Speaker 1: Good morning. Now then wake wait.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence, We'll start your morning the right.
Speaker 3: Away to be great.
Speaker 4: This is Jason Lauren on Melvin's Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 1: Good morning and happy that Friday. Good morning everybody, Good morning,
Speaker 1: mister stand Away, Good morning Melbourne. We are minus loss
Speaker 1: again so Monday morning, hopefully she will be back. But
Speaker 1: we are missing your queen. We hope she's doing okay,
Speaker 1: Yeah we are. Hey. Happy Friday.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Happy Friday to you Jason Melbourne as well, which.
Speaker 1: Is Brady Executive.
Speaker 5: You can't go this hard this early.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, happy Friday, Happy Friday. Hit the button,
Speaker 1: hit the button, hit to hit the button.
Speaker 5: A bit like port Adelaide last night, fail fire shot
Speaker 5: some fine, he's not he's not interesting.
Speaker 1: He's not even going to take a morning to us.
Speaker 1: That's like, that's not sportsmanship.
Speaker 5: So Brody our executive producer Barracks for the Power.
Speaker 1: Here's their song shot that's the wrong one. The I'm
Speaker 1: so so, I don't think God.
Speaker 5: Unto the Bomber supporters out there, first win of twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five Brain the Expense of the Power, it really did.
Speaker 1: What was the mood like at Marvel last night. You
Speaker 1: have to hit the button. We can't hit the button.
Speaker 1: We can't, we can't. We can't hear if you can
Speaker 1: hit the button. And I think you have to hit
Speaker 1: the button. I'm hitting the button. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 1: Try that. You maybe get up, come in, okay, watch this,
Speaker 1: watches watch this is great case getting up? Hey's walking in.
Speaker 5: I don't think you should be toying with him this early.
Speaker 6: Hello, I hate Lessendon?
Speaker 5: Okay much, that's so much? What what time?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you stay right till the end of the match,
Speaker 1: because there was hope? Oh, there was still about last
Speaker 1: three minutes and then it's like I'd probably run for
Speaker 1: the train.
Speaker 6: There was seven minutes to go and it was over.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it was done.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What was the train ride with a few of your brethren?
Speaker 1: He does love the train at the best of times.
Speaker 1: It was groom.
Speaker 6: They're just not very we'll just say pleasant supporters.
Speaker 1: They you go spin on people. I don't think you
Speaker 1: guys can talk.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but they're just not very accepting.
Speaker 7: And the whole time and they you don't hear a
Speaker 7: word from them until they win, which is the sign
Speaker 7: of a.
Speaker 1: Can I check did you wear Gavin Wengerdeen.
Speaker 6: Had a polo and a hat on.
Speaker 5: Right, So you dressed up.
Speaker 1: Shoes, do we go?
Speaker 5: I'm not talking to either of you.
Speaker 1: Alrighty mate?
Speaker 5: Happy producing today. I had a good day for it.
Speaker 5: Oh he's going to be a filthy mood.
Speaker 1: Ah.
Speaker 5: Anyway, it is Friday and let's celebrate it being Friday. Jason,
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, good mood. I'm in another playful move.
Speaker 1: Actually today Nick, the Wizard Watson is coming in after
Speaker 1: eight this morning. Oh my god. They've got a.
Speaker 5: Big match this weekend against the Giants. Now that's been
Speaker 5: played in lon Sesston because they've still got the deal
Speaker 5: in Tasmania, oh, where they played a lot of their
Speaker 5: home games. So the Wizard's hopping on the plane.
Speaker 1: Now. Remember last week he was in this kid's only
Speaker 1: twenty second year playing first grade AFL. Last week when
Speaker 1: he was in here, we said, hey, coming up next
Speaker 1: Melanie see from the Spice Girls. Nick had no idea
Speaker 1: what we're talking. He thought it was a movie. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: so coming up this morning, we're going to do a
Speaker 1: bit of a generation test. It's good now, how's this right?
Speaker 1: Yesterday we got for him, Well you'd left and I
Speaker 1: was saying to the producing team left. I obviously stuck
Speaker 1: around for the meetings everything, and.
Speaker 5: Then he will come alone.
Speaker 1: And I said, oh, look, let's find some nineties movies,
Speaker 1: TV shows, you know. Yeah, and I said, oh, show
Speaker 1: me the money. Yes, like, let's get that audio grab,
Speaker 1: we'll play it. And then I looked at the team
Speaker 1: and I was like, you know, Jerry maguire, who hadn't
Speaker 1: seen it gen Z at twelve years to do Saturday,
Speaker 1: wait for it. She looked and she goes, is that
Speaker 1: Eddie's brother? No, Jerry McGuire hearing that is not Eddie's brother.
Speaker 5: He might have yelled that at Millionaire when he was
Speaker 5: doing show me the Money, Nick.
Speaker 1: There wasn't once and in after eight we got money
Speaker 1: to go. This morning, let's get into it. This is Nova.
Speaker 1: Good morning. It is Jason Lauren Clints here as well,
Speaker 1: although were minus laws this morning. Hopefully back on Monday,
Speaker 1: big shout out to her. Hey, we're staying on the
Speaker 1: air today till we give away the five k as well.
Speaker 5: Oh it must go.
Speaker 1: It's our crazy runout sale, five thousand dollars coming up guaranteed. Okay, yep,
Speaker 1: after seventh morning, we will do that.
Speaker 5: Hey, j Sum an early one for those on the
Speaker 5: road thirteen twenty four to ten. I want to know
Speaker 5: Melbourne's best pub. Give it a shout out. The reason
Speaker 5: I say.
Speaker 1: It could be inn array of reasons.
Speaker 5: Oh exactly with the food. Is it the palm or
Speaker 5: is it the steak? Is it Statend?
Speaker 1: Is it the TIV section?
Speaker 5: Exactly?
Speaker 1: Club Keene, Yeah, Brighton Beach Hotel, end of South Road.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, fast becoming my newfa. What do they do there?
Speaker 1: It's going to be a food thing. It's what I do. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's quite a massive pub. They've just got a great
Speaker 1: sports room. They've just done a little back courtyard. It's
Speaker 1: right on Beach Road. So on a cracking day you've
Speaker 1: got the sun coming in like tonight.
Speaker 5: Here's a question for you. Question at the pub. I
Speaker 5: mean it's all about the mains, you know, be at
Speaker 5: the palm of the steak. Do you go dessert at
Speaker 5: a pub?
Speaker 1: No, you don't because it's like people that order a
Speaker 1: pastor at a pub freaks me.
Speaker 5: Ah, nokie, you can have a pub knocking.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you don't.
Speaker 5: Often hear you know. I'm going down the Rising Sun
Speaker 5: for a nockie tip.
Speaker 1: If you're eating the nookie. It's Lautana Latina Latina.
Speaker 5: I went to one last night in Richmond, shout out
Speaker 5: Union House. It's on Swan Street and it was Locals Night.
Speaker 1: Big beer, Guden.
Speaker 5: It's more a it's more a deck as opposed to it.
Speaker 5: I've been there elevated good pub. Yeah, great pub. But
Speaker 5: Thursday night is locals night. Locals Night is Thursday night. Yeah,
Speaker 5: so you have to show ID to live in the area.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: There there are obviously specials for locals, and there's a
Speaker 5: little key ring that you get and there they do
Speaker 5: a raffle.
Speaker 1: Oh I like that.
Speaker 5: Basically it's sort of jackpots each week, so they'll say
Speaker 5: number eighty nine, number eighty nine is number eighty.
Speaker 1: Nine here there to win it.
Speaker 5: And there's a cash prize, right cash, So at the moment.
Speaker 1: A couple of like rumps.
Speaker 5: I think it's on too, about six hundred bucks. And
Speaker 5: then if it doesn't go off last night, if number
Speaker 5: eighty nine isn't there, they add another one hundred dollars
Speaker 5: and then at jackpots to the week. Yeah, yeah, that's
Speaker 5: quite cool, all for locals. The other thing I took
Speaker 5: part in was the meat raffle.
Speaker 1: I love a good meat, so do I love a
Speaker 1: good meat.
Speaker 5: I just what I'm doing this morning is questioning the
Speaker 5: profit margin on the meat raffle. I may kill you
Speaker 5: are fortune. I bought about seventy five tickets the same
Speaker 5: I would have spent a good thirty bucks on my tickets.
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I have bought several butcher franchises like
Speaker 1: I've spent that much on meat raffles.
Speaker 5: My point being I could have bought the meat in
Speaker 5: the meat right, And that's just me.
Speaker 1: But it's the pride of winning. It is, isn't it.
Speaker 1: They're making a killing on the meeting.
Speaker 5: It's a great pub. They do a great steak night
Speaker 5: as well. Th then twenty four tender join us a
Speaker 5: shout out for a pub.
Speaker 1: I love the tone when they're reading out the winners
Speaker 1: of a meat raffle as well, A little bit like
Speaker 1: all right, blue ticket and if you don't have blind.
Speaker 5: I'm out already.
Speaker 1: Josh in Doncaster, Melbourne's best pub? What do you go?
Speaker 8: It has to be Nooji Pub. The best partner is.
Speaker 8: It's probably about an hour and a half away from
Speaker 8: his DV day, heading towards.
Speaker 1: Warrigal big drive, worth it, worth it.
Speaker 8: Yeah, I've been going there for the last what seven years?
Speaker 1: Are you?
Speaker 5: How big are the palmers?
Speaker 8: Josh, boy, I'll do massive, massive farmers.
Speaker 1: Like size in my head I'm talking.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's a big parmer.
Speaker 1: Please don't laugh and encourage him, Josh, all right, what's
Speaker 1: what's the name of the pub again? Give it one
Speaker 1: will shout out Nooji Pub? Okay, okay, can you go to?
Speaker 4: Where do you go?
Speaker 5: Half Moon? Full Moon? Quarter Moon?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It's enough for the half Moon Hotel,
Speaker 1: McKinnon pub. I've got down the road and the east boundary.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah, that's a good as well, just on
Speaker 1: Center Road. Actually, I went there with instanate, my mate
Speaker 1: who's a trading Yeah. They were doing some work at
Speaker 1: my place, so I took him and the boys there
Speaker 1: for lunch the other day. We've ordered yeah and maybe
Speaker 1: I kid you not. Seven minutes maybe six minutes later,
Speaker 1: and there was like a table of eight of us.
Speaker 1: The lady brings over a palmer and chips and we've
Speaker 1: all ordered parmeers and chips brings over a parmer and chips,
Speaker 1: puts it in front of Cory, one of the workers
Speaker 1: walks away, and we're like, that was quick. None of
Speaker 1: the other meals are coming out. We reckon. She's dropped
Speaker 1: it at the wrong table. He's eating it. Twenty minutes later,
Speaker 1: eight parmers come out. He gets a second, so you've
Speaker 1: got an extra parma, got an extra farmer. Poor Donald's
Speaker 1: in the front bar fading away because he didn't rock up.
Speaker 5: But you know, do you know it's a bit pop
Speaker 5: when they give you the little buzzer thirty degrees today, Jason, Yeah,
Speaker 5: pretty good weather today.
Speaker 1: Great weather if you're headed to the Avalon Show this weekend.
Speaker 5: International Air Show. Yes, so that's on from today all weekend,
Speaker 5: and there's just an array of I'm just watching the
Speaker 5: Today Show live at the moment. There's an array of
Speaker 5: very big planes. Yeah, it's all sort of all sorts.
Speaker 1: Plane. If it goes in the air or it gets hight,
Speaker 1: it'll be there if it gets high. Okay, I don't
Speaker 1: think you're allowed to fly the plane, but there might
Speaker 1: be some lucky golden ticket number forty three, you get
Speaker 1: the faighteen.
Speaker 5: Oh congratulations, go with me here, okay, going with you.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Oh, dear, did you find someone else's
Speaker 1: underwear somewhere.
Speaker 5: Just lying around?
Speaker 1: Did you get in the car random perim underwear in
Speaker 1: the car.
Speaker 5: Why would the reg Grundes be in the car.
Speaker 1: Maybe someone was getting up to no good they left
Speaker 1: their Reg Grundes in the car. Thirteen twenty fourteen. I
Speaker 1: want to talk rogue underwear. What did you find and wear.
Speaker 5: His rogue underwear? Is it a bit of a calling cart?
Speaker 1: It is a concert, you know when people throw bras
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. I was watching a clip the
Speaker 1: other day justin Tim Blake had a brath thrown at
Speaker 1: him on stage and he looked very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I remember going to a John Farnham concert back in
Speaker 5: the day and Johnny used to get all the underwear thrown.
Speaker 5: Here's a bonds Johnny.
Speaker 1: I always wonder ladies bring a second bro or are
Speaker 1: they taking the one off?
Speaker 5: Well, it depends.
Speaker 1: That's what JT asked on stage, was I did want
Speaker 1: this back to the fresher year as it? Yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: and they write their phone number on the inside just
Speaker 1: in case he goes. Sheie looks all right, Yeah, all
Speaker 1: lost property ends up there. Debbie from you know John
Speaker 1: Caine can ring you and say, hey, we've got it
Speaker 1: down here at the stadium.
Speaker 5: Where have you stumbled across a pair of red bundies
Speaker 5: my wife's underwear. I didn't expect you to say that
Speaker 5: on the radio this morning.
Speaker 1: So got a knock on the door yesterday afternoon from
Speaker 1: the neighbors next door. Now keep in mind, we've only
Speaker 1: just really moved into the Bentley area, been there about
Speaker 1: half a year, six months, still getting to know the neighbors.
Speaker 1: How friendly are you with We definitely wave when we
Speaker 1: pull up. Oh yeah, that's we haven't been in each
Speaker 1: other's house yet. No sort of barbecues. No't we haven't
Speaker 1: crossed that bridge. Don't let their kids jump in the pool. No,
Speaker 1: we haven't gone down that. You know COVID times where
Speaker 1: people have put a hole in the fence and walked
Speaker 1: through and see neighbors. No, we're not at that level yet.
Speaker 1: Got a knock on the doorrist affnoon. Hey hope you
Speaker 1: guys have had a good week. This is really random.
Speaker 1: But do these undies and bra belong to your wife?
Speaker 1: Because they were in our backyard.
Speaker 5: What's she doing in the backyard of your neighbors.
Speaker 1: Without any pants on?
Speaker 5: Why is she taking them off?
Speaker 1: It was a clinton. I cannot tell you how awkward
Speaker 1: the conversation was because Lou wasn't home at the time.
Speaker 5: Did the neighbor have had they given him a wash?
Speaker 1: I don't know. They just tell a little places bak
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, how did they get in your backyard?
Speaker 1: Because I didn't know? And they were like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I was like, OK, well, this will be a
Speaker 1: little chat at dinner tonight. Hey, thanks for returning and
Speaker 1: hope you will have a great day.
Speaker 5: She saw was it a male or a female?
Speaker 1: Female? Thank god? Anyway, lu got home, I'm like, what
Speaker 1: the what the hell? Mab cheers. I don't know, So
Speaker 1: I went back and checked the cameras because we've got
Speaker 1: cameras around the house. Archie, our three year old, has
Speaker 1: been taking loose underwear off the line and then pulling
Speaker 1: a chair up to the fence and scattering them in
Speaker 1: different neighbour's property. So the house at the back has
Speaker 1: her underwear over the fence as well, but they haven't
Speaker 1: returned them.
Speaker 5: What are they doing with them?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 5: There's that girl from across the fence.
Speaker 1: Are you right? Are you right?
Speaker 5: Well, I'm not the neighbor I.
Speaker 1: Know, but to shout out to yours if they're listening
Speaker 1: this morning.
Speaker 5: That minor inside on the drying rack.
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten, here's our number, row Gundhi's Where have
Speaker 1: you seen a pair turn up? Or where did you
Speaker 1: lose a pair? If it was rogue underwear, we want
Speaker 1: to hear about it. Thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 1: In return, I got a lot of free stuff to
Speaker 1: go for a Friday. I've got Cogan vouchers. We can
Speaker 1: hook you up with free lunch at Oljana or even
Speaker 1: send you off to Ana conduct. Thirteen twenty four ten
Speaker 1: is our number. Rogue underwear where they turn up? Melbourne? Okay,
Speaker 1: we are talking rogue underwear. My neighbors brought back my
Speaker 1: wife's underwear yesterday. It turns out after we checked the
Speaker 1: camera's my three year old Archie has been throwing it
Speaker 1: over the fence.
Speaker 5: Is your wife horrified?
Speaker 1: She more found it funny that I was the one
Speaker 1: that entered the door and had to have the interaction
Speaker 1: with the neighbors over her underwear.
Speaker 5: We're still if the underwear aren't intact, like if there.
Speaker 1: Was who was a bit embarrassed that it wasn't her best. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you know, all right, thirteen twenty four ten is our number.
Speaker 1: Wherever you had a pair of underwear turn up good,
Speaker 1: a gie, good clean?
Speaker 9: How are you baby?
Speaker 5: We're good, thank you? Where did you find a pair
Speaker 5: of red Grundies?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: So I've got a very quick story.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 9: This happened about twenty years ago when I was living
Speaker 9: with my dad. So at the time I was sixteen,
Speaker 9: Dad was really mid forties, and we were best buds
Speaker 9: and there was no secrets between us, which makes this
Speaker 9: a whole lot funnier. I went and stayed over my mates,
Speaker 9: sayteen sixteen, playing PlayStation speaking, a couple of beers in
Speaker 9: and in the morning he got up and about to
Speaker 9: go for a surf and rolling out the driveway with
Speaker 9: my mate's dad, and we see he's a pair of
Speaker 9: n these with a big stripe on the middle of them,
Speaker 9: and we couldn't feel about where they come from or
Speaker 9: what had happened.
Speaker 1: Where did you see them in the middle of the driveway.
Speaker 9: In the middle of the driveway, right, Okay, Yeah, so
Speaker 9: we couldn't figure out where they come from, a where
Speaker 9: had happened? And sort of just thought it was weird
Speaker 9: and didn't think anything of it. And about two weeks later,
Speaker 9: say mate and his dad were around at our place
Speaker 9: having a barbecue, and dad had had a couple of
Speaker 9: beers and made the old confession where he's at the
Speaker 9: pub and hooked up with his chick, and little did
Speaker 9: he know that he was or she was neighbors with
Speaker 9: my mate, And so he's one thing's led to another.
Speaker 9: And then in the morning, in a bit of a
Speaker 9: haste to leave, he's going to bend over and put
Speaker 9: his jocks on and strike them and at his back
Speaker 9: out of the door, she's going back in her bed.
Speaker 9: So he didn't want to walk the two k's home,
Speaker 9: so he quickly whipped them off, and he thought that
Speaker 9: he chucked them in the bin when the lid was open,
Speaker 9: but he'd missed the bin and chucked them clean over
Speaker 9: the fence into my neighbors into my mate driveway. So
Speaker 9: at least he had the balls own up and tell
Speaker 9: us about it. But he never lifted down sick.
Speaker 5: Oh, that's unbelievable.
Speaker 1: Tell me a long store.
Speaker 5: That was a real venture as well. That was amazing, Joe.
Speaker 1: What I like, mate is you are dining out, dining
Speaker 1: out on that twenty years later.
Speaker 5: Part two coming up after this short song.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four to ten Rogue underwear, Where did they
Speaker 1: turn up? Give us a cool Melbourne. It's fast approaching nine,
Speaker 1: but he's thrown them over the fence and that was
Speaker 1: their house.
Speaker 5: You get it down. I might need it.
Speaker 1: I might need to replay morning everyone. It is just
Speaker 1: gone four to seven. You're on over one hundred. It
Speaker 1: is Jason Lauren Clint here as well, although we're minus
Speaker 1: los she's off again today, hopefully back on board on Monday.
Speaker 1: But we love you Lozzi and we miss you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten this morning though, and
Speaker 5: where we're talking about rogue underwear? Where did you find
Speaker 5: a pair of undies? How did they get there?
Speaker 1: Let's go to Luis. Good morning, Louise rounds. Were these yours? Yeah?
Speaker 10: They were mine when I was younger. I found a
Speaker 10: pair in my freezer.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, bit to unpack here, so you've opened the freezer.
Speaker 1: Found a pair of underwear male female.
Speaker 10: They were mine when we're younger, my mum, because we
Speaker 10: used to have a chest breeze and it's to our
Speaker 10: washing machine, right, and the washing machine was a top
Speaker 10: loader as well as obviously the chest breezer. They'll both
Speaker 10: side by side.
Speaker 1: In the breeze.
Speaker 5: And you went to get the frozen peas and you
Speaker 5: pulled out a pair.
Speaker 1: Of frozen.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 1: One morning when getting ready for breakfast radio, I was
Speaker 1: so tight I started the shower. I took my mondaies
Speaker 1: off and instead of throw them in the dirty clothes,
Speaker 1: I just threw him in the toilet and hit flush.
Speaker 1: Oh did you I didn't even think.
Speaker 5: That would have clogged.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh the catches. I just I wasn't
Speaker 1: even thinking.
Speaker 5: Justin in ivan, good morning to your mate.
Speaker 8: Here are you going?
Speaker 5: We're going all right? Where did you find a pair
Speaker 5: of rogue gundies?
Speaker 3: So my wife and I and my ten year old
Speaker 3: daughter were going to look at a rental.
Speaker 11: It was a.
Speaker 9: Plash one down a baker's mask.
Speaker 8: It was a three three story place right at.
Speaker 1: The front door on a rose bush.
Speaker 3: He's a pair of ladies undies And I used the rubber.
Speaker 1: I can't right. Did you end up renting the place?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: We did some turn around them instead.
Speaker 9: No, thank you.
Speaker 3: You have a look at that?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that that property is a bit used.
Speaker 1: Good corp.
Speaker 9: Erin good morning, did you morning, Jason Clint?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 5: Did your undies go walk about?
Speaker 1: Not mine?
Speaker 12: I found an on the garard's floor, and obviously I
Speaker 12: was a bit concerned. I have and had clients that
Speaker 12: he would walk through our garage to see his business
Speaker 12: out the back.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you think he was doing the dirty?
Speaker 12: Well, I didn't know, and I had no other signs,
Speaker 12: but I thought, oh, I got to give him the
Speaker 12: benefit of the doubts. I have to think about this
Speaker 12: really hard. So I was thinking about it really hard.
Speaker 12: And then I realized that my suitcase was like just
Speaker 12: next to that. And I then thought about it a bit,
Speaker 12: and I thought, who's choose my suitcase?
Speaker 4: Class?
Speaker 12: And I remembered that my best he had borrowed my
Speaker 12: suitcase to have a naughty weekend away with her partner.
Speaker 1: So it was your friend's underwear, my best.
Speaker 12: Friend's under It was a size smaller than what I wear.
Speaker 1: You've jumped to conclusions, Yeah, right, and I'm sure. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: And you would have been really calm about it when
Speaker 1: you ask your partner as well. That would have been
Speaker 1: did ask him?
Speaker 10: I didn't ask him.
Speaker 12: I was like, no, no, no, let's think this through
Speaker 12: and let's think of every other alternative.
Speaker 1: God, you're good, You're good. My wife would have been
Speaker 1: like holding it up like evidences, like a red.
Speaker 5: Rag to a box. Hey Jase, bit of action in Canberra.
Speaker 5: Just watching a live shot of the PM. He's jumped
Speaker 5: in C one, which is the Commonwealth car, and he's
Speaker 5: off to see the Governor General. We're going to the
Speaker 5: polls Australia.
Speaker 1: We're getting a date. More details on that and how.
Speaker 5: It's like a police chase. Have a look at all
Speaker 5: the cars. It's like you've got federal police, you've got
Speaker 5: media following the PM shot.
Speaker 1: It looks a little bit sad though compared to like
Speaker 1: the big US motive. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: It's a real ustraight motivator.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Like, I'm pretty sure Albo is actually driving the car.
Speaker 5: So May the third, we're up to the poles.
Speaker 1: Well we don't know that yet, yet to be confirmed.
Speaker 5: Let's have a bet, all right.
Speaker 1: I'll put my money on May the third. A lot
Speaker 1: of want to use around this morning. How's that Richmond player? Yeah? No, bolter,
Speaker 1: oh man, I was just watching the footage back that hit.
Speaker 1: It's just grubby is the word for it.
Speaker 5: Just unbeliever in front of a pub. So he country victorious.
Speaker 5: He's played guilty, right, so he'll be sentenced shortly staring
Speaker 5: down the barrel of a potential imprisonment like jail time.
Speaker 5: He could serve jail time for you know what, I
Speaker 5: and you don't what. No one's above the law.
Speaker 1: I hate these situations because it gives footy players. It
Speaker 1: just does the whole bloody footy players. You know they
Speaker 1: should be better than that. No, you were just it's
Speaker 1: one bad apple, do you know what I mean? There's
Speaker 1: been several bad apples. But yeah, so when's the sentence?
Speaker 5: Not a great look? I believe in a couple of weeks. Yeah, right,
Speaker 5: so he won't be playing any footy until then.
Speaker 1: So we've got that, and then we've all so good.
Speaker 5: We're off to the poles.
Speaker 1: We are off to the poles. Elbow has just down
Speaker 1: the little car convoy this morning. He has been out
Speaker 1: cruising this.
Speaker 5: Dramatic oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 11: Well we have just seen the Prime Minister drive past,
Speaker 11: as you say that short drive from the lodge to
Speaker 11: Government House. Inside here will be will be speaking to
Speaker 11: the Governor General Sam Mossnett. Of course from there it's
Speaker 11: just a five week campaign before Australia.
Speaker 1: Now they will feel like this on the TV for
Speaker 1: the next twenty minutes while he's inside.
Speaker 5: The old fill on television is fun because you've got
Speaker 5: to wait for the PM to emerge and talk to
Speaker 5: the media, so you're just sprouting all sorts of facts, figures.
Speaker 5: See what's telling stories.
Speaker 1: Oh, the Governor General obviously got Jim's mowing in yesterday
Speaker 1: because oh the gardens have been done. Oh, the gardens
Speaker 1: have been done. They look incredible.
Speaker 5: The government cars have been Are they cleaned?
Speaker 1: Yep? They were down at Crystal. We are going to
Speaker 1: the piles. However, I don't think some people in Australi
Speaker 1: are going to be happy about it. I'll tell you
Speaker 1: why next. How good is the weather today?
Speaker 5: Thirty degrees, plenty of sunshine. Maybe I don't want to
Speaker 5: say just yet, but maybe our last hit of summer.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sick of hearing that. Well, I've been
Speaker 1: hearing that for three months. This is it our last run.
Speaker 5: Well, prepare for it now, at in case, Just in case,
Speaker 5: enjoy it, Melbourne. We enjoy the Sundays.
Speaker 1: Ahead. You're heading to the g tonight for Melbourne and
Speaker 1: the sunsmorrow afternoon.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's a that's going to be a lock in,
Speaker 5: not a lockout, a lock in.
Speaker 1: That'll be a big one.
Speaker 5: Not many people this morning though, we are talking about
Speaker 5: all things Canberra and the election because Albow has gone
Speaker 5: to see the Governor General, which by the way is
Speaker 5: Sam Mouston at Yarralumla House. It's a big it's a
Speaker 5: big sort of tradition almost because what the Governor General
Speaker 5: has to do is dissolve Parliament. So the PM will
Speaker 5: jump in his car, he'll the lodge in Canberra, a
Speaker 5: short little drive into I watched the drive. Do you
Speaker 5: think they'd sit down for a cup of tea?
Speaker 1: And God with biscuit with a pox? He compared to
Speaker 1: the US like our motorcade. Is Elbow's car a white
Speaker 1: full drive?
Speaker 5: Is it a statesman?
Speaker 1: No, he's in the beam of these days, is he? Yep?
Speaker 1: And then he's got the BMW full drive factories out.
Speaker 5: Isn't it make any Australian cars anymore?
Speaker 1: And then it's just followed by one cop car like
Speaker 1: it's not exactly flashy.
Speaker 5: So waiting on confirmation, Jas but it sounds as if
Speaker 5: Australians will be voting at the election on May the third.
Speaker 1: You know what, I'd like just once the Governor General
Speaker 1: to go. That's not going to work for me. I
Speaker 1: gotta take I gotta take the kids. I got something
Speaker 1: on that day. We're having a barbecue because i'd be roping.
Speaker 1: Sister's getting wedding, met, wedding married. Sorry, i'd be rape
Speaker 1: if I lived in Queensland. It's a long weekend? Is
Speaker 1: it Labour Day on the Monday?
Speaker 5: Oh I wonder if that's going to annoy the Queenslanders.
Speaker 1: Well it will like if you're going away for long weekend.
Speaker 1: Now postal voter.
Speaker 5: The good thing is I guess these days not many
Speaker 5: people actually vote on election.
Speaker 1: Mate. I had to go to the airport last election
Speaker 1: and try trying to get to the airport with the
Speaker 1: traffic because everyone was out voting. It was a nightmare.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four What have you got on? You got
Speaker 1: anything on? Just check your calendar, guys. That weekend actually
Speaker 1: works for me. I'm good, Alba, I've got nothing on
Speaker 1: and I love a sausage. Thirteen twenty four ten is
Speaker 1: our number?
Speaker 5: Oh yes, bugging it up.
Speaker 1: What do you got on? Is it May the fifth?
Speaker 5: May third?
Speaker 1: May the third, So there you go. May the third
Speaker 1: is the election? What have you got on? May the third? Christenings?
Speaker 1: Weddings that this is not going to work for you
Speaker 1: heading off on a cruise ship. Oh there's a postal vote,
Speaker 1: all right. Let's have a look at the footy. Oh
Speaker 1: good court. So if you're a.
Speaker 5: Bulldog supporter, you're playing Port Adelaide at Mars Stadium in Ballarat.
Speaker 1: All right, so you've got to get to Ballarat's got
Speaker 1: to vote early.
Speaker 5: Oh the Pies play the Cats at the g but
Speaker 5: that's at night, so that's post election, so they should
Speaker 5: be right there right.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number In return, I
Speaker 1: got two hundred dollars and a condovouchers up for grabs,
Speaker 1: pay less so you can play more this Easter thanks
Speaker 1: to anakondro jacket. Two hundred bucks to drop there. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten is the election day? Going to screw
Speaker 1: with your sort of personal calendar? Weddings Mitzvah's I won't
Speaker 1: say a funerals because they come out of nowhere. Thirteen
Speaker 1: twenty four ten does this date not work for you.
Speaker 1: You're on the air thanks to shell Ready Express. Just
Speaker 1: watching the footage of Albow.
Speaker 5: Leaving, you're a little throne.
Speaker 1: Well there's like Elbow's driven to Government House this morning
Speaker 1: to call the election. You'll ask for permission and then
Speaker 1: now he's heading to Parliament House to do.
Speaker 5: Like a media conference.
Speaker 1: Wait, there's no motiicate, Like he's just merging in the
Speaker 1: traffic in Canbra.
Speaker 5: Like everyone he's not. He's driver.
Speaker 1: No I know, but like you'd be in the traffic
Speaker 1: in Cambra the lights. You look too, there he is,
Speaker 1: and be like what is that car't have an Australian
Speaker 1: flag on the Bonnot it's the PM.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I don't mind it.
Speaker 1: No, well Trumpy gets like a four motiicated.
Speaker 5: No, no, that's he looks more like a common man,
Speaker 5: doesn't he?
Speaker 1: The point being the Prime minister if you can't run
Speaker 1: the reds.
Speaker 5: Well he's announced or he will announce a May third election.
Speaker 5: So we're asking Melbourne on thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 5: what have you got on May third? Is it really spoiling?
Speaker 5: Spoiling your plans?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the phone thirteen twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. Uh oh, Carmel, How are you?
Speaker 3: Oh hi, how are you?
Speaker 1: This isn't going to work for you, is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: What's on my.
Speaker 10: Son's twenty third?
Speaker 5: Ah?
Speaker 3: No, heading into the casino. But big day for everybody
Speaker 3: getting ready?
Speaker 1: Oh no, there you are trying to do a shilly
Speaker 1: and you've got to go vote.
Speaker 5: Well, she's got to do it here as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, hair make up a.
Speaker 1: Lot ins from midday?
Speaker 5: Wouldn't Will this affect you?
Speaker 1: Vote, Carmel?
Speaker 5: Because I'm building an opinion poll, an over one hundred
Speaker 5: opinion pole.
Speaker 1: Who are you voting for?
Speaker 3: Labor?
Speaker 5: Okay? One for Albert?
Speaker 1: Is that Albert? Yeah? Matt and accident Morning, Maddie. On thirteen,
Speaker 1: twenty fourteen, I made the third going to work for you?
Speaker 3: No one in the world going on. I play in
Speaker 3: a golf club and we played once a month on
Speaker 3: a Saturday.
Speaker 1: That's unfair and two.
Speaker 3: Off storms generally help us. Nine ten o'clock, don't finish
Speaker 3: until about.
Speaker 1: Four for the pole. Oh, you going to do a postal?
Speaker 1: You're going to have to do the postal, Maddie, postal.
Speaker 3: Or hopefully they're open earlier and a couple of days earlier.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're not going to wear a little golf shoes in.
Speaker 5: There spot, No, no where am I putting you in
Speaker 5: the opinion pole?
Speaker 3: Donkey?
Speaker 5: Okay, okay, the donkey down the bottom?
Speaker 1: That sounds like someone that would.
Speaker 5: Donkey is where you label it from top to bottom,
Speaker 5: isn't it?
Speaker 1: What's the one where you draw the penis on the slip?
Speaker 5: Well, that's just the.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what overall, Maddie, I'm going to you
Speaker 1: sound like a beer drinking to me. So if you
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Speaker 1: going to chuck your some tickets, beautiful. Come on your mate,
Speaker 1: let's got to wear abe. Hello, Jen, Hi?
Speaker 12: Here you going?
Speaker 1: Were good? Oh? May the third? You're not happy?
Speaker 12: No, it's actually my birthday.
Speaker 5: A happy birthday for May third? What are we celebrating?
Speaker 12: It'll be my twenty sixth Okay.
Speaker 5: Well, do you know the good thing about this is
Speaker 5: that you can go to a polling place and you
Speaker 5: can join all your friends for a barbecue because there's
Speaker 5: going to be those sausage sizzles everywhere the cake stools.
Speaker 12: What a day I think we're going to have to
Speaker 12: we've got a bottomless don't.
Speaker 5: Mean about that's a morning vote?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, absolutely definitely, not an afternoon when I'll
Speaker 1: give you that.
Speaker 5: Where do you sit elbow Dodo?
Speaker 12: If I'm being completely honest, I don't even know who's running,
Speaker 12: so I guess the.
Speaker 1: Sight on the day and that you haven't even got
Speaker 1: to the bottomless brunt yet.
Speaker 5: Do you know who the PM is? Jen?
Speaker 10: Albert?
Speaker 1: Get what's his full name? Albert alb Albert Albans Did
Speaker 1: you say, sure?
Speaker 5: Albert?
Speaker 1: Poor thing to be sitting there on May the third? Going,
Speaker 1: I can't find an Albert on this page.
Speaker 5: Anywhere, there's an Anthony, not an Albert. What's happened to him? Ebony?
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning. You guys need to take their
Speaker 1: slips back to off as well. They printed him wrong.
Speaker 5: What do you got on? You got plans on May
Speaker 5: the third?
Speaker 12: Yeah, I'm going to fishes out to the largest festival
Speaker 12: on the.
Speaker 1: Gold car Oh, fishes playing on?
Speaker 4: Come on?
Speaker 5: What they should do should put a polling place like
Speaker 5: an absentee voting place at Fisher.
Speaker 1: Then Albert would have a chance of winning Albert. Albert
Speaker 1: might get there.
Speaker 5: Who are you going to vote for? Fisher?
Speaker 12: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I'd like to see Alba in one of those funny
Speaker 1: little bucket hats.
Speaker 5: Well. At the moment, our Nova one hundred opinion poll
Speaker 5: has Elbow one vote, Donkey one vote, Fisher one vote.
Speaker 5: It's a hung parliament.
Speaker 1: You forgot Albert Albert. You know it's coming up just
Speaker 1: before eight, don't you had?
Speaker 5: I cast my eyes over the rundown. Yes, I do
Speaker 5: jo the five K question, Jayson, you better believe and
Speaker 5: we are here until we give the five k away.
Speaker 1: We ain't leaving. It must go, it must go. Your
Speaker 1: chance to win five thousand dollars coming up very soon
Speaker 1: first though, in one of those fire resistant suits today.
Speaker 5: What are you doing?
Speaker 1: I'm walking into a church and I'm hopefully not burning.
Speaker 5: You don't spend a great deal of time with j C,
Speaker 5: do you?
Speaker 1: No? There mused have been ULTI boy backing, did you Yeah?
Speaker 5: He would have been proud of you.
Speaker 1: Got to eat the bread A little heat in the church.
Speaker 1: One of the kids is having their reconciliation to reconciliation.
Speaker 5: What are they reconciling? It's just one of the is
Speaker 5: that the baptism.
Speaker 1: It's not the twelve steps. That's a different thing. No, No,
Speaker 1: it's not the water on the sky one. It's something else.
Speaker 1: But there's a bit of second. It's a bit a
Speaker 1: second time this week that I've had a call up
Speaker 1: the church last week, good friends of ours, we're having
Speaker 1: their child baptized.
Speaker 5: Oh yes, what do you wear to church? Do you
Speaker 5: have to get old up? I think you gotta wear
Speaker 5: like pants, like a suit.
Speaker 1: And you know me, I'm a shorts boy.
Speaker 5: You're shorts and a hat book.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and a baptism is quite yeah, maybe some sometimes
Speaker 1: a tie. And I thought, and we didn't want to
Speaker 1: take Archie our three ye wrong, because he's a liability.
Speaker 1: There's a good chance he would jump on the little
Speaker 1: podium trying to a swim in the water. You know
Speaker 1: what I mean. It's just a bit rogue. So we're okay,
Speaker 1: lou My wife goes, let's get a baby setter to
Speaker 1: look after Archie so we can take the other two
Speaker 1: and go.
Speaker 5: With It's so, how long does a reconciliation go for
Speaker 5: the baptist I was imagining to hang on, this is
Speaker 5: the baptism. The baptism last week, right, I was imagining
Speaker 5: to go for like an hour or so. Yeah, it's
Speaker 5: on a Sunday. Do I say the Lord's prayer?
Speaker 1: I think so, because here's the goat. I didn't go
Speaker 1: what I have a sneaky deal going with how babysitter erin.
Speaker 1: So if I don't want to go to something, I
Speaker 1: message the baby setter and say, hey, Loo, my wife's
Speaker 1: about to message you and say, are you available from
Speaker 1: twelve o'clock on Sunday to look after Archie? We have
Speaker 1: to go to a baptism. Can you say you're only
Speaker 1: available from one? So when Lou message the babysitter, Load's like, oh,
Speaker 1: she's she's only free from one. So why don't you
Speaker 1: stay home with Archie, skip the church and meet us
Speaker 1: at the pub afterwards.
Speaker 5: And I'm like, oh, I hope you pay her for
Speaker 5: that extra?
Speaker 3: Do you?
Speaker 1: I will start?
Speaker 5: You don't if you are listening eron Aaron. If you
Speaker 5: are listening, you should invoice Jays because that is above
Speaker 5: and be.
Speaker 1: A little deal. Though good little deal doesn't listen to
Speaker 1: laughter eight and then I have to do the other message.
Speaker 1: Just stay with Archie. I'll meet you at the palm.
Speaker 5: What would what would the fellow upstairs think of your behavior?
Speaker 1: Just speak of like I'm going to get a chance
Speaker 1: to meet him one day anyway, I'll be meeting his
Speaker 1: old mate downstairs, probably be in the VIP section down there.
Speaker 1: Little tip there you go. If you got a baby
Speaker 1: center on board, just get him in the back pocket.
Speaker 1: So like, just like no, no, no, a fid okay,
Speaker 1: white life exactly coming up? Your chance to win five
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Speaker 5: It must go, it must go. So we've got all
Speaker 5: five thousand dollars questions this morning. And Wayne, you're our
Speaker 5: first player.
Speaker 1: Good morning, we are good. You're a firefighter, you're about
Speaker 1: to drop your son off at school, and more importantly,
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Speaker 5: To flag this year.
Speaker 3: I don't want to put happy in the moment, will
Speaker 3: just keep food.
Speaker 1: Any any message for Nick the Wizard Watson coming in.
Speaker 8: If I wouldn't spy.
Speaker 3: Okay, how about I was thinking about for a.
Speaker 5: Coffee, Oh little coffee?
Speaker 1: What a shout? Fantastic gay, Wayne. Rules are simple. You
Speaker 1: will hear the question from Clint, and then you will
Speaker 1: hear a three to two one. You must answer in
Speaker 1: that time. Okay, yep, all right, here we go.
Speaker 5: Wayne needs a little bit of thought music. If you've
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Speaker 1: Okay, five thousand dollars.
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Speaker 3: Three two one?
Speaker 5: My David good Year, my vintage, my birth year.
Speaker 1: But no, nineteen seventy five, nineteen seventy five, Wayne, Sorry, Goode, that.
Speaker 5: Movie is still scared for one of his classics.
Speaker 1: You know what I'd like to do next time we
Speaker 1: bring out a shark movie or they bring out a
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Speaker 1: oh yeah, and then give away tickets and do like
Speaker 1: a little floating movie and.
Speaker 5: Have your yeah yeah, just so they hurt themselves. Got
Speaker 5: a cold brown Moving on. Debbie from wets Foot's Gray Damn.
Speaker 9: Hello, Hi Jack, it's high clean?
Speaker 1: Are you we are good? Debbie? What's on the cards
Speaker 1: of the weekend?
Speaker 13: Nothing? Just want the Mighty Blues to have a win tonight.
Speaker 1: And I so you're right, nothing is on this weekend.
Speaker 13: Then sorry, I must say that I do know Brodie,
Speaker 13: your producer quite well.
Speaker 5: Actually, was there a bit of romance?
Speaker 13: Well, he has actually been over to my house.
Speaker 1: Oh, you are right in his.
Speaker 3: Yes he has, he came.
Speaker 13: He actually came over to watch me.
Speaker 3: Twirl my five buttons.
Speaker 1: So there you go, just told their one set. Can
Speaker 1: we get an executive producer? Bread? Now I want to
Speaker 1: point out to everyone this is this is the man
Speaker 1: that runs the show, the executive producer, so he should
Speaker 1: be the most professional.
Speaker 5: What were you doing in Deborah's.
Speaker 1: What are you doing at Debbie's house? Mate? Oh? The
Speaker 1: button's not working? Comingy coming? He coming here? You know what?
Speaker 1: How about next time? Less time at Debbie's, more time
Speaker 1: in the tech area getting the button fixed.
Speaker 5: Good morning to Debbie.
Speaker 6: Hello, my friend Debbie.
Speaker 7: Yes, she was very proficient with five batons and I
Speaker 7: watched her twelve.
Speaker 6: Them in her living room.
Speaker 5: Does she twel them? Well? Quite the twirler, Debbie.
Speaker 1: Was anybody else there?
Speaker 13: Sorry?
Speaker 1: Was anybody else actually there at your place at the time?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 13: One other person?
Speaker 1: Do you want to give any more context or any
Speaker 1: more details.
Speaker 7: Uh nah, it was a great evening, evening. I'll remember
Speaker 7: it forever and I will come down and visit you
Speaker 7: in your caravan sometimes soon.
Speaker 1: Debbie.
Speaker 13: Oh, we haven't got any more, Broes, we sold it.
Speaker 1: No right, if you two are okay, can we move
Speaker 1: on with the game?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 1: Five thousand dollars? Al right, Debbie, you are going to
Speaker 1: hear a question from Clint and then you'll hear a
Speaker 1: three to two one. You have to answer in that time. Okay, yes, yep,
Speaker 1: all right, come on, Debbi, you got this. Here we go.
Speaker 5: Your question is botany Bay is in which Australian state?
Speaker 1: Three?
Speaker 5: You gotta Are you kidding me?
Speaker 4: Am?
Speaker 5: I kidding you?
Speaker 1: You've won.
Speaker 12: I can't believe.
Speaker 1: Oh, oh my god, Debbie, five thousand dollars doll.
Speaker 8: Oh my god, what is that?
Speaker 5: What does that sort of money mean to you?
Speaker 13: Dip crying that he's just, oh, thank.
Speaker 10: You so much.
Speaker 5: And Brodie, he had nothing to do with coming out.
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do with it.
Speaker 5: But I'll get him to hand deliver the check.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, oh, thank you god. That just oh it's fantastic,
Speaker 13: My god. I can't thank you enough.
Speaker 5: My god, I can't believe it, Debbie.
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Speaker 13: Brody as well. Thank you so much, Ja, oh my god,
Speaker 13: thank you so much.
Speaker 5: So you're still twirling them buttons.
Speaker 1: Don't answer that there.
Speaker 13: No no, that was in my younger days. I hung
Speaker 13: my bet and unfortunately.
Speaker 1: Well debit you enjoy the five thousand dollars, dough.
Speaker 13: I will thank you guys so much. And I love
Speaker 13: your show listen all the time.
Speaker 3: I just I love it.
Speaker 13: Thank you so much, thank you very much, Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: People always say that after we give the money done
Speaker 1: never before, it sounds like an inside job, didn't Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's what's going on there? Can you just stop popping
Speaker 1: over to our listeners hours our production team, like, come on, guys,
Speaker 1: heads him.
Speaker 5: The Whiz joins us, good morning to your mate.
Speaker 1: Morning boys, Wizard's back in the house. And what we're
Speaker 1: going for? Four wins in a row? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Correct?
Speaker 5: What are you on? He jumped on, jumped off.
Speaker 1: No, no, I didn't say that. I just said them
Speaker 1: on board the Hawk.
Speaker 5: Please. You are so transaction as you have for the D's.
Speaker 1: And then I realized their supporters were too wanky for me.
Speaker 4: I just see him the other week going down the
Speaker 4: race after they lost an year.
Speaker 1: Oh that was disgusting.
Speaker 5: What wasn't me? You don't look at me, but I
Speaker 5: would have given him in my mind, have.
Speaker 1: A chat to your supporters. We and you know what else?
Speaker 1: Wiz like when it rains, they don't come out.
Speaker 5: They're standing under cover. Yeah, but the stands normally their
Speaker 5: tartan rugs over the battle. It's basically me and okay,
Speaker 5: So you're heading to Tasmania. What's it like down there?
Speaker 5: Is it is?
Speaker 1: It?
Speaker 5: Is it a good place for footy because it seems
Speaker 5: awfully cold all year round?
Speaker 4: It is normally cold. We got warm weather tomorrow, which.
Speaker 5: Is good seasonal top of what.
Speaker 4: I think, so last time I checked, So we'll take that.
Speaker 4: It's it's a quiet place.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 4: We love going down there because they're a great sponsor
Speaker 4: for the club and we have a good record down
Speaker 4: there as well, so that helps. It does help. It's
Speaker 4: a bit of home territory and yeah, so yeah, it
Speaker 4: is quiet when you go down there. There's not much
Speaker 4: really going on in Lawn system.
Speaker 1: But you're not going out tonight.
Speaker 4: No, definitely no going out spots in lawn.
Speaker 1: What happens when you're arrive, like the team will stay
Speaker 1: together for dinner.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so we arrive, do a bit of a captain's
Speaker 4: run on the oval, and then see a few fans
Speaker 4: down there as well, and then go home and go
Speaker 4: back to the hotel.
Speaker 5: And Jason's ears pricked when you said dinner and buffet. Yeah,
Speaker 5: now just paint a picture. What's in the buffet?
Speaker 4: No, just past there's.
Speaker 1: Just a hotel buffet. Yeah. I'd be headless if I
Speaker 1: stand at the same hotel and your entire football team
Speaker 1: stood up to go to the buffet first, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: that's my chance.
Speaker 5: Is it a dessert job as well? Do you get
Speaker 5: a little little treaty.
Speaker 4: Not really, not not before a game. Sort when we
Speaker 4: come back to the hotel after the game, there's something
Speaker 4: special for us, but not before a game, something special for.
Speaker 5: Putting pizza.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's some some desserts there, but that's only forget
Speaker 4: the win as well.
Speaker 1: So what someone takes home to trim sou if.
Speaker 5: Pizza?
Speaker 4: No matter what?
Speaker 5: Hey, Nick, you were a big footy watcher, Like do
Speaker 5: you did you sit down and watch the footy last night?
Speaker 13: Ah?
Speaker 4: Yeah I did because I had a few mates playing
Speaker 4: out there, so I went to I didn't go watch.
Speaker 4: I just watched it from home, which is good.
Speaker 1: It's a messy match.
Speaker 4: It was a bit messy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it wasn't. It wasn't the best.
Speaker 4: Good to see us and get over the line though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Absolutely.
Speaker 5: During the week you had a visitor at the club,
Speaker 5: someone who brings back great Hawthorne memories, Buddy Franklin. What
Speaker 5: was it like? Did you get a chance to say
Speaker 5: it out a bud?
Speaker 4: Yeah I did, and we had a footy clinic at
Speaker 4: glen Fairy Oval and got see Buddy didn't really realize
Speaker 4: how Tolly was.
Speaker 1: To be honest, is massive?
Speaker 5: Is that the first time you've you've met him.
Speaker 4: That's the first time I sort of talk to him.
Speaker 4: I've sort of seen him, like he's come to the
Speaker 4: club once, and but yeah, it's the first time. So
Speaker 4: I talked to him, and I didn't I didn't realize
Speaker 4: how Tolly was.
Speaker 5: He coould get a bit nervous speaking to someone like that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because obviously whole childhood watching him go up kick
Speaker 4: snags and Yeah, as I said, I didn't realize how
Speaker 4: Tolly was in person. You're sort of looking on TV
Speaker 4: you think he's just another key for but he's built massive.
Speaker 5: Yeah, big boy. Well he had a few very nice
Speaker 5: words to say about you. Tackle listen as.
Speaker 1: Big as you were.
Speaker 5: Lance, You never wizard hadson merching yet second year? What
Speaker 5: do you make of the Wizard?
Speaker 1: It was pretty good.
Speaker 5: It's pretty cool, wasn't he.
Speaker 1: I think it's just good.
Speaker 2: It's just good for the game. I think to have
Speaker 2: characters in this game, the young his young kids coming
Speaker 2: through to really watch them and fall in love with
Speaker 2: them as a player and bring an excitement to the game.
Speaker 1: It's great, said to pinch yourself moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it is definitely obviously, Yeah, watching him growing up
Speaker 4: and having to say those words about me is pretty
Speaker 4: cool and hopefully I can keep impressing him. Yeah, that's
Speaker 4: that's what I mean.
Speaker 5: He kicked one thousand and sixty six goals in his
Speaker 5: story career. You're well on the way you'll get you.
Speaker 4: I'm saying, Jak and there we anyone else kicking a
Speaker 4: thousand goals? After we saw him and then Gin He's like,
Speaker 4: no way, no way, no one else is kicking in
Speaker 4: the thousand. So, like the calculations and everything, you have
Speaker 4: to kick like seventy goals for fifteen years straight or
Speaker 4: something for a thousand, so it's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I've also heard people say the game sort of changed.
Speaker 5: Well it has, you don't really get it. Oh, I mean,
Speaker 5: you do have the big forwards, but they probably don't
Speaker 5: exert as much sort of influence over a single game
Speaker 5: as they once did. Right.
Speaker 4: The Glen Farr OVAL's pretty small as well, That's why
Speaker 4: Dunstall was kicking bags of twelve.
Speaker 5: Dunstall got that many goals. CG.
Speaker 1: It's quite small, so I can see Bud got up there. Hey,
Speaker 1: Lauren's not here today, but she was. She was shocked
Speaker 1: to last week over something we brought up with you.
Speaker 1: And I want to know if you copped a bit
Speaker 1: of crap from family or friends over this, because you
Speaker 1: know he's only twenty. Do you ever know who the
Speaker 1: Spice Girls are?
Speaker 4: I could not tell you who that was. I don't
Speaker 4: watch movies.
Speaker 1: No, no, don't like the greatest girl band of all time.
Speaker 5: I don't even know they did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 4: Forgiven you should watch it. It's cultural, it's good.
Speaker 5: It's cultural. From a boy from Ringland, I did couple up.
Speaker 4: All the boys, just all my mates from back home,
Speaker 4: and they couldn't believe it either. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I know the songs, but he don't know. I'm like
Speaker 4: the song I don't know.
Speaker 5: Now, put one want to be the boys from the
Speaker 5: club with Indy on the on the radio. You get
Speaker 5: a bit of feed some of them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm more like the older boys.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they might have a field day with what I
Speaker 1: want to do next. Well, we've got it. We've got
Speaker 1: to produce on our team gen z who's around your age,
Speaker 1: and we commonly like quiz her on things up. We'll
Speaker 1: play TV themes and go do you know this TV show?
Speaker 1: Our idea? Yeah, we want to do the same with you.
Speaker 4: That could be a nightmare.
Speaker 1: I got some very very famous song grabs. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: some openings to TV shows we grew up with Clint.
Speaker 1: We'll see how Nick the Wizard Watson goes with it.
Speaker 1: On the other side of this, plus our lights on
Speaker 1: sing along is next now. Last week, NICKI copped it
Speaker 1: from family and friends because you didn't know who the
Speaker 1: Spice Girls were. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 1: We're going to do a little generation test on you
Speaker 1: coming up very soon. What shows do you watch now?
Speaker 1: Are you into TV at all? No?
Speaker 4: Not really, That's why I reckon. I'll struggle with you.
Speaker 5: Were you're a PlayStation guy, PlayStation.
Speaker 1: Mad he packs the PlayStation for the tazzy trip.
Speaker 4: Fair enough to get two K in Fortnite, so the
Speaker 4: whole unit. Yeah, in two controllers, and I'm.
Speaker 1: Going to ask you a question or it'll be brutally
Speaker 1: honest with me. Are you a gaming chair sort of guy?
Speaker 5: No, I'm nice.
Speaker 4: I'm on the couch downstairs.
Speaker 5: And what about a headset?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm headset, Oh yeah, headset yeah yeah, but no
Speaker 4: gaming chair.
Speaker 1: No, it's a slippery slope starff with a headset. All
Speaker 1: of a sudden, you're in a chair with Hope.
Speaker 4: I don't get to that stage.
Speaker 1: All right, Hey, before we get to the generation test,
Speaker 1: we do a thing on Friday scores, lights on, the
Speaker 1: sing along.
Speaker 5: But the test starts.
Speaker 1: Now, yeah, because this is where we play an old
Speaker 1: school song Melbourne. And what we want you to do
Speaker 1: is the minute the song starts, you engage your head lights.
Speaker 1: It's your way of saying, everyone else in the traffic,
Speaker 1: I'm singing this old school banger with you. Now, Nick,
Speaker 1: we're going to get you to intro the song. I'm
Speaker 1: going to say half the title and you tell me
Speaker 1: what you reckon. The rest is, Okay, I reckon, you'll
Speaker 1: know it.
Speaker 5: I don't think you'll have the foggiest idea.
Speaker 1: Whither do I? Today's lights on sing along, Blinda Carlisle.
Speaker 5: You know, Blinda Carlisle, No, I don't. I reckon? You
Speaker 5: get a night.
Speaker 1: The song is Heaven.
Speaker 4: Is Place on Earth.
Speaker 1: And lights off?
Speaker 5: Yes, disengage.
Speaker 1: There we go. That is your lights on sing along
Speaker 1: for Friday, Blinda Carlisle. Heaven is a place on Earth.
Speaker 1: And what a guess of a title that was from
Speaker 1: our guest. It is Jason Lauren Clint's here. Although we
Speaker 1: are minus laws, we got Nick the Wizard Watson from
Speaker 1: the Hollywood Hawks in how did You Know It was?
Speaker 1: Heaven is a place on Earth.
Speaker 4: So it just comes to the back of my head.
Speaker 4: I've heard it before, obviously, and yeah, sort of rang
Speaker 4: in the back of my head.
Speaker 5: Every now and then in a nightclub they will play
Speaker 5: an old school banger, you know, like Boutique back in
Speaker 5: the day on a Friday night eighties and nineties.
Speaker 1: Do they play Blinda Carlisle Circus.
Speaker 4: Or maybe they'll let you or something?
Speaker 1: Yeah, gotcha. You don't feel like you're heaven then?
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So last week on the show we were talking about
Speaker 1: the Spice Girls and Lauren was blown over to realize
Speaker 1: you didn't know who they were. You've copped a bit
Speaker 1: of crap. So this morning we're going to give you
Speaker 1: a chance to redeem yourself. I've got I've got some
Speaker 1: audio of well known people. Yeah, I've got a TV
Speaker 1: theme and a song. We want to see if you
Speaker 1: know these first one very famous Australian. Do you know
Speaker 1: this person?
Speaker 7: I tell you what, any buss who secks anyone but
Speaker 7: not turning up the day as a bug.
Speaker 1: I think he made that quote after the Sydney to hope.
Speaker 5: No, the America America America's Cup.
Speaker 4: Yeah, since you said that, I could not tell you.
Speaker 5: Think about think about Canberra, think about the fella who
Speaker 5: once led Australia in the late daddies. No, no, Prime
Speaker 5: Minister Bob Hawk.
Speaker 1: That was heard a Bob.
Speaker 4: Yeah I have heard of Bob Hawk. Yeah, I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't have guessed that.
Speaker 5: Could scull a beer.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he does his finest word.
Speaker 5: The record for sculling a yard class.
Speaker 1: That was a hard one. You'll know this one, very
Speaker 1: very famous band. Again, not a banger you would hear
Speaker 1: at circus.
Speaker 4: I know the song. I just don't the bands. I'm
Speaker 4: just gonna I'm gonna have to guess it, give it
Speaker 4: a guess. I've even gonna guess embarrassing, crowded, crowded, no house,
Speaker 4: crowded house.
Speaker 1: Never heard of it, never heard of him.
Speaker 4: I just I know the songs, I don't know the bands.
Speaker 5: All right, let's let's go TV. Let's go tv TV.
Speaker 5: This is a show. Do you watch much of it?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 5: What about growing up?
Speaker 4: Growing up?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Growing up? He's twenty growing up now, all right,
Speaker 1: this is one we This brings back our youth doesn't
Speaker 1: it claim you'll know this one.
Speaker 4: No clue?
Speaker 1: What is that?
Speaker 5: What is just to give it another?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I could not tell you.
Speaker 1: I ever heard of Tim the two man Taylor.
Speaker 5: No, that's home improvement.
Speaker 4: I'm used to be giving me the hard line.
Speaker 1: That's pretty easy. I was going to give you the Simpsons,
Speaker 1: but it actually says in the opener, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: what you'll get this? Yeah, surely this is it very famous.
Speaker 4: Movie under the Pump.
Speaker 1: Already I go wait to catch up with you in
Speaker 1: a couple of weeks of ribbon you got I would
Speaker 1: say this is clinton one of the most famous movie
Speaker 1: quotes ever.
Speaker 5: Of all time, of all time, open up too much?
Speaker 5: If I can't, here we go.
Speaker 13: Congratulations, she's still made a.
Speaker 1: Show Me the Money. It's from the movie.
Speaker 4: Uh, I know, shame you the money. I just stayed
Speaker 4: over the movie.
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise.
Speaker 4: You know Tom Cruise American football.
Speaker 1: That helps?
Speaker 4: But I know is that isn't like an older one?
Speaker 4: Is the old movie Show Me the Money?
Speaker 1: Tom Cruise?
Speaker 5: In Jerry.
Speaker 4: Jerry, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Jerry McGuire.
Speaker 5: McGuire, Oh, it's a get out of jail.
Speaker 1: Don't distract us, mate by giving away to gather around.
Speaker 5: Ticket is the reach of the air hole.
Speaker 1: You'll love this gen z our young producer. I said,
Speaker 1: can you get me the grab from Jerry McGuire And
Speaker 1: she said, is that Eddie's brother?
Speaker 5: That's just just as bad as me. Jerry McGuire I
Speaker 5: redeemed himself because he blew the airhorn. There we go
Speaker 5: and here they come. Look at them?
Speaker 1: Cool? God Almighty, Hey, make good luck in Tazzi. Thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't want to jink you, but I'm feeling I'm
Speaker 1: feeling good for the Hawks so far top of the ladder.
Speaker 1: How's it good to be sitting there?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's good. It's time in my career, so hopefully
Speaker 4: they can start there.
Speaker 1: Well, don't forget to pack the PlayStation. We'll catch up soon.
Speaker 1: Nick the Wizard Watson joining us on the air. Cheers
Speaker 1: a company mate.
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne thirteen to nine. You're on the air
Speaker 1: with Jason Lauren Clint's here Laws is away hopefully back
Speaker 1: on Monday.
Speaker 4: Get it in on all the twenty twenty five AFL
Speaker 4: gather Round and South Australia have to offer.
Speaker 5: It's a festival of footage and South Australia is ready.
Speaker 12: Because we gather arounds to AFL Jason Lawrence Jesse.
Speaker 1: I won't you take me to gather around? I want
Speaker 1: you to take me too. You're excited about this. So
Speaker 1: we are doing a family holiday. It is coming up fast.
Speaker 1: It's not the next weekend.
Speaker 5: No next weekend and after weekend after right, So next
Speaker 5: ipe haven't cooked the books because I got to go
Speaker 5: away next weekend on a little holiday before.
Speaker 1: Guess on this weekend, No next weekend, next weekend.
Speaker 5: So this time next week, you on a whiteboard and
Speaker 5: I'll run you through it.
Speaker 1: So so next week I'll say we're going Thursday week.
Speaker 1: That'll work.
Speaker 5: That'll work. Yeah, Thursday.
Speaker 1: I won't say next Thursday because that's Thursday exactly. You
Speaker 1: say Thursday week.
Speaker 5: It's the one after the Thursday that's coming.
Speaker 1: That's the one. It's always a heated argument.
Speaker 5: So we're going Thursday week week.
Speaker 1: If you would like to join us after that, you're
Speaker 1: probably like, I'm not sitting next to you. We're gonna
Speaker 1: be jumping on a Vergin Australia flight. We are taking
Speaker 1: a plane load full of our listeners and we are
Speaker 1: heading to gather around. You can get in on all
Speaker 1: the twenty twenty five AFL gather Round and South Australian Action.
Speaker 1: It's a festival of footy and you can check out
Speaker 1: what South Australia has on offer. Go to gather round
Speaker 1: dot AFL.
Speaker 5: Alright, let's do it, Jace. Remember this isn't there on
Speaker 5: the stand my Listra. And now they are coming with us,
Speaker 5: they are on the plane. I can tell you this
Speaker 5: morning that Alana.
Speaker 1: Hill, are you coming to gather around?
Speaker 10: Oh my god, Oh my god, that's so exciting.
Speaker 1: I believe you bringing a Swaney's fan as well.
Speaker 5: I am.
Speaker 7: My boyfriend's a big Swan fan.
Speaker 10: So it be a very interesting game to go too.
Speaker 5: And who do you got your back for Collingwood?
Speaker 10: I'm a Collingwood sport Yeah, sorry about that.
Speaker 1: So we can need two hotel rooms that night. Are
Speaker 1: you guys happy to still share?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 12: We might, We might need to depending on the on
Speaker 12: the win, it's going.
Speaker 1: To be awkward. How cool.
Speaker 5: It's a festive and you are on the plane with us.
Speaker 1: Also, Lauren's got about plus sixty on her lounge access,
Speaker 1: so we'll all meet in the Virgion of Australia lounge.
Speaker 1: Lauren will hold the little flag at the airport. I'll
Speaker 1: follow on the plane with her at the front. We'll
Speaker 1: all go the footy together. We're staying in the same hotel,
Speaker 1: We're on the same flight, full family trip. We will
Speaker 1: see you Thursday week week.
Speaker 3: Thank you so much.
Speaker 10: I can't wait.
Speaker 1: It's going to be a ripping weekend.
Speaker 5: Don't go to the airport next Thursday. It's the one
Speaker 5: after night week on Thursday. Yeah, the one after next Thursday.
Speaker 1: Hello nov Bhi, this is Alana on the tee four.
Speaker 1: No one's rocked up yet. Where am I meeting Lauren?
Speaker 5: Gather Round? It's coming our a Melbourne, it really is.
Speaker 1: It is just going ten to nine. Hey, don't forget.
Speaker 1: We've got trips all next week as well, so make
Speaker 1: sure you're listening Monday for your chance to join us
Speaker 1: at gather Round on Nova. My request for Brendan from
Speaker 1: the Pants Factory. That is Pitbull and John Ryan Fireball.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne. This isn't for one lounder song, doesn't
Speaker 1: he big fandall text and all the time that going
Speaker 1: off for the Pants Factory. It is JAS and Lauren
Speaker 1: Clint is here as well. Although we are minus loss
Speaker 1: this morning. Hopefully she will be back on Monday. It's
Speaker 1: been like watching an excited kid go to Disneyland today.
Speaker 1: Clint me in the election, the election.
Speaker 5: I do love an election.
Speaker 1: I don't know what.
Speaker 5: There's something about democracy that no, itmells lovely.
Speaker 1: No, you just you get caught up in the all.
Speaker 5: Well, for you, there's a trip to the polling booth,
Speaker 5: and there's a sausage, and there's sometimes if you go
Speaker 5: to a really good polling place, they do cake stalls
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that, haven't you do you have to
Speaker 1: pay for the sausage.
Speaker 5: Of course you need to pay for the sausage because
Speaker 5: supporting the Scouts or the girl guides or the school.
Speaker 1: Remember was that Bill Shorten that.
Speaker 2: Ye? No, he ate a.
Speaker 5: Sausage Burger sausage sandwich.
Speaker 1: But he couldn't get a sandwich.
Speaker 5: Oh that's right. He didn't get his chops around it.
Speaker 1: I think he just didn't want the photo going viral
Speaker 1: of him like what taking the sausage?
Speaker 5: Yes, the right way, Yes, I mean there is a way.
Speaker 5: So we go to the polls on May the third.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sucks if you're a Queenslander. It's a long weekend,
Speaker 1: so a week couldn't kill us here a good call
Speaker 1: that a postal vote situation.
Speaker 5: But it means five weeks of campaigning and those ads,
Speaker 5: oh the ads, well they've already started. Have you seen
Speaker 5: the trumpet patriot type ads. They're a bit weird with
Speaker 5: the dude in the two page Tucker Carlson, who's that's American? Yeah,
Speaker 5: he used to work on Fox News and he got
Speaker 5: the boot and he's yeah, one of Trump his mates. Anyway,
Speaker 5: look forward to that, Melbourne, go to the poles.
Speaker 1: Five weeks. Here we go, thank you for the Hey
Speaker 1: guys that is here. We are out of here, big
Speaker 1: shout out, heading along to the Avalon Air show as
Speaker 1: well this weekend where that's going on here. Yeah, there's
Speaker 1: a lot going on a around town. Weather. It's looking
Speaker 1: all right tonight, it's all happening. Marble, the Blue bagg
Speaker 1: has me the Doggies. And then Tomorrow night, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Tomorrow day. They don't get there, you know, the Hollywood
Speaker 5: style fixturing anymore, because you got the matinee. Yeah, we've
Speaker 5: got the matinee. The mcg versus the Gold Coast Suns.
Speaker 5: It's one to get to shout out to the d's
Speaker 5: still we got on the board. Don't laugh.
Speaker 1: I think you can still get tickets. You have a
Speaker 1: great weekend everybody.
Speaker 5: And a shout out to Lozzie. She's hopefully going to
Speaker 5: be back on Monday.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We miss yours.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love yours.
Speaker 1: We love you and hopefully back on Monday. Have a
Speaker 1: great weekend everyone and we will see then. Bye.
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