Speaker 1: Hazy.
Speaker 2: We've been talking this week about the things that you
Speaker 2: discovered after people die, right, and they can be quite controversial.
Speaker 2: Maybe they're having an affair, maybe they had secret children,
Speaker 2: maybe they had secret bank accounts.
Speaker 1: Who's to say it.
Speaker 3: Everyone's got secrets, and some are more spicy than others.
Speaker 2: And then it came to our attention that we cannot
Speaker 2: finish this conversation without having a chat to this man
Speaker 2: who is the foremost authority on all things what happens
Speaker 2: after people die. His name is Bill Edgar, his book
Speaker 2: is The Coffin Confessor.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Bill, Good morning, and thank you for having me.
Speaker 2: Oh my good Okay. Firstly, you've had a colorful life.
Speaker 2: We'll get to that in just a moment. But explain
Speaker 2: to people what it is that you do.
Speaker 4: I crashed funerals on behalf of the deceased, telling those
Speaker 4: that were loved how much they were loved, and those
Speaker 4: that my clients love to hate.
Speaker 1: The bugger off felt rageous.
Speaker 3: Can I to say, Bill, your balls must be the
Speaker 3: size of watermelons. That a funting job.
Speaker 4: It's not for the faint of heart of those that fear.
Speaker 2: I tell you, okay, Bill, so tell us a bit
Speaker 2: about your background, How did you arrive at a destination?
Speaker 1: Tell people what they really thought of at a funeral?
Speaker 4: I'm private, investigated by trade. I had been for many years,
Speaker 4: and I was working for a gentleman that was on
Speaker 4: his deathbed, and I you know, we spoke about death's
Speaker 4: life and everything in between. And he said that he
Speaker 4: wasn't going to do a eulogy as much as he
Speaker 4: wanted to because the family view it first and they
Speaker 4: might not play it so out of the joke and
Speaker 4: it was just a joke. I said, listen, I could
Speaker 4: always crash your funeral for you. And he took me
Speaker 4: up on the offer.
Speaker 2: And so what news did you deliver that day?
Speaker 4: On that day he had two things for me to
Speaker 4: actually say. One was his best mates performing the eulogy
Speaker 4: with his crocodile tears. I was to tell him to
Speaker 4: sit down, shut up, or bugger off. He's not a
Speaker 4: true friends trying to screw his wife while he's on
Speaker 4: his birth And that is his brother and his wife
Speaker 4: and their daughter was at his funeral. They were asked
Speaker 4: to leave because they haven't seen him in thirty years.
Speaker 4: So while would they paying their respect now and not
Speaker 4: when they could have seen him.
Speaker 3: This is so unbelievably fascinating because every time we got
Speaker 3: to a funeral, and hopefully people don't go to many funerals.
Speaker 3: When you do, you sort of look around being like,
Speaker 3: what do some people know and what's actually going on?
Speaker 3: What's the most outrageous thing, the most outrageous news you've
Speaker 3: had to deliver at a funeral.
Speaker 4: I think the most outrageous would be a telling an
Speaker 4: abused husband that his children weren't his they were his brothers.
Speaker 4: Oh well, you know what he deserved it. He was
Speaker 4: a terrible man and he was terrible to his wife,
Speaker 4: and you know what went on in that relationship. I mean,
Speaker 4: you know it's tips for chat, But look, I'm just
Speaker 4: a messenger, that's all I am. Every person on the
Speaker 4: planet's got a skeleton in the closet, and I just
Speaker 4: let it out for them.
Speaker 3: Have you been have you been assaultier? What's the response
Speaker 3: being like before?
Speaker 4: Well? No, I guess you know. I've learned very fast
Speaker 4: to get the crowd on my side because it's their
Speaker 4: loved one. It's you know, it is their loved one
Speaker 4: laying in the casket for a coffin, you know, So
Speaker 4: let them have their stay. I'm just a messenger. Yes,
Speaker 4: you can abuse me and do whatever you want, but
Speaker 4: I've got a job to do, and I'm going to
Speaker 4: do it on behalf of the deceased. I have no
Speaker 4: care of concern for those left behind.
Speaker 1: Wow, Bill's amazing. A quick question.
Speaker 2: Have you wiped people's phones so that there's you know, stuff,
Speaker 2: incriminating stuff on there that they don't want people to see.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I have. But the most amazing thing is is
Speaker 4: that people still want their mobile phones placed in the
Speaker 4: coffin when.
Speaker 5: It's not enough.
Speaker 1: After death, still in the cloud.
Speaker 4: It's crazy they take it with them, and I get
Speaker 4: it sometimes that other times I think, wow, you know,
Speaker 4: and then some people are petrified of being buried alive,
Speaker 4: so they take their phone with them. They want to
Speaker 4: take it in case.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, okay, like that, we do have to
Speaker 2: let you go. But very quickly, what else have you
Speaker 2: placed in coffins? That's been a little bit unusual that
Speaker 2: people want to be buried with.
Speaker 4: Look, I guess yeah, there's all ranges of the items
Speaker 4: of placing coffins. But I've got to say the most
Speaker 4: daunting and the most confronting thing I've ever done, is
Speaker 4: pin pricked the body at the viewing because the person
Speaker 4: was petrified being cremated alive. So I treat his body
Speaker 4: like a pin cushion.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, just to make sure there wasn't a response.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's what he wanted and that's what he got.
Speaker 4: And since then, I mean thousands of people have broke
Speaker 4: to me and said, look, I'm petrified being cremated or
Speaker 4: buried alf too. I might get that done as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just a heads up, Bill, you might get a
Speaker 2: phone call from one A Hayes when he's on his
Speaker 2: deathbed just to say, can I please be buried with
Speaker 2: Jason Horn Francis.
Speaker 1: Feel free to say no with my.
Speaker 3: Jason Horn France's T shirt on Hey, Bill, So just
Speaker 3: for those as well, Like how do people get in
Speaker 3: contact with you?
Speaker 1: Like what's the best point?
Speaker 4: Maybe it's just global now they just google with coughing
Speaker 4: sincester or Bill and it's just there everywhere me. I
Speaker 4: travel the globe doing this Now, who.
Speaker 1: Would have thought this was your calling? Bill? I love
Speaker 1: this for you and it feels like it.
Speaker 2: Brings you joy, So thank you so much for having
Speaker 2: a chat with us. That was absolutely fascinating.
Speaker 4: No, thank you for having me, and hi to all
Speaker 4: your listeners. Take care.
Speaker 5: He's such a nuts man.
Speaker 1: Raygun's spoken out.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, Ragun, she's back from us.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's done an exclusive interview with the project that
Speaker 2: aired last night, and she was able to tell her
Speaker 2: side of the story.
Speaker 1: Was her first TV.
Speaker 2: Appearance since the Olympics. She admitted that the saga left
Speaker 2: her struggling mentally and forced her to go off social
Speaker 2: media due to a global backlash, but also yet remarkably,
Speaker 2: had this to say about how well received she was
Speaker 2: after the performance.
Speaker 1: Of the Olympics.
Speaker 6: It has been honestly so amazing to see the positive
Speaker 6: response to my performance.
Speaker 5: Like I never thought that I would be able.
Speaker 6: To connect with so many people in such a positive way,
Speaker 6: So that has been just so amazing. But yeah, it
Speaker 6: definitely has been tough at times.
Speaker 3: Okay, I guess there was some positive stuff mixed in
Speaker 3: between all of the absolute aggressive feedback.
Speaker 1: Shaw Well, I think I'm trying to wake this out.
Speaker 2: I think half the problem is she very much looks
Speaker 2: like a middle aged white woman break dancing, and I
Speaker 2: just feel like that's a hard sort of stereotype for
Speaker 2: her to break.
Speaker 1: And also it was the Kangaroo for me.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, look I love the interevative dance and how
Speaker 3: it was linked to our country.
Speaker 1: But I would have gone to name you, would you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: What do you have? Okay?
Speaker 3: Much less complicated as well. No arms, they can't do
Speaker 3: much the humble em you.
Speaker 2: No, I would like to see your emu deak a
Speaker 2: little later, if that's okay by you.
Speaker 3: I don't want the sort of reception the Breaker I got.
Speaker 2: No, I mean it sparked global ridicule, it really did,
Speaker 2: and everyone sort of from Adele piled on. The Prime
Speaker 2: Minister defended her and said, look, you know she gave
Speaker 2: it her best. But then Jimmy Fallon did the skit
Speaker 2: that was just absolutely taking the mickey out of it. Anyway,
Speaker 2: it was put to her last night on the Project
Speaker 2: if she indeed was the best product that Australia had to.
Speaker 1: Offer up in the bee dancing space? Is that what
Speaker 1: you call it? Breaking?
Speaker 3: Just breaking?
Speaker 1: Sorry, the breaking community breaking?
Speaker 7: Genuinely think you are the best female breaker in Australia.
Speaker 5: Well, I think my record speaks to that.
Speaker 3: Sweety she won like she won that. I think it
Speaker 3: was the Oceana championships werevious to get in there. So yeah,
Speaker 3: technically she got there in her own right. It wasn't
Speaker 3: an opinion piece. No, she skipped the selection process.
Speaker 2: She was in there, but then why did she get
Speaker 2: zero's across the board?
Speaker 3: Politics.
Speaker 1: It's a controversial space.
Speaker 3: Here's the thing. And I get everyone that says, oh,
Speaker 3: congratulations having a go and all that type of thing.
Speaker 3: If you put yourself in a space where you can
Speaker 3: be judged, you've got to be prepared for harsh judgment.
Speaker 3: We're in a position right now, and doesn't it come
Speaker 3: thick and fast. If someone doesn't like you, they will
Speaker 3: say I don't like you, I don't like your personality,
Speaker 3: I don't like what you do. Yeah, and that's part
Speaker 3: of the job. You can't just sit there and select
Speaker 3: all the good bits and then to the bad. It's
Speaker 3: be like, well, stuff you, how dare you?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 1: But that's my approach.
Speaker 3: That's what you do. That's exactly what you do. Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh, your radio is.
Speaker 1: Reagun positive, you know, dear.
Speaker 3: It was an interesting interview though, Yeah, for a long
Speaker 3: time as well. Yeah, I honestly don't know how to
Speaker 3: feel about Reaga. I feel really mixed the motion.
Speaker 1: Quite seriously.
Speaker 2: I feel for her because to have a global pylon
Speaker 2: like that is pretty damn awful. But then I just
Speaker 2: you just sort of wonder how she got to be
Speaker 2: in that position in the first place. Like surely one
Speaker 2: of the coaches saw that routine and went, hey, hey,
Speaker 2: big girl, Ray, let's have a chat. It's like when
Speaker 2: people go on Australian idol and they can't sing. There's
Speaker 2: enablers around those people going no, no, no, no, you sound great,
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 3: All the people are and you're like, oh, I thought
Speaker 3: it was going to be good. We didn't think that
Speaker 3: you would single handly get the sport stripped of the
Speaker 3: next Olympics.
Speaker 1: That's that too much.
Speaker 3: Oh, let's be off in a different direction, shall we,
Speaker 3: all right? Man? Six fifteen vending machine queer. Some of
Speaker 3: the prizes you've got that five of course, dinner a Kingsford,
Speaker 3: the Bross's orlean A restaurant which is very fancy, double
Speaker 3: pass as well to the Vale of Adelaid five hundred
Speaker 3: Saturday after Ice Concert. Serious, it's all there. Plus because
Speaker 3: you're on air technically, yep, you'll get a row Adelaide
Speaker 3: Show family pass and an Amazon Echo Show.
Speaker 2: Five, because I don't want my faith and trust and
Speaker 2: spirit in breakdancing destroyed. Can we at least go out
Speaker 2: on a bit of break dancing music just the mood?
Speaker 3: Absolutely? Here, let's talk about Katy Perry, shall we. You
Speaker 3: just wonder if Katie is at the particular moment in
Speaker 3: her career where there's a bit of a crossroads, which
Speaker 3: way is she going to go? She's going to keep
Speaker 3: on heading towards a promised land or she going to
Speaker 3: veer off into the crazy part. Okay, look, we love
Speaker 3: her music, particularly back in the day, needs her guilty.
Speaker 2: I always wonder with artists who have so much success
Speaker 2: early on in their career and have such bangers when
Speaker 2: it's ten years on, how do you follow that up?
Speaker 3: How do you take you to the next level? Yeah,
Speaker 3: consistency is sometimes so high when you start on such
Speaker 3: a high level.
Speaker 2: When every Madonna off, everyone was like Madonna's done, and
Speaker 2: then she comes out with a couple of absolute you know,
Speaker 2: Belt is in her.
Speaker 3: Fifties, and I feel like Rihanna has been pretty inconsistent, Beyonce, Gaga,
Speaker 3: all those top shelf artists. So Katie was recently on
Speaker 3: a podcast. Maybe it was an interview. She said this
Speaker 3: in terms of what her and Orlando Bloom, the husband,
Speaker 3: get up to, in terms of I don't know a
Speaker 3: bit of a reward system. Make what you will of this, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's one of my love languages is acts of service.
Speaker 8: So it's like, if I come downstairs and the kitchen
Speaker 8: is clean, and you've done it all, and you've done
Speaker 8: all the dishes and you've closed all the pantry doors,
Speaker 8: you better you better be ready to get your sucks.
Speaker 5: I mean, like literally, that is my love language. I
Speaker 5: don't need a red Ferrari.
Speaker 9: I can buy a redferraris.
Speaker 2: Second.
Speaker 8: Sorry, don't you know it's fox, It's foxed, it's.
Speaker 3: Fus, it's fun.
Speaker 1: What did I say at the end, it's fox like facts.
Speaker 3: I think it's supposed to be facts.
Speaker 1: It's Fox.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I've got to say. When I opened up my fone
Speaker 3: this morning and I saw Katy Perry being interviewed, I
Speaker 3: didn't think she was gonna say that, I don't reckon
Speaker 3: a Lando Bloom thought she was going to say that either.
Speaker 1: No, absolutely very good at the dish too, by the way, Landa.
Speaker 2: Look, I like it when my husband does the dishes
Speaker 2: as well. And I would just sort of write that
Speaker 2: up as being in a partnership and part of his
Speaker 2: domestic role. I certainly would not reward him in that.
Speaker 1: I don't get any idea screen.
Speaker 2: And also on top of that, does she sound really unhinged?
Speaker 5: Who knew? You did?
Speaker 1: The best Katy Perry found.
Speaker 3: My best impersonation is unhinged Katy Perry.
Speaker 5: It's fucks.
Speaker 3: Yesterday was one of the great contests of the Royal
Speaker 3: Adelaide Show. Jose Let's recap. Let's got Frizana.
Speaker 10: That's good Friza.
Speaker 3: Let's all get frattatas all up in her? What a competition, James,
Speaker 3: take it through it.
Speaker 1: We went to the Royal Adelaide Show.
Speaker 2: You have long rebuffed my fratata in here, I've brought
Speaker 2: it in. I've offered it to the whole team. No
Speaker 2: one ever wants to partake. So anyway, we ended up
Speaker 2: at the Royal adelaid Show and a fratata off just
Speaker 2: to prove that my fratata is elite.
Speaker 3: Yes, it was a genuine fra tartar. So there were
Speaker 3: at least twenty participants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, who thought that that many people would have the
Speaker 2: time and energy to enter a Fratata at the Royal
Speaker 2: Adelaide Show.
Speaker 3: But the end of it was packed. It was it
Speaker 3: was people everywhere of all ages. Yes, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: Like we mentioned yesterday, the fratata fraternity went off its head.
Speaker 3: Can you go through the controversy of your particular fratata
Speaker 3: and how it went in such a bad direction Late
Speaker 3: in the judging, well.
Speaker 2: So we're about three quarters of the way through and they
Speaker 2: narrowed it down and I thought I wasn't quite sure
Speaker 2: which one was my fratata buddy, and there were so
Speaker 2: many fratatas, but I was like, oh my god, I
Speaker 2: think I'm in with a shot here. And then I
Speaker 2: hear one of the judges turned to the other judge
Speaker 2: and go, that's a hair.
Speaker 1: Absolute horror.
Speaker 2: I realized the judge, you found a hair in my fratarta.
Speaker 1: Oh my very goodness.
Speaker 3: And then the fratarta fraternity went off and you're like,
Speaker 3: what is that? And that killed you? Well, Jode sal
Speaker 3: tell Us where you play.
Speaker 1: I came in a solid four board, they told me.
Speaker 2: They told me, if it wasn't for the great hair controversy,
Speaker 2: I was much higher.
Speaker 3: The hair controversy. So you potentially replaced second or third.
Speaker 3: Maybe all right, I'm just going to rip this band
Speaker 3: aid straight off. I guess what your boy cat? Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's right when they started screaming this first all right. Yeah,
Speaker 3: And I've got my ribbon for you. It's blue.
Speaker 1: I'm familiar with that ribbon.
Speaker 3: Blue. It is a traditional color for victory.
Speaker 1: You've been rubbing that ribbon in my face. There's no
Speaker 1: way in hell you made that for Tata.
Speaker 3: I got Joe to take the L. Right, just take
Speaker 3: the L on this one, Okay. I was born to
Speaker 3: baker for Tata.
Speaker 1: Anything you want to tell me sucked in.
Speaker 3: That's what I want to know about. Oh god, I
Speaker 3: don't know what this feeling that I've got is.
Speaker 1: It hurts, It hurts.
Speaker 3: It wasn't my Fratta. One of the judges was on
Speaker 3: me too. She came out to twice. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: interesting cooking Tin. You used to take us through that,
Speaker 3: and I was like, get out of my face. I
Speaker 3: got my I got my patana from Chanella's.
Speaker 5: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: I just picked up from Shanella's. Emily helped organize it,
Speaker 3: and we were supposed to we were supposed to go
Speaker 3: well Chanella's. We weren't supposed to have the best for
Speaker 3: Tata and Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Oh my God, give me that blue ribbon.
Speaker 5: Give me the ribbon.
Speaker 3: You don't go from fourth to first? Who came the
Speaker 3: person who came second goes first? Think her name was
Speaker 3: Stephanie Rageous. She still had a harry fratata. But is
Speaker 3: that a youth for miser I don't really know. I
Speaker 3: hope not, God, I hope not. But thank you very much. Chanella's,
Speaker 3: I mean, try their chef prepared family side take home
Speaker 3: past the mills tonight, Chanella's prospect, grow prospect. Hell, go
Speaker 3: in there, pick up a fratata because it's the best
Speaker 3: in Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Are you joking right now?
Speaker 2: Not only did you not mate your fratata, but now
Speaker 2: you're giving them a credit lot. What is this behavior
Speaker 2: that you're bringing to the table to it is going on?
Speaker 3: I want more opportunities to get yourself on there before
Speaker 3: add cock. I'm gonna put out a bit of a
Speaker 3: health message, a bit of a health warner now for
Speaker 3: that mind. Jude's sure A doctor has warned that using
Speaker 3: phone on the toilets can cause hemorrhoids. Hemorrhoids are something
Speaker 3: that I probably don't know enough about.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: So, according to this particular doctor, using your phone on
Speaker 3: the toilet prolonged sitting increases pressure on rectal blood vessels,
Speaker 3: which can cause or worse in hemorrhoids. She recommends that
Speaker 3: limiting bathroom time and avoiding straining, and if you don't succeed,
Speaker 3: it's better to try again later rather than force it
Speaker 3: no times trigging later, got to get it out. What
Speaker 3: about when you've got kids as well, And I've got
Speaker 3: an eleventh month old and just they they are in
Speaker 3: danger of hemorrhoids. She's a try and force it out.
Speaker 3: We're watching our eleventh month Sun the other day and
Speaker 3: he's looking at us, going, you knew exactly what was
Speaker 3: going on.
Speaker 1: It was intense.
Speaker 3: Well, calm down there, Sun, something you're gonna get yourself
Speaker 3: some hemorhoids.
Speaker 2: And also they go so red in the face. It's like,
Speaker 2: if you're trying to be subtle about what you're.
Speaker 1: Doing right now, you're not.
Speaker 7: No.
Speaker 3: No, if he could talk and be like, hemorrhoids, check
Speaker 3: and up if you had hemorrhoids.
Speaker 1: I have everyone who's had a baby has a hemorrhoid.
Speaker 1: Really unavoidable.
Speaker 3: After you first one or did you get through.
Speaker 5: All of them?
Speaker 1: Really? All of the above?
Speaker 3: What about you produce Emily, you're in the midst of
Speaker 3: having your second baby if you had.
Speaker 2: Hemorrhoids, No, just I wouldn't be bragging when you're a
Speaker 2: month out of pushing this one out.
Speaker 1: Number two?
Speaker 5: How did you get number two appropriately?
Speaker 3: What do you mean so number two? How do you
Speaker 3: get through having a baby not having Hamley?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. I don't know. I'm just a late
Speaker 1: down there.
Speaker 3: Maybe second baby says, I accept that challenge to give
Speaker 3: you some grapes.
Speaker 2: I will take your no hemorrhoids and I will raise
Speaker 2: you sick significantly.
Speaker 1: Yeah. They're actually very painful and often. Okay, how you
Speaker 1: avoided one.
Speaker 3: Because I was strained I go to the toilet.
Speaker 1: What about when you're in the gym as well?
Speaker 3: Because I.
Speaker 1: Squats bicycles?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. I don't do the exercises that would
Speaker 3: have really strained down there. But so are you kids?
Speaker 1: No, I don't have many kids.
Speaker 11: I'm hemorrhoid free, which is nice.
Speaker 1: Are they getting hemorrhoids?
Speaker 11: Well? I heard the most outrageous story of the day
Speaker 11: from one of my girlfriends. She went on a date
Speaker 11: with a bloke who told her about how he discovered
Speaker 11: he had roots. He was on a date with a
Speaker 11: girl and things were going quite well, and they tried
Speaker 11: some stuff, what sort.
Speaker 3: Of stuff like.
Speaker 1: Food and they went to YOCHI.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd like to try chi.
Speaker 11: They experimented digitally and couldn't get past them.
Speaker 3: They both who had the hemorrhoid? He did? So why
Speaker 3: was it exposed.
Speaker 11: They were trying something? I'm not having this conversation.
Speaker 1: Incredible, what dig me? Okay?
Speaker 3: Getting up like great?
Speaker 2: I've always wondered for men out there in thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten get involved place? How do you call and
Speaker 2: stick to work for hemorrhoids?
Speaker 3: And no one? That's easy gastro moment, because no one's
Speaker 3: following that up. And if you've got a boss and
Speaker 3: says we'll send me a little picky, then.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much for what's about to happen, because
Speaker 2: you have allowed me to bring my little bff in
Speaker 2: from ten years.
Speaker 1: First, her name is tiff Warn. She is the weather girl.
Speaker 2: She's sunshine and light personified.
Speaker 1: Good morning.
Speaker 5: What else am I going to keep going?
Speaker 4: Going?
Speaker 1: Very skinny, very yes, modest, Yes, I know.
Speaker 3: You're very energetic, almost like you've had one too many coffees,
Speaker 3: which is a good thing.
Speaker 1: It's here's bottoline, adhd.
Speaker 5: Yes, we would gets over there.
Speaker 7: All right.
Speaker 3: If you're going to be a special guest for one
Speaker 3: of our favorite segments, Jody and Looseless, it's just a
Speaker 3: little listening exercise for one Jody who's getting better in
Speaker 3: this space.
Speaker 1: Well, hang on, it's one of my best mates here.
Speaker 5: Do I listen?
Speaker 1: Do I listen?
Speaker 3: Properly?
Speaker 5: Love you?
Speaker 2: So this is a little game where we're going to
Speaker 2: prop some noise canceling headphones on you, tiffworn from ten
Speaker 2: us first, and Hazy is going to mouth something to
Speaker 2: you and you then have to tell us exactly what
Speaker 2: our boy Andrew has said.
Speaker 3: So if you we're about to go into your own
Speaker 3: little world, which is quite common. We're going to turn
Speaker 3: up the music right now so Tiff cannot hear a
Speaker 3: word that we are saying.
Speaker 1: And now the elevator music is on and you have
Speaker 1: to make some hand signals to make sure that she's
Speaker 1: looking at my mouth.
Speaker 3: Ready, here we go. Once in a blue moon.
Speaker 5: What did you just call me?
Speaker 3: Feel free in this space? Whatever you feel as being said. Okay,
Speaker 3: headphones are back on once in a blue.
Speaker 12: Moon, oh when in bloom bloom, of course's.
Speaker 3: One more time, one more time, once in a blue moon,
Speaker 3: in a blue moons.
Speaker 5: In a bloody blue moon.
Speaker 3: This might be a strength of your you.
Speaker 5: This, it will be my first strength so far.
Speaker 3: Okay. A snake got my lunch happens all the time.
Speaker 5: I think you just said, I snack on my lunch.
Speaker 1: One more time, all time.
Speaker 5: It doesn't make sense, but it's what you said.
Speaker 1: I love how she's telling you what you said. A
Speaker 1: snake got my lunch?
Speaker 5: Did you I sat on my lunch lunch?
Speaker 12: Isn't it is your lunch? She'll get it this one
Speaker 12: more time, but enunciate better.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much. A snake got my lunch.
Speaker 5: A snake on my lunch.
Speaker 1: It was a snake got my lunch.
Speaker 5: That doesn't I mean, we've all been there.
Speaker 1: We've been there, enjoy delicious lunch and then bangs, snakes.
Speaker 1: Snake got my lun random snakes.
Speaker 3: God, damn snakes on this.
Speaker 5: Damn snake's on a lunch.
Speaker 1: Last one.
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 1: Let me lick your face.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, I don't know if I can say
Speaker 5: that on the radio.
Speaker 3: Andrew. Let me lick your face.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna respond by saying, absolutely not.
Speaker 3: Do you think you've got it?
Speaker 5: Let me your face.
Speaker 11: Coming back to this sixth studio, I hat here.
Speaker 2: It's a special morning because ten years first Weather presenter
Speaker 2: Tiff Hoorn has joined us in the studio and I
Speaker 2: need her to tell everybody what happened when.
Speaker 1: The big, big, big, big, big big boss came to town.
Speaker 5: Well, it's not bad.
Speaker 12: It's just have an affliction that when someone in a
Speaker 12: position of supreme power, like an overlord, like the biggest
Speaker 12: boss in our network comes, I forget how to.
Speaker 5: Speak yeah and be normal.
Speaker 2: And it has to be said, this man is quite
Speaker 2: good looking as well.
Speaker 5: I wasn't going to say it now that.
Speaker 3: You have, remember Lucky Murdoch turned up and I showed
Speaker 3: his hand. You had to give hi kiss on cheat
Speaker 3: and kissing him on the nose.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that didn't happen. That didn't happen.
Speaker 12: You wish I kissed him on the forehead and your
Speaker 12: dreams really quite nice.
Speaker 1: But think he's sort of almost equally as mortifying.
Speaker 12: No, it just was like he walked in and everyone's
Speaker 12: a bit of flutter.
Speaker 5: Me in particular, I.
Speaker 12: Thought I better make a good impression and seemed level
Speaker 12: headed and normal. So he walked in and said how
Speaker 12: are you and I said good, they tell you, and
Speaker 12: he went good, and then he just looked at me,
Speaker 12: and I looked at him, and there was silence. So
Speaker 12: I broke it by just saying I'm thriving, and he
Speaker 12: looked at me like I was the most unhinged person
Speaker 12: on the planet and then just exited the chat.
Speaker 3: As someone of the low species, I wouldn't know how
Speaker 3: to respond to that. No, I'm not sure he knew
Speaker 3: what the next course of words.
Speaker 2: But also it's like a conversation with a toddler, don't
Speaker 2: you think who just says random words like I'm thriving, Thanks.
Speaker 12: I'm thriving, and like generally people who are thriving don't
Speaker 12: yell they're thriving. So it was giving very like mentally ill.
Speaker 2: No, it's like it's like happy people don't need to
Speaker 2: say that they're happy.
Speaker 5: I'm really good, that they're really good, don't It was
Speaker 5: that energy.
Speaker 2: Like thriving people don't need to say they're thriving.
Speaker 3: When your three year old instant goes, I just did
Speaker 3: a pop off.
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, that actually would have been better, maybe less.
Speaker 3: Awkward woman saying the boss, I just did a pop off.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I do pop off.
Speaker 2: Still there, I think we might as well do this
Speaker 2: now that you're here. Thirteen, twenty fourteen. When did you
Speaker 2: embarrass yourself in front of the boss?
Speaker 1: Will take you calls?
Speaker 3: Yes, I remember a previous news director Channel seven, like
Speaker 3: maybe two news directors before Mark me our fearless later
Speaker 3: now yeah, And I remember my boss at the Times,
Speaker 3: this was years and years ago, saying, oh'll go up
Speaker 3: and introduce yourself to this boat. Oh so I did.
Speaker 3: He was at the printer. Yeah, And I went up
Speaker 3: and said, hello, my name is Andrew Hayes. He looked
Speaker 3: at me and said, oh, good on you at that,
Speaker 3: and I said, oh, I'm just you know, I'm doing
Speaker 3: some stuff over there with the boys, and Child's is
Speaker 3: looking after me. And then he said good for you,
Speaker 3: and I said bye, walked back. I said to the guys,
Speaker 3: I just had this, this exchange with this with this
Speaker 3: particular guy.
Speaker 1: And they're like, oh yeah, no, no, no, no, they talk.
Speaker 3: To my what just ditched me up?
Speaker 7: There?
Speaker 3: Have you ever been an adult in a fully going
Speaker 3: conversation where you've had to exit by saying okay.
Speaker 2: Bye, yeah, And then the only thing that made it
Speaker 2: even more was the fact that you're like, well.
Speaker 1: I'm as well photogot of my ass now see it?
Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, coincidentally, I wasn't wearing any
Speaker 3: pants as well.
Speaker 2: I got on that day. When did you disgrace yourself
Speaker 2: in front of the boss?
Speaker 3: Big? Thanks to the lovely Tiff one from Channel ten
Speaker 3: who's coming in for a good twenty minutes. That was
Speaker 3: pretty nice of Tiff left us with an absolute beauty
Speaker 3: based on some personal experience, of course, But on Tiff,
Speaker 3: when did you embarrass yourself in front of the boss?
Speaker 2: Just to fill the silence with our big, big, big
Speaker 2: big Channel ten boss, who is quite good looking by
Speaker 2: the way, when she said good, thanks you good, thanks, good, thanks,
Speaker 2: and then there was nothing stress. I'm thriving driving just
Speaker 2: so you know, I'm really happy and there's nothing going on,
Speaker 2: and I'm okay, I'm.
Speaker 3: Driving as from Satan, when did you embarrass yourself in
Speaker 3: front of the boss?
Speaker 7: Morning, guys, I had a really big meeting coming up
Speaker 7: and I was absolutely panicking.
Speaker 4: And my boss John was like, you'll be fine, You'll
Speaker 4: be fine.
Speaker 7: We walked in with the clients that have flown in
Speaker 7: from inter state, and I introduced myself as John.
Speaker 10: I'm the boss.
Speaker 1: Now please tell me There was much laughter.
Speaker 7: There was there was from them. I died, but yeah,
Speaker 7: it was great.
Speaker 1: What happened to our brains?
Speaker 3: I remember being really nervous in front of my older
Speaker 3: sister's friends sometimes and one of my name was a
Speaker 3: Duena and she said, I said.
Speaker 1: I never forget that, and you're really pretty.
Speaker 3: When did you embarrass yourself in front of the boss.
Speaker 2: Yes, we've just had Tiffan from ten years first in
Speaker 2: here and just awkwardly fill of silence with their boss.
Speaker 2: That made her seem really unhinged. Yes, okay, which she
Speaker 2: is a little bit.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you feel like you need to fill the gaps
Speaker 3: of science with words, and the words make it so
Speaker 3: much worse.
Speaker 2: So much worse. A let's go to Courtney from West
Speaker 2: Lakes Courtney. When did you embarrass yourself in front of
Speaker 2: the boss?
Speaker 7: So I worked in the building industry, so we all
Speaker 7: have to drive big four wheel drives. The big boss
Speaker 7: and a general manager were touring a site and I parked,
Speaker 7: I saw I saw them standing outside. I parked my
Speaker 7: car and I actually hit the Big Boss's car?
Speaker 8: How to park?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 3: There goes Corney. See see you on Monday.
Speaker 1: I have a good weekend. What did they do, Courtney?
Speaker 7: Oh they just shook their head. Oh my god, I'm like,
Speaker 7: when someone is watching me, I just forgot how to park.
Speaker 1: It happens. The pressure.
Speaker 3: The pressure parking, Oh in a public space is just
Speaker 3: the word.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure insurance took care of it, didn't it, Courtney? Hopefully?
Speaker 1: All right, let's go to a Lissa from Happy Hey, Lisa.
Speaker 5: Hey, how are Yeah?
Speaker 1: We're good? When did you embarrass yourself in another list?
Speaker 4: I called up to ask a few questions and ending
Speaker 4: the phone. Who I'm like, all right, love you bye?
Speaker 3: And then do you correct get straight away? Do you
Speaker 3: wait for the response or do you just pretend that
Speaker 3: nothing happened?
Speaker 5: Pretend that nothing happened?
Speaker 9: I hung up?
Speaker 3: So have you ever addressed this with your boss? Alyssa?
Speaker 4: No, no, no, she just laughed at off. No next
Speaker 4: time I sawry, but just nothing.
Speaker 1: That's amazing. Thank you so much for the call, Alissa.
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Speaker 1: So I set your alarm, wake up to.
Speaker 3: Us and just say, Alexa, wake me up to Nov's birthday,
Speaker 3: patter up next thousand bucks just for having a birthday,
Speaker 3: and a bunch of other prizes. It is just raining
Speaker 3: gifts at no over.
Speaker 9: This morning is contest.
Speaker 3: This one really starting to heat up.
Speaker 1: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: You can get through a contest with me today without
Speaker 2: cheating on?
Speaker 3: Excuse me very much?
Speaker 1: You heard me, Well you heard Virtue. This is hard
Speaker 1: for me to cheat because it's up to the people.
Speaker 3: That's what really exposes it's just me.
Speaker 2: It's left alone with the Fratata.
Speaker 1: You'll not vacant, and we established that early this morning.
Speaker 3: Well, what I will say is at least I don't
Speaker 3: put hair.
Speaker 1: In my fra Tata. It was not me. That was
Speaker 1: one of the judges who plant for their hair. I'm
Speaker 1: just calling it. I can't about Jodie and Hazy.
Speaker 3: Check out the video. The Fratata fraternity disagrees with you. John.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 3: Real show is the theme for Battle of the Vegus
Speaker 3: this week.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so we could interpret that anyway with like Royal Show,
Speaker 2: put the two together Royal Shows. What I managed to
Speaker 2: come up with was a bit of a princess theme,
Speaker 2: more specifically two princes from The spin Doctor's hit play Please.
Speaker 10: Oh No, thank you, thank you in advarsit.
Speaker 3: This is why you should never you should never vote
Speaker 3: for Jody's Battle the Venison. You don't even know what
Speaker 3: you're selling anymore.
Speaker 1: You want to start that again, like.
Speaker 3: How do you want to do it?
Speaker 1: You know, I'm sorry, that's what I was going to
Speaker 1: go with it. I take Oh my very goodness, mine's
Speaker 1: King of wishful thinking. Of course, I'm sorry, King of
Speaker 1: Wishful think you they're gonna sell this one.
Speaker 3: Fought an absoluteness, the disrespect that you have for this competition,
Speaker 3: which is so frustrated because you're leading by two it's
Speaker 3: sixteen to fourteenth.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's it's absurd, all right, I'm sorry. I apologize.
Speaker 1: Whatever the hell that was that Shody song.
Speaker 3: It was a mess versus my song, which is new
Speaker 3: Flow by Big Brothers Brothers because a part of the
Speaker 3: show of the day, this is Big bro taken over
Speaker 3: the show?
Speaker 1: Are you kidding?
Speaker 3: Royal Adelaide Show it's a loose it's a loose connection
Speaker 3: that leak, is it? At least I know what song.
Speaker 1: On music it's a really good point. That's a good
Speaker 1: point well made. I can only apologize.
Speaker 2: And if it was a one off, sure, I've done
Speaker 2: that quite rerectly.
Speaker 3: What are we going to do with you? And you
Speaker 3: know it's really really going to grind my gears. You'll
Speaker 3: probably still going to win sixteen fourteen. Get your votes
Speaker 3: in King of Wishful Thinking versus a New Flow at
Speaker 3: Jerdy and Hayes on Instagram. Winning song Tomorrow morning at
Speaker 3: eight o'clock will be revealed