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Speaker 2: podcast version of your favorite broad chat.
Speaker 1: If it's trending, going viral, or has your grouped, and
Speaker 1: we're talking about.
Speaker 2: It coming up on this episode, my greatest achievement of
Speaker 2: my life. Everyone's talking about it. No one's shut up
Speaker 2: about it, especially not me. Matt's retiring shut down the pod. Obviously,
Speaker 2: something's happened that's got my ego in the clouds at
Speaker 2: the moment, dal I'll tell you all about what happened
Speaker 2: in just a sec.
Speaker 1: Plus, I think a celebrity is really hot, and matt
Speaker 1: slightly disagrees, and I need to know whether you're all
Speaker 1: with me or you're not on this.
Speaker 2: Plus, one of the biggest celebs in the world has
Speaker 2: been arrested for drug possession and it's all gone down
Speaker 2: on Instagram Live.
Speaker 3: Are you talked about yourself?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, all that and more in this episode deil Me
Speaker 2: and Dole. Let's go Good morning, Matthew. Well, as if
Speaker 2: my ego couldn't get any bigger, Brittany.
Speaker 1: I know, like, how am I ever going to fucking
Speaker 1: top this?
Speaker 2: Honestly, as I said, I'm retiring now. I've think I've
Speaker 2: hit my peak. There's no nothing else I can achieve
Speaker 2: in my life. Because scroll, as if you didn't hear
Speaker 2: over the weekend, I.
Speaker 3: You don't even know how to put it.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to put it into words. Honestly,
Speaker 2: it feels like I'm accepting an Academy award at this point.
Speaker 2: You may as well be.
Speaker 3: Yeah, about the red carpet. Sorry, I just cut you off.
Speaker 2: No, that's all right. As many of you may have
Speaker 2: heard over the weekend, something really cuezy happen to me,
Speaker 2: quite traumatic in a way, like the way it's altered
Speaker 2: my brain chemistry has just honestly, it's changed me. I
Speaker 2: feel like Glinda at the end of Wicked. I'm changed.
Speaker 2: And if you haven't heard, Taylor Swift did like my
Speaker 2: Instagram reel. Oh my gosh, like Taylor Swift liked my
Speaker 2: Instagram reel, let me paint the picture for you. I'm
Speaker 2: sitting on the lounge Vander Punk Rules is on, and
Speaker 2: just to allow scrollers who watch fandom Pump Rules, how
Speaker 2: boring is this season?
Speaker 3: Is this Saturday night?
Speaker 2: Um? Yeah, Saturday night. Yeah. So it's about one am.
Speaker 2: I thought I'll binge watch some trashy TV. It was
Speaker 2: Vanda Pump Rules was the thing of choice. I don't
Speaker 2: watch much TV these days because I'm into the books.
Speaker 2: But I thought, tonight's the night we're going to catch
Speaker 2: up on Vanda Punt Rules because now the reunion's airing
Speaker 2: at the moment, and so I was like, I haven't
Speaker 2: watched much of this season. I think I'd only watched
Speaker 2: six episodes, so I was catching up, and then it
Speaker 2: got to about, you know, just after midnight, close to
Speaker 2: one am. I think, I don't know, it's all kind
Speaker 2: of a blurf. And I got up to make some
Speaker 2: food at the end of an episode, and as I
Speaker 2: stood up, I picked up my phone and I saw
Speaker 2: a notification on my home screen that said Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: like your Instagram reel. And as I've read that, I've
Speaker 2: like dropped to the ground, like you know how people say.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's more of a book thing. But
Speaker 2: like in some of the books I read, there's always
Speaker 2: in every single thing, like when something dramatic happens, they
Speaker 2: go my legs buckled beneath me, and I'm like, that
Speaker 2: doesn't happen, you know, Oh, let me tell you it happens.
Speaker 2: My legs just gave way. I like rolled my ankle.
Speaker 2: I'm on the I'm on the floor like that old
Speaker 2: woman who's like help, I've fallen and I can't get up.
Speaker 2: I'm like on the floor. I look. I opened the notification,
Speaker 2: I check Instagram, check see the blue tick and then
Speaker 2: I click the profile, still thinking like this can't be her,
Speaker 2: Like jam it's a scam, and then I click the
Speaker 2: notification and it goes to her actual profile and then
Speaker 2: it's like after midnight, so I've got to be quiet,
Speaker 2: but I am like silently screaming on.
Speaker 3: The floor sky awake.
Speaker 2: No, no, none of my friends were, so no one
Speaker 2: was able to celebrate with me. And I was like,
Speaker 2: I could post it about it on Instagram straight away,
Speaker 2: but no one's really awake in Australia, which is where
Speaker 2: most of my followers are.
Speaker 3: So I was like I had to hold onto the news.
Speaker 2: Oh you had to wait for a better time.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I had to sit there and like by myself and
Speaker 2: just wallow in my in the celebration. And then my
Speaker 2: mind started racing and going, how's this happened? Like? She
Speaker 2: is she backstage getting a makeup done for the show?
Speaker 2: Is she in bed after a show? Scrolling?
Speaker 1: There's just where so many questions come flooding into my
Speaker 1: mind because I know, like I feel like we've spoken
Speaker 1: about this on the pod before, like celebrities actually being
Speaker 1: on their phones.
Speaker 3: I know we've spoken about celebrities.
Speaker 1: Writing back to their emails, like and I have this
Speaker 1: thing like surely they don't fucking write back to their
Speaker 1: own emails, Like Taylor Swift is not replying to emails herself.
Speaker 2: No ever, but we do know that she runs her
Speaker 2: own Instagram. It's very important to her to have control
Speaker 2: of her own Instagram. Obviously she's guarded on what to
Speaker 2: post and everyone else makes graphics and things like that
Speaker 2: for her. But like she's very particular about like if
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift the account likes your real she herself has
Speaker 2: such a thing, yeah, because anything else is Tailor Nation,
Speaker 2: which is her like PR team slash Socials team, So
Speaker 2: Tailor Nation is the one. If they like your video,
Speaker 2: then Taylor could have seen it, but it might just
Speaker 2: be like a random person as well that's running the account.
Speaker 1: Because that's what I'm always thinking, Like a celebrity is
Speaker 1: actually sitting there fucking scrolling. This obviously would have been
Speaker 1: on the Instagram reels page or Instagram Explore.
Speaker 2: Well, the most interesting part is, like that real I
Speaker 2: actually posted about two months ago.
Speaker 1: It's got to be on like the reels page, and
Speaker 1: it's randomly showing up because I don't know about you,
Speaker 1: but especially for me lately, all the videos I'm being served,
Speaker 1: especially on TikTok, are from ages ago. Really yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: I'm noticing that.
Speaker 2: That has happened to me before, but it's not happening
Speaker 2: at the moment. But I have noticed that where I'm like,
Speaker 2: I feel like I've watched this in December. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: So I'm also my mind's going wild. I'm going, you know,
Speaker 2: has Travis seen it? And He's gone, haha, babe, You've
Speaker 2: got to see this. And then she's gone, oh, that's amazing.
Speaker 2: I better go and like it for him. And then
Speaker 2: I'm like, has one of her friends DMed it to
Speaker 2: her and just send it VI a DM and be like,
Speaker 2: look what I saw?
Speaker 3: There's so many possibilities.
Speaker 2: And then my mind keeps going and I'm like, what
Speaker 2: if she's seen it? And then gone, I'm gonna check
Speaker 2: out his page? And then she goes and like what
Speaker 2: if she's watched some of our High Scrollers videos?
Speaker 3: She very well could have What if.
Speaker 2: She saw my hydrolt sponsored at I posted a couple
Speaker 2: of days, do you know what I mean? Like, I'm going,
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has watched my spong con. You know, like
Speaker 2: what if she's gone through and she's seen my Golstone situation?
Speaker 1: I mean she will be listening to the pod now,
Speaker 1: like she could have tapped your link in profile, she
Speaker 1: could have went onto high scrollers on Spotify.
Speaker 2: She probably gave us five stars.
Speaker 3: And she's actually a fan now.
Speaker 1: A lot of them so much because they always talk
Speaker 1: about die.
Speaker 2: She's coming to my live shows. She's got front road tickets.
Speaker 2: I just, oh, my gosh, can't wait, can't wait to
Speaker 2: a meet and greet after the show and Taylor Swift
Speaker 2: lines up. I mean, just how the tables have turned.
Speaker 1: I just wonder, like when a celebrity like that or
Speaker 1: any celebrity, when they like someone's video, like, do you
Speaker 1: think they do it knowing this is going to fucking
Speaker 1: lock their well.
Speaker 3: Do they understand?
Speaker 2: Like I think Taylor Swift she sits there and she goes, oh,
Speaker 2: he's gonna love this, and then she.
Speaker 1: Have to Like all celebrities, like surely they know that
Speaker 1: power every time they like because even sometimes like like
Speaker 1: where no one compared to Taylor Swift. But sometimes we
Speaker 1: will get like our Fate Socials team to like comment
Speaker 1: on a bunch of people's videos or like I don't know,
Speaker 1: like we even reply back to some people's comments, like
Speaker 1: oh my god, Fate replied to me, and it's like
Speaker 1: where no one dull like we are no one. But
Speaker 1: then for Taylor Swift to like people's videos or Kim
Speaker 1: Kardashian or whoever, like, surely they know like just she'd
Speaker 1: have to. Or do you think they just like like
Speaker 1: double taps wipe, double taps wipe and don't think anything
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: No. I think they definitely think about it. But I
Speaker 2: think it's a strategical line. When you're a celebrity that big,
Speaker 2: you have to be strategic with your likes, like you
Speaker 2: because if you like the wrong thing, you know, even
Speaker 2: I've seen people get canceled over liking other people's posts.
Speaker 2: Like someone will post something and then they'll be like,
Speaker 2: well that post was problematic, but look who liked it
Speaker 2: as well, and then suddenly all those people get canceled. Yeah,
Speaker 2: because people think that like liking a post means that
Speaker 2: you might agree with it. Yeah, sometimes I like posts
Speaker 2: that like that isn't my opinion, but I've like either
Speaker 2: laughed at it or something like that. I know sometimes
Speaker 2: as well. This one page posted like a carousel of
Speaker 2: ten images and the first image was quite problematic, but
Speaker 2: the fourth one made me laugh and I liked it.
Speaker 2: And someone messaged me and was like, why'd you like this?
Speaker 2: And I was like, oh, yeah, that looks bad. So
Speaker 2: there's just like this is the thing with the Internet people,
Speaker 2: there's so much context.
Speaker 1: This is what I'm also like Shirlice elebs On, like,
Speaker 1: I know you said that Tealerswift is managing her own
Speaker 1: like having her own Instagram account, but just with how
Speaker 1: easy it is to like something or how easy it
Speaker 1: is to follow someone, or how easy it is to repost,
Speaker 1: like especially on TikTok, like you hit that one button
Speaker 1: and it reposts to your page, like surely, Like I
Speaker 1: don't know if I was fucking Taylor Swift or anyone,
Speaker 1: I'd be too scared to like go on any Explore
Speaker 1: page or any reals.
Speaker 3: Page just in case.
Speaker 2: Yeah. True.
Speaker 1: And you know when we've seen celebrities in the past,
Speaker 1: like I think it was Billie Eilish at one point
Speaker 1: she was following no one for ages like zero, and
Speaker 1: then she randomly followed this one girl who was like
Speaker 1: I don't think she was even a creator or anything,
Speaker 1: or maybe she was like a micro influencer or whatever,
Speaker 1: but Billie Eilish had followed her, so then that was
Speaker 1: the only person that Billy Eilish was following. This girl's
Speaker 1: making all these videos, Like Billy Eilish followed me, but
Speaker 1: it was clearly like a mistake. And then after a
Speaker 1: certain amount of weeks maybe she noticed or her team
Speaker 1: notice and they unfed her. Yeah, like there's a lot
Speaker 1: at stake if you're a celeb scrolling on your phone literally,
Speaker 1: So anyway, I'm so glad to have Taylor Swift as
Speaker 1: a follower of a fan of yeah, a scroller of
Speaker 1: the pod and Taylor if she's listening, yeah.
Speaker 2: Dm me. Well, the first thing I thought when she
Speaker 2: liked my video was like, oh better DMR and say, hey,
Speaker 2: do you like my video? You want to be friends?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love it.
Speaker 2: What's the biggest celeb that's lacked one of your posts?
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift?
Speaker 3: No, sorry, I can't. I can't top that.
Speaker 1: Like I commented on Megan Trainer's video the other day
Speaker 1: on TikTok and she liked my comment.
Speaker 2: So I thought that was.
Speaker 3: Pretty like up there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you already know this, but like it's more
Speaker 1: you're a fan, like Bonnie McKee followed me back.
Speaker 2: Yeah TikTok, you know, he followed me the other day
Speaker 2: randomly is Sarah Milliken. She's like this huge comedian from
Speaker 2: the UK. I'm pretty sure, and I've like watched heaps
Speaker 2: of her stand up and she followed me after the
Speaker 2: other reel that I did. It's going viral at the
Speaker 2: moment about how that girl's like, would you rather the
Speaker 2: gogut or the biscuits? And I'm like, I'll take both.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, and someone copied your video.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, someone compted my video of that. And I
Speaker 2: was like, really, babes, like we're gonna we're gonna do
Speaker 2: this six hours after I postmine and pretend you came
Speaker 2: up with her. Okay, you boring standard. So yeah, that
Speaker 2: video went viral and then Sarah Milli can follow me,
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my goodness. And then I
Speaker 2: was like, how embarrassing. I've now got to follow her back,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Do we need to start like not a competition, but
Speaker 1: like a joint thing between us. Let's see like how
Speaker 1: many famous people we can get to interact with us.
Speaker 2: Okay, follow us stuff the screen time at the end
Speaker 2: of the video. Let's just let's level it up and
Speaker 2: what celebrities engage with us. This week. Yeah, okay, I
Speaker 2: feel like we could do that. Well, who's next on
Speaker 2: my hit list? Of done Taylor? There's not much bigger
Speaker 2: you can get than that. Might have to do Beyonce. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and Lady Lady Gaga, which, by the way, Gaga, just
Speaker 2: a little extra little tidbit for you. Her chromatica Ball
Speaker 2: just dropped around the world over the weekend. I haven't
Speaker 2: had a chance to watch yet. It's on stand in
Speaker 2: Australia if you're in Australian But what what is it?
Speaker 2: Chromatica Ball is a concert that she did like two
Speaker 2: years ago, and they made a film out of her,
Speaker 2: like a concert movie.
Speaker 3: I think she's hosting a ball.
Speaker 2: That's what she calls all her tours. So we had balls, well, yeah,
Speaker 2: we had the Monster ball, we had the Ball this
Speaker 2: Way ball, and then we had actually it was I
Speaker 2: think it was the art. I don't think aunt Rave
Speaker 2: was a ball. But anyway, ball as in like the
Speaker 2: not as in Bridgeton vibes, but as in like as
Speaker 2: in no, this is like New York City ball, like
Speaker 2: voguing ball, you know, like, nah, it's the whole thing
Speaker 2: I've got to teach you on. But anyway, it's this
Speaker 2: underground scene back when you know, you weren't allowed to
Speaker 2: be gay. They'd have these underground parties most of the
Speaker 2: time in New York and they'd call them a ball
Speaker 2: and it was very, very prominent in the black community
Speaker 2: in America, especially New York. And then they'd all go
Speaker 2: under ground and dress up and then they'd all vogue.
Speaker 2: That's where like voguing. I don't know if it's where
Speaker 2: voguing came from, but they'd do the voguing and the
Speaker 2: death drops and all the rest of that, and they'd
Speaker 2: all kind of compete in a way, and it was
Speaker 2: just like a safe space. And so Lady Gaga adopted
Speaker 2: that name as like a safe space for her little monsters.
Speaker 2: And she had the Monster Ball to begin with. I
Speaker 2: think she actually had the Fame Ball to begin with.
Speaker 2: But anyway, don't quote me on that. I'm taking that
Speaker 2: knowledge from about ten years ago, so that could be
Speaker 2: a bit iffy on the details there. But yeah, anyway,
Speaker 2: at the end of the concert movie, she announces she's
Speaker 2: got a new album coming. Oh, and it just says
Speaker 2: she does this little snippet a few words from this
Speaker 2: new song, and then on the screen it flashes LG
Speaker 2: seven as in Lady Gaga album number seven, and then
Speaker 2: it says Garga returns, and we don't know if Garga
Speaker 2: returns it's going to be the name of the album.
Speaker 2: I doubt it. I think it's just saying like Garga
Speaker 2: is returning soon. But there's a little fun fact that
Speaker 2: was almost my Royal flush of the week.
Speaker 1: Speaking of of Royal Flush of the week, let's get
Speaker 1: into it, Matt. I thought Taylor Swift liking your Real
Speaker 1: was gonna be your Royal Flush of the week. But
Speaker 1: I think that's like the royal flush of your life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, for sure, but you go first. Please, what's your
Speaker 2: Royal flush the week? Best thing you've seen on the internet?
Speaker 1: All right, Well, my Royal flush of the week is
Speaker 1: a TikTok account that I've been enjoying watching the videos
Speaker 1: of it. Just randomly shot up on my for you page,
Speaker 1: maybe even like two weeks ago. There's a guy in Australia.
Speaker 1: I don't actually know what his name is, but his
Speaker 1: username is basic Income Walk. Okay, he is walking the
Speaker 1: length of Australia. Oh for a non for profit.
Speaker 2: Oh nice.
Speaker 1: And there's a pinned video on his TikTok, like the
Speaker 1: only Pin video where he explains what basic income is,
Speaker 1: like that's the non for profit it's called basic Income.
Speaker 1: He garded in like down the very bottom corner of Victoria,
Speaker 1: and he's going all the way to the top.
Speaker 2: Like cans vibes, yes.
Speaker 1: And he's well, I don't know exactly where he's going,
Speaker 1: but just to the highest point from the lowest point.
Speaker 1: And he's doing a little vlog on his TikTok every
Speaker 1: single day of him just literally walking. And I just
Speaker 1: love the way that he is filming these videos. You
Speaker 1: will have to go and check it out, because I
Speaker 1: kin'd even play one for you because it just makes
Speaker 1: no sense to hear it.
Speaker 2: Is he walking in a straight line or taking roads.
Speaker 1: Taking roads, but he's also taking like a lot of bushwalks.
Speaker 2: I think I have actually seen this one. And then
Speaker 2: he'll set up and be like this is where I'm
Speaker 2: sleeping for the night.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, And he's wearing like sandals.
Speaker 1: He's wearing like but they're like walking sandals, and he
Speaker 1: looks like in his twenties, and I don't know, just
Speaker 1: something about the way he's filming these videos, Like I'm
Speaker 1: captured from the start to the finish, and he just
Speaker 1: does like two seconds two seconds, two seconds two seconds
Speaker 1: of like the view that he's looking at it might
Speaker 1: be like mountains and Kangaroo's going by a water fall,
Speaker 1: him walking through water.
Speaker 3: Just the way he's filming them is really cool.
Speaker 1: Like there's not much talking at all, or it might
Speaker 1: start with him going, you know, all right, day forty seven,
Speaker 1: let's go, and like then there's no talking for the
Speaker 1: rest of it, and.
Speaker 2: He doesn't really explain it no, and it.
Speaker 1: Just sounds and it's nature and like you're seeing all
Speaker 1: these landscapes of Australia that we don't really ever get
Speaker 1: to see.
Speaker 3: And he's built up a little community.
Speaker 1: He has fourteen thousand followers, and he has this Lincoln
Speaker 1: his bio to a map that you can see his
Speaker 1: live location on.
Speaker 2: Oh that is so fun that like he's worked.
Speaker 1: With a developer that they've made this map so you
Speaker 1: can click on it and you can see where exactly
Speaker 1: where he's walked and where.
Speaker 3: He is right now.
Speaker 1: And then I'm loving seeing the community get behind him
Speaker 1: because obviously everyone's following him and they're saying, when you
Speaker 1: get to Woongong, let me know. So then people are
Speaker 1: like taking him food, or people that own like hotels
Speaker 1: or whatever or little boutique hotel things like are giving
Speaker 1: him a free night accommodation. So then like every town
Speaker 1: he's going to, he's like getting a free meal or whatever.
Speaker 1: And it's just really fucking cool to watch. And I
Speaker 1: don't know something about his videos, they're just so relaxing.
Speaker 3: What are you going to say, Ellie producer Ellie here.
Speaker 4: I don't know if he saw, but on the weekend
Speaker 4: there was a guy that like, it looks like he
Speaker 4: fell down a cliff in the National Park and got
Speaker 4: stuck inside a cave and they had to like chop
Speaker 4: him out of the cave. That's that guy.
Speaker 2: What, No, No, No, it's not.
Speaker 4: I've just looked on his Instagram page and there's photos
Speaker 4: of him being chopped out, like airlifted out of the cave.
Speaker 4: And I remember on the weekend seeing news about it.
Speaker 4: I just thought it was a bushwalk and not someone
Speaker 4: walking across Australia somehow getting stuck in a tiny little
Speaker 4: cave on a cliff face like above the surf. So
Speaker 4: I don't know how he's fallen down the cliff and
Speaker 4: gotten stuck in there, but he was making headlines across
Speaker 4: the weekend and it's the same guy.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, oh yeah, because he's last video now
Speaker 1: is two days ago. And then I go to the
Speaker 1: comments and everyone's saying, hope you're good, mate, anxiously waiting
Speaker 1: for your next video.
Speaker 3: I hope you're all good.
Speaker 2: Twenty two hours on a cliff sounds rough like all
Speaker 2: the comments hours on a cliff.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope he's all right.
Speaker 2: Same. What a strange turn of events for this. I
Speaker 2: was like, what a humble little story. Isn't this just
Speaker 2: such a nice, lighthearted royal flush? And then boom, airlifted
Speaker 2: to hospital.
Speaker 1: Posting this from the Southerland Hospital bit of a misadventure yesterday.
Speaker 1: I've lost all my stuff, spent the night in a
Speaker 1: cave on a cliff and had to get airlifted out today.
Speaker 1: If you're in the Southerland South Sydney area, check Chuck
Speaker 1: me a message. He got rescued. So he looks all right.
Speaker 1: He's smiling in the photo anyway. I hope you're all right,
Speaker 1: my little buddy that I'm watching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sending love, sending light, sending positivity. No more caves
Speaker 2: thanks to I.
Speaker 3: Know he's quite the adventurer.
Speaker 1: Anyway, He's gone all the way up to the top
Speaker 1: and it's going to take him six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Nice.
Speaker 1: So I'm really looking forward to like watching that for
Speaker 1: the next six months.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I'm gonna give him a follow up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: My Royal Flush is completely opposite, fleet opposite. We've gone
Speaker 2: from airlifting to arrested baby, arrested for drugs baby?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what has gone on here?
Speaker 1: Because I literally saw this this morning on the TV. Yeah,
Speaker 1: as I was getting ready.
Speaker 2: So Nicki minaje since My Royal Flush, this is the
Speaker 2: best thing I've seen on the internet. Is because there's
Speaker 2: a specific part that's the best bit. So Nicki Minaj
Speaker 2: has been arrested in the Netherlands for possession of drugs.
Speaker 2: She had I think some weed, maybe some weed, pens weed?
Speaker 2: Is it not?
Speaker 3: Is it illegal over there?
Speaker 2: So I have bit iffy on the because as we were,
Speaker 2: as we're recording right now, it's still a bit if
Speaker 2: you're on all the details. But from my understanding, she
Speaker 2: was leaving the Netherlands with the weed and that's not allowed.
Speaker 2: So I think in the Netherlands you can because the
Speaker 2: Netherlands is where Amsterdam is am I wrong. I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Maybe I'm competing.
Speaker 1: Says Amsterdam is like the best place ever to go.
Speaker 2: Oh, I'd love it. Hello, we know I would go
Speaker 2: like twice.
Speaker 1: It's like we need to go to Amsterdam and you
Speaker 1: just like sit in the park and we know.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, but that that is so me.
Speaker 2: I'm like I do it like legally, I'm like all
Speaker 2: about it. We all know that you want to do drugs,
Speaker 2: all of them, like probably just that one. But anyway, okay,
Speaker 2: anyway is Amsterdam in the Netherlands. I'm not sure who knows?
Speaker 3: Who's not a geography post.
Speaker 2: We didn't get here for our atars, all right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've googled. We've gone and google you all of the Netherlands.
Speaker 2: There you go, everyone, you learn something new every day.
Speaker 2: Everyone remember this forever.
Speaker 3: Amsterdam is a capital of the Netherlands.
Speaker 2: So obviously it says best things to do Anne frank
Speaker 2: House and Van Goff Museum, Van go Museum, Nice and
Speaker 2: Vondell Park. That's probably the one aj was in she
Speaker 2: got arrested. Now, from my understanding, as I was trying
Speaker 2: to say, is I think yes in the Netherlands, it's legal,
Speaker 2: but then she was trying to take it out of
Speaker 2: the Netherlands, which is illegal, so she's got arrested. She
Speaker 2: was having a show in Manchester in the UK and
Speaker 2: only a few hours before she was arrested, so all
Speaker 2: the fans were in the stadium waiting for the concert outright, yeah,
Speaker 2: waiting for the concert to go on. And then so
Speaker 2: there are two parts of this royal flush. One is
Speaker 2: when all the fans heard about this happening and she'd
Speaker 2: been arrested, they'd come over the speakers and said, look,
Speaker 2: this show might not be going ahead, but we're hoping
Speaker 2: Nicki will be able to make it. All the rest
Speaker 2: of it, they started chanting free Nicki, Free Nicki Nikky,
Speaker 2: like the whole stadium being like, let her go so
Speaker 2: she can come and do this concert. So that was
Speaker 2: just like hilarious to see tiktoks of that online. But
Speaker 2: then also the other big royal flush for me is
Speaker 2: she live streamed on Instagram her getting arrested. She's gone
Speaker 2: live on Instagram. Haven't listened to this. Here's a little
Speaker 2: clip from her live stream for what why am I
Speaker 2: going here? Well, yeah, you're on a arrest. I'm the police,
Speaker 2: I'm the deputy of Zibobo prosecutor. We were bringing to
Speaker 2: the police station. Yes for what you can go because
Speaker 2: you're I'm so sorry. But imagine your first thought when
Speaker 2: you're getting arrested to be going to go live. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna go live on Instagram?
Speaker 3: Is that a very hurt thing to do?
Speaker 2: Yeah, she will live stream anything basically, but like, imagine
Speaker 2: being in that situation, Like imagine being arrested.
Speaker 1: People like imagine her pr people opening their phone.
Speaker 2: She probably doesn't even have any christ just see that.
Speaker 1: She's live being arrested with police. They would go into
Speaker 1: fucking meltdown. I'll tell you what I just thought as well.
Speaker 1: You know how you said people were saying free Nikki.
Speaker 1: Have you ever stopped and thought about celebrity's actual names
Speaker 1: and the fact that, like their celebrity star name is
Speaker 1: so powerful compared to their actual name, Like her name
Speaker 1: is Niki.
Speaker 2: But her actual name is Onika. Ah.
Speaker 1: I think this all the time, Like Nicki Minaj, Kim Kardashian,
Speaker 1: like Kim Kardashian's name is Kim, like her name is Kim,
Speaker 1: Like their celebrity name really fucking makes him because her
Speaker 1: name is just Kim.
Speaker 2: But like, then you've got Beyonce. Beyonce's name is Beyonce. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's pretty cool. Madonna. Madonna's name is Madonna, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? But then, what's so weird Madonna's name
Speaker 2: is Madonna, isn't it? Just don't know. But what's so
Speaker 2: weird to me is like Beyonce and Madonna are named
Speaker 2: that from birth, and I'm kind of like imagine, like,
Speaker 2: who else in the world is called Madonna.
Speaker 1: I'm sure there's a lot of people, especially from back
Speaker 1: when she was famous. I reckon, heaps of people had kids.
Speaker 1: By the way, speaking of having kids, did you hear
Speaker 1: that Sophia Richie had her baby?
Speaker 2: I don't know who that is.
Speaker 3: She went out with.
Speaker 1: Scott Dissick and now she's going out with some rich guy.
Speaker 2: Sophia Richie goals. But she was hanging out with the Kardashians,
Speaker 2: you know her. I haven't kept up with them in
Speaker 2: a while though.
Speaker 1: Well, she was going out with Scott Dissick, remember, and
Speaker 1: she's like really young and whatever.
Speaker 3: Then she left him and got with this guy that
Speaker 3: she's with.
Speaker 1: They just like and they're very rich, very very very
Speaker 1: wealthy and she Nicole Richie's sister.
Speaker 3: There you go, oh.
Speaker 2: Okay, and daughter of Line or Richie. Yeah, I'm still
Speaker 2: not following.
Speaker 1: But she had her baby, and in this world that
Speaker 1: we're living in of celebrities like calling their baby's weird name,
Speaker 1: she called her baby Luise, just normal name.
Speaker 2: It's nice, lovely, And I sort.
Speaker 1: Did talk of a girl, saying before I found out
Speaker 1: the name of the baby, I saw this girl.
Speaker 3: I don't know if she was Australian, but she was
Speaker 3: on TikTok.
Speaker 1: She was like, Sophia Richie just had a baby, and
Speaker 1: she chose my name that I've been wanting to use forever,
Speaker 1: and now that's going to become the most popular name.
Speaker 3: Everyone's going to use it.
Speaker 1: And I'm thinking, oh great, it's some random, really unique name.
Speaker 1: It's fucking Elouise, Like that name's been around forever.
Speaker 2: What do you mean? So was she Australian there or
Speaker 2: you don't know, because I'm like I knew it. My
Speaker 2: sister's name's el Eloise. I think the girl was Australian.
Speaker 1: She didn't say what the name was, but she was
Speaker 1: like sad, I know, but she's like sad, thinking this
Speaker 1: is going to be really popular now because of Sophia.
Speaker 1: You're rich in im here. I am thinking, great, what's
Speaker 1: this name, like Cornerstone.
Speaker 3: Or something random?
Speaker 1: And then I go on it Eloise, I'm like that
Speaker 1: it's already been yeah. Nice anyway, that's like a celebrity
Speaker 1: that's used a normal name.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Eloise, Samantha nice.
Speaker 2: You like it? You like it, Samantha. Very traditional names,
Speaker 2: aren't they. But you're right though, Like Kim Kardashian being
Speaker 2: Kim is so funny to me because Courtney Kardashian's name
Speaker 2: is just Courtney. Yeah, but my Arnie's name is Kim.
Speaker 2: But same with Kylie Minogue. Her name is everyone's like
Speaker 2: Kylie Jenner, like my Arnie Kylie Kylie as well, and
Speaker 2: I'm like it's but then also Kylie Minogue. So it's the.
Speaker 3: Last name and the whole thing that makes a celebrity.
Speaker 2: Like people look at me. For example, my name is Matthew.
Speaker 2: I'm using the government name. No wonder, I created this
Speaker 2: whole persona online of all right, Hey, Australia's glemos on
Speaker 2: because I wanted to steer as far away from Matthew.
Speaker 1: I know. Sometimes when I say to like AJ or
Speaker 1: like someone at work when I say, oh, Matt did this,
Speaker 1: Like who.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Matty. I've made people follow me for ten years
Speaker 2: and still message me and be like I've been following
Speaker 2: you since like twenty fifteen and I did not know
Speaker 2: your name was Matt. That doesn't happen as often anymore
Speaker 2: because now I've kind of put it in my like
Speaker 2: bios and stuff like that, because the problem is with
Speaker 2: like traditional media, they just have no idea. It happened
Speaker 2: when I was like going when I remember when I
Speaker 2: was like the first person in Australia to have COVID.
Speaker 2: No remember, I was well, I was the first person
Speaker 2: in Australia who had a follow it to have COVID,
Speaker 2: and all eyes were on me and I had Channel
Speaker 2: seven outside trying to get an interview from my balcony.
Speaker 2: They found my address. God knows how they were calling me.
Speaker 2: God knows how they got my mobile number like all
Speaker 2: the rest of it. And I remember being like, you know,
Speaker 2: I got so much media attention then that they were
Speaker 2: all calling me Matt Hay though, So I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that name.
Speaker 3: The name is Matt.
Speaker 2: I've got to put my name even sometimes.
Speaker 1: When I talk about you on my store or if
Speaker 1: I'm like write something on the screen, like I feel
Speaker 1: like I can't just write Matt, Yeah, I can't. Like
Speaker 1: this morning, I said I'm waiting for Matt when I
Speaker 1: did a story, and people gonna know who I'm talking about.
Speaker 2: Surely, But then see saying I'm waiting for alright Hay.
Speaker 2: It's just too unconventional. So it's like this weird limbo
Speaker 2: that I'm in of, Like the name all Right Hay
Speaker 2: is like, so I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Have all Right Hay forever.
Speaker 2: Well, I think about when you're forty something doing content,
Speaker 2: we like we can we can, we can brainstorm a rebrand.
Speaker 2: I think. I think like the thing is remembered. All
Speaker 2: Right Hay never was meant to be my name. It's
Speaker 2: what people called me, Like obviously the channel name was
Speaker 2: all Right Hay, but I was always Matt. And then
Speaker 2: about three months into doing YouTube, I remember someone coming
Speaker 2: up to meet the shops and going, are you all
Speaker 2: right Hey? And then that happened a few more times
Speaker 2: and I was like, oh my god, everyone thinks I'm
Speaker 2: alright Hay. So then I had to like adopt it
Speaker 2: at the time and I really leant into it and
Speaker 2: now I'm like, you know, I would love to, but
Speaker 2: also Matt is just like not very unique, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Like, I think it's something a bit
Speaker 2: more us.
Speaker 1: If you're gonna have to rebrand and change your name
Speaker 1: like legally, well I.
Speaker 2: Think I'll just wait till I get married. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't.
Speaker 1: Know, like you know, are you're gonna put it on
Speaker 1: your tombstone like your name or is it going to
Speaker 1: be all right?
Speaker 3: Hey, I think it was Australia's biggest glamor.
Speaker 2: I think it would be like a real name and
Speaker 2: then in quotations all right, hey, your status big glamazone.
Speaker 2: But also even we should talk about rebranding actually in
Speaker 2: our Close Brew.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've got to talk about I've got a few
Speaker 1: rebrands that I've spotted lately from Australian businesses and brands,
Speaker 1: so we can talk about that.
Speaker 2: As well, because I've got some questions for you as
Speaker 2: as a as a brand owner. I've got some questions
Speaker 2: because it's actually been something i've been thinking about, this
Speaker 2: whole transition sort of thing. But we'll get to that
Speaker 2: on Friday in our Close Friends episode. So make sure
Speaker 2: you stick around for that. But anyway, the point is
Speaker 2: Nicki Minaja's concert was ended up and canceled. She took
Speaker 2: too long getting over. Everyone had to exit, and everyone
Speaker 2: had to exit. And here's the kicker. They're all getting
Speaker 2: a refund. There's not even a reschedule. It's just it's.
Speaker 3: Good at least. I feel like when you hear concert cancelations,
Speaker 3: like people are usually.
Speaker 2: Like, give us our money back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's good at least they' getting it back.
Speaker 3: But that's a bummer. Yeah, imagine all the outfits.
Speaker 1: They would have spent money on an accommodation and flights
Speaker 1: and all that fucking shit.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't get a refund on that.
Speaker 2: No, but hopefully, but I think i'd I'd prefer to
Speaker 2: see the concert though. Yeah, I prefer a rescheduling, but
Speaker 2: unfortunately it just got canceled. But hopefully she comes to
Speaker 2: Australia soon. I'm very excited. I know we've heard some
Speaker 2: rumblings in the media this week that Beyonce is coming.
Speaker 3: I did hear.
Speaker 2: Oh, everyone's shut up.
Speaker 3: She really is and she's too good for us.
Speaker 2: Honestly, here's the thing. Every six months, some stupid Melbourne
Speaker 2: radio show goes Beyonce's Coming, Beyonce's coming to Australia. Everyone
Speaker 2: Beyonce is coming, and the world goes into pandemonium and
Speaker 2: everyone in Australia is like, Beyonce's coming. Where is the
Speaker 2: proof if you actually listen to it? They go, Ah,
Speaker 2: the stadium's booked in October, so it must be Beyonce.
Speaker 2: It's probably Ed Sheeran. Let's not get our hopes up.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, poor Ed?
Speaker 3: But what did he do to you?
Speaker 2: I bought a ticket to his concert to see Barcelona
Speaker 2: played live. He didn't even bloody sing it. Then he
Speaker 2: sung it the next night in Brisbane. So see when
Speaker 2: he brought out Eminem? No so hot he is? He is?
Speaker 2: Ellie go Google girl? Can you please get up photos.
Speaker 1: Eminem's daughter Hayley just got married to who her husband?
Speaker 2: I don't know who she is.
Speaker 1: He shung about her in all of her babes.
Speaker 2: I was, I'm a little faggot, like I wasn't listening
Speaker 2: to Eminem hot? Like I went to an Eminem concert though?
Speaker 5: Did you like?
Speaker 1: Maybe more so like these days? But it's like his
Speaker 1: stage presence and stuff makes him like really hot.
Speaker 2: See you can see it. I'm loving early by the
Speaker 2: way that you typed in Eminem shirtless, just to really
Speaker 2: get the point across to me, it's not even him
Speaker 2: with no shirt on. He's just hot.
Speaker 1: And also like, look up now Eminem's daughter's wedding. He
Speaker 1: looks the same age as he's looked our whole life.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, let's have a look at some recent photos.
Speaker 2: But I'll tell you what he's got. The black hair. Now,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. He looks like, a skinny Adam Sadler.
Speaker 2: But that is your type, isn't it. See I'm looking
Speaker 2: at Eminem thinking is that the husband or Eminem?
Speaker 1: That's Eminem.
Speaker 2: He looks good for his ass. But look at this
Speaker 2: photo here, Yeah, that one? What's that one? Yeah, that's
Speaker 2: not a good hat.
Speaker 3: I don't like that hat.
Speaker 2: Comes down to the hat, I will say, in his
Speaker 2: young years, those photos that we were just looking at
Speaker 2: from back in you know, the two thousands. I'm looking
Speaker 2: at him thinking, God, he's very Newcastle.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's why I like him.
Speaker 1: And also like, here is a photo of Eminem his daughter, Hailey.
Speaker 1: Remember when he sung about Haley in his songs, like
Speaker 1: now she's all grown up?
Speaker 3: And married. But imagine the pressure on this poor husband if.
Speaker 1: He fucks up. Eminem is his father in law. Like,
Speaker 1: there is no fucking up. You will get a whole
Speaker 1: album written about you.
Speaker 2: By the way, I suggest all our scrollers, the husband's
Speaker 2: hot too. I was going to say, look up the
Speaker 2: photos for the wedding because the husband. I mean, when
Speaker 2: you've got Eminem and the husband standing there, who are
Speaker 2: you saying's hotter? Oh? Come on, that's so easy.
Speaker 1: It's the Yeah, I feel like, looks why is the
Speaker 1: husband more my type?
Speaker 3: But it's Eminem.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Like there's a lot of other factors that come into Eminem.
Speaker 2: I don't get the appeal. But he did put on
Speaker 2: a great show. I did go to his concert.
Speaker 3: When was that.
Speaker 2: It was an outdoor concert, so it would have been
Speaker 2: at a stadium of some sort. How long ago I
Speaker 2: would say, like sometime between twenty twelve and twenty fifteen. Maybe,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: Invite me.
Speaker 2: We got free tickets, so yeah, we didn't. I wasn't
Speaker 2: going to anyway.
Speaker 3: Love Eminem, love you well, Matt. It appears there is
Speaker 3: a scam.
Speaker 2: Okay, everything is a scam.
Speaker 1: Everything, and this scam is laser hair removal. So all
Speaker 1: of you out there who get laser hair removal, I'm
Speaker 1: sure you will find this video relevant that I saw
Speaker 1: on TikTok.
Speaker 5: Laser hair removal companies need to literally explain themselves because
Speaker 5: at this point, I think we're all realizing that it
Speaker 5: was a scam, a pair of a scheme.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 5: I have never met a single person who was satisfied
Speaker 5: with their laser hair removal. I myself literally probably went
Speaker 5: to like eleven sessions and it did something for like
Speaker 5: while I was doing it.
Speaker 2: Now two years later, girl, I might.
Speaker 5: As well never have even done it, because the situation
Speaker 5: is right back where it was.
Speaker 3: So this is what everyone's talking about in social media.
Speaker 2: I've seen a lot about this lately.
Speaker 1: And I myself have never had laser hair removal.
Speaker 2: Neither of I. But I think the premisere right that
Speaker 2: they said ten years ago laser hair remember was like
Speaker 2: you only need six I remember.
Speaker 1: When it came out in high school, and like one
Speaker 1: of my friends in high school, she was really quite hairy,
Speaker 1: like she had really thick, dark hair. So she was
Speaker 1: the girl in like year eight that like was going
Speaker 1: to get laser and I remember that coming out and
Speaker 1: her saying like I only need to get like eight
Speaker 1: sessions or whatever and then it's all gone.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's been a thing for ten years.
Speaker 3: It's been a lot longer.
Speaker 1: Than ten years, Matty Ate, that's like fucking how long ago?
Speaker 3: Who knows how long ago?
Speaker 1: But yeah, the general consensus is and it maybe some
Speaker 1: of our scrollers who get laser can let us know,
Speaker 1: have any of you gone to get laser on whatever
Speaker 1: area of your body and you've gone and got your
Speaker 1: eight sessions or your ten and then has your hair
Speaker 1: actually been gone and never come back? Yeah, because people
Speaker 1: that I know that get laser have been getting it
Speaker 1: for years. Like make it make sense, Like isn't it
Speaker 1: meant to get rid of the hairs?
Speaker 2: But it's the thing. It's hard to talk about this
Speaker 2: because I've never obviously had laser. You've never had laser, Ellie,
Speaker 2: have you had laser? You have had layser? What's your
Speaker 2: experience with laser?
Speaker 4: Okay, producer Ellie here, I did get laser when I
Speaker 4: was in high school, which is like a long time ago.
Speaker 4: I never since I got it, so maybe I had
Speaker 4: four sessions around the body, you know, and there's certain
Speaker 4: areas I'll talk about and won't, but on my underarms
Speaker 4: I have never had to really shave them since.
Speaker 3: Oh good see.
Speaker 1: But then the theory is because they're saying now that
Speaker 1: these laser places now apparently they do it really lightly
Speaker 1: on purpose, and like people are speculating that maybe they're
Speaker 1: doing it not at its full potential to keep the
Speaker 1: clients coming back. And then I saw another video of
Speaker 1: a girl saying she'd been going to this one place
Speaker 1: for years, and when she would go to get it done,
Speaker 1: let's say it was on her leg or underarm, like
Speaker 1: within two seconds, like it was done. And then she
Speaker 1: went to this new place eventually, and then the lady
Speaker 1: did it really slow and like took her time with it,
Speaker 1: and she said, oh, why is that taken so long?
Speaker 1: Like the place I usually go, Like it just like
Speaker 1: did and it's done. And then she had this theory
Speaker 1: that maybe they were trying to like rip her off.
Speaker 4: I feel like I went when it was first, like
Speaker 4: you had to go. It was like you didn't just
Speaker 4: walk into somewhere at Westfield. I went to a proper
Speaker 4: like cosmetic place. That's when I got it done first.
Speaker 4: I've since gone and tried to get it done on
Speaker 4: my legs, like one of those kind of walking you
Speaker 4: know you yeah, like buy three packs.
Speaker 2: For fifty whatever it is, yeap.
Speaker 4: And if I showed you my legs, like there is
Speaker 4: a lot of hair on my legs, I didn't work
Speaker 4: on my legs with my underarms from way back in
Speaker 4: the day at work.
Speaker 1: Maybe the technology has cheapened out or become more scammy.
Speaker 2: I reckon you're onto something with that. They're like lowering
Speaker 2: the voltage or whatever.
Speaker 3: In order to keep them coming back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because it does make sense, like like if Ellie's
Speaker 2: under arms are done and she's never had to shave
Speaker 2: them again. Well, if you do that to everyone, you're
Speaker 2: gonna run out of people, right, because not everyone also
Speaker 2: is gonna get laser. I do, I do. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm obviously just making this up out of my own brain,
Speaker 2: but surely it's niche because like I mean, it's not
Speaker 2: something that everyone talks about. But not many people that
Speaker 2: I know get laser. In fact, coming to mind, like
Speaker 2: like I know people who get regular waxes. I don't
Speaker 2: know many people who get regular laser. I did have
Speaker 2: one friend who's a guy who got laser on his
Speaker 2: face for a while and it definitely like helped with
Speaker 2: hair growing back slower. But like now if he doesn't
Speaker 2: shave for two weeks, like he gets a lot of
Speaker 2: hair on his face. Because my thing is the only
Speaker 2: laser that I really would want or need is on
Speaker 2: my face because wearing makeup and having to shave like
Speaker 2: today for the pod, Like couldn't be bother shaving because
Speaker 2: why would I so, but when I did my shows
Speaker 2: the other week, like shaving every day, it took a
Speaker 2: harrowing toll on my skin. That would Yeah, shaving and
Speaker 2: especially your face. Your skin's so sensitive on the face.
Speaker 2: And then also but I heard that a man's face
Speaker 2: is the like what was the way to put it? Like,
Speaker 2: it's the most excruciating pain get to get on a
Speaker 2: male face. That's like as painful as it can get.
Speaker 2: And my pain threshold is very low, Like I am
Speaker 2: always like things that shouldn't hurt me. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: you know, so I was always too scared to get it.
Speaker 2: But if I could, I would get I would get
Speaker 2: laser on my face. Maybe need to try it out, Yeah,
Speaker 2: maybe just one session, see how it goes. But also
Speaker 2: I'm scared. That's my face, like what happens if you know,
Speaker 2: something goes wrong, and that's my face ruined, not the thing.
Speaker 1: I have my eyebrows tattooed, and it's from I want
Speaker 1: to say seven years ago or eight years ago, and
Speaker 1: it's faded a lot, but I remember when I got
Speaker 1: it done. It was meant to be temporary, like semi
Speaker 1: permanent or whatever they call it, and like seven or
Speaker 1: eight years later, like it's still there, and then I
Speaker 1: want to get it taken out just because like it's
Speaker 1: barely there. But it is kind of thing, and there's
Speaker 1: two ways that you can have it removed. You can
Speaker 1: have it laysered off like a laser tattoo removal kind
Speaker 1: of thing, but for your face. Or they can inject
Speaker 1: saline into the skin and then it pushes the diet out.
Speaker 1: But they inject the saline and then they have to
Speaker 1: cut your skin so that it can like come out.
Speaker 1: I just purely so that's I went to like a
Speaker 1: laser place near us and they just do like a
Speaker 1: little test thing like for you to feel it and
Speaker 1: also to see. So they just did like the tail
Speaker 1: of my eyebrow, and it didn't make a difference because
Speaker 1: it's another one of those things where you have to
Speaker 1: like go back a few times. But even then, like
Speaker 1: I haven't gone back, Like I could go back and
Speaker 1: then like start this sessions and you do so many
Speaker 1: to lighten it. But I just think, like, surely having
Speaker 1: lasers near our fucking eyes cannot be good for me.
Speaker 1: Like that's what I'm scared of it, even though it's
Speaker 1: like a different laser. Yeah, you do, you put on
Speaker 1: the little goggles, but even then I'm like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: like I'm too scared to go not for the fact
Speaker 1: that it's a laser, but like the fact that it's
Speaker 1: near my eyes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it freaks me out.
Speaker 3: So I haven't gone back.
Speaker 2: Did it hurt?
Speaker 1: It felt like a rubber band flicking against your Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what everyone says, So yeah, that's exact feeling.
Speaker 2: Like literally, See then I'm like, you know, people who
Speaker 2: get their certain areas, certain private areas of their body lasered,
Speaker 2: I'm thinking you're getting your You're getting that hit with
Speaker 2: a rubber band. I mean, maybe it feels good to
Speaker 2: some people, I don't know.
Speaker 1: But the other thing for me as well, Matt, like
Speaker 1: as everyone knows, like I don't think I'm fucking better
Speaker 1: than the next person or whatever when it comes to
Speaker 1: having a social media following online, But when I do
Speaker 1: go places, it's pretty common that people will know who
Speaker 1: I am, and so I don't. I don't have a story,
Speaker 1: but I'm avoiding a story because say, for example, I'm
Speaker 1: going to a nail salon or I go get my
Speaker 1: eyebrows wax somewhere, like the chances, especially with young women
Speaker 1: working in the clinic or whatever, they're gonna know who
Speaker 1: I am. And so the reason why I've never gone
Speaker 1: to get laser down there is because I'm I cannot
Speaker 1: fucking imagine taking off my undies in front of someone
Speaker 1: that fucking follows me online and them staring at my
Speaker 1: vagina and then them friends going Britney Saunders came in
Speaker 1: today and I did laser on her vagina.
Speaker 2: And they're making a TikTok here's a story about how
Speaker 2: I lasered Britney Lee Saunda's vagina.
Speaker 1: No, I couldn't, And that's why I have never gone
Speaker 1: to get laser in that area for that fucking reason.
Speaker 2: Then my thing is, let's think about some of the big,
Speaker 2: big celebs and private people sure we name anyone, because
Speaker 2: I feel like it was like it's like it's a
Speaker 2: bit weird to be talking about some celebs parts. But
Speaker 2: just imagine, like, just think of a big celebrity scrollers. Okay,
Speaker 2: well if Kim's getting laser on her.
Speaker 3: Bumhole, well well they do hear bumhole too.
Speaker 2: I think Kim's more of a bleachert bleached, surely, but they.
Speaker 1: Would have private people that work for them that just
Speaker 1: do that, and then it would it would feel they'd
Speaker 1: have to sign a fucking contract.
Speaker 2: Imagine that being that person though. Imagine being that person.
Speaker 2: I think a bleaching Kim Kardashians.
Speaker 1: But I think anyone that is in that industry, and
Speaker 1: if any of you are laser they call it technicians.
Speaker 3: I don't know, like.
Speaker 1: That's just their job, the same way a surgeon's job
Speaker 1: is just a surgeon. Like, I don't think they would
Speaker 1: look at it that way. Yeah, surely, but still I
Speaker 1: don't want one of my fucking scrollers looking at my asshole.
Speaker 2: Pull on the skins and I listen to the pod.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I imagine imagine, imagine imagine being there
Speaker 2: and get see what's worse. Instead of them being like,
Speaker 2: oh hey, straight away. What would be worse is if
Speaker 2: picture this. You're laying there, she's laser in the vagina,
Speaker 2: and then Spotify changes to the next and it's our
Speaker 2: it's our pod, I'm gonna high scholars podcast. Imagine of
Speaker 2: your favorite group chat and you're getting flicked with a
Speaker 2: rubber band while you're listening to your own and what
Speaker 2: do you do? What do you say? No? I can't
Speaker 2: mortifying honestly, But anyway, that's a that's an interesting point.
Speaker 2: What a shame you've got a following so you can't
Speaker 2: get your vagina? I don't know what a shame.
Speaker 1: Well, another episode done, and I really enjoyed this episode.
Speaker 2: Matt me too. I think it was a really fun one.
Speaker 2: It's because, as I said at the start, my egoes
Speaker 2: through the roof. I'm in a good mood.
Speaker 3: Than she gonna have to like your videos every week?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely. Hey, I got a notification earlier today. My
Speaker 2: screen time remember last week, all the week before it
Speaker 2: was very low.
Speaker 5: Oh.
Speaker 1: I had someone DM me that said that their screen
Speaker 1: time was.
Speaker 3: Like two hours.
Speaker 1: Nice and she said it was because she's like studying
Speaker 1: and like doing all.
Speaker 3: This sorts of stuff.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, fair enough, gardening. I think so I was interested,
Speaker 2: love that for you. We did post a video on
Speaker 2: TikTok about the things I said about nurses, which as
Speaker 2: soon as as soon as that, fuck I know, because
Speaker 2: for those who don't know, we don't run. We don't
Speaker 2: run the high scrollers. Brittany and I don't run the
Speaker 2: high scrollers. TikTok account noverdes So they just go a
Speaker 2: bit rogue and post whatever they want. They post what
Speaker 2: they think is going to get the best reaction from people.
Speaker 2: And of course I've gone on and the thing with
Speaker 2: podcast clips is so many of the times out of
Speaker 2: context of the episode. Fuck, I sound like a twitch
Speaker 2: like I just sound ridiculous that anyway, all the nurses
Speaker 2: in the comments going, we actually don't go and scroll
Speaker 2: all on our phones. We actually are saving lives. I
Speaker 2: get it, babe.
Speaker 1: I wait, no, someone said, Isabelle said, nurse here, I'm
Speaker 1: currently scrolling at work.
Speaker 2: I love that, Thank you, Isabelle. But yeah, everyone was like, yeah,
Speaker 2: too busy actually doing work to be able to scroll.
Speaker 2: Because I'm sorry if you're a nurse who does your job.
Speaker 2: But I'm still sure that there are some out there
Speaker 2: like Isabelle who are you know, go for a little
Speaker 2: bit too long of a toilet break and they're in
Speaker 2: there scrolling. Anyway, my screen time this week went up
Speaker 2: and I got it, probably.
Speaker 3: Bad because I was sick for like two to three days.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, said. It was up forty percent last week
Speaker 2: for an average of eight hours and eleven minutes a day.
Speaker 2: Still pretty good, I reckon, Still pretty low?
Speaker 3: Where do I see it again?
Speaker 2: Oh? Who cares? Again? I just want to talk about me?
Speaker 3: Okay, Well that's it.
Speaker 2: Everyone. Make sure you rate us five stars and leave
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Speaker 2: on all the notifications. I'm sure you've already done it.
Speaker 2: But if you knew here, port your lives out honestly
Speaker 2: where you're being bitch, you can follow us everywhere else.
Speaker 3: For me, just search Britney Sanders and.
Speaker 2: For me just search all right, hey, anyway, Joe, or
Speaker 2: you just search Matt Matt search. That might work. You'll
Speaker 2: come up with a hundred other boring bitches before me. Anyway,
Speaker 2: d'la better let you go. I've got to go get
Speaker 2: my vagina lazers