'll probably we'll talk a little bit about
Speaker 6: maybe just in a couple of things, game plan wives.
Speaker 6: But at then of day it's all similar, but there's
Speaker 6: a few little quirks.
Speaker 5: It still baffles me that all the grounds are different
Speaker 5: size official size, like it must be one of the
Speaker 5: only spots, and I guess.
Speaker 2: It rattles me coming from a rugby league background. On
Speaker 2: my I don't understand.
Speaker 5: I know it's cricket's fault, isn't it, because footy is playing, it's.
Speaker 4: A cricket ground foremost you can dob one from the
Speaker 4: center Square.
Speaker 6: That's even matter.
Speaker 2: Just quickly, there was a story floating around about this
Speaker 2: fifteen year old who was caught allegedly trying to sneak
Speaker 2: in a fake gun and a knife at Marvel on
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 1: Was he trying to sneak himself into.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he jumped the fence. He didn't even have a ticket.
Speaker 2: What blows me away is he was he was issued
Speaker 2: a caution after only a few weeks back we had
Speaker 2: guys with guns like was in charge was issued a
Speaker 2: cautioned by police.
Speaker 1: Isn't it illegal to be carrying knives around these days?
Speaker 4: I don't believe. So it's not what it depends on,
Speaker 4: change the rule.
Speaker 2: What message like, you know, that's a slap on the
Speaker 2: wrist if that you know, well, I.
Speaker 4: Mean, ultimately it's a decision for the police.
Speaker 2: I know, but like that's what I'm saying, Like go harder,
Speaker 2: you know, I know there was a lot of anxiety
Speaker 2: amongst people after the guns at the g taking kids
Speaker 2: and stuff to the footy.
Speaker 3: You guys feel safe as players.
Speaker 6: As a player you always feel safe, no doubt. But
Speaker 6: it's probably a different conversation around people coming to the footing,
Speaker 6: kids and the crowd and stuff. But always the player,
Speaker 6: you feel very well protected and safe. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 6: sure there's a bit of play out in that space,
Speaker 6: but their safety and well been obviously the number one thing.
Speaker 3: Slap on the wrist, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And on the weeks apart, well, thank goodness, they got
Speaker 4: it before he got in. Yeah, I know right, like
Speaker 4: that's the first and foremost.
Speaker 1: Good not at all. They called him very much.
Speaker 2: Hei good luck for this weekend against the Swan's thank you,
Speaker 2: and I went, you want to do a little shout
Speaker 2: out for me missus.
Speaker 3: I know it's her birthday on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it was Mattie's birthday on Saturday. So happy birthday Maddie.
Speaker 6: And she's up in Sydney for fashion week this week,
Speaker 6: so you have a week do.
Speaker 2: You want me to? Okay? She remember a nice little.
Speaker 6: Message again if you want.
Speaker 4: If she's up there for fashion week, does she dress
Speaker 4: you like she and like, does she go this is
Speaker 4: what you'll be wearing.
Speaker 6: A few people have joked at the club that since
Speaker 6: I've seen Maddie have been nearly a year and a half,
Speaker 6: but my fashion might have gone up.
Speaker 3: That's just a relationship being told.
Speaker 4: We not too familiar.
Speaker 6: My robutter was I've always dressed nicely, but yeah, now
Speaker 6: she's probably.
Speaker 2: Bit Harry mcgarth for the blows on the air of
Speaker 2: the City has just gone twenty six away.
Speaker 5: Welcome to you Monday, Hey, beautiful morning, it is out
Speaker 5: there used to.
Speaker 2: I did, and then what just realized wasn't cool enough
Speaker 2: for it.
Speaker 1: That's where I bought my first house on the North Side.
Speaker 5: I lived therefore like two and a half years, or
Speaker 5: maybe two years, and then I fell in love with
Speaker 5: Fitzroy and was like, I'm in it. I wanted to
Speaker 5: buy a house, and I saved and saved and save,
Speaker 5: and I bought the tiniest.
Speaker 1: Worst little house you've ever seen. It had no doors.
Speaker 5: It was listed as having one bathroom and no bedrooms
Speaker 5: because it was just like a shell.
Speaker 1: And the bathroom had.
Speaker 3: It was a real open plan living.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that bathroom had saloon doors on it, so that's
Speaker 5: kicking to walk in. And the the previous owner had
Speaker 5: taken out as many walls and doors as he possibly could,
Speaker 5: and when he left, he left a grand.
Speaker 1: Piano in the middle of it.
Speaker 5: Scored really annoy Remember when we first bought that house.
Speaker 5: You would have seen it at the stuff. It was
Speaker 5: an absolute dump.
Speaker 2: You're telling me no bathroom door between you and like,
Speaker 2: so save a part.
Speaker 1: We didn't live in it like that. Oh right, okay
Speaker 1: with diy Remember.
Speaker 4: Those rooms that have like the open bathroom, I stayed
Speaker 4: in one at the weekend for me.
Speaker 5: When I went up to the Gold Coast where the
Speaker 5: bathroom door was glass into this with the toilet and
Speaker 5: everything all in there.
Speaker 3: You can sit there and watch Paul on the throne.
Speaker 2: Yes, that's a hard no for me, did you No?
Speaker 2: I think it was Andy Lee gave me the tip.
Speaker 2: He's like, that's when you use the toilet reception. Yes,
Speaker 2: just just going down to reception.
Speaker 4: That very convenient, is it?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: No, but it's more romantic than the other option.
Speaker 1: I agree, especially if it's a new.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, let's go away to get it for
Speaker 3: the first time.
Speaker 2: You whoa no, Hello, you do it? Are you waving
Speaker 2: at me?
Speaker 4: Hey?
Speaker 2: On the other side of the skies, we're heading to
Speaker 2: Fitzroy North Side. It's made a discovery. I don't know
Speaker 2: how we'd feel about if it was in our suburb,
Speaker 2: but we'll go there after Harry, this is nova.
Speaker 3: Good morning.
Speaker 1: How much do we love? Usher?
Speaker 2: And has a basketball on the weekend And one of
Speaker 2: the mums was like, I'm like, what's wrong she has?
Speaker 2: My daughter's in high school. She's blown up because ushers
Speaker 2: on around the time of exams and I said.
Speaker 1: To her in high school, know who Usher?
Speaker 2: Is well, she said, don't worry about exams. It's usher.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what the exams can wait.
Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, let's say to Fitzroy, let's do it
Speaker 4: because something has popped up in Fitzroy. That's risk gay,
Speaker 4: that's what's popped up, Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 1: So it's this new mural.
Speaker 5: It's pretty good, Like that's an amazing That is an
Speaker 5: amazing painting or spray?
Speaker 3: Is it a cat? Can you run me through the mural?
Speaker 1: It's a bondage woman.
Speaker 4: It's it's okay. So in it depicts a woman in bondage,
Speaker 4: gagged and bound with ropes. Okay, okay, now it's hundreds
Speaker 4: of complaints.
Speaker 1: Have my name written on it well in the top corner.
Speaker 4: Hang on, hang on, hang on, I'll get to that
Speaker 4: in a second. Hang on, hang on.
Speaker 1: Lauren Verse, Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Okay, so that is Lauren Ys the artist. Now she
Speaker 4: also goes by the street name as Squid Liquor.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's her street artist's name. Let's go with Lauren Wires.
Speaker 2: I think we still with Lauren Weiers. I love Squid.
Speaker 1: I thought that said Lauren Verse, Melbourne, Lauren y s Melbourne.
Speaker 4: The pieces Kimbakooby. Now it has sparked outrage in fitz
Speaker 4: It's pretty.
Speaker 1: It is pretty.
Speaker 2: Is this a main street or like an alley?
Speaker 4: It looks like an alley.
Speaker 5: Now the thing is like I lived in Fitzroy, right,
Speaker 5: because there's a lot of street art in Fitzroy. You
Speaker 5: often have to get it approved though, because we are
Speaker 5: at my house in Fitzroy, the dumper did you have
Speaker 5: a mural there? A guy knocked on that. We were
Speaker 5: on a lane way and a guy knocked on our
Speaker 5: door one day and said, could I do.
Speaker 1: A mural on your wall? And my partner at the
Speaker 1: time said, yes, that'd be great. I'm going to have
Speaker 1: to get a pictu up. So it was like this.
Speaker 1: Do you remember the woman with all the fruit on it?
Speaker 2: Do you remember?
Speaker 3: That's very much like a Barley artwork to me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was a bit like that. We couldn't I'll
Speaker 1: try and find it.
Speaker 5: Now this isn't amazing, it's an amazing, amazing piece.
Speaker 4: Well, I guess people are worried about how it.
Speaker 1: Depicts women, but it is not probably appropriate.
Speaker 4: Do you recall not far from here, back in the day,
Speaker 4: Sam Newman installed a Pamela Anderson. It was like, what
Speaker 4: was it, Lauren? It was like was it the garage
Speaker 4: door or the It was like the facade was Pamela Anderson?
Speaker 4: Just here in?
Speaker 1: Where was that?
Speaker 4: Was like middle Park?
Speaker 2: Middle Park and you're going to say the dodgy thing
Speaker 2: in middle Park was Sam?
Speaker 1: This is it here?
Speaker 4: It's like what is that on a grill? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like between just unfox, Yeah, that's a bit all.
Speaker 3: Was his house?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they're like townhouses.
Speaker 3: Sam, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I mean, what.
Speaker 2: Would you expect do anything bad in your suburb?
Speaker 4: It's me.
Speaker 1: Fitzroy. There was some really questionable art when I lived there,
Speaker 1: including the one on my wall, which I'll try and
Speaker 1: find because it wasn't.
Speaker 3: I remember a good running Bentleyeah.
Speaker 1: Since I've moved there, Oh, you haven't found anything wrong
Speaker 1: with you?
Speaker 2: Something like not too bad? Like Hamptonie we had meth coals.
Speaker 2: You go down to meth Coals and security on after
Speaker 2: six pm. And then there was the lady where they
Speaker 2: found the barbecue chicken in a handbag.
Speaker 3: And she said, nah, no, I bought it with me.
Speaker 2: She'd taken it out of the plastic carry bag and
Speaker 2: put it in her handburg.
Speaker 1: Hold chicken, Hold chicken no plastic.
Speaker 2: No plastic because when we when we're at the check
Speaker 2: out and they're like, man, we know you're stolen. The
Speaker 2: chickens put the chicken with me and she pulled it
Speaker 2: out of the handbag and all the chicken juice was
Speaker 2: and I almost paid for Chester.
Speaker 3: Get get the situation over.
Speaker 2: Hey, old shout your chicken. Let's just call this a day.
Speaker 1: Oh imagine the chicken choice around.
Speaker 4: Chicken with their Lipsmacker in there.
Speaker 1: That was not a forward planning on that.
Speaker 4: We in Richmond have the really bad sad playground remember
Speaker 4: that one. Oh the sad playground. Yes, the city of Yarrah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that wasn't Richmond.
Speaker 4: It's got a spruce up. I heard it, got it.
Speaker 4: They added a swing.
Speaker 1: I've sweating out to a happy playground.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. What's the worst
Speaker 2: thing in your suburb?
Speaker 4: Right?
Speaker 2: Look the art's different and edgy, you know it's painted.
Speaker 1: Well, mine is just where I live. It's just the
Speaker 1: traffic is the worst thing in my subburb. But you
Speaker 1: go anywhere New Punt Road, eat Part anywhere near Trying
Speaker 1: to get out of my suburb on a weekend when
Speaker 1: the foot is on is like.
Speaker 2: I was on Punt Road Friday after our mothers stuff.
Speaker 2: Oh how many years I thought this is it?
Speaker 3: I live here? Now this is it.
Speaker 2: I'll never see my children again. This is me near
Speaker 2: the Crystal car wash. Yeah, that's where you're finding car
Speaker 2: wash one. Yeah, a great place to live. Thirty twenty
Speaker 2: four to ten is our number. What is the worst
Speaker 2: thing about your suburb?
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Speaker 4: Oh hey, we are good.
Speaker 3: We're good.
Speaker 1: You're a Tiger's fan, Adam. You're have been happy with
Speaker 1: the win yesterday?
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it was good to see we didn't win
Speaker 4: that one.
Speaker 1: We would have been in real strife.
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Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 3: Carpenter?
Speaker 2: Mateipy on the tools this morning?
Speaker 4: Where are you from? Mate?
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Speaker 2: Our young producer works on the show Who's twelve?
Speaker 1: What's she done now?
Speaker 2: She writes the questions out? And maybe a production guy,
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Speaker 2: Great movie, sheep. Yes, it'll do that to you. It's
Speaker 2: right on eight o'clock coming up. We're gonna check you
Speaker 2: around the work latest in news and then ourn. Lauren
Speaker 2: Phillips has an apology to.
Speaker 1: Make No, I don't after. You can't stop me. You
Speaker 1: can't make me.
Speaker 2: Someone made a real fool of themselves at the Mother's
Speaker 2: Day lunch or he'll go there next Well, good morning, everybody,
Speaker 2: Happy Monday, Happy Mother's Day again to all the moms
Speaker 2: out there, I hope you had an absolute cracky yesterday.
Speaker 1: Look at this beautiful weather Melbourne is putting on.
Speaker 5: It was perfect for Mother's Day yesterday and out there
Speaker 5: right now it is a sparkle.
Speaker 2: Tell you what was good good weather on Friday as well.
Speaker 2: I know a lot of the mums were at school,
Speaker 2: Mother's Day lunches.
Speaker 1: Sport on Saturday.
Speaker 4: Your wife come home in one piece.
Speaker 2: You should have seen the text floating around Friday afternoon.
Speaker 1: I was going did she get home from others so much? Well?
Speaker 2: I was getting the video texts and all the other
Speaker 2: mums saying she wants to leave, We won't let it go.
Speaker 4: What she wanted to be at home with you?
Speaker 2: It was about eight pm and I'm like.
Speaker 1: A ben, Yes, Luis.
Speaker 2: She's going on stay out, please God, It'll be easier
Speaker 2: for me. And then the text going, shall we have
Speaker 2: everyon back?
Speaker 4: Oh no, but you've got a lot of suit Just
Speaker 4: say no?
Speaker 2: What's that?
Speaker 1: Did you say?
Speaker 4: No? God? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't say no, just didn't reply.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 1: Reply is yes in my book? Did she turn it
Speaker 1: with all the girls?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, she didn't end up doing the sneak out job.
Speaker 2: She was like I was done. Yeah, yep, I mean
Speaker 2: some of the moms kept going though. There's a few
Speaker 2: sore heads of basketball on the Saturday.
Speaker 1: I bet I have friends that were like, well, I can't.
Speaker 1: They were at lunches and they were like, well, we
Speaker 1: can't go home at least until the kids are in bed,
Speaker 1: which is what seven thirty eight o'clock. And I was like,
Speaker 1: go mom, the eight hour lunch sitting.
Speaker 2: Hats off to the ladies on the aftercare as well,
Speaker 2: that we're only letting kids get picked up with their
Speaker 2: in taxis.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no driving mother's name.
Speaker 2: You're not taking your kids.
Speaker 1: Hey, you're in my family because we're in a situation.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, we need to get to that. Yep, all right,
Speaker 2: we'll get to that on the other side of this.
Speaker 2: And also, I just wanted to bring up how could's
Speaker 2: this voice that is Guy Sebastian.
Speaker 1: I love Guy Sebastians so much.
Speaker 4: Do you know what a performer? What an entertainer? Hey?
Speaker 1: That song? Maybe it has been in my head all weekend?
Speaker 1: I mean whistling at the this is choir. No, you
Speaker 1: just started with names. This is quite trust me. Oh no,
Speaker 1: I'm a fan.
Speaker 2: Well, unfortunately that voice was drowned out at our Mother's
Speaker 2: Day lunch.
Speaker 4: That beautiful voice.
Speaker 1: It's my party. I'll do what I want.
Speaker 2: You're on the air with Chase Lauren Clinton as well.
Speaker 2: It's just gone sixteen past eight and yes, and your
Speaker 2: Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 1: Or wasn't it fun on Friday?
Speaker 2: A massive thank you to Kiss and Tell Yes, also
Speaker 2: Moon Pig for helping us put on the event. You
Speaker 2: want to get a personalized card day or the mob
Speaker 2: to hit up? I know they don't.
Speaker 5: Running floral's or the mums went home with their beautiful
Speaker 5: flowers by Varu.
Speaker 2: The mom's looked a million bucks.
Speaker 4: Now my.
Speaker 5: Mum, really, my mom was there, Clint mom was there,
Speaker 5: Clint's beautiful mom. Tony was on her best behavior with
Speaker 5: your beautiful sister, Casey.
Speaker 1: My mom thought it was her.
Speaker 2: Party when we walked in, and I love.
Speaker 5: The mummy think it's your party, and she goes, it's
Speaker 5: mother's date. Is my party?
Speaker 2: Liz was walking from table to table, thanks so much
Speaker 2: for coming. Hello, congratulations on winning tickets, Thank you.
Speaker 4: Thanks coming? Yeah good. She was the queen.
Speaker 5: She was in a queen mother outfit. Shad the dress
Speaker 5: with the matching coat.
Speaker 3: I also love watching.
Speaker 2: Lauren was just about to walk up and introduce herself
Speaker 2: and say, you know, thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 2: And then you found out it was our producers.
Speaker 1: Mum, oh yeah, I know, because someone told me that
Speaker 1: were listeners and it was our producers. Anyway, anyway, we
Speaker 1: had a lovely day. Guy Sebastian was there. He formed,
Speaker 1: He got the mom's up dancing.
Speaker 4: Now what's better than Guy Sebastian a duet, just Guy Sebastia,
Speaker 4: just Guy on his own when he.
Speaker 5: Had the backing, the bvs, the two backing vocalists, and
Speaker 5: I thought, oh, he's already got two backing vocalists, so
Speaker 5: you know what.
Speaker 1: He needs one more, another lead singer.
Speaker 2: So Lauren looked at me. I was like, I need
Speaker 2: a mic now. I looked at the two technicians that
Speaker 2: were running the desk right now. They work for Nova
Speaker 2: and they'd been flown in from others. They are our
Speaker 2: t they're our text so keep that in mind. When
Speaker 2: I looked at him, now, guys in the background doing choir,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, hey, I need another mic for Lauren. Now,
Speaker 2: these are our texts. And he looked at me and
Speaker 2: went no.
Speaker 1: I assumed that was Guy Sebastian's text.
Speaker 2: The technicians were like, we can tell you he's.
Speaker 1: Getting by well done.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're getting fired for giving you the mic. No,
Speaker 2: because I was like, have we got any audio of it?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no, no, there was a private function here.
Speaker 7: It is, no, right there.
Speaker 1: Pretty good, last there I go. Now, Lauren, I forgot
Speaker 1: some of the words, and.
Speaker 4: Now it's the time for us to tell you about
Speaker 4: something that we did. We had your microphone auto tuned.
Speaker 1: Did you did you really?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Thanks, We just couldn't do it to the mum, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Is it true?
Speaker 2: Guy had to extend the song because you just broke
Speaker 2: into another chorus?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, because he goes here she comes,
Speaker 5: and I was like, let's go, got up, did the chorus,
Speaker 5: and then he kept going, and I think at one
Speaker 5: point he goes, oh, we're going again.
Speaker 1: Right now, we're standing with the client. Once I was
Speaker 1: I didn't want to get up, No you didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, And then Tranquilise.
Speaker 1: He made you feel like it was the end of
Speaker 1: the concert.
Speaker 5: So I was like, okay, well done, thanks everyone, and
Speaker 5: then I got off a stage. Any one again another song? Yeah,
Speaker 5: and did you see that? Who saw the technician trying
Speaker 5: to wrestle the microphone off and.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 3: No, I'll be buried with this thing.
Speaker 1: This is mine. I thought I sounded quite good.
Speaker 2: Do you know what hats off to you? You got
Speaker 2: everyone up and about. Yes, they're like, I will grab
Speaker 2: that am out.
Speaker 1: My mum was proud as punched. She'd spilt her champagne
Speaker 1: on herself. I think by that.
Speaker 2: Point that's where she was.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, well I think actually it was me. I
Speaker 5: got so socially excited I knocked the champagne from her
Speaker 5: hand and it went all over it.
Speaker 1: But she was up the back like a stage mom, waving,
Speaker 1: loving it.
Speaker 2: Surprised she didn't get on.
Speaker 1: Anyway. Happy Mother Stayed to all the moms out there
Speaker 1: we had, we got up and did the Mother Stay
Speaker 1: Classic on Sunday morning. Great event. It's always important on
Speaker 1: the Saturday night if you're out doing something fun, to
Speaker 1: remind yourself when you're doing The Mother Stay Classic in
Speaker 1: the morning.
Speaker 5: Because the wake up was a little abrupt and brutal,
Speaker 5: and I think, if I don't turn up, my mother's
Speaker 5: going to kill me.
Speaker 3: What time did it get underway?
Speaker 1: I think there's all different.
Speaker 4: Some people need to seven.
Speaker 1: Thirty and then you've got The other thing is you've
Speaker 1: got to work out how to get there.
Speaker 4: It's a roads parking parking you get a run before
Speaker 4: you get there.
Speaker 1: Run to the run anyway.
Speaker 5: So we were all there, my beautiful sister in law
Speaker 5: of the baby, some friends. We're doing the walk and
Speaker 5: Mum and Steph, my sister in law, just kept saying,
Speaker 5: this will be worth it. We're gonna have a beautiful,
Speaker 5: crisp glass of champagne for Mother's Day. That's all they
Speaker 5: wanted was to have a glass of champagne together. Devid
Speaker 5: booked lunch and we all went home, got changed, got older,
Speaker 5: walked into lunch and Mum said, oh, a bottle of
Speaker 5: your finest champagne please, And they said, oh, we don't
Speaker 5: have a liquor license.
Speaker 4: What time is this two o'clock? All right, two.
Speaker 5: O'clock on Sunday. All my mum wanted for Mother's Day
Speaker 5: was a glass of champagne. And Steph booked the restaurant
Speaker 5: and that the Molms had to have green juices with
Speaker 5: their lunch.
Speaker 3: We're on the same outfits. Friday could have licked the
Speaker 3: top again.
Speaker 1: Could you imagine Lizzie having a green juice with their lunch.
Speaker 3: Did she want to leave and go somewhere else?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was like, should we just find this up?
Speaker 1: So they I've never seen people eat so quickly in
Speaker 1: my life. And they all went back to my house
Speaker 1: and I was like, great, that's my problem?
Speaker 4: Is it dry?
Speaker 5: I was like, you guys leave so I can go
Speaker 5: to bed. Coming up since the crack of dawn doing
Speaker 5: the Mother's Day Classic.
Speaker 3: I was performing on Friday. I'm exhausted.
Speaker 5: It's actually Ryanni gone vocal Rest in case I get
Speaker 5: asked up for another performance.
Speaker 3: We strongly support vocal rest, Yeah, we do.
Speaker 4: We do. Also we did an auto tunior.
Speaker 1: I sounded that good naturally, Yeah that good.
Speaker 4: Yes, But a big.
Speaker 1: Thanks to guys at Bastudent for joining us. You are
Speaker 1: just the best.
Speaker 2: And thanks to all the mums and everyone came along
Speaker 2: on Friday. It is one of our favorite events we
Speaker 2: do during the year.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 3: It was a cracker. Well, good morning everyone. You are
Speaker 3: on the air with.
Speaker 2: Jace and Lauren and our old uncle who somehow can't
Speaker 2: grow up.
Speaker 5: Uncle Quinty was in Sydney on the weekend and I
Speaker 5: got a text saying, hey, Fishes playing in Sydney.
Speaker 4: I might go Sorry.
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, Raver, Okay, let's go. Next minute.
Speaker 5: My Paul says, oh, I've sorted Clinton, his beautiful friend Danica.
Speaker 4: Yes, star of the Today Show, Star of.
Speaker 5: The Today Show, our favorite show. I've sorted them out
Speaker 5: with tickets to Fisher. And I was like, and he goes,
Speaker 5: Breat's meeting them there with backstage passes and they're all sorted.
Speaker 3: I was staged Fisher.
Speaker 4: There he is.
Speaker 1: Look at him on the screen.
Speaker 3: Can I describe the photo?
Speaker 1: I think we should put it on our socials.
Speaker 2: Ah, you know what, if you do anything today, go
Speaker 2: to Jason Lauren on Instagram and have a look at
Speaker 2: our stories.
Speaker 3: Can we get this up as app?
Speaker 1: That's a private well my singing? Was it a private
Speaker 1: function that you played role?
Speaker 4: You're wearing sunglasses.
Speaker 1: Drinking a hard fizz.
Speaker 5: He's wearing Raver glasses with their Rave glasses in metal
Speaker 5: across it, in.
Speaker 2: Metal embroidered on the glasses.
Speaker 1: Are they drilled in?
Speaker 3: They're not a specsator his job?
Speaker 2: Are they Well they're not. No, where'd you get those?
Speaker 4: The girl who was standing opposite me. I asked to
Speaker 4: borrow them for a little bit. All right, for along time?
Speaker 1: Who was there? Who's going to talk us through your behavior?
Speaker 1: He said? A favorite presenter on The Today Show, Dannyka
Speaker 1: Mason Mourning Morning Morning.
Speaker 10: Oh, it was so funny watching him, Clint trying to
Speaker 10: get the tickets. Oh, walk in the security. We had
Speaker 10: to stand there for about five minutes, his sumbling through
Speaker 10: his emails and.
Speaker 5: The free download the tickets quaint and then what did
Speaker 5: he say, danny Can when he was like, oh, I'm
Speaker 5: going to take you backstage?
Speaker 1: Do you think he was so cool?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 10: He Actually he was a full raver. I've got videos.
Speaker 10: I've got the best videos.
Speaker 3: We need the video.
Speaker 4: Because the day started a little bit earlier when we
Speaker 4: were trying to figure out what to wear and what
Speaker 4: did you ask me?
Speaker 10: What your adults were festival? That is the question?
Speaker 1: And what did what did you guys go? What did
Speaker 1: you say? Well?
Speaker 10: I thought, I said, m I two O to be
Speaker 10: wearing you know, the latest sort of festival outfits that
Speaker 10: all the young uns wear.
Speaker 1: There's not a lot of clothes in the festival. There
Speaker 1: is a lot of micro stuff.
Speaker 10: Is it still I get cold? I feel the cold.
Speaker 10: Your cardigans are my circulation not great? So I said,
Speaker 10: can I wear jeans, to which the answer is yes,
Speaker 10: of course you can. So anyway, that was that was
Speaker 10: something that we had to cover off early. Then we
Speaker 10: had to obviously go through the emails and the female
Speaker 10: issue with the tickets, and then we finally got in
Speaker 10: there and then we're like, all, right, now what do
Speaker 10: we do?
Speaker 1: Did you have a few hard fizzes and then pass
Speaker 1: around some gaviscom.
Speaker 4: The next day?
Speaker 10: Not so good? But hey, listen, I've actually I'm actually
Speaker 10: in the midst of work at the moment.
Speaker 2: I've got to get you go back.
Speaker 3: Tell yeah, I just want to know Clint, try to
Speaker 3: talk to Fisher it.
Speaker 4: We did. We had a few interactions.
Speaker 1: I was getting photos of them with all my friends.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Danky, you go back to the telly Well
Speaker 2: we also it was like four hours.
Speaker 4: It was a long set and says, that's a long
Speaker 4: time to be on your feet.
Speaker 2: Did you ask Fisher if he could do an interval
Speaker 2: or no?
Speaker 4: I said to Dang, we might just we might just
Speaker 4: go home early and try and beat the crowds.
Speaker 1: JAS would be proud of that.
Speaker 5: Would you miss all the bangers. At the end, someone
Speaker 5: asked clan if they could go on his shoulders? Yes,
Speaker 5: what did you say?
Speaker 4: I said no? I said maybe next time.
Speaker 5: I believe I was told you said, Oh no, my
Speaker 5: back's a bit so.
Speaker 1: He's got a bad back.
Speaker 2: The old boy, I'm surprised you didn't leave in the
Speaker 2: Saint John's chair of shame.
Speaker 1: Danik is fit as a fiddle. I'm surprised you shoulders.
Speaker 3: She would have looked like your care.
Speaker 1: Guys. Another one of those stories has happened that you think,
Speaker 1: oh God, what would you do if that was me.
Speaker 1: This couple wife has gone into labor. They're on the
Speaker 1: way to the hospital.
Speaker 5: They knew they weren't going to make it, so they
Speaker 5: pulled over into a police station.
Speaker 1: Smart thinking they'll be able to help. They pulled over.
Speaker 5: These two police officers drove back in after doing their
Speaker 5: morning shift around nine to twenty in the morning.
Speaker 3: They'd be tired.
Speaker 5: They got flagged down. They run over and said, what's
Speaker 5: going on? And the baby boy was born in the
Speaker 5: car park at the deception By police station.
Speaker 4: Happens a lot within it happens a lot.
Speaker 5: They called Triple O. The police officer called triple Oh
Speaker 5: are you serious?
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.
Speaker 5: They called Triple O and got someone on the phone
Speaker 5: to explain what.
Speaker 4: To dows and hot water. Yeah.
Speaker 5: More Constable Stagna delivered the baby. Five minutes of brand
Speaker 5: new baby was born. They found a towel in the
Speaker 5: back of the car and wrapped the baby up, which
Speaker 5: is what they were trying to do.
Speaker 1: And then the paramedics are.
Speaker 4: On question you do you when do you cut.
Speaker 3: The cord afterwards so the cord would still be attached.
Speaker 2: What they normally do in that situation in the police
Speaker 2: car park is I'd give the baby to mum. Mum
Speaker 2: would be nursing the baby. They'd keep the cord attached,
Speaker 2: attached while they get to the hospital. I had to
Speaker 2: cut the cord three times. Really after the second is it?
Speaker 4: Is it tough to get through.
Speaker 5: To cut the cord three times?
Speaker 4: You've got to cut Yeah, it's it's like it's a
Speaker 4: tough bit of lamb backstrap.
Speaker 2: Dear, Oh is it? They clamp it, clamp it on
Speaker 2: and then and I thought it'd be like cutting a
Speaker 2: ribbon to a post post office.
Speaker 3: It's open.
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, on the second one, it's not one snip.
Speaker 2: No, you got to really give it a What's what
Speaker 2: I thought. I'm getting a lot of Instagram ads for
Speaker 2: knife sharpening at the moment. I'm like, doctor, I think we.
Speaker 5: Need to get get the knife found a round. I
Speaker 5: know a lady who gave birth and she delivered the baby.
Speaker 4: Herself straight out of the people up.
Speaker 3: Oh, you got to be carefully.
Speaker 1: Can do that?
Speaker 2: The second and the third come along real quick?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 1: Yeah, water slide.
Speaker 4: I don't think so.
Speaker 5: I don't think you can say that, because I'm sure
Speaker 5: it didn't feel that quick for the women.
Speaker 2: The baby made of ours learned the hard way. On
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 4: At the weekend, yeah, we.
Speaker 2: I went round to my mate's pace insternay, have a
Speaker 2: few beers watch a footy on Friday night after the
Speaker 2: Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 5: Yep, you can clean the dishes and put kids to
Speaker 5: bed on Mother's Day.
Speaker 2: I had done all that, Thank you.
Speaker 3: I rocked up.
Speaker 2: His brother was there. They're about to have a baby,
Speaker 2: and you're here, and he's like, yeah, you were a
Speaker 2: couple of weeks off. Sort of my last hurrah. A
Speaker 2: couple of beers tonight watched the footy last hurrah, and
Speaker 2: then on Saturday night, which we're a bit dusty after
Speaker 2: watching the footy.
Speaker 1: Baby came early.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Saturday afternoon.
Speaker 3: That's what a birth? Baby?
Speaker 1: Water birth?
Speaker 4: Oh that's beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh congratulations.
Speaker 5: Did they have a delivered baby?
Speaker 2: Delivered baby, a little baby Betty Betty? No, I said
Speaker 2: he Betty wouldn't have sat up like watching the footy
Speaker 2: if you knew.
Speaker 1: That My friend was out the footage.
Speaker 3: Gratulations to them.
Speaker 1: When he went into labor early what quarter I don't know.
Speaker 5: I don't know, but he'd been at like a long
Speaker 5: lunch at the footy and he had to get a
Speaker 5: taxi to go and pick her up and take her
Speaker 5: to the hospital.
Speaker 1: We couldn't dry.
Speaker 3: I'm adding a pickup stop, you know, he can add.
Speaker 1: Then we're going to Epworth Maternity.
Speaker 4: What about a water birth with a hanging?
Speaker 2: What's I mean? Before?
Speaker 1: Can I get in and have a bath.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get in before before? I'll do
Speaker 2: a that before, But I'm not getting afternoon.
Speaker 1: No, No, get the water out of those inlatable.
Speaker 4: There must be a hose out of thereause.
Speaker 1: People do it in their living room and stuff they head.
Speaker 4: In their home in the living room, the living room.
Speaker 1: How do they get the water out of the bar.
Speaker 3: Well, I guess you're run job.
Speaker 2: No, it would be a hose out of the driveway,
Speaker 2: a hose.
Speaker 1: When you suck the other end to try and get.
Speaker 4: It right with the fuel fuel.
Speaker 1: Gotta watch do they get a fool they bucketed out?
Speaker 3: They're not bucketing it.
Speaker 4: They would be a shut down the kitchen sink.
Speaker 2: No, it'd be down the driveway, because you know if
Speaker 2: your neighbors have just had a water bird thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: This is gone pitch happy mothers say.
Speaker 3: Can I ask to wrap up the show?
Speaker 1: What what are you asking?
Speaker 4: Thirty two?
Speaker 1: If you can ask it.
Speaker 2: Again and I'll turn off the mics and I want
Speaker 2: to ask, Oh, yeah, that's okay.
Speaker 3: How does the water get?
Speaker 4: Thirty to know water birth thirty and twenty four ten
Speaker 4: okay two topic Monday.
Speaker 1: Topic Monday, how did you empty the spa?
Speaker 4: Two?
Speaker 3: Topic Monday?
Speaker 2: How did you empty the inflatable? Or where did you
Speaker 2: have the baby? Like and not hospitals, not like not
Speaker 2: hot times, like if it happened somewhere random.
Speaker 1: Like yeah, thirty's the police station exactly?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Where'd you have the baby?
Speaker 2: Or how did you clear the hot top? We're talking
Speaker 2: babies this morning. Where did you have your So baby
Speaker 2: was born in the car park of a police station.
Speaker 1: I feel like this happens a lot, eh not in
Speaker 1: a police station.
Speaker 5: But these people were smart and they thought it's coming,
Speaker 5: so let's just get to the closest emergency service.
Speaker 2: I've had a made of mind John a crystal drive
Speaker 2: down the tram tracks to get to the hospital and
Speaker 2: just you know, after all the craziness we've had in Melbourne,
Speaker 2: sometimes people like so the cops saw them, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, in a police pursuit, the cops are,
Speaker 2: lights are on, they're chasing you.
Speaker 1: They see the police put them in the currentry.
Speaker 2: They pulled up and they're like, what are you doing?
Speaker 2: They're like a baby, and then they got the full
Speaker 2: police ESCLS.
Speaker 1: Isn't that solid well, because it can be so dangerous.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah for mother and baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four ten. So we want to know
Speaker 2: where you have the baby. We also want to know
Speaker 2: it's to the water well.
Speaker 5: If you're in your living room and like the blow
Speaker 5: up pools for a water birth, how do you get
Speaker 5: the water out of the pool?
Speaker 1: Once it's in the living room.
Speaker 2: Natalie is going to tell us good morning.
Speaker 4: Oh hi, hey, we're going to get a water birth.
Speaker 1: I did yeah at home.
Speaker 8: At home in the living room.
Speaker 2: Hang, before we get to the water.
Speaker 4: Was it a shell bar?
Speaker 3: Is it pretty much like those inflatable hot tups?
Speaker 1: Like do you go to clark over and get it?
Speaker 1: Or is it like a special one?
Speaker 8: No, the private midwife had it her own one that
Speaker 8: you're higher.
Speaker 9: Yeah, very comfy, very big. I had my daughter in with.
Speaker 8: Me, my husband.
Speaker 12: It's a family all in the spa, the whole family
Speaker 12: we're in there with.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 4: And how long are they in there for? The whole situation?
Speaker 6: Just towards the end.
Speaker 1: And then how do you get So this is my question.
Speaker 1: How do you get the water out of this spar
Speaker 1: in the living the bucket job?
Speaker 4: Surely?
Speaker 9: Now with the.
Speaker 13: Hose straight out to the garden.
Speaker 2: The neighbors reverse hose.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go. What did you have, Natalie, little
Speaker 1: boy or girl?
Speaker 9: I had a little girl.
Speaker 1: Congratulations?
Speaker 4: Did you have your Did you have your first born
Speaker 4: in the bath as well? No?
Speaker 8: I had no.
Speaker 12: I had her at the hospital, which.
Speaker 4: Was which was a more pleasurable experience.
Speaker 5: Home birth because you can do some of the maternity wards,
Speaker 5: have the baths you can do in the hospital.
Speaker 2: There was one of the doubts that bath was there?
Speaker 1: Did you get in it?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 1: Was just sitting there eating a magnum in the bathtub,
Speaker 1: having his big boys doing alard work. Just be over
Speaker 1: here with the rubber duckies and the bubble buff.
Speaker 4: Can you keep I'm.
Speaker 2: Congratulations, Natalie, thirteen twenty fourteen is our number?
Speaker 1: How about to that one? Where did you give birth?
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's close the lid. Oh on the bath water
Speaker 2: lid on that topic, okay, thirteen twenty fourteen, water birth girl?
Speaker 2: Oh absolutely yeah, Oh my sorry.
Speaker 4: You can follow us on the socials, of course.
Speaker 1: I was checking out our socials there. If you heard
Speaker 1: it in the background, I was watching Clints.
Speaker 5: In his rech Grundes on the Today Show doing a
Speaker 5: risky business.
Speaker 2: Instagram hasn't pulled that down. Hey, before we get out
Speaker 2: of here this morning, we're talking baby. This was a banger.
Speaker 1: Where did you have the baby?
Speaker 4: Was this around at the moment? Me? No, it's he's
Speaker 4: biber ah.
Speaker 1: He's a new dad.
Speaker 5: He's a new dad, so maybe he's exhausted from that
Speaker 5: he's wearing a lot of baggy pants at the bar,
Speaker 5: too baggy that they're falling down, so far as to
Speaker 5: pull them up walk Sometimes I don't think he's great.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, he'll come good.
Speaker 1: I love Justine, I like peep.
Speaker 2: Did this come out around the whole? Remember that Sunrise
Speaker 2: saga when they shut down Sydney City was performing.
Speaker 3: It was massive dramas.
Speaker 1: And it was like fifteen when this song came.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was crazy, shut down the city. People were angry,
Speaker 2: turned on coshe did.
Speaker 1: Why it was angry.
Speaker 3: It was just like he was.
Speaker 1: It was fault.
Speaker 2: It's always so. It was fifteen year old little punk.
Speaker 2: No one really knew him except all his hardcore fans.
Speaker 2: He performed at Sunrise and they shut down Sydney CBD.
Speaker 2: Everyone was late and I was like, what's going on?
Speaker 2: Bloody Sunrise?
Speaker 1: Oh bloody Sunrise say it all the time.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Geelong. Carly, where did you have your baby?
Speaker 4: King of Kings?
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you said somewhere in.
Speaker 3: Sorry, which.
Speaker 1: Way were you in the car?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Imagine the traffic report. This sees you pile up on
Speaker 4: the Kings fand the lady is giving birth.
Speaker 3: Right, what time of day.
Speaker 9: It was just before nine am on a Friday morning.
Speaker 1: Gosh, Kylie, and were you on the way to the hospital.
Speaker 10: Yes, it was.
Speaker 9: That's made out of the West Gate and said to
Speaker 9: my husband, I have to push.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's coming. You just knew that was coming and
Speaker 5: was everything okay, I'll get you.
Speaker 9: Yeah, thankfully it was. The cord was around his neck.
Speaker 1: But were amazing and ABS got there.
Speaker 9: On the phone.
Speaker 4: Where do you where do you put yourself in the
Speaker 4: in the back seat, front seat, the front seat, on the.
Speaker 2: Dash Normally I get up, I get up. The kids
Speaker 2: all the time they put their feet on the dash.
Speaker 1: But oh my gosh, Kylie, did you end up on
Speaker 1: the news?
Speaker 10: Yes?
Speaker 9: I did, and I'm on today's show at the time.
Speaker 1: Oh you did the found.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 1: What's your little baby's name?
Speaker 9: He's not little any always thirteen. Now his name's Michael.
Speaker 1: Michael loves this story. Is he proud of the story
Speaker 1: or is he like.
Speaker 9: Mom, Yeah, don't talk about it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's legendary. Mums are amazing. Good on Kylie, just
Speaker 1: coaching through it over the phone. You know, people are
Speaker 1: amazing also, God goodness. Me.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Aiming your sister
Speaker 2: had a baby somewhere random.
Speaker 13: Yes, she was out for my brother in law's thirtieth birthday.
Speaker 13: Went home from the restaurant feeling just nauseous. Her best
Speaker 13: friend followed her, and within ten minutes she was in
Speaker 13: the hotel room giving birth on the beds.
Speaker 10: The baby.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, sometimes they just come really quickly.
Speaker 4: She knew she was planning, right, Yeah, you know that stories.
Speaker 4: But people who don't know that.
Speaker 2: Maybe just apparently from the hotel bed you'd be putting
Speaker 2: the little make up my room thing.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 13: Yeah, she was in the news. And then they go
Speaker 13: every year for her birthday to the hotels. To the hotels,
Speaker 13: they have a buffet every year they go back.
Speaker 1: Come on, is amazing they have a buffet to celebrate.
Speaker 1: How good.
Speaker 3: That's funny.
Speaker 1: That's funny, but also terribly stressful.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, the time.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you check out at eleven o'clock. They're ruthless on that.
Speaker 1: Actually, you gotta check out ten, and some do eleven.
Speaker 2: I just want you to and I'm sorry, We've got
Speaker 2: to be able to check in earlier than three. Half
Speaker 2: the days done, I know, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, or we should pay cocks ridiculous it is two
Speaker 4: o'clocks ridiculous as well.
Speaker 1: But I'm happy when you're checking at three and then
Speaker 1: you've got to be out by eleven. You're not getting twenty.
Speaker 2: Four hours give you're telling me you need four hours
Speaker 2: to clean up the room. I mean maybe if her
Speaker 2: sister's just is it, But you don't need four hours.
Speaker 1: No, no, they're going to pull their socks up these hotels,
Speaker 1: don't they. I'm on a full twenty four hours.
Speaker 2: Oh he's in the buffet, Stacey.
Speaker 1: Stacy, good morning.
Speaker 4: Sorry? Sorry, where do.
Speaker 1: You sit on a hotel?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, let's stick with the shakeout.
Speaker 4: What time should check out?
Speaker 12: I agree it should be later and you should be able.
Speaker 1: To see all right, Stacey? Where did you have the baby?
Speaker 12: I delivered my beautiful little boy on the toilet.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I literally just said, what about those
Speaker 5: people who go to the toy?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 2: Was this first baby?
Speaker 12: Second baby?
Speaker 2: Because second comes quicker, doesn't don't.
Speaker 12: They a lot quicker? From first contraction to delivery was
Speaker 12: under forty minutes.
Speaker 1: Did you know you knew you were pregnant? Obviously?
Speaker 12: It was absolutely yes, I was undoubtedly pregnant. Everyone knew
Speaker 12: I was and.
Speaker 5: So when the baby started coming, were you like, oh, oh.
Speaker 12: Look, I actual we called the hospital after a couple
Speaker 12: of contractions because they were very close together, and the
Speaker 12: nurse was like, this is your second you know your
Speaker 12: first one was seven hours. Just have a shower, I
Speaker 12: have a cup of tea coming, You'll be fine.
Speaker 1: This happens to a lot of people. They go and
Speaker 1: then they go and I go. My sister in laws like,
Speaker 1: I don't want to come to maybe.
Speaker 4: Gas now, Stacey, I've done a I've done a poo
Speaker 4: sample where I've had to have to had to catch
Speaker 4: the you know, how do you go catching a baby?
Speaker 4: Did you use a ice? A? Well?
Speaker 12: Well, look, to be honest, when it's happening the first one,
Speaker 12: I think you feel that it happens very slowly and
Speaker 12: you don't have a lot of control. For the second one,
Speaker 12: I felt like my body was just doing what it
Speaker 12: needed to do naturally. So I sort of just went
Speaker 12: with said there was nothing I can do. You can't
Speaker 12: stop this process. We've been doing this for thousands of years.
Speaker 1: Anyone.
Speaker 9: Look.
Speaker 12: My husband at the time had run out of the
Speaker 12: bathroom to get the phone to call an ambulance because
Speaker 12: I said we're not going to make the hospital. And
Speaker 12: when he came back in, realizing that the handset was
Speaker 12: still in the en suite, my my little boy was born.
Speaker 12: So I was actually cradling him and he just looked
Speaker 12: at me and screamed, what have you done?
Speaker 4: What have you done?
Speaker 12: And did I still caramer? I threw himself on the
Speaker 12: floor and could not believe that I had done through him.
Speaker 12: And at that point I think he went and put
Speaker 12: himself on the bed because he was going to pass out.
Speaker 12: And then my amazing father in law came in and
Speaker 12: was like, what the hell is going on?
Speaker 1: Here are we still sitting on the toilet.
Speaker 12: I was still sitting on the toilet. I could not move,
Speaker 12: And honestly, I.
Speaker 1: Was it's not funny because I.
Speaker 12: Had my white cows and bar that down. Worry we
Speaker 12: would give me a woman. I was like, I don't
Speaker 12: know what I'm going to do with What am I
Speaker 12: going to do with them?
Speaker 4: I love you?
Speaker 1: How useless are men sometimes?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 1: Seriously, like you're just dropped a baby out, you've caught
Speaker 1: it yourself, you're now holding it, and your husband comes
Speaker 1: in and throws himself on the floor.
Speaker 2: But I'm surprised he left because last time he left
Speaker 2: you had a baby.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't be leaving you alone.
Speaker 1: Against Stacey, were you okay? You're more stressed about the towels.
Speaker 12: I was more stressed about the towns and the and
Speaker 12: I was quite calm. I'm quite calm. And by the
Speaker 12: time the paramedics right, they're like, wow, look what you see.
Speaker 12: I'm like, yeah, you're not the.
Speaker 2: First person to tell me that today.
Speaker 9: Just get me some float.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, please get me, Stacey, I give I
Speaker 1: love you. That is quite a story.
Speaker 2: Caller of the day. How about check you're turned it
Speaker 2: doll a Cargan voucher. Go on there, treat yourself.
Speaker 3: Good on you.
Speaker 1: That's an amazing story, Stacey. God, women are and mums
Speaker 1: are just amazing.
Speaker 3: So he did a good effort.
Speaker 1: What have you done? As we say, you did this
Speaker 1: to me like that?
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Speaker 4: AWESO just wondered how you got the spaghetti stains out
Speaker 4: of the carpet.
Speaker 5: I know, Oh my gosh, did I show you.
Speaker 1: What happened to my carpet.
Speaker 5: I know we're out of time, but my dog got
Speaker 5: a container of hot chocolate out of the.
Speaker 4: All over the white carpet, like you're at the color run.
Speaker 1: I think I think it's like a new carpet job.
Speaker 1: Like I don't think it can be fixed.
Speaker 3: I'm not on a rug like on the carpet.
Speaker 1: Not a rug, but it's a does it look like
Speaker 1: a yeah situation?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, you know you've seen those Instagram Instagram
Speaker 4: videos with the rug people to get the stays.
Speaker 2: That's therapy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, where do you get? Where do you find those
Speaker 1: people in real.
Speaker 3: I'll bring the gurney around.
Speaker 1: I need them off the algorithm and into my living room,
Speaker 1: like now it has happened last night.
Speaker 3: We'll come around with a gurney.
Speaker 2: Have a great day of ron. We will see you tomorrow.
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