Speaker 1: Lucky, so lucky Lucky Jackie is there, we get to
Speaker 1: talk to you. It's Melan Monty. Welcome, Welcome, everyone, Welcome
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Anyway, I hope you're well whatever you're
Speaker 1: up to, and hope that you're going swimmingly. If you're
Speaker 1: new to the pod, this is our bite sized pod,
Speaker 1: and if you listen regularly you know that. But anyway,
Speaker 1: something came up the other day on Instagram, of course
Speaker 1: where else saying how there are people, there are people
Speaker 1: who fall into two categories when it comes to this,
Speaker 1: and a lot of people are absolutely revolted at the
Speaker 1: thought of cleaning your teeth in the shower. Yes, what
Speaker 1: are your thoughts on that? Okay, I brush, I do
Speaker 1: brush my teeth in the shower. Same.
Speaker 2: It's a convenience thing, but it's also I feel like
Speaker 2: I'm getting clean all at once. I'm doing all the
Speaker 2: cleaning things at once. See, the brushing my teeth into
Speaker 2: a sink makes me a bit naugous as well. I
Speaker 2: don't like it. But that said, I can see how
Speaker 2: it's germy because I've got a cover on my toothbrush,
Speaker 2: and I'm.
Speaker 1: Like, you have a cover on your tooth set it
Speaker 1: sits at your house, of course I do.
Speaker 2: My god, you have to. I mean that thing. I'm
Speaker 2: a step away from getting a toothbrush sanitizer. You can
Speaker 2: buy them on Amazon. It's like a blue light sort
Speaker 2: of thing that you put the toothbrush under and it
Speaker 2: zaps the germs.
Speaker 1: Gee, I was going camping or maybe even maybe not
Speaker 1: even then, I would use a little little container for
Speaker 1: my toothbrush. Yeah, that's going in my mouth. I don't
Speaker 1: want any external things. When you think about the grossness
Speaker 1: of if you have a toilet in your yes, I
Speaker 1: don't like that. In an ideal world, it wouldn't be
Speaker 1: in the same way. So there's that.
Speaker 2: So it's gonna have shit particles on it, right. Also,
Speaker 2: just thinking about spraying stuff, say your spray, hair spray, deodor, whatever,
Speaker 2: those things are all going on your toothbrush. But again,
Speaker 2: the flip side to that is I'm covering it from germs,
Speaker 2: but it's probably festering in there with germs because it would.
Speaker 1: Have been the germs would have been caught on it
Speaker 1: before you put it in the cover.
Speaker 2: And it's a moist environment. Jesus moist environment. Yeah, not horrible.
Speaker 2: Does that sound Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I dare clean my teeth, like you would die
Speaker 1: at my hygiene. I often think with my routines too,
Speaker 1: I think mal die if she's so like. And also
Speaker 1: my skin at the moment I have roseation on my
Speaker 1: cheeks and I'm like, my skin's Maul's worst nightmare at
Speaker 1: the moment.
Speaker 2: No, it's not. You need to get. You need to
Speaker 2: get and you can get this from chemist warehouse. You
Speaker 2: get it in America. You need a script for it.
Speaker 2: We don't hear. You just go to the bit where
Speaker 2: you pick up your prescriptions. It's called purnature fi n aca.
Speaker 2: It's just a little cream and you literally put a
Speaker 2: pea sized amount on and rub it into your skin.
Speaker 2: Very very good for roseatia because there are all different
Speaker 2: types of roseatia, but there's one where there is like
Speaker 2: a mite or a bug that lives in your skin
Speaker 2: wow and triggers it right, Yeah, and you can't get
Speaker 2: rid of it. It's like one of those things. If
Speaker 2: you've got it, you've got it. So you get that
Speaker 2: and you put it on. Don't get it around your
Speaker 2: eyes or your mouth because like it can irritate it
Speaker 2: and make like your lips really dry and stuff. But
Speaker 2: put it on the bits where there's a problem. Do
Speaker 2: it morning and night. Lot with moisturizer.
Speaker 1: Just won't do that. But I see that's what I mean.
Speaker 1: You wouldn't understand. You would die if you saw my
Speaker 1: routines because my routines don't really exist. Like I will
Speaker 1: put a sermon and then I'll put a tiny bit
Speaker 1: of oil well I don't even know what it is,
Speaker 1: and then I'll put on a moisturizer and that is it,
Speaker 1: and I will not do I don't do that at night.
Speaker 1: I just do it in the morning.
Speaker 2: But it's also I would say in fairness, that doesn't
Speaker 2: mean it's wrong. It just means it doesn't matter that
Speaker 2: much to you.
Speaker 1: Well, but then I look in the mirror, like I
Speaker 1: look at us now with this video that is recording,
Speaker 1: and your skin is so dewy, and mine looks like
Speaker 1: sand paper.
Speaker 2: It doesn't look like sandpaper again, I know. Yeah, but
Speaker 2: you say dewey. I look at it and I see,
Speaker 2: my god, my forehead so shiny. No, dewey, I would
Speaker 2: love Dewey's skin.
Speaker 1: I've got these because I was just like, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: going to do something, and I got three things of
Speaker 1: skin needling to use it this place anyway, skin needling
Speaker 1: is just phenomenal. But I went and I have never
Speaker 1: been in more pain in my whole life. And I
Speaker 1: had had skin needling done a bucketload of times before.
Speaker 1: And they said a deep. Yeah, we've got this new one,
Speaker 1: they said, and they hadn't used it before. And I said,
Speaker 1: can I put on numbing cream? And they're like, no,
Speaker 1: this one, you don't put on numbing cream.
Speaker 2: I have seen a picture, a hectic picture, burnt in
Speaker 2: a fire. It was so.
Speaker 1: I had had three natural berths. And after I said
Speaker 1: to them, that's the most painful thing I've ever been through.
Speaker 1: I haven't been back. And I bought a pack of
Speaker 1: three and the message and stuff, I'm like, you guys
Speaker 1: are fucked. You don't know what you're doing. They're like,
Speaker 1: that shouldn't hurt like that. It was no, so intense.
Speaker 2: It must have been a really deep needle, because so
Speaker 2: deep it was.
Speaker 1: Going into my brain, I'm sure about it. And then
Speaker 1: over the like on the nose and stuff, oh.
Speaker 2: Where it's like there's no meat, no meat. No. I
Speaker 2: read a thing. It was about Brad Pitt actually, and
Speaker 2: it was talking about how because he had quite bad
Speaker 2: acne scarring. I did he and micro needling, but a
Speaker 2: deep needle, like when you think of the rollers or
Speaker 2: whatever that you get, which you actually shouldn't, they say,
Speaker 2: But like if it's point two five or point five,
Speaker 2: it feels like a prickle on your skin, but it
Speaker 2: doesn't hurt, like you're just rolling. Not think about it.
Speaker 2: Those ones that help with promoting collagen properly, properly, they
Speaker 2: can be like one point five.
Speaker 1: I think mine were really really I think that's would
Speaker 1: have been it because I my pain tolerance HIGHI I
Speaker 1: know it's high. So this was like WHOA so fall
Speaker 1: on that I don't want to use it again. I
Speaker 1: feel like they were cowboys. And the lights were so
Speaker 1: brighten there, like when I'm going to go to somewhere
Speaker 1: you want it like that. I want a nice bed,
Speaker 1: I want it, relaxing music. I want your oil. This
Speaker 1: was like fluorescent lights. And the woman spoke so loud
Speaker 1: that I was like looking around me, like are you
Speaker 1: talking to me?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: It was so loud, and the louder she talked, I
Speaker 1: would talk quieter because I'm like, You've got to get
Speaker 1: your volume is so off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't go back there. That's I don't think I'm great,
Speaker 2: it doesn't sound right. Gift those Gift those extra sessions
Speaker 2: to someone else.
Speaker 1: On a side note, I've got a friend or an acquaintance,
Speaker 1: I should say, who's such a close talker? And I
Speaker 1: realized I haven't had a close talk in my life
Speaker 1: for a long time. It's because you don't probably go out.
Speaker 1: There could be that I don't talk to me. But
Speaker 1: it's like she's just come in my circle of comfort,
Speaker 1: like a centimeter or two, and she does it every
Speaker 1: single time, And I'm like, how are you not noticing?
Speaker 1: Like your circle is a lot more narrow than mine is, and.
Speaker 2: You would think. I am always surprised at Let's say
Speaker 2: someone's thing is that they're a close talker, right, they
Speaker 2: can't read the body language of the other person's backing off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I reckon the top half of my body
Speaker 1: is nearly ninety. It's so uncomfortable because it's.
Speaker 2: Not just that I know, we laugh about the breath
Speaker 2: thing that is an element of it, but it's also
Speaker 2: it's encroaching on your space. I feel stifocated.
Speaker 1: Yes, you do.
Speaker 2: It's too personal. It's like people who maintain hectic eye
Speaker 2: contact Yes, it feels too personal.
Speaker 1: It feels like we're too interhearing you, like they've got
Speaker 1: a blazer, they're looking into you. Yeah, totally.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway back to where we started. Yeah, the toothbrush in
Speaker 1: the shower. I realized the bra I have on as well.
Speaker 1: I cannot remember the last time I washed it, Like,
Speaker 1: I cannot remember. Isn't that terrible?
Speaker 2: Well, it's not terrible. Does it smell? I don't know.
Speaker 1: I haven't put my nose in there. It doesn't smell
Speaker 1: to the point that you can smell it unless you
Speaker 1: put your nose in there. But I'm sure it doesn't
Speaker 1: smell pleasant. It's also a maternity bra. No, it's my
Speaker 1: maternity bra that I've had when Otis was born. It's
Speaker 1: just four years ago. Do you keep bras that long?
Speaker 2: I've got bras from years ago where you know how
Speaker 2: big my boobs were, Like, yeah, ridiculously big that I
Speaker 2: look at now fit my whole head in there. But
Speaker 2: I can't let go of them because I think, oh
Speaker 2: I could go back.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, you to get rid of them?
Speaker 2: You no, I know, I know. The thing with bras
Speaker 2: is that they become a comfort thing. You have your
Speaker 2: favorite really a comfort thing. It's just it's it's fine.
Speaker 2: And when they been perfectly Yeah, well, this is the catch.
Speaker 2: You think they fit perfectly because they feel comfortable, probably
Speaker 2: because as the conversation we've had about the undies before,
Speaker 2: they're stretched out and they're probably not even supporting you properly.
Speaker 1: There is one part of my bras that support may
Speaker 1: not one.
Speaker 2: Part you go to get properly fitted for. And Okay,
Speaker 2: they like skin tight. They make it so tight on you.
Speaker 2: They do make it so tight. I never wear it
Speaker 2: as tight as they fit me because I don't like
Speaker 2: the feeling of it being too restricted. But I do
Speaker 2: like the look of when my tits look nice and
Speaker 2: high in perpe.
Speaker 1: But mine never do. Even if I had the world's
Speaker 1: biggest push up bra. I used to love my oil bras.
Speaker 1: My god, remember those bras that used to have oil
Speaker 1: in them.
Speaker 2: I never have needed them, to be honest. I need
Speaker 2: the lift, but not the bulk.
Speaker 1: I look online and buy another oil bra. It's so
Speaker 1: an oil bra, oh my god, because it did used
Speaker 1: to help perk out my boobs because the oil was
Speaker 1: underneath and would give it a big lift.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I guess it's a natural. That's where because
Speaker 2: when you think about the volume you lose in your boobs,
Speaker 2: like when you've you know, put on or gained weight,
Speaker 2: or you have kids and you've breastfeed they've got big
Speaker 2: and small and whatever. Right, the volume that's lost is
Speaker 2: all the top.
Speaker 1: That is the bagging the volume. I have no volume
Speaker 1: in my boobs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's not even that. I look at my
Speaker 2: boobs and I think I don't even want like, I
Speaker 2: don't want a big I just want them up perposely.
Speaker 2: I want more volume at the top where it used
Speaker 2: to be. Speaking of things that are like sort of
Speaker 2: disgusting or gross or whatever, I saw this list on
Speaker 2: BuzzFeed about gross things that people do that they think
Speaker 2: are normal.
Speaker 1: Right, there'd be so many, God, the things that I
Speaker 1: would do.
Speaker 2: Look there is picking your nose was number one. I
Speaker 2: think that anyone who says they don't pick their nose
Speaker 2: is a liar, totally like it's and it's it's it's fun, right,
Speaker 2: I love it, and when I'm stressed I do it
Speaker 2: so much more. Yes, but some of the other things
Speaker 2: listen to this one. This struck me as really odd
Speaker 2: looking at the toilet paper to see what progress was
Speaker 2: made while you're wiping. Oh yeah, you must do that,
Speaker 2: sat do you know if you're clean otherwise?
Speaker 1: Exactly? Everyone does that.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know. This person doesn't well people well
Speaker 2: anyway for it to have made the list. I'm like,
Speaker 2: there must be something anyway. Give the bread knife a
Speaker 2: token wipe and put it back in the drawer. I
Speaker 2: feel like you would do that. Of course, I don't
Speaker 2: do that if you've just cut a piece of bread.
Speaker 1: It was just a piece of bread.
Speaker 2: I just got some crumbs on it.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, I would do that. But if it was
Speaker 1: like I'd had butter, I wouldn't just token wipe it.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, but bread where it's like just crumbs,
Speaker 2: yeah I would.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: This is something I don't know how relatable it's going
Speaker 2: to be for everyone, but it was very relatable to me.
Speaker 2: When I shower, my hair collects in my butt crack.
Speaker 2: I remove it and stick it to the wall. Is
Speaker 2: this a chick thing? Straight away? I'm like, I know
Speaker 2: that every time I wash my hair because I lose
Speaker 2: a lot of hair as well. Like my hair, I
Speaker 2: lose chunks of hair all the time. It's by nature
Speaker 2: ends up in the crevice, it ends up in your crack.
Speaker 2: What do you mean to do? Leave it there? You
Speaker 2: pull it out? The sticking one on the wall is
Speaker 2: actually fucking genius.
Speaker 1: You've done it before.
Speaker 2: Have I done what stuff on the wall? Yeah? I have.
Speaker 1: That's because weird.
Speaker 2: What are you going to do? What do you do
Speaker 2: with it?
Speaker 1: You just let it go down the sinkhole?
Speaker 2: No, you don't, because that's how you get clogged draining.
Speaker 1: No, so then do you when it's when you've turned
Speaker 1: off the shower, get that hair and put.
Speaker 2: It in the bin. Yeah, I do, and then I
Speaker 2: wash my hands.
Speaker 1: That's well, it's your own hair. You don't need to
Speaker 1: wash your hands.
Speaker 2: No, I do because that No, I think you're the
Speaker 2: let's put it out there, but I think you're the
Speaker 2: weird one here.
Speaker 1: I don't like. But also I guess I don't lose
Speaker 1: hectic chunks. I lose like strands of hair. But I
Speaker 1: would never go I would even so mal I would
Speaker 1: hands down, get it to go down with plug.
Speaker 2: But to let it just go down the drain is
Speaker 2: going to clog your drain and then you get the
Speaker 2: drain pole.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, which is I've had that in my sink
Speaker 1: because of food. I let a lot of food go
Speaker 1: down my sink, I know, and my hell traders. Yeh God,
Speaker 1: I love an insinntcret. Mate. If you saw my house,
Speaker 1: you'd be shocked what I live in, Like, you know,
Speaker 1: literally the nineties. You've walked into the nineties. There is
Speaker 1: no mod cons in this house at all.
Speaker 2: I feel like there is a challenge here that we
Speaker 2: need to maybe post some pics of the ugliest things
Speaker 2: in our house and let's see who wins in the
Speaker 2: ugly stakes, and I let's do it. I will put
Speaker 2: a one hundred dollar bet on with you right now
Speaker 2: that I will win. I will win by a huntry mile.
Speaker 1: But how do we word it? Like, look, how ugly
Speaker 1: our house is? That just terrible to that.
Speaker 2: No, it doesn't sound terrible, because if you think your
Speaker 2: house is ugly, you're entitled to think that.
Speaker 1: I think what era is your house?
Speaker 2: It was built in ninety one or nineteen k ninety
Speaker 2: wild core wogs and you were what I mean.
Speaker 1: You should do a wog one like how woggy is
Speaker 1: my house? And I'll do a how nineties is my house?
Speaker 1: Or we can do whose house is more nineties instead
Speaker 1: of whose house is ugliest. That sounds like I don't
Speaker 1: like that, sounds like we're unappreciative and.
Speaker 2: That No, it doesn't. It just sounds funny and people
Speaker 2: will relate to it. I think. How's our Sorry, everybody
Speaker 2: workshopping your social strategy on the podcast.
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