Speaker 1: Jason No.
Speaker 2: One hundred, Well, good morning everybody, and welcome.
Speaker 3: Your Monday morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Good morningning.
Speaker 4: How are we all For a few days it's been.
Speaker 5: Listen to your full You're right, he's struggling. Tis the season?
Speaker 2: What's going on?
Speaker 4: Is the season to be Jarlie.
Speaker 2: Please remember it is the first of December.
Speaker 5: It is it's officially the first day of.
Speaker 3: Summer, and it is a top can you feel it?
Speaker 3: Fifty on?
Speaker 2: More importantly, it's the first day of December. So our
Speaker 2: annual rulers effects if you drop the sea words, as
Speaker 2: in the festive season, you dropped the sea word on
Speaker 2: this show in December, we play Mariah okay, and she's ready.
Speaker 3: She's a competition because no one wants to go first.
Speaker 2: One wants to go first.
Speaker 4: Shame involved in going.
Speaker 5: First, but that includes you, Meilbo and so don't get
Speaker 5: on the phone makes silly mistakes that we all have
Speaker 5: to pay for.
Speaker 6: The issue is for us is that we had an
Speaker 6: action packed weekend full of festive moments.
Speaker 2: I spent the whole weekend full of festive moments.
Speaker 5: We had our show festive and then we did show
Speaker 5: festive photos.
Speaker 2: We did, we did indeed were dressed. Frankston Festival.
Speaker 3: This is going to be a long day, really long.
Speaker 2: A big shout out to everyone who came along and
Speaker 2: got to Santa photos with us on Saturday at the
Speaker 2: Frankston at.
Speaker 3: The stop it stop.
Speaker 2: It playing going to be one hundred per but I'll
Speaker 2: still bring it up too for the weekend.
Speaker 4: Well, thanks the question. I actually put my tree up. Yeah,
Speaker 4: having been to the tree farm.
Speaker 2: Yep. Did you go with your dad? Know that he
Speaker 2: went for me?
Speaker 3: No, you didn't it up. They put it up.
Speaker 2: Your dad bought it around for you.
Speaker 3: He was doing festive photos with us.
Speaker 2: You came home and it was set up.
Speaker 3: He had to decorate it.
Speaker 4: I had to decorate it.
Speaker 2: Oh God forbid. But he put the stand on that
Speaker 2: was already sitting in the.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the stand was in. He had a hard part.
Speaker 4: How old are you old enough for forty three in
Speaker 4: a couple of weeks?
Speaker 2: Wow, and your dad's coming around.
Speaker 3: It's so sweet.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 5: My parents came over and in fact Clink came over
Speaker 5: to him to do my.
Speaker 3: I also had the street festive party.
Speaker 5: Yeah, oh god, I've been quite a social street She
Speaker 5: was supposed to have been the party.
Speaker 3: We had to pivot to a pub.
Speaker 2: Questions, how does that work with all the kids in
Speaker 2: the street? Do you do presents?
Speaker 3: No, but my sister in law thought we did so
Speaker 3: shed like she had to go shopping to buy the
Speaker 3: festive gifts and then realized no one else was doing.
Speaker 2: Fest I should have looked like a hero to the king.
Speaker 3: She took him home, she took him back right when anyway?
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Speaker 3: That's right, We've got tickets to a corporate suite for Gaga.
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Speaker 2: you hear us play Lady Gaga. Give us a ring
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Speaker 2: want to say thanks for listening to the show. So
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Speaker 2: families right across Melbourne. Just be listening later on this
Speaker 2: morning to win you. Wait there, let's get into it.
Speaker 2: This is somber. Good morning Melbourne. You are on the
Speaker 2: air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well. We don't
Speaker 2: any thanks to it, mates, It's Sheller already express.
Speaker 3: Best to December, Melbourne, let's go. First day of summer.
Speaker 2: Means the Elves will be back.
Speaker 3: Ah many kids waking up to an elf on the show?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, oh yes, yes that's wrong.
Speaker 3: Well I'm just you know, yeah, you forgot to check
Speaker 3: where they were this morning.
Speaker 4: I did forget to check this morning.
Speaker 3: Guys. The Formula one Championship.
Speaker 4: Is still on, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Now It's going to come down to the final race.
Speaker 2: So what Oscar got up on the weekend won.
Speaker 3: The sprint and then he came second in.
Speaker 6: The Some some Spring Cities or some Grand Prixs have
Speaker 6: a sprint attached as well, and this is one of them.
Speaker 4: There's like maybe three or four, I don't know.
Speaker 6: So Oscar won the sprint, he qualified on pole and
Speaker 6: then the McLaren made this strange decision not to pit
Speaker 6: and it really cost them.
Speaker 3: I haven't watched their driver, Eric.
Speaker 4: Sorry, do you know what? This should come with a warning?
Speaker 4: Because so many, so many F one people get up
Speaker 4: as when we talk about F one. But you know
Speaker 4: what well, I mean, we're a news service.
Speaker 2: Sorry, we knew here we are.
Speaker 4: We're on news service slash entertainment.
Speaker 3: He has taken off producer.
Speaker 2: Oh is that.
Speaker 1: Why he's holding you is? And he's running around the
Speaker 1: office so he doesn't.
Speaker 5: What he's got to do a whole radio show with us,
Speaker 5: and you're telling me he's not going to check when
Speaker 5: was the race?
Speaker 4: If you liked thirty this morning?
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's unfair then sorry.
Speaker 4: If you're a passionate fan, you get up.
Speaker 2: No you wouldn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Gez should have got up and watched it if
Speaker 3: he really wanted to know what was.
Speaker 2: No, there'd be people waking up this morning ready to
Speaker 2: watch on their Fox tail i Q box.
Speaker 3: Like they're not listening to us, they're watching the race.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think when's two thirty this morning?
Speaker 3: What we can't talk about Nerors?
Speaker 4: We can talk about Nerors, Jason, We're done now, we're done.
Speaker 4: There man, it's all good.
Speaker 2: So who's it down to now?
Speaker 3: Well, it can still be Oscar Lando and could still
Speaker 3: win the soar.
Speaker 2: Could actually get there.
Speaker 6: Do you know what he'd need? He'd probably need for
Speaker 6: Lando to crash crash out of the which isn't out
Speaker 6: of the realms of possibility. He trails by I think
Speaker 6: twelve fourteen.
Speaker 4: Points but at the top.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 6: But you know what if McLaren had been a bit
Speaker 6: wiser earlier in the year and protected the driver that
Speaker 6: was leading and.
Speaker 3: Getting disqualified in Vegas has.
Speaker 4: Not helped, they wouldn't be in this situation.
Speaker 3: Anyway, but Max could still win.
Speaker 2: Do you have to pit? Is that legal?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Some Grand Prix you have to pit once, some twice?
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, that's right.
Speaker 6: Well they didn't pit under the safety car. This is
Speaker 6: It wasn't so much they didn't pit that. Sorry, I
Speaker 6: should have explained that Jazz. They should have pit under
Speaker 6: the safety car, but they.
Speaker 4: Did pract it. They didn't, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Any way, question airpic final talk to me.
Speaker 2: But if you like, say I'm Oscar, right and I've yeah,
Speaker 2: I got to pit.
Speaker 6: Let's let's pretend you're Oscar bringing out my burger through.
Speaker 3: They still have the orange burger with the orange bump.
Speaker 2: It's back. They've got the green Berger too for wicked.
Speaker 4: Hang on, that's black black bun yeah, orange, some sort
Speaker 4: of orange. See ye.
Speaker 2: Anyway, back to the pit. Have you got to like change, like,
Speaker 2: what's the minimum requirement? Can I just go in and
Speaker 2: get a drink and you've got to do tires?
Speaker 4: Okay, you're not getting a drink to pities and fuel.
Speaker 2: They've got like a camel pack that of the camel
Speaker 2: pan or that hat like in the Simpsons with the
Speaker 2: two Bert.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the Duff, the Duff can can they come out
Speaker 3: after the last?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Man?
Speaker 2: What do you think of the lego car the winners
Speaker 2: went around in Vegas? Did you see that?
Speaker 4: They did one of them breakdown? One of the lego cars?
Speaker 4: I think one of them breakdown and then they had
Speaker 4: to hit a ride on the McLaren car.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I didn't see the.
Speaker 2: Lego car, haven't you. I saw him break the lego
Speaker 2: hand or he was trying to open the door.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that happens.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, this morning, we are a lot to give
Speaker 2: away tickets to the v I p sweet to see
Speaker 2: the Lady Gaga. Not only that, to say thank you
Speaker 2: for listening to the show. We are taking over gun
Speaker 2: By World yet again. We did this last year. It
Speaker 2: was awesome, so you know, we just no cost of
Speaker 2: living is quite high at the moment. Everyone's buying presence
Speaker 2: for that time of the year. So what happened to
Speaker 2: Oscar Piastre again?
Speaker 4: Can we not?
Speaker 5: As I just walked back, look at it, don't do
Speaker 5: it to your.
Speaker 2: New service Jack to join us at gun By World.
Speaker 2: It's all coming up on Nova. We are not a
Speaker 2: news service. Tops of fifteen. What a way to celebrate
Speaker 2: first day of summer Baby in the Summer's savage?
Speaker 3: What the hell is going on?
Speaker 5: Melbourne on Saturday morning and I woke up and it
Speaker 5: was just bucketing down, And then again yesterday something nice
Speaker 5: lying in bed listening to the rain.
Speaker 3: But I was like, are we seriously doing this?
Speaker 4: Moment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Saturday was a real mixed back because we're off
Speaker 2: at the festive festival.
Speaker 3: Franks Festival.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just quickly, just to double back.
Speaker 6: One of the gentlemen at the coffee shop this morning
Speaker 6: told me, now I have in fact checked this that
Speaker 6: it was the wettest spring. Now I want to say
Speaker 6: on record, but I'm not too sure of that. Can
Speaker 6: you fact check that?
Speaker 2: What was his qualifications?
Speaker 4: Was he wearing a No, he wasn't a meteorologist, but
Speaker 4: he was an older fellow so.
Speaker 3: He'd probably heard it on a more repud.
Speaker 6: It'd had wisdom, not all old people. But it makes sense,
Speaker 6: doesn't it, because it was raining quite a lot.
Speaker 3: I mean it could have just the last two days
Speaker 3: alone would have made.
Speaker 2: It exactly wettest spring since nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 5: But I feel like we had a good wind, Like, well,
Speaker 5: it depends we didn't have a wet winter.
Speaker 2: No, we have had a cracking summer last year.
Speaker 5: And the weather's getting nice. Checked the days, and then
Speaker 5: it falls off again. On the weekend.
Speaker 2: We checked the twenty five day forecast for the y.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they said, I read it this morning. They said
Speaker 3: dry and put for which day, twenty December. Dry in
Speaker 3: the morning, but then some showers in the afternoon.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good. That's that's your sign of like thanks
Speaker 2: for coming. Time to get out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the twenty five day forecast is wrong. It
Speaker 3: doesn't really exist.
Speaker 2: Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Remember Festive Day two years ago. We had everyone coming
Speaker 2: around to our place. It was hot, No, no, it
Speaker 2: was bucketing down all day, windy, rainy. We had like
Speaker 2: ten kids under nine in the house. Face was torn
Speaker 2: a punt.
Speaker 6: Hey, you're right about the weather, yes, Hang on Saturday,
Speaker 6: Saturday it was sort of like a bit all over
Speaker 6: the shop, but sun came out for periods when we
Speaker 6: went to do our meet and greet.
Speaker 3: Yes, and we went down to Frankston.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it was so beautiful and festive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and we dressed up as els did sound to photos.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 5: It was a great idea, And thank you to everyone
Speaker 5: who came down there, a few more people than we
Speaker 5: expected to be perfectly honest and apologies because we had
Speaker 5: also had our end of year dream the night before,
Speaker 5: so it wasn't It.
Speaker 3: Was a bit of a stitch up. It was a
Speaker 3: bit of a stitch up.
Speaker 4: We're in good four when I got to.
Speaker 3: Be a hilarious as the day went on.
Speaker 2: One I am Saturday. I went my dressing is and
Speaker 2: elf today, Franks, I think I am. Do I just
Speaker 2: imagine you get home at one am? Yeah, I was early.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, I can't recall Friday night after our show party.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was home one am Saturday.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't know what happened to you because you
Speaker 3: left way before me and I got before that, did you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I actually went to another venue, so I don't
Speaker 5: know where you went.
Speaker 2: I guess I went to another venue on the way.
Speaker 3: Where did you go? Did your mate in town?
Speaker 4: Where did you go? Do you get?
Speaker 5: Chase bought a may Baby Cats.
Speaker 4: Doing a festive show secrets bells.
Speaker 3: Did she go to Kitten?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: He did.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I did not. I did not
Speaker 2: go to Baby Cats.
Speaker 5: So Jason obviously needed some kind of moral support. He
Speaker 5: rolled in a mate to out work ind of view drinks.
Speaker 4: I was late in the day and then they popped off.
Speaker 3: Let the team went to Kittens.
Speaker 2: I did not. Don't put that out there.
Speaker 3: Where did you go?
Speaker 2: I did not know.
Speaker 3: It's a very easy way to clear it up. Where
Speaker 3: did you go?
Speaker 2: I was dropping one of our team members home. We
Speaker 2: went back to their place for a drink. Nate, who
Speaker 2: worked in promos. So Nate came to Baby Nate did
Speaker 2: not know. We didn't know.
Speaker 4: We didn't do.
Speaker 2: No, yes, he did. You make him me sound nervous.
Speaker 2: I did not go to Baby Cats.
Speaker 4: You know I'm not who played the role of missus Claws.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, this is unfair. Kittens is the
Speaker 2: other way.
Speaker 4: So you went to speak it wrong.
Speaker 3: It's not the other white.
Speaker 2: And he wait, thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Everyone came out, Yeah, will you put your foot in
Speaker 5: it by saying you got home at one, kid when
Speaker 5: you left at eleventh.
Speaker 2: Never say times lesson learn ah, But thank you to
Speaker 2: everyone that came along and who we caught up with
Speaker 2: and brings it. No, you are on the air with
Speaker 2: Jace Lauren Quints here as well, guys, exciting times on
Speaker 2: the weekend.
Speaker 3: It's all mess. It's the fuck Control Metro Tunnel. It's
Speaker 3: finally opened.
Speaker 4: How good are you? Pump Lawren As a regular user.
Speaker 5: I made you all get on the tram for our
Speaker 5: festive end of year party.
Speaker 3: Yes, and you winged like I say, all of you.
Speaker 2: It was very hot.
Speaker 3: I was loving it, and I've got a video of
Speaker 3: all of you. Bingy. One of the girls.
Speaker 5: Goes, I have ben caught the tramp since high school.
Speaker 5: Jason was having a wig out in the corner.
Speaker 2: It was very hot.
Speaker 3: It was jam pad.
Speaker 4: And found yourself a corner of the tram, like right
Speaker 4: up where the driver sit.
Speaker 3: No no, no, no no no no.
Speaker 2: He was on was on the lazy suit move because
Speaker 2: the four started moving and I freaked out.
Speaker 3: He'd never been on a train before. Maybe you'll enjoy
Speaker 3: the train more with the new Metro tunnel.
Speaker 2: God it was exciting times. Last night I was watching
Speaker 2: the news and they crossed live.
Speaker 4: Jack Ward joins us now live from on board a
Speaker 4: train been through the tunnel, Jack, how's the drive?
Speaker 2: It's going well, Pete.
Speaker 8: This is one of the last trains running through the
Speaker 8: Metro Tunnel this evening, and I'm joined by two of
Speaker 8: its passengers here alongside me Craig and Melanie Craig.
Speaker 2: Your first time in the tunnel. How's it feeling. It's
Speaker 2: feeling good.
Speaker 9: We decided to head out to dinner and looking forward
Speaker 9: to seeing the antex station.
Speaker 2: Is you're gonna live up to the price tag?
Speaker 4: Do you think nothing could possibly live up to the
Speaker 4: price tag?
Speaker 2: But the money spent now, so let's enjoy it. Good attitude.
Speaker 3: People were excited, I know, beside.
Speaker 2: Themselves, just on the price tag fifteen billion. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: came in like.
Speaker 3: That doesn't surprise me. It was a big job. Where
Speaker 3: does it actually go?
Speaker 4: There's five stops, they all new stops. They are all
Speaker 4: new stops.
Speaker 2: Stations, pretty flash.
Speaker 4: Where the station's cool. That's near the Shrine of Remembrance.
Speaker 2: You'd get off there and walk to the box.
Speaker 4: You could actually you just walk up that hill. Yeah, struggle.
Speaker 4: But now there's also stations. Now this is going to
Speaker 4: test me. Here we go atwn Hall. Yeah, there's one
Speaker 4: at Always Street, and there's one at.
Speaker 2: You can do it.
Speaker 4: We are a news show somewhere else State Library, I
Speaker 4: believe is that okay good? Well?
Speaker 5: Like people were going mad on the socials about it.
Speaker 5: Luke Dennahey, now.
Speaker 3: He used to write for the Herald Entertainment.
Speaker 5: He's done like a mini feature film on his highlighting
Speaker 5: some of the the special features of the new metro
Speaker 5: tunnel station.
Speaker 8: Look at the amazing architecture here in engineering and pizza
Speaker 8: at seven eleven, which I hadn't seen before. These beautiful
Speaker 8: big holes.
Speaker 2: I just loved it.
Speaker 8: Escalators as well, some of them are huge, very tall.
Speaker 8: Here is the town Hall walk to Flinder Street, which
Speaker 8: I think will be very well use.
Speaker 2: I love the tiles there.
Speaker 3: Seven eleven Pizza and he did a bit of shade
Speaker 3: of blakes. Beautiful tiles and long escalators.
Speaker 2: He sounds like your mate in the UK.
Speaker 4: I love it.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I'm such in my mouth.
Speaker 3: Now who's that plan?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, I can't remember his name. Francis Francis and.
Speaker 3: He's the train enthusiast Instagram.
Speaker 4: You imagine what he'd beat he was riding through our
Speaker 4: metro tunnel.
Speaker 2: We should have flown him out for it.
Speaker 4: We should.
Speaker 2: We should have bought Francis.
Speaker 5: Because he just loves trains, doesn't he does he love
Speaker 5: trains or tunnels at all.
Speaker 4: He loves the infrastructure and he loves the train as well.
Speaker 2: He doesn't mind the time.
Speaker 3: I mean, we've already spent fifteen billion dollars. Would it
Speaker 3: hurt us another couple of grand to fly at train
Speaker 3: fluenza a out.
Speaker 2: You No, we've run out of money. I did some maths.
Speaker 2: Do you want to know what else we could have
Speaker 2: bought with billion? Yep? We could have actually bought thirty
Speaker 2: million iPads, that's what iPad for every Australian and we'd
Speaker 2: have three millions back.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah good.
Speaker 2: We could have brought one hundred and fifty of the
Speaker 2: best fighter jets in the world.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Or we could have bought one hundred and seventy eight
Speaker 2: brand new top of the line Lamborghinis.
Speaker 4: Oh come on, just shared him around on weekends.
Speaker 2: Do be and pack at him. You've gotten on Saturday.
Speaker 3: But Clint, you've got friends who are just frothen.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I've got friends who live in the west
Speaker 6: and it's basically connected between the west and the southeast.
Speaker 4: So you know, like so a lot of the people
Speaker 4: yesterday got on it.
Speaker 6: It's Sunbury and it's going to connect the people of
Speaker 6: Sunbury and that sort of area out to like.
Speaker 2: They can go all right side.
Speaker 6: This is going it's actually revolutionary, you know, like it's
Speaker 6: something that when it comes to infrastructure, it's not what
Speaker 6: it's been crying out for.
Speaker 3: So is it open now? Like could I go and
Speaker 3: get on it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yes, but could there be people on their way to
Speaker 3: work right now?
Speaker 4: Maybe?
Speaker 2: You know what, Let's play a game tunnel or not?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a ring right
Speaker 2: now and we will have to guess whether you are
Speaker 2: in the new tunnel.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is their phone reception in the new time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: It tillion comes with phone reception.
Speaker 4: The life Jack did the life cross there last night?
Speaker 2: Don't remember Greg. She was like, we're going live to
Speaker 2: a time track with.
Speaker 4: Greg gives us great, great.
Speaker 3: Okay, thirty in the tunnel.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. We will fly through
Speaker 2: a couple of calls. Next we have to work out
Speaker 2: whether they are in the tunnel or not.
Speaker 3: Tell us what you can say, Yeah, a.
Speaker 2: Tunnel on we'll play next thurday and twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: If you join us on the air, we've got free
Speaker 2: stuff to go this morning. Oh god, we've got a
Speaker 2: lot of stuff.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 2: How about two hundred dollars Archiees footwear vouch.
Speaker 3: For good for your back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and we're just talking the new Metro tunnel, which
Speaker 2: all decide is going to change people's lives possibly you know,
Speaker 2: twenty five thirty minutes each way to work. Think about
Speaker 2: that an hour of your day back.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 5: So it opened this weekend, so we thought it has
Speaker 5: opened yesterday, but we just asked are you in the tunnel?
Speaker 5: And then it was brought to our attention that we've
Speaker 5: got restricted operating hours.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, yeah, they're sort of still testing and implementing
Speaker 6: and all the rest of that, right, Producer Brody.
Speaker 1: It is only open between ten and three, but on weeknesdays.
Speaker 3: So we c no peak hour business.
Speaker 2: So we just said, let's play a round of tunnel
Speaker 2: or not. Give us a ring and we'll work out
Speaker 2: if you're in the tunnel or you're not in the tunnel.
Speaker 2: What times are open again?
Speaker 4: Ten a m. We must be production.
Speaker 3: So people that called different, you're not in the.
Speaker 4: Not t Have you been in the tunnel? Were you
Speaker 4: in the tunnel yesterday?
Speaker 3: So you think people just went for a joy ride
Speaker 3: or even just to walk around.
Speaker 6: They had flags, they were handing out flags and people
Speaker 6: waving flags.
Speaker 3: Through the tunnel. Flag yeah, or like follow me, follow.
Speaker 2: This flat world. When they seen the groups walking around.
Speaker 6: There were a lot of train enthusiasts who love the
Speaker 6: opportunity to test ride and.
Speaker 3: And do you think so more excited about the train?
Speaker 3: Are they new trains?
Speaker 4: I believe that there existing trains.
Speaker 3: Exciting.
Speaker 2: No same graffiti down the side, just new tunnel.
Speaker 3: So it's the actual stations that are exciting.
Speaker 2: You know who wouldn't have been there to test right?
Speaker 4: Who?
Speaker 2: Albert?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 4: Because he was getting hitch. Yeah, how's that? What? Claire
Speaker 4: was there? Claire from Altona.
Speaker 6: Now Altona is one of these spots that is going
Speaker 6: to help Claire get into the city quicker with the
Speaker 6: Metro tunnel.
Speaker 4: Am I right? Claire?
Speaker 10: Good morning? Well we actually caught the train, the second
Speaker 10: Metro train through the tunnel yesterday and woods Gray train
Speaker 10: to Footscray and then went through all the all the
Speaker 10: tunnel stations.
Speaker 3: And what do you think, do you reckon it's worth
Speaker 3: fifteen billion?
Speaker 10: Probably not, But look I have I have a young
Speaker 10: son who's an absolute train officionado, and he has memorized
Speaker 10: the stations, He's done all the research. So look we
Speaker 10: had to do it. It's fun of my role as
Speaker 10: his mother. Yeah, and it was, it was. It was
Speaker 10: an amazing celebration, the amount of money, not only with
Speaker 10: building the tunnel. For the celebration, you know, we had
Speaker 10: musicians and singers and an amble pins that they were
Speaker 10: giving out at every station. It was phenomenal.
Speaker 4: What about the food offerings? Were you happy with the
Speaker 4: food offerings?
Speaker 10: There are a lot of machines.
Speaker 4: There are a lot of.
Speaker 10: Things the Japanese inspired.
Speaker 3: Yeah, machines, very very futuristic. Yeah, everything's in a machine
Speaker 3: less people.
Speaker 2: Some of those vending machines in Japan. You don't want
Speaker 2: at the stations here, machines.
Speaker 4: They've got ndies in machines in Yeah, we're not station yeah.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah. If you need a new pair of duds
Speaker 4: after riding the track.
Speaker 3: New onundies, Yeah, that's good. No, they should have them.
Speaker 3: What if you need an emergency pair of undies?
Speaker 2: Know there's some.
Speaker 4: Do that?
Speaker 3: I reckon. I don't think that's real.
Speaker 2: You reckon that, Yeah, right, I reckon they they.
Speaker 3: I think that's made up.
Speaker 2: Actually, don't don't do it work, do not curgle on?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 4: Do you think your centers ordered some under vending machines here?
Speaker 2: I doubt that strongly. I think they would have gone
Speaker 2: the peat in the coke ones.
Speaker 4: Just in it.
Speaker 2: She would, she would have drive in the train.
Speaker 4: She was, She loved it.
Speaker 2: She said that seeing the mission impossible when Tom's hanging
Speaker 2: on the front of the train.
Speaker 3: That's everything runs smoothly.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: No dramas well done, yep. Nice word begs the question.
Speaker 4: Don't know?
Speaker 2: Well, good morning everybody working you Monday. She goes take
Speaker 2: advantage of the Black Friday specials over the weekend.
Speaker 3: I did did she get all you as.
Speaker 4: You bought? What?
Speaker 2: Sorry? Yes?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: I let it in there massively let her in there?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: What did? What?
Speaker 2: Did you buy?
Speaker 3: A Brussels one role on this show in December?
Speaker 2: Welcome for the first time. It's twenty twenty five again.
Speaker 2: I think one Lauren Phillips that you say unfair. That
Speaker 2: word in December.
Speaker 3: Came out of your Yeah, but he said, did you
Speaker 3: get around the Black Friday?
Speaker 4: So else?
Speaker 3: I did? I did my festive season shopping.
Speaker 2: Have you sorted Paul? So I know you were in
Speaker 2: the Oh.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an organized football.
Speaker 2: I mean, do you know if he sorted you?
Speaker 3: No idea. I don't want to talk about I don't
Speaker 3: want to talk about.
Speaker 4: It anymore, not at all.
Speaker 3: It's too dangerous. Anyway. Game on Melbourne is the C word.
Speaker 3: In December we play Maria.
Speaker 2: Do you do presents for everrunt? Or you do the
Speaker 2: secret center thing?
Speaker 6: Is that addressed to me? That question about the first season?
Speaker 6: We do a secret Santa?
Speaker 4: Right, we have a budget.
Speaker 3: Yours is not secret and they have what do you
Speaker 3: mean it's not secret? Well, you know who's you know?
Speaker 4: We don't we know who we've got.
Speaker 5: Ah, like the gift is in secret. They write they
Speaker 5: write proper sante lists.
Speaker 2: You mean like a wedding registry pretty much? Yeah, why
Speaker 2: don't you just go and buy yourself what's called actually it's.
Speaker 6: Called draw names dot com today, dot com dot com. Anyway,
Speaker 6: what you do is you're key in all that, all.
Speaker 4: The names you're key.
Speaker 2: You can find the website.
Speaker 6: You're plugging all the names of the people in your family,
Speaker 6: and then it's sort of and then you can put
Speaker 6: your your personal wish list what what you'd like for
Speaker 6: ideas if you don't have your own that takes.
Speaker 4: The festive season, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: Don't you think it takes the shine out of it?
Speaker 3: Really you want but you're just buying things for you exactly.
Speaker 6: And the trick for me is because my birthday is
Speaker 6: in December, doubles is a birthday list as well.
Speaker 2: Ah okay, that's smart. It put people what's on your list?
Speaker 4: A whole lot of stuff.
Speaker 3: What's on it? What have you asked for?
Speaker 6: One of the most rogue things I asked for I
Speaker 6: asked for a steamer.
Speaker 3: I did say that.
Speaker 4: The dumplings or like shirt, the shirts, because I'm just
Speaker 4: sick of getting the iron and the ironing.
Speaker 2: Have you seen what I care board out? And it
Speaker 2: was going off in the US because all the kids
Speaker 2: in dorms were buying it. So you know those those
Speaker 2: inflatable guys who see outside car yard, right, So it's
Speaker 2: like a mini version of that and you put your
Speaker 2: shirt on it and then it inflates, but it inflates
Speaker 2: with such force that it's straight.
Speaker 3: Through the shirt hot air or something.
Speaker 4: Yeahs steam or something, And where do you get on?
Speaker 2: And then the shirt's ready? I think it was.
Speaker 3: I don't reckon that.
Speaker 4: You should buy one Christmas?
Speaker 2: Oh, Loren, what are you doing? Morning? Melbourne? This is
Speaker 2: an over one hundred for the second time there is Mariah.
Speaker 2: Are the rulers in play from the first of December?
Speaker 2: You say the C word on this show? We play
Speaker 2: Mariah so far? Can we get a tally check please? Clint?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it looks glorious and it's lonely at the top
Speaker 6: because Lauren leads on two jasus, Clint, producers, guests.
Speaker 4: Callers all on zero. That is the Mariah Carey Festive counter.
Speaker 3: You guys will catch up. I'm just reminding everyone how
Speaker 3: the game.
Speaker 4: Works, you know, Yeah, gotcha, just setting the time.
Speaker 3: I'm not going to say another word for us anywhere where.
Speaker 2: Were we We're talking about what you were going to
Speaker 2: buy your fiance.
Speaker 3: Well, you just told me about this. I mean, I'm
Speaker 3: not really sure he'd love this. Are not talking anymore?
Speaker 2: Run people through what you were looking at.
Speaker 5: It's an It's like a you put shirts on this
Speaker 5: inflatable thing and it blows up and it irons.
Speaker 2: It was going off in the US when you are
Speaker 2: they all head to college or the students.
Speaker 3: I just so you can get them from Cogan.
Speaker 2: Well, I care bought out a cheaper version in the US.
Speaker 2: I don't know how much they are here. Cogan's got
Speaker 2: it for what three hundred bucks?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, actually one hundred and do you think one hundred
Speaker 3: and twenty nine? I don't think you not as a gift? Okay,
Speaker 3: talk about something else.
Speaker 2: Guys, Can I changtack for a second. Lady Gaga, this
Speaker 2: is the song you are listening out for. When you
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Speaker 3: They're going to be amazing. She's here this week.
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Speaker 2: It's a pretty good gift for someone great.
Speaker 3: It's a great gift.
Speaker 4: Yeah, don't call.
Speaker 2: Now though, no, no, no, ye. When you hear born
Speaker 2: this way, guys, can we talk weddings?
Speaker 4: Sure didn't.
Speaker 2: Didn't that come out of nowhere?
Speaker 4: On the elbow.
Speaker 5: Wedding we had on the other day and he was saying,
Speaker 5: you were grilling in the and he hinted it was
Speaker 5: about it was around the corner.
Speaker 2: Did he see I didn't get that vibe.
Speaker 3: I thought it was still a bit no, but he'd
Speaker 3: always said it would be before. Chris, I didn't, I didn't,
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 2: No, hang on produces his call. No, it was yeah, Brady,
Speaker 2: she said the word.
Speaker 3: I didn't.
Speaker 4: It didn't. It wasn't married.
Speaker 3: Before from band was going to said the word no
Speaker 3: in of you. Okay, that one didn't come.
Speaker 4: We didn't get to the end. I didn't say we
Speaker 4: didn't get to the end. We're fine.
Speaker 3: We carried an he said he did before the end
Speaker 3: of the year for.
Speaker 4: The twenty fifth of December. She went, will celebrate yes.
Speaker 3: The day, So he got married and he stuck to
Speaker 3: his promises.
Speaker 4: Now, beautiful Jody, Jody.
Speaker 6: Now I assume she's taken Albow's surname, but she now
Speaker 6: Jody Albanez.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 4: Actually this morning.
Speaker 6: But she looked lovely and they had at the lodge,
Speaker 6: very very that was all very secret.
Speaker 2: It's the lodge, like I heard it was at the lodge.
Speaker 4: What did you hear?
Speaker 2: I heard the lodge needs a bit of a glower.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it does. It's a bit dated it was when
Speaker 4: I was there. You've gone to the lodge, to the lodge.
Speaker 4: Yeah what yeah, Alba for a game of cricket?
Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, isn't
Speaker 2: the lodge in Canberra?
Speaker 4: Oh sorry, hang on, you've been to Kira Billy.
Speaker 3: Oh you got the wrong Wait, which one is the lodge?
Speaker 4: Lodge?
Speaker 2: Can?
Speaker 4: I got the wrong one? The Lodge. I haven't met
Speaker 4: the lodge.
Speaker 3: Why did I get married there?
Speaker 2: Because was he going to get married? He's the Prime
Speaker 2: Minister I.
Speaker 3: Think, and he got married in his backyard.
Speaker 4: Well, just like you want to. Is like one road in,
Speaker 4: one road out, that sort of thing.
Speaker 3: It's pretty good.
Speaker 5: Normally at big weddings like that, there's there's like paparazzi
Speaker 5: get photos or something.
Speaker 3: It seems like it was all very contained.
Speaker 2: A couple of pap shots of people going in and stuff.
Speaker 3: Who was on the guest list?
Speaker 2: Well, I didn't recognize any high anyone was there. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like all Polly's.
Speaker 3: High end people. What is that? What's a high end?
Speaker 4: I think they were all sort of political animals.
Speaker 3: The people, friends and fan It's a proper wedding.
Speaker 4: Not like now. One of the big revelations was Toto
Speaker 4: the dog.
Speaker 6: Now Toto the dog was It was one of the
Speaker 6: bride brides mat no bride's maids.
Speaker 4: Flower girls.
Speaker 3: It's total boy or girl.
Speaker 4: It's a girl.
Speaker 3: It was a flower dog.
Speaker 4: The flower dog and carried the ring as well.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's a big it is a bit.
Speaker 4: Did you see that had Albert Ale as well? Jody
Speaker 4: and elbow be.
Speaker 2: I that did he do a Do they do a Bucks?
Speaker 4: If he hasn't, we should do a retrospective Bucks Elbow.
Speaker 2: Next time, elbows in. We need to do we need
Speaker 2: to We'll take.
Speaker 3: Him to once it's done. It's done. You can't have
Speaker 3: a retrospective Bucks past now you can't.
Speaker 2: You can take Jody yet your hens.
Speaker 4: Imagine taking Albert to South Melbourne to babys.
Speaker 2: Good to see you again too.
Speaker 4: We would have to line up. No, that's the highest
Speaker 4: office in the land.
Speaker 2: I don't think he had a bus Hey guys. Thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen, can we talk surprise weddings?
Speaker 4: Have you been to one? Or have you had one?
Speaker 5: I went to one that was an engagement party.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it wasn't any game. Yes, it's a wedding.
Speaker 2: They turned up and did you like that or do
Speaker 2: you feel cheated?
Speaker 4: And I loved it because you don't have to worry
Speaker 4: about what you're going to wait.
Speaker 2: At the wedding.
Speaker 3: But was great now everyone was dressed up. Yeah, it
Speaker 3: was like it was stunning. Yeah, it was fun. I
Speaker 3: love that everyone got this big spart.
Speaker 4: Yeah that's cool.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number? Have you been
Speaker 2: to a surprise wedding? We had friends of ours who said,
Speaker 2: guess what, we're already married. We've been married for a while,
Speaker 2: the first chance we've had to get everyone.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been to one of those and.
Speaker 2: That was pretty cool.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Have you been to a surprise
Speaker 2: wedding or been a part of one? Give us call
Speaker 2: an over. While listening out, Milady Gaga bought this way?
Speaker 2: Can you hear it? Thirteen twenty four d is our number?
Speaker 2: You too?
Speaker 4: Right? No?
Speaker 3: We have fine?
Speaker 4: Are we not?
Speaker 3: Walking it together. Okay, yes, what are we doing?
Speaker 2: Okay, pull back the curtain for a secon.
Speaker 3: We just took a call during the song.
Speaker 5: It's absolutely sent us someone who is looking for love
Speaker 5: in Melbourne, and we're going to help them find.
Speaker 2: Wait till you hear this phone call.
Speaker 4: I wait to hear the description.
Speaker 3: We're talking about weddings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and it's it's got some romance bubbling in the
Speaker 5: air Melbourne.
Speaker 3: It's lost.
Speaker 2: It's not lost anyway. We're going to get to that
Speaker 2: call in a second. First though, back to wedding third
Speaker 2: age twenty four to ten off the back of Elbow
Speaker 2: on the weekend. Have you been part of a surprise wedding.
Speaker 3: Cake from Craigieburn? Good morning, Good morning guys. What happened?
Speaker 7: It was actually my surprise wedding. So I remarried my
Speaker 7: husband after divorcing him, and we invited our new friends,
Speaker 7: mother's group friends to come around for a festive occasion
Speaker 7: and they thought that Santa was coming out and it
Speaker 7: was a celebrant.
Speaker 3: Oh that's so cool. And was everyone's surprised.
Speaker 7: Yes, they were a little bit surprised.
Speaker 2: I've started this movie before.
Speaker 3: That's amazing.
Speaker 7: Well, no, they hadn't because they were new friends. To
Speaker 7: start from scratch with our new friends who hadn't start, Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 7: fresh start and it was fantastic.
Speaker 3: I know another couple that that they were married. They
Speaker 3: were divorced for about two years and they've just got
Speaker 3: remarried and they did a surprise wedding surprises in they
Speaker 3: just posted the photos. It was just them and their kids.
Speaker 3: They were like surprise for the kids. Awesome.
Speaker 5: Frank and Karen Down's good morning. Was it you or
Speaker 5: did you go to a surprise wedding?
Speaker 9: No? I went to a allegedly it was a surprise
Speaker 9: jewel fortieth Yeah, brother and he's Beyonce at the time
Speaker 9: and they ended up getting married.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they fooled you into thinking it was a jewel
Speaker 3: for it.
Speaker 2: You're still in shop?
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 9: I actually I rocked up with shorts and shoe, didn't
Speaker 9: dress you know, majority as people were dressed up and
Speaker 9: ready to go.
Speaker 3: When I shorts and a T shirt? Was it a
Speaker 3: backyard barbie or what was the setup Frank I was doing?
Speaker 9: It was all going in the backyard.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Well that's that's on them, mate, that's not on you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that count of a dress code for that.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Ringwood Courtney Surprise Weddings. You're a part
Speaker 2: of one.
Speaker 12: Yes, Hi, guys, love your show.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I was.
Speaker 12: I actually had a secret wedding. We invited all of
Speaker 12: our family and friends to my baby shower. I was
Speaker 12: seven months pregnant and everyone rocked up and we got
Speaker 12: married on the spot in the in my in laws backyard.
Speaker 12: It was amazing.
Speaker 3: That's so special.
Speaker 2: Still do the games. We passed the nappy round with
Speaker 2: the mass bar in it or there was no That
Speaker 2: was the thing.
Speaker 12: We had to really convince people to come because they
Speaker 12: didn't want to come to a classic baby shower people
Speaker 12: without giving it away why they had to come.
Speaker 3: Did anyone know or did you get the surprise through?
Speaker 12: We had a you immediate family know, just to make
Speaker 12: sure they would actually get there. But yeah, for the
Speaker 12: most part, that's the crime.
Speaker 6: I remember a wedding I should have gone to which
Speaker 6: was actually an engagement party, and I missed it because
Speaker 6: I gave through out an excuse because.
Speaker 2: I thought, you know what, I'll catch them on the wedding, get.
Speaker 4: Him on the wedding, and I'll open up Instagram that
Speaker 4: night and I'm like body hell, they're married.
Speaker 5: Yeah you run if it's just a wedding at a
Speaker 5: baby shower or something, or might not turn up.
Speaker 2: Hey guys, it's just gone twenty eight past seven. Still
Speaker 2: to come this morning, your chance to win your way
Speaker 2: to Gaga in our VIP suite. The son you are
Speaker 2: listening out for when you're here born this way, hit
Speaker 2: the phones, but coming up very soon. We are looking
Speaker 2: for love on a tram.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, this call we just talk is unbelievable.
Speaker 4: It's going to make you feel so warm inside.
Speaker 3: And if you are eyeball and someone for half an
Speaker 3: hour on a tram on the weekend, Lady Gaga on Nova. Hey, hey,
Speaker 3: this is Lady Gaga. Lady Gaga presents the Mayhem Ball.
Speaker 4: It's gonna be Gaga.
Speaker 2: You waited long enough her Little monsters. Gaga presents the
Speaker 2: Mayhem Ball live in Australia this December. Info at livenation
Speaker 2: dot com dot are you Last week we were offloading tickets.
Speaker 2: This week we are getting you inside a v IP suite.
Speaker 3: How good Now? I was just checking. She's coming to
Speaker 3: Melbourne first where her first stop? I like that on
Speaker 3: Saturday and then she's off to Brisbane and then Sydney.
Speaker 2: You know when you watch like the concerts on TV
Speaker 2: and you're like, they were in Adelaide, here, they were
Speaker 2: in Brisbane, and then you've.
Speaker 4: Seen it all exactly.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, this is exciting. So she's coming here
Speaker 3: first first, quite some time to win. Well, she's playing
Speaker 3: in Sydney on the thirteenth of December.
Speaker 2: Home for the big day and.
Speaker 5: Sometimes they just do a run in a row a
Speaker 5: few days off. Where do you think she'll go on
Speaker 5: her days off?
Speaker 3: She's going to Queens. I'm probably probably Island.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think she'd be more a Hamilton
Speaker 4: Island girl in a stinger suit.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, meat dress. Don't wear the meat dress.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 5: We do have tickets into a corporate sweet to Lady
Speaker 5: Gaga this weekend, and Sally and Fitzroy the tickets to yours.
Speaker 2: Sally, you are the chosen one.
Speaker 9: Oh my god, I can't believe it.
Speaker 3: Who are you going to take sel? I reckon, I'll.
Speaker 9: Take my sister with me.
Speaker 13: She's going through a dif at the moment.
Speaker 3: She can sing bad Romans at the top of her lungs. Yeah,
Speaker 3: all right, you girls have a great night out.
Speaker 9: We will thanks and nover.
Speaker 2: Look out watching here. Yes, this weekend Gaga is a
Speaker 2: coming and all.
Speaker 3: This week we've got more tickets to go.
Speaker 2: It's all right. Actually, you know what, I was just
Speaker 2: thinking her sister's getting over a relationship. We might have
Speaker 2: the man for her was coming up.
Speaker 3: We were we might We received a Yeah, we.
Speaker 4: Were one of the greatest calls I think we've received
Speaker 4: because we.
Speaker 2: Really well, anytime you need our help, you can reach out.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. We received a
Speaker 2: phone call from a gentleman named Rob Earlier who's said, guys,
Speaker 2: I need to broadcast a message.
Speaker 4: And it was like, you know what. We played the
Speaker 4: roles of like John Aiken, Alessandra and mel Shilling from maps.
Speaker 3: I think you were more like Alsasundria.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was all right, Melbourne. His name is Robin,
Speaker 2: he needs our help.
Speaker 3: Wait till you hear it, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: We'll play this call for you next time over now, guys,
Speaker 2: we always say, anytime you want to get in touch,
Speaker 2: reach out, chuck us a DM or give us a ring.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Well, well, well we got to call before from someone
Speaker 3: called Rob and we thought, yeah, we'll take it. Let's
Speaker 3: see what Rob wants.
Speaker 11: Good morning, guys, how we are good?
Speaker 2: I believe you need our help.
Speaker 11: I certainly do. I like to broadcast a measure to
Speaker 11: a beautiful woman that I involved thesever thirty minutes on
Speaker 11: a tram.
Speaker 3: What you spoke to her for thirty minutes on the tram?
Speaker 11: Yes, I was setting a tram from Northcot to Birsty,
Speaker 11: thirty minutes out of Ducklands. Yeah, this absolutely stunning woman
Speaker 11: and go on the train on the train with a
Speaker 11: woman and an old of women and five kids. Was
Speaker 11: in the age of five and told yes, And within
Speaker 11: thirty second she was I bowing me. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 11: bought me five or thirty minutes.
Speaker 4: Oh how did you feel? Was that a good confidence booch?
Speaker 11: I just blown away. I just couldn't believe it. I'm
Speaker 11: just an rny guy. I just couldn't believe it. Such
Speaker 11: a beautiful woman worrying me.
Speaker 3: I didn't believe Did you not get her details for
Speaker 3: her phone number.
Speaker 4: Back?
Speaker 11: She got off the train before I had time to talk.
Speaker 2: To her, So you actually didn't speak to her an
Speaker 2: all rock.
Speaker 11: Just dib diball for thirty minutes?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, give us a description.
Speaker 11: Let's well, let's I hope you do. She did about
Speaker 11: five foot tall, and she had blood hair and a
Speaker 11: dream flop of the deep plunging nicklin. Oh and like
Speaker 11: watermelons that look like I was trying to the conscious of.
Speaker 4: She was? She was? She your flavor? That what you
Speaker 4: look for?
Speaker 11: My cap of tree, that is the tea.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, exactly did you match that description? Give us
Speaker 3: a column thirteen twenty.
Speaker 11: Now she's there for half an hour and to hold
Speaker 11: them with five kids between the ages seven and twelve.
Speaker 3: So, Rob, you're you think that the love of your
Speaker 3: life was on that tram?
Speaker 4: Tell us?
Speaker 11: So not loving my life.
Speaker 4: Luck, there's a difference, Rob, Rob tell us exactly. So
Speaker 4: what time was this and what tram number was it?
Speaker 14: I think it was seven thirty nine in the morning,
Speaker 14: two Birth Street, North Street. You had a pair of
Speaker 14: black boots and the tunky fifty millimeters heel.
Speaker 11: I saw I of the whole lot of the leg
Speaker 11: face here they covered their calves and they were covered
Speaker 11: in a silver ornate patterns.
Speaker 4: Right, okay it do you mind me asking how old
Speaker 4: you are?
Speaker 11: Well? Anyway you should have Christie?
Speaker 2: Well, Rob the messages out there. So if she's listening
Speaker 2: with any luck, you're you're lucky. Lady might call in
Speaker 2: lady in lusty.
Speaker 11: That's fantastic, guys, you've got a great show.
Speaker 2: Thank you, just quickly before we let you go. If
Speaker 2: she is listening, what's your message?
Speaker 11: Please call over and I will pass my message onto
Speaker 11: you off. That's right shore problem because I am gaga
Speaker 11: over her.
Speaker 3: Oh we'll be in touch, Rob, Well, we's gaga over
Speaker 3: her now.
Speaker 4: I'm just looking at the phone lines.
Speaker 3: There's not a huge deal of people called.
Speaker 2: You never know. I give a time.
Speaker 6: That's be the start of it, either a couple of things,
Speaker 6: a beautiful relationship between Robin the tram lady, or or
Speaker 6: it could also be the start of a new segment
Speaker 6: like Love on the.
Speaker 3: Rail, Love Love off the Rail.
Speaker 2: I love it all right before we find out, we'll
Speaker 2: be in touched brother, Love on the rail.
Speaker 3: If you want a date roll also, maybe just give
Speaker 3: us a call. But you might be.
Speaker 4: Interested because we are like the mass We really are experts.
Speaker 4: You're just going to have a high heel.
Speaker 3: That's his thing, fifty centimeter heel.
Speaker 2: It's like a still walker. Here we go, morning, Melbourne.
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Speaker 13: Too many to count. Honestly, I've been doing it for
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Speaker 2: Two?
Speaker 4: By?
Speaker 2: You got it done?
Speaker 3: It It is.
Speaker 7: Well done.
Speaker 3: No worrying a midwife or a nurse who works in
Speaker 3: the hospital. Well done. Five hundred dollars. What are you
Speaker 3: going to do with it? Christine?
Speaker 13: Oh, I've got a lot of things I could use it.
Speaker 12: I've got my son's first birthday party coming up this weekend,
Speaker 12: so definitely going forward.
Speaker 4: That happy birthday comes in handy this time year.
Speaker 5: God, that made me not when I asked that question,
Speaker 5: because first of December and we have the rule that
Speaker 5: everyone's been asking about.
Speaker 3: You say the same word in December.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well done spending the money on your son's Birthdayeah, and.
Speaker 2: Well I'm not saying the sea word. We appreciate it.
Speaker 9: Thank you guys, so much, appreciate it.
Speaker 4: Bye, thank you.
Speaker 6: By December, birthdays are a lot, but you know, oh,
Speaker 6: your dad's to.
Speaker 2: Plan and mate, I've got a good maid of mine. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Kate Casey who was born on the twenty fifth.
Speaker 4: That's what do they do?
Speaker 2: Or I always make a big thing of my morning
Speaker 2: birth Yeah, I think so. Well, she's got kids and
Speaker 2: stuff now, so they just you know about her. She
Speaker 2: doesn't get a look in. But I was a message
Speaker 2: and say, like in a happy birthday.
Speaker 4: And make it like about the first first thing in
Speaker 4: the morning.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Imagine having to make a cake along with a festive.
Speaker 2: You know that's going to suck.
Speaker 3: That sucks.
Speaker 2: Turkey doesn't go with mud cake.
Speaker 3: Do you know what we should do?
Speaker 2: Book candles in the turkey?
Speaker 4: Those those mudcakes go with anything they do.
Speaker 5: We should do a day where we celebrate people's birthday
Speaker 5: who are born on the twenty fifth December.
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 3: Let's throw them at birthday at another time.
Speaker 2: Of year, because you know how they almost not on
Speaker 2: the day, No, not on the day, another time of year.
Speaker 3: Okay, I like that even early. What we call it,
Speaker 3: I don't know, Let me work shop it.
Speaker 2: Okay, Hey guys, coming up next, it's Milestone Monday. This
Speaker 2: is where we celebrate the people who have done something
Speaker 2: for the very first time on the weekend.
Speaker 15: I went to have a long for the first time ever,
Speaker 15: wanting to do the very.
Speaker 4: Long time to the show.
Speaker 12: My partner and are we put together all our baby
Speaker 12: furniture for the first.
Speaker 4: Congratulations.
Speaker 15: Tried something very new podcasts being about women's plead.
Speaker 13: Something a show that we recorded our very first episode.
Speaker 3: Billy, Well, you recorded your first podcast? We did? That
Speaker 3: is a good Mileston.
Speaker 2: Apparently podcasted catching on thirteen, twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 2: Have you done something for the very first time? This
Speaker 2: weekend We're.
Speaker 3: Going to celebrate your milestones coming up next Melbourne.
Speaker 2: First time I was an elf, your last.
Speaker 3: Time I was. Oh, now I've been an elf before.
Speaker 2: All right, I'll explain more next.
Speaker 4: Last it's just another milestone Monday. My congratulations to your
Speaker 4: family and press.
Speaker 2: Thurday and twenty four ten. What did you do for
Speaker 2: the very first time over the weekend? We all got
Speaker 2: to dress as elves?
Speaker 3: Guy we did?
Speaker 5: We did Santa photos down at the Frankston Festive Festival.
Speaker 4: Yes, don't.
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it.
Speaker 2: Being out out to everyone that came along. It was
Speaker 2: an awesome festival. We're the cleared up for it as well.
Speaker 2: It's trucks the.
Speaker 4: Suber So did you get a super yes night While
Speaker 4: we may have got.
Speaker 2: Through the drive through, I know you guys rolled into
Speaker 2: the festival holding two giant bags and McDonald's were someone
Speaker 2: a little dusty.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we had our oh god, we had that part.
Speaker 5: I nearly said it party on the Friday night and
Speaker 5: then we did our Santa photos on the Saturday, which
Speaker 5: was terrible timing.
Speaker 2: When did you remember about the Santa photos? At what
Speaker 2: point Friday night or Saturday morning?
Speaker 5: Friday night when I was on the dance floor dancing
Speaker 5: to Jesse's girl.
Speaker 2: Fun We're doing where else tomorrow?
Speaker 4: There was some well we went to an Irish pub
Speaker 4: and then we went to.
Speaker 3: An English we got the dance dance.
Speaker 4: All was not happening until wet.
Speaker 2: To the band that constantly did our request.
Speaker 5: They played one song and at one point Clint stood
Speaker 5: there shaking his head, going get it off.
Speaker 4: I don't like this, and they did and they stop
Speaker 4: mid song and he goes, what would you like to hear?
Speaker 4: And I said, tumble one body.
Speaker 2: Guess no worries alright now? Anyway, thirday and twenty four
Speaker 2: ten is our number. What did you do for the
Speaker 2: very first time on the weekend Milestone Monday.
Speaker 3: Let's go Chloe, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 2: I like Chloe. What do you do for the first time?
Speaker 15: I got her family forty shoot for the first time
Speaker 15: with my.
Speaker 3: Family family photos or nice?
Speaker 12: So cute?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Did you all wear a matching outfit?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Blue jeans and white topp and then our daughter wore
Speaker 15: a little white dress.
Speaker 3: Can't wait.
Speaker 4: Congratulations on that, Chloe.
Speaker 2: How was the family that were in the matching ugly
Speaker 2: sweaters photos?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yes, were they think? I can't remember that were
Speaker 4: believe we right?
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 4: I think they had like flakes on them?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ugly sound Mary? Oh day Mary and Bright.
Speaker 2: Thirteen and twenty four is our number.
Speaker 4: Milestone Monday, Hello lucky, Hi mate? Did you do it
Speaker 4: the weekend?
Speaker 9: I cleaned my room for the first.
Speaker 3: How many times did your mum nag you to do that?
Speaker 12: She's done of the few times that all the times
Speaker 12: my dad has done it for.
Speaker 3: Oh, my dad always does it.
Speaker 16: Well.
Speaker 3: Did you feel good about yourself?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Very yeah, good on your life.
Speaker 2: Actually, our youngest, the little terrorist of the family, emptied
Speaker 2: a giant box of logo Lego Logo have Lego in
Speaker 2: my other son's room. There's pieces we put it out.
Speaker 3: Did you do it in a fit of rage?
Speaker 2: So that'll be a clean up job today. All hands on, Dick.
Speaker 2: I wanted to say good night last night and picked
Speaker 2: on a stood on a two by four brink.
Speaker 4: Hey, Lucky, did you get pocket money?
Speaker 2: Brother?
Speaker 10: Nah?
Speaker 9: I think the award was just.
Speaker 3: Getting my room a bit. Yeah, that's a good reward.
Speaker 3: You can find everything now.
Speaker 2: Good on, You're lucky. Natalie and Kilmore. Good morning, Welcome
Speaker 2: to Milestone Monday. What'd you do?
Speaker 12: Good morning?
Speaker 3: Love the show guys, Thank you.
Speaker 13: I moved into my first house for the first time.
Speaker 5: How exciting. But how much of a pain in the
Speaker 5: neck is moving house?
Speaker 13: Oh my god, it was so much work.
Speaker 12: We had so many people over helping us, which is great,
Speaker 12: but yeah, first time moving out of the parents' house, so.
Speaker 3: Big move is exciting.
Speaker 2: That where you're just hammering hammer and nail in the
Speaker 2: wall and you can put a photo up wherever you want,
Speaker 2: don't have to worry about real estate anymore. That's cool. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: that's a massive milestone.
Speaker 3: Huge, What a way to start your Monday. Let's go
Speaker 3: to Linda. Good morning, Hi, how you going with.
Speaker 2: Good Linda Milestone Monday, what'd you do?
Speaker 13: I had a tequila shot for the first time.
Speaker 3: Did you have some lemon and salt tool? Yeah?
Speaker 13: Absolutely, I just shown how to do it. I was
Speaker 13: at my retirement function with all these young teachers that
Speaker 13: I work with, and they brought me a tequila shot.
Speaker 3: What's the verdict? Will we be going back for more?
Speaker 13: Actually it was pretty good, but it had a good.
Speaker 3: Kick to it.
Speaker 4: They do they do, Linda, how's the heart burn?
Speaker 13: Oh no, the heart's okay, no heartburn.
Speaker 4: The indies exactly.
Speaker 2: You got to watch the Name of Shot.
Speaker 4: Party. Remember I was telling you about work party.
Speaker 2: My wife's going away in New Zealand. She wanted to
Speaker 2: do shots and she was like, let's get wet. You
Speaker 2: know those those ones And she was screaming I want Yeah.
Speaker 2: They don't do those shots.
Speaker 4: There, don't they Are they called something else?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So she got a few weird looks in the bar.
Speaker 2: I was like, God, she's going out on the highs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I liked it.
Speaker 5: That was school teachers who were buying the lipsips.
Speaker 3: Some schools finished this week.
Speaker 4: I know the.
Speaker 2: Margarine machines in the staff rooms will be four shots
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four to ten mile Stone, Monday.
Speaker 3: What do you got Good morning, Good morning, How are
Speaker 3: you doing?
Speaker 4: We're good.
Speaker 3: What did you do for the first time or what
Speaker 3: are you doing for the first today?
Speaker 15: Officially, but I am finishing my first degree at the
Speaker 15: age of forty three.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's well done. You need to get on the
Speaker 3: ticular shops.
Speaker 15: I do need to get on absolutely. I just finished
Speaker 15: a Bachelor of Paramedicine. I just won't say thank you
Speaker 15: to you guys because the long drive to UNI in
Speaker 15: the mornings. You made it a lot easier.
Speaker 2: Oh thank you.
Speaker 3: Hey, Hannah, I don't even know what paramedicine is.
Speaker 12: What is it?
Speaker 15: A paramedic? So I'm hopefully going to work for Ambulance
Speaker 15: Victoria at some.
Speaker 4: Point, taking to become a paramedic.
Speaker 15: It's three years.
Speaker 2: Fine.
Speaker 3: Wow, paramedics are unbelievable.
Speaker 15: So good luck, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Finishing.
Speaker 2: I'm still getting over some of the school teachers being
Speaker 2: done this week. Bloody hell.
Speaker 3: Got to be nice being done for what the year
Speaker 3: because they've.
Speaker 4: Got their holit.
Speaker 2: I know if you're losing their jobs, they're finishing up
Speaker 2: the year.
Speaker 3: You think some school's ended this week?
Speaker 2: Are you right?
Speaker 4: She's overthinking. Everything comes out of little mouth and it's
Speaker 4: beautiful to watch.
Speaker 5: I've said the C word twice already this morning Melbourne. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you played Mariah Carey twice and it's it's got.
Speaker 3: In my head.
Speaker 2: See, she's had a big weekend as well, because Friday
Speaker 2: we had our drinks. Saturday night did the Sandi foos?
Speaker 3: What was yesterday my street festive party?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I don't want to talk about it anymore?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, what time did that finish? Oh? Seven thirty
Speaker 2: this morning? Is that where you were late?
Speaker 3: It was lunch and I wasn't late.
Speaker 4: I'm still was he long? Do you do do you
Speaker 4: do gifts?
Speaker 2: Do you do it?
Speaker 4: Chris Kringle? No?
Speaker 3: Not at the street party?
Speaker 2: And you've doing this every year. Yeah, I love that
Speaker 2: that you got. You're so tight with all your neighbors.
Speaker 5: We're not supposed to talk about it on the radio
Speaker 5: because we don't invite everyone.
Speaker 2: In Good Morning Melbourne. Swedish House Mafia. This is a
Speaker 2: novel one hundred. You're on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: Clint here as well Tops to fifteen Showers today as
Speaker 2: we do it thanks to our mates at Scherer Ready Express.
Speaker 5: With a very special day coming up for you, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Now we are on the home stretch to the end
Speaker 5: of the year. It is the first December, first day
Speaker 5: of summer, and on our very last show this year,
Speaker 5: we want to take you and your friends and your family.
Speaker 3: It's a come buy a World that you can buy
Speaker 3: world Them Park for the ultimate summer experience. The only
Speaker 3: place in the state with water slides, rollercoaster shows and
Speaker 3: wildlife in one goot a wildlife, I can buy a World.
Speaker 3: Jason Laurence, Come buy a World.
Speaker 2: I love this time of year. It's our way of
Speaker 2: saying thanks for listening to the show.
Speaker 4: It's like a present.
Speaker 2: Yes, we appreciate it. We're going to pick up the tab.
Speaker 2: We got the keys to come buy a World. No lines,
Speaker 2: free rides, free Breaky will be broadcasting live as well.
Speaker 2: It's just a vibe. After this weekend. I'm seeing a
Speaker 2: lot of people posting videos and photos of them doing
Speaker 2: their tree shopping on the weekend.
Speaker 3: I know it was a big weekend for the old trees.
Speaker 2: Black Friday.
Speaker 6: It's Black Friday done now, nah, It sort of it
Speaker 6: sort of starts earlier than Friday and finishes.
Speaker 2: Still the presents this week and get.
Speaker 4: Them some of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Cyber Monday today, guys.
Speaker 2: That I was getting sucked into. I was watching the
Speaker 2: clocks last night and they're like two hours to go
Speaker 2: until Black Friday finishes, and I'm like, oh no, it
Speaker 2: should I know.
Speaker 3: The difference is between Black Friday and Cyber Monday.
Speaker 2: It's a better two day difference.
Speaker 4: Is howday badge day?
Speaker 3: All right? Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. If you
Speaker 3: would like to join us at come by World, we
Speaker 3: would love to see you. It is next Friday, that's right.
Speaker 3: Beck in Packingham, good morning, Hello, how are you good?
Speaker 3: Would you like to come on down next Friday? We
Speaker 3: were love through done perfect? We'd love to host you.
Speaker 3: Who are you going to bring? All right?
Speaker 13: Well, I've got three kids?
Speaker 3: Right pretty much?
Speaker 2: Fine?
Speaker 4: That's fine? Tickets?
Speaker 13: Oh good?
Speaker 2: A lot of people will be pulling the kids out
Speaker 2: of school next Friday. I think if the schools still still.
Speaker 4: In pay Brie in Snandrew's good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 2: Do you want to join us at and buy a World?
Speaker 2: I definitely would excellent you get to you will see
Speaker 2: you there also?
Speaker 9: Thank you?
Speaker 2: What about you? You want to come along I would.
Speaker 14: I'd love to.
Speaker 2: Family pass, come on your way, bring the kids. You've
Speaker 2: got to stay, though, you got to stay.
Speaker 4: Not a dump and run, not a dump and run party,
Speaker 4: not a babysit.
Speaker 2: When the kids reach that age, we.
Speaker 3: Can drop them and go.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, reminder, isn't it a different party.
Speaker 5: You don't have to have kids to come along. These
Speaker 5: adults can come.
Speaker 3: To this too.
Speaker 5: Yes, absolutely, like bring your kids, anyone can come. Let's
Speaker 5: go to Vanessa in mornington, Good morning, Vanessa, good morning.
Speaker 5: Would you like to come next Friday to come buy
Speaker 5: a world?
Speaker 12: We would love to come next Friday to talk me
Speaker 12: through who you want to bring.
Speaker 15: I would be bringing my four kids.
Speaker 12: I've got two little girls and then I've got two
Speaker 12: older boys, so we were well to be coming along.
Speaker 15: I've got the two girls in the car right now.
Speaker 3: Girls, we will see you next Friday. Guys, no lines.
Speaker 3: The park is all out.
Speaker 2: You know what. I don't bounce back like I used
Speaker 2: to do from roller coasters.
Speaker 4: You threw your neck out or something. Last year we
Speaker 4: went on the big Big One.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I enjoyed it coming off, I said, you did,
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, right?
Speaker 4: What did the news on one of the roller coasters.
Speaker 4: Remember it was the best news, wasn't it.
Speaker 5: Just Hey, guys, we've got Meghan from Cranbourne on the line.
Speaker 3: Meghan, talk me through your family tree.
Speaker 13: I've got five of my own children and four foster kids.
Speaker 3: Oh my.
Speaker 4: An angel, yes, faster kids as well.
Speaker 3: So nine children. It's expensive this time.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Would you like to bring them all?
Speaker 11: Oh my god, yess yeah, just like that.
Speaker 15: School drop off and they're just like, what have you
Speaker 15: want and I'm like, get out the car.
Speaker 9: It's a surprise super.
Speaker 3: Started all right, next Friday. We will see you in.
Speaker 15: Your nineties there, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Oh, we can't wait to meet you, Meghan. It'll be
Speaker 3: a special day out. I imagine.
Speaker 2: It's a convoy drop.
Speaker 3: Hectic, expensive time of year.
Speaker 4: From in the twenty fifth of December at Heathplace.
Speaker 2: Oh is it crazy? Do you host everyone?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I am actually, oh my wow.
Speaker 15: And I haven't even started my Christmas.
Speaker 3: Oh, Megan, I didn't say the whole.
Speaker 2: Means maybe, silly woman.
Speaker 3: We'll see you Friday.
Speaker 2: Welcome morning, everybody. Just go on twenty to nine and going.
Speaker 4: Home in the morning.
Speaker 3: Melbourne.
Speaker 5: It is not the start to summer we wanted it's
Speaker 5: the top of fifteen today, but it is warming up
Speaker 5: during the week.
Speaker 3: Thirty three on person.
Speaker 2: I'm actually looking forward to an overcast afternoon. Boys get
Speaker 2: home from school. We're doing the tree. Oh yeah, question
Speaker 2: your question single of bows.
Speaker 3: Yeah, people, but not little bows.
Speaker 5: There was like we went through a tree era where
Speaker 5: everyone on their on their festive trees were putting mini bows.
Speaker 3: And now it's like big bows on the top.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not a present, you know.
Speaker 3: I like it. It's a bit like I don't live
Speaker 3: at David Jones.
Speaker 2: That's what it feels like. I feel like I'm in
Speaker 2: the departments.
Speaker 3: To you feel like you're at Melbourne Central.
Speaker 6: I've got bows on my festive tree. I put it
Speaker 6: up yesterday, decorated it.
Speaker 3: The little bows and are not it's all about the
Speaker 3: big bow.
Speaker 2: The tinsel. Tinsel is still a thing.
Speaker 3: Some people love tinsel.
Speaker 2: I like the drapy tinsel, not the big one where.
Speaker 4: Like the strands, i'n't seen that since the nineties.
Speaker 3: Really, yeah, the stringy tinsel.
Speaker 4: Yeah, the stringy stuff that you throw on the tree.
Speaker 5: Well, the best thing about a tree at home is
Speaker 5: that you do you You do it how you like,
Speaker 5: how your family likes.
Speaker 3: Some people like the whole homemade ornaments. Some people like
Speaker 3: a naked tree.
Speaker 4: Just light. You two have got faky's right, Yes.
Speaker 5: Yeah this year, I say real. I mixed between the
Speaker 5: two in different years.
Speaker 6: I've actually discovered a couple of snails that had crawl.
Speaker 4: I see that's not.
Speaker 3: Those people who get them and then all the spiders
Speaker 3: come out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, freaks me out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, No, that's a fake one for me. You put
Speaker 2: me onto it. She got me to buy the fake
Speaker 2: one that has the lights in it. Oh, at the
Speaker 2: end of the branches, the lights just come on.
Speaker 3: I'm basically distributed.
Speaker 2: Yes, and then you just chuck your because there's nothing
Speaker 2: worse than when you've got a giant patch on the
Speaker 2: tree with no lights.
Speaker 3: Well you actually, I think the keys plug the lights
Speaker 3: in and then put them on and then you can
Speaker 3: see how they look once you turn it on.
Speaker 4: You're like, oh, did.
Speaker 2: You ever do I did this when I was younger,
Speaker 2: and my dad absolutely blue the fake snow, like absolutely
Speaker 2: went off.
Speaker 5: We did it one year. It was it was the
Speaker 5: snow in a can. Yes, that's what we did, and
Speaker 5: we put like stencils of stars.
Speaker 2: It doesn't I'm off like it says it does on
Speaker 2: the camp I can imagine.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, no, I did it at my NaN's more
Speaker 3: patient than my mum.
Speaker 2: Yeah, lived on our front window. It's all year to be.
Speaker 3: It's not easy.
Speaker 2: That'll be me this afternoon.
Speaker 3: Beautiful fun activity.
Speaker 2: It'll be good coming up next.
Speaker 3: You actually said before, I might do it while the
Speaker 3: kids are out.
Speaker 4: I said that off the Yeah, I know, but.
Speaker 3: I just put it on there so much. Do it
Speaker 3: without the kids.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's easier and they give you their homemade decoration.
Speaker 2: How about this one sits at the back of the
Speaker 2: tree this year. Keep it in a special place. It's beautiful,
Speaker 2: so lovely. We can't have it on display all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, save it for a special occasion, yes, like when
Speaker 5: no one's here and it's just the family to worry.
Speaker 4: We sho.
Speaker 2: You should put it on a lazy Susan and so
Speaker 2: when people are coming around, you just turn the tree
Speaker 2: so it's beautifully decorated when the guests are there. Otherwise
Speaker 2: you turn it back and there's all the kids. Like that.
Speaker 3: When I was sad and lonely and I just had
Speaker 3: a hip operation and I could decorate my tree, and
Speaker 3: my dad came over and did it, and it was
Speaker 3: so ugly that my friends came over and they were
Speaker 3: like this, like, your life is already sad and miserable.
Speaker 3: Can't this tree?
Speaker 5: So they put it in the spare room and decorated
Speaker 5: another one. And then when my dad came over with
Speaker 5: swap it.
Speaker 2: Oh that I had a lot of work.
Speaker 5: He knew who was a shocker he bought He bought
Speaker 5: ornaments that were apples.
Speaker 3: They were red apples. Yeah, I think I've got those,
Speaker 3: shocker dad. He knows this very sweet? Oh yeah, who doesn't.
Speaker 2: You aren't getting coming up next?
Speaker 4: Clinton had a procedure that makes.
Speaker 3: You sound really old.
Speaker 4: That I it just happened.
Speaker 6: What do you mean out of nowhere, I'm at the
Speaker 6: doctors and then all of a sudden, I'm going under then.
Speaker 2: Jesus, I no idea, we'll go there, Nere justin Bieber,
Speaker 2: Good morning Melbourne. This is number one hundred. Big happy
Speaker 2: birthday to Robert Irwin twenty one.
Speaker 3: Twenty one today.
Speaker 5: And during that song we were just talking about memes
Speaker 5: of our twenty first.
Speaker 3: I think I think we should talk about it because.
Speaker 4: Twenty one it's a big, big case.
Speaker 3: It is a big occasion.
Speaker 5: But it's only twenty one, and I started thinking about
Speaker 5: my twenty first.
Speaker 3: It feels like it was in the Dinosaur.
Speaker 2: Tell me about it.
Speaker 4: Well, so I can't imagine you Well, for me, it's
Speaker 4: more than twenty one years now, No, not quite.
Speaker 2: For me, Clinton had something. It is twenty first that
Speaker 2: was right up my alley and vintage. The amount of
Speaker 2: people I know that had this at the twenty first.
Speaker 4: Let's talk about it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, tomorrow on the show, I think we dive into
Speaker 2: our twentyenty first.
Speaker 3: I'll find a photo tonight, same.
Speaker 4: But a couple of days ago. This timmy year.
Speaker 6: I don't take the piece out of me, but I
Speaker 6: get a few health checks, right, so this so once
Speaker 6: a year, once a year, I'll get my bloods done
Speaker 6: just because just.
Speaker 3: Just it should be diligent.
Speaker 2: Exactly a hypochondria.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's a health alarmist. I like to call it.
Speaker 2: Okay, like Domateo, this could be it goes.
Speaker 3: To go to the podiatrist.
Speaker 9: I was.
Speaker 3: Getting the most out of his HBO extras cover on.
Speaker 4: It was late last week. I was booked in for
Speaker 4: my annual skin check.
Speaker 5: Very important, especially this time of yearaching approaching something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
Speaker 4: I do because I've got a lot of freckles and
Speaker 4: a few moles.
Speaker 3: And you're a solarium guy.
Speaker 4: Back in the day, I was once upon a time. Yeah,
Speaker 4: and you know what, working in doing what I did
Speaker 4: in television, I was out a lot, you know, out
Speaker 4: in the sun every now and then.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I know, back in the day, so I'm pretty
Speaker 6: conscientious about it. I went to a dermatologist. I'll go
Speaker 6: to the same dermatologists now for a few years, and
Speaker 6: everything was okay.
Speaker 4: You know, it's quite a lot, isn't it. When you
Speaker 4: get the she gets the or you know.
Speaker 3: I don't remember I got news to get nude.
Speaker 5: Well, I only went to get one mole on my
Speaker 5: elbow checked and he said, I'll let you get unchanged.
Speaker 5: And he came back in he goes, now, where's this mole?
Speaker 5: And I was sitting there completely naked, and I.
Speaker 3: Was like, on my elbow, why are you nude?
Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, good point, because there might be
Speaker 2: some others panicked.
Speaker 6: I didn't get quite nude. I was in I was
Speaker 6: in the jocks and in a gown. They you know,
Speaker 6: you may get dressed, get into the ground, getting in
Speaker 6: the gown. So I did say because I.
Speaker 4: Had a full full body mole check.
Speaker 3: You can just go into that thing with the mole scared.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they to the photos now, a full body God,
Speaker 5: if I die, someone to leave those.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I want those photos of me
Speaker 2: out there and never for.
Speaker 3: The world to see.
Speaker 6: Anyway, I had a few not I guess you could
Speaker 6: call them suspect spots. Now, these are the ones that
Speaker 6: they're they're not alarm, but there. They don't take any
Speaker 6: chances if they've just sort of appeared.
Speaker 2: Because they want to biopsy on them.
Speaker 6: Because they could be like melanoma, right, or early signs
Speaker 6: of melanoma spots that are changing appear out of nowhere.
Speaker 4: So I had three of them. One of them was
Speaker 4: on my on my foot, yep, and I had one
Speaker 4: on each of my shoulders. But before I knew it, she.
Speaker 6: Said, this is a beautiful, beautiful dermatologist that I see.
Speaker 4: She's study just study. Really, Yeah, shouldn't not at the
Speaker 4: moment You're not in your prime, not in front of her.
Speaker 2: See if I'm getting neude in front of a doctor,
Speaker 2: I want them old.
Speaker 3: I was distracted, right, I want to look better.
Speaker 2: I want to look like the best person in the
Speaker 2: room from the one getting nude.
Speaker 4: She said, I think we need to get these just biopsy.
Speaker 4: Just like so, I'm just going to take a little set,
Speaker 4: like a sample. I would you call it that, she said?
Speaker 4: She said, she said, I'm just going to shave.
Speaker 2: No, make it sound like one of those meats.
Speaker 5: I need to be prepared. Yes, I need to know
Speaker 5: that I'm going in to get chopped open.
Speaker 6: But you know, I shave most days. Like having a
Speaker 6: shave sounds fairly rudimentary.
Speaker 5: I need to come back for another appointment when I'm
Speaker 5: mentally prepared that you're shaving.
Speaker 6: Past ways you can you can give me a shot.
Speaker 6: I didn't anticipate that you need injections, So all of
Speaker 6: a sudden, I'm getting three separate injections in different parts
Speaker 6: of my body. What are you like with needles, Well,
Speaker 6: I didn't really know to expect a needle. All of
Speaker 6: a sudden, the needle was going in. I was like, oh,
Speaker 6: it hurts.
Speaker 4: And then the shave it's not it. It's not shaving whiskers.
Speaker 4: It's it's shaving like taking full bit. It's the entirety
Speaker 4: of the spot, all the all the whole thing coming on.
Speaker 3: Like a spoon.
Speaker 2: That's not a shave, that's a scoop.
Speaker 3: Did they stitches.
Speaker 4: There's no stitches because you're shaving. You shaved the top
Speaker 4: of it.
Speaker 3: Put a band aid one.
Speaker 4: You put a little bit of gauze on or something.
Speaker 3: If it requires gorse. I need at least a week's.
Speaker 4: Morning, and I want to be completely out to shove.
Speaker 4: And then they get a little little tub and they drop.
Speaker 4: They dropped the little a little.
Speaker 3: Like a skin tag.
Speaker 2: The poop tub, your head samples.
Speaker 4: I've had a lot of tubs.
Speaker 3: We also have to cut your share and do the
Speaker 3: hairs hand.
Speaker 2: Yes, when you said you're in a gown, I'm like,
Speaker 2: you're in a gown ninety percent of the time of
Speaker 2: your life.
Speaker 5: So then what did you go to the podatress to
Speaker 5: get the the spot check that had been taken.
Speaker 4: I know that was to have a couple of corns.
Speaker 2: God, just a reminder he's still single. Ladies morning, this
Speaker 2: is number one hundred. You're on the air with Jason.
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint's here. We're doing a thanxst to her mate
Speaker 2: at shell already Express. We're just piecing together Friday shenanigans.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we had a interview festive party for the show.
Speaker 5: Now we have another one coming up the whole station. Yes,
Speaker 5: that's a hoe down.
Speaker 3: You got addresses in country.
Speaker 2: It's on a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: Oh, that's got trouble written all over.
Speaker 3: Thursday is going to be strife. That's not this week?
Speaker 2: Is it next week.
Speaker 4: We had quite a few pit stops post We.
Speaker 2: Met a lot of people. Thank you to pick the
Speaker 2: businessman that brought us a couple of rounds.
Speaker 4: Oh that was that tall fella.
Speaker 5: Yes, my god, he said hello, and I went and
Speaker 5: gave him a kiss because I thought, well, I thought
Speaker 5: you knew him.
Speaker 3: You were nice to meet you. I was like, oh god,
Speaker 3: I've just come in with the hugging kids.
Speaker 4: He was too.
Speaker 2: There was a lot out on Friday night.
Speaker 3: He was pumping in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: And the silly season has begun Melbourne the first of December,
Speaker 5: first day of summer, and we are not turning on
Speaker 5: summer today, So just be careful on the road.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of right.
Speaker 2: About undercover sportsman over here.
Speaker 4: I did all right at bowling, yeah sort of, now, Lauren, Now,
Speaker 4: now he took himself very serious. It was did he not.
Speaker 3: We got there and he started stretching his quads like
Speaker 3: full hammy and quad stretches. I don't go with you.
Speaker 6: And when you say undercover sportsman, I don't think that
Speaker 6: qualifies you to be classified as a sports.
Speaker 2: That's sports camping bowling as a sport.
Speaker 5: He came out of the he came out of the
Speaker 5: blox hard. We played two games, and you were useless
Speaker 5: in the second one. You peaked early.
Speaker 6: I did peak, not as useless as our fearless Brady. Now,
Speaker 6: for those listening in their cars right now at home,
Speaker 6: you meant to put your your fingers in the holes
Speaker 6: of a bowling ball, right, He just threw it with somepin.
Speaker 3: He was like a rugby.
Speaker 4: You described it as a flipper, as in what Shane
Speaker 4: Warn used to bowl the flipper.
Speaker 2: But you were bowling three lanes over look.
Speaker 3: If you had got a couple of strikes, I would
Speaker 3: have bought the flipper. Yeah, the flipper, but you were useless.
Speaker 1: You can do it, Yes, it's called the flipper. So
Speaker 1: it's when you get your hand under the ball. And
Speaker 1: because I'm a left hander, I needed to reverse the
Speaker 1: spin that I would traditionally put on it, so I
Speaker 1: up and under the ball high in the air, includes
Speaker 1: increasing the revolutions and as it hits with a thud,
Speaker 1: it then takes and then spins back in the opposite direction,
Speaker 1: hitting the pins on the left hand side, which is.
Speaker 4: Great success rate. But it looks good when you do it.
Speaker 4: I didn't even people were aghast people watching it think
Speaker 4: they are people taking video.
Speaker 2: Also, like the way the ball hit. I keeps throwing
Speaker 2: it in the air. I'm not going to get kicked down.
Speaker 16: That wasn't going to get kicked It was Jay's dropping
Speaker 16: his drinks every three seconds. They slipped down in my hand, mate,
Speaker 16: more went on the ground than in your God, what happened?
Speaker 3: I don't think we're welcome back.
Speaker 4: And then we decided to play the arcade games. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, we.
Speaker 3: Did the horse racing game. Well it's all coming back
Speaker 3: to just like Michelle Payne, and.
Speaker 2: We had a great time.
Speaker 3: Anyway, Melbourne, have a great day. We will see you
Speaker 3: tomorrow as the fun continues.
Speaker 2: The tree our rich is back from his Bucks party
Speaker 2: and he is in next.
Speaker 3: Oh, he'll be in a good mood on a Monday morning.
Speaker 2: No tattoos, Aaron, no tattoos.
Speaker 4: I'm safe.
Speaker 3: He's still getting married, still.
Speaker 4: Getting married, alright, And you put your tree up. No,
Speaker 4: but yeah, I know, I see what he's trying to do.
Speaker 3: Then that rule is only in our show.
Speaker 4: We're still broadcasting.
Speaker 2: Aaron Riches the next or CIN tomorrow.
Speaker 3: Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up feeling good following them on
Speaker 3: the socials.
Speaker 9: Yeah, I