WEBVTT - The Coffin Confessor You Can Pay to Crash Your Funeral 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:07.680 Hazy. 0:00:07.760 --> 0:00:10.800 We've been talking this week about the things that you 0:00:10.840 --> 0:00:15.080 discovered after people die, right, and they can be quite controversial. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:18.239 Maybe they're having an affair, maybe they had secret children, 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:20.400 maybe they had secret bank accounts. 0:00:20.400 --> 0:00:20.960 Who's to say it. 0:00:21.000 --> 0:00:25.000 Everyone's got secrets, and some are more spicy than others. 0:00:25.079 --> 0:00:27.160 And then it came to our attention that we cannot 0:00:27.400 --> 0:00:31.080 finish this conversation without having a chat to this man 0:00:31.240 --> 0:00:35.880 who is the foremost authority on all things what happens 0:00:35.880 --> 0:00:38.360 after people die. His name is Bill Edgar, his book 0:00:38.400 --> 0:00:39.920 is The Coffin Confessor. 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:42.919 Good morning, Bill, Good morning, and thank you for having me. 0:00:43.040 --> 0:00:45.400 Oh my good Okay. Firstly, you've had a colorful life. 0:00:45.440 --> 0:00:48.000 We'll get to that in just a moment. But explain 0:00:48.120 --> 0:00:49.720 to people what it is that you do. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:53.440 I crashed funerals on behalf of the deceased, telling those 0:00:53.479 --> 0:00:55.480 that were loved how much they were loved, and those 0:00:55.520 --> 0:00:56.760 that my clients love to hate. 0:00:56.800 --> 0:01:01.040 The bugger off felt rageous. 0:01:01.160 --> 0:01:04.360 Can I to say, Bill, your balls must be the 0:01:04.360 --> 0:01:07.440 size of watermelons. That a funting job. 0:01:09.360 --> 0:01:11.560 It's not for the faint of heart of those that fear. 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:14.040 I tell you, okay, Bill, so tell us a bit 0:01:14.040 --> 0:01:16.880 about your background, How did you arrive at a destination? 0:01:17.200 --> 0:01:19.600 Tell people what they really thought of at a funeral? 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:23.600 I'm private, investigated by trade. I had been for many years, 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:25.640 and I was working for a gentleman that was on 0:01:25.720 --> 0:01:29.520 his deathbed, and I you know, we spoke about death's 0:01:29.520 --> 0:01:33.160 life and everything in between. And he said that he 0:01:33.200 --> 0:01:34.920 wasn't going to do a eulogy as much as he 0:01:34.959 --> 0:01:37.640 wanted to because the family view it first and they 0:01:37.720 --> 0:01:40.000 might not play it so out of the joke and 0:01:40.040 --> 0:01:41.920 it was just a joke. I said, listen, I could 0:01:41.920 --> 0:01:44.040 always crash your funeral for you. And he took me 0:01:44.160 --> 0:01:44.800 up on the offer. 0:01:46.640 --> 0:01:48.840 And so what news did you deliver that day? 0:01:49.400 --> 0:01:51.880 On that day he had two things for me to 0:01:51.920 --> 0:01:55.280 actually say. One was his best mates performing the eulogy 0:01:55.360 --> 0:01:57.320 with his crocodile tears. I was to tell him to 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.120 sit down, shut up, or bugger off. He's not a 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.520 true friends trying to screw his wife while he's on 0:02:01.560 --> 0:02:08.640 his birth And that is his brother and his wife 0:02:08.720 --> 0:02:10.919 and their daughter was at his funeral. They were asked 0:02:10.960 --> 0:02:13.119 to leave because they haven't seen him in thirty years. 0:02:13.160 --> 0:02:15.080 So while would they paying their respect now and not 0:02:15.320 --> 0:02:16.280 when they could have seen him. 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.760 This is so unbelievably fascinating because every time we got 0:02:20.760 --> 0:02:23.680 to a funeral, and hopefully people don't go to many funerals. 0:02:23.680 --> 0:02:25.160 When you do, you sort of look around being like, 0:02:26.440 --> 0:02:28.840 what do some people know and what's actually going on? 0:02:29.080 --> 0:02:32.200 What's the most outrageous thing, the most outrageous news you've 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:33.239 had to deliver at a funeral. 0:02:33.680 --> 0:02:37.079 I think the most outrageous would be a telling an 0:02:37.120 --> 0:02:40.880 abused husband that his children weren't his they were his brothers. 0:02:41.280 --> 0:02:46.400 Oh well, you know what he deserved it. He was 0:02:46.440 --> 0:02:49.440 a terrible man and he was terrible to his wife, 0:02:49.440 --> 0:02:52.440 and you know what went on in that relationship. I mean, 0:02:52.720 --> 0:02:55.280 you know it's tips for chat, But look, I'm just 0:02:55.320 --> 0:02:57.679 a messenger, that's all I am. Every person on the 0:02:57.720 --> 0:02:59.760 planet's got a skeleton in the closet, and I just 0:02:59.800 --> 0:03:00.760 let it out for them. 0:03:02.280 --> 0:03:04.880 Have you been have you been assaultier? What's the response 0:03:04.960 --> 0:03:05.640 being like before? 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:09.040 Well? No, I guess you know. I've learned very fast 0:03:09.040 --> 0:03:11.119 to get the crowd on my side because it's their 0:03:11.160 --> 0:03:13.840 loved one. It's you know, it is their loved one 0:03:13.919 --> 0:03:16.240 laying in the casket for a coffin, you know, So 0:03:16.880 --> 0:03:19.679 let them have their stay. I'm just a messenger. Yes, 0:03:19.760 --> 0:03:21.480 you can abuse me and do whatever you want, but 0:03:21.520 --> 0:03:22.840 I've got a job to do, and I'm going to 0:03:22.880 --> 0:03:24.600 do it on behalf of the deceased. I have no 0:03:24.680 --> 0:03:26.400 care of concern for those left behind. 0:03:27.160 --> 0:03:30.760 Wow, Bill's amazing. A quick question. 0:03:30.840 --> 0:03:34.120 Have you wiped people's phones so that there's you know, stuff, 0:03:34.160 --> 0:03:36.800 incriminating stuff on there that they don't want people to see. 0:03:37.120 --> 0:03:39.640 Absolutely, I have. But the most amazing thing is is 0:03:39.680 --> 0:03:42.080 that people still want their mobile phones placed in the 0:03:42.080 --> 0:03:42.760 coffin when. 0:03:44.720 --> 0:03:45.680 It's not enough. 0:03:47.200 --> 0:03:48.680 After death, still in the cloud. 0:03:49.840 --> 0:03:52.440 It's crazy they take it with them, and I get 0:03:52.440 --> 0:03:54.760 it sometimes that other times I think, wow, you know, 0:03:54.840 --> 0:03:57.440 and then some people are petrified of being buried alive, 0:03:57.560 --> 0:03:59.120 so they take their phone with them. They want to 0:03:59.120 --> 0:04:00.360 take it in case. 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:05.000 I'm like, well, okay, like that, we do have to 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:07.080 let you go. But very quickly, what else have you 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.600 placed in coffins? That's been a little bit unusual that 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:10.680 people want to be buried with. 0:04:11.480 --> 0:04:14.560 Look, I guess yeah, there's all ranges of the items 0:04:14.560 --> 0:04:16.520 of placing coffins. But I've got to say the most 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:19.800 daunting and the most confronting thing I've ever done, is 0:04:19.920 --> 0:04:22.120 pin pricked the body at the viewing because the person 0:04:22.200 --> 0:04:25.080 was petrified being cremated alive. So I treat his body 0:04:25.160 --> 0:04:26.000 like a pin cushion. 0:04:26.320 --> 0:04:28.799 Oh my god, just to make sure there wasn't a response. 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:31.160 Yeah, well that's what he wanted and that's what he got. 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.880 And since then, I mean thousands of people have broke 0:04:33.920 --> 0:04:36.080 to me and said, look, I'm petrified being cremated or 0:04:36.080 --> 0:04:38.640 buried alf too. I might get that done as well. 0:04:38.880 --> 0:04:41.200 Yeah, just a heads up, Bill, you might get a 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:42.839 phone call from one A Hayes when he's on his 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:44.840 deathbed just to say, can I please be buried with 0:04:44.960 --> 0:04:45.839 Jason Horn Francis. 0:04:46.160 --> 0:04:48.080 Feel free to say no with my. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:52.919 Jason Horn France's T shirt on Hey, Bill, So just 0:04:53.279 --> 0:04:55.200 for those as well, Like how do people get in 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:55.760 contact with you? 0:04:55.800 --> 0:04:56.839 Like what's the best point? 0:04:57.880 --> 0:05:00.440 Maybe it's just global now they just google with coughing 0:05:00.480 --> 0:05:03.800 sincester or Bill and it's just there everywhere me. I 0:05:03.880 --> 0:05:06.839 travel the globe doing this Now, who. 0:05:06.720 --> 0:05:09.000 Would have thought this was your calling? Bill? I love 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:10.880 this for you and it feels like it. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:13.360 Brings you joy, So thank you so much for having 0:05:13.400 --> 0:05:16.120 a chat with us. That was absolutely fascinating. 0:05:16.480 --> 0:05:18.200 No, thank you for having me, and hi to all 0:05:18.240 --> 0:05:19.160 your listeners. Take care. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:21.159 He's such a nuts man. 0:05:24.600 --> 0:05:25.520 Raygun's spoken out. 0:05:25.760 --> 0:05:35.160 Ah, yes, Ragun, she's back from us. 0:05:35.400 --> 0:05:38.280 Yeah, she's done an exclusive interview with the project that 0:05:38.360 --> 0:05:40.440 aired last night, and she was able to tell her 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.360 side of the story. 0:05:41.680 --> 0:05:42.600 Was her first TV. 0:05:42.400 --> 0:05:45.840 Appearance since the Olympics. She admitted that the saga left 0:05:45.839 --> 0:05:47.839 her struggling mentally and forced her to go off social 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:51.360 media due to a global backlash, but also yet remarkably, 0:05:52.440 --> 0:05:55.400 had this to say about how well received she was 0:05:55.440 --> 0:05:56.960 after the performance. 0:05:56.400 --> 0:05:57.120 Of the Olympics. 0:05:57.480 --> 0:06:02.159 It has been honestly so amazing to see the positive 0:06:02.240 --> 0:06:04.120 response to my performance. 0:06:04.279 --> 0:06:06.800 Like I never thought that I would be able. 0:06:06.600 --> 0:06:10.280 To connect with so many people in such a positive way, 0:06:10.480 --> 0:06:14.640 So that has been just so amazing. But yeah, it 0:06:15.279 --> 0:06:17.279 definitely has been tough at times. 0:06:17.720 --> 0:06:21.960 Okay, I guess there was some positive stuff mixed in 0:06:22.000 --> 0:06:24.599 between all of the absolute aggressive feedback. 0:06:24.640 --> 0:06:27.120 Shaw Well, I think I'm trying to wake this out. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.440 I think half the problem is she very much looks 0:06:29.520 --> 0:06:34.200 like a middle aged white woman break dancing, and I 0:06:34.320 --> 0:06:37.080 just feel like that's a hard sort of stereotype for 0:06:37.120 --> 0:06:37.640 her to break. 0:06:37.680 --> 0:06:39.320 And also it was the Kangaroo for me. 0:06:39.880 --> 0:06:42.240 Yeah yeah, look I love the interevative dance and how 0:06:42.279 --> 0:06:44.200 it was linked to our country. 0:06:44.200 --> 0:06:46.720 But I would have gone to name you, would you? 0:06:46.920 --> 0:06:47.160 Yeah? 0:06:47.279 --> 0:06:48.679 What do you have? Okay? 0:06:48.760 --> 0:06:52.000 Much less complicated as well. No arms, they can't do 0:06:52.120 --> 0:06:53.720 much the humble em you. 0:06:54.400 --> 0:06:57.880 No, I would like to see your emu deak a 0:06:57.960 --> 0:06:59.400 little later, if that's okay by you. 0:07:00.000 --> 0:07:01.720 I don't want the sort of reception the Breaker I got. 0:07:01.920 --> 0:07:05.160 No, I mean it sparked global ridicule, it really did, 0:07:05.160 --> 0:07:08.400 and everyone sort of from Adele piled on. The Prime 0:07:08.440 --> 0:07:10.880 Minister defended her and said, look, you know she gave 0:07:10.920 --> 0:07:14.119 it her best. But then Jimmy Fallon did the skit 0:07:14.320 --> 0:07:17.000 that was just absolutely taking the mickey out of it. Anyway, 0:07:17.000 --> 0:07:18.840 it was put to her last night on the Project 0:07:19.120 --> 0:07:22.360 if she indeed was the best product that Australia had to. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:26.520 Offer up in the bee dancing space? Is that what 0:07:26.560 --> 0:07:28.840 you call it? Breaking? 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:29.400 Just breaking? 0:07:29.560 --> 0:07:31.880 Sorry, the breaking community breaking? 0:07:32.520 --> 0:07:36.200 Genuinely think you are the best female breaker in Australia. 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.560 Well, I think my record speaks to that. 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:46.240 Sweety she won like she won that. I think it 0:07:46.280 --> 0:07:49.400 was the Oceana championships werevious to get in there. So yeah, 0:07:49.680 --> 0:07:53.000 technically she got there in her own right. It wasn't 0:07:53.040 --> 0:07:55.760 an opinion piece. No, she skipped the selection process. 0:07:55.880 --> 0:07:57.560 She was in there, but then why did she get 0:07:57.640 --> 0:07:58.840 zero's across the board? 0:08:00.560 --> 0:08:02.800 Politics. 0:08:02.840 --> 0:08:04.240 It's a controversial space. 0:08:04.680 --> 0:08:07.040 Here's the thing. And I get everyone that says, oh, 0:08:07.080 --> 0:08:09.320 congratulations having a go and all that type of thing. 0:08:09.680 --> 0:08:11.640 If you put yourself in a space where you can 0:08:11.680 --> 0:08:14.480 be judged, you've got to be prepared for harsh judgment. 0:08:14.920 --> 0:08:17.800 We're in a position right now, and doesn't it come 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:20.080 thick and fast. If someone doesn't like you, they will 0:08:20.120 --> 0:08:22.480 say I don't like you, I don't like your personality, 0:08:22.520 --> 0:08:24.400 I don't like what you do. Yeah, and that's part 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:26.880 of the job. You can't just sit there and select 0:08:26.920 --> 0:08:28.760 all the good bits and then to the bad. It's 0:08:28.800 --> 0:08:30.880 be like, well, stuff you, how dare you? 0:08:30.920 --> 0:08:31.080 No? 0:08:31.160 --> 0:08:32.080 But that's my approach. 0:08:32.640 --> 0:08:36.719 That's what you do. That's exactly what you do. Oh 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.000 my gosh, your radio is. 0:08:37.960 --> 0:08:46.160 Reagun positive, you know, dear. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:48.439 It was an interesting interview though, Yeah, for a long 0:08:48.480 --> 0:08:51.880 time as well. Yeah, I honestly don't know how to 0:08:51.880 --> 0:08:54.600 feel about Reaga. I feel really mixed the motion. 0:08:54.720 --> 0:08:55.280 Quite seriously. 0:08:55.320 --> 0:08:57.800 I feel for her because to have a global pylon 0:08:58.040 --> 0:09:01.160 like that is pretty damn awful. But then I just 0:09:01.240 --> 0:09:03.200 you just sort of wonder how she got to be 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:06.040 in that position in the first place. Like surely one 0:09:06.080 --> 0:09:10.000 of the coaches saw that routine and went, hey, hey, 0:09:10.240 --> 0:09:14.839 big girl, Ray, let's have a chat. It's like when 0:09:14.880 --> 0:09:18.600 people go on Australian idol and they can't sing. There's 0:09:18.720 --> 0:09:22.680 enablers around those people going no, no, no, no, you sound great, 0:09:22.840 --> 0:09:23.200 and then. 0:09:23.080 --> 0:09:24.240 All the people are and you're like, oh, I thought 0:09:24.240 --> 0:09:25.360 it was going to be good. We didn't think that 0:09:25.440 --> 0:09:28.000 you would single handly get the sport stripped of the 0:09:28.040 --> 0:09:28.680 next Olympics. 0:09:29.880 --> 0:09:31.920 That's that too much. 0:09:33.000 --> 0:09:35.559 Oh, let's be off in a different direction, shall we, 0:09:35.600 --> 0:09:37.839 all right? Man? Six fifteen vending machine queer. Some of 0:09:37.880 --> 0:09:40.040 the prizes you've got that five of course, dinner a Kingsford, 0:09:40.080 --> 0:09:43.080 the Bross's orlean A restaurant which is very fancy, double 0:09:43.120 --> 0:09:44.839 pass as well to the Vale of Adelaid five hundred 0:09:44.840 --> 0:09:48.480 Saturday after Ice Concert. Serious, it's all there. Plus because 0:09:48.480 --> 0:09:50.880 you're on air technically, yep, you'll get a row Adelaide 0:09:50.880 --> 0:09:53.600 Show family pass and an Amazon Echo Show. 0:09:53.480 --> 0:09:56.040 Five, because I don't want my faith and trust and 0:09:56.040 --> 0:09:59.360 spirit in breakdancing destroyed. Can we at least go out 0:09:59.400 --> 0:10:02.120 on a bit of break dancing music just the mood? 0:10:02.240 --> 0:10:09.680 Absolutely? Here, let's talk about Katy Perry, shall we. You 0:10:09.840 --> 0:10:12.120 just wonder if Katie is at the particular moment in 0:10:12.160 --> 0:10:14.680 her career where there's a bit of a crossroads, which 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:16.280 way is she going to go? She's going to keep 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.240 on heading towards a promised land or she going to 0:10:18.280 --> 0:10:21.839 veer off into the crazy part. Okay, look, we love 0:10:21.880 --> 0:10:27.800 her music, particularly back in the day, needs her guilty. 0:10:28.880 --> 0:10:32.400 I always wonder with artists who have so much success 0:10:32.480 --> 0:10:35.760 early on in their career and have such bangers when 0:10:35.800 --> 0:10:38.560 it's ten years on, how do you follow that up? 0:10:38.600 --> 0:10:40.160 How do you take you to the next level? Yeah, 0:10:40.280 --> 0:10:43.600 consistency is sometimes so high when you start on such 0:10:43.600 --> 0:10:44.280 a high level. 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.280 When every Madonna off, everyone was like Madonna's done, and 0:10:47.320 --> 0:10:49.760 then she comes out with a couple of absolute you know, 0:10:50.160 --> 0:10:51.000 Belt is in her. 0:10:50.920 --> 0:10:55.200 Fifties, and I feel like Rihanna has been pretty inconsistent, Beyonce, Gaga, 0:10:55.240 --> 0:10:59.280 all those top shelf artists. So Katie was recently on 0:10:59.400 --> 0:11:02.000 a podcast. Maybe it was an interview. She said this 0:11:02.240 --> 0:11:05.560 in terms of what her and Orlando Bloom, the husband, 0:11:05.559 --> 0:11:08.199 get up to, in terms of I don't know a 0:11:08.280 --> 0:11:10.960 bit of a reward system. Make what you will of this, Joe. 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.120 It's one of my love languages is acts of service. 0:11:13.200 --> 0:11:15.680 So it's like, if I come downstairs and the kitchen 0:11:15.720 --> 0:11:17.480 is clean, and you've done it all, and you've done 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:21.120 all the dishes and you've closed all the pantry doors, 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.800 you better you better be ready to get your sucks. 0:11:24.960 --> 0:11:28.360 I mean, like literally, that is my love language. I 0:11:28.400 --> 0:11:29.720 don't need a red Ferrari. 0:11:30.520 --> 0:11:35.640 I can buy a redferraris. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:35.439 Second. 0:11:38.120 --> 0:11:45.160 Sorry, don't you know it's fox, It's foxed, it's. 0:11:43.640 --> 0:11:45.560 Fus, it's fun. 0:11:45.720 --> 0:11:47.960 What did I say at the end, it's fox like facts. 0:11:47.960 --> 0:11:49.000 I think it's supposed to be facts. 0:11:49.480 --> 0:11:49.959 It's Fox. 0:11:52.760 --> 0:11:52.960 Yeah. 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:54.840 I've got to say. When I opened up my fone 0:11:54.880 --> 0:11:57.320 this morning and I saw Katy Perry being interviewed, I 0:11:57.400 --> 0:11:59.600 didn't think she was gonna say that, I don't reckon 0:11:59.600 --> 0:12:01.560 a Lando Bloom thought she was going to say that either. 0:12:01.760 --> 0:12:04.640 No, absolutely very good at the dish too, by the way, Landa. 0:12:07.360 --> 0:12:09.640 Look, I like it when my husband does the dishes 0:12:09.679 --> 0:12:12.160 as well. And I would just sort of write that 0:12:12.280 --> 0:12:15.280 up as being in a partnership and part of his 0:12:15.400 --> 0:12:18.520 domestic role. I certainly would not reward him in that. 0:12:20.520 --> 0:12:22.120 I don't get any idea screen. 0:12:22.559 --> 0:12:26.240 And also on top of that, does she sound really unhinged? 0:12:36.960 --> 0:12:37.839 Who knew? You did? 0:12:37.880 --> 0:12:40.040 The best Katy Perry found. 0:12:40.080 --> 0:12:45.479 My best impersonation is unhinged Katy Perry. 0:12:49.559 --> 0:12:51.000 It's fucks. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.840 Yesterday was one of the great contests of the Royal 0:12:54.840 --> 0:13:01.920 Adelaide Show. Jose Let's recap. Let's got Frizana. 0:13:02.960 --> 0:13:04.000 That's good Friza. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:14.480 Let's all get frattatas all up in her? What a competition, James, 0:13:14.520 --> 0:13:15.160 take it through it. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:16.760 We went to the Royal Adelaide Show. 0:13:18.000 --> 0:13:21.000 You have long rebuffed my fratata in here, I've brought 0:13:21.040 --> 0:13:23.200 it in. I've offered it to the whole team. No 0:13:23.240 --> 0:13:26.960 one ever wants to partake. So anyway, we ended up 0:13:26.960 --> 0:13:28.760 at the Royal adelaid Show and a fratata off just 0:13:28.760 --> 0:13:30.200 to prove that my fratata is elite. 0:13:30.320 --> 0:13:32.760 Yes, it was a genuine fra tartar. So there were 0:13:32.760 --> 0:13:34.040 at least twenty participants. 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.679 Yeah, who thought that that many people would have the 0:13:36.800 --> 0:13:39.200 time and energy to enter a Fratata at the Royal 0:13:39.200 --> 0:13:39.760 Adelaide Show. 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:41.360 But the end of it was packed. It was it 0:13:41.480 --> 0:13:44.439 was people everywhere of all ages. Yes, I'll tell you what. 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:49.360 Like we mentioned yesterday, the fratata fraternity went off its head. 0:13:49.520 --> 0:13:52.640 Can you go through the controversy of your particular fratata 0:13:53.280 --> 0:13:56.040 and how it went in such a bad direction Late 0:13:56.080 --> 0:13:57.319 in the judging, well. 0:13:57.120 --> 0:13:58.760 So we're about three quarters of the way through and they 0:13:58.880 --> 0:14:01.719 narrowed it down and I thought I wasn't quite sure 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:03.400 which one was my fratata buddy, and there were so 0:14:03.440 --> 0:14:05.800 many fratatas, but I was like, oh my god, I 0:14:05.800 --> 0:14:09.120 think I'm in with a shot here. And then I 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:12.040 hear one of the judges turned to the other judge 0:14:12.080 --> 0:14:14.480 and go, that's a hair. 0:14:18.840 --> 0:14:19.880 Absolute horror. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:22.960 I realized the judge, you found a hair in my fratarta. 0:14:23.560 --> 0:14:25.600 Oh my very goodness. 0:14:25.600 --> 0:14:30.240 And then the fratarta fraternity went off and you're like, 0:14:30.320 --> 0:14:34.920 what is that? And that killed you? Well, Jode sal 0:14:35.040 --> 0:14:35.800 tell Us where you play. 0:14:36.360 --> 0:14:40.600 I came in a solid four board, they told me. 0:14:41.560 --> 0:14:43.800 They told me, if it wasn't for the great hair controversy, 0:14:43.920 --> 0:14:45.200 I was much higher. 0:14:46.360 --> 0:14:49.000 The hair controversy. So you potentially replaced second or third. 0:14:49.080 --> 0:14:51.560 Maybe all right, I'm just going to rip this band 0:14:51.560 --> 0:14:54.720 aid straight off. I guess what your boy cat? Yeah, 0:14:54.760 --> 0:15:04.880 that's right when they started screaming this first all right. Yeah, 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:08.240 And I've got my ribbon for you. It's blue. 0:15:08.440 --> 0:15:09.840 I'm familiar with that ribbon. 0:15:09.920 --> 0:15:12.320 Blue. It is a traditional color for victory. 0:15:12.560 --> 0:15:14.760 You've been rubbing that ribbon in my face. There's no 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:16.520 way in hell you made that for Tata. 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:22.080 I got Joe to take the L. Right, just take 0:15:22.120 --> 0:15:24.440 the L on this one, Okay. I was born to 0:15:24.480 --> 0:15:25.360 baker for Tata. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.040 Anything you want to tell me sucked in. 0:15:31.400 --> 0:15:33.120 That's what I want to know about. Oh god, I 0:15:33.120 --> 0:15:34.560 don't know what this feeling that I've got is. 0:15:34.800 --> 0:15:36.680 It hurts, It hurts. 0:15:37.880 --> 0:15:44.760 It wasn't my Fratta. One of the judges was on 0:15:44.840 --> 0:15:47.120 me too. She came out to twice. She's like, oh, 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:50.000 interesting cooking Tin. You used to take us through that, 0:15:50.040 --> 0:15:54.240 and I was like, get out of my face. I 0:15:54.280 --> 0:15:56.560 got my I got my patana from Chanella's. 0:15:58.800 --> 0:15:59.720 Are you kidding? 0:16:01.600 --> 0:16:05.480 I just picked up from Shanella's. Emily helped organize it, 0:16:06.000 --> 0:16:08.560 and we were supposed to we were supposed to go 0:16:08.720 --> 0:16:11.760 well Chanella's. We weren't supposed to have the best for 0:16:11.920 --> 0:16:12.880 Tata and Adelaide. 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.440 Oh my God, give me that blue ribbon. 0:16:15.720 --> 0:16:16.560 Give me the ribbon. 0:16:16.800 --> 0:16:19.720 You don't go from fourth to first? Who came the 0:16:19.760 --> 0:16:22.640 person who came second goes first? Think her name was 0:16:22.680 --> 0:16:30.040 Stephanie Rageous. She still had a harry fratata. But is 0:16:30.080 --> 0:16:31.920 that a youth for miser I don't really know. I 0:16:31.920 --> 0:16:35.600 hope not, God, I hope not. But thank you very much. Chanella's, 0:16:35.920 --> 0:16:38.640 I mean, try their chef prepared family side take home 0:16:38.640 --> 0:16:41.720 past the mills tonight, Chanella's prospect, grow prospect. Hell, go 0:16:41.760 --> 0:16:43.600 in there, pick up a fratata because it's the best 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:44.120 in Adelaide. 0:16:44.120 --> 0:16:45.600 Are you joking right now? 0:16:45.880 --> 0:16:48.720 Not only did you not mate your fratata, but now 0:16:48.800 --> 0:16:57.880 you're giving them a credit lot. What is this behavior 0:16:57.880 --> 0:16:59.880 that you're bringing to the table to it is going on? 0:17:00.000 --> 0:17:02.040 I want more opportunities to get yourself on there before 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:04.000 add cock. I'm gonna put out a bit of a 0:17:04.000 --> 0:17:05.560 health message, a bit of a health warner now for 0:17:05.680 --> 0:17:08.320 that mind. Jude's sure A doctor has warned that using 0:17:08.359 --> 0:17:12.760 phone on the toilets can cause hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are something 0:17:12.760 --> 0:17:14.720 that I probably don't know enough about. 0:17:15.040 --> 0:17:15.480 Okay. 0:17:15.720 --> 0:17:19.240 So, according to this particular doctor, using your phone on 0:17:19.320 --> 0:17:24.080 the toilet prolonged sitting increases pressure on rectal blood vessels, 0:17:24.600 --> 0:17:28.800 which can cause or worse in hemorrhoids. She recommends that 0:17:28.880 --> 0:17:31.919 limiting bathroom time and avoiding straining, and if you don't succeed, 0:17:31.920 --> 0:17:33.840 it's better to try again later rather than force it 0:17:33.880 --> 0:17:38.119 no times trigging later, got to get it out. What 0:17:38.200 --> 0:17:40.600 about when you've got kids as well, And I've got 0:17:40.640 --> 0:17:44.040 an eleventh month old and just they they are in 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.800 danger of hemorrhoids. She's a try and force it out. 0:17:47.280 --> 0:17:49.320 We're watching our eleventh month Sun the other day and 0:17:49.320 --> 0:17:54.600 he's looking at us, going, you knew exactly what was 0:17:54.680 --> 0:17:55.080 going on. 0:17:55.440 --> 0:17:56.160 It was intense. 0:17:56.240 --> 0:17:58.320 Well, calm down there, Sun, something you're gonna get yourself 0:17:58.320 --> 0:17:58.800 some hemorhoids. 0:17:59.240 --> 0:18:02.000 And also they go so red in the face. It's like, 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:03.720 if you're trying to be subtle about what you're. 0:18:03.520 --> 0:18:04.840 Doing right now, you're not. 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:05.159 No. 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:12.480 No, if he could talk and be like, hemorrhoids, check 0:18:12.560 --> 0:18:14.200 and up if you had hemorrhoids. 0:18:15.960 --> 0:18:18.160 I have everyone who's had a baby has a hemorrhoid. 0:18:18.280 --> 0:18:20.480 Really unavoidable. 0:18:20.560 --> 0:18:22.600 After you first one or did you get through. 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:23.120 All of them? 0:18:23.240 --> 0:18:24.480 Really? All of the above? 0:18:24.760 --> 0:18:26.800 What about you produce Emily, you're in the midst of 0:18:26.800 --> 0:18:28.240 having your second baby if you had. 0:18:28.119 --> 0:18:34.520 Hemorrhoids, No, just I wouldn't be bragging when you're a 0:18:34.520 --> 0:18:35.880 month out of pushing this one out. 0:18:36.840 --> 0:18:37.240 Number two? 0:18:37.400 --> 0:18:39.200 How did you get number two appropriately? 0:18:39.440 --> 0:18:41.080 What do you mean so number two? How do you 0:18:41.119 --> 0:18:42.800 get through having a baby not having Hamley? 0:18:42.920 --> 0:18:44.600 Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I'm just a late 0:18:44.680 --> 0:18:45.000 down there. 0:18:45.000 --> 0:18:54.200 Maybe second baby says, I accept that challenge to give 0:18:54.240 --> 0:18:55.600 you some grapes. 0:18:56.400 --> 0:18:58.960 I will take your no hemorrhoids and I will raise 0:18:59.080 --> 0:19:00.720 you sick significantly. 0:19:01.760 --> 0:19:09.320