WEBVTT - Is Hayesy Secretly Moonlighting As Premier Peter Malinauskas? 0:00:00.760 --> 0:00:02.160 Gate, Ben Leamon Bell. 0:00:02.279 --> 0:00:04.680 The new sound of No the Mornings in twenty twenty 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:06.000 three is Early Breakfast. 0:00:06.480 --> 0:00:09.039 There's Ben Lemon Bell from six AM and Jody and 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:10.240 Hazy from seven. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:18.479 You guys are great, great, quite bearable Jody and Hazy. 0:00:18.600 --> 0:00:21.360 It's the new sound of nover in twenty twenty three. 0:00:21.760 --> 0:00:23.680 What an absolute pleasure it is to meet you. 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:25.800 And if you've come back for another helping, well then 0:00:25.840 --> 0:00:28.400 hopefully we keep you nice and full. But if it 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:30.840 is your first time, jeez, we've got a feast for you. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:32.360 Yeah, we sure do today. 0:00:32.360 --> 0:00:35.559 But just before we get into what's on the menu, Hazy. 0:00:36.159 --> 0:00:39.400 News reader Abby just mentioned that Smith Chips are teaming 0:00:39.479 --> 0:00:43.440 up with Subway, Red Rooster and Mad Mix. I need 0:00:43.440 --> 0:00:45.880 more information on this story, are we like? I mean, 0:00:46.080 --> 0:00:48.080 what sort of subway are they going? 0:00:48.280 --> 0:00:51.720 Like your meat ball? Your chicken? Terry archyta you to mayonnaise? 0:00:51.760 --> 0:00:54.600 What followful meatball? 0:00:54.680 --> 0:00:57.480 So it's meatball Subway, it's hot sauce, Mad Max, and 0:00:57.520 --> 0:00:59.560 then it's fried chicken burger, Red Rooster. 0:01:00.160 --> 0:01:01.560 Interested people, I think? 0:01:01.600 --> 0:01:03.560 So I say we try like we're gonna have to 0:01:03.560 --> 0:01:06.080 mortgage our homes to get packets though, because there's a 0:01:06.240 --> 0:01:07.920 chip or there's a potato shortage. 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:12.080 Potatoes left. Yeah, that's very interesting, what a development overnight. 0:01:12.240 --> 0:01:13.600 We'll keep an eye on this one for you chip 0:01:13.680 --> 0:01:15.760 enthusias out there. Probably a little bit flat at the minutes. 0:01:15.840 --> 0:01:18.280 I've got a good cheesy story coming up later, so 0:01:18.520 --> 0:01:21.280 hold your hats for that one cheesy story. 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:25.600 All the flavors this morning, Abs, We're all about the cheese. 0:01:25.920 --> 0:01:29.479 Twenty four degrees across Adelaide this morning, which is nice 0:01:29.480 --> 0:01:31.320 at all. Welcome change last a few days, so it's 0:01:31.360 --> 0:01:32.800 really really cool now it's calmed down. 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:35.400 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I rode. 0:01:35.160 --> 0:01:36.720 My bike in this morning in the spirit of the 0:01:36.760 --> 0:01:39.080 tool down under and a few drops of rain around 0:01:39.319 --> 0:01:41.200 yes overnight and this morning. 0:01:41.040 --> 0:01:43.440 Just to play a picture as well. The most the 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:46.080 girliest bike I've ever seen on the planet. I didn't 0:01:46.120 --> 0:01:48.640 know that a mature age woman could ride a bike 0:01:48.680 --> 0:01:51.320 which was almost hot pink and also has a basket 0:01:51.320 --> 0:01:53.120 at the front stop it. 0:01:53.120 --> 0:01:54.280 It's a retro bike. 0:01:54.360 --> 0:01:57.880 It's not hot pink, it's rose gold. It has a 0:01:58.000 --> 0:02:02.400 very very functional basket on the top. And also it 0:02:02.400 --> 0:02:04.000 has a maximum speed about six ks. 0:02:03.920 --> 0:02:04.720 Now it does. 0:02:05.160 --> 0:02:06.840 And you wrote off yesterday it looked like you're an 0:02:06.840 --> 0:02:11.440 extra from the sound of music, That's what I thought 0:02:11.480 --> 0:02:11.920 was going on. 0:02:13.280 --> 0:02:16.400 Speaking of our cycling tdu is on today. 0:02:16.560 --> 0:02:19.800 Yesterday wrapped up the women's T too so Grace Brown, 0:02:19.840 --> 0:02:23.560 congratulations to her. Yep, today's in Tonando. The boys just 0:02:23.600 --> 0:02:26.519 from Tonanda to Tonanda little one hundred and fifty four 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.280 k loop which I didn't think it took that long 0:02:29.320 --> 0:02:31.280 to get from the bakery to the thch. 0:02:31.040 --> 0:02:32.639 Oh Me either. I thought that was a good three 0:02:32.639 --> 0:02:36.359 minute walk. Apparently not. She's a big loop of toandall. 0:02:36.600 --> 0:02:36.799 Though. 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:38.520 Sometimes if you have been at TCH for a good 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:40.760 solid session and you try to get to the bakery 0:02:41.000 --> 0:02:42.400 and you go the wrong way, could take you one 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.480 hundred and fifty four plumbers, but somehow you still find 0:02:44.520 --> 0:02:45.200 yourself getting there. 0:02:45.400 --> 0:02:46.480 You speak from experience. 0:02:46.800 --> 0:02:49.240 Our big show coming up second date update, we confront 0:02:49.280 --> 0:02:51.160 a guy who ghosted a girl. We want to find 0:02:51.160 --> 0:02:53.760 out why she wants answers, so do we. We also 0:02:53.800 --> 0:02:55.840 have a segment called ask us Anything, where you can 0:02:56.160 --> 0:02:59.200 get involved at breakfast at over nine one nine dot 0:02:59.200 --> 0:03:02.040 com dot au or exits for doublelo nine one nine 0:03:02.120 --> 0:03:02.600 nine one nine. 0:03:02.639 --> 0:03:04.040 You can ask us any question you like. 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:05.880 Nothing is off limits. 0:03:05.919 --> 0:03:10.440 And we're contractually obliged to answer. Apparently, Hazy, the listeners 0:03:10.480 --> 0:03:12.800 of Adelaide are getting to know you because you've pretty 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:14.720 much the new FM kid on the block, which is 0:03:14.760 --> 0:03:16.799 great because you're awesome and I know everyone's going to 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:20.320 love you. But I have received this text message four 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:24.440 doublow nine nine nine one nine please give us feedback anytime. 0:03:25.000 --> 0:03:25.960 And it's from Scott. 0:03:26.639 --> 0:03:29.640 Now, Scott has a theory about you and another high 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.560 profile person in Adelaide, and he joins us on the 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:34.440 line because I want to let him tell you what 0:03:34.520 --> 0:03:35.200 his theory is. 0:03:35.240 --> 0:03:39.440 Good morning, Scotty, Yes, good morning, go for it. Tell 0:03:39.480 --> 0:03:40.560 Hazy what you think. 0:03:41.440 --> 0:03:44.800 Well, I think that he is duping the South Australian 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:47.560 public and I think he is, in fact the premier 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.280 Peter malanawskis in disguise. 0:03:49.520 --> 0:03:53.920 Oh you know which way? Yes, duping the public? 0:03:53.960 --> 0:03:57.880 Yeah probably yes, Wow, it adds up. 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:00.920 I mean they you know, they both play guy playing footy, 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.280 they both like getting their shirt off, you know, they 0:04:03.320 --> 0:04:07.880 both got smooth, deep voices. I think this is all about, 0:04:08.680 --> 0:04:11.760 you know, a premier needing to have a bit more input, 0:04:11.800 --> 0:04:14.840 and so he's invented Hazy as a character so he 0:04:14.840 --> 0:04:16.159 can be on the radio more often. 0:04:18.400 --> 0:04:20.840 What you're saying to Scotty is that you don't, in 0:04:20.880 --> 0:04:23.919 fact believe that Andrew Hayes is a real person, That 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:24.960 it's actually Peter. 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.920 Melanowskis absolutely I mean, and anyone ever seen them in 0:04:27.960 --> 0:04:30.719 the same room together at the same time, Very very true. 0:04:30.760 --> 0:04:33.040 What about Maleley just having a double life though as 0:04:33.040 --> 0:04:35.680 well his wife at home, he's also married to Kara. 0:04:36.880 --> 0:04:39.280 He's got several kids everywhere us. 0:04:39.640 --> 0:04:41.440 I think we're under something here, and I think it's 0:04:41.520 --> 0:04:43.800 time that Hazy was out there that he is actually 0:04:43.800 --> 0:04:44.279 the premier. 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:47.359 I do. There is one hole in your theory that 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:51.480 I'd like to address, Scotty, because Peter madelanowskis one of 0:04:51.520 --> 0:04:55.159 these men is very adept at making executive decisions and 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:57.560 running the state and controlling the purses. 0:04:58.080 --> 0:04:59.239 The other one is Andrew Hayes. 0:05:01.400 --> 0:05:04.400 Yeah, okay, okay, I wanted to work on my theory, 0:05:04.440 --> 0:05:05.880 but you can see where I'm going with it. 0:05:06.800 --> 0:05:08.919 Well, we need to debunk this theory. So give us 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:10.680 a couple of days, Scotti, and we'll see if we 0:05:10.680 --> 0:05:12.880 can get the PM in the same room as myself. 0:05:12.880 --> 0:05:15.680 But in the meantime, I am actually the premier, so 0:05:15.720 --> 0:05:17.880 you're right, and what I can announce is in twenty 0:05:17.920 --> 0:05:20.720 twenty five, Adelaide will host a Super Bowl. 0:05:22.480 --> 0:05:23.160 Fantastic. 0:05:23.200 --> 0:05:26.119 I'm in and your lack of political now was really 0:05:26.120 --> 0:05:29.080 exposed then when you said I am the PM. 0:05:31.640 --> 0:05:33.480 Will thinking story of how. 0:05:33.600 --> 0:05:40.400 Several scenes is huge. 0:05:41.320 --> 0:05:45.279 I'm so abnormally excited about this story because the dreamy 0:05:45.320 --> 0:05:49.000 Italian villa from the White Lotus is available to rent 0:05:49.040 --> 0:05:49.720 on Airbnb. 0:05:55.520 --> 0:05:57.440 You haven't seen it, but that's the theme. 0:05:57.960 --> 0:05:59.360 I was about to say. This doesn't make a whole 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:02.000 lot of sense to me that it's poppy. It's not 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:04.039 a certified bang yet an over boy is not going 0:06:04.080 --> 0:06:06.120 to be playing. It's not that you. 0:06:06.000 --> 0:06:09.120 Can now experience the Sicilian setting for yourself, as the 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.840 stunning villa where friend of mees Harper and Daphne stay 0:06:11.920 --> 0:06:14.520 for one evening is available to rent on AIRB and B. 0:06:14.800 --> 0:06:16.680 I think they got high from memory the night they 0:06:16.720 --> 0:06:18.800 spent together in this villa. There you go, are going 0:06:18.839 --> 0:06:22.160 to cost you, though eight seven hundred and eighty dollars 0:06:22.200 --> 0:06:24.520 and forty one Australian dollars per night. 0:06:25.279 --> 0:06:27.200 That it want to be a memorable night. 0:06:27.200 --> 0:06:28.039 It would want to be. 0:06:28.360 --> 0:06:31.159 Now, what is disappointed me greatly is you're the only 0:06:31.200 --> 0:06:33.320 man on the planet who hasn't watched White Lotus. You're 0:06:33.360 --> 0:06:35.720 the only human on the planet that hasn't watched that show. 0:06:36.120 --> 0:06:37.080 When are you going to watch it? 0:06:37.160 --> 0:06:38.040 I feel so alone? 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:39.200 You are alone? 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:41.760 Can I say that I'll watch it within the next 0:06:41.800 --> 0:06:42.640 forty six months? 0:06:44.440 --> 0:06:46.440 How I'm I supposed to have conversations with you if 0:06:46.480 --> 0:06:47.200 you won't watch it? 0:06:47.360 --> 0:06:49.040 What's it on too? By the way, is it on Netflix? 0:06:49.320 --> 0:06:49.640 Binge? 0:06:49.800 --> 0:06:50.600 Don't have Binge? 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:51.400 Okay? 0:06:51.600 --> 0:06:54.039 Sorry, God, you'd like it. 0:06:54.160 --> 0:06:56.320 You're like a streaming service, Pariah. 0:06:56.560 --> 0:07:00.880 Is it on ko? I don't have it? 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:01.360 No. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.719 Madonna has wiped her Instagram and announced a career spanning 0:07:05.760 --> 0:07:06.720 Greatest Hits. 0:07:06.520 --> 0:07:16.240 Tour's still looking good, Madonna. 0:07:17.200 --> 0:07:18.280 I'm not sure about her. 0:07:19.960 --> 0:07:22.880 She's sixty four. I'm curious about. 0:07:22.680 --> 0:07:25.320 Madonna because she still seems to want to sexualize herself 0:07:25.360 --> 0:07:27.800 instead of saying, like, look how hot I am in 0:07:27.840 --> 0:07:30.040 my mid sixties without just going you know what I am? 0:07:30.120 --> 0:07:30.480 Who I am. 0:07:30.640 --> 0:07:32.760 I'm sorry for me. It's all about personality. Don't see 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.160 age or number or looks or anything like that. 0:07:35.240 --> 0:07:37.200 But that's okay. I try to look deep within someone's soul. 0:07:37.480 --> 0:07:40.960 Anyway, her tour, and she's going to perform all the hits, 0:07:41.040 --> 0:07:43.600 Thank goodness. She's not going to get on stage and go, Hello, 0:07:43.680 --> 0:07:45.840 I'm Madonna. I'm going to play my new stuff for 0:07:45.880 --> 0:07:46.520 you this evening. 0:07:46.720 --> 0:07:47.760 That can be frustrating. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:51.000 You think when you see an ageless artist who's been 0:07:51.000 --> 0:07:53.239 so good throughout the journal, they here's some new stuff. 0:07:53.240 --> 0:07:55.400 I wouldn't see you too, And they played their new 0:07:55.400 --> 0:07:57.600 stuff for the first half an hour and we almost left. 0:07:57.720 --> 0:07:59.840 Yes, I know you just got people at the back. Guy, 0:08:00.200 --> 0:08:01.400 Why are like a brat? 0:08:02.680 --> 0:08:03.400 For God's sake. 0:08:04.880 --> 0:08:07.160 The tour is going to kick off in Canada in July, 0:08:07.480 --> 0:08:09.880 and then New York, Barcelona, Paris and Stockholm before it 0:08:09.920 --> 0:08:11.880 wraps in Amsterdam on the first of December. 0:08:11.920 --> 0:08:13.240 I don't know why I've just done that story now 0:08:13.280 --> 0:08:16.080 because I realize she's not coming to Australia. 0:08:16.200 --> 0:08:16.840 That's all right. 0:08:17.320 --> 0:08:19.040 What was the point of the last forty five seconds? 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:19.960 Well, it's Madonna. 0:08:20.400 --> 0:08:22.600 What does the dump button takes off about eight seconds, 0:08:22.680 --> 0:08:24.600 so we're still going to get half that Madonna chat 0:08:24.680 --> 0:08:25.880 even if I press the dump button. 0:08:26.680 --> 0:08:27.520 Let's push on. 0:08:29.720 --> 0:08:31.760 The presence of the Russian flag in the stands at 0:08:31.760 --> 0:08:34.240 the OS Open, has prompted organizers to ban them from 0:08:34.280 --> 0:08:36.920 Melbourne Park so you could see the flag on court 0:08:36.960 --> 0:08:38.120 fourteen during a match. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:39.240 Between Okay, here we go. 0:08:39.480 --> 0:08:42.280 This is this is newsreader Abbey's revenge on me right now, 0:08:42.640 --> 0:08:48.480 Ukraine's Katarina vandal and Russian Camilla wreckimm over over. 0:08:48.960 --> 0:08:51.720 Yes, you just got to stay with confidence. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.480 Isn't that right, Abby, Like you've just had fast sake confidently. Yeah, 0:08:54.480 --> 0:08:56.000 that's right, because it's worked for you. 0:08:58.120 --> 0:09:00.760 Finebasa, I'm getting better. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.720 I'm getting better today. I haven't stuffed up yet. 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:07.800 Okay, this is the Ukrainian ambassador talking about the presence 0:09:07.840 --> 0:09:09.520 of Russian flags at the tennis. 0:09:09.480 --> 0:09:12.520 I welcome the decision of Australian Open to ban Russian 0:09:13.160 --> 0:09:17.360 flags at a display. More so, I really want to 0:09:17.440 --> 0:09:21.320 encourage Tennis Australia to increase the security because I was 0:09:21.400 --> 0:09:25.320 told that yesterday those spectators who are not just only 0:09:25.360 --> 0:09:28.840 displaying the Russian flag, they've been actually mocking the Ukrainian 0:09:28.880 --> 0:09:32.000 tennis player Katarina and distracting her from the game. I 0:09:32.040 --> 0:09:34.520 want to make sure that doesn't happen again. 0:09:34.880 --> 0:09:36.320 Yes, that is absolutely not. 0:09:36.240 --> 0:09:39.040 On Murky waters when you're mixing sport and politics, isn't it. 0:09:39.040 --> 0:09:41.080 That's why we'll move on at this point, won't we? 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:41.960 Hazy very good? 0:09:42.000 --> 0:09:45.240 Let's seamlessly move on to the Bachelor, shall we? Because 0:09:45.280 --> 0:09:47.760 it seems like a stock standard transition. 0:09:47.679 --> 0:09:48.240 It does. 0:09:48.600 --> 0:09:50.040 I mean, how many times in your life have your 0:09:50.040 --> 0:09:53.960 segued from the Warren, Russia and Ukraine to the Bachelor? 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:55.640 Now this is big. 0:09:55.720 --> 0:09:58.199 Apparently several batchy stars have already lost their five K 0:09:58.360 --> 0:10:01.720 bonus for breaching contracts, so they obviously they have gone 0:10:01.679 --> 0:10:05.400 onto the Bachelor for Instagram fame or money or both, 0:10:06.280 --> 0:10:08.400 but some have already been stripped of their privileges for 0:10:08.440 --> 0:10:12.440 breaching their contract. That aside a big WTF from me 0:10:12.880 --> 0:10:16.760 last night watching The Bachelor? Since when do we have 0:10:16.880 --> 0:10:19.439 partners on the outside and since when do those partners 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:22.280 come onto the show? So last night, Jessica, who's one 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:25.920 of the contestants who's vying for Felix's heart because she's 0:10:26.080 --> 0:10:30.400 one of them that's not about Instagram fame, introduced her 0:10:30.559 --> 0:10:33.840 boyfriend from the outside to come in and meet him, 0:10:34.200 --> 0:10:36.760 and then proceeds to tell Felix the Bachelor, if you 0:10:36.800 --> 0:10:39.200 pick me and if we end up getting married. 0:10:40.640 --> 0:10:44.080 I hope you're open to a little threesome action a 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.360 little down the track. Have I listen, if you and 0:10:46.360 --> 0:10:48.040 I were to get end up together, I would. 0:10:47.880 --> 0:10:51.320 Still really appreciate being able to maintain contact. 0:10:51.320 --> 0:10:51.840 Review you. 0:10:52.320 --> 0:10:53.520 How far does that contact go? 0:10:53.720 --> 0:10:56.360 Is that a texting relationship I would assume, not a 0:10:56.360 --> 0:10:57.360 sexual relationship. 0:10:57.480 --> 0:11:01.640 I'm still questioning the whole I can people be together 0:11:01.760 --> 0:11:04.720 sexually with one another forever and ever till death to 0:11:04.800 --> 0:11:06.960 us part? Like if you and I get married, and 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:08.560 I'm like, I want to spice things up in the 0:11:08.600 --> 0:11:12.160 bedroom Damien from ten years ago, we all joined the 0:11:12.160 --> 0:11:16.640 bedroom together because I am a sexual person. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.280 Wow, Wi, what a really different way to say. 0:11:21.320 --> 0:11:23.720 Can I just go with whoever I want at any 0:11:23.760 --> 0:11:25.160 stage and you not judge me for it? 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:28.040 She was essentially saying, can we have an open relationship? 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:29.760 That's what she was saying. So I want to put 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:31.000 this to you, Hazy. 0:11:31.400 --> 0:11:35.120 Your beautiful wife Kara comes to you after ten years 0:11:35.360 --> 0:11:37.840 and goes, she's bored you are boring? 0:11:38.559 --> 0:11:43.120 He who told you? Sorryay, it's about you six or seven? 0:11:43.440 --> 0:11:45.400 Oh boy, I'm so bored. 0:11:46.280 --> 0:11:49.760 My boyfriend from back in the day would like to 0:11:49.880 --> 0:11:53.840 ingratiate himself into the scenario. Would you be open despicing 0:11:53.920 --> 0:11:56.640 things up in that fashion? And if so, who would 0:11:56.640 --> 0:11:59.439 you choose? She goes funky free choice, hazy, it's up you. 0:11:59.480 --> 0:11:59.920 Who do you want? 0:12:00.080 --> 0:12:02.120 Thank? I think you go with two or three boyfriends. 0:12:02.120 --> 0:12:05.640 But in terms of keeping it spicy, I sure come over, 0:12:06.320 --> 0:12:08.800 bring your best beef Vinderloo and let's have a really 0:12:08.840 --> 0:12:10.080 really spicy meal together. 0:12:10.200 --> 0:12:12.360 We'll keep it real and answer the question who would 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:12.680 it be? 0:12:14.240 --> 0:12:17.160 It would have to be somebody who's and I have 0:12:17.160 --> 0:12:18.760 to check with some of the ex boyfriend, someone who's 0:12:19.000 --> 0:12:20.720 a very very small in stature. 0:12:20.800 --> 0:12:22.439 Right, if you know what I mean? 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:26.439 So ready, Tom Red actually may be ready. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:29.040 It's not too late for a cheeky summer break. 0:12:29.240 --> 0:12:31.440 What if dot com has awesome deals for top Pussie 0:12:31.480 --> 0:12:32.800 destinations pups. 0:12:32.559 --> 0:12:34.920 All kinds of places to stay for you get away. 0:12:34.760 --> 0:12:37.640 Jump on the water, app to book hotels, motels, holiday rentals, 0:12:37.640 --> 0:12:38.560 and much much more. 0:12:38.679 --> 0:12:42.240 What if it's Ozzie for trouble, a little duck you 0:12:42.600 --> 0:12:44.840 tell me you bt the time machine. 0:12:46.920 --> 0:12:50.640 On this day yep, Wednesday, eighteenth of January. Let's go 0:12:50.679 --> 0:12:52.480 for a little trip down memory lane. We'll start in 0:12:52.520 --> 0:12:56.040 nineteen eighty Jades Jason Seagull is born. Today's his forty 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.520 third birthday. He is best known for his roles and 0:12:58.559 --> 0:13:00.960 How I Met Your Mother, Forgetting Sarah Marshall and I 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:01.520 Love you man. 0:13:01.640 --> 0:13:02.840 He is so funny. 0:13:03.000 --> 0:13:03.720 Jason Siegel. 0:13:03.880 --> 0:13:06.160 Yeah, I don't know you're thinking of Steven Sigar. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:07.840 I am, yes, I am. 0:13:08.400 --> 0:13:12.880 Very very different action hero Jason Siegel, Steven Sigal, Oh 0:13:12.880 --> 0:13:14.880 my god, to opposite ends. 0:13:15.040 --> 0:13:17.600 Okay, Barty's responding really a lot of the pregnancy. It's 0:13:17.640 --> 0:13:20.400 amazing how fast the knocker at as you says. 0:13:21.120 --> 0:13:26.200 Nineteen ninety five Yahoo dot com domain was created, and 0:13:26.240 --> 0:13:30.320 then of course Yahoo went on to become the son 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:34.160 of Google. Not really, but Google really son yahooed, isn't it? 0:13:34.160 --> 0:13:38.200 It is still Lay's claimship over Bing. I think it 0:13:38.280 --> 0:13:39.760 is bing Bing. 0:13:40.800 --> 0:13:43.839 If you ever went to Bing, as you'll go to 0:13:45.000 --> 0:13:48.040 like default Internet Explorer, you're a loser. 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:51.320 Oh my gosh, you'd be like, hey Bing, give me 0:13:51.360 --> 0:13:53.480 photos of Lebron James and I go. Here you go, 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:58.880 Here's Steph Curry. Whatever, take that. I don't care. Thanks 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:02.800 Being ninety seven, borge Uselin becomes the first person across 0:14:02.840 --> 0:14:06.120 Antarctica alone and unaided that the Norwegian Polar Explorer walked 0:14:06.160 --> 0:14:10.200 three thousand kilometers across hers southernmost continent. 0:14:10.280 --> 0:14:11.160 It's a lonely walk. 0:14:11.240 --> 0:14:13.880 I don't think Borch has got enough credit for that 0:14:13.880 --> 0:14:15.199 because he's not a household name. 0:14:15.240 --> 0:14:16.080 But that's a good fish. 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:19.920 And my next kit we call Borge Little Borge Hays. 0:14:22.040 --> 0:14:26.239 Hey, when you're four, you're going to walk across Antarctica, Borch. 0:14:26.000 --> 0:14:26.720 Don't hit your sister. 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:30.920 Nineteen ninety eight, fifty fifth Golden Globes Titanic wins Best Picture. 0:14:31.080 --> 0:14:39.000 Okay, yeah, we all know as well. Jack could have survived. 0:14:34.560 --> 0:14:43.400 I Rose is like literally rescue boats everywhere. I've got 0:14:43.440 --> 0:14:47.680 to let you go, Jack, just pull him up. It's fine. 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:51.240 There's been enough debate about this. There's room enough for two. 0:14:53.160 --> 0:14:55.840 Two thousand and eight, the United Nations announced George Clooney 0:14:55.840 --> 0:14:59.080 as a UN Messenger of Peace because he's pretty perfect. 0:14:59.120 --> 0:15:03.360 Isn't the only George sal and Pepper sexy? We get it. 0:15:03.360 --> 0:15:07.480 It's flawless married to the world's most perfect woman, like 0:15:07.720 --> 0:15:12.680 not only stunning, like supermodel stunning, but also next level smart, 0:15:13.320 --> 0:15:15.520 Beta is perfect. Those women don't exist. 0:15:15.560 --> 0:15:17.640 You're not real iman. 0:15:18.200 --> 0:15:22.880 In George MARRIEDI twenty eighteen, Brazilian surfer Mayer Gabira rides 0:15:22.920 --> 0:15:25.720 the largest ever wave by a female surfer at twenty 0:15:25.760 --> 0:15:28.240 point seventy two meters in Portugal. 0:15:28.440 --> 0:15:32.040 WHOA, that's pretty much schmee down at Middleton most weekends. 0:15:32.640 --> 0:15:36.240 Not Chris Big is the big Wedgy. It's still pretty intense. 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.960 And then I went someone in January eighteenth. In twenty 0:15:39.040 --> 0:15:41.840 twelve was We Found Love by Rihanna featuring Calvin. 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.320 Harris, A certified bank, get into It, Jodi and Hazy, 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:56.360 good money as done Smart, what is. 0:16:00.840 --> 0:16:13.560 The Tata probat. 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:18.520 The blackcase, will you. 0:16:21.920 --> 0:16:26.080 Will do? The bacas, the will. 0:16:26.160 --> 0:16:55.880 To think that, the stops to start, stops to. 0:16:57.560 --> 0:17:36.959 Start journey and hazes ask us anything, you know what, 0:17:37.000 --> 0:17:39.960 nothing's off limits because we're trying to get to know you. 0:17:39.880 --> 0:17:41.439 You guys are trying to get to know us. So 0:17:41.560 --> 0:17:43.320 the best way to know somebody is just to ask. 0:17:43.359 --> 0:17:46.080 And the most deepest intimate secrets of all time. And 0:17:46.760 --> 0:17:47.720 you just got to be honest. 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:50.399 A little edgie about this segment. I bet you are 0:17:50.560 --> 0:17:52.000 never quite know what's going to come at me. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:54.320 There's a few demons in the closet. 0:17:54.440 --> 0:17:57.080 More than a few mates it's full of demons. 0:17:57.280 --> 0:17:58.160 City of demons. 0:17:58.560 --> 0:18:01.120 It's like demon is the name of the. 0:18:01.080 --> 0:18:03.719 City, Pneumonia. It's a population. 0:18:04.160 --> 0:18:06.720 Seven thousand and six ninety and they all live in 0:18:06.760 --> 0:18:07.160 my head. 0:18:07.800 --> 0:18:11.679 Oh wait, let's meet a few of those demons. Produce 0:18:11.720 --> 0:18:13.000 you shore on. Good morning, good morning. 0:18:13.280 --> 0:18:13.520 Ah. 0:18:13.560 --> 0:18:16.240 The phones have been going off with questions for you. 0:18:16.200 --> 0:18:19.119 To amazing great. Did you bet them more? You just 0:18:19.160 --> 0:18:19.600 gone through it? 0:18:19.600 --> 0:18:20.679 Oh no, I just went straight for it. 0:18:20.720 --> 0:18:21.240 Of course you did. 0:18:21.320 --> 0:18:25.719 No, can't vet them. The listeners want what they want. Okay, okay, 0:18:25.920 --> 0:18:28.960 our first question, what would your final death row meal be? 0:18:30.000 --> 0:18:30.480 Oh? 0:18:31.240 --> 0:18:32.160 Okay? 0:18:32.840 --> 0:18:35.520 Well, as a general rule, I haven't had carbs since 0:18:35.720 --> 0:18:39.439 nineteen ninety two, so I probably really hit myself up 0:18:39.480 --> 0:18:43.280 with some sort of seafood linguine number with the creamy sauce. Yes, 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:46.440 go out, die, Jody, you're happy and your tummy's. 0:18:46.040 --> 0:18:48.720 Full, well belly, I'm gonna go straight to the top shelf. 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:49.840 I'm gonna say Barnacle bills. 0:18:51.840 --> 0:18:53.120 I'm just kiddy. 0:18:53.320 --> 0:18:55.320 But what I want to do is because I literally 0:18:55.359 --> 0:18:56.679 want to go out with the bang. I want it 0:18:56.680 --> 0:18:58.280 to be the biggest meal of all time and something 0:18:58.320 --> 0:19:01.000 that's really really explosive, that when you put some electricity 0:19:01.000 --> 0:19:03.640 through me, I might pop and make a big old mess. 0:19:04.160 --> 0:19:07.000 So I want a big chicken carry thanks. Oh no, 0:19:07.200 --> 0:19:07.680 sound good? 0:19:08.080 --> 0:19:08.680 Both sound good? 0:19:08.680 --> 0:19:09.080 Okay? 0:19:09.680 --> 0:19:12.800 Question two, what's the first South Australian street that you've 0:19:12.840 --> 0:19:13.440 ever lived in? 0:19:14.720 --> 0:19:18.200 Oh, I'm going to say, I think Saint Alban's Drive. 0:19:19.040 --> 0:19:22.840 I think was it? No? 0:19:22.840 --> 0:19:23.119 No? 0:19:23.359 --> 0:19:25.240 We a, Oh that's right. 0:19:25.320 --> 0:19:27.679 No, it's an Norman's Drive. I live next door to Garrier's. 0:19:28.320 --> 0:19:30.639