Speaker 1: Gate, Ben Leamon Bell.
Speaker 2: The new sound of No the Mornings in twenty twenty
Speaker 2: three is Early Breakfast.
Speaker 3: There's Ben Lemon Bell from six AM and Jody and
Speaker 3: Hazy from seven.
Speaker 4: You guys are great, great, quite bearable Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 3: It's the new sound of nover in twenty twenty three.
Speaker 1: What an absolute pleasure it is to meet you.
Speaker 5: And if you've come back for another helping, well then
Speaker 5: hopefully we keep you nice and full. But if it
Speaker 5: is your first time, jeez, we've got a feast for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we sure do today.
Speaker 6: But just before we get into what's on the menu, Hazy.
Speaker 6: News reader Abby just mentioned that Smith Chips are teaming
Speaker 6: up with Subway, Red Rooster and Mad Mix. I need
Speaker 6: more information on this story, are we like? I mean,
Speaker 6: what sort of subway are they going?
Speaker 4: Like your meat ball? Your chicken? Terry archyta you to mayonnaise?
Speaker 4: What followful meatball?
Speaker 7: So it's meatball Subway, it's hot sauce, Mad Max, and
Speaker 7: then it's fried chicken burger, Red Rooster.
Speaker 4: Interested people, I think?
Speaker 7: So I say we try like we're gonna have to
Speaker 7: mortgage our homes to get packets though, because there's a
Speaker 7: chip or there's a potato shortage.
Speaker 4: Potatoes left. Yeah, that's very interesting, what a development overnight.
Speaker 5: We'll keep an eye on this one for you chip
Speaker 5: enthusias out there. Probably a little bit flat at the minutes.
Speaker 7: I've got a good cheesy story coming up later, so
Speaker 7: hold your hats for that one cheesy story.
Speaker 6: All the flavors this morning, Abs, We're all about the cheese.
Speaker 5: Twenty four degrees across Adelaide this morning, which is nice
Speaker 5: at all. Welcome change last a few days, so it's
Speaker 5: really really cool now it's calmed down.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I rode.
Speaker 6: My bike in this morning in the spirit of the
Speaker 6: tool down under and a few drops of rain around
Speaker 6: yes overnight and this morning.
Speaker 5: Just to play a picture as well. The most the
Speaker 5: girliest bike I've ever seen on the planet. I didn't
Speaker 5: know that a mature age woman could ride a bike
Speaker 5: which was almost hot pink and also has a basket
Speaker 5: at the front stop it.
Speaker 4: It's a retro bike.
Speaker 6: It's not hot pink, it's rose gold. It has a
Speaker 6: very very functional basket on the top. And also it
Speaker 6: has a maximum speed about six ks.
Speaker 1: Now it does.
Speaker 5: And you wrote off yesterday it looked like you're an
Speaker 5: extra from the sound of music, That's what I thought
Speaker 5: was going on.
Speaker 1: Speaking of our cycling tdu is on today.
Speaker 5: Yesterday wrapped up the women's T too so Grace Brown,
Speaker 5: congratulations to her. Yep, today's in Tonando. The boys just
Speaker 5: from Tonanda to Tonanda little one hundred and fifty four
Speaker 5: k loop which I didn't think it took that long
Speaker 5: to get from the bakery to the thch.
Speaker 4: Oh Me either. I thought that was a good three
Speaker 4: minute walk. Apparently not. She's a big loop of toandall.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 5: Sometimes if you have been at TCH for a good
Speaker 5: solid session and you try to get to the bakery
Speaker 5: and you go the wrong way, could take you one
Speaker 5: hundred and fifty four plumbers, but somehow you still find
Speaker 5: yourself getting there.
Speaker 4: You speak from experience.
Speaker 6: Our big show coming up second date update, we confront
Speaker 6: a guy who ghosted a girl. We want to find
Speaker 6: out why she wants answers, so do we. We also
Speaker 6: have a segment called ask us Anything, where you can
Speaker 6: get involved at breakfast at over nine one nine dot
Speaker 6: com dot au or exits for doublelo nine one nine
Speaker 6: nine one nine.
Speaker 4: You can ask us any question you like.
Speaker 1: Nothing is off limits.
Speaker 6: And we're contractually obliged to answer. Apparently, Hazy, the listeners
Speaker 6: of Adelaide are getting to know you because you've pretty
Speaker 6: much the new FM kid on the block, which is
Speaker 6: great because you're awesome and I know everyone's going to
Speaker 6: love you. But I have received this text message four
Speaker 6: doublow nine nine nine one nine please give us feedback anytime.
Speaker 4: And it's from Scott.
Speaker 6: Now, Scott has a theory about you and another high
Speaker 6: profile person in Adelaide, and he joins us on the
Speaker 6: line because I want to let him tell you what
Speaker 6: his theory is.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Scotty, Yes, good morning, go for it. Tell
Speaker 4: Hazy what you think.
Speaker 8: Well, I think that he is duping the South Australian
Speaker 8: public and I think he is, in fact the premier
Speaker 8: Peter malanawskis in disguise.
Speaker 5: Oh you know which way? Yes, duping the public?
Speaker 1: Yeah probably yes, Wow, it adds up.
Speaker 8: I mean they you know, they both play guy playing footy,
Speaker 8: they both like getting their shirt off, you know, they
Speaker 8: both got smooth, deep voices. I think this is all about,
Speaker 8: you know, a premier needing to have a bit more input,
Speaker 8: and so he's invented Hazy as a character so he
Speaker 8: can be on the radio more often.
Speaker 6: What you're saying to Scotty is that you don't, in
Speaker 6: fact believe that Andrew Hayes is a real person, That
Speaker 6: it's actually Peter.
Speaker 8: Melanowskis absolutely I mean, and anyone ever seen them in
Speaker 8: the same room together at the same time, Very very true.
Speaker 5: What about Maleley just having a double life though as
Speaker 5: well his wife at home, he's also married to Kara.
Speaker 1: He's got several kids everywhere us.
Speaker 8: I think we're under something here, and I think it's
Speaker 8: time that Hazy was out there that he is actually
Speaker 8: the premier.
Speaker 6: I do. There is one hole in your theory that
Speaker 6: I'd like to address, Scotty, because Peter madelanowskis one of
Speaker 6: these men is very adept at making executive decisions and
Speaker 6: running the state and controlling the purses.
Speaker 4: The other one is Andrew Hayes.
Speaker 8: Yeah, okay, okay, I wanted to work on my theory,
Speaker 8: but you can see where I'm going with it.
Speaker 5: Well, we need to debunk this theory. So give us
Speaker 5: a couple of days, Scotti, and we'll see if we
Speaker 5: can get the PM in the same room as myself.
Speaker 5: But in the meantime, I am actually the premier, so
Speaker 5: you're right, and what I can announce is in twenty
Speaker 5: twenty five, Adelaide will host a Super Bowl.
Speaker 8: Fantastic.
Speaker 6: I'm in and your lack of political now was really
Speaker 6: exposed then when you said I am the PM.
Speaker 1: Will thinking story of how.
Speaker 3: Several scenes is huge.
Speaker 6: I'm so abnormally excited about this story because the dreamy
Speaker 6: Italian villa from the White Lotus is available to rent
Speaker 6: on Airbnb.
Speaker 4: You haven't seen it, but that's the theme.
Speaker 5: I was about to say. This doesn't make a whole
Speaker 5: lot of sense to me that it's poppy. It's not
Speaker 5: a certified bang yet an over boy is not going
Speaker 5: to be playing. It's not that you.
Speaker 6: Can now experience the Sicilian setting for yourself, as the
Speaker 6: stunning villa where friend of mees Harper and Daphne stay
Speaker 6: for one evening is available to rent on AIRB and B.
Speaker 6: I think they got high from memory the night they
Speaker 6: spent together in this villa. There you go, are going
Speaker 6: to cost you, though eight seven hundred and eighty dollars
Speaker 6: and forty one Australian dollars per night.
Speaker 1: That it want to be a memorable night.
Speaker 4: It would want to be.
Speaker 6: Now, what is disappointed me greatly is you're the only
Speaker 6: man on the planet who hasn't watched White Lotus. You're
Speaker 6: the only human on the planet that hasn't watched that show.
Speaker 6: When are you going to watch it?
Speaker 1: I feel so alone?
Speaker 4: You are alone?
Speaker 5: Can I say that I'll watch it within the next
Speaker 5: forty six months?
Speaker 6: How I'm I supposed to have conversations with you if
Speaker 6: you won't watch it?
Speaker 1: What's it on too? By the way, is it on Netflix?
Speaker 6: Binge?
Speaker 1: Don't have Binge?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Sorry, God, you'd like it.
Speaker 4: You're like a streaming service, Pariah.
Speaker 1: Is it on ko? I don't have it?
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 6: Madonna has wiped her Instagram and announced a career spanning
Speaker 6: Greatest Hits.
Speaker 5: Tour's still looking good, Madonna.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure about her.
Speaker 4: She's sixty four. I'm curious about.
Speaker 6: Madonna because she still seems to want to sexualize herself
Speaker 6: instead of saying, like, look how hot I am in
Speaker 6: my mid sixties without just going you know what I am?
Speaker 4: Who I am.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry for me. It's all about personality. Don't see
Speaker 5: age or number or looks or anything like that.
Speaker 1: But that's okay. I try to look deep within someone's soul.
Speaker 6: Anyway, her tour, and she's going to perform all the hits,
Speaker 6: Thank goodness. She's not going to get on stage and go, Hello,
Speaker 6: I'm Madonna. I'm going to play my new stuff for
Speaker 6: you this evening.
Speaker 1: That can be frustrating.
Speaker 5: You think when you see an ageless artist who's been
Speaker 5: so good throughout the journal, they here's some new stuff.
Speaker 5: I wouldn't see you too, And they played their new
Speaker 5: stuff for the first half an hour and we almost left.
Speaker 4: Yes, I know you just got people at the back. Guy,
Speaker 4: Why are like a brat?
Speaker 1: For God's sake.
Speaker 6: The tour is going to kick off in Canada in July,
Speaker 6: and then New York, Barcelona, Paris and Stockholm before it
Speaker 6: wraps in Amsterdam on the first of December.
Speaker 4: I don't know why I've just done that story now
Speaker 4: because I realize she's not coming to Australia.
Speaker 1: That's all right.
Speaker 4: What was the point of the last forty five seconds?
Speaker 1: Well, it's Madonna.
Speaker 5: What does the dump button takes off about eight seconds,
Speaker 5: so we're still going to get half that Madonna chat
Speaker 5: even if I press the dump button.
Speaker 1: Let's push on.
Speaker 6: The presence of the Russian flag in the stands at
Speaker 6: the OS Open, has prompted organizers to ban them from
Speaker 6: Melbourne Park so you could see the flag on court
Speaker 6: fourteen during a match.
Speaker 4: Between Okay, here we go.
Speaker 6: This is this is newsreader Abbey's revenge on me right now,
Speaker 6: Ukraine's Katarina vandal and Russian Camilla wreckimm over over.
Speaker 1: Yes, you just got to stay with confidence.
Speaker 4: Isn't that right, Abby, Like you've just had fast sake confidently. Yeah,
Speaker 4: that's right, because it's worked for you.
Speaker 5: Finebasa, I'm getting better.
Speaker 4: I'm getting better today. I haven't stuffed up yet.
Speaker 6: Okay, this is the Ukrainian ambassador talking about the presence
Speaker 6: of Russian flags at the tennis.
Speaker 2: I welcome the decision of Australian Open to ban Russian
Speaker 2: flags at a display. More so, I really want to
Speaker 2: encourage Tennis Australia to increase the security because I was
Speaker 2: told that yesterday those spectators who are not just only
Speaker 2: displaying the Russian flag, they've been actually mocking the Ukrainian
Speaker 2: tennis player Katarina and distracting her from the game. I
Speaker 2: want to make sure that doesn't happen again.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is absolutely not.
Speaker 6: On Murky waters when you're mixing sport and politics, isn't it.
Speaker 6: That's why we'll move on at this point, won't we?
Speaker 1: Hazy very good?
Speaker 5: Let's seamlessly move on to the Bachelor, shall we? Because
Speaker 5: it seems like a stock standard transition.
Speaker 4: It does.
Speaker 6: I mean, how many times in your life have your
Speaker 6: segued from the Warren, Russia and Ukraine to the Bachelor?
Speaker 4: Now this is big.
Speaker 6: Apparently several batchy stars have already lost their five K
Speaker 6: bonus for breaching contracts, so they obviously they have gone
Speaker 6: onto the Bachelor for Instagram fame or money or both,
Speaker 6: but some have already been stripped of their privileges for
Speaker 6: breaching their contract. That aside a big WTF from me
Speaker 6: last night watching The Bachelor? Since when do we have
Speaker 6: partners on the outside and since when do those partners
Speaker 6: come onto the show? So last night, Jessica, who's one
Speaker 6: of the contestants who's vying for Felix's heart because she's
Speaker 6: one of them that's not about Instagram fame, introduced her
Speaker 6: boyfriend from the outside to come in and meet him,
Speaker 6: and then proceeds to tell Felix the Bachelor, if you
Speaker 6: pick me and if we end up getting married.
Speaker 4: I hope you're open to a little threesome action a
Speaker 4: little down the track. Have I listen, if you and
Speaker 4: I were to get end up together, I would.
Speaker 9: Still really appreciate being able to maintain contact.
Speaker 10: Review you.
Speaker 1: How far does that contact go?
Speaker 3: Is that a texting relationship I would assume, not a
Speaker 3: sexual relationship.
Speaker 9: I'm still questioning the whole I can people be together
Speaker 9: sexually with one another forever and ever till death to
Speaker 9: us part? Like if you and I get married, and
Speaker 9: I'm like, I want to spice things up in the
Speaker 9: bedroom Damien from ten years ago, we all joined the
Speaker 9: bedroom together because I am a sexual person.
Speaker 1: Wow, Wi, what a really different way to say.
Speaker 5: Can I just go with whoever I want at any
Speaker 5: stage and you not judge me for it?
Speaker 6: She was essentially saying, can we have an open relationship?
Speaker 4: That's what she was saying. So I want to put
Speaker 4: this to you, Hazy.
Speaker 6: Your beautiful wife Kara comes to you after ten years
Speaker 6: and goes, she's bored you are boring?
Speaker 1: He who told you? Sorryay, it's about you six or seven?
Speaker 4: Oh boy, I'm so bored.
Speaker 6: My boyfriend from back in the day would like to
Speaker 6: ingratiate himself into the scenario. Would you be open despicing
Speaker 6: things up in that fashion? And if so, who would
Speaker 6: you choose? She goes funky free choice, hazy, it's up you.
Speaker 6: Who do you want?
Speaker 1: Thank? I think you go with two or three boyfriends.
Speaker 5: But in terms of keeping it spicy, I sure come over,
Speaker 5: bring your best beef Vinderloo and let's have a really
Speaker 5: really spicy meal together.
Speaker 4: We'll keep it real and answer the question who would
Speaker 4: it be?
Speaker 5: It would have to be somebody who's and I have
Speaker 5: to check with some of the ex boyfriend, someone who's
Speaker 5: a very very small in stature.
Speaker 1: Right, if you know what I mean?
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Speaker 6: What if it's Ozzie for trouble, a little duck you
Speaker 6: tell me you bt the time machine.
Speaker 5: On this day yep, Wednesday, eighteenth of January. Let's go
Speaker 5: for a little trip down memory lane. We'll start in
Speaker 5: nineteen eighty Jades Jason Seagull is born. Today's his forty
Speaker 5: third birthday. He is best known for his roles and
Speaker 5: How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I
Speaker 5: Love you man.
Speaker 1: He is so funny.
Speaker 4: Jason Siegel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know you're thinking of Steven Sigar.
Speaker 4: I am, yes, I am.
Speaker 5: Very very different action hero Jason Siegel, Steven Sigal, Oh
Speaker 5: my god, to opposite ends.
Speaker 1: Okay, Barty's responding really a lot of the pregnancy. It's
Speaker 1: amazing how fast the knocker at as you says.
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety five Yahoo dot com domain was created, and
Speaker 5: then of course Yahoo went on to become the son
Speaker 5: of Google. Not really, but Google really son yahooed, isn't it?
Speaker 5: It is still Lay's claimship over Bing. I think it
Speaker 5: is bing Bing.
Speaker 6: If you ever went to Bing, as you'll go to
Speaker 6: like default Internet Explorer, you're a loser.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, you'd be like, hey Bing, give me
Speaker 5: photos of Lebron James and I go. Here you go,
Speaker 5: Here's Steph Curry. Whatever, take that. I don't care. Thanks
Speaker 5: Being ninety seven, borge Uselin becomes the first person across
Speaker 5: Antarctica alone and unaided that the Norwegian Polar Explorer walked
Speaker 5: three thousand kilometers across hers southernmost continent.
Speaker 1: It's a lonely walk.
Speaker 6: I don't think Borch has got enough credit for that
Speaker 6: because he's not a household name.
Speaker 4: But that's a good fish.
Speaker 1: And my next kit we call Borge Little Borge Hays.
Speaker 6: Hey, when you're four, you're going to walk across Antarctica, Borch.
Speaker 1: Don't hit your sister.
Speaker 5: Nineteen ninety eight, fifty fifth Golden Globes Titanic wins Best Picture.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, we all know as well. Jack could have survived.
Speaker 5: I Rose is like literally rescue boats everywhere. I've got
Speaker 5: to let you go, Jack, just pull him up. It's fine.
Speaker 4: There's been enough debate about this. There's room enough for two.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and eight, the United Nations announced George Clooney
Speaker 5: as a UN Messenger of Peace because he's pretty perfect.
Speaker 5: Isn't the only George sal and Pepper sexy? We get it.
Speaker 6: It's flawless married to the world's most perfect woman, like
Speaker 6: not only stunning, like supermodel stunning, but also next level smart,
Speaker 6: Beta is perfect. Those women don't exist.
Speaker 4: You're not real iman.
Speaker 5: In George MARRIEDI twenty eighteen, Brazilian surfer Mayer Gabira rides
Speaker 5: the largest ever wave by a female surfer at twenty
Speaker 5: point seventy two meters in Portugal.
Speaker 6: WHOA, that's pretty much schmee down at Middleton most weekends.
Speaker 5: Not Chris Big is the big Wedgy. It's still pretty intense.
Speaker 5: And then I went someone in January eighteenth. In twenty
Speaker 5: twelve was We Found Love by Rihanna featuring Calvin.
Speaker 1: Harris, A certified bank, get into It, Jodi and Hazy,
Speaker 1: good money as done Smart, what is.
Speaker 11: The Tata probat.
Speaker 4: The blackcase, will you.
Speaker 1: Will do? The bacas, the will.
Speaker 11: To think that, the stops to start, stops to.
Speaker 12: Start journey and hazes ask us anything, you know what,
Speaker 12: nothing's off limits because we're trying to get to know you.
Speaker 5: You guys are trying to get to know us. So
Speaker 5: the best way to know somebody is just to ask.
Speaker 5: And the most deepest intimate secrets of all time. And
Speaker 5: you just got to be honest.
Speaker 6: A little edgie about this segment. I bet you are
Speaker 6: never quite know what's going to come at me.
Speaker 1: There's a few demons in the closet.
Speaker 4: More than a few mates it's full of demons.
Speaker 1: City of demons.
Speaker 4: It's like demon is the name of the.
Speaker 1: City, Pneumonia. It's a population.
Speaker 4: Seven thousand and six ninety and they all live in
Speaker 4: my head.
Speaker 1: Oh wait, let's meet a few of those demons. Produce
Speaker 1: you shore on. Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 2: Ah.
Speaker 3: The phones have been going off with questions for you.
Speaker 4: To amazing great. Did you bet them more? You just
Speaker 4: gone through it?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I just went straight for it.
Speaker 4: Of course you did.
Speaker 3: No, can't vet them. The listeners want what they want. Okay, okay,
Speaker 3: our first question, what would your final death row meal be?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 6: Well, as a general rule, I haven't had carbs since
Speaker 6: nineteen ninety two, so I probably really hit myself up
Speaker 6: with some sort of seafood linguine number with the creamy sauce. Yes,
Speaker 6: go out, die, Jody, you're happy and your tummy's.
Speaker 5: Full, well belly, I'm gonna go straight to the top shelf.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna say Barnacle bills.
Speaker 1: I'm just kiddy.
Speaker 5: But what I want to do is because I literally
Speaker 5: want to go out with the bang. I want it
Speaker 5: to be the biggest meal of all time and something
Speaker 5: that's really really explosive, that when you put some electricity
Speaker 5: through me, I might pop and make a big old mess.
Speaker 1: So I want a big chicken carry thanks. Oh no,
Speaker 1: sound good?
Speaker 3: Both sound good?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 3: Question two, what's the first South Australian street that you've
Speaker 3: ever lived in?
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm going to say, I think Saint Alban's Drive.
Speaker 4: I think was it? No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: We a, Oh that's right.
Speaker 6: No, it's an Norman's Drive. I live next door to Garrier's.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, yeah, And I thought this would be good
Speaker 6: because I was a sports reborterer. I thought I'll get
Speaker 6: some real scoops here gas Gabby Donuts. Yeah, I can't
Speaker 6: remember the name of it, but it was next to.
Speaker 4: The mental health hospital and Burnside's all.
Speaker 1: That's convenient.
Speaker 4: Oh there's that girl who lives in pneumonia. This is
Speaker 4: a good chicken pop over.
Speaker 6: She was.
Speaker 5: Oh look, she's just doing laps of the street again,
Speaker 5: clearly crunching some numbers and talking to her own demons,
Speaker 5: all seven.
Speaker 1: Million of them.
Speaker 4: Well what about you?
Speaker 1: I got Way Avenue and Broadview.
Speaker 6: Oh nice, Yes, that's top shelf next to the beach.
Speaker 1: I'll be honest with you. Don't worry. They're not one
Speaker 1: beautiful house.
Speaker 4: Okay, he's the worst house on the best street. Is
Speaker 4: that what you would do it?
Speaker 1: We've had a pretty ordinary one, a good spot.
Speaker 5: They right, So this is where Central District's actually put
Speaker 5: me with another bloke. It was somebody else's rental house
Speaker 5: and they put us in there because it's halfway in between.
Speaker 5: Obviously the city is closer, but then you're about twenty
Speaker 5: five minutes from the Ponderosa.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also the grand close proximity.
Speaker 5: I'm going to say we're more Oxford type operators. And
Speaker 5: then the Line hotel on the Sunday.
Speaker 4: Oh right, okay, you had a real system.
Speaker 1: You gave that a atch once or twice? All right?
Speaker 3: Question number three, what is your best and least favorite attribute?
Speaker 6: Okay, oh okay, my well, okay, I've had four children,
Speaker 6: So my least favorite attribute is my stomach.
Speaker 4: And I shouldn't be like that. I should be positive
Speaker 4: body image Bush, that's just being honest. My favorite attribute
Speaker 4: I'm not. I think I'm kind, Okay, I think I'm
Speaker 4: a nice person.
Speaker 1: So is it purely physical or attribute in general?
Speaker 5: So it could be something general, right, it's probably shows
Speaker 5: you my personality. I purely went for physical traits. Worst
Speaker 5: attribute I had my years. I've got massive years. Yeah,
Speaker 5: big old wingings. You can't see hi because I got
Speaker 5: headphones on. I wear headphones all the time like an
Speaker 5: over boy, just to keep and covered up.
Speaker 1: I hear everything, though.
Speaker 4: I've never noticed your ears. And that's hand on my heart.
Speaker 5: Okay, there you go, now you will. What do you
Speaker 5: think my favorite attribute is physical cars? Is that easy?
Speaker 1: There's a flute.
Speaker 5: I wear shorts three out of sixty three ound sixty
Speaker 5: five plus a few more days a year.
Speaker 1: And they're not lying.
Speaker 3: First I met you. That's all you want to do
Speaker 3: is check out my car.
Speaker 1: And I was like, hey, hey, Sean, check this out.
Speaker 5: Least bad boys, bad boys full However they look good.
Speaker 3: In question number four, and have you ever been caught
Speaker 3: in public naked?
Speaker 1: Okay? Can I kick things off here? You know, mim?
Speaker 5: Yes, when I was eighteen or nineteen, there was a
Speaker 5: very very prominent movie doing the Rounds. This is when
Speaker 5: we lived in Sydney, starring a rat pack, most notably
Speaker 5: Will Ferrell in this particular scene. So we've got we've
Speaker 5: got streaking to the quad and the gymnasium got every
Speaker 5: day snoop.
Speaker 1: And I'm not even joking.
Speaker 5: So we we were streaking in a part of Sydney
Speaker 5: where and I actually got caught by policeman and we're
Speaker 5: very nice policeman. He was nice to us and explained
Speaker 5: exactly what was happening. That may have since a few
Speaker 5: days ago. I'm actually obsessed with it. We just thought
Speaker 5: this would be funny, and he said, right, I go
Speaker 5: home right now, immediately.
Speaker 4: Right, and it was it and you got off, didn't
Speaker 4: get arrested.
Speaker 1: You.
Speaker 4: Maybe he wasn't that impressed with what he saw on.
Speaker 5: He felt sorry for me, for goodness sake. If I was,
Speaker 5: you'll be wearing our pants and then pants over the top.
Speaker 6: Have I been caught naked in public? Answer to that
Speaker 6: question is yes, twice twice. The first time we were
Speaker 6: my husband and I had a weekend away from the kids.
Speaker 4: So we were in a hotel room in Melbourne.
Speaker 6: And as you do when it's just mummy and daddy.
Speaker 4: You tend to wear a lot of clothes around your
Speaker 4: hotel room.
Speaker 6: So at the moment that I opened up the curtains
Speaker 6: and greeted a window washer, his surprise.
Speaker 1: And my surprise, So that's genuine. Was the proper eye contact,
Speaker 1: proper eye contact.
Speaker 6: He started laughing the same thing as the policeman with you.
Speaker 5: So he looked you up and down and started laughing,
Speaker 5: and it said go home, shut your curtains.
Speaker 4: So that was the first one.
Speaker 6: The second one was at a function at the convention
Speaker 6: Center and.
Speaker 4: It was the Port Adelaide.
Speaker 6: I'm going to say best and fairest or it was
Speaker 6: a function for Port Adelaide.
Speaker 1: And now you're going to get into the story that
Speaker 1: you got nude there is.
Speaker 6: Interesting, unfortunately, and it's my greatest fear.
Speaker 4: They have those sliding door toilets Mention Center.
Speaker 6: So it wasn't full nude, but I was definitely sitting
Speaker 6: on a toilet when the door opened, because someone opened
Speaker 6: it from the outside, because I clearly didn't read the
Speaker 6: brief and lock it from the inside as a group
Speaker 6: of players walk past.
Speaker 4: And why, oh my god, to share the toilet.
Speaker 6: I do, I'm not going to say, because I don't
Speaker 6: want to embarif him. Wow, okay, yes, And so that
Speaker 6: has instilled a few of me of those any toilet
Speaker 6: door that opens, like for example, to a restaurant, I'm
Speaker 6: not about it.
Speaker 4: I'm so terrified and anxious, now do you know what
Speaker 4: I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you know what the ones are? You see
Speaker 5: around the park. Sometimes there's one on Queen Street, which
Speaker 5: sometimes I use the excel loose. Yeah, door is opening,
Speaker 5: and sometimes you'll have a bit of a sit because
Speaker 5: you need to and you're like, any second now it's
Speaker 5: going to say door is opening, and.
Speaker 1: You expose to the world.
Speaker 4: I have to scare the shit out of you, isn't it.
Speaker 1: Daddy's tough.
Speaker 5: It's not easy yet there it's ruthless, and you know
Speaker 5: the toughest thing about it, all this trying to read
Speaker 5: the opposition and when not say opposition, I mean the
Speaker 5: person you're trying to impress.
Speaker 6: I don't want to sound obnoxious, but I am so
Speaker 6: happy on marriage. I'm so glad I'm happily married and
Speaker 6: I don't have to navigate these shark infested dating waters.
Speaker 1: That's horrible, It's really horrible.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a gong show out there.
Speaker 1: Let's go to gem in Howard Cove. Jemmy, good moring
Speaker 1: to you.
Speaker 10: Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: Here you going good, Jemma, tell us what's going on
Speaker 6: in your love life?
Speaker 10: Dar Well, I'm going to name him Channing straight away,
Speaker 10: he's O Patrick. And we went on this date at
Speaker 10: the beach and he seems really keen. We went and
Speaker 10: got like broken yogurt from Yachi and chatteded for ages,
Speaker 10: and we had been talking like two weeks prior to that,
Speaker 10: so you know, we kind of aready, knew a little
Speaker 10: bit about about each other anyway, and then yes, there
Speaker 10: were chatting for ages at yoa Chi, and then he
Speaker 10: dropped me home and we were laughing so much and
Speaker 10: then we had a bit of a cheeky peck at
Speaker 10: the end. But anyway, so I got inside after he
Speaker 10: dropped me home and messaged him straight away obviously, like
Speaker 10: you know, he's going to get home and want to
Speaker 10: message me back. And he didn't reply for a while,
Speaker 10: so I was like, maybe I'll send a snapchat. So
Speaker 10: I sent a snapchat and he didn't really open it
Speaker 10: for like, oh, I think it was like seven or
Speaker 10: eight hours. But his replies has been like s a blunts.
Speaker 10: I messaged him like a couple more times and he
Speaker 10: still hasn't replied, And yeah, it kind of goes to me,
Speaker 10: I think he's obviously talking to other chicks. Yeah, maybe
Speaker 10: it's just not the one.
Speaker 5: Hey, Jimmy, did you did you go for the top
Speaker 5: shof though, Like, just a few minutes after you texted him,
Speaker 5: did you respond with another text saying why haven't you
Speaker 5: written back?
Speaker 1: Kid?
Speaker 10: No, I didn't go to that far, but I did
Speaker 10: message a few more times.
Speaker 4: So okay.
Speaker 6: My first instinct here is just maybe pulled back a
Speaker 6: little of the messaging just to.
Speaker 10: Touch Yeah, right, okay, maybe I'll do that with them.
Speaker 10: Oh maybe he'll try and get him back by replying. No,
Speaker 10: I won't reply.
Speaker 5: It sounds like you're racking your brain to find different
Speaker 5: avenues to try and get in contact with him.
Speaker 10: Don't do that, Okay, I'm not gonna work with it.
Speaker 6: Also, I just want to check for another Yoachi red flag.
Speaker 6: Did he fill it to the brim and then proceed
Speaker 6: to just put a real mixture of fruit Lolly's chocolate
Speaker 6: the whole works, because that is a sign of a psychopath.
Speaker 1: Was Boys and Berry involved?
Speaker 10: Yeah, you're probably right, guys. It was filled to the
Speaker 10: brim and had every single topic you could imagine.
Speaker 4: And then let me guess he put it on the
Speaker 4: scales and let you pay for it.
Speaker 10: No, he paid, But yeah, I'm going to make look,
Speaker 10: make him look back to psycho. He filled it all
Speaker 10: the way to the bread Man. It was awful, absolutely awful.
Speaker 1: It's it's still not good enough. No, yeah, it's not
Speaker 1: good enough.
Speaker 4: So if they've had a pash, yeah, so you said.
Speaker 1: It was a sensuous peck? Was it a pash for
Speaker 1: a peck?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 10: I don't want to give the absolutely ruined it for us.
Speaker 5: So they they macked on, as I think the kids
Speaker 5: say these days.
Speaker 10: Let's just say I thought he was interested afterwards.
Speaker 6: So, okay, Jemma, would you like us to do your
Speaker 6: dirty work for you?
Speaker 4: When I say us, I mean Hazy.
Speaker 6: Do you want him to call him man to man
Speaker 6: and find out exactly what's gone down here?
Speaker 10: I wouldn't love to. I wouldn't love to.
Speaker 4: Find out what go is. Hazy's face says. I was
Speaker 4: hoping she'd say not.
Speaker 5: I was going to follow it up with plenty more
Speaker 5: fish in this sage, Jemma.
Speaker 4: She likes this particular brand of barrel.
Speaker 6: Mundy.
Speaker 1: You like Patty the Baddie, don't you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need justice for Jemma.
Speaker 5: So we've actually got hold of Patrick from so before
Speaker 5: he joins us this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh, good morning, Patty, good morning, Jody and Hazy.
Speaker 4: Okay, there's always two sides to a story.
Speaker 6: Before I judge you and think you're a horrible ghoster,
Speaker 6: tell us what happened.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean the.
Speaker 8: Date was great, Jem's amazing, but I.
Speaker 10: Found out afterwards that she'd actually slept with one of
Speaker 10: my mates club.
Speaker 1: The tables have turned.
Speaker 6: Andrew Hayes, longtime member of the Central District Football Club. Yes,
Speaker 6: that's familiar with this little tale.
Speaker 5: Well, I mean we're very, very tired group with the
Speaker 5: dog is back of the day. No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 5: This absolutely throws into this ray. Yes, because they're close
Speaker 5: mates and mature adult should be able to look past that,
Speaker 5: but unfortunately, your males full of testosterone and sometimes little
Speaker 5: things like this can get in the way.
Speaker 1: It sounds ridiculous.
Speaker 6: I know, Patrick, don't If you really liked Jemma, couldn't
Speaker 6: you overlook the fact that she's been with one of
Speaker 6: your footy mates.
Speaker 1: But it's the bro Coe Jody.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I see exactly the line that's Patrick's calendar.
Speaker 4: Doesn't love win, doesn't love win?
Speaker 8: I mean love love It's been one day.
Speaker 4: Okay. As soon as I said, I thought, was she
Speaker 4: a little heavy handed with the text messaging.
Speaker 1: Was she ever?
Speaker 10: I think I'm gonna have to change my phone number?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. Well he's a twist in this conversation.
Speaker 1: Thoughts on that, Gemma? No, oh, hello here from you.
Speaker 10: Oh I just want to say, just because I've slept
Speaker 10: with one person that you know, that shouldn't stop our
Speaker 10: connection if we apparently have that. So yeah, that's my
Speaker 10: one comment. But yes, we're just gonna have.
Speaker 1: To leave it now. Good.
Speaker 6: Oh Patrick, can I just say, how did you find
Speaker 6: out that Jemma had been with your mate?
Speaker 8: I can't really discuss what happens in the locker room, Jody,
Speaker 8: you know that? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, look doesn't it?
Speaker 10: Guys?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm not good at reading cues, but I've got
Speaker 5: a good feeling about you too. More chances to pick
Speaker 5: up some Sam Smith tickets. First thing tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Yes, also tomorrow, we're going to do a little thing
Speaker 6: we like to call ask Hazy. So if your kids,
Speaker 6: I mean, he's guiding the next generation. There's no question
Speaker 6: about that. He can't guide himself, but he's taken it
Speaker 6: upon himself to guide children.
Speaker 1: Doesn't really work, you would have thought if.
Speaker 4: You'd like to get involved.
Speaker 6: Breakfast at over nine one nine dot com dot a
Speaker 6: U R O four double nine one nine is the
Speaker 6: text line.
Speaker 5: Probably need to us set some ground rules as well,
Speaker 5: some team rules as we go forward.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Progress.
Speaker 6: So you and I been friends for a long time,
Speaker 6: but we've only been doing this for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: So it's very important that we set boundaries for ourselves
Speaker 6: for this to prosper and go forward and.
Speaker 5: Thrive because we're tight knit community here at over as well,
Speaker 5: we might get the listening involved.
Speaker 1: Okay, sure some of our little rules and regulations.
Speaker 4: You might have rules for us, things that we can
Speaker 4: and can't do.
Speaker 5: Yes, sounds good. Love that I don't forget as well.
Speaker 5: Maddie Rowe is up next. She's going to take you
Speaker 5: through your workday. Next opportunity to get yourself in the
Speaker 5: drawer for novis at free for twenty three.
Speaker 4: Yeah, good on you, Maddie.
Speaker 1: Good stuff.
Speaker 4: It's all good stuff.
Speaker 5: Mad I don't figure as well. Jodie and Hazy the
Speaker 5: podcast have a bit of a listen. We'll catch you
Speaker 5: bright and early tomorrow morning from seven. Have a fantastic Wednesday.