WEBVTT - School Camp Disasters | Fitzy Gets Dumped & Jodie Wets The Tent 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:09.560 We've got getting the morning every day every lady Adelaides. 0:00:13.320 --> 0:00:14.680 I've said this before, it again. 0:00:15.040 --> 0:00:17.880 A Friday isn't a Friday without a nice little chat 0:00:17.920 --> 0:00:18.360 with our boy. 0:00:18.400 --> 0:00:19.440 Ryan's busy, pitch Gerald. 0:00:19.560 --> 0:00:22.239 It's just simply doesn't work. We can't round out the 0:00:22.280 --> 0:00:23.639 week and not speak to Phis. 0:00:24.480 --> 0:00:28.000 You cannot start the weekend without you fix a fizzy. 0:00:28.600 --> 0:00:31.639 And I say that to my wife every week, but 0:00:31.760 --> 0:00:32.520 she doesn't listen. 0:00:33.680 --> 0:00:35.680 And she's getting through it. She's getting through yeah. 0:00:35.760 --> 0:00:38.960 Yeah. And unfortunately, when we do start living together, I 0:00:39.000 --> 0:00:41.080 think I think we can spend more time with each other. 0:00:43.200 --> 0:00:44.800 Do you know what? Did you read the story during 0:00:44.840 --> 0:00:46.920 the week. There's a lot more couples out there. They're 0:00:46.960 --> 0:00:50.640 not actually sleeping in separate bedrooms, but they're actually you 0:00:50.680 --> 0:00:54.080 can now buy double bed bunk beds. 0:00:54.880 --> 0:00:56.000 Yes, so they're. 0:00:56.000 --> 0:00:59.640 Double beds, but they're bunks, Jude, so you can sleep 0:00:59.640 --> 0:01:01.720 in the same room but not next to each other. 0:01:01.760 --> 0:01:03.320 I don't mind it. It's a good idea. 0:01:03.480 --> 0:01:05.720 You're still sort of sleeping on top of your partners, 0:01:05.800 --> 0:01:06.160 aren't you. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:07.680 Yeah, you are? 0:01:08.959 --> 0:01:09.880 Which one would you take? 0:01:09.880 --> 0:01:10.640 You've got to go. 0:01:10.800 --> 0:01:12.480 You get a better view from up the top, but 0:01:12.640 --> 0:01:14.640 going for a Wii in the middle of the night. 0:01:14.640 --> 0:01:15.959 It's tough, very tough. 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:19.560 Because I'm a gentleman and as we know, hot air rises. 0:01:19.640 --> 0:01:21.440 I'll take the top one clearly. 0:01:24.959 --> 0:01:27.560 Just don't don't light a match up there because you 0:01:27.600 --> 0:01:30.160 can the whole place would explode, the roof is. 0:01:32.640 --> 0:01:34.440 Can you remember when you're a kid and you'd go 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:37.759 on school camp and like everyone would sprint into the. 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:39.000 Dorm to try and get the top bunk. 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:41.400 Can you remember when that was so good? 0:01:41.680 --> 0:01:43.640 Did you go to crystal Brook? Where did you go? 0:01:43.760 --> 0:01:46.959 Jade's crystal Brookwitted Meadows? Did you go to the water 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:48.280 skiing park at Meadows? 0:01:49.040 --> 0:01:53.880 I grew up in Hobart, Tasmaniaf's so yeah, going. 0:01:53.360 --> 0:01:56.760 To Bruney Island and I peed in my like literally 0:01:56.840 --> 0:01:57.640 peede in my. 0:01:58.080 --> 0:01:59.840 Tent and that was last Christmas. 0:02:02.800 --> 0:02:05.080 Well you did it the Christmas party last year as well. 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:08.240 But yeah, I do remember, and I well we're into 0:02:08.320 --> 0:02:10.880 high school. Our year eight camp. I was going out 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:15.200 with kristin Murray and unfortunately got very nervous that I 0:02:15.200 --> 0:02:16.640 had to kiss her on the camp and got a 0:02:16.720 --> 0:02:20.640 colestor leading up to it, so I got pulled aside 0:02:20.639 --> 0:02:23.040 from one a couple of her friends and said, unfortunately, 0:02:23.080 --> 0:02:24.639 I've got a message for you from Kristin. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:28.000 You dumped game over it was the worst camp ever, 0:02:28.960 --> 0:02:31.760 but made a new friend and he resided on your 0:02:31.760 --> 0:02:32.840 toplip nice. 0:02:33.000 --> 0:02:35.560 Yeah, that's right the caulsor and I've had them ever 0:02:35.639 --> 0:02:38.160 since for the rest of my life. Well, thanks for 0:02:38.240 --> 0:02:40.280 having me guys that therapy session. 0:02:40.639 --> 0:02:42.840 Appreciate it. I thanks send you the fitzy herpes. 0:02:42.880 --> 0:02:46.440 Anyway, just before we let you go, we do want 0:02:46.480 --> 0:02:48.600 to make honorable mention of the fact that you made 0:02:48.600 --> 0:02:50.680 our top In fact, I think we said you were 0:02:50.680 --> 0:02:52.320 the sex of your South Australian board man. 0:02:52.400 --> 0:02:53.760 Yeah, I think it was about of a second to me. 0:02:55.480 --> 0:02:57.800 Thank you. I was receiving a lot of messages on 0:02:57.840 --> 0:03:01.680 social media from your listeners saying world unfitsy for making 0:03:01.720 --> 0:03:05.480 the top five, didn't didn't make it globally and unfortunately 0:03:05.480 --> 0:03:07.919 Prince William's taking it out again. Did you put together 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:09.440 a South Australian top five board man? 0:03:09.560 --> 0:03:10.079 Yeah, we did. 0:03:10.120 --> 0:03:12.359 For example Sam pel Pepper because he's a he's a 0:03:12.400 --> 0:03:14.560 bloke who doesn't have to be bored, but he chooses 0:03:14.600 --> 0:03:14.760 to be. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.560 And I was saying that he just got married the 0:03:16.600 --> 0:03:16.960 other day and. 0:03:16.919 --> 0:03:19.240 Everyone's talking about his beautiful bride, as they should, but 0:03:19.320 --> 0:03:22.320 I'm talking about Sam Paw Pepper. He looked magnificent Phil 0:03:22.360 --> 0:03:23.320 Smith as well. 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:24.960 Oh yeah, the General. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.880 Yeah, you've got to put the general in there, and 0:03:26.919 --> 0:03:30.440 don't you there's a lot Andrew jarmand Jars is a 0:03:30.960 --> 0:03:35.200 very hot. Yeah he's not really, but yeah, but he's 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:39.480 he uses confidence. Yeah, Paul Adelaide do have quite a 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:42.120 few board. I mean, Chad Corns is quite hot. But 0:03:42.240 --> 0:03:45.080 you know, I'm honored to be That's an amazing to 0:03:45.120 --> 0:03:46.880 be a part of. I might frame that and put 0:03:46.880 --> 0:03:47.840 it up in the room. 0:03:48.720 --> 0:03:51.440 Yeah, yeah, Adelaide to what. 0:03:51.520 --> 0:03:54.160 Is going on with port like Chris Davies. 0:03:54.520 --> 0:03:59.960 Dat a bit too much bloody lead in the water there. 0:04:00.040 --> 0:04:02.680 Intimidating man, Chris Davies. 0:04:02.800 --> 0:04:03.920 I love Chris Davis. 0:04:03.920 --> 0:04:06.839 Oh dear, thank you so much for having a chat 0:04:06.840 --> 0:04:09.840 with us again this week. And yes, once again, congratulations 0:04:09.840 --> 0:04:11.000 on being a sexy ball man. 0:04:11.240 --> 0:04:13.480 Thanks guys, have a lovely wee again and we don't 0:04:13.480 --> 0:04:14.680 want to paint about a picture, but picture. 0:04:14.720 --> 0:04:21.120 Ryan Fitzgerald completely bored with cultural father. He's on your 0:04:21.120 --> 0:04:26.520 money list, not it's. 0:04:26.440 --> 0:04:28.880 Rights just to get probably the blue sort of noughty 0:04:28.880 --> 0:04:30.920 stuff out of our system before we straighten up, ever 0:04:31.000 --> 0:04:33.440 so slightly after seven o'clock shows so true. 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.920 Peeing in the shower thoughts, feelings, and emotions through. 0:04:37.279 --> 0:04:41.160 My thoughts of this, I think we've had this discussion before. 0:04:41.200 --> 0:04:41.760 I'm all for it. 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.279 In fact, I've never seen a shower. I've never been 0:04:44.360 --> 0:04:46.480 in a shower. I haven't left just even the slightest 0:04:46.480 --> 0:04:47.160 bit of your in there. 0:04:47.920 --> 0:04:50.680 Wow, can't help it. Wow, It's convenience. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.480 Does it ever not occur to you. 0:04:52.400 --> 0:04:55.640 That the same place that you're peeing, as in the 0:04:55.680 --> 0:04:57.479 shower floor, is where. 0:04:57.320 --> 0:04:59.600 Your kids probably sit and play in the shower? 0:04:59.760 --> 0:04:59.960 Yes? 0:05:00.080 --> 0:05:02.000 That has been brought up to me several times by 0:05:02.000 --> 0:05:04.679 my wife. All right, yes, and she's she's. 0:05:04.520 --> 0:05:06.479 Aggressively against the two by the way. 0:05:06.400 --> 0:05:09.080 Yes, oh God, stop wearing the shower, stop weinging on 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.040 the walls, all those types of things. I'm like, talk, 0:05:11.279 --> 0:05:15.160 I just live a little. Can I just say that 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.640 I shoot directly down the drain. Oh okay, It's not 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:21.080 like a random hose going everywhere. No, like it's it's 0:05:21.120 --> 0:05:23.320 directly so almost and I'm straight shooting too. 0:05:23.320 --> 0:05:24.680 It's not even hitting the size. 0:05:24.440 --> 0:05:27.360 Yeah, so you pride yourself on your accuracy in this space. 0:05:27.400 --> 0:05:30.560 Extremely accurate. This steph Curry of pissing that for me? 0:05:33.760 --> 0:05:36.240 Can I say that it's been aggressive? 0:05:36.800 --> 0:05:39.560 He'd be very good though. How good is the cove it? 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:40.719 Just being a straight shooter? 0:05:41.000 --> 0:05:41.400 Yeah? 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:43.160 What's his shooting percentage? 0:05:43.320 --> 0:05:45.960 She to go about sixty five percent? Yeah right, it's 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:46.680 actually quite good. 0:05:46.839 --> 0:05:47.360 Yeah, okay. 0:05:48.000 --> 0:05:50.800 Some health gurus have suggested that being the shower can 0:05:50.839 --> 0:05:54.080 be good for the planet. Finally we've got some allies 0:05:54.120 --> 0:05:58.160 in this space. The average household could potentially save more 0:05:58.200 --> 0:06:01.159 than four thousand liters of water annually by taking a 0:06:01.160 --> 0:06:02.680 little steff carey business the shower. 0:06:04.720 --> 0:06:08.560 Finally, you know some sort of ally in this space. 0:06:08.640 --> 0:06:08.960 Yeah. 0:06:09.000 --> 0:06:12.000 So it's good for you men, that's fine. Apparently not 0:06:12.080 --> 0:06:15.599 so good for us women though, because apparently peeing in 0:06:15.640 --> 0:06:19.000 the shower will ruin our pelvic floors, like we haven't 0:06:19.040 --> 0:06:22.239 got enough to contend with, like birthing small watermelons. 0:06:22.279 --> 0:06:24.280 Why is it so bad for your standing up? 0:06:24.400 --> 0:06:28.320 Well, because I think sitting down you've got more completely 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:29.320 and utterly making this up. 0:06:29.360 --> 0:06:31.000 But I would assume that you've got more control. 0:06:31.040 --> 0:06:33.240 And also that's when you're supposed to practice what they 0:06:33.240 --> 0:06:39.440 call the keegels. So when women pee, why having this discussion. 0:06:38.880 --> 0:06:39.600 With you right now? 0:06:41.920 --> 0:06:44.800 Please, at the age of just under forty, I'm happy 0:06:44.880 --> 0:06:45.640 to learn new things. 0:06:45.680 --> 0:06:49.159 So when you saikara your wife, for example, peas on 0:06:49.279 --> 0:06:53.000 the toilet, you're supposed to contract, like stop it and 0:06:53.360 --> 0:06:56.359 do that because that strengthens your pelvic floor. So you 0:06:56.440 --> 0:07:00.520 cut off the supply basically as a rehearsal to train 0:07:00.600 --> 0:07:03.599 your pelvic floor to be able to contract. 0:07:03.680 --> 0:07:06.280 Yeah, it really works to transverse muscles. Yes, yes, you're 0:07:06.279 --> 0:07:07.200 transverse abdominals. 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:08.640 Here we go. So I know that as well. 0:07:08.920 --> 0:07:10.760 So blogs can do that also, but when you do that, 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:12.640 when you weed, it really quite stings. 0:07:12.920 --> 0:07:14.800 So the whole thing is, once you start, it's really 0:07:14.840 --> 0:07:15.440 hard to stop. 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:17.360 Oh so it stings. 0:07:17.400 --> 0:07:18.280 Men do things men? 0:07:18.360 --> 0:07:20.440 Yeah, sorry, I thought you were a man explaining. 0:07:20.120 --> 0:07:23.000 How it feels for a woman to pee and then 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:23.640 cut it off. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:25.920 Yes, sorry, I thought that was what was happening. 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:27.160 No, I'm not doing that. I learn from that. 0:07:27.160 --> 0:07:29.280 Remember when I said to my wife that the cramp 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:31.080 in my groin was probably worse than the childbirth that 0:07:31.120 --> 0:07:33.240 she went through, didn't go down well. Also, I would 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.120 imagine as well. I'm not an expert in this field, 0:07:35.120 --> 0:07:35.720 but oh you do not. 0:07:35.920 --> 0:07:36.920 Just remember that. 0:07:36.680 --> 0:07:38.360 That's standing up doing a way in the shower. There 0:07:38.360 --> 0:07:40.080 could be some issues with accuracy for women. 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:42.480 Oh it's not it's not as easy to control. 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:43.480 Yes, yes, okay. 0:07:43.880 --> 0:07:46.000 And also the other thing is that they don't want 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.720 you to associate running water with pee. So for example, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:50.160 when I go to bed at night and I play 0:07:50.240 --> 0:07:52.600 rain sounds to help me not off to sleep, they 0:07:52.640 --> 0:07:54.320 don't want that to prompt that reaction. 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.800 Because you've heard water that you're going to pisce yourself. 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:58.480 How Mary times, here's one point. Howry times have you 0:07:58.520 --> 0:07:59.960 pisce yourself and then blamed your five. 0:08:01.760 --> 0:08:04.880 I need you to confirm or deny something for me. 0:08:05.560 --> 0:08:08.880 Was there an occasion where you single handedly nearly shut 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:10.040 down the entire race? 0:08:10.480 --> 0:08:12.080 I don't know about shut down the entire race, but 0:08:12.240 --> 0:08:17.320 I certainly are I certainly unfortunately caused quite a few 0:08:17.360 --> 0:08:20.560 ADMIN errors Because you know me, Jones, I'm not quite 0:08:20.600 --> 0:08:22.160 a wizard when it comes to computatory. 0:08:24.000 --> 0:08:26.200 You just called it computer tree means you were not a. 0:08:26.160 --> 0:08:28.560 Wizard as it who was actually good at computatory? These days? 0:08:29.600 --> 0:08:31.480 It people, Oh, so we had to. 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.560 We got asked about a week ago if you needed 0:08:33.640 --> 0:08:36.959 a pass for the bailo Adelaide five hundred, if you 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.960 needed accreditation to pop three details, very very extensive little 0:08:39.960 --> 0:08:43.880 thing through to the administration via computatory, and I put 0:08:43.960 --> 0:08:47.320 through all of my details. Everything seemed pretty smooth, and 0:08:47.360 --> 0:08:49.559 then all of a sudden I got an email back 0:08:49.720 --> 0:08:52.000 and they're lovely to the stuff at Adelaide five hundred, 0:08:52.000 --> 0:08:54.680 all the media staff saying, oh, look there's been a 0:08:54.679 --> 0:08:57.120 bit of an error here, and it's actually was our 0:08:57.160 --> 0:09:00.720 system to melt down. You put in all your details, 0:09:00.760 --> 0:09:02.520 and then in the question where it said how many 0:09:02.800 --> 0:09:12.160 accreditations would you like, you said a thousand. It was 0:09:12.160 --> 0:09:14.280 a lovely lady by the name of Sammy mcgaughlin and 0:09:14.320 --> 0:09:17.600 she said, so, I'm guessing you don't need a thousand passes. 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:22.280 I got a lot of friends. We're not that many friends. 0:09:22.400 --> 0:09:24.400 Who diggers to the five hundred. 0:09:26.080 --> 0:09:29.439 Standing get me a thousand passes thanks? So I said no, no, 0:09:29.480 --> 0:09:30.959 do you know what, I'll just take the one. 0:09:30.840 --> 0:09:33.480 That's fine, and also se me aware that you actually 0:09:33.600 --> 0:09:36.520 never ever, ever ever go to anything that you say 0:09:36.520 --> 0:09:37.640 you're going to go to anyway. 0:09:37.760 --> 0:09:39.640 So it doesn't matter, you don't even need one. 0:09:40.200 --> 0:09:41.760 There's a thousand spare seats. 0:09:43.640 --> 0:09:46.000 What about that Rosalind Park couple who came home from 0:09:46.000 --> 0:09:47.520 work to find a kohala in their bedroom. 0:09:47.880 --> 0:09:51.400 I love this story. This is so so Australian. 0:09:51.040 --> 0:09:54.640 So quintessentially Ossie, isn't it So? Fran and Bruno came 0:09:54.679 --> 0:09:58.480 home just after midnight from work and found a kohala 0:09:58.760 --> 0:10:01.120 just sort of ruffling through her bed's on table. 0:10:01.160 --> 0:10:01.760 Can you imagine that? 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:04.800 Dad said he was wearing a bell of Clova he had. 0:10:05.200 --> 0:10:06.720 He was carrying a sack as well. 0:10:08.559 --> 0:10:10.080 Just looking for grandma's jewelry. 0:10:10.960 --> 0:10:13.160 So we caught up with friend and Bruno yesterday and 0:10:13.200 --> 0:10:16.000 they recounted the moment that they came home and found 0:10:16.000 --> 0:10:18.000 a very little koala in their bedroom. 0:10:18.760 --> 0:10:21.200 I opened the door and I didn't sell my dog, 0:10:21.360 --> 0:10:24.520 so I thought this was a little bit odd because 0:10:24.880 --> 0:10:26.080 he always welcome us. 0:10:26.200 --> 0:10:27.120 Yeah, and you come home. 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.480 I was looking for him and I come from my 0:10:29.800 --> 0:10:33.040 walk away and I saw him sleeping in his bed 0:10:33.080 --> 0:10:35.400 in my bedroom and I said, oh, your lace dog, 0:10:35.440 --> 0:10:38.599 you're there. And the kitchen makes some food and I 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.800 was come back to my bedroom when I saw the collar, 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:48.120 grabbing my dog's bad and I pret, oh, my god, Brono, 0:10:48.200 --> 0:10:51.480 there's a call in your bedroom and he said, oh, no, 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:54.800 you lie, that's not possible. And I thought him, come 0:10:54.840 --> 0:10:55.880 to stay by yourself. 0:10:56.280 --> 0:10:56.959 Oh friend. 0:10:57.200 --> 0:10:59.920 The thing I love the most is the koala looks 0:11:00.120 --> 0:11:01.880 back and it looks back at you guys, as if 0:11:01.920 --> 0:11:03.320 to say, oh, you're home. 0:11:06.040 --> 0:11:08.560 It was like, blady, what a scrimmy? 0:11:08.960 --> 0:11:13.000 Oh wow? And so had you ever really seen koalas before? 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:16.680 But never in my backyard for example, and definitely not 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:17.480 my bedroom. 0:11:17.960 --> 0:11:24.679 No, you go, this is this is how stereotypes are 0:11:24.720 --> 0:11:25.679 born in Australia. 0:11:25.840 --> 0:11:29.240 Yeah, it came in through the doggy door, found its 0:11:29.280 --> 0:11:29.600 way in. 0:11:29.760 --> 0:11:30.280 Oh god. 0:11:30.320 --> 0:11:32.480 We went for a walk on the Cleveland National Park 0:11:32.520 --> 0:11:34.640 the other day. I dragged my teenager out of the house. 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:37.160 You're going for a walk and it was pretty damn 0:11:37.200 --> 0:11:41.080 bland until we saw two massive koalas, just like cruising 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.280 around eating eucalyptus in a tree. 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:45.000 But that big units. 0:11:45.000 --> 0:11:45.800 Oh they're big boys. 0:11:45.880 --> 0:11:47.400 And you get them on the wrong day and you 0:11:47.440 --> 0:11:49.320 just go out to shake your hand, they will potentially 0:11:49.320 --> 0:11:54.160 take a clan off the very bang quick swift movement. 0:11:54.240 --> 0:11:55.120 You lost your hand. 0:11:55.200 --> 0:11:59.079 Kohala's the equal parts like so cute and so fluffy 0:11:59.120 --> 0:12:01.160 and gorgeous, but all so terrifying. 0:12:01.480 --> 0:12:02.800 Moody, moody. 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:05.439 We would often, I reckon, it's happened about two or 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.000 three times now where we found a rat in the 0:12:07.000 --> 0:12:10.280 bed and talking about myself, what do you mean our cat? 0:12:10.360 --> 0:12:12.440 Houston will go through this phase. 0:12:12.600 --> 0:12:14.800 He's a bit older now, so I think his rat 0:12:14.840 --> 0:12:16.640 catching days are done right, and. 0:12:16.679 --> 0:12:19.200 The prime stop and say a prayer for that. 0:12:19.480 --> 0:12:20.440 Yeah, and he's Prime. 0:12:20.480 --> 0:12:22.480 When he was very, very generous because he was trying 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:24.920 to give his gifts, he'd bring back rats and several 0:12:24.920 --> 0:12:27.800 times he will bring back a rat that wasn't quite dead, 0:12:28.280 --> 0:12:30.080 so he'd wake up or he'd come back and there's 0:12:30.080 --> 0:12:32.440 a rat in the bed that is genuinely alive. 0:12:32.520 --> 0:12:33.319 Are you kidding? 0:12:35.679 --> 0:12:39.200 It's very confronting, no one, yes, no wonder you call 0:12:39.400 --> 0:12:40.400 Houston a d head. 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:42.880 And then he'd leave us right in the bed and 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:45.280 literally strut out, look back over his shoulder and go, 0:12:45.559 --> 0:12:46.079 you're welcome. 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:52.160 Sweating Jody's diary is you're uninitiated in this space. It's 0:12:52.160 --> 0:12:55.040 a collection of thoughts for the week, things that have happened, 0:12:55.240 --> 0:12:58.160 things that have been unfortunate. Things that have been fortunate 0:12:58.720 --> 0:13:01.680 are the whole thing's a big misfortune. 0:13:01.720 --> 0:13:03.839 To be honest, it can be a nervous time as well, 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:04.840 flows around. 0:13:04.559 --> 0:13:07.280 You, especially if you haven't heard it like you Andrew Hayes. 0:13:07.880 --> 0:13:10.200 This is Jodie's diary. The week that was through the 0:13:10.240 --> 0:13:12.320 eyes of Joe. 0:13:15.280 --> 0:13:15.920 Dear diary. 0:13:16.120 --> 0:13:18.080 Well, it was the week that big old Burmer the 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:19.760 elephant arrived in Adelaide. 0:13:20.200 --> 0:13:22.880 It's a big bass in it on an elephant. It's 0:13:22.880 --> 0:13:23.720 a massive ass. 0:13:23.760 --> 0:13:25.679 It's a big old it's a big old behind. 0:13:26.040 --> 0:13:28.200 That's fine, and that's such an appropriate name too, by 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:30.600 the way, Burma, Yeah seems like something quite large. 0:13:30.679 --> 0:13:31.120 Yeah yeah. 0:13:31.240 --> 0:13:33.599 Can you imagine getting stuck behind the elephant and the 0:13:35.040 --> 0:13:37.800 driving to Mount Barker and you've had a long chat 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:40.840 work and you're stuck behind in elephant's ass the whole 0:13:40.880 --> 0:13:41.200 way up. 0:13:41.240 --> 0:13:42.800 The Fred talk about. 0:13:43.400 --> 0:13:44.080 Are we on air? 0:13:44.679 --> 0:13:47.920 Five thousand dollars is to spend a kitchen warehouse? What 0:13:48.000 --> 0:13:53.199 would you do at kitchen warehousemans? So many sorcemans, tell 0:13:53.240 --> 0:13:54.439 me more about that. In the age. 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:58.680 When I'm sad, I mean kid a kid, I mean 0:13:58.760 --> 0:14:00.840 song with the kid the roy I'm sick. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:04.640 I'm secret, I just want to dance. No, really, are 0:14:04.640 --> 0:14:06.120 we on air or are we off? 0:14:06.120 --> 0:14:09.400 He okay, right, and so my question to you, Andrew Hayes, 0:14:09.480 --> 0:14:12.199 is there a chance the port could meet the Crows 0:14:12.240 --> 0:14:13.920 before the Grand Final? 0:14:14.000 --> 0:14:15.839 If indeed they both make it, we'll talk about this. 0:14:15.760 --> 0:14:17.319 Off and I said, please don't ask me on here, 0:14:17.320 --> 0:14:18.000 but here we are. 0:14:20.320 --> 0:14:20.920 New couple. 0:14:21.000 --> 0:14:26.320 Alert you guys, I did not know that Tate McCrae 0:14:26.920 --> 0:14:29.080 was the kid Laura's girlfriend. Well, I didn't know it. 0:14:29.120 --> 0:14:32.760 So just confirmation. This is your fun fact. This is 0:14:32.800 --> 0:14:36.560 your fun fact. Yeah, track Grahics, I'll stick by. Thanks 0:14:36.560 --> 0:14:39.840 for Johnny in, Thanks for Johnny and Jakes. Appreciate it. 0:14:39.880 --> 0:14:40.880 Thirteen twenty four ten. 0:14:41.000 --> 0:14:43.240 If you did not know that Tate McCray and the 0:14:43.320 --> 0:14:45.280 kid Ler Roy were a thing, give us a call now, 0:14:45.440 --> 0:14:48.440 bake me out, please, he goes. I had no idea, 0:14:49.160 --> 0:14:52.160 no idea until it would hit my desk. 0:14:52.400 --> 0:14:55.120 Yes, okay, real you should be a reporter for TMC. 0:14:55.760 --> 0:14:56.320 O question. 0:14:56.960 --> 0:15:02.080 Wow, here she is producer Zy, our resident climate warrior. 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:04.600 The petition princess though, was in the house and that's 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:05.600 producing always. 0:15:05.600 --> 0:15:07.320 Talking petition in the woke left. 0:15:07.560 --> 0:15:11.720 Yeah, our Little gen Z Climate Warrior producers. 0:15:11.760 --> 0:15:12.760 Zoe joins us now. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:15.640 Sometimes when she doesn't get a coffee, will glue herself. 0:15:15.960 --> 0:15:20.400 Oh my god to thee. 0:15:21.400 --> 0:15:23.080 We got a new catchphrase this week. 0:15:23.600 --> 0:15:26.280 It's got that dog in them. Good on them. 0:15:26.560 --> 0:15:29.080 The Gather Around picture was released as the Saints overtook 0:15:29.120 --> 0:15:31.880 North Melbourne for the most disappointing team in the AFL. 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:35.240 Well, look, I love Norwood Oval when I go watch samdful, 0:15:35.320 --> 0:15:37.760 but it's like it's like you're put in Saint Kilda 0:15:37.800 --> 0:15:40.520 at the kids table. We always get put at Norwood over. 0:15:40.600 --> 0:15:42.760 Why can't we get an Adelaide Oval game, like a proper, 0:15:43.240 --> 0:15:43.880 proper Ben. 0:15:43.920 --> 0:15:45.680 Well, I know, because you're Sint Kilda. 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:48.080 Yes, yes, so this might know what that that's fair 0:15:48.120 --> 0:15:50.720 if you're sitting at the kids table. As soon as 0:15:50.720 --> 0:15:56.000 the Kilda grows up and plays. 0:15:57.360 --> 0:15:59.680 I learned not to ever mention going to a certain 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:03.400 summ one's house. Is why I have no trust in you, 0:16:04.000 --> 0:16:06.160 because I told you a story offer and I said, 0:16:06.200 --> 0:16:08.720 do not bring that up on air because you will 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:11.360 just try to humiliate me, which is what you're doing. 0:16:11.520 --> 0:16:16.000 We said, who wears the famous? A famous number? Michael 0:16:16.040 --> 0:16:18.280 Jordan I said maybe Shame warned as well, and you 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:22.840 just went to this grant about going to Shame. I 0:16:22.960 --> 0:16:24.920 did it, but you're real casual about you know, people 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:26.080 drop names with ever real casual. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:29.800 I think you'll call him Warner or something. I am Warner. 0:16:30.560 --> 0:16:32.040 So I went to Warner's house and. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:36.240 Definitely not what I said. 0:16:36.360 --> 0:16:37.120 That's not what happened. 0:16:37.320 --> 0:16:39.120 Actually what happened is you like, I've actually been in 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:40.840 Shane's house, but I don't want to tell you because 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:42.280 you're absolutely. 0:16:41.840 --> 0:16:44.960 It will come Exactly, it was most of the life 0:16:45.000 --> 0:16:45.280 out of me. 0:16:45.360 --> 0:16:46.360 What was Warning's house life? 0:16:46.520 --> 0:16:49.440 It's lovely, Yeah, it was lovely, but he did have 0:16:49.640 --> 0:16:52.120 child into his pool the number twenty three? 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:56.040 Can you reader that is? 0:16:56.080 --> 0:16:59.240 Anyone else noticed that Hazy has a really stunning forehead 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:00.680 a forehead. 0:17:01.520 --> 0:17:02.880 It's it's prominent. 0:17:08.040 --> 0:17:10.760 Sorry, I'm sorry, there's more of me to love and 0:17:10.880 --> 0:17:11.800 buy my fore hair. 0:17:12.080 --> 0:17:12.720 You're true. 0:17:12.920 --> 0:17:17.520 And finally the time came to reveal my first car. 0:17:18.080 --> 0:17:20.840 I failed mine, and I remember because in Tazzy they 0:17:20.840 --> 0:17:22.840 do things a bit different, so many levels. 0:17:23.440 --> 0:17:24.880 The whole feat down on the cars. 0:17:31.880 --> 0:17:35.120