WEBVTT - Why So Loud? 0:00:08.010 --> 0:00:13.780 Hi, hello, it's Mel and Monty, welcome to the show. 0:00:14.380 --> 0:00:17.400 Oh, if you could see her now, she's really, she 0:00:17.420 --> 0:00:19.060 looks like she's pushing one out actually. 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:22.520 Oh my God, speaking of pushing one out, I've got 0:00:22.560 --> 0:00:26.160 a quick story. Hi everyone, welcome to the podcast, starting 0:00:26.180 --> 0:00:29.010 off with a shit story. So literally the other day 0:00:29.090 --> 0:00:32.089 at Woolies, I rock up and there's big double doors 0:00:32.130 --> 0:00:34.260 that you go in to Woolies, like, you know, and. 0:00:36.120 --> 0:00:38.740 Parked right out the front of the double doors is 0:00:38.780 --> 0:00:43.599 this big ass Labrador. This dog is like a huge, 0:00:43.690 --> 0:00:46.330 like the labs get so fat unless you run them 0:00:46.370 --> 0:00:49.949 like absolute whippers. So this dog's sitting there on a 0:00:50.590 --> 0:00:54.470 lead and it's like stretched. So it's sitting in front 0:00:54.510 --> 0:00:59.800 of the double open doors into Woolies. This dog has defecated. 0:01:00.560 --> 0:01:00.800 Oh, no. 0:01:00.800 --> 0:01:03.320 And the size of the shit is double the size 0:01:03.360 --> 0:01:05.919 of your head, Mel. It was like a big horse 0:01:06.000 --> 0:01:10.030 shit to the point that people are taking photos because 0:01:10.050 --> 0:01:13.870 they were so shocked at what they were witnessing. Oh, 0:01:14.630 --> 0:01:17.470 my God. And I'm like, this poor owner is going 0:01:17.490 --> 0:01:20.370 to come out and see the dog has got up 0:01:20.410 --> 0:01:22.720 from where she's tied it up and it's stretched the 0:01:22.760 --> 0:01:25.520 lead over, sat in front of the open doors and 0:01:25.620 --> 0:01:31.010 taken a shit that is so huge. It's Guinness World 0:01:31.130 --> 0:01:33.050 Records worthy. People are taking photos. 0:01:33.069 --> 0:01:37.250 That's humiliating. Yeah, it is. It's humiliating getting them back. 0:01:37.270 --> 0:01:41.220 So humiliating. It's so humiliating seeing anyone pick up dog shit. 0:01:41.280 --> 0:01:43.160 Like I walk with my friend Kez all the time, 0:01:43.240 --> 0:01:45.380 Aunty Kez, and she's got her dog and whenever she 0:01:45.400 --> 0:01:47.140 has to stop to pick up the dog shit, I 0:01:47.220 --> 0:01:49.490 want to walk five metres in front of her because 0:01:49.510 --> 0:01:53.340 I'm like, you're picking up warm shit right now or 0:01:53.420 --> 0:01:55.560 if we stop and talk to somebody because the dog 0:01:55.580 --> 0:01:58.460 beats are so communal and chatty, they're the worst. 0:01:58.700 --> 0:02:00.760 And you just have to hold the bag and keep 0:02:00.780 --> 0:02:03.260 walking until you find a bin. It's the worst. 0:02:03.400 --> 0:02:06.580 Embarrassing. All of this is embarrassing. 0:02:06.670 --> 0:02:09.190 Can't they just not shit? Don't shit. 0:02:09.270 --> 0:02:10.010 Give them fucking. 0:02:10.030 --> 0:02:10.650 Come on, dogs. 0:02:11.169 --> 0:02:16.010 Let's give dogs something that constipates them so they never shit. 0:02:16.710 --> 0:02:19.230 That seems fair. Sounds fair, doesn't it? 0:02:19.650 --> 0:02:21.250 To stop our embarrassment. 0:02:21.710 --> 0:02:24.570 I know. So, Montz, I was reading this thing on 0:02:24.630 --> 0:02:27.030 Instagram the other day. This woman did this post and 0:02:27.070 --> 0:02:29.620 she wrote, I want to hear the most random hill 0:02:29.660 --> 0:02:32.840 you're willing to die on. I'm talking the middle brownie 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:35.920 is better than the edge. Top sheets are pointless. Breakfast 0:02:35.960 --> 0:02:38.940 food is better at night sort of stuff. Great. As 0:02:39.020 --> 0:02:42.070 if the middle brownie, middle bit of the brownie is 0:02:42.110 --> 0:02:44.150 the best. An edge is always best on a brownie. 0:02:44.169 --> 0:02:44.930 Edge is always. 0:02:44.950 --> 0:02:45.769 Same as lasagna. Yeah. 0:02:46.550 --> 0:02:49.889 Oh, the edge of stuff. Yeah, you want the crispy edge. 0:02:50.470 --> 0:02:53.850 So the toilet paper should be over, not under thing. 0:02:54.190 --> 0:02:56.510 None of that bothers me, the toilet paper over and under. 0:02:56.560 --> 0:02:58.720 That's not a hill old iron. I don't know either. 0:02:58.540 --> 0:03:01.720 Way what mine goes. Well, this one is you have 0:03:01.740 --> 0:03:05.140 to stop the microwave timer before it beeps. 0:03:05.160 --> 0:03:06.820 Oh, that's full on. No. 0:03:06.919 --> 0:03:10.459 I get that. Do you? Yeah. Yeah, I don't like 0:03:10.500 --> 0:03:13.489 the sound of the beep. And I'm usually just standing 0:03:13.510 --> 0:03:14.190 there looking at it. 0:03:14.800 --> 0:03:16.680 Yeah, I usually stand there looking at it too. I'm 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:18.920 so impatient. If I'm standing there looking at it, I'll 0:03:19.500 --> 0:03:23.460 usually stop it before it beeps. But I don't have to. Okay. 0:03:24.340 --> 0:03:28.460 This person wrote, it's water, toothpaste, water. And I was like, oh, 0:03:28.480 --> 0:03:31.500 my God, what do I do? Yes. You always have 0:03:31.520 --> 0:03:32.500 to wet the toothbrush first. 0:03:32.520 --> 0:03:34.860 Yes, you do have to wet the toothbrush. Water under, 0:03:34.900 --> 0:03:38.440 toothpaste on. But then maybe sometimes I'm so lazy I 0:03:38.460 --> 0:03:40.820 just put the toothpaste straight on, actually. But in an 0:03:40.930 --> 0:03:42.780 ideal world, I would water, toothpaste, water. 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.940 And there are other ones too, like sock, sock, shoe, shoe. 0:03:46.300 --> 0:03:46.980 Of course. 0:03:47.720 --> 0:03:49.220 Who does sock, shoe? 0:03:49.720 --> 0:03:54.059 Shoe. Sock, shoe. I think some people do. No. Also, 0:03:54.700 --> 0:03:57.160 someone wrote this and I just thought it was the 0:03:57.200 --> 0:03:59.060 best line ever because I know that you don't like 0:03:59.100 --> 0:03:59.710 a top sheet. 0:04:00.490 --> 0:04:01.490 No, I don't have a top sheet. 0:04:01.850 --> 0:04:03.990 I have a top sheet, right? And someone wrote, a 0:04:04.050 --> 0:04:07.210 top and bottom sheet are like the underwear for your bed. 0:04:07.410 --> 0:04:10.530 And I thought it's so true. It is true. Yeah. 0:04:10.550 --> 0:04:12.150 It's like a protective layer. 0:04:12.170 --> 0:04:15.600 Yeah. I get it. But the thing is, whenever we 0:04:15.960 --> 0:04:17.810 sleep anywhere that has a top sheet, it ends up 0:04:17.900 --> 0:04:20.969 right down the bottom of the bed. So some people 0:04:21.029 --> 0:04:24.710 I think maybe grew up with them and so know 0:04:24.750 --> 0:04:26.230 how to sleep with a top sheet. I don't know 0:04:26.270 --> 0:04:28.529 how to sleep with a top sheet. Like it just 0:04:28.730 --> 0:04:31.250 always ends up either on the bottom of the floor 0:04:31.610 --> 0:04:32.470 or the bottom of the bed. 0:04:32.490 --> 0:04:34.060 Do you move around a lot? 0:04:34.820 --> 0:04:37.400 Yeah, I do move around a lot, yeah, for sure. 0:04:37.580 --> 0:04:40.450 But also, like, you're going to wash your doona cover 0:04:40.630 --> 0:04:43.430 and the top sheet, but I guess it protects the doona, 0:04:43.490 --> 0:04:45.550 actual doona even more having a top sheet. 0:04:45.850 --> 0:04:49.520 Yeah, I don't wash my doona cover that often. Oh, God, 0:04:49.529 --> 0:04:53.390 so you don't move at all. Well, no, I move 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:56.419 a lot, but I figure it's tucked in at the 0:04:56.460 --> 0:04:58.539 bottom and it's tucked in on the sides. 0:04:58.620 --> 0:05:00.320 Oh, I'm so claustrophobic right now. 0:05:00.700 --> 0:05:05.060 No, no, it's tucked probably halfway on the sides, like, from, say, 0:05:05.080 --> 0:05:07.400 the bottom half to the middle, and then the rest 0:05:07.460 --> 0:05:09.790 is out so you don't feel tucked in. 0:05:10.400 --> 0:05:13.310 Do you put anything between your legs when you sleep? 0:05:14.450 --> 0:05:16.510 Sometimes I put a pillow if my lower back's sore. 0:05:17.210 --> 0:05:20.830 Oh, just a sometimes and with an achy back. Yeah, 0:05:20.850 --> 0:05:23.289 I can't have my knees touching. So if I'm laying 0:05:23.330 --> 0:05:24.990 on my side, my knees can't be touching. I have 0:05:25.010 --> 0:05:25.970 to have a pillow between them. 0:05:26.570 --> 0:05:28.610 Really? Yeah. As in your knees hurt? 0:05:28.930 --> 0:05:31.350 No, as in I just can't. I've just always slept 0:05:31.370 --> 0:05:33.690 with a– we call it a humpy. Where's the humpies? 0:05:34.339 --> 0:05:37.100 Well, I was going to say that's strange, but I 0:05:37.140 --> 0:05:39.320 can't sleep without a second pillow over my head. 0:05:39.839 --> 0:05:40.560 Over your head? 0:05:40.800 --> 0:05:43.039 My head is sandwiched in between two pillows. 0:05:43.060 --> 0:05:44.620 How do you breathe properly? 0:05:44.640 --> 0:05:50.330 Easy because it's sort of open on the side. People 0:05:50.390 --> 0:05:53.529 are weird. We're all so weird. I can't sleep without that. Well, 0:05:53.610 --> 0:05:56.229 hang on. Here are a few of my random hills 0:05:56.270 --> 0:05:59.850 I'm willing to die on. Okay. A minute 25 is 0:05:59.890 --> 0:06:02.950 almost always the perfect time to heat something up in 0:06:02.990 --> 0:06:07.180 the microwave. Try it. I've been saying this since I 0:06:07.180 --> 0:06:09.140 was about 12 years old. I don't know when I 0:06:09.160 --> 0:06:11.560 discovered it. I'm just genius. But a minute 25 is 0:06:11.820 --> 0:06:14.560 almost perfect. I think that would be a very hot 0:06:14.580 --> 0:06:17.390 baked bean. Yeah, but I don't eat baked beans. I 0:06:17.690 --> 0:06:21.510 don't know about them. I'm thinking more heating, reheating leftovers. Yeah. 0:06:21.589 --> 0:06:25.130 So many people are anti-microwaves. I would die without my microwave. 0:06:25.460 --> 0:06:27.310 I use ours to defrost a lot because I'm not 0:06:27.410 --> 0:06:29.969 organised enough to get out like the bolognese in the morning. 0:06:30.010 --> 0:06:32.130 So at night I'll use the defrost thing on it 0:06:32.250 --> 0:06:32.810 all the time. 0:06:33.450 --> 0:06:35.630 I don't think I've ever used the defrost feature. 0:06:35.790 --> 0:06:38.750 Oh, use the defrost feature constantly. 0:06:41.420 --> 0:06:44.920 Welcome to better homes and gardens. I'll just give you 0:06:45.020 --> 0:06:49.219 one more. Glasses must be stored face down. 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:51.120 In the cupboard. 0:06:51.250 --> 0:06:52.690 A lot of people do it face up. 0:06:52.850 --> 0:06:53.770 Yeah, mine are face up. 0:06:54.130 --> 0:06:56.880 But doesn't. Like dust goes into them then. 0:06:57.300 --> 0:07:00.360 No, they're in a compartment. They're in like a closed 0:07:00.400 --> 0:07:02.840 cupboard and they get used so frequently. 0:07:03.300 --> 0:07:06.440 Every glass. I've got so many glasses. It's like only 0:07:06.460 --> 0:07:08.890 a few because we all drink from water bottles. Like 0:07:08.910 --> 0:07:11.530 there's only a few at the front that get used 0:07:11.610 --> 0:07:12.970 and then there's all the ones at the back that 0:07:13.050 --> 0:07:15.150 never get used. And I'm like, if they're up. If 0:07:15.170 --> 0:07:19.970 you went into your glass cupboard now and opened it 0:07:20.090 --> 0:07:22.670 up and took the glasses out, there'd be dust on 0:07:22.690 --> 0:07:24.370 the shelf. Like even though it's– I. 0:07:24.330 --> 0:07:25.250 Don't know if there would be. 0:07:25.310 --> 0:07:26.670 Dust still accumulates in there. 0:07:26.690 --> 0:07:29.040 I feel like we use a lot. And mine– I 0:07:29.100 --> 0:07:32.140 am the opposite of a hoarder. So in terms of– 0:07:32.160 --> 0:07:34.460 you know how people have like– my auntie the other 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.300 day was like, I've got enough stuff to have at 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:39.260 least 40 people for a dinner party. I'm like, oh, 0:07:39.320 --> 0:07:41.300 I'd be lucky to have enough stuff to have six. 0:07:41.940 --> 0:07:42.100 Yeah. 0:07:42.140 --> 0:07:43.700 Like I don't have a huge amount of stuff. You're brutal. 0:07:43.740 --> 0:07:45.700 I'm like, get rid of it. Yeah, and Sam and 0:07:45.740 --> 0:07:48.160 I just like have one– I don't drink wine, so 0:07:48.240 --> 0:07:52.400 he drinks wine. I literally have one wine glass in 0:07:52.460 --> 0:07:54.560 our cupboard and I put the rest out in storage 0:07:54.580 --> 0:07:58.340 because these are just cluttering up everything. Like I don't 0:07:58.360 --> 0:08:02.310 have enough cupboard space to have even all my wine glasses. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:04.890 So if somebody comes over and wants a wine, we 0:08:05.070 --> 0:08:07.050 have to get it from the storage. 0:08:07.090 --> 0:08:10.290 But I guess that's more necessity because you haven't got to– 0:08:10.310 --> 0:08:14.090 you've got to be– Whatever is essential and necessary and 0:08:14.210 --> 0:08:16.130 used on the daily gets put in the small amount 0:08:16.150 --> 0:08:17.170 of cupboard space I've got. 0:08:17.210 --> 0:08:18.230 The rest, gone. 0:08:18.570 --> 0:08:20.830 You've got to be cutthroat. I'm cutthroat. 0:08:21.270 --> 0:08:21.940 Oh, I'm cutthroat. 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:23.780 Yeah, I get it. When space is an issue, I 0:08:23.780 --> 0:08:24.020 get that. 0:08:24.060 --> 0:08:26.880 And space is an issue. I just want a house 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:32.880 with bucket loads of fucking storage. Storage equals wealth. Storage 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.480 is like the ice machine. No, it doesn't. 0:08:34.559 --> 0:08:36.459 I've got a bit of storage and I'm telling you 0:08:36.520 --> 0:08:36.979 it's not well. 0:08:37.880 --> 0:08:40.040 I'd love storage so much. 0:08:41.450 --> 0:08:43.429 You're funny though. When does it end? 0:08:44.010 --> 0:08:44.730 When does it end? 0:08:44.990 --> 0:08:47.050 You know, all I want is to live in Byron Bay. 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:49.660 All I want is to live in this part. It's like, 0:08:50.040 --> 0:08:51.380 we never, we're never happy. 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:53.120 I'll never, I'll never be happy. 0:08:53.140 --> 0:08:58.500 No. I'll never be satisfied or content with anything. Never. 0:08:58.540 --> 0:08:59.079 I get you. 0:09:02.450 --> 0:09:05.350 Speaking of not being satisfied or anything that this is 0:09:05.410 --> 0:09:08.160 terrible segue, but I was so anxious the other day. 0:09:08.179 --> 0:09:10.420 Like my anxiety has been flaring up quite a lot. 0:09:10.480 --> 0:09:13.510 And I was like to Sam, I need to get away. 0:09:13.850 --> 0:09:16.990 Like I am done with these kids. I'm done with everything. 0:09:17.030 --> 0:09:19.850 You know, it's just sometimes the monotony of life. And 0:09:19.890 --> 0:09:22.069 then if the kids are in extra intensity, you're like, 0:09:22.750 --> 0:09:24.150 I'm not coping. I had a night where I'm like, 0:09:24.380 --> 0:09:26.959 I'm really not coping. Like I need to break here. 0:09:27.440 --> 0:09:29.020 So I went to my dad's. He lives about an 0:09:29.059 --> 0:09:30.860 hour away and he lives right on the water and 0:09:30.900 --> 0:09:32.900 it's so beautiful. I don't know why I don't do 0:09:32.940 --> 0:09:35.970 it more often because that 24-hour break was a full 0:09:36.000 --> 0:09:38.470 reset for me. Like I realised while I was there, oh, 0:09:38.570 --> 0:09:41.910 I actually indeed do love my children and I do 0:09:41.970 --> 0:09:44.010 have more capacity to cope. I just need a break. 0:09:44.490 --> 0:09:47.370 But I went to my dad. My dad's 80 and 0:09:47.690 --> 0:09:49.050 he had on the TV. 0:09:49.990 --> 0:09:50.930 Oh, dad was home. 0:09:50.950 --> 0:09:55.900 Dad was home. Okay. The volume is. of dad's tv 0:09:55.920 --> 0:09:58.180 took me right back to my grandparents house i was 0:09:58.230 --> 0:10:01.400 like whoa i messaged sam and i said, I've come 0:10:01.460 --> 0:10:04.820 here to make my anxiety better and my anxiety is 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:10.829 a 100 out of 10. The loud news or deal 0:10:10.910 --> 0:10:14.750 or no deal or the chaser at volume 32 is 0:10:14.830 --> 0:10:19.150 enough To send you insane. 0:10:20.550 --> 0:10:22.630 I thought that he was not home. 0:10:22.870 --> 0:10:25.010 No, he was home. I went to see my dad 0:10:25.030 --> 0:10:27.540 as well, yeah, which was nice. It was really lovely 0:10:27.559 --> 0:10:29.460 seeing him and I went for a walk and everything, 0:10:29.480 --> 0:10:32.600 but I just was like, and my little sister came 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:34.640 and stayed too and we were just looking at each 0:10:34.679 --> 0:10:38.080 other like, what the fuck? Because if we turn it down, 0:10:38.100 --> 0:10:40.600 Dad can't hear it. So then we're just sitting there 0:10:40.620 --> 0:10:47.230 like gritting our teeth, watching fucking like game shows so loud, like, 0:10:47.710 --> 0:10:54.770 Frida Air TV so loud is so nostalgic but so anxiety-inducing. 0:10:55.170 --> 0:10:57.400 And so nice of you you didn't say anything. Like 0:10:57.420 --> 0:11:01.439 when I walk into my mum's house straightaway, it's so loud. 0:11:01.640 --> 0:11:03.740 I'm like, Mum, I can't speak to you. You have 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.300 to turn that down. I can't talk. It's like I've 0:11:06.320 --> 0:11:06.620 got to scream. 0:11:06.640 --> 0:11:10.370 No, you can't think. It's like my head inside was like, ah, ah, ah. 0:11:10.390 --> 0:11:13.110 It was like a theme park inside my head. I 0:11:13.130 --> 0:11:15.230 went insane. I had to remove myself. 0:11:15.770 --> 0:11:16.710 That'll be us soon. 0:11:17.340 --> 0:11:19.760 Sam's like, I can't wait till I'm the age where 0:11:19.820 --> 0:11:22.800 I can just have that fucking flying as loud as 0:11:22.870 --> 0:11:25.430 I want. I'm like, yeah, it's a real entitled, like, 0:11:26.010 --> 0:11:28.390 I'm this old. I'm having it this loud. I can 0:11:28.470 --> 0:11:30.350 only hear it at this loud. You guys suck it up. 0:11:30.530 --> 0:11:32.290 Yeah, like I've earned my right. 0:11:32.350 --> 0:11:34.329 I've earned my right to have it this loud. 0:11:34.710 --> 0:11:37.430 I don't even, this is how terrible I am. I really, 0:11:37.450 --> 0:11:41.960 I really, I like music loud. When the TV's loud, 0:11:41.980 --> 0:11:43.850 because I don't really watch much TV. 0:11:44.210 --> 0:11:44.370 No. 0:11:44.380 --> 0:11:47.530 Mark's sitting in front of the TV. The poor guy's partially, well, 0:11:47.550 --> 0:11:50.650 he wears hearing aids. He's partially deaf. I can't stand 0:11:50.670 --> 0:11:52.790 it when it's too loud. I'm like, I still say 0:11:52.809 --> 0:11:54.570 to him, that's too loud. Can you run it through 0:11:54.610 --> 0:11:55.910 your hearing aids, please? 0:11:56.140 --> 0:11:57.920 Yeah, can't he put it through his hearing aids? 0:11:58.179 --> 0:11:59.940 He can, but hearing aids are not. 0:12:00.280 --> 0:12:01.890 No, they're not all there that come out to be. 0:12:01.900 --> 0:12:05.620 I thought you got them and you just could hear properly. No. 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:10.320 Because he says all the time, it's like, You can't– 0:12:10.780 --> 0:12:13.120 there's all different modes. He's got an app, but he 0:12:13.140 --> 0:12:15.740 said nothing ever filters out background noise. 0:12:16.100 --> 0:12:16.600 Yes. 0:12:16.620 --> 0:12:21.240 Properly. So it's like everything. It's like microphones in your ears. 0:12:21.679 --> 0:12:23.459 So it's like then too overwhelming. 0:12:23.480 --> 0:12:26.420 It's terrible. Yeah, because– yeah, my friend's got them. She's like, 0:12:26.440 --> 0:12:29.140 so just think of you scraping like the table. She's like, 0:12:29.179 --> 0:12:31.870 that is just as loud for me as you talking. 0:12:31.929 --> 0:12:34.929 I'm like, oh, no, I couldn't do it. The poor things. 0:12:35.170 --> 0:12:37.370 Yeah, it's horrible. I know, but better than– I mean, 0:12:37.410 --> 0:12:40.060 like I keep saying– You're alive. 0:12:40.540 --> 0:12:43.120 Yeah, exactly. You've got to put it into perspective. But 0:12:43.520 --> 0:12:47.179 Odie keeps going, huh, huh? And I'm like, pardon, pardon. 0:12:47.679 --> 0:12:50.410 And then I'm like, this kid, I got his hearing 0:12:50.429 --> 0:12:52.229 checked about a year ago, but I swear to God, 0:12:52.270 --> 0:12:53.770 and it was fine. But I'm going to have to 0:12:53.790 --> 0:12:55.449 go get it checked again. He's constant. And then he'll 0:12:55.470 --> 0:12:57.250 come up and go, what was it that you said? 0:12:57.380 --> 0:12:58.080 Like he has to get. 0:12:57.980 --> 0:12:58.640 Closer to me. 0:12:58.660 --> 0:13:03.280 I know. I'm like, I know this is so bad, 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.660 but I just can't be bothered with appointments for that kid. 0:13:05.700 --> 0:13:06.300 I hate appointments too. 0:13:06.320 --> 0:13:09.550 Like the third time around with the kids, I'm like, 0:13:10.050 --> 0:13:12.910 his foot, he really fucking hurt it the other day. 0:13:13.110 --> 0:13:14.929 And normally that would have been a straight to the 0:13:14.990 --> 0:13:16.870 emergency for me. And I'm like, let's just see how 0:13:16.910 --> 0:13:19.650 this goes. And it's been a week and there's still 0:13:19.690 --> 0:13:23.080 a bit of a hobble there. It's borderline neglect. But 0:13:23.100 --> 0:13:27.970 I'm like, I think it's just been like sprained a bit. Yeah, 0:13:28.110 --> 0:13:31.410 if he'd done massive damage. You can tell. 0:13:32.390 --> 0:13:34.470 Yeah, like it wouldn't be getting better. 0:13:34.490 --> 0:13:36.170 No, it's getting better. 0:13:36.250 --> 0:13:38.090 It wouldn't be a hobble. 0:13:38.190 --> 0:13:42.210 Yeah. But I'm just like, oh, I'm so different with 0:13:42.230 --> 0:13:45.910 this kid. Because in my head it's like, when am 0:13:45.960 --> 0:13:47.510 I going to do it? Because I've got to do 0:13:47.530 --> 0:13:49.690 the basketball run, I've got to do the school basketball run, 0:13:49.700 --> 0:13:51.380 I've got to do all this. I don't have three 0:13:51.400 --> 0:13:52.980 hours to go and sit in an emergency room with 0:13:53.000 --> 0:13:54.319 that kid, so he's just going to have to suck 0:13:54.360 --> 0:13:56.500 it up. And so often I look in the back 0:13:56.540 --> 0:13:58.939 seat and I'm just like, You're right, mate. He's like, yeah, 0:13:58.960 --> 0:14:00.880 where are we going? I'm like, we're just going to 0:14:00.900 --> 0:14:03.920 pick up Bax from work. Like, this kid just never knows. Like, 0:14:03.960 --> 0:14:08.480 the younger kid just gets the sideline sibling, as they're called, 0:14:08.520 --> 0:14:12.030 just has to do whatever the fuck you make them do. 0:14:12.050 --> 0:14:14.449 I don't think that's a bad thing. 0:14:14.470 --> 0:14:15.230 No, it's not. 0:14:15.250 --> 0:14:17.349 I really don't. It's like when they say, I'm bored, 0:14:17.410 --> 0:14:20.190 I'm bored, or whatever. I'm like, guess what? I was 0:14:20.290 --> 0:14:22.730 really fucking bored when I was a kid and we 0:14:22.750 --> 0:14:27.170 didn't have Playstations and, all the other shit that you've got, podcast. 0:14:27.210 --> 0:14:29.390 We didn't have any of that. So I used to 0:14:29.630 --> 0:14:33.270 write stories or play with my Barbies or whatever, like 0:14:33.310 --> 0:14:35.530 make my Barbies have sex. Get some imagination. 0:14:35.740 --> 0:14:40.680 Yeah, cut your Barbie's hair off and make them scissor. 0:14:41.260 --> 0:14:44.740 Yeah. No, remember I told you there was this one Barbie. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:47.840 It was like one of the cheap emo Barbies. I 0:14:47.900 --> 0:14:50.160 cut her hair and I drew like a black eye 0:14:50.200 --> 0:14:56.710 like she'd been bashed. got an odd thing to do 0:14:56.810 --> 0:14:59.910 like it's not like I came from a home where 0:14:59.950 --> 0:15:02.990 I saw it like it's like I've just wanted her 0:15:03.030 --> 0:15:05.850 to be I watched too many inappropriate movies I think 0:15:05.870 --> 0:15:07.830 when we had the milk bar my brother and I 0:15:07.870 --> 0:15:09.290 used to just sit out the back and just watch 0:15:09.350 --> 0:15:12.190 movies all day long yeah yeah. 0:15:12.450 --> 0:15:14.690 Yeah why wouldn't you though you had access to free 0:15:14.710 --> 0:15:17.910 movies it was the best thing ever still so envious 0:15:17.950 --> 0:15:19.170 of your childhood. 0:15:19.030 --> 0:15:20.930 Uh no it wasn't good but when dad would come 0:15:20.980 --> 0:15:23.040 and go no someone's someone wants that one. 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:26.130 It's Press rewind. 0:15:26.150 --> 0:15:26.470 Rewind it. 0:15:26.730 --> 0:15:29.480 Yeah. You'd sit there with your hand on the rewind button. 0:15:29.520 --> 0:15:32.800 Did you rewind? Did you rewind? Because you strike me 0:15:32.840 --> 0:15:34.360 as the type that wouldn't have rewound. 0:15:34.680 --> 0:15:37.140 You'd be like, that'd be right. No, because the thing 0:15:37.180 --> 0:15:39.660 is you used to get fines if they weren't rewound. 0:15:40.140 --> 0:15:40.520 Did you? 0:15:40.900 --> 0:15:43.150 Yeah. It was a, you know what? It was probably 0:15:43.190 --> 0:15:45.330 something that wasn't enforced, but it was a thing that 0:15:45.370 --> 0:15:47.550 was like, you have to rewind the videos before you 0:15:47.570 --> 0:15:49.690 take them back or you get a fine. I remember that. 0:15:50.190 --> 0:15:52.090 I mean, maybe somebody just said that to me, so 0:15:52.130 --> 0:15:55.330 that would make me, but that's, Me not rewinding is 0:15:55.370 --> 0:15:57.590 very much like me not putting a trolley back. I 0:15:57.610 --> 0:15:59.970 have zero desire to rewind a movie. Do it yourself. 0:16:01.530 --> 0:16:02.930 What a foreign concept. 0:16:03.590 --> 0:16:07.270 Oh, what an absolute foreign concept. That's something our kids 0:16:07.290 --> 0:16:10.490 will never, they'll never know a proper rewind button. 0:16:11.030 --> 0:16:15.170 I think they should know, though. There's no, there's just 0:16:15.230 --> 0:16:19.720 no patience anymore. There's no, like, everything is there now. 0:16:21.020 --> 0:16:24.500 At your disposal, like there's no waiting for, even with Google, 0:16:24.600 --> 0:16:26.480 like I think I've spoken about this before, but they 0:16:26.520 --> 0:16:31.090 say this issue with uncertainty, kids aren't learning the skill 0:16:31.330 --> 0:16:35.630 of not knowing or being uncertain because they can Google everything. 0:16:35.670 --> 0:16:38.350 There's Life 360. You can track where someone is. Like 0:16:38.390 --> 0:16:40.330 it's everything's, yeah. 0:16:40.350 --> 0:16:42.570 So full on. Because remember the joy in going, what 0:16:42.590 --> 0:16:44.310 was that? And then you'd sit there and then you'd 0:16:44.530 --> 0:16:46.710 get it and you'd be like, yeah, when our kids 0:16:46.730 --> 0:16:49.490 would never wait until their brain just magically finds it. 0:16:49.950 --> 0:16:53.850 No way. No way. I had a little silly thing 0:16:53.870 --> 0:16:56.390 to ask you to do. So I was listening to 0:16:56.430 --> 0:17:00.330 this podcast called Table Manners. Great podcast, by the way. 0:17:00.470 --> 0:17:02.780 All about food. I'm not a foodie, but it's a 0:17:02.880 --> 0:17:06.409 mum and a daughter and they interview celebrities. Anyway, and 0:17:06.450 --> 0:17:09.379 they had this guy on and he says he plays 0:17:09.430 --> 0:17:12.900 this game with people and it's very divisive called rank 0:17:12.940 --> 0:17:22.080 your carbs, right? So the carbs are potatoes, bread, rice, noodles, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:25.530 and pasta. Rank them from one to five. 0:17:25.890 --> 0:17:27.600 But ranking them in order of? 0:17:27.880 --> 0:17:29.840 Well, from highest to lowest that you rank them, that 0:17:29.880 --> 0:17:32.060 you rate them, that you need them in your life. 0:17:32.340 --> 0:17:33.980 Yeah, okay, yes, yeah. 0:17:34.140 --> 0:17:38.300 So potatoes, bread, rice, noodles and pasta. 0:17:40.080 --> 0:17:40.619 Jeez. 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:43.060 It's hard, I know. 0:17:43.080 --> 0:17:46.240 It's really hard. They're all essential. 0:17:46.280 --> 0:17:49.200 Like I can live my life never eating mashed potato 0:17:49.280 --> 0:17:51.540 again like that, but chips? 0:17:52.140 --> 0:17:52.460 Yes. 0:17:52.480 --> 0:17:53.160 Fuck. 0:17:53.680 --> 0:17:58.730 I love a chip. And also like a shepherd's pie. 0:17:58.770 --> 0:18:01.850 I'm really partial to a sweet potato at the moment. 0:18:01.869 --> 0:18:04.570 I'm going real hammer and tong on a sweet potato. 0:18:04.590 --> 0:18:06.320 I get obsessed with a veggie and then I move 0:18:06.390 --> 0:18:08.540 on and at the moment it's a sweet potato. But 0:18:08.700 --> 0:18:13.159 I would go probably out of those. Like so noodles 0:18:13.200 --> 0:18:14.740 would be that last one for me. 0:18:14.800 --> 0:18:14.960 Same. 0:18:15.440 --> 0:18:18.830 I don't need a noodle in my life. I'd probably 0:18:19.070 --> 0:18:23.020 put bread. I don't. I don't eat a lot of bread, 0:18:23.060 --> 0:18:25.200 but my kids do. So I'm just thinking of the 0:18:25.220 --> 0:18:25.510 whole family. 0:18:25.530 --> 0:18:26.290 No, this is for you. 0:18:26.470 --> 0:18:29.310 Just you. I'd go rice as my number one. 0:18:30.010 --> 0:18:30.650 Really? 0:18:30.810 --> 0:18:34.950