Speaker 1: Getting the morning every day?
Speaker 2: Adelaides what fell for?
Speaker 1: What the fork?
Speaker 3: Okay, if you are new to our program, what the fork?
Speaker 3: Just those little things that happen each and every day
Speaker 3: and we go, what the fork is that about?
Speaker 2: You just see there and go, are you actually serious?
Speaker 2: What fell for? What the FORKI?
Speaker 3: I was born out of the fact that we discovered
Speaker 3: that news reader Abbey was stealing all the forks out
Speaker 3: at the kitchen. But that's universal across all workplaces, isn't it.
Speaker 2: There's never any forks. And then the kick for that
Speaker 2: is you go to Abbey's house and she's building her
Speaker 2: own fork fortress.
Speaker 4: I go into businesses at night, they stealthily go in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a she's a fork fairy.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 3: So let's talk about something that you do around the
Speaker 3: office that is just so alarming on so many levels.
Speaker 5: And I don't even think you're doing it.
Speaker 2: Is loving and encouraging everyone? Is that what it is?
Speaker 5: So what tend to do?
Speaker 3: If we're just sitting in a meeting or whatever, We'll
Speaker 3: look over you will just have your hand sort of
Speaker 3: halfway down the front of your short and you just
Speaker 3: like you honestly do it without thinking but you are
Speaker 3: just yourself right all.
Speaker 2: The time, I'm not making eye contact, am I.
Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, but it's just it's acutely uncomfortable for
Speaker 3: everyone concerned.
Speaker 2: Okay, am I right? This is good feedback, thank you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, So this is the thing, Judge, You're very lucky.
Speaker 6: You've got all these screens protecting you from Hazey. In
Speaker 6: the studio where I see it, I have a direct
Speaker 6: eye contact with Hazy or not with him side on
Speaker 6: view and what he does a lot when he's talking
Speaker 6: during any segments, if we're taking phone calls, he's normally
Speaker 6: got one hand like resting on the panels so he
Speaker 6: can do all of its little panel stuff. The other
Speaker 6: hand is resting in the top of his shorts and
Speaker 6: or jocks.
Speaker 5: And sometimes you just rub along your belly while you're talking.
Speaker 6: And also you will adjust yourself sometimes while making eye
Speaker 6: contact with me.
Speaker 2: Okay, first of all, first time, are you I don't
Speaker 2: really know can and this isn't a defense, but I
Speaker 2: don't know why I'm doing that?
Speaker 6: Okay, can you not? Do you not have your lost
Speaker 6: feeling down there? How do you not know that you're
Speaker 6: not doing it?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 5: Another issue? Have you noticed that.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: He I have a little screen in here and there's
Speaker 4: a shot of you. It's like the camera that's on you,
Speaker 4: the camera that's on Hazy, so I can see him.
Speaker 4: You know, his hand goes missing. God knows where it
Speaker 4: is in his shorts. Now that I've learned that, And
Speaker 4: I also see you the other day you were picking
Speaker 4: a winner. Oh, you out of your nose and you
Speaker 4: went on for I reckon a good thirty second. You
Speaker 4: were just in there like you had a mission and
Speaker 4: you were just going to town on your know.
Speaker 5: Happened this morning.
Speaker 3: I was in the newsroom with Abby and I just
Speaker 3: looked through the window and you're just like knuckle.
Speaker 2: Picking winners, no losers, baby, just picking winners all up
Speaker 2: in here. So with the hands thing, I think one,
Speaker 2: particularly this time of year, it's probably a warm thing.
Speaker 5: Okay, Web then don't they sure us?
Speaker 3: Lady is a cold too, But you don't see us
Speaker 3: getting away with it?
Speaker 2: Well, could I just maybe suggest that you were looking
Speaker 2: for some extra warm Hazy.
Speaker 4: If you're judging if the blood isn't flowing to that
Speaker 4: particular region, maybe you need to go to the doctor
Speaker 4: and get that checked.
Speaker 1: I'm saying I think it's.
Speaker 2: An awkward thing just for blokes, like it's a social
Speaker 2: I don't think bokes know where to put their hands
Speaker 2: and for whatever reason as well, and.
Speaker 5: If the first place, do you know what?
Speaker 2: I think it's a maybe it's like a comfort thing.
Speaker 2: I don't really know. Well, I'm sorry that it's offending you, ladies.
Speaker 3: Let's do this this morning, thirteen twenty four Daen.
Speaker 5: What the fork? The adjusting edition.
Speaker 3: Although we're going to open it up to all sort
Speaker 3: of awkward social engagements, will take any.
Speaker 2: Because I think that's what it's all about. It's awkward.
Speaker 2: I don't know where to put the spare hand. What
Speaker 2: do you want me to do? Put it by on
Speaker 2: my back.
Speaker 5: Not down there?
Speaker 1: Well, you can't play with your hair, because that's meaning.
Speaker 2: It's very true.
Speaker 1: What the fork? What the fork?
Speaker 5: So this is what the fork? This is the adjusting addition.
Speaker 3: Basically we're talking about those awkward social encounters because you
Speaker 3: will quite often stare producer Emily in the face as
Speaker 3: you are adjusting yourself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, I don't know that that's what's going on.
Speaker 2: I feel like my hands sometimes just do what they
Speaker 2: want to do.
Speaker 3: That is that across the board for men, because like
Speaker 3: if you ever tune into the rugby or sometimes the AFL,
Speaker 3: like Jordan Dawson on the.
Speaker 5: Weekend was aggressively adjusting himself as if he's being interviewed.
Speaker 5: Do you not even know that you're doing it?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: I always feel like when that happens, it's like just
Speaker 2: pressing a reset button or something. It's like a little
Speaker 2: power up button. Because there's there's montage just particularly rugby
Speaker 2: league players furiously fiddling during interviews, and I think in
Speaker 2: a situation like that, you just don't know where to
Speaker 2: put your hands. Yea, and now sound Guru Toddy remind
Speaker 2: us of a particular scene from Telladaga Nights. I'm not
Speaker 2: sure what to do with my hand, Biggad just hold
Speaker 2: them down by your side. Yeah, great, spot on. We
Speaker 2: don't know what to do. I don't know why the
Speaker 2: alternative is to flick that region.
Speaker 3: But here we are, thirteen twenty four ten, taking your
Speaker 3: calls this morning. Everyone who gets on here goes in
Speaker 3: the running for ten k a day in May. But
Speaker 3: it's those weird social encounters. I have one each and
Speaker 3: every week when the football is coming in and I
Speaker 3: don't know whether to give them a kiss on the
Speaker 3: cheek or.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, this is the best one. So we
Speaker 2: have Joshua Shelley and Dan Houston come in regularly, and
Speaker 2: now we're sort of at that sort of space where we're.
Speaker 5: Sort of friends.
Speaker 2: Now we're kind of friends. Yeah, you don't know how
Speaker 2: to address the boys, so you go on this sort
Speaker 2: of half hard. You're trying to read the situation. The
Speaker 2: boys are trying to read the situation, and boys are
Speaker 2: not good at reading situations like this.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 2: So, one day and we got Dan Houston coming in
Speaker 2: just a halfter eight o'clock, I feel like, I feel
Speaker 2: like you're going to go on for a kiss. He's
Speaker 2: going to go on for a hug. Someone else in
Speaker 2: their brain's going to say you should shake hands. What's
Speaker 2: going to happen is you're going to end up kissing
Speaker 2: him on the nose, which would be so oh my goodness.
Speaker 3: It's now the awkardness is even tenfold because he's probably
Speaker 3: listening to this this morning.
Speaker 2: Texting text you so and say look, let's just shake
Speaker 2: hands when you walk in around.
Speaker 5: That is also awkward because I don't have his number.
Speaker 5: Do you have his number to give to you?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 2: I don't know his number? Do I have his number?
Speaker 2: Produce Emily has his numbers?
Speaker 5: Can you fix the situation before it unfolds? Thanks? Thanks?
Speaker 5: All right, let's go to Anita.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Anita, Good morning, Jadie, how are you good?
Speaker 5: Good? Okay? The uncomfortable social situations.
Speaker 2: Tell us okay, I do karate and then.
Speaker 7: Just one gentleman, he most WANs job to shack off
Speaker 7: up because his bottom half, his g is always touched
Speaker 7: into his under bed and it's very unbercoming.
Speaker 5: Wait wait, what's tucked into his underped swash?
Speaker 7: It's the bottom half of his We call our uniforms.
Speaker 5: G Oh, got you?
Speaker 2: That's good.
Speaker 5: That's a very.
Speaker 2: Awk look at or to deal with. It's in every situation.
Speaker 5: I have to know where to look cooler.
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 11: How are you please?
Speaker 5: I'm great. Please tell me about your awkward social situation.
Speaker 12: I've put a couple of good situations. The biggest one
Speaker 12: is you keep your hands in your pocket so you
Speaker 12: don't have to play with yourself.
Speaker 2: That's true.
Speaker 12: My biggest thing is that just when you see people
Speaker 12: walking around, especially guys with their flies.
Speaker 2: Underse ah, yes, hot dog vendors, you don't know.
Speaker 12: Where to look. You can't look at them because your
Speaker 12: eyes just go directly down there. Or you're coming out
Speaker 12: of the ladies toilet with the women and she's got
Speaker 12: her skirt tucked in her knickers.
Speaker 5: Yes, please tell us if that happens.
Speaker 13: Yeah, so cool.
Speaker 2: In a situation like that, do you do? You go
Speaker 2: and tap them on the shoulder, and even if it's
Speaker 2: a stranger.
Speaker 12: I actually have done it a couple of times because
Speaker 12: I was pretty embarrassed for them. I think it's easier
Speaker 12: to tap them on the shoulder rather than let them
Speaker 12: walk around with their big white underpants.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the one, the fly undone is an interesting one
Speaker 3: because like when it's your partner as well, and you
Speaker 3: just really subtly trying to have baby babe without drawing
Speaker 3: attention to it by other people.
Speaker 12: See exactly, how do you do?
Speaker 7: How do you do?
Speaker 5: Dangers happened before?
Speaker 2: I'm just walking around knocking over bathes on tables.
Speaker 4: Do you when you go to the bathroom, do you
Speaker 4: when you walk out double check that you don't have
Speaker 4: paper on your feet?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I feel like all women do that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but there's a lot who when you go to
Speaker 4: a pub or something and they well, I suppose I've
Speaker 4: had a few lemonades by then, but I just think, like,
Speaker 4: double check your feet as you walk out, that there's
Speaker 4: nothing on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: That happened to me at the Archer once, big dirty,
Speaker 3: old bit of toilet paper stuff to the bottom of
Speaker 3: my foot and I walk through the pub.
Speaker 4: I find it so awkward, like it shouldn't be someone
Speaker 4: someone's got food and their teeth and you like to
Speaker 4: I say something, you do, yes, you do, yeah, but
Speaker 4: like if you don't know them that well.
Speaker 5: Stuff or lipstick on the teeth.
Speaker 1: I always stick on my teeth.
Speaker 5: I was great to go like that. Yeah, and you
Speaker 5: rub your teeth. Let's go to Rachelle. Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are we good?
Speaker 5: Good? What's your awkward social encounter please?
Speaker 9: So with one of the girls I work with, when
Speaker 9: she gets anxious or overwhelmed at work, she starts mewing
Speaker 9: customers or just walking around.
Speaker 14: In the restaurant.
Speaker 2: She just mew wow, she asked.
Speaker 11: Straight bay, Like it's so hard to pick straight bay.
Speaker 5: True, so many questions. So she will just leip with.
Speaker 9: A meal yep, yep, yeah all the time.
Speaker 12: I'm working with her this morning, So that's today.
Speaker 14: Should be interesting.
Speaker 3: I would pay any I would pay all the money
Speaker 3: in the world to be able to hear.
Speaker 2: That I've had some.
Speaker 7: For yourself.
Speaker 3: Oh, Rachelle, that's amazing, Thank you so much, Wendy, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning.
Speaker 5: Would awkward to encounter.
Speaker 9: So when you go to the football and you don't
Speaker 9: want to take your handbag, so you put everything you
Speaker 9: might need in your pockets, and then you go to
Speaker 9: the bar to buy you drink a court at home
Speaker 9: and as you call your out to pay, your pants
Speaker 9: on pulls on the ground.
Speaker 2: Those blokes are awkward creatures. We don't know how to
Speaker 2: handle the situation.
Speaker 3: The only way that situation could be worse, Whendy, is
Speaker 3: if you had Andrew Hayes standing behind you and he
Speaker 3: awkwardly bent down to pick it up for you.
Speaker 6: Oh my god's the worst thing.
Speaker 9: You're thinking to yourself, Do I pretend it's not mine?
Speaker 9: Or I might need that.
Speaker 2: L See that's the thing as well, and it's not
Speaker 2: an issue at all. But if if when he had
Speaker 2: left that tempon just right near the canteen, it would
Speaker 2: stay there all day.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, no one's going to pick it up.
Speaker 2: You would get so many views, Yeah, from walks pass
Speaker 2: if I walks bas and hey there's a little tampon,
Speaker 2: wondering if someone's going to claim it.
Speaker 5: Where that little guy coming from?
Speaker 2: There is, little fellow.
Speaker 5: Let's go to cat.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, good morning, Okay, tell us about it.
Speaker 14: I went to a dress up party at a nightclub
Speaker 14: called Devil's an Angel, and halfway through the night, after
Speaker 14: having a few little drinks, so I needed to go
Speaker 14: to the toilet and not realizing that the tail had.
Speaker 15: Fallen into the bowl, and as I.
Speaker 14: Walked out, I swung it around because I was in
Speaker 14: such a party, not I went everybody.
Speaker 2: Do you know what that cat? That is the definition
Speaker 2: of devilish behavior.
Speaker 5: So yeah, thank you, count. Let's go to tailor from Seaford.
Speaker 3: Good morning, good morning, Okay, tell us about your awkward encounter.
Speaker 16: So one time when I was in high school and
Speaker 16: I was walking to school, my skirt had risen up
Speaker 16: behind my backpack and one of the school moms had
Speaker 16: to pull over and let me know.
Speaker 3: That's not just like tucked into your nickers. That's up
Speaker 3: behind your backpack, yeap.
Speaker 16: And there was no bite shorts.
Speaker 2: So how long do you reckon? Was going on for
Speaker 2: like do you reckon?
Speaker 7: It?
Speaker 2: Was it ours before someone told you to.
Speaker 16: I walked from my house to my school and I
Speaker 16: was pretty much at the school was about half an hour.
Speaker 2: Twenty minutes, plenty of yews, plenty of views. So that's
Speaker 2: the thing when blokes get done with their flydown. So
Speaker 2: it's always like sometimes I've had my fly down and
Speaker 2: it's been like lunchtime, and I mean like, well I
Speaker 2: put my jeans on at seven am. Yeah, that's five
Speaker 2: hours of open fly.
Speaker 5: We will see it. Yeah, we're just like, yeah, thank you,
Speaker 5: good morning, Kevin.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 5: How are we We're good? We're good. What's your awkward encounter?
Speaker 17: Well, I'm with Hazy straight away. Sometimes it just doesn't
Speaker 17: sit in the right spot, so you might just need
Speaker 17: to adjust it a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, spot on heaven. We're trying to avoid lower back
Speaker 2: issues as well, Like you get it.
Speaker 17: Oh my god, that's one hundred percent. When it doesn't
Speaker 17: sit in the right spot, it feels really uncomfortable and
Speaker 17: you just need to move it. But I have another one.
Speaker 2: I work with a lot.
Speaker 17: Of rappers and they have nothing but put it there
Speaker 17: in that spot, b Like that's their thing. Okay, But
Speaker 17: every wrapper that you see is generally touching that area,
Speaker 17: so you go, wow.
Speaker 2: Take that for sure. Is there any names that you
Speaker 2: can drop here, Kevin, some of these rappers.
Speaker 17: We'll talk like fifty cent ice Cube. Yeah, it's a
Speaker 17: big one.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: Ok, there you go, there you go. Thank you very much, Kevin.
Speaker 5: Fifty cent always fiddling is.
Speaker 2: Junk, That's what it's all about. Same sentence fifty cent,
Speaker 2: I asked Cube Andrew Hayes. I sort of feel that I
Speaker 2: couldn't sit at the same table as fifty cent.
Speaker 13: I don't know.
Speaker 1: He's what you're waking up to Adelaide today.
Speaker 2: What's the news today?
Speaker 1: Smooth news?
Speaker 9: No?
Speaker 4: I have noticed who say very very on the back of.
Speaker 2: Yes today, so very very really yeah, I don't believe
Speaker 2: you guys.
Speaker 4: You said it five seconds after we did that break yesterday.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, that is very very concerning him.
Speaker 3: If you missed it yesterday, we had a compilation that
Speaker 3: went for nearly two minutes.
Speaker 1: If you're saying very very.
Speaker 2: Two minutes, I think it's still going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think it's post news news.
Speaker 3: It can be very overwhelming all the information as you're
Speaker 3: waking up and going to the gym. Heading into work,
Speaker 3: so very very overwhelming and break get down for you.
Speaker 5: I mean in the newsroom, what you got for us.
Speaker 1: We've got some very very big news today.
Speaker 4: So the Adelaide five hundred entertainment has been announced. Cold
Speaker 4: Chisel are going to be reuniting for the Adelaide five
Speaker 4: hundred this year. Essentially they're going to be going on
Speaker 4: a big tour called Big five O and it marks
Speaker 4: fifty years since the band first formed. Now this is
Speaker 4: only a few months after Jimmy Barnes was in hospital
Speaker 4: he had surgery, so he I think he is back
Speaker 4: to fighting fit.
Speaker 1: Obviously.
Speaker 4: They will be joined on stage on Sunday, November seventeen
Speaker 4: by the Cruel Sea and the Super Jesus and Crowded
Speaker 4: House will do Saturday Night that We're here about two
Speaker 4: years ago to do essays Harvest Rock festivals. So some
Speaker 4: big announcements. There is more want to come as well.
Speaker 4: We're going to have a little press conference today with
Speaker 4: Adelade five hundred crew and find out.
Speaker 2: Very nice ladies and gentlemen. Seriously, how good Chisel. I
Speaker 2: love a bit of Chisel. There's a song for every taste.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Barnes, I do.
Speaker 4: Love that they formed here as well, and it's going
Speaker 4: to be the twenty fifth event, the twenty fifth event,
Speaker 4: the Races, twenty fifth event.
Speaker 5: I can't talk to that.
Speaker 3: I can't think of my head A cruel Sea song. Yeah,
Speaker 3: from the Sea.
Speaker 5: I've got that song in.
Speaker 2: My head, but from the season that I'm.
Speaker 4: Thinking about under the Sea from I think about under
Speaker 4: the Sea from oct.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's in my head on repeat at the moment.
Speaker 2: All these sea songs head, none of them by the Cruel.
Speaker 5: Hey, things have got a little bit racy.
Speaker 3: Outside the New York courtroom where the hush money trial
Speaker 3: of Donald Trump is wrapping up with this is the
Speaker 3: feud you didn't see coming, Hollywood legend Robert de Niro
Speaker 3: verbally sparring with supporters.
Speaker 5: Of the president.
Speaker 2: Yes, good stuff, no one.
Speaker 3: So de Niro apparently shouted at one Trump supporter, you're
Speaker 3: a bleeping idiot, because that guy asked if he was
Speaker 3: on pedophile financier Jeffrey Epstein's client list, you know, controversial list.
Speaker 3: So they've gone toe to tie you out in front
Speaker 3: of the courtroom. I don't know, it's all very I mean,
Speaker 3: I've lost track of it.
Speaker 5: Apps.
Speaker 3: I mean like they're saying that the star witnesses a liar,
Speaker 3: et cetera, et cetera. The closing arguments kickoff are on
Speaker 3: at the moment, so we'll see what happens. But he's
Speaker 3: not the first one to do some dodgy things in government,
Speaker 3: so interesting times ahead.
Speaker 5: Is he going to go to jail? Is the question?
Speaker 4: I think, because he's got all the money. Well, he
Speaker 4: doesn't actually have all the money in the world, but
Speaker 4: I think he's got friends in high places, and.
Speaker 1: I don't think he actually will.
Speaker 5: And also is Milania a real woman?
Speaker 4: Yes, but apparently they do sleep in separate beds, so
Speaker 4: she's also had enough of him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's off him. Milania has got the heck.
Speaker 2: He leaves stains on the sheets.
Speaker 15: Orange.
Speaker 2: He's just orange tan all over your sheet. We just
Speaker 2: go back to the days when our boy, don't we
Speaker 2: just talk cricket sues the soul, doesn't it?
Speaker 7: Told me?
Speaker 3: Remember when it was revealed that Baron, who's the sixteen
Speaker 3: seventeen year old, has his own floor in the Trump town.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think Baron was right behind the ball when
Speaker 2: he was named Baron. Yeah, this issue.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and your dad's Donald truck and your dad's Donald
Speaker 3: and your mum is not even a real lady.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's a genuine fembot. There you go that she
Speaker 2: posted snooze news. Who here knows what a financial dominate
Speaker 2: trix is?
Speaker 12: Umm?
Speaker 2: Yeah, does anyone actually know? Let me educate you, lady.
Speaker 2: A financial dominatrix is a woman who has submissives who
Speaker 2: are happy to part with money or gifts to gain
Speaker 2: her affection. It can be anything from wanting to see
Speaker 2: what the woman spends their money onto, relinquishing all financial control.
Speaker 2: Some even want to be bullied for their pleasure. It
Speaker 2: could be sexual, It can be all sorts of different things.
Speaker 2: It's basically just having a lady tell you what to
Speaker 2: do aggressively, and sometimes it's for really really strange, gross requests. Okay,
Speaker 2: I want to talk to you about a lady called
Speaker 2: Minky Miller and she is a financial dominatrix. So she's
Speaker 2: gone viral because of something that she exposed on the internet.
Speaker 2: Classic she's told viral podcast some of the things that
Speaker 2: she's been asked to do as a financial dominatrix.
Speaker 5: Do you tell us what Mincky Miller's been up to.
Speaker 2: And it will blow your mind. You'd be like eh,
Speaker 2: who saw that coming? What's that? Spot on? But as
Speaker 2: we know, there's a lot of blokes out there who
Speaker 2: are into some real dirty, kinky stuff. Micky said she's
Speaker 2: had a variety of requests over her time on adult
Speaker 2: subscription platforms, including pouring chocolate sauce into her own hair
Speaker 2: for seven hundred dollars. I do that, seven hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: That's fine, she said, although one of the most unique
Speaker 2: requests she has ever received is from a man who
Speaker 2: paid her twenty four hundred and fifty one dollars to
Speaker 2: get a pedicure in his chosen color film herself clipping
Speaker 2: her nails and then mailing the clippings to him two
Speaker 2: grands four hundred and fifty und dollars.
Speaker 5: So you do that?
Speaker 2: Two? Why? What's my tone?
Speaker 3: But I can see a future for you as a
Speaker 3: financial domino trick.
Speaker 5: You're here, he'd be great spot on.
Speaker 2: I'm just sort of weird kinky behavior. It got me
Speaker 2: thinking that because there's a lot of sickoes out there.
Speaker 2: Do you guys know of any situations where maybe a friend,
Speaker 2: even if it's not you, has been put in a
Speaker 2: situation where you're like, hey, do something a little bit unusual,
Speaker 2: but you'll make some good money from us.
Speaker 3: A girl I used to work with at Channel ten
Speaker 3: who's no longer there, used to sell her boots and
Speaker 3: her shoes. Really two men who were willing to part
Speaker 3: with a lot of money for them.
Speaker 2: That's amazing. I'm guessing they just like play with them
Speaker 2: and smell them, and.
Speaker 3: I guess, but they would always like all the requests
Speaker 3: would be like, you know, are they sweaty?
Speaker 2: You're work?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wow?
Speaker 5: That fun that is?
Speaker 2: You do it though, because you're not going to do
Speaker 2: there's no interaction with the man. No, no, no, no, no, just
Speaker 2: send it on.
Speaker 5: Don't just send off your boots.
Speaker 2: What sort of money we're talking about the way?
Speaker 5: Oh like hundreds?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, to part ways with boots that you would
Speaker 2: otherwise just throw out? Correct, Why the hell wouldn't you?
Speaker 2: It's pretty good.
Speaker 8: I went to school with a girl who sells pictures
Speaker 8: of her feet real money.
Speaker 2: Yes, is that feet finder?
Speaker 8: I can't say I've ever asked, but yeah. She went
Speaker 8: through a phase of making quite a bit of money
Speaker 8: for it, up to three hundred dollars a photo, just
Speaker 8: a photo of her feet, and sometimes sometimes people would
Speaker 8: ask her to put things between her toes and send
Speaker 8: photos for more money. Things I remember once you like
Speaker 8: peanut butter and stuff.
Speaker 2: That doesn't come out for weeks.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, hundreds and hundreds of dollars she saved up
Speaker 8: doing that.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, okay, amazing.
Speaker 5: Dan Houston's coming in soon.
Speaker 3: I want to ask him maybe if he'd sell his
Speaker 3: secondhand footy boots.
Speaker 2: Definitely, definitely anonymous bids only Thurt twenty four and if
Speaker 2: you're a financial dominatrice, give us a call sens of
Speaker 2: text as well, tell us what double one nine. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I think that my wife could be a financial dominatrix.
Speaker 2: Oh really, because as we know, she's the one who
Speaker 2: shifts out the money. Yeah yeah, weekly.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then sometimes when I'm at her service, which is
Speaker 2: really really in the mood for me to do something
Speaker 2: for her, she'll bring me into the room and then
Speaker 2: she'll get me nice and class and she'll say, hey,
Speaker 2: get out of the house for two hours to take
Speaker 2: the kids.
Speaker 5: Leave me alone, and I will pay you.
Speaker 2: About Nova's handball Blitz, yesterday we went to Highgate School
Speaker 2: and the kids were absolutely sensation. We launched it.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, they were so sweet yesterday and just
Speaker 3: really respectful kind kids, and as we were leaving at
Speaker 3: the end, they were helping all our supernovas pack up everything.
Speaker 3: Kids from And I have to say, I got a
Speaker 3: message from a girlfriend last night whose son was there
Speaker 3: and I recognized him and he said he said to her, yeah,
Speaker 3: we had this girl come to our school and she's
Speaker 3: really good at handball and her name is Joel.
Speaker 2: And Mum was like what Ricky leads him and Joel were.
Speaker 5: There's amazing odd, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, register your I mean registerlf farther and over player.
Speaker 2: You get involved this thing, or get mum and dad
Speaker 2: to do it. Because up for grabs a thousand bucks
Speaker 2: for the winner.
Speaker 3: Thousand bucks for the winner and five hundred dollars for
Speaker 3: the runner up as well. It's going to be absolutely huge.
Speaker 3: You get to play off at the Adelaide Oval in
Speaker 3: front of ten of thousands of people.
Speaker 5: It's unbelievable stuff.
Speaker 2: Really really cool. So a thousand bucks that would go
Speaker 2: a long way. We asked a bunch of the kids
Speaker 2: yesterday what they would do if they were to win
Speaker 2: one K.
Speaker 6: I don't get cars, the IP ticket.
Speaker 10: I would spend it on the news. I would spend
Speaker 10: it on with a little car.
Speaker 3: I would save it till I had enough money to
Speaker 3: buy something like a house or a car or something.
Speaker 2: I spend it in your Panta.
Speaker 4: ACTI like invest into my education I would need.
Speaker 1: That's again a guinea pigs.
Speaker 2: That's the one that got made. The guinea pig.
Speaker 5: A couple of guinea pigs.
Speaker 2: Can you get it for a guinea pig? And what
Speaker 2: you soon realized once you've purchased a guinea pig is
Speaker 2: that guinea pigs don't really offer a lot, do they know?
Speaker 5: They don't. They breed heavily done.
Speaker 2: They're very good at breeding. Full credit to the guinea
Speaker 2: pigs in that department. Jump on the over plane out
Speaker 2: just to yourself, or get mom and dad to register
Speaker 2: you if you want to potentially score one thousand bucks
Speaker 2: for Nova's handball blitz. This is really cool.
Speaker 3: He gets up Houston against host.
Speaker 2: We don't have a problem.
Speaker 8: Please welcome to the Jody and Hazy Show. Danie Houston.
Speaker 2: Ah, yes, Dan Houston, welcome to the studio.
Speaker 13: Good morning, thanks having me back.
Speaker 5: Maybe you're good luck for birthday? Paid it here I am.
Speaker 13: Last time I opened it. I got it done. And
Speaker 13: yeah another one, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5: That's so true.
Speaker 2: We should make this more of a regular thing, saying
Speaker 2: just saying.
Speaker 5: Let's get this awkwardness out of the way, shall we
Speaker 5: go on?
Speaker 7: Then?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, So we spoke before Husta about some of
Speaker 2: these social awkward encounters.
Speaker 3: So this is on the back of him consistently adjusting
Speaker 3: himself around the office.
Speaker 2: Can't my hands, don't know where.
Speaker 3: To go sometimes, and not just that, but looking each
Speaker 3: of us in the eye as he does it. So
Speaker 3: it got us talking about weird social norms. And then
Speaker 3: I was saying, I never quite know when people come
Speaker 3: into the studio whether.
Speaker 5: To give them met keys or a hug, and then
Speaker 5: it ends up half one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And so today I committed and I saw you
Speaker 3: and I.
Speaker 5: Went straight for a kiss.
Speaker 2: On the chat, I had to go, was it awkward?
Speaker 2: Did you know exactly what's going on?
Speaker 13: I was like, Jada hasn't done this before.
Speaker 18: But I think Jada committed and the confidence really just
Speaker 18: made it not awkward. But I think if you sort
Speaker 18: of arm and r a little bit, do you get
Speaker 18: that little bit of awkward confrontation and then it's really
Speaker 18: really weird.
Speaker 2: There you go, just like in foty terms as well.
Speaker 2: In this situation, if you hesitate, you'll probably get hurt. Yes,
Speaker 2: lord On Joe, it's very true.
Speaker 5: Thank you very much. I'm really quite proud of that
Speaker 5: effort on the adjusting thing.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 3: You quite often see footballers do it when they're being
Speaker 3: interviewed at the end of the match.
Speaker 5: Have you noticed that.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I've noticed a little bit. They go for the
Speaker 18: handshake and then the producer the interview walks off, and
Speaker 18: I think a lot of the time after games, a
Speaker 18: lot of the brothers slap up and sometimes they get
Speaker 18: me mixed up as a brother and they go for
Speaker 18: the slack up and go for the handshake and then
Speaker 18: what's going on here? And it's a little bit awkward
Speaker 18: because you get that sort of you hold onto the
Speaker 18: hand for a bit longer and yeah, it's a bit awkward.
Speaker 2: This is a good one. So for example, who have
Speaker 2: your homes And sometimes you're like, oh, they just had
Speaker 2: a kiss afterwards. Some times they didn't. Obviously she knows
Speaker 2: some footballs, she doesn't.
Speaker 18: Do you handle the situation like that, I'll go their handshake,
Speaker 18: I think, yeah, I keep it strictly professional.
Speaker 5: Is a bit of a professional situation.
Speaker 3: But what I was referring to is sometimes the footballers
Speaker 3: while they're being interviewed by like a Brian Taylor at
Speaker 3: the end, will adjust themselves while they're being a national
Speaker 3: TV and I think, how do you not know that
Speaker 3: you're on TV at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's just what happens. Can't account for what hands are doing.
Speaker 2: Sometimes it's just a bloke thing, isn't that righty?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Maybe just take the real constability.
Speaker 2: Maybe eight Thursday Night Blues. This feels like a really
Speaker 2: really good test.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I think it'd be a really good match.
Speaker 18: I think the Blues have been in red hot form
Speaker 18: lately and we've sort of hit our straps the last
Speaker 18: couple of weeks and betting some really good teams, and
Speaker 18: we'll set ourselves to the Blues a top eight side
Speaker 18: and hopefully we can take it up to them and
Speaker 18: get them done and then move on into the buy have.
Speaker 5: We spoken since Darcy Burne Jones got a jumping?
Speaker 13: We haven't? You haven't? That was that was amazing.
Speaker 18: It was It was one of those moments where you
Speaker 18: saw it takes you a few days to get over it,
Speaker 18: just what exactly happened and how far down.
Speaker 2: We were I was going to say you would have
Speaker 2: played in some epic wings. You were responsible for one
Speaker 2: of them when you beat Estening with that after the
Speaker 2: Sorogn kick. But that was just that was crazy, Like
Speaker 2: at three quarter time, what's Ken saying and what are
Speaker 2: you guys saying? Because most people had written off.
Speaker 18: Yeah, I think we just tried to win the game effectively.
Speaker 18: We got the ball going forward and played an aggressive style.
Speaker 18: We moved a few numbers up to the stoppage to
Speaker 18: get that going forward and then gave ourselves the best chance.
Speaker 18: And when it's wet, you just don't know what's going
Speaker 18: to happen, which I think worked in our favorite for strikes.
Speaker 13: He's in a market and control the game a little
Speaker 13: bit more.
Speaker 3: I think you were mentioning Hazy that you've been doing
Speaker 3: a bit of kick like soccer.
Speaker 5: How much has that helped?
Speaker 18: Yeah, we played soccer Monday and Friday, which is a
Speaker 18: little bit different. You wouldn't pick that at the footy
Speaker 18: club and is probably our best player. He plays up
Speaker 18: forward and it's a bit of a striker, so I
Speaker 18: did game as no surprise that he put that through too.
Speaker 2: Honest, we were saying off air that we enjoy it
Speaker 2: when you were footy manager Chris Davies gets involved because
Speaker 2: to know Chris Dave, he's actually quite an elite sportsman, yes,
Speaker 2: and just sort of marches around and really takes charge
Speaker 2: when you guys are playing soccer.
Speaker 18: Yeah, and he sits in goals as well. So a
Speaker 18: few boys take a little bit off the kick when
Speaker 18: they're going forward and then a few others put a
Speaker 18: little bit extra on just in case, depending on their
Speaker 18: relationship with chief.
Speaker 3: I don't know if you want to slide it past him,
Speaker 3: if you want to continue.
Speaker 5: Playing at the port Adelaid Football Club next year.
Speaker 18: Yeah, we definitely don't want to put it straight into
Speaker 18: him because yeah, that'd be risky.
Speaker 2: Yeah, before we let you go, how's your skipper?
Speaker 13: Yeah, he's good, he's good. I think you know.
Speaker 18: It's different to last week's so a few weeks ago
Speaker 18: as injury where that was soft tissue.
Speaker 13: This is more of a pain thing.
Speaker 18: So they'll give him every chance to get up before
Speaker 18: Thursday night, hopefully you know, get the swelling down and
Speaker 18: move forward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thank you so much for coming in this morning.
Speaker 3: From moving forward, can we line in the sand? It's
Speaker 3: kiss got to check done.
Speaker 2: Hey, very generous as well, qu Stoy to bring in
Speaker 2: a whole heap of tickets. Yes, so if you'd like
Speaker 2: to go to the football on Thursday night, give us
Speaker 2: a call right now, thirteen to twenty four ten more
Speaker 2: tickets to Port Adelaide FC dot com. How you call us?
Speaker 2: The generational gap between jen Z and millennials can feel
Speaker 2: like hundreds and hundreds of years. He can what happened?
Speaker 2: We're along the line to just go this sort of
Speaker 2: human versus this sort of human and it's just completely
Speaker 2: utterly different. It feels like there's no similarities whatsoever.
Speaker 5: Evolution, mate, people change and grow.
Speaker 2: What about in terms of text messaging as well? What
Speaker 2: do you mean things have changed, haven't they. There's a
Speaker 2: lady in the US, she's a popular US creator.
Speaker 7: God, this.
Speaker 4: Is where it went wrong. This is where it went wrong. TikTok, Yeah, TikTok.
Speaker 2: Her name is Elizabeth Castaldi. She sparked a vile discussion
Speaker 2: about the generation gap and texting when it comes to dating.
Speaker 2: So she's twenty seven. Yeah, she recently went on a
Speaker 2: date with a thirty five year old man. Said she
Speaker 2: was baffled by the text that he sent her the
Speaker 2: next day. Do you want to hear the text?
Speaker 5: Did he very say?
Speaker 2: It said, hey, had fun last night, have a good day,
Speaker 2: not too bad, that's quite nice. That's a nice text.
Speaker 2: She said, I have to start dating people on my
Speaker 2: own age, but I won't. She said that she doesn't
Speaker 2: have the eke by his formal text message, but he's
Speaker 2: millennial style texting made her unable to tell if he
Speaker 2: wanted to see her again.
Speaker 3: Well, there was no explicit request, was there to say, yeah,
Speaker 3: there was catch up again?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: There was no like, I had a really good time
Speaker 4: last night, would you like to do it again?
Speaker 1: You have a nice day?
Speaker 2: Because the next morning though, but it's straight away the
Speaker 2: next morning.
Speaker 4: Well, and on the back of that, good on him
Speaker 4: for reaching out, because you it's a bit awkward when
Speaker 4: you go on a day and you're like, do they
Speaker 4: want to see me again?
Speaker 2: Do they not need some feedback? Yeah? So he's just
Speaker 2: planning the seat.
Speaker 5: Sitting around waiting for a text thing is excruciating.
Speaker 6: Yea.
Speaker 2: So here is where men and women perhaps different, And
Speaker 2: let me just just represent the fellows on this one.
Speaker 2: I think this is where the boys can get really
Speaker 2: really confused. Right, First films can put it out there.
Speaker 2: What the hell do you want? What's there a text
Speaker 2: message would you have wanted in that's situation.
Speaker 5: Oh, something witty and funny.
Speaker 4: Yeah, something witty and funny, because I'm usually funnier than
Speaker 4: them and they hate that. Yeah, I think you just
Speaker 4: give me, give me like I would love to do
Speaker 4: it again, or just give me some sort of like
Speaker 4: this is going to happen again, because that text message
Speaker 4: that he sent could be like, had a really good
Speaker 4: time last night? You know, well, I'm not really interesting
Speaker 4: catching up again, like have a great day. That's what
Speaker 4: That's what the sub meaning could have meant.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't say I had he's of fun last night
Speaker 2: if you were an interesting.
Speaker 4: In so we don't know that you haven't said that.
Speaker 4: You haven't said I want to catch up with you again.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And also what you need to understand is just for
Speaker 3: your own information, us women will overanalyze these text messages
Speaker 3: within an inch of their life.
Speaker 2: I understand that. But here's a kicker, and here's a
Speaker 2: kicker for all men out there. I think that if
Speaker 2: you had said, hey had fun last night, have a
Speaker 2: good day, I'd love to do it again, you'd go, oh,
Speaker 2: that's a bit strong.
Speaker 4: No, I want you know, you go.
Speaker 1: Here's what I want.
Speaker 4: I want someone to go, hey, be ready by seven
Speaker 4: o'clock on Saturday, because I'm going to come pick you up.
Speaker 2: And yes, I would say you're coming on too strong,
Speaker 2: because it was still an element of tree to men, I've.
Speaker 1: Just switched sides with you now.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 4: No, If it was the first day, obviously I don't
Speaker 4: want them coming to my house on the first day.
Speaker 4: You don't know if they're a serial killer or not.
Speaker 4: And hey, my track record with that is not too good.
Speaker 2: Is that true?
Speaker 4: But if it was a second or third day and
Speaker 4: they said, hey, you know, I would love to see
Speaker 4: you again seven o'clock Saturday, I'll come pick you up.
Speaker 1: Let's go out for dinner. That is hot.
Speaker 2: That is what I want.
Speaker 4: Men actually putting some effort in for once, because men
Speaker 4: don't put effort in anymore.
Speaker 1: Where do you want to go to eat? If that
Speaker 1: to you, he'd be off the roster. He would be
Speaker 1: off the roster. He wouldn't be off the roster.
Speaker 4: I would be like, Wow, he actually is keen and
Speaker 4: he wants to see me, and he's organizing something that
Speaker 4: is hot.
Speaker 1: That's that's what I want.
Speaker 2: I guess what sounds like a Serial Killers turn up.
Speaker 2: But hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, good news makes for
Speaker 2: a great podcast.
Speaker 4: Yes, and don't skip my episode because that would kill me.
Speaker 3: In again, let's talk about your muffin, Abby.
Speaker 5: Excuse me very very much? What about this story?
Speaker 3: During the week, it was reported a young man was
Speaker 3: taken by surprise when he discovered he had been charged
Speaker 3: a one dollar standard heating fee for the seven dollar
Speaker 3: muffin he had ordered to have with a coffee at
Speaker 3: a Melbourne cafe.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, very Melbourne, isn't it.
Speaker 3: He took to Facebook and he said they just added
Speaker 3: to the bill without telling you, adding he would have
Speaker 3: had the muffin cold if he had known he was going.
Speaker 4: To be charged for its warming. Heyduce, that was already
Speaker 4: seven dollars. Yes, that is an expensive muffet.
Speaker 2: I'm going to be like a steak muffin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like the ones at Woolworth.
Speaker 4: They're like this white chocolate and raspberry and they come
Speaker 4: into four and they're really expensive, so only eat and
Speaker 4: when Mum buys some.
Speaker 1: But they're so much.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 3: You're a woman in your mid thirty who has to
Speaker 3: wait for your mum to buy the expensive.
Speaker 1: Reference because they're so expensive.
Speaker 3: But anyway, Yeah, outrageous little fees that they just add
Speaker 3: in every now and then. So we were in Melbourne
Speaker 3: actually and we went to a restaurant and they didn't
Speaker 3: have table service.
Speaker 5: It was just a QR code.
Speaker 3: Which you know how I feel about you are justice
Speaker 3: still that's as you are. And there was a surcharge
Speaker 3: of two dollars. You're using the QR code.
Speaker 1: Most of them do that?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 4: Yeah, most of them have like a service fee on there,
Speaker 4: which I don't understand because you're not getting getting a
Speaker 4: human over to serve you.
Speaker 1: No, they're getting it through the kitchen.
Speaker 4: The kitchen's doing and it's coming straight out, so they're
Speaker 4: cutting out a person.
Speaker 3: Not just that I'm doing them ordering myself. It's why
Speaker 3: am I paying a two dollar searcharge?
Speaker 2: Got on thirteen twenty fourteen. These little ripoffs that are
Speaker 2: slowly ruining your life. Yeah, it's their little paper cuts,
Speaker 2: aren't they slowly? But surely the little paper cuts. I
Speaker 2: still wonder if there's places out there where you buy
Speaker 2: a pie and then try and check you extra for sauce.
Speaker 1: That is so un Australian.
Speaker 2: That should be stock standard. And here's the other thing.
Speaker 2: Breakfast extras yes, okay, shouldn't be shouldn't be more than
Speaker 2: about four bucks. This is so if it's an extra bacon,
Speaker 2: I understand four bucks, avocado smashed avocado four bucks, but
Speaker 2: everything else, no way more than four dollars.
Speaker 5: Well, I still think four dollars for extra avocado.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, because the whole avocado in like the markets
Speaker 4: is what a dollar each?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Okay, so what about.
Speaker 5: Don't start on ship at avocado?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, what absolute little terrorists they are. What
Speaker 2: about Halloomi? Yeah, how much would that be?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Halluomi's good cheese, good cheese, and it is in the
Speaker 3: supermarkets like six or seven bucks, so Hallomi, yeah you
Speaker 3: can have.
Speaker 2: It, okay for four bucks yep. But things like tomato
Speaker 2: beans one hash brand should be like two dollars, fifty
Speaker 2: or three dollars, yes.
Speaker 5: Soctually even less than that.
Speaker 1: I reckon a dollar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten gives us a call this morning.
Speaker 3: Those sneaky little hidden costs that are getting you.
Speaker 4: I think that they shouldn't charge extra for different milk.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's a good one.
Speaker 4: So I get lactose free. Usually I'm not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 4: I'm just a blanker.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what about your milk?
Speaker 4: But it does it makes you feel better. It just
Speaker 4: makes me, like my tummy feel better. Yeah, And so
Speaker 4: it goes from Then you go and get a medium
Speaker 4: coffee and say it's six dollars or six fifty and
Speaker 4: all of a sudden, you're paying seven dollars for eating
Speaker 4: coffee because it's fifty cents extra for the milk. So
Speaker 4: I'm about to be introduced to this world because I
Speaker 4: think my daughter is is Celiac. No more gluten So
Speaker 4: do they charge you extra for gluten free? Yes, gluten
Speaker 4: free is even though it's a medical condition.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's extra.
Speaker 4: And if you go to the shops, like gluten free bread,
Speaker 4: it's smaller and it's more expensive.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's true.
Speaker 4: Yeah, everything gluten free is usually more expensive. But in
Speaker 4: saying that, hell food ale greats some great things down there.
Speaker 1: I love that aisle. By the end of this.
Speaker 3: I'll be giving that child to another love family. Let's
Speaker 3: go to Julie for morning.
Speaker 15: Julie, Hi, Jodi, Hi, what happened? There seemed to be
Speaker 15: a theme here with hot drinks, but oh it too
Speaker 15: and laid overal recently to see the Crows game. And
Speaker 15: I went to a little coffee card at halftime to
Speaker 15: get my coffee and a hot chocolate. And when I
Speaker 15: went to pay, I thought, that seems a lot, because
Speaker 15: I like my coffee extra hot, so I'd asked for
Speaker 15: extra hot. And I said to the guy, Oh, that
Speaker 15: seems like I'm not sure you've charged me correctly, and
Speaker 15: he said, I know, we charged an extra.
Speaker 7: Dollar for extra hot.
Speaker 2: That's not a thing.
Speaker 15: No, I am not kidding outrageous.
Speaker 2: So then how did you go? Then? Like, did you
Speaker 2: was it two and fourth or month? Did you guys
Speaker 2: settle on something or did you just pay it and leave?
Speaker 15: Welly kind of had already wrung it up on the
Speaker 15: I have my card, you know, hanging over it, ready
Speaker 15: to go, and I thought, what do I do?
Speaker 3: So I say that, Yeah, you sound like a people
Speaker 3: pleaser like me, Julie. I'll just pay it, just not
Speaker 3: to make a few.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what do you do?
Speaker 15: But I have to I have to agree with Abby.
Speaker 15: The warl worst muffins are worth. But there's six dollars
Speaker 15: for four muffins abby, Like.
Speaker 4: Come on, come on, more expensive than that? Way more
Speaker 4: expensive than that stores for four muffins. Yeah, these ones
Speaker 4: are like fifteen bucks or something. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Well, how would you know your parents pay?
Speaker 3: How do you know your mummy still takes you to
Speaker 3: Woolwork to buy your grocery?
Speaker 2: Oh, let's get a Kieren, biggest rip off, Kiren. What
Speaker 2: do you got?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 10: Good easy? I get up at five am and head
Speaker 10: off to work, and anytime I stop into a server,
Speaker 10: I've been charged up to fifty cents for sauce with
Speaker 10: my sausage roll in the morning.
Speaker 2: I get out here, not a miss.
Speaker 10: And not just one particular so it could be any
Speaker 10: given servo, right, and I've been up to fifty cents.
Speaker 10: It is absolutely ridiculous, absolutely insane.
Speaker 3: And I don't want to sound like your mother here,
Speaker 3: but are you actually having a sausage roll for breat
Speaker 3: first on the.
Speaker 7: Way to work?
Speaker 10: Absolutely? I am? How you get the day started?
Speaker 2: There we go. It's a lot of good points at
Speaker 2: Karan ras wash that.
Speaker 3: Down with a fifteen dollars muffin from all worse than
Speaker 3: away you go, You're on, let's go to Jackie, what's
Speaker 3: the subtle little charge.
Speaker 5: Of going out for lunch or dinner on a Sunday
Speaker 5: and you get the twenty percent charge?
Speaker 2: Twenty percent is a lot.
Speaker 15: Of the course of entire bill Sunday day.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, awesome, spam take that.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And I think the argument is, though, is that don't
Speaker 3: they have to pay like double time on Sunday.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, they've got to pay wages.
Speaker 2: Which I understand, but Sunday versus a public holiday, when
Speaker 2: it's a public holiday surcharge, I can absolutely understand it.
Speaker 2: The other thing as well is that sometimes you're in there,
Speaker 2: you've had a meal or whatever, and then you don't
Speaker 2: understand that there's a twenty percent surcharge until you go
Speaker 2: to pay towards the end, and that can really sting
Speaker 2: your pocket.
Speaker 3: Yeah, sure can, especially for someone like you who can
Speaker 3: be a little bit tidy.
Speaker 2: Excuse me very much.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Megan. What was the subtle little charge there?
Speaker 1: Megan, Good morning guys.
Speaker 11: I'm a big hot chocky fan and I you know,
Speaker 11: it's that classic question of would you like marshmallows? And
Speaker 11: I generally say yes, and that's oh hang on, that's
Speaker 11: fifty cents been added to my gill.
Speaker 2: No way, the marshmallows and hot chocolate. That's like saying, hey,
Speaker 2: can I tek a week bits? And I go okay, sure,
Speaker 2: would you like milk with that? And you go yeah,
Speaker 2: that's extra. Yeah.
Speaker 11: I'm like, don't ask and then judge me because I'm thinking, oh, yes, excellent.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thinking it's complimentary. That means so.
Speaker 2: Does that mean as well?
Speaker 10: Mean?
Speaker 2: Are you were too marshmallow? Tope? Operator? What are we talking?
Speaker 11: Correct? Yes? And I don't want to pay for one
Speaker 11: of those. I don't know how to explain about, like
Speaker 11: those old school like marshmallows where they're really fat and
Speaker 11: they're really just yucky. They don't melt in your hot chocolate. Like,
Speaker 11: if I'm going to pay, I want two nice little ones,
Speaker 11: some weird dodgy.
Speaker 2: Things, not the payless ones. You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: I didn't like up this morning and think i'd be
Speaker 5: having marshmallow chat.
Speaker 2: But here we are, Here we are, and I'm glad
Speaker 2: that we're in this space.
Speaker 5: It's going to geo, G're delicious?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 10: No, we're good? Hello?
Speaker 5: Would you get slugged for g O?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 11: You know when you've sat down you've had at nice meal,
Speaker 11: but you've over ordered, and then you asked for a
Speaker 11: takeaway container and that gets slipped on the bill dollar
Speaker 11: two dollars.
Speaker 2: Does that happen, Joe, I've never really noticed that, because, yeah,
Speaker 2: I definitely want to take stuff home. If there's spare
Speaker 2: food there, there's a extra.
Speaker 9: It's not it's definitely not all the time, but sometimes
Speaker 9: it's just like, oh wow, okay, thank you, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: Refer to my previous point about you being a bit tidy.
Speaker 4: Okay, we had a team lunch yesterday and Hazy just
Speaker 4: ate off everyone else's.
Speaker 2: That is not true.
Speaker 8: We did.
Speaker 3: And then this morning I had a toasted sandwich and
Speaker 3: you went, can I have a bar to that? And
Speaker 3: I said, yes, absolutely here how huh.
Speaker 2: Oh god, this is just I'm not sure gaslighting is,
Speaker 2: but maybe I said to you said you on to one.
Speaker 2: I said, look, if you can't finish it, I tried
Speaker 2: to gaslight you and say I'll do you a favor
Speaker 2: and finish.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, but having said that, you never share
Speaker 3: your food with me ever. Okay, and now you're going
Speaker 3: to hit me up with some eggs after the show,
Speaker 3: aren't you?
Speaker 2: Too, Why you hell, maybe