1 00:00:00,370 --> 00:00:12,360 Speaker 1: This is Brownies Podcast! Welcome to Brownies Podcast. 2 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:14,340 Speaker 2: John is up north. I hate it when he's not 3 00:00:14,380 --> 00:00:16,220 Speaker 2: in the studio. We'll get to you in a second, Jonathan. 4 00:00:16,239 --> 00:00:19,939 Speaker 2: Campbell Brown's in the studio. Coming up, the succulent Chinese 5 00:00:19,980 --> 00:00:23,079 Speaker 2: meal guy. We've got unheard audio sent to me from 6 00:00:23,100 --> 00:00:26,020 Speaker 2: a degenerate pluses. A lot of spicy games coming up 7 00:00:26,060 --> 00:00:26,660 Speaker 2: this weekend. 8 00:00:26,860 --> 00:00:29,280 Speaker 3: Plenty to get to. But more importantly, I'll broach this. 9 00:00:29,520 --> 00:00:31,700 Speaker 3: It feels like it's been a while, man. Yeah, how 10 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,720 Speaker 3: you guys? How you guys? It's good to be back, baby. Yeah, 11 00:00:33,780 --> 00:00:34,580 Speaker 3: it's good to see your face. 12 00:00:34,620 --> 00:00:38,099 Speaker 2: But also in the studio, a man that's won 870 13 00:00:38,100 --> 00:00:38,720 Speaker 2: Coleman medals. 14 00:00:38,800 --> 00:00:39,180 Speaker 4: Probably. 15 00:00:39,380 --> 00:00:43,409 Speaker 3: It feels like that. Matthew Lloyd. Dino. 16 00:00:43,810 --> 00:00:44,210 Speaker 4: Brownies. 17 00:00:44,409 --> 00:00:46,170 Speaker 3: Great to be with you both. Good to see you, Lordo. 18 00:00:46,250 --> 00:00:47,530 Speaker 3: There's a bit of tension in the studio. 19 00:00:47,570 --> 00:00:49,170 Speaker 5: Bullshit. 20 00:00:49,210 --> 00:00:51,210 Speaker 6: There might have been 10 years ago, but not anymore. 21 00:00:51,229 --> 00:00:53,760 Speaker 6: We're great mates these days. Who was the biggest. 22 00:00:53,520 --> 00:00:56,700 Speaker 3: Shit-stirrer, Lloydy? Because it feels like dog's the obvious answer. 23 00:00:57,180 --> 00:01:00,540 Speaker 3: Are you a shit-stirrer, but go under the radar shit-stirrer? 24 00:01:00,560 --> 00:01:03,340 Speaker 6: Well, the big mistake I made, actually, so we had 25 00:01:03,370 --> 00:01:05,630 Speaker 6: this tension going between the two of us, and I 26 00:01:05,670 --> 00:01:07,410 Speaker 6: wasn't happy with how I was playing this one game. 27 00:01:07,430 --> 00:01:10,610 Speaker 6: You're wearing those blue jumpers this day, and it must 28 00:01:10,630 --> 00:01:11,789 Speaker 6: have been a heritage round. 29 00:01:12,069 --> 00:01:13,310 Speaker 3: They were terrible jumpers. 30 00:01:13,430 --> 00:01:16,780 Speaker 6: And I was filthy with how I was playing, and I... Anyway, 31 00:01:16,920 --> 00:01:19,220 Speaker 6: on the halftime siren, I turned to Spider Everett and 32 00:01:19,240 --> 00:01:21,899 Speaker 6: I said, gee, what about the spare tyres around your waist, Spider? 33 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,479 Speaker 6: What's happened to you, Spider? And Spider's eyes just rolled 34 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:27,110 Speaker 6: in his head and he just threw me to the 35 00:01:27,150 --> 00:01:29,750 Speaker 6: ground and I look up and here was Campbell just 36 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:30,419 Speaker 6: charging at me. 37 00:01:30,430 --> 00:01:31,569 Speaker 3: He thought, here's my chance. 38 00:01:32,150 --> 00:01:33,429 Speaker 6: I'm going to get him here. And he used my 39 00:01:33,450 --> 00:01:35,200 Speaker 6: head like a speedball for about the next five minutes. 40 00:01:35,220 --> 00:01:38,619 Speaker 6: LAUGHTER I got a month. I got four weeks, month 41 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,479 Speaker 6: for every post. Did you even like. 42 00:01:41,240 --> 00:01:43,900 Speaker 5: Spider Everett, Brown Dog? I can't believe you've come in 43 00:01:43,959 --> 00:01:44,779 Speaker 5: and flown the flag. 44 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:46,980 Speaker 3: Yeah, look, he was on the nose a bit, Spider. 45 00:01:48,240 --> 00:01:53,920 Speaker 3: I hear the cheers between founding a team. It must 46 00:01:53,940 --> 00:01:56,840 Speaker 3: be so weird. He literally was just pummeling your head 47 00:01:56,880 --> 00:01:59,560 Speaker 3: like he said, like a speedball. I didn't get any 48 00:01:59,580 --> 00:02:01,080 Speaker 3: good ones. No, no. 49 00:02:01,120 --> 00:02:03,290 Speaker 6: The eye was black and blue for a little bit, 50 00:02:03,330 --> 00:02:04,930 Speaker 6: but you would have liked him a bit better. 51 00:02:07,290 --> 00:02:08,830 Speaker 3: Great rivalry for many, many years. 52 00:02:09,250 --> 00:02:13,750 Speaker 2: John, your fellow power forward is here. How can you 53 00:02:13,770 --> 00:02:15,630 Speaker 2: guys bond over being the greats? 54 00:02:15,970 --> 00:02:17,410 Speaker 5: Well, I'm excited. 55 00:02:17,630 --> 00:02:20,500 Speaker 7: Well, it's with great excitement that I was able to 56 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:23,960 Speaker 7: present him with his jumper a few months ago because 57 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:26,540 Speaker 7: he's the biggest, as the commissioner of the Carlton Draft, 58 00:02:26,580 --> 00:02:29,980 Speaker 7: which I take very seriously. I was very proud to 59 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:33,250 Speaker 7: announce that I had Matty Lloyd as my marquee signing 60 00:02:33,270 --> 00:02:35,290 Speaker 7: this year to go out to a country region club. 61 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:39,410 Speaker 7: And Conrad's done fantastic things for community football, especially since COVID. 62 00:02:39,870 --> 00:02:42,429 Speaker 7: But we need big names. We need big names every year. 63 00:02:42,470 --> 00:02:44,250 Speaker 7: And this man takes the cake. And we got him 64 00:02:44,290 --> 00:02:46,890 Speaker 7: down to my neck of the woods, Old Collegians. Now, 65 00:02:46,930 --> 00:02:49,690 Speaker 7: there was no sort of... dodgy shit going on. The 66 00:02:49,710 --> 00:02:52,079 Speaker 7: old collegians didn't pay me off. That was fair dinkum 67 00:02:52,240 --> 00:02:54,500 Speaker 7: out of the barrel. It was a random pick, but 68 00:02:54,540 --> 00:02:58,240 Speaker 7: he's going down to Warrnambool to represent old collegians. And 69 00:02:58,280 --> 00:03:00,160 Speaker 7: I think he's probably six or eight on offer for 70 00:03:00,200 --> 00:03:03,070 Speaker 7: him down there. Just a lazy Saturday afternoon for you, Lloydy. 71 00:03:03,650 --> 00:03:06,730 Speaker 6: Oh, the pressure's on, Brownie, because normally I'm well prepared 72 00:03:06,770 --> 00:03:08,330 Speaker 6: for everything I do, but this has probably been the 73 00:03:08,370 --> 00:03:09,250 Speaker 6: worst prep I've had. 74 00:03:09,310 --> 00:03:10,609 Speaker 3: Just haven't done too much. 75 00:03:10,669 --> 00:03:13,250 Speaker 6: So Brad Scott actually has said to me, If you 76 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:14,829 Speaker 6: want to come and do a session with the Bombers, 77 00:03:14,970 --> 00:03:17,889 Speaker 6: I'm here for you. That was about a month ago. 78 00:03:17,910 --> 00:03:19,270 Speaker 6: I haven't taken him up on it, so I might 79 00:03:19,310 --> 00:03:21,329 Speaker 6: do it this week. But there was a respect between 80 00:03:21,370 --> 00:03:23,270 Speaker 6: Brownie and I, the key forward union. 81 00:03:23,290 --> 00:03:24,290 Speaker 3: Yeah. 82 00:03:24,500 --> 00:03:28,300 Speaker 6: We said the midfielders like Koch and Isaac, Joey Montagna. 83 00:03:28,320 --> 00:03:28,579 Speaker 5: Yeah. 84 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 3: Not sure how Dil Buckley made it, but. 85 00:03:31,220 --> 00:03:33,780 Speaker 6: There are a dime a dozen of those midfielders, so 86 00:03:33,800 --> 00:03:35,540 Speaker 6: that's what Brownie and I were saying. 87 00:03:35,560 --> 00:03:37,970 Speaker 7: We had an opponent too, Lloydy, didn't we? We had 88 00:03:37,990 --> 00:03:40,710 Speaker 7: to play our whole career with one or two opponents 89 00:03:40,730 --> 00:03:42,570 Speaker 7: at least, all of those bloody midfielders. 90 00:03:42,590 --> 00:03:43,790 Speaker 3: They're heroes. 91 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,120 Speaker 8: I've done some homework, a bit of research, and the 92 00:03:46,130 --> 00:03:49,620 Speaker 8: carton draft is a magnificent concept. But Lordo holds the 93 00:03:49,660 --> 00:03:55,400 Speaker 8: record for the oldest participant for the calendar. 94 00:03:55,400 --> 00:03:55,500 Speaker 6: 47? 95 00:03:55,500 --> 00:03:55,600 Speaker 2: 46. 96 00:03:55,600 --> 00:03:55,700 Speaker 9: 46. 97 00:03:55,700 --> 00:03:57,780 Speaker 8: We haven't had someone of his age yet play. 98 00:03:57,800 --> 00:04:01,060 Speaker 3: That's a concern, Brian. Is that you? You've done perfectly. 99 00:04:01,060 --> 00:04:01,340 Speaker 5: 46, brother. 100 00:04:01,340 --> 00:04:01,400 Speaker 4: 46. 101 00:04:01,380 --> 00:04:05,370 Speaker 3: He looks good, bro. Can you just have a look 102 00:04:05,410 --> 00:04:09,930 Speaker 3: at how they've aged post-career? Look at Campbell. He looks 103 00:04:09,990 --> 00:04:12,630 Speaker 3: somewhat homeless, like he hasn't been showered in a week. 104 00:04:12,670 --> 00:04:15,190 Speaker 3: He looks terrible. And Matty Lloyd, he looks like he's 105 00:04:15,450 --> 00:04:17,450 Speaker 3: the head of an investment banking firm and looks a 106 00:04:17,490 --> 00:04:18,860 Speaker 3: million dollars. Amazing. 107 00:04:18,940 --> 00:04:21,960 Speaker 7: I think we should just acknowledge the preparation too, Lloydy. 108 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:26,480 Speaker 7: Brown Dog's actually brought to the table. Magnificent preparation, Brown 109 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:30,240 Speaker 7: Dog there. You've been working hard overtime apart from doing 110 00:04:30,260 --> 00:04:31,440 Speaker 7: the race fields for a Saturday. 111 00:04:31,560 --> 00:04:33,110 Speaker 6: I was watching him out on the street, actually. I 112 00:04:33,130 --> 00:04:34,630 Speaker 6: was in my car and I was here a little 113 00:04:34,650 --> 00:04:37,849 Speaker 6: bit earlier. And Brownie would have done a thousand steps 114 00:04:38,010 --> 00:04:39,969 Speaker 6: out the front making a phone call. Could have sworn 115 00:04:39,990 --> 00:04:41,350 Speaker 6: he was a drug dealer out there. 116 00:04:41,390 --> 00:04:43,730 Speaker 3: He was just going up and down, up and down. 117 00:04:43,790 --> 00:04:45,650 Speaker 3: I like to pace when I'm on the phone, especially 118 00:04:45,680 --> 00:04:47,080 Speaker 3: if I'm engaged in a topic. Yeah. 119 00:04:47,920 --> 00:04:51,360 Speaker 2: Jonathan, Jonathan, we've got two men in the studio that publicly, 120 00:04:51,540 --> 00:04:54,960 Speaker 2: and no shame here, both love Bacardi breezes. 121 00:04:54,980 --> 00:04:55,260 Speaker 4: Yes. 122 00:04:55,640 --> 00:04:56,400 Speaker 5: They do. 123 00:04:56,480 --> 00:04:57,920 Speaker 3: What's your favourite flavoured dog? 124 00:04:57,940 --> 00:05:01,880 Speaker 5: Watermelon. Ideally cruises for this segment, Dino, being a CUB product. 125 00:05:01,920 --> 00:05:02,380 Speaker 4: Good point. 126 00:05:02,620 --> 00:05:05,500 Speaker 3: I'll take the pineapple. Oh, the pineapple. 127 00:05:05,560 --> 00:05:05,660 Speaker 4: No. 128 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,260 Speaker 3: They don't make them anymore, Bacardi Breezers. 129 00:05:08,490 --> 00:05:08,690 Speaker 9: Right. 130 00:05:08,810 --> 00:05:10,070 Speaker 3: I can't find them anyway. 131 00:05:10,110 --> 00:05:13,690 Speaker 2: On footy trips, did your Bogan mates, Lloydy, try and 132 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,830 Speaker 2: force beer down your throat or were they respectful of 133 00:05:15,890 --> 00:05:18,180 Speaker 2: your love of the great pineapple? 134 00:05:18,200 --> 00:05:19,260 Speaker 3: Yeah, I had to go through a bit. 135 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:21,420 Speaker 6: So my first four or five years, like the boys 136 00:05:21,700 --> 00:05:24,380 Speaker 6: weren't happy that I was drinking on Mad Monday's Bacardi 137 00:05:24,420 --> 00:05:27,010 Speaker 6: Breezers and it was guys like Johnny Barnes and Dean Wallace. 138 00:05:27,450 --> 00:05:29,550 Speaker 6: Those sort of guys, they'd get me and pin me 139 00:05:29,589 --> 00:05:31,670 Speaker 6: and go, mate, you're drinking a beer, you're drinking a beer. 140 00:05:31,690 --> 00:05:33,710 Speaker 6: And then I worked hard at just saying, no, I'm 141 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,210 Speaker 6: not going to do what you blokes want me to do. 142 00:05:35,260 --> 00:05:37,000 Speaker 6: I'm just here to enjoy myself. And then before you 143 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:39,320 Speaker 6: knew it, blokes like Tommy Bell Chambers come along and 144 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,599 Speaker 6: he was on the Bacardi Breeze. And actually before he 145 00:05:41,640 --> 00:05:44,190 Speaker 6: knew it, half the group were drinking with me, Bacardi Breezes, 146 00:05:44,490 --> 00:05:46,170 Speaker 6: and half the other group were with Wally and Barns 147 00:05:46,230 --> 00:05:46,790 Speaker 6: and drinking beer. 148 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:50,170 Speaker 3: Boydie, what were you like at school? Because to me, 149 00:05:50,230 --> 00:05:54,440 Speaker 3: you're Mr. Prepared, Mr. Practice. You look perfect. There's not 150 00:05:54,480 --> 00:05:56,640 Speaker 3: a hair wrong on you. Were you like putting your 151 00:05:56,660 --> 00:05:59,360 Speaker 3: hand up before everyone to answer the questions, all that shit? 152 00:06:00,220 --> 00:06:03,219 Speaker 6: I wouldn't say I got in much trouble, but my 153 00:06:03,240 --> 00:06:04,950 Speaker 6: year 12 score is nothing to be proud of. 154 00:06:05,020 --> 00:06:05,490 Speaker 5: Really? 155 00:06:05,529 --> 00:06:07,630 Speaker 6: No, it was pretty ordinary. So I got drafted to 156 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:11,169 Speaker 6: the Bombers in... My year 11 year, so I was 157 00:06:11,210 --> 00:06:14,270 Speaker 6: a 16-year-old. So my year 12 year was pretty much 158 00:06:14,330 --> 00:06:15,930 Speaker 6: trying to get a game of AFL footy. So I 159 00:06:15,950 --> 00:06:18,510 Speaker 6: got five games in my year 12 year. So I 160 00:06:19,250 --> 00:06:20,750 Speaker 6: must admit I was the king of the school. 161 00:06:20,510 --> 00:06:20,830 Speaker 5: In that year. 162 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:22,930 Speaker 7: What was it like going to school? What was it 163 00:06:22,950 --> 00:06:24,800 Speaker 7: like turning up to school? Because you're not playing for 164 00:06:24,810 --> 00:06:26,690 Speaker 7: a small club. You're playing for one of the biggest 165 00:06:26,710 --> 00:06:28,540 Speaker 7: clubs in the land, Lloydy. You had great success at 166 00:06:28,560 --> 00:06:29,779 Speaker 7: that time. What was it like turning up to. 167 00:06:29,800 --> 00:06:31,620 Speaker 5: School the next day or on a Monday after school? 168 00:06:32,040 --> 00:06:34,580 Speaker 6: Yeah, it was huge. So this is what Sheeds was like. 169 00:06:34,620 --> 00:06:36,900 Speaker 6: He said to me, he said, because I was playing 170 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,260 Speaker 6: for St. Bernard's on a Wednesday and playing in the 171 00:06:39,320 --> 00:06:41,810 Speaker 6: seconds on a Saturday or a Sunday. And Sheeds said 172 00:06:41,820 --> 00:06:44,810 Speaker 6: to me, on school holidays, I want to play you 173 00:06:44,990 --> 00:06:47,510 Speaker 6: in the AFL. Go and finish your exams. Then I'm 174 00:06:47,529 --> 00:06:49,250 Speaker 6: going to bring you in in round 22 when your 175 00:06:49,270 --> 00:06:50,690 Speaker 6: exams are finished. And then I'm going to play you 176 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:53,130 Speaker 6: in the final series. So Sheeds knew what he wanted 177 00:06:53,190 --> 00:06:55,310 Speaker 6: from me in year one. But there was this one 178 00:06:55,360 --> 00:06:57,300 Speaker 6: day I didn't think I was going to debut because 179 00:06:57,320 --> 00:06:59,940 Speaker 6: the Bombers were flying. And a mate said to me, mate, 180 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:02,420 Speaker 6: we've only got, I don't know, Science or something, do 181 00:07:02,440 --> 00:07:03,820 Speaker 6: you want to come back to my place and we'll 182 00:07:03,839 --> 00:07:06,650 Speaker 6: just do some PlayStation? So no worries, let's go back. 183 00:07:07,610 --> 00:07:10,610 Speaker 6: Didn't realise that Sheeds was going to surprise me. He 184 00:07:10,650 --> 00:07:13,270 Speaker 6: was sending Tim Watson to the school, working for Channel 185 00:07:13,270 --> 00:07:16,210 Speaker 6: 7 to interview me with 1,000 kids behind me at school. 186 00:07:16,430 --> 00:07:19,750 Speaker 3: No one could find me. Wagging school. 187 00:07:19,800 --> 00:07:23,140 Speaker 6: Wagging school. So next minute, like everyone's going, would you 188 00:07:23,180 --> 00:07:25,760 Speaker 6: know where he is? So me and this kid, so 189 00:07:25,960 --> 00:07:27,440 Speaker 6: his phone rang at home. 190 00:07:27,920 --> 00:07:28,440 Speaker 3: He answered. 191 00:07:28,990 --> 00:07:30,450 Speaker 6: And they said, would Lordy be with you? And he 192 00:07:30,490 --> 00:07:33,570 Speaker 6: was trying to lie. So we got ushered back to school. 193 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:36,130 Speaker 6: This kid copped about 1,000 detentions. I was fine because 194 00:07:36,310 --> 00:07:38,550 Speaker 6: I was playing league footy for the school the next week. 195 00:07:38,590 --> 00:07:41,190 Speaker 3: Holy shit, John. That's the best. 196 00:07:41,810 --> 00:07:44,470 Speaker 2: Wait, can you just really fathom that? You're in year 197 00:07:44,470 --> 00:07:45,890 Speaker 2: 12 and you're playing for the Bombers. 198 00:07:45,930 --> 00:07:46,210 Speaker 4: Yeah. 199 00:07:46,290 --> 00:07:49,200 Speaker 3: Not the seconds. You're playing for the Bombers, bro. 200 00:07:49,210 --> 00:07:49,670 Speaker 4: Yeah, it's wild. 201 00:07:50,010 --> 00:07:52,770 Speaker 2: What sort of confidence are you walking around the cafeteria with? 202 00:07:52,790 --> 00:07:54,170 Speaker 6: It was good because I was able to kick a 203 00:07:54,190 --> 00:07:57,410 Speaker 6: goal in the first 20 seconds against the Crows. We 204 00:07:57,430 --> 00:08:00,230 Speaker 6: won by 130 points and I kicked three. The next 205 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,620 Speaker 6: week on a Friday night, played in front of 90,000 people. 206 00:08:02,860 --> 00:08:04,570 Speaker 6: I only got the one handball game too. A bit 207 00:08:04,600 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 6: like your stats early, Brownie, in your career. That's right. 208 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:08,940 Speaker 5: First eight games. 209 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:11,940 Speaker 6: Yeah, so it was a great feeling, obviously, at school 210 00:08:11,960 --> 00:08:12,940 Speaker 6: and playing AFL footy. 211 00:08:12,980 --> 00:08:16,280 Speaker 3: Do you know Sandy Roberts called Brownie Jeff Brown? Oh, 212 00:08:16,340 --> 00:08:17,160 Speaker 3: did he? During the conference. 213 00:08:17,180 --> 00:08:20,000 Speaker 5: My whole first game. I did not get a stat, Lloydy, 214 00:08:20,060 --> 00:08:20,940 Speaker 5: and I watched the replay. 215 00:08:21,020 --> 00:08:22,980 Speaker 7: I don't know why I was watching the replay for 216 00:08:23,040 --> 00:08:25,720 Speaker 7: a statless card, but I find out that Sandy's called 217 00:08:25,740 --> 00:08:26,640 Speaker 7: me Big Jeff Brown. 218 00:08:26,700 --> 00:08:28,060 Speaker 5: It's been a tough night for Big Jeff. 219 00:08:28,300 --> 00:08:29,780 Speaker 3: So what people. 220 00:08:29,540 --> 00:08:33,640 Speaker 8: Don't know is because me and Lloydy had this little feud, 221 00:08:33,660 --> 00:08:34,359 Speaker 8: a public feud. 222 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:36,140 Speaker 3: Sexual chemistry. 223 00:08:36,860 --> 00:08:39,939 Speaker 8: The rest of the Lloydy family, so his brother Brad 224 00:08:39,960 --> 00:08:41,880 Speaker 8: was my manager for the first seven years. So I 225 00:08:41,880 --> 00:08:46,150 Speaker 8: terrorised Brad and Mel would terrorise him, trying to get, like, 226 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:52,890 Speaker 8: accounting works through TLA and things like that because management 227 00:08:52,929 --> 00:08:55,469 Speaker 8: fees weren't tax deductible back in the day. 228 00:08:55,490 --> 00:08:57,449 Speaker 3: They are now, right? So you imagine my old man 229 00:08:57,490 --> 00:08:59,099 Speaker 3: terrorising his brother, Brad. 230 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:03,380 Speaker 8: Simon was a sports psych at Hawthorne, which I had 231 00:09:03,740 --> 00:09:04,860 Speaker 8: anger management issues. 232 00:09:04,880 --> 00:09:07,140 Speaker 3: I had to go and see him regularly. So I 233 00:09:07,160 --> 00:09:08,340 Speaker 3: was terrorising Simon. 234 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:10,580 Speaker 8: And then every time I'd go on to the footy 235 00:09:10,600 --> 00:09:13,069 Speaker 8: show and do it, Kylie used to work for the 236 00:09:13,110 --> 00:09:16,870 Speaker 8: footy show, and I would demand– Bacardi breezes and apple 237 00:09:16,910 --> 00:09:19,850 Speaker 8: ciders instead of the usual beer. So I was terrorising her. 238 00:09:19,929 --> 00:09:23,340 Speaker 8: So I really made it my pact to terrorise the 239 00:09:23,380 --> 00:09:25,040 Speaker 8: whole Lloyd family for the best part. 240 00:09:24,880 --> 00:09:25,500 Speaker 5: Of a decade. 241 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:28,339 Speaker 6: And I reckon Mel even rang my brother Brad when 242 00:09:28,460 --> 00:09:30,140 Speaker 6: he was your manager and said, I want to sue. 243 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:31,439 Speaker 3: I want to sue Matthew. 244 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:33,260 Speaker 6: So my brother Brad was trying to deal with that 245 00:09:33,280 --> 00:09:33,730 Speaker 6: for a while. 246 00:09:33,750 --> 00:09:35,330 Speaker 3: For defamation. For defamation, yeah. 247 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:35,570 Speaker 2: Oh, God. 248 00:09:36,230 --> 00:09:37,510 Speaker 3: And can you tell the story, Brad? 249 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:40,150 Speaker 6: You've got to tell the story about when we patched 250 00:09:40,190 --> 00:09:41,910 Speaker 6: it up, when you messaged me on Instagram. 251 00:09:42,270 --> 00:09:43,309 Speaker 3: Yeah. What? 252 00:09:43,620 --> 00:09:46,619 Speaker 8: Yeah, well, so I had Brad Sewell's Bucks party up 253 00:09:46,700 --> 00:09:47,439 Speaker 8: in Byron Bay. 254 00:09:47,559 --> 00:09:47,739 Speaker 3: Right. 255 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:49,780 Speaker 8: And we all know the famous incident where Lloydy came 256 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:52,200 Speaker 8: off the line and got him. 257 00:09:52,460 --> 00:09:55,970 Speaker 5: Yeah, got him. I thought it was a fair hit. 258 00:09:57,429 --> 00:09:58,930 Speaker 3: Wish you were on the tribunal for me, Dono. 259 00:09:58,950 --> 00:09:59,010 Speaker 4: So. 260 00:10:00,640 --> 00:10:04,440 Speaker 8: Lordo and I had had this public feud for a decade, 261 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:08,100 Speaker 8: and we'd never really spoken. We did that Channel 9 262 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:09,420 Speaker 8: bury the hatchet with Nathan Brown. 263 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:10,840 Speaker 3: When you were at the Gold Coast, I saw two 264 00:10:10,860 --> 00:10:14,480 Speaker 3: hostages sitting there like, there's no one to muscle you anymore. Yeah. 265 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:21,530 Speaker 8: Anyway, I decide I'm going to do something fun. 266 00:10:21,330 --> 00:10:25,110 Speaker 3: For Sully's bucks. Yeah, that's right. 267 00:10:26,090 --> 00:10:30,290 Speaker 8: And we're going to dress Sully up in full Essendon kit, 268 00:10:30,450 --> 00:10:32,390 Speaker 8: number 18 on the back, right, and he's going to 269 00:10:32,410 --> 00:10:35,949 Speaker 8: be Matty Lloyd for the day at the Great Northern there. 270 00:10:35,429 --> 00:10:35,910 Speaker 3: On his bucks. 271 00:10:35,929 --> 00:10:39,890 Speaker 8: So I thought, jeez, I'll message Lordo and I'll get 272 00:10:39,929 --> 00:10:43,070 Speaker 8: him to maybe sign the jumper and write a little note. 273 00:10:43,230 --> 00:10:43,350 Speaker 4: Mm-hmm. 274 00:10:43,929 --> 00:10:46,949 Speaker 8: And he wrote back, you know, I said, oh, mate, 275 00:10:47,030 --> 00:10:51,319 Speaker 8: I need your address. And he goes, mate, why do 276 00:10:51,360 --> 00:10:54,720 Speaker 8: you need my address? I said, I need to come 277 00:10:54,760 --> 00:10:56,160 Speaker 8: round to your house. He goes, well, mate, I'm not 278 00:10:56,179 --> 00:11:02,350 Speaker 8: going to give you it. LAUGHTER I said, no, seriously, mate, 279 00:11:02,390 --> 00:11:02,750 Speaker 8: I need it. 280 00:11:02,770 --> 00:11:06,510 Speaker 3: I'm driving through Brighton. He goes, oh, okay. So he 281 00:11:06,590 --> 00:11:10,610 Speaker 3: reluctantly gives me his address. And as I ring the doorbell, 282 00:11:10,630 --> 00:11:11,030 Speaker 3: I still. 283 00:11:10,870 --> 00:11:13,189 Speaker 8: Hadn't told him exactly why I was coming around. I 284 00:11:14,070 --> 00:11:16,429 Speaker 8: ring the doorbell and Matty opens the door and I 285 00:11:16,470 --> 00:11:18,540 Speaker 8: can see him ushering up his wife and children. 286 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:21,920 Speaker 3: Up the stairs, putting him out in front. 287 00:11:23,500 --> 00:11:24,900 Speaker 8: And I came in and I think we had a 288 00:11:24,920 --> 00:11:26,540 Speaker 8: cup of tea or something and I said, you know, 289 00:11:26,580 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 8: can you sign this jumper? 290 00:11:27,860 --> 00:11:28,219 Speaker 4: And he wrote. 291 00:11:29,520 --> 00:11:32,280 Speaker 8: Two, Brad, have a great Bucks day. I hope you 292 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:35,140 Speaker 8: stay conscious longer than you did at the MCG. 293 00:11:35,200 --> 00:11:41,720 Speaker 3: And since then, you know, I think that's good. Oh, man. Unbelievable. 294 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:44,840 Speaker 3: So when's this game? Is it this weekend? So next Saturday. 295 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:45,940 Speaker 3: Next Saturday. Yeah, Saturday. 296 00:11:45,980 --> 00:11:48,819 Speaker 6: So eight days' time. Looking forward to it. So in Warrnambool, 297 00:11:48,940 --> 00:11:51,120 Speaker 6: it's going to be fantastic. I hope a big turnout 298 00:11:51,160 --> 00:11:54,020 Speaker 6: for it. It'll be huge. The team is two wins 299 00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,540 Speaker 6: and nine losses that I'm playing for. 300 00:11:55,559 --> 00:11:57,160 Speaker 5: Oh, jeez. So, yeah. 301 00:11:57,740 --> 00:11:59,099 Speaker 3: Let's hope they can get in there enough and I 302 00:11:59,140 --> 00:11:59,880 Speaker 3: can try and contribute. 303 00:11:59,900 --> 00:12:01,780 Speaker 6: Will you throw the grass in the air still? Well, 304 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:03,350 Speaker 6: do you know, I tried to get rid of that. 305 00:12:03,950 --> 00:12:06,030 Speaker 6: I called Malcolm Blight one day and I said to him, 306 00:12:06,250 --> 00:12:08,329 Speaker 6: let's chat about my footy. And he said, before I 307 00:12:08,370 --> 00:12:10,929 Speaker 6: got up to leave, he said, one last thing, Lloydy. 308 00:12:10,950 --> 00:12:13,949 Speaker 6: He said, that's throwing of the grass. That's absolute rubbish. 309 00:12:14,190 --> 00:12:14,630 Speaker 3: Get rid of it. 310 00:12:15,309 --> 00:12:18,650 Speaker 6: He said, anyway, so the next training session, we did 311 00:12:18,690 --> 00:12:20,750 Speaker 6: some match play, and I tried to go without it, 312 00:12:20,790 --> 00:12:21,870 Speaker 6: and I felt like I was nude. 313 00:12:21,929 --> 00:12:24,770 Speaker 3: I felt like something was missing. It's all good luck. Yeah, 314 00:12:24,870 --> 00:12:25,170 Speaker 3: I know. 315 00:12:25,190 --> 00:12:27,069 Speaker 6: So all the boys said, well, she's your kick to 316 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,010 Speaker 6: ordinary tonight. I said, yeah, it's because Malcolm Blight said 317 00:12:29,030 --> 00:12:30,650 Speaker 6: I've got to stop throwing the grass up. They said, 318 00:12:30,720 --> 00:12:33,240 Speaker 6: stuff Malcolm Blight. You've got to keep doing what you do. 319 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,460 Speaker 3: I used to love it when you would do when 320 00:12:34,480 --> 00:12:38,300 Speaker 3: the roof was closed. It just falls straight down. Yeah, 321 00:12:38,420 --> 00:12:38,880 Speaker 3: I know. 322 00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:42,140 Speaker 2: Lody, the Bobby Hill mark last week, people are comparing 323 00:12:42,179 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 2: that to Moorcroft. 324 00:12:44,860 --> 00:12:47,320 Speaker 3: Gary Moorcroft, yeah. Who's better? 325 00:12:47,420 --> 00:12:48,580 Speaker 5: A lot of you would have been playing in that 326 00:12:48,620 --> 00:12:49,140 Speaker 5: game too. 327 00:12:49,280 --> 00:12:52,060 Speaker 6: It's embarrassing because I tried. He smashed his hip and 328 00:12:52,080 --> 00:12:54,340 Speaker 6: was never the same again. I'm there trying to take 329 00:12:54,360 --> 00:12:56,140 Speaker 6: the kick in case he couldn't take the kick at 330 00:12:56,220 --> 00:12:58,719 Speaker 6: the top of the goal square. If you watch that back, 331 00:12:58,800 --> 00:13:01,160 Speaker 6: it's a bit embarrassing for my part. But no, not 332 00:13:01,200 --> 00:13:02,640 Speaker 6: as good as Moorcroft, I wouldn't say. 333 00:13:02,660 --> 00:13:06,120 Speaker 2: Because Moorcroft was short, it looked like he was higher 334 00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:06,560 Speaker 2: in the air. 335 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:08,640 Speaker 3: You know what I mean? He's purely standing on top. 336 00:13:08,990 --> 00:13:12,210 Speaker 3: He was high. And he arches the back. It's pretty sick. 337 00:13:12,230 --> 00:13:14,449 Speaker 3: And the horizontalness of it, that is just, you don't 338 00:13:14,470 --> 00:13:15,250 Speaker 3: get that very often. 339 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:17,830 Speaker 8: JB, I reckon you forgot about Moorcroft when you went 340 00:13:17,870 --> 00:13:18,910 Speaker 8: with that on Monday. 341 00:13:18,950 --> 00:13:19,350 Speaker 4: Yeah. 342 00:13:19,370 --> 00:13:20,510 Speaker 3: Did you forget about Gary? 343 00:13:20,990 --> 00:13:23,630 Speaker 7: No, I only said it because as a reference point 344 00:13:23,690 --> 00:13:25,890 Speaker 7: for Mark of the Century. So Mark of the Century 345 00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:29,840 Speaker 7: last year, I compared it, sorry, Mark of the last 346 00:13:29,860 --> 00:13:32,939 Speaker 7: century was Sean Smith, Lloydy, as we know. And so 347 00:13:32,960 --> 00:13:35,359 Speaker 7: I said, well, this could be this year's mark of 348 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,319 Speaker 7: the century because was Moorcroft in this century? 349 00:13:38,340 --> 00:13:38,900 Speaker 4: Yes, 2001 or 2. 350 00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:39,990 Speaker 3: I think. 351 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:41,290 Speaker 4: Yeah, 2001. 352 00:13:41,270 --> 00:13:44,850 Speaker 5: Oh, was it? Okay. Righto. Sorry. Well, there you go. Well, 353 00:13:44,870 --> 00:13:45,990 Speaker 5: I'm going to stick to me gun there. 354 00:13:46,010 --> 00:13:46,429 Speaker 4: Yeah, good. 355 00:13:46,450 --> 00:13:47,330 Speaker 3: I'm going to be like you. 356 00:13:47,350 --> 00:13:48,569 Speaker 5: Never apologise. 357 00:13:48,630 --> 00:13:49,980 Speaker 3: Hey, Lloydy. Yeah. 358 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:53,199 Speaker 7: Lloydy, just quickly, mate, you've gone on to become a 359 00:13:53,320 --> 00:13:56,620 Speaker 7: super coach. Hailabree, getting the kids through school. You won 360 00:13:56,660 --> 00:14:00,180 Speaker 7: the premiership last year. You're undefeated this year. Scotty Pendlebury 361 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:03,660 Speaker 7: helps you out. Ever thought about the lure of going 362 00:14:03,679 --> 00:14:06,580 Speaker 7: into AFL coaching? You're a magnificent media commentator. You have 363 00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:11,260 Speaker 7: fantastic opinions. Have you ever been tempted or lured back in? 364 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:12,420 Speaker 3: It's interesting, Brent. 365 00:14:12,460 --> 00:14:15,670 Speaker 6: I get asked that occasionally by people, what's next for 366 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:17,390 Speaker 6: you in that regard? And I do really enjoy it. 367 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:20,530 Speaker 6: It's probably what I'm most passionate about outside of my 368 00:14:20,570 --> 00:14:23,330 Speaker 6: family at the moment, the win-loss. You lose that once 369 00:14:23,350 --> 00:14:25,830 Speaker 6: you've lost it as a player, but that game day, 370 00:14:26,090 --> 00:14:28,570 Speaker 6: whether you win or lose. But to be honest, I 371 00:14:28,630 --> 00:14:33,050 Speaker 6: left my playing career frustrated. It was a very toxic environment, 372 00:14:33,250 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 6: a lot of politics going on. You know, where I 373 00:14:35,360 --> 00:14:36,800 Speaker 6: felt like, you know, I was being phased out of 374 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,620 Speaker 6: the club and it wasn't nice. And then I went 375 00:14:38,660 --> 00:14:40,380 Speaker 6: in for a year just to dip the toe in 376 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,980 Speaker 6: the water and I helped Joe Danaher for a year 377 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:45,360 Speaker 6: at the Bombers. And I felt like James Hurd was 378 00:14:45,420 --> 00:14:48,110 Speaker 6: under a lot of pressure and people were blaming each other. 379 00:14:48,150 --> 00:14:50,370 Speaker 6: And I thought to myself, that's why I hated the 380 00:14:50,390 --> 00:14:50,990 Speaker 6: game in the end. 381 00:14:51,010 --> 00:14:51,489 Speaker 3: I hated it. 382 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:54,590 Speaker 6: Whereas at my level, I can control everything I want 383 00:14:54,610 --> 00:14:58,490 Speaker 6: to do. Whereas AFL, it becomes political. Too many people 384 00:14:58,510 --> 00:15:01,470 Speaker 6: get involved, and I don't really enjoy that aspect of it. 385 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:03,330 Speaker 6: So I just like the balance that I've got in 386 00:15:03,350 --> 00:15:03,670 Speaker 6: my life. 387 00:15:03,810 --> 00:15:06,430 Speaker 3: Smart answer. Look at Bucks. He's a way happier man. 388 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:09,520 Speaker 8: Yeah, and the one difference you can do, Lord, is 389 00:15:09,600 --> 00:15:11,360 Speaker 8: after a good win or a premiership, you can go 390 00:15:11,380 --> 00:15:12,700 Speaker 8: and have a few beers with the players. 391 00:15:12,720 --> 00:15:16,100 Speaker 3: Oh, you can't even do that, can you? 392 00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:16,460 Speaker 4: Yeah. 393 00:15:16,480 --> 00:15:18,960 Speaker 3: That's another funny little story. Please. 394 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:21,850 Speaker 6: I was under the pump. Someone said to me, mate, 395 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,070 Speaker 6: you've just never done anything wrong, have you? Is there 396 00:15:25,110 --> 00:15:27,090 Speaker 6: any danger of you being front page of the news, 397 00:15:27,150 --> 00:15:30,310 Speaker 6: not the back page? And so I go for a 398 00:15:30,370 --> 00:15:32,790 Speaker 6: beer to celebrate with the team that we won the 399 00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:36,590 Speaker 6: premiership last year. And anyway, one of our coaches got 400 00:15:36,610 --> 00:15:40,800 Speaker 6: himself in trouble. And so anyway, you're not meant to 401 00:15:40,840 --> 00:15:44,000 Speaker 6: do that. You're not meant to be around alcohol with 17, 18-year-olds. 402 00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,460 Speaker 6: So there wasn't much going on. So it led the 403 00:15:46,600 --> 00:15:50,300 Speaker 6: news for about three days. And so I'm having people 404 00:15:50,320 --> 00:15:53,580 Speaker 6: support me, people slam me. And I got someone who 405 00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:55,160 Speaker 6: rang me for a piece of advice and I thought, 406 00:15:55,200 --> 00:15:57,480 Speaker 6: how bad am I going? I actually had Brendan Pavola 407 00:15:57,500 --> 00:16:02,350 Speaker 6: ring me. LAUGHTER And Feb's trying to talk me through 408 00:16:02,530 --> 00:16:03,210 Speaker 6: how I should. 409 00:16:03,050 --> 00:16:04,970 Speaker 3: Handle myself, what I should be doing. I thought, where 410 00:16:04,990 --> 00:16:08,490 Speaker 3: have I stooped to? LAUGHTER But the loose is. 411 00:16:08,430 --> 00:16:10,710 Speaker 6: Trying to talk me through how to manage myself. 412 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:16,030 Speaker 7: Well, the other thing you don't want to get advice 413 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:18,790 Speaker 7: from Nathan Buckley about playing, because he played in. 414 00:16:18,730 --> 00:16:20,830 Speaker 5: The Coderaft last year, Lloyd. 415 00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:21,890 Speaker 3: He lasted eight minutes. 416 00:16:21,910 --> 00:16:23,410 Speaker 5: We took the bus down there. 417 00:16:23,530 --> 00:16:26,450 Speaker 7: Whatever happens, just know you're going to at least, you 418 00:16:26,470 --> 00:16:28,870 Speaker 7: just have to get to at least the eight-minute mark, mate. 419 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,870 Speaker 7: And you just have to get more than six disposals 420 00:16:31,910 --> 00:16:33,150 Speaker 7: like Cain Corns did last year. 421 00:16:33,170 --> 00:16:35,170 Speaker 5: Oh, yeah, he was bad, wasn't he? You'll do a 422 00:16:35,190 --> 00:16:36,070 Speaker 5: fantastic job. 423 00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:39,900 Speaker 3: Lloydy, will you come back again sometime? I've loved it. Yeah, 424 00:16:39,920 --> 00:16:41,840 Speaker 3: it's great catching up with you guys. Love the company. 425 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:43,180 Speaker 3: Matthew Lloyd, everyone. 426 00:16:44,520 --> 00:16:45,170 Speaker 5: Back in a second. 427 00:16:47,380 --> 00:16:50,500 Speaker 3: Welcome back to Brownies Podcast. You guys, Lloydy was great. 428 00:16:50,540 --> 00:16:51,900 Speaker 3: We're going to get him back in. What do you reckon? 429 00:16:52,080 --> 00:16:52,760 Speaker 3: He's a good man. 430 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:55,720 Speaker 8: Yeah, he's a funny guy too once you get to 431 00:16:55,740 --> 00:16:57,620 Speaker 8: know him, away from sort of the cameras. 432 00:16:57,840 --> 00:17:00,660 Speaker 3: I can't get my head around him in year 12 433 00:17:00,660 --> 00:17:03,370 Speaker 3: playing AFL. Pretty cool. That's the maddest shit in the world. 434 00:17:03,390 --> 00:17:06,490 Speaker 8: I reckon Dustin Fletcher as well was playing AFL footy 435 00:17:06,510 --> 00:17:10,109 Speaker 8: when he was still at Pegs and was 17. 436 00:17:10,109 --> 00:17:12,750 Speaker 3: How much of a legend would you feel? Oh, my God. 437 00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:13,430 Speaker 4: Amazing. 438 00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,689 Speaker 5: I remember playing senior football just in the country and 439 00:17:15,710 --> 00:17:17,710 Speaker 5: turning up to school the next day in year 11. 440 00:17:17,710 --> 00:17:20,120 Speaker 5: I thought you were the biggest thing of all time. 441 00:17:20,130 --> 00:17:22,179 Speaker 5: Imagine Timmy Watson at about year nine when he was 442 00:17:22,220 --> 00:17:22,840 Speaker 5: playing for us. 443 00:17:22,859 --> 00:17:23,880 Speaker 3: That was amazing. 444 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:26,180 Speaker 7: Hey, the Hall of Fame was on the other night, boys. 445 00:17:26,680 --> 00:17:26,959 Speaker 2: Who's that? 446 00:17:26,980 --> 00:17:30,940 Speaker 5: Great to see the Chief getting elevated to legend status. Amazing. 447 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:32,770 Speaker 5: Fairly deserved. Amazing performance. 448 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:33,050 Speaker 4: Yeah. 449 00:17:33,350 --> 00:17:36,870 Speaker 7: It was great to see the chief up there, Dane Swan. Swan, 450 00:17:36,910 --> 00:17:38,810 Speaker 7: he's great, and he was on the podcast last year. 451 00:17:38,830 --> 00:17:39,629 Speaker 7: He's just so dry. 452 00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:43,910 Speaker 3: He's entertaining. Gerard Waitley tripped over on stage. Did he? 453 00:17:44,170 --> 00:17:44,430 Speaker 5: Yes. 454 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:45,989 Speaker 3: Oh, wait, is he okay? Is he okay? 455 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,200 Speaker 5: That'd be fine. He's okay. 456 00:17:47,280 --> 00:17:51,560 Speaker 3: Love a trip. Took a bit of a spill. That's unbelievable. 457 00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,720 Speaker 7: But the biggest mishap of the night, Brown Dog, was 458 00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,899 Speaker 7: an old fella from your club, your old club, from 459 00:17:57,940 --> 00:17:59,440 Speaker 7: Hawthorne Footy Club, Mike Porter. 460 00:17:59,480 --> 00:17:59,680 Speaker 4: Yes. 461 00:18:00,460 --> 00:18:04,210 Speaker 5: In the in memoriam package, it was announced as dead. 462 00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:07,210 Speaker 3: Killed him off. The 71 premiership player. 463 00:18:07,270 --> 00:18:07,510 Speaker 4: What? 464 00:18:07,890 --> 00:18:11,369 Speaker 3: Started getting texts from his mates saying, what's going on? 465 00:18:11,390 --> 00:18:11,950 Speaker 4: What? 466 00:18:12,350 --> 00:18:14,790 Speaker 3: Which, yeah, he's still alive. He's still with us. They 467 00:18:14,830 --> 00:18:16,369 Speaker 3: just made an error. Who copped that up? 468 00:18:16,369 --> 00:18:16,910 Speaker 5: It's alive and well. 469 00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:18,689 Speaker 3: What, so they put him in the package with the 470 00:18:18,730 --> 00:18:19,450 Speaker 3: sad music? 471 00:18:19,470 --> 00:18:20,320 Speaker 4: Yeah. Holy. 472 00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:20,840 Speaker 3: And his photo. 473 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,120 Speaker 4: Yeah. 474 00:18:21,170 --> 00:18:22,840 Speaker 5: And his photo up there and everything. 475 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:23,540 Speaker 3: Gonski. 476 00:18:23,800 --> 00:18:27,040 Speaker 2: It's like when people were saying Dickie Wilkins died in 477 00:18:27,080 --> 00:18:28,100 Speaker 2: a rock climbing accident. 478 00:18:28,740 --> 00:18:29,240 Speaker 5: That's right. 479 00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:32,080 Speaker 3: People started. It's a fair mistake to make. 480 00:18:32,320 --> 00:18:34,880 Speaker 8: Jesus. You'd want to double check and triple check that 481 00:18:35,000 --> 00:18:36,640 Speaker 8: before you go with the in memoriam. 482 00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:40,300 Speaker 2: Have you heard Lethal talking about Dane Swan? No, this 483 00:18:40,359 --> 00:18:44,400 Speaker 2: is regarding, you know, everyone's doing soundbites about Swanee getting 484 00:18:44,460 --> 00:18:45,929 Speaker 2: in and this is lethal. 485 00:18:45,990 --> 00:18:47,190 Speaker 5: He's amazing, Dane Swanee. 486 00:18:47,210 --> 00:18:49,389 Speaker 7: You often watch him in the pre-game warm-up and you 487 00:18:49,410 --> 00:18:51,140 Speaker 7: think one of the supporters has jumped the fence. 488 00:18:55,600 --> 00:18:56,480 Speaker 5: I haven't heard that. 489 00:18:56,500 --> 00:18:59,409 Speaker 3: That's on Frontmark. That's unbelievable. 490 00:18:59,450 --> 00:19:02,030 Speaker 8: I've never been to the Hall of Fame, obviously, never 491 00:19:02,050 --> 00:19:03,450 Speaker 8: been invited, never will be. 492 00:19:04,369 --> 00:19:07,260 Speaker 3: But on Wednesday, I had to get up nice and early. 493 00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:08,820 Speaker 3: I was doing a lab broke shoot, right? 494 00:19:08,880 --> 00:19:09,080 Speaker 7: Yeah. 495 00:19:10,200 --> 00:19:12,510 Speaker 8: Part of the shoot was me being dressed up as 496 00:19:12,530 --> 00:19:13,669 Speaker 8: a bit of a detective. 497 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:14,570 Speaker 3: I had this. 498 00:19:14,510 --> 00:19:18,430 Speaker 8: Brown suit on. The tie was a bit scruffy. It 499 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:20,260 Speaker 8: was like I'd been working on a case all night 500 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,060 Speaker 8: with a bit of coffee on me. And that was 501 00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,350 Speaker 8: about 8.30 in the morning over across the road at SCN. 502 00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:30,070 Speaker 8: I had to come here in studio Wednesday and do 503 00:19:30,130 --> 00:19:32,429 Speaker 8: some stuff, right? So I thought, oh, I'll get some 504 00:19:32,470 --> 00:19:35,730 Speaker 8: fresh air and I'll walk across the main road up 505 00:19:35,950 --> 00:19:37,449 Speaker 8: Clarendon Street here and I'll. 506 00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:39,290 Speaker 3: Do what I need to do and I'll walk back. 507 00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:42,850 Speaker 8: Well, it didn't even cross my mind, JB, what I 508 00:19:42,890 --> 00:19:47,070 Speaker 8: looked like was someone that had been on a 24-hour bender, right, 509 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:49,909 Speaker 8: completely tie-unshevelled, hair up. 510 00:19:50,060 --> 00:19:52,700 Speaker 3: Everything. There was makeup, but they deliberately made me a 511 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 3: bit disheveled. And so I just didn't. 512 00:19:54,570 --> 00:19:56,470 Speaker 8: People were looking at me, and I'm sort of saying hi, 513 00:19:56,510 --> 00:19:57,950 Speaker 8: and I had a few people ask me if I 514 00:19:58,010 --> 00:19:58,810 Speaker 8: was okay. 515 00:19:58,950 --> 00:20:00,310 Speaker 3: I said, yeah. 516 00:20:01,010 --> 00:20:02,970 Speaker 8: And then someone finally came up to me and said, mate, 517 00:20:03,010 --> 00:20:05,669 Speaker 8: you know, Have you just got home from. 518 00:20:05,910 --> 00:20:06,590 Speaker 3: The Hall of Fame? 519 00:20:06,690 --> 00:20:07,270 Speaker 5: Yeah, yes. 520 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:10,580 Speaker 3: They thought I'd roll through all night, but it's percentage. 521 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:10,620 Speaker 5: Of the reality. 522 00:20:10,630 --> 00:20:13,320 Speaker 7: You've been with Dane Swann all night, Brandon. It was 523 00:20:13,359 --> 00:20:16,300 Speaker 7: like after we played in that State of Origin game 524 00:20:16,359 --> 00:20:18,639 Speaker 7: against the All-Stars. We were walking out about 8 in 525 00:20:18,660 --> 00:20:19,480 Speaker 7: the morning still. 526 00:20:19,320 --> 00:20:19,800 Speaker 5: In our suits. 527 00:20:19,820 --> 00:20:21,180 Speaker 3: It would have been a sight, John. 528 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:23,320 Speaker 5: Swann, I reckon, was still going strong. 529 00:20:23,340 --> 00:20:23,900 Speaker 3: Yeah, he was. 530 00:20:23,940 --> 00:20:24,560 Speaker 5: Early in the morning. 531 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:26,840 Speaker 3: One more from Lethal. It's the same one, but I 532 00:20:26,840 --> 00:20:27,609 Speaker 3: just love how he says it. 533 00:20:27,680 --> 00:20:30,020 Speaker 5: He's amazing, Dane Swann. You often watch him in the 534 00:20:30,060 --> 00:20:32,119 Speaker 5: pre-game warm-up and you think one of the supporters has 535 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:32,859 Speaker 5: jumped the fence. 536 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:35,619 Speaker 3: It's a great speech, isn't it? 537 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:36,720 Speaker 5: I'll tell you one now. 538 00:20:36,780 --> 00:20:38,919 Speaker 7: One thing about the warm-up just sprung to mind, Dino, 539 00:20:38,960 --> 00:20:43,030 Speaker 7: was back in the days when teams would do pretty 540 00:20:43,050 --> 00:20:45,830 Speaker 7: much full warm-ups out on the ground like an hour 541 00:20:45,869 --> 00:20:49,109 Speaker 7: before the game at either end, wouldn't they? And Dane 542 00:20:49,130 --> 00:20:51,369 Speaker 7: Swan used to do those power running sort of almost 543 00:20:51,390 --> 00:20:52,229 Speaker 7: like wind sprints. 544 00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:55,250 Speaker 5: And he was an amazing power runner. 545 00:20:55,390 --> 00:20:55,750 Speaker 4: Really? 546 00:20:55,790 --> 00:20:58,810 Speaker 7: And then you get out in the field in-game, his ability, Dino, 547 00:20:58,830 --> 00:21:02,800 Speaker 7: to do like– Like 100-metre efforts up and down the field, 548 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:07,240 Speaker 7: and they really pioneered the rotation, the heavy rotation like 549 00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,080 Speaker 7: ice hockey players. So that would be the thing he 550 00:21:09,100 --> 00:21:10,540 Speaker 7: spoke about the other night, that he'd be on the 551 00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:12,850 Speaker 7: ground for five or six minutes, go and have a spell, 552 00:21:13,810 --> 00:21:15,609 Speaker 7: come back on the ground and just power run for 553 00:21:15,650 --> 00:21:18,570 Speaker 7: five or six minutes as well. So he was lightning quick, 554 00:21:18,590 --> 00:21:20,990 Speaker 7: but he could sustain that speed as well. And I 555 00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:22,330 Speaker 7: think that was his greatest strength. 556 00:21:22,369 --> 00:21:22,710 Speaker 5: Brown Dog. 557 00:21:23,170 --> 00:21:23,859 Speaker 3: I agree. 558 00:21:24,700 --> 00:21:27,940 Speaker 8: When the Magpies were up in about 2010, they win 559 00:21:27,960 --> 00:21:32,340 Speaker 8: the flag. Hawthorne started that year one and six, I think. 560 00:21:32,560 --> 00:21:34,720 Speaker 8: And we couldn't work out why we were going so 561 00:21:34,760 --> 00:21:37,040 Speaker 8: shit as a footy club because our game plan was 562 00:21:37,060 --> 00:21:38,320 Speaker 8: the same and a few things like that. 563 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,880 Speaker 3: And then finally, they did some data. 564 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:45,280 Speaker 8: Analysis on everything of our game. And we were rotating like... 565 00:21:45,080 --> 00:21:48,409 Speaker 8: 80 to 90 times a game. And Collingwood, who were 566 00:21:48,430 --> 00:21:52,770 Speaker 8: the best side in the competition, were rotating 150, 160 567 00:21:52,770 --> 00:21:56,130 Speaker 8: times a game. Exactly what JB said, power for four 568 00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:58,320 Speaker 8: or five minutes, off you get, have a little spell, 569 00:21:58,380 --> 00:22:01,040 Speaker 8: go again. And they were simply just running sides off 570 00:22:01,080 --> 00:22:05,420 Speaker 8: their legs. And when we started to rotate more... Well, 571 00:22:05,540 --> 00:22:07,370 Speaker 8: we went from one and six to three and six 572 00:22:07,380 --> 00:22:09,409 Speaker 8: to six and six to eight and six. And it 573 00:22:09,430 --> 00:22:13,030 Speaker 8: was something as simple as just that scientifically giving the 574 00:22:13,070 --> 00:22:15,190 Speaker 8: players a bit more of a spell, which I suppose 575 00:22:15,850 --> 00:22:18,650 Speaker 8: that's the level that sports science has got to. 576 00:22:18,690 --> 00:22:19,730 Speaker 3: But you're spot on, JB. 577 00:22:21,330 --> 00:22:23,869 Speaker 7: And the other thing. Um, two was, he used to 578 00:22:23,910 --> 00:22:25,530 Speaker 7: get tagged a fair bit. So he would have been 579 00:22:25,550 --> 00:22:27,490 Speaker 7: hard to plan because he was a strong bastard. He 580 00:22:27,510 --> 00:22:28,910 Speaker 7: sort of ran like a bit of a duck, but 581 00:22:29,430 --> 00:22:31,359 Speaker 7: I had that, I had that waddle, but he was 582 00:22:31,410 --> 00:22:32,100 Speaker 7: really strong. 583 00:22:32,220 --> 00:22:34,960 Speaker 5: He power ran. It was funny on, remember on front. 584 00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:36,540 Speaker 7: Bar last year, I think he's on a couple of 585 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:39,070 Speaker 7: years ago and he asked you who his hardest tagger was. And, 586 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:42,160 Speaker 7: Most of the boys say Cameron Ling because Ling just 587 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,179 Speaker 7: was so disciplined. 588 00:22:43,220 --> 00:22:45,159 Speaker 5: He was strong. He was big. He stuck to them. 589 00:22:45,440 --> 00:22:45,940 Speaker 5: Big hips. 590 00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,420 Speaker 7: And then he said, who was the easiest to play on? 591 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,160 Speaker 7: Straight away, without flinching. This is why we love Swanee. 592 00:22:51,180 --> 00:22:58,980 Speaker 7: He said, Kane Corns. That would have been like a 593 00:22:59,010 --> 00:23:01,030 Speaker 7: knife through the heart for Corns. Imagine sitting on the 594 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:02,310 Speaker 7: couch at home watching that. 595 00:23:02,369 --> 00:23:03,150 Speaker 3: Shit, that's funny. 596 00:23:03,410 --> 00:23:06,709 Speaker 2: Hey, Operative at Channel 7 sent me some more audio 597 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:09,370 Speaker 2: from like the late noughties. They were doing a news 598 00:23:09,430 --> 00:23:12,450 Speaker 2: report on the toughest man in AFL. So you'll hear 599 00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:15,420 Speaker 2: the news reporter talk about the people chucked up and. 600 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:17,580 Speaker 3: Then listen to Robbo's endorsement at the end. 601 00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:21,380 Speaker 9: The AFL's toughest player was a closer contest with hard 602 00:23:21,420 --> 00:23:24,790 Speaker 9: men Joel Selwood, Barry Hall and Luke Hodge highly rated. 603 00:23:25,170 --> 00:23:28,750 Speaker 9: But it was Brisbane bruiser Jonathan Brown who took the title. 604 00:23:29,330 --> 00:23:31,350 Speaker 3: He's a real man's man, sort of like a John 605 00:23:31,369 --> 00:23:34,350 Speaker 3: Wayne of the AFL. John Wayne. 606 00:23:34,369 --> 00:23:41,500 Speaker 8: I've never heard anyone describe you as John Wayne before. 607 00:23:41,560 --> 00:23:42,840 Speaker 5: John Wayne of the AFL. 608 00:23:43,020 --> 00:23:43,280 Speaker 4: Mate. 609 00:23:43,300 --> 00:23:46,700 Speaker 7: I just come in on me horse, Brown Dog. Remember 610 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:50,630 Speaker 7: before the AFL footy show? Remember the AFL review, Brown Dog? 611 00:23:50,650 --> 00:23:52,970 Speaker 7: The footy show review used to do grand final work, 612 00:23:53,010 --> 00:23:54,670 Speaker 7: and I never really did it. But one year they 613 00:23:55,070 --> 00:23:56,950 Speaker 7: tried to get me to come out on a horse 614 00:23:57,010 --> 00:23:57,990 Speaker 7: as the rhinestone cowboy. 615 00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:58,730 Speaker 4: Did they? Oh, shit. Yeah. 616 00:24:00,420 --> 00:24:03,600 Speaker 3: The Duke, we're going to start calling you. Mate, the 617 00:24:03,680 --> 00:24:07,459 Speaker 3: John Wayne of the AFL. All right, unrelated. Dog, have 618 00:24:07,480 --> 00:24:08,940 Speaker 3: you been here since we've been talking. 619 00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,480 Speaker 2: About the succulent Chinese meal guy? 620 00:24:10,900 --> 00:24:13,980 Speaker 8: I know him well because there's a horse that Chris 621 00:24:14,000 --> 00:24:17,780 Speaker 8: Waller trains up in Sydney, Democracy Manifest. 622 00:24:17,859 --> 00:24:19,420 Speaker 3: It's won like nine races. Really? 623 00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:23,609 Speaker 8: It's got this cult following, obviously named after succulent Chinese 624 00:24:23,670 --> 00:24:24,110 Speaker 8: meal men. 625 00:24:24,230 --> 00:24:27,090 Speaker 3: Well, Bucks hadn't seen it, so we kind of relived 626 00:24:27,130 --> 00:24:29,169 Speaker 3: the beauty of it all. Oh, it's leeching. It's perfection. 627 00:24:29,590 --> 00:24:32,379 Speaker 2: And then, excuse me, it's been in the news. And 628 00:24:32,410 --> 00:24:34,300 Speaker 2: I asked Brody, like, why is it in the news again? 629 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,899 Speaker 2: He reckons it's a 30-year anniversary. 630 00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:38,540 Speaker 3: But it happened in 91, so that doesn't make sense. 631 00:24:38,619 --> 00:24:39,320 Speaker 5: Brody, stop. 632 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:41,939 Speaker 3: The guy got arrested in 91, so it can't be 633 00:24:41,980 --> 00:24:42,760 Speaker 3: his anniversary. 634 00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:43,040 Speaker 4: 33 years. 635 00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:46,640 Speaker 3: The succulent Chinese meal guy? Oh, well, who knows? I 636 00:24:47,109 --> 00:24:48,750 Speaker 3: just think it's weird that we were talking about it. 637 00:24:48,790 --> 00:24:49,670 Speaker 3: Now he's on the project? 638 00:24:49,690 --> 00:24:53,469 Speaker 8: The Today Show got him on and they reconnected with 639 00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:54,530 Speaker 8: the arresting officer. 640 00:24:55,070 --> 00:24:57,710 Speaker 3: Maybe the officer that grabbed him on the penis. I 641 00:24:57,730 --> 00:24:59,690 Speaker 3: don't know. And did you see he fell asleep? 642 00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:00,970 Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. 643 00:25:01,030 --> 00:25:04,270 Speaker 3: Look, I think he's a bit... He's lived a life. Yeah, 644 00:25:04,470 --> 00:25:06,970 Speaker 3: he's felt all on hard times, but he's back. Well, 645 00:25:07,270 --> 00:25:08,210 Speaker 3: here's this. 646 00:25:08,430 --> 00:25:11,450 Speaker 7: Fallen on hard times. You see, Aaron is going through 647 00:25:11,470 --> 00:25:13,590 Speaker 7: hard times at the time he was arrested. 648 00:25:13,630 --> 00:25:15,690 Speaker 3: Mate, Jack's lived a life. Let's just say that. 649 00:25:15,730 --> 00:25:18,540 Speaker 2: So this is just snippets from an interview that was 650 00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:20,239 Speaker 2: actually one of the degenerates sent me. 651 00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:21,840 Speaker 3: So we'll set it up here. Just enjoy. 652 00:25:21,900 --> 00:25:27,659 Speaker 4: We were enjoying a succulent meal with many glasses of 653 00:25:27,700 --> 00:25:31,950 Speaker 4: the grape juice, of course, the red grape. There was 654 00:25:31,990 --> 00:25:35,409 Speaker 4: a suspicious looking character a couple of tables away. 655 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:36,370 Speaker 3: How good's his voice? 656 00:25:36,550 --> 00:25:39,270 Speaker 4: Every time I'd turn, he'd put his head down and 657 00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:42,590 Speaker 4: pop a dim sim into his gob. I said, what 658 00:25:42,710 --> 00:25:44,430 Speaker 4: the devil's going on here? 659 00:25:44,750 --> 00:25:45,410 Speaker 5: What do you want? 660 00:25:45,690 --> 00:25:51,430 Speaker 4: Get up, you're under arrest. You're an international criminal. What 661 00:25:51,550 --> 00:25:53,260 Speaker 4: the devil's going on here? 662 00:25:53,390 --> 00:25:54,280 Speaker 3: Mate, his voice. 663 00:25:55,590 --> 00:25:59,370 Speaker 5: He should be on radio. 664 00:25:59,490 --> 00:26:00,530 Speaker 3: It's become iconic. 665 00:26:00,570 --> 00:26:05,119 Speaker 8: What do you reckon your phrase would be if you 666 00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,159 Speaker 8: were getting arrested like him? You know, so we had 667 00:26:07,400 --> 00:26:11,780 Speaker 8: the guy over in Bali and he said, go crows 668 00:26:11,859 --> 00:26:12,240 Speaker 8: when he's a. 669 00:26:12,220 --> 00:26:14,340 Speaker 3: Port Adelaide supporter, right, which is brilliant. 670 00:26:14,700 --> 00:26:18,220 Speaker 8: You've got Richard Nixon who said, I'm not a crook, right, 671 00:26:18,540 --> 00:26:20,080 Speaker 8: and you've got succulent Chinese. 672 00:26:20,100 --> 00:26:22,300 Speaker 3: We'll just have you succulent Chinese. What would you roll out? 673 00:26:23,160 --> 00:26:24,939 Speaker 5: I think I'd go with, oh, don't run on me face. 674 00:26:25,100 --> 00:26:27,080 Speaker 3: Oh, that's smart. That's smart. 675 00:26:27,550 --> 00:26:30,129 Speaker 2: So this is a grab of the cops getting the 676 00:26:30,190 --> 00:26:33,010 Speaker 2: wrong guy, him talking about him being the wrong guy. 677 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:36,570 Speaker 4: They've told me, no, we're sorry, we thought you were 678 00:26:36,609 --> 00:26:39,359 Speaker 4: somebody else. I'm not quite sure who they meant. It 679 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,820 Speaker 4: might have been some Hungarian chess player. 680 00:26:46,380 --> 00:26:46,960 Speaker 3: What does that mean? 681 00:26:47,460 --> 00:26:49,350 Speaker 5: So they arrested the wrong guy, didn't they? 682 00:26:49,460 --> 00:26:52,750 Speaker 3: Yeah, he got off. He got off. The cops still 683 00:26:52,790 --> 00:26:54,290 Speaker 3: maintain that it was him, but it's still up in 684 00:26:54,310 --> 00:26:55,030 Speaker 3: the air. It doesn't matter. 685 00:26:55,150 --> 00:26:55,470 Speaker 5: Doesn't. 686 00:26:55,790 --> 00:26:58,050 Speaker 3: Either way, the man's lived on through this. 687 00:26:58,310 --> 00:27:01,820 Speaker 2: And it wouldn't surprise you, dog, that he's a thespian, 688 00:27:02,040 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 2: an actor. 689 00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:03,699 Speaker 4: Oh, is he? 690 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:07,560 Speaker 3: So that voice is... Well, it's just his performing voice, 691 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,020 Speaker 3: I guess. 692 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,760 Speaker 2: But have a listen to him talking about him being 693 00:27:10,800 --> 00:27:13,950 Speaker 2: a thespian and listen to his pronunciation of a very 694 00:27:14,010 --> 00:27:15,270 Speaker 2: famous suburb in Perth. 695 00:27:15,350 --> 00:27:18,109 Speaker 4: I've been on stage with a mate of mine, Jim McNeill, 696 00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:22,640 Speaker 4: who wrote a play called The Old Familiar Juice. I've 697 00:27:23,180 --> 00:27:26,030 Speaker 4: starred in that on many an occasion at St Martin's 698 00:27:26,070 --> 00:27:29,390 Speaker 4: Theatre over in Perth, Subiaco. 699 00:27:29,890 --> 00:27:33,030 Speaker 5: So I must have a bit of acting ability. 700 00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:36,400 Speaker 3: I love his voice. Subiaco. 701 00:27:36,640 --> 00:27:38,400 Speaker 4: Subiaco. 702 00:27:38,460 --> 00:27:39,780 Speaker 3: He's very peculiar. 703 00:27:39,840 --> 00:27:40,620 Speaker 5: It gets better. 704 00:27:42,420 --> 00:27:45,010 Speaker 2: People, since he's been internet famous, people have been approaching 705 00:27:45,030 --> 00:27:48,370 Speaker 2: him for endorsements and stuff, and particularly wine companies. 706 00:27:48,550 --> 00:27:50,709 Speaker 4: Someone approached me and said, can we put it up 707 00:27:50,810 --> 00:27:55,619 Speaker 4: and sell bottles of wine with your face? The wine, incidentally, 708 00:27:55,700 --> 00:27:58,260 Speaker 4: is called Get Your Hand of My Pinot Noir. 709 00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:07,399 Speaker 3: LAUGHTER What a character. Can you believe that, man? Brilliant. 710 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:09,760 Speaker 4: Get your hand off my pinot noir. 711 00:28:09,800 --> 00:28:11,820 Speaker 3: Hey, I'll take six bottles of that. 712 00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:13,300 Speaker 5: That is brilliant. 713 00:28:13,340 --> 00:28:13,540 Speaker 4: Six. 714 00:28:13,619 --> 00:28:16,340 Speaker 3: He's in good form. He's in good form. What's his name? 715 00:28:16,380 --> 00:28:18,940 Speaker 5: He doesn't sound like he's on his deathbed. He sounds 716 00:28:18,980 --> 00:28:19,600 Speaker 5: in pretty good need. 717 00:28:19,619 --> 00:28:21,980 Speaker 3: Well, to be fair, this interview was from three years ago. 718 00:28:22,020 --> 00:28:22,919 Speaker 3: Jack Carlson. 719 00:28:22,980 --> 00:28:24,780 Speaker 2: So I don't know how old he is, bros, but 720 00:28:24,820 --> 00:28:26,590 Speaker 2: he's an old dude and. 721 00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,760 Speaker 8: I think he's deteriorated in the last three years, judging 722 00:28:29,780 --> 00:28:32,500 Speaker 8: from what I saw on the Today Show, but what 723 00:28:32,619 --> 00:28:33,159 Speaker 8: a man. 724 00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:35,110 Speaker 3: Apec, we haven't spoken to you today. How are you going? 725 00:28:35,119 --> 00:28:37,670 Speaker 3: You've solved golf? Any issues with the golf? I'm doing 726 00:28:37,710 --> 00:28:38,690 Speaker 3: well so far. 727 00:28:38,850 --> 00:28:42,170 Speaker 4: You know, yet to play 18 holes yet, so we'll see. 728 00:28:42,450 --> 00:28:45,650 Speaker 7: Where did Rory McIlroy go wrong on Monday morning? 729 00:28:45,770 --> 00:28:47,510 Speaker 4: Yeah, see, that I can do. 730 00:28:47,530 --> 00:28:49,610 Speaker 3: You know, like, I can put it in. 731 00:28:50,230 --> 00:28:52,010 Speaker 4: For sure if I was at that distance. John. 732 00:28:52,030 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 3: I don't know what went wrong. I finally saw the 733 00:28:55,500 --> 00:28:57,320 Speaker 3: footage of McElroy's putts. 734 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:58,480 Speaker 4: Shit. 735 00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:01,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, he f * * * ed up. Oh, my God. 736 00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:04,130 Speaker 5: We didn't dwell much on it at all. 737 00:29:04,150 --> 00:29:06,150 Speaker 7: What do you think about him leaving the course straight 738 00:29:06,170 --> 00:29:08,630 Speaker 7: away and not waiting around to congratulate? 739 00:29:09,260 --> 00:29:11,100 Speaker 8: Look, I think if he had his time again, he 740 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:13,420 Speaker 8: would have hung around. But in that moment of just 741 00:29:13,580 --> 00:29:17,320 Speaker 8: utter despair and he knew that he'd missed a great opportunity, 742 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:19,380 Speaker 8: I can understand him wanting to run from the world 743 00:29:19,460 --> 00:29:20,340 Speaker 8: and just get out of there. 744 00:29:20,740 --> 00:29:23,550 Speaker 3: He would have been absolutely devastated. 745 00:29:23,570 --> 00:29:25,950 Speaker 5: I think it was a bit overplayed. 746 00:29:26,010 --> 00:29:28,620 Speaker 7: And I don't think I've seen in the past where– 747 00:29:28,910 --> 00:29:32,340 Speaker 7: the beaten golfers stand around and clap like a grand 748 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:35,220 Speaker 7: final team was beaten. Like half the golfers don't make 749 00:29:35,240 --> 00:29:36,980 Speaker 7: the cut, so they jump on their private planes and 750 00:29:37,010 --> 00:29:37,450 Speaker 7: they're gone. 751 00:29:37,470 --> 00:29:37,850 Speaker 3: Exactly. 752 00:29:37,870 --> 00:29:38,650 Speaker 5: They're out of the city. 753 00:29:38,790 --> 00:29:39,030 Speaker 3: Yeah. 754 00:29:39,090 --> 00:29:39,670 Speaker 5: It's easy for them. 755 00:29:40,040 --> 00:29:42,060 Speaker 8: Everyone else to pick holes in it, but imagine how 756 00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:44,640 Speaker 8: shattered he would be. The last thing you'd want to 757 00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:48,080 Speaker 8: do is loiter around for another half an hour waiting 758 00:29:48,180 --> 00:29:50,560 Speaker 8: while you watch someone celebrate what you think should be 759 00:29:50,580 --> 00:29:51,120 Speaker 8: your victory. 760 00:29:51,200 --> 00:29:53,580 Speaker 3: What a cruel sport, hey? How many times has he 761 00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:54,940 Speaker 3: sunk that exact part? 762 00:29:55,250 --> 00:29:55,810 Speaker 4: Well, he. 763 00:29:55,810 --> 00:29:57,490 Speaker 5: 196 times in a row previously. In a row. 764 00:29:57,610 --> 00:29:58,910 Speaker 3: Oh, my God! 765 00:29:58,970 --> 00:30:01,910 Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah. He hadn't missed. He was going at 100% 766 00:30:01,910 --> 00:30:02,730 Speaker 8: until that. 767 00:30:03,520 --> 00:30:04,460 Speaker 4: Oh, shit! 768 00:30:04,760 --> 00:30:05,140 Speaker 5: So. 769 00:30:06,080 --> 00:30:08,740 Speaker 3: Hey, games this weekend. Tonight's going to be huge. Blues, Cats. 770 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,959 Speaker 5: Danger's back. That's huge, Dino. Dangerfield back. And that's what 771 00:30:11,980 --> 00:30:12,440 Speaker 5: the Cats. 772 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:14,440 Speaker 7: They've lost five out of their last six boys after 773 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,440 Speaker 7: a start in seven and zip. 774 00:30:16,220 --> 00:30:16,660 Speaker 5: Wow. 775 00:30:16,680 --> 00:30:18,800 Speaker 7: They're a different team with danger in there, no question 776 00:30:18,820 --> 00:30:22,510 Speaker 7: about it. And they've brought in... Remember 2022, they gave 777 00:30:22,530 --> 00:30:25,010 Speaker 7: him an extra two or three weeks. This is a 778 00:30:25,070 --> 00:30:28,490 Speaker 7: long hamstring. He hasn't played for about, what, about seven weeks, 779 00:30:28,550 --> 00:30:30,280 Speaker 7: I reckon. Now, they reckon he was ready about three 780 00:30:30,320 --> 00:30:32,739 Speaker 7: weeks ago. So I reckon he's done a little mini pre-season. 781 00:30:32,780 --> 00:30:35,560 Speaker 7: And if Geelong are going to have any success this year, 782 00:30:35,600 --> 00:30:37,800 Speaker 7: it'll be on the back of that decision and the 783 00:30:37,860 --> 00:30:39,220 Speaker 7: health of Patrick Dangerfield. 784 00:30:39,420 --> 00:30:40,300 Speaker 3: They needed the bye. 785 00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:43,240 Speaker 8: They were limping to the bye in terms of their output, 786 00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,850 Speaker 8: the Cats. So freshened up. I know Carlton as well, 787 00:30:45,870 --> 00:30:47,390 Speaker 8: but at least they went into the bye in really 788 00:30:47,410 --> 00:30:47,890 Speaker 8: good form. 789 00:30:47,910 --> 00:30:48,030 Speaker 4: So. 790 00:30:48,730 --> 00:30:50,750 Speaker 3: Should be a good game tonight, expecting a big crowd. 791 00:30:51,150 --> 00:30:52,050 Speaker 3: I think the Blues will win. 792 00:30:52,290 --> 00:30:55,250 Speaker 2: Get your hand off my limp penis. You said limp, 793 00:30:55,330 --> 00:30:58,620 Speaker 2: so I just had to get that out. Lions, Port Adelaide. 794 00:30:58,660 --> 00:30:59,400 Speaker 3: Now, shit. 795 00:31:00,360 --> 00:31:02,920 Speaker 2: Jonathan, your team has to win every game they play 796 00:31:03,020 --> 00:31:03,980 Speaker 2: from now on, pretty much. 797 00:31:05,890 --> 00:31:08,090 Speaker 7: Well, they'd make the top four if they did that. 798 00:31:08,110 --> 00:31:10,190 Speaker 7: They've got a good percentage. But, you know, there's not 799 00:31:10,210 --> 00:31:12,290 Speaker 7: a lot of room for error. No question about it. 800 00:31:12,290 --> 00:31:15,430 Speaker 7: But they'll go down and they'll beat Port Adelaide. Their midfield, though. 801 00:31:15,450 --> 00:31:17,640 Speaker 7: We're going to attack their midfield. Rosie and Butters who 802 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:20,140 Speaker 7: have been out of form. Brisbane Lions is going to 803 00:31:20,160 --> 00:31:21,460 Speaker 7: go into town and just. 804 00:31:22,940 --> 00:31:23,600 Speaker 5: Ambush them. 805 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:27,709 Speaker 3: Coming from John Wayne, that's real cowboy talk. And the 806 00:31:27,730 --> 00:31:30,030 Speaker 3: Battle of the Bridge is going to be an absolute cracker. 807 00:31:30,630 --> 00:31:35,250 Speaker 8: And I actually was going to tip GWS, right, until 808 00:31:35,800 --> 00:31:37,920 Speaker 8: Sam Taylor ruptured his testicle. 809 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:38,360 Speaker 9: Oh! 810 00:31:39,040 --> 00:31:40,620 Speaker 3: At training. So he's out. 811 00:31:40,640 --> 00:31:42,940 Speaker 8: He was going to be the natural fit on Joel Amati, 812 00:31:42,980 --> 00:31:44,600 Speaker 8: who's come off the back of nine goals. 813 00:31:44,640 --> 00:31:46,260 Speaker 3: How did he pop a grape? How did that happen? 814 00:31:46,280 --> 00:31:48,420 Speaker 8: He must have copped a knee or something in a contest. 815 00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:51,250 Speaker 8: That would be. 816 00:31:51,220 --> 00:31:51,870 Speaker 5: Painful, dog. 817 00:31:52,010 --> 00:31:53,630 Speaker 3: Wouldn't it? I know. 818 00:31:53,770 --> 00:31:54,250 Speaker 5: I know. 819 00:31:58,090 --> 00:32:01,200 Speaker 7: No, I think GWS at home. I think the Swans 820 00:32:01,220 --> 00:32:03,500 Speaker 7: are ready for a wake-up call. They've just been going 821 00:32:03,540 --> 00:32:04,700 Speaker 7: in parts of games. 822 00:32:05,720 --> 00:32:07,340 Speaker 5: They're a great team, we know, but I think the 823 00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:08,580 Speaker 5: Giants can get it done at home. 824 00:32:08,800 --> 00:32:10,740 Speaker 3: I never thought I would be interested in a 3-0 825 00:32:10,760 --> 00:32:11,840 Speaker 3: Suns game, but I. 826 00:32:11,880 --> 00:32:12,710 Speaker 4: Am, very much. 827 00:32:12,990 --> 00:32:15,370 Speaker 3: It's a big challenge for the Suns. Fremantle are a 828 00:32:15,410 --> 00:32:16,550 Speaker 3: little bit inconsistent. 829 00:32:16,590 --> 00:32:19,830 Speaker 8: We saw what they did against Melbourne over in Alice Springs, 830 00:32:19,870 --> 00:32:23,210 Speaker 8: and then they were not so good the following week. 831 00:32:23,250 --> 00:32:25,820 Speaker 8: So I'm not sure what to make of Fremantle, to 832 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:26,440 Speaker 8: be honest with you. 833 00:32:27,510 --> 00:32:29,280 Speaker 3: John, who's going to win? Tell us. 834 00:32:29,580 --> 00:32:33,660 Speaker 7: Fremantle will win that, son. So, yeah, big trip for 835 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:36,700 Speaker 7: the sons to go over there. Fremantle will bounce back, 836 00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,540 Speaker 7: no question about it. Ben King's not playing. So I 837 00:32:40,540 --> 00:32:43,140 Speaker 7: think that damages their chances on the road. Do you 838 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:44,900 Speaker 7: think North can upset Melbourne Sunday night? 839 00:32:44,980 --> 00:32:50,570 Speaker 3: I do. I'm doing this game and I– Whoa. Whoa. 840 00:32:50,630 --> 00:32:51,190 Speaker 7: Whoa. 841 00:32:51,470 --> 00:32:54,930 Speaker 3: Back in the seniors. Come on. Another blockbuster. Are you 842 00:32:54,950 --> 00:32:58,969 Speaker 3: up top or downstairs? No, downstairs. Still the ones. But 843 00:32:58,990 --> 00:33:01,150 Speaker 3: that's okay. I had my one week. 844 00:33:01,230 --> 00:33:03,670 Speaker 8: I was banished for one week for, you know, pulling 845 00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:05,810 Speaker 8: the wrong rein there with the Windhager tab. 846 00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:10,650 Speaker 3: I'm back, baby. So, no, I think they definitely could. 847 00:33:10,690 --> 00:33:12,870 Speaker 8: They'd have to play to the same level that they 848 00:33:12,930 --> 00:33:14,150 Speaker 8: played the Pies last week. 849 00:33:14,970 --> 00:33:17,729 Speaker 3: Melbourne, you know, they're a little bit off at the moment. So, yeah, 850 00:33:18,230 --> 00:33:18,950 Speaker 3: we'll wait and see. 851 00:33:19,410 --> 00:33:22,740 Speaker 2: When Collingwood came back and beat North, I was like, what. 852 00:33:22,740 --> 00:33:24,460 Speaker 4: The devil's going on here? 853 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:25,100 Speaker 3: Thank you. 854 00:33:25,700 --> 00:33:26,400 Speaker 5: Thank you very much. 855 00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,720 Speaker 3: Hey, we're done, all right? Have a great weekend. Watch 856 00:33:28,770 --> 00:33:30,510 Speaker 3: a lot of footy. Enjoy degenerates. You got anything else 857 00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:30,989 Speaker 3: to get out, bros? 858 00:33:31,010 --> 00:33:31,310 Speaker 4: All good. 859 00:33:31,330 --> 00:33:31,930 Speaker 3: Have a good one.