1 00:00:10,630 --> 00:00:10,970 Introduction: This is Browny's Podcast. 2 00:00:10,970 --> 00:00:14,430 Speaker 1: Welcome to Browny's Podcast. All of a sudden, Des have 3 00:00:14,430 --> 00:00:16,550 Speaker 1: lost two in a row and they're beating the piss 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:19,560 Speaker 1: out of each other at a French restaurant. And let's 5 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:22,250 Speaker 1: be honest, we're all a little bit titillated about it. 6 00:00:22,390 --> 00:00:25,779 Speaker 1: Speaking of titillated, on the screen is Campbell Brown with 7 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:28,560 Speaker 1: his nipples out yet again in some tropical climate. Where 8 00:00:28,560 --> 00:00:29,210 Speaker 1: the hell are you? 9 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:31,940 Campbell Brown: Still in Noosa and making my way down to Brisbane 10 00:00:31,940 --> 00:00:35,570 Campbell Brown: this afternoon, but my biggest worry here is I don't 11 00:00:35,570 --> 00:00:38,600 Campbell Brown: want to get sun burnt. So I'm really having to 12 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:40,670 Campbell Brown: lather up with some sunscreen oil. 13 00:00:40,810 --> 00:00:41,640 John: Coconut oil? 14 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:42,080 Speaker 2: Yes. 15 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:44,870 Campbell Brown: Not the coconut oil. 16 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:48,529 John: I feel like I'm back in Los Angeles at the Mondrian Hotel on 17 00:00:48,530 --> 00:00:51,790 John: the pool deck when Brown Dog was just strutting around 18 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:52,510 John: Super Bowl week. 19 00:00:52,510 --> 00:00:52,940 Speaker 2: Yes. 20 00:00:53,390 --> 00:00:55,430 John: He looked magnificent. You look like you're trained off a 21 00:00:55,430 --> 00:00:56,140 John: bit since then Dog. 22 00:00:57,900 --> 00:00:58,340 Campbell Brown: I have. I certainly have. 23 00:00:59,180 --> 00:01:01,690 Speaker 1: Dog. It's been like a week, but what other info 24 00:01:01,690 --> 00:01:05,330 Speaker 1: do you have about entrecote? Because JB told us today 25 00:01:05,660 --> 00:01:08,990 Speaker 1: that apparently old mate went out after he got knocked 26 00:01:08,990 --> 00:01:10,830 Speaker 1: out. He still went out to a club. 27 00:01:10,870 --> 00:01:12,339 Campbell Brown: Well, I don't know if he got knocked out. 28 00:01:12,340 --> 00:01:12,360 Speaker 1: You know what I mean. 29 00:01:13,709 --> 00:01:17,050 Campbell Brown: Yeah. Yeah. I think, I think Electric Ladyland's was the place 30 00:01:17,050 --> 00:01:21,240 Campbell Brown: to be on Sunday night. So I'm not too sure. 31 00:01:21,430 --> 00:01:22,300 John: Into Revolver? 32 00:01:23,610 --> 00:01:24,560 Campbell Brown: Into Revolver? 33 00:01:25,530 --> 00:01:25,959 John: You think? 34 00:01:25,959 --> 00:01:26,729 Campbell Brown: Haven't heard that. 35 00:01:26,730 --> 00:01:29,640 Speaker 1: But give us something, because you've always got fingers in 36 00:01:29,640 --> 00:01:31,550 Speaker 1: pies and little birds telling you shit. 37 00:01:31,550 --> 00:01:33,900 Speaker 2: And you're always at these late night venues your Pawn & 38 00:01:34,209 --> 00:01:37,240 Speaker 2: Co's, your Tramps, your Revolver. Did you see him there 39 00:01:37,240 --> 00:01:37,839 Speaker 2: on Sunday? 40 00:01:38,410 --> 00:01:41,300 Campbell Brown: No, I did not. I was tucked up in bed 41 00:01:41,300 --> 00:01:47,319 Campbell Brown: on Sunday, completely oblivious to the unfolding story surrounding the 42 00:01:47,319 --> 00:01:48,230 Campbell Brown: Melbourne Footy Club. 43 00:01:48,730 --> 00:01:50,970 John: I felt sorry for Max Gawn. Max Gawn was in 44 00:01:50,970 --> 00:01:54,530 John: on our radio program Monday morning and obviously he knew 45 00:01:54,530 --> 00:01:56,230 John: this was unfolding, but of course he's not going to 46 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,780 John: share it with the masses before they'd sort it out 47 00:01:58,780 --> 00:02:02,410 John: at the club. And Chrissie asked him a question, the great Chrissie 48 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:05,340 John: Swan asked him a question about being on the Imperfects 49 00:02:05,340 --> 00:02:09,880 John: podcast and just how sensitive footballers are these days and 50 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:14,920 John: how well they speak to each other. And he would've... He answered it honestly, 51 00:02:14,960 --> 00:02:19,580 John: knowing full well, his teammates banter had got out of control the night 52 00:02:19,710 --> 00:02:22,309 John: before and one of his teammates had decked the other one. 53 00:02:22,310 --> 00:02:28,030 Campbell Brown: I think it's one of those things that you're allowed to lie until 54 00:02:28,030 --> 00:02:29,380 Campbell Brown: it becomes public knowledge. 55 00:02:29,380 --> 00:02:29,750 Speaker 1: Absolutely. 56 00:02:29,750 --> 00:02:30,430 John: I think so. 57 00:02:30,430 --> 00:02:30,431 Campbell Brown: You Know what I mean? 58 00:02:30,431 --> 00:02:32,002 John: Yeah. (inaudible) Max for that. 59 00:02:32,002 --> 00:02:33,441 Speaker 2: He did it. Well, it was professional from Max. 60 00:02:33,441 --> 00:02:37,150 John: It was so professional, but who would've thought and Swanee obviously didn't know 61 00:02:37,480 --> 00:02:41,050 John: anything about it. Got an intern... There was another one 62 00:02:41,050 --> 00:02:42,810 John: that's popped out in the paper today that Brown Dog 63 00:02:42,810 --> 00:02:45,520 John: famously you were sack from the Gold Coast Suns for 64 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,520 John: putting one on Stevie's chin. Now I think you were 65 00:02:47,520 --> 00:02:49,139 John: trying to straighten him up because you'd had a few 66 00:02:49,139 --> 00:02:52,380 John: drinks. Unfortunately, may have gone a little bit too far. 67 00:02:52,380 --> 00:02:55,139 John: You were sacked, but also your old Gold Coast Sun's 68 00:02:55,139 --> 00:03:00,010 John: teammate Michael Rischitelli reports in the paper today that he came 69 00:03:00,010 --> 00:03:02,700 John: to blows with Steven May on the drinking at a Mad Monday. 70 00:03:03,380 --> 00:03:04,149 John: True or false? 71 00:03:04,750 --> 00:03:10,001 Campbell Brown: No, I think that's true. Yeah. Look, I don't think that (inaudible) 72 00:03:10,001 --> 00:03:13,500 Campbell Brown: and I are the only two teammates that he's come to blows with over the journey, 73 00:03:13,500 --> 00:03:17,200 Campbell Brown: but insane that I've been in involved in footy clubs 74 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:21,440 Campbell Brown: a long period of time. I've seen plenty of plays on 75 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:24,220 Campbell Brown: field in intra club games. I remember Richie Vandenberg and 76 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:26,930 Campbell Brown: Nick Reece going at it. I remember Nick Holland and Jade 77 00:03:26,930 --> 00:03:29,681 Campbell Brown: Rawlings. I remember Ricciuto landed one on Hodge. 78 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:29,681 Speaker 1: Where was that? 79 00:03:29,681 --> 00:03:29,682 Campbell Brown: Toyota Tour. 80 00:03:29,682 --> 00:03:29,852 John: That's right, yes. 81 00:03:33,000 --> 00:03:43,002 Campbell Brown: (inaudible) That one where Hodge kept nibbling on Ricciuto's ear. And he said, mate, stop biting my ear and Hodge did it again. And Ricciuto put him on his ass. So these (inaudible) . 82 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,610 Speaker 2: I have never heard that. The one person I wouldn't 83 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:47,470 Speaker 2: want to fight in the world, obviously I'm going to fight Campbell, which 84 00:03:47,470 --> 00:03:50,740 Speaker 2: is fine that's easy. I would not want to fight Mark " 85 00:03:50,740 --> 00:03:54,310 Speaker 2: the truck" Ricciuto. No way. Despite that he sounds like an old 86 00:03:54,330 --> 00:03:56,002 Speaker 2: man commentating. Oh yeah. The boys have got the ball. (inaudible) . 87 00:03:56,270 --> 00:03:59,860 John: He looks like Slim Dusty when he moves. 88 00:03:59,860 --> 00:04:00,260 Speaker 2: Does he? 89 00:04:00,260 --> 00:04:00,280 John: Yeah. 90 00:04:01,020 --> 00:04:04,840 Campbell Brown: I think the biggest thing for me is I heard Sam 91 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:09,000 Campbell Brown: McClure report on this story saying that the bill got paid. They 92 00:04:09,000 --> 00:04:12,030 Campbell Brown: went outside to across the road to where the sort of 93 00:04:12,340 --> 00:04:16,150 Campbell Brown: grass area is, and came to blows there. So all the 94 00:04:16,370 --> 00:04:19,060 Campbell Brown: incidents that I've just referred to have been spur of 95 00:04:19,060 --> 00:04:23,540 Campbell Brown: the moment sort of incidents on the back of some 96 00:04:23,540 --> 00:04:28,900 Campbell Brown: words or an action, and it just happened, right? If 97 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,130 Campbell Brown: you believe what Sam McClure was reporting, and there's no 98 00:04:31,130 --> 00:04:34,490 Campbell Brown: reason not to, was a concerted effort to say, hey, 99 00:04:34,610 --> 00:04:37,790 Campbell Brown: let's go outside. There's been 30 or 40 minutes since 100 00:04:38,089 --> 00:04:41,150 Campbell Brown: the initial comments that upset both of them to going 101 00:04:41,150 --> 00:04:46,489 Campbell Brown: outside. Teammates getting in the way to hold them back, and then punches 102 00:04:46,490 --> 00:04:50,210 Campbell Brown: being thrown. So that sort of bit premeditated, you know 103 00:04:50,210 --> 00:04:51,970 Campbell Brown: what I mean? From both parties. 104 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:52,770 Speaker 2: Yeah. 105 00:04:52,870 --> 00:04:58,410 Campbell Brown: Which isn't you can't really say, oh, it's just a spur of the moment action and I shouldn't have done 106 00:04:58,410 --> 00:05:01,279 Campbell Brown: it in the heat of the moment. It's lingered for 107 00:05:01,279 --> 00:05:01,670 Campbell Brown: a little while. 108 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:03,020 Speaker 2: John, you got something? 109 00:05:03,580 --> 00:05:06,210 John: I just want to bring this up Brown Dog. I don't want 110 00:05:06,210 --> 00:05:09,130 John: to be a champion of this. I don't want to make it too serious 111 00:05:10,210 --> 00:05:12,410 John: because obviously we like to laugh at these things because it is the 112 00:05:12,410 --> 00:05:16,120 John: gift that keeps on giving, however, Steven May was under 113 00:05:16,120 --> 00:05:19,789 John: the concussion protocols when it happened on the Sunday night. 114 00:05:19,839 --> 00:05:23,960 John: Now Brown Dog, apparently from all we all reports he 115 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:24,670 John: was floored- 116 00:05:24,710 --> 00:05:24,890 Campbell Brown: Knocked out! 117 00:05:24,890 --> 00:05:24,891 John: ... he was punched by. 118 00:05:24,891 --> 00:05:24,892 Campbell Brown: Cold! 119 00:05:24,892 --> 00:05:30,020 John: He was knocked out potentially, all alleged reports. Clearly something 120 00:05:30,020 --> 00:05:34,089 John: happened because Jake Melksham had to have an operation to repair his hand. Whether 121 00:05:34,089 --> 00:05:36,700 John: it be a break or an infection, he's obviously clearly 122 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:39,880 John: broken the skin or there's been some damage done there, 123 00:05:39,880 --> 00:05:41,570 John: which you only get from hitting someone in the face. 124 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:43,460 John: You're not going to get that from hitting in the stomach or the 125 00:05:43,460 --> 00:05:50,630 John: ribs. So, Steven May under the concussion protocols, are we 126 00:05:50,630 --> 00:05:54,240 John: entirely sure or confident that he didn't receive another concussion 127 00:05:54,240 --> 00:05:55,870 John: or a blow to the head? Because if he was 128 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:59,350 John: in boxing, he would now be medically suspended for a 129 00:05:59,350 --> 00:06:03,320 John: minimum of 90 days after two in a row. 130 00:06:03,510 --> 00:06:03,560 Speaker 2: That's a good point. 131 00:06:04,810 --> 00:06:09,400 Campbell Brown: You're trying to get a competitive advantage for the Brisbane 132 00:06:09,400 --> 00:06:11,750 Campbell Brown: Lions who are clearly the second best side in the competition. 90 day 133 00:06:13,670 --> 00:06:16,810 Campbell Brown: suspension will rule (inaudible) out for most of the 134 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:17,570 Campbell Brown: rest of the year. 135 00:06:17,630 --> 00:06:18,000 Speaker 1: All right. 136 00:06:18,029 --> 00:06:19,760 Campbell Brown: And the Lions go on and win the flag. 137 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:19,760 Speaker 2: No one's taken this seriously. 138 00:06:19,760 --> 00:06:25,510 John: No one's taking this seriously. Yes. Brisbane do play Melbourne 139 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:32,099 John: next Thursday night, but I'm serious. Just because it didn't 140 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:36,760 John: happen on the MCG and it happened Entrecote, on the 141 00:06:36,760 --> 00:06:39,570 John: steps of Entrecote, it doesn't mean it didn't happen. And there 142 00:06:39,570 --> 00:06:42,810 John: was a blunt force trauma of some sort. 143 00:06:42,810 --> 00:06:47,339 Speaker 2: Bro. The conclusion that I take out of all of 144 00:06:47,339 --> 00:06:53,510 Speaker 2: this, right, there's obviously the fighting or not right? When Melksham punched Steven May right, 145 00:06:54,380 --> 00:06:56,430 Speaker 2: he breaks his hand, gets an infection in the hand, 146 00:06:56,430 --> 00:07:02,320 Speaker 2: broken hand. When Campbell punched Steven. Steven's jaw broke. Which 147 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:06,339 Speaker 2: the conclusion that I draw, that Campbell's are better fighter than Jake Melksham 148 00:07:06,339 --> 00:07:09,300 Speaker 2: and now they've both defeated Steven. They should fight. 149 00:07:09,400 --> 00:07:13,200 Speaker 1: Yes. On that same night that (inaudible) fighting Mooney. We're going 150 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:14,911 Speaker 1: to have Melksham and dog as the under cards. Woof, woof. 151 00:07:14,911 --> 00:07:19,540 John: Not sure about that. Jake guys are on apparently. 152 00:07:21,540 --> 00:07:23,140 Campbell Brown: I just got a call during the week from Don 153 00:07:23,140 --> 00:07:26,541 Campbell Brown: King. I'm not sure whether he should represent me. 154 00:07:26,541 --> 00:07:30,140 John: Yes, yes, yes. Well I'll tell you what, Stevie May needs to have 155 00:07:30,140 --> 00:07:33,840 John: a look at his fighting records because he's about zip 156 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:34,110 John: and three. 157 00:07:34,470 --> 00:07:35,020 Speaker 2: Put them up! 158 00:07:35,310 --> 00:07:39,081 John: And he's only fought middleweights. He's clearly heavyweight. The middleweights are getting him. 159 00:07:39,081 --> 00:07:41,970 Speaker 2: You know the Rocky movies at the end of the main fight they're not 160 00:07:41,970 --> 00:07:44,980 Speaker 2: guarding themselves, they're just copying it. That's how Steven May 161 00:07:44,980 --> 00:07:49,610 Speaker 2: must fight. Jesus. Uh Dog it's very hard to take 162 00:07:49,610 --> 00:07:55,000 Speaker 2: you seriously you're literally on a goddamn pool lounge, sun baking 163 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:58,600 Speaker 2: again. And this is the homework he's been doing. What's 164 00:07:58,600 --> 00:08:01,850 Speaker 2: that stupid ( beep) saying that you started last week? 165 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,200 Campbell Brown: WTB we're the best. 166 00:08:04,210 --> 00:08:05,310 Speaker 2: Oh, kill me. 167 00:08:05,540 --> 00:08:10,770 Campbell Brown: And everywhere I've gone like around Noosa, people have been yelling 168 00:08:10,770 --> 00:08:12,800 Campbell Brown: it out to me. I even had a couple of 169 00:08:12,800 --> 00:08:16,940 Campbell Brown: people reach out to me internationally and the word has 170 00:08:16,940 --> 00:08:18,420 Campbell Brown: gone overseas as well. 171 00:08:19,630 --> 00:08:21,450 Speaker 2: Let's have a listen at this garbage. 172 00:08:22,450 --> 00:08:25,850 Johnny Stiff: Hey Dino, Brody and Browny. It's your boy Johnny Stiff, AKA In 173 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:27,900 Johnny Stiff: John We Trust. I'm just letting you know when life brings you down 174 00:08:27,900 --> 00:08:31,070 Johnny Stiff: just remember WTB baby. We the best. 175 00:08:31,510 --> 00:08:32,090 Speaker 2: Kill me. 176 00:08:33,410 --> 00:08:33,750 Speaker 1: Who was that? 177 00:08:35,450 --> 00:08:38,969 Campbell Brown: He's an Australian gold medalist thank you very much. 178 00:08:38,970 --> 00:08:40,860 Speaker 2: Yeah. Show some respect. 179 00:08:41,240 --> 00:08:42,219 Speaker 1: What else you got? 180 00:08:43,050 --> 00:08:45,429 Speaker 2: This saying is dumb. Am I the only one? 181 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:45,990 Speaker 1: Awful. 182 00:08:45,990 --> 00:08:46,501 Speaker 2: Thank you Brody. 183 00:08:46,501 --> 00:08:55,100 Johnny Barker: Dino, Brody, big JB, it's Johnny Barker here. WTB. We're the best baby. 184 00:08:55,150 --> 00:08:56,400 Speaker 1: Johnny, you're better than that. He is better than that. 185 00:08:59,600 --> 00:09:01,600 Speaker 2: Have you jumped on cameo and asked all these people 186 00:09:01,840 --> 00:09:03,350 Speaker 2: just to say this one statement or what? 187 00:09:03,540 --> 00:09:04,770 Campbell Brown: I haven't. No, they must listen to the podcast and they got (inaudible) now we're trying to make 188 00:09:04,770 --> 00:09:04,829 Campbell Brown: a trend. 189 00:09:04,830 --> 00:09:04,851 Speaker 1: Who we got now? 190 00:09:04,851 --> 00:09:11,951 Josh Kennedy: Browny's podcast. Josh Kennedy here, boys, WTB. 191 00:09:11,951 --> 00:09:12,400 Speaker 1: No, no Josh. 192 00:09:17,170 --> 00:09:18,510 Campbell Brown: He's on board. He's on board. 193 00:09:19,010 --> 00:09:22,140 John: I was expecting like The Kid Laroi or Justin Bieber. 194 00:09:23,990 --> 00:09:25,750 Speaker 1: This your dead shit mates. Let's be completely honest. 195 00:09:26,580 --> 00:09:29,290 John: John Barker. Now I'll grant it. I'll give you Josh Kennedy. 196 00:09:29,291 --> 00:09:30,370 Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, yeah. 197 00:09:30,460 --> 00:09:31,991 Campbell Brown: Okay. You'll definitely give me this one there. All right. 198 00:09:31,991 --> 00:09:35,120 Aaron Finch: Good day boys. It's Aaron Finch over here in Sri 199 00:09:35,120 --> 00:09:37,170 Aaron Finch: Lanka and everyone is yelling out WTB. 200 00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:37,320 Speaker 1: No one is! 201 00:09:43,070 --> 00:09:46,270 Campbell Brown: He's just knocked over Sri Lanka at (inaudible) in 202 00:09:46,270 --> 00:09:50,819 Campbell Brown: the T- 20 series. And apparently over there in Colombo, 203 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:51,821 Campbell Brown: they're yelling out WTB. 204 00:09:51,821 --> 00:09:56,679 Speaker 1: You are not. You are not linking that stupid ( beep) saying to 205 00:09:56,679 --> 00:09:57,600 Speaker 1: this podcast. 206 00:09:59,570 --> 00:10:00,439 Campbell Brown: It might be too late. 207 00:10:01,660 --> 00:10:04,510 Speaker 2: All right. Quickly on this JB, Dusty, you reckon looked- 208 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:09,610 John: I don't know. Last night, the footy quickly brown (inaudible) I described, there 209 00:10:09,610 --> 00:10:11,390 John: was two comments Brady sent to me. What did you 210 00:10:11,390 --> 00:10:15,880 John: reckon big fella? I text him back Port pedestrian, which they 211 00:10:16,080 --> 00:10:18,350 John: were. Thursday night footy it was too cold so the crowd 212 00:10:18,350 --> 00:10:21,820 John: wasn't great, but the Tigers did what they had to do. Port were pedestrian. 213 00:10:22,270 --> 00:10:25,150 John: And the other comment I said through to him was Dusty 214 00:10:25,150 --> 00:10:28,390 John: looks disinterested. Now I'm not knocking the great man. 215 00:10:28,550 --> 00:10:28,830 Speaker 2: No, no. 216 00:10:28,830 --> 00:10:31,559 John: I'm just saying that's the feeling I'm... I'm just wondering how 217 00:10:31,559 --> 00:10:34,820 John: he's going Brown Dog with everything. He kicked two goals. 218 00:10:34,820 --> 00:10:38,300 John: He had 13 disposals. But he just doesn't look his 219 00:10:38,300 --> 00:10:39,300 John: absolute self. 220 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,530 Campbell Brown: Yeah. I'd agree with that. I wouldn't say he looks 221 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:45,010 Campbell Brown: disinterested though, because he's one of those goals was late in 222 00:10:45,010 --> 00:10:46,920 Campbell Brown: the last quarter. It was a really bit important moment. 223 00:10:47,300 --> 00:10:50,679 Campbell Brown: Wasn't it? I just think that he missed a bit 224 00:10:50,679 --> 00:10:51,210 Campbell Brown: of footy. 225 00:10:51,210 --> 00:10:52,780 John: I'm not saying he doesn't love it. He just doesn't 226 00:10:52,970 --> 00:10:54,890 John: have the same vibrancy about him. 227 00:10:55,790 --> 00:10:57,959 Campbell Brown: And that might just come with a bit of age. 228 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:01,700 Campbell Brown: He's slowing up. He's not the player that he was a few years ago and 229 00:11:03,600 --> 00:11:06,709 Campbell Brown: having spoken to the Hawks boys, and you might know yourself having won 230 00:11:06,809 --> 00:11:12,319 Campbell Brown: three flags, it's hard to get yourself up to the 231 00:11:12,320 --> 00:11:16,429 Campbell Brown: absolute top of your game when you're playing home and 232 00:11:16,429 --> 00:11:17,460 Campbell Brown: away games. You know what I mean? 233 00:11:17,460 --> 00:11:17,480 John: Yeah. 234 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,470 Campbell Brown: Those guys live for finals. They've played and in grand 235 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:23,831 Campbell Brown: finals and won Norm Smith's. 236 00:11:23,831 --> 00:11:23,832 John: That's fair point. Yeah. 237 00:11:23,832 --> 00:11:27,530 Campbell Brown: And on Thursday night against Port Adelaide, it's a big game and 238 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:30,520 Campbell Brown: he sort of did enough, but he's not playing with 239 00:11:30,850 --> 00:11:34,120 Campbell Brown: the same energy and effort and abilities he would, if 240 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:36,260 Campbell Brown: it was a knockout semi- final. Do you know what I mean, JB? 241 00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:37,390 John: Yeah. 242 00:11:37,640 --> 00:11:40,359 Speaker 2: If he went to Sydney, what's the max year wise 243 00:11:40,360 --> 00:11:41,180 Speaker 2: contract that they would look at? 244 00:11:41,180 --> 00:11:46,700 John: Well, I would give him... It's really hard, but I 245 00:11:46,700 --> 00:11:48,870 John: would be confident if he's going to Sydney, he'd be up and about and be 246 00:11:49,490 --> 00:11:51,500 John: a nice fresh staff. And I'd give him five years. 247 00:11:51,760 --> 00:11:51,761 Campbell Brown: Really? 248 00:11:51,761 --> 00:11:51,762 Speaker 2: Five years? 249 00:11:51,762 --> 00:11:56,630 John: Hey mate. He is in pristine condition. 250 00:11:56,670 --> 00:11:57,260 Speaker 2: Five years. 251 00:11:57,300 --> 00:12:01,010 John: Obviously mentally he's had his struggles. He's had a lot of trauma 252 00:12:01,010 --> 00:12:05,339 John: in his life recently, his old man passing away. It'd be difficult for Dusty being 253 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:08,780 John: here in Melbourne. He can't really... To live his sort of 254 00:12:08,780 --> 00:12:12,090 John: full life, I'm not sure. Sydney, that could be a 255 00:12:12,090 --> 00:12:14,670 John: real opportunity. Now whether he wants to go or not, but if he did 256 00:12:14,670 --> 00:12:17,400 John: go up there, he would absolutely be invigorated. 257 00:12:17,660 --> 00:12:19,800 Speaker 1: Man hey, when Buddy got 10 people were saying the same thing- 258 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:19,801 Speaker 2: All right. Let's just- 259 00:12:19,801 --> 00:12:21,690 Speaker 1: ... and that's gone very well. 260 00:12:21,690 --> 00:12:22,290 Speaker 2: Let's imagine this way all right? 261 00:12:22,290 --> 00:12:26,180 Campbell Brown: But Dusty's 31 in June in about three weeks. 262 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:29,839 John: He hasn't missed a game. He looks magnificent. 263 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:33,689 Speaker 2: Let's imagine it this way. Right? Imagine Browny at 37, 264 00:12:33,850 --> 00:12:36,989 Speaker 2: he hobbles, he can barely walk. Imagine giving someone five 265 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:37,761 Speaker 2: years and expecting him to play at the highest level. 266 00:12:37,761 --> 00:12:42,219 John: Mate, don't compare him to me. I was banged up and gone by 267 00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:46,050 John: 28. I was cooked, but I've been through some wars mate. Dusty though, 268 00:12:46,050 --> 00:12:51,650 John: he's incredibly strong. He's been able to avoid any really bad, heavy contests. 269 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,360 Speaker 1: And as a business, that's where they get their bang 270 00:12:53,360 --> 00:12:55,490 Speaker 1: for buck. He's he's going to make money for them right? 271 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:59,991 Speaker 2: And so you're saying Dusty's soft? Is that what you're saying? 272 00:12:59,991 --> 00:12:59,992 John: No, I'm saying- 273 00:12:59,992 --> 00:12:59,993 Speaker 2: He definitely said that. 274 00:12:59,993 --> 00:13:02,569 John: Mate, he's as strong as a bull. Clearly he hasn't 275 00:13:02,570 --> 00:13:05,130 John: been banged up. How's he been Dog? He's been a very courageous 276 00:13:05,130 --> 00:13:10,260 John: player, but he's been able to avoid circumstances through probably a fair 277 00:13:10,260 --> 00:13:12,610 John: bit of luck, but preparation and because of his build, 278 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:14,150 John: he's been very resilient. 279 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,530 Speaker 2: So you didn't prepare publicly. Is That what you said? 280 00:13:15,530 --> 00:13:20,240 Campbell Brown: He has been durable. Remember he missed a bit of footy last year with his kidney, but I 281 00:13:20,240 --> 00:13:23,390 Campbell Brown: think you'd need to structure JB like three years. And 282 00:13:23,390 --> 00:13:28,220 Campbell Brown: then if he hit some game sort of numbers, then 283 00:13:28,220 --> 00:13:31,199 Campbell Brown: you can extend it for a fourth. You know what I mean? You couldn't give 284 00:13:31,200 --> 00:13:36,420 Campbell Brown: him five years as coming up to a 31 year old, 285 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,401 Campbell Brown: unless you had some clauses in there, I don't reckon. Do you know what I mean? 286 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:39,401 John: Yeah, yeah absolutely. 287 00:13:39,401 --> 00:13:43,501 Campbell Brown: Because you can drop off a cliff pretty quickly when you hit a certain age. 288 00:13:43,501 --> 00:13:43,502 John: You're not getting into the detail, but he's a midfielder. 289 00:13:43,502 --> 00:13:48,581 Speaker 2: He'd come up in the full pocket for two years. 290 00:13:48,581 --> 00:13:51,510 John: Absolutely could go forward. He could be very damaging there. 291 00:13:51,520 --> 00:13:54,150 John: No doubt about it. So I'll be very confident. He looks 292 00:13:54,150 --> 00:13:57,329 John: after himself. He prepares really well. Just tonight, the footy 293 00:13:57,330 --> 00:14:00,500 John: quickly looking forward to this, Essendon vs Carlton. It's the 294 00:14:00,830 --> 00:14:04,070 John: Essendon 150 year celebration. The first game they did play 295 00:14:04,380 --> 00:14:07,350 John: against Carlton that's why the significance of it is on a Friday night, obviously Essendon have 296 00:14:07,850 --> 00:14:10,439 John: been struggling. They'll better against Port Adelaide last week or 297 00:14:10,440 --> 00:14:13,429 John: did that game, but I'm very excited. I'm taking my 298 00:14:13,429 --> 00:14:16,220 John: daughter Olivia who's mad Carlton, and I'm taking her best mate Otto. 299 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:19,760 John: He's an Essendon supporter. Liv was flat during the week 300 00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:22,940 John: that she was worried that she wouldn't get a Snapchat 301 00:14:22,940 --> 00:14:28,030 John: suspension lifted she before Friday because all she wants to 302 00:14:28,030 --> 00:14:31,370 John: do... She thinks the four points are in the bag. I need Snapchat 303 00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:34,010 John: back by Friday night so I can load up on all my Essendon 304 00:14:34,010 --> 00:14:36,820 John: mates. I said oh, you got a game of footy 305 00:14:36,820 --> 00:14:38,960 John: to play first. You can't just think you've already won the 306 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:40,670 John: game, but she got suspended. 307 00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:43,270 Speaker 1: Yeah Dog, you might wonder why Liv's phone was taken 308 00:14:43,280 --> 00:14:44,140 Speaker 1: off her at school. 309 00:14:44,190 --> 00:14:44,680 Campbell Brown: Yeah. 310 00:14:44,680 --> 00:14:47,910 Speaker 1: You leave the class to go the lou. Liv went, 311 00:14:47,980 --> 00:14:50,230 Speaker 1: took her phone, and came back half an hour later. 312 00:14:51,820 --> 00:14:52,371 Campbell Brown: My guess was snap chatting. 313 00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:52,372 Speaker 1: Absolutely. 314 00:14:52,372 --> 00:14:56,440 John: Snap chatting, can you believe it? But you know why 315 00:14:57,670 --> 00:15:00,290 John: I'm more excited though. Harry McKay's back in. He's back 316 00:15:00,290 --> 00:15:03,270 John: from only three weeks with that knee. I've had six 317 00:15:03,270 --> 00:15:07,680 John: operations on my right knee with cartilage damage. You can come 318 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,690 John: back quickly. It's about a three to six week injury. 319 00:15:11,070 --> 00:15:14,170 John: Obviously his surgery went really well and he recovered well. So that's 320 00:15:14,170 --> 00:15:16,890 John: why Harry's back tonight. I'm very excited about it. That'll 321 00:15:16,890 --> 00:15:17,130 John: be great. 322 00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:18,300 Speaker 1: Hall of fame. What have we got? 323 00:15:18,780 --> 00:15:23,460 John: Hall of fame. I'm actually going on Tuesday night. I got inducted 324 00:15:23,460 --> 00:15:25,580 John: a couple years ago, but we're finally, there's an event 325 00:15:25,580 --> 00:15:27,970 John: on Brown Dog. So we get to turn up and 326 00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,410 John: get our certificate, which should be fun. 327 00:15:29,490 --> 00:15:30,050 Speaker 1: Why is Campbell- 328 00:15:30,050 --> 00:15:30,721 Campbell Brown: Oh, that's unbelievable. Magnificent. 329 00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:36,229 John: But there's some great, I reckon, entry this year. There's plenty 330 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:37,190 John: of guys retired. 331 00:15:37,280 --> 00:15:41,420 Speaker 2: All right. So the people eligible, the greats like Dane 332 00:15:41,420 --> 00:15:44,440 Speaker 2: Swan or almost a walkup start really. 333 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:45,001 John: (inaudible) 334 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:46,250 Speaker 2: Matthew Pavlich. 335 00:15:47,010 --> 00:15:47,260 John: Yup. 336 00:15:47,310 --> 00:15:47,640 Campbell Brown: Yup. 337 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 2: What? Five or six time old Australian. 338 00:15:49,870 --> 00:15:53,200 Campbell Brown: No, no. More mate. More like eight. 339 00:15:53,200 --> 00:15:53,760 Speaker 2: Jimmy Bartel. 340 00:15:53,760 --> 00:15:56,840 John: One of only, I think, three or four men to 341 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:59,880 John: win a Brown Low Norm Smith premiership in 300 games 342 00:16:00,130 --> 00:16:00,210 John: I think. 343 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,070 Speaker 2: Corey Enright lock- 344 00:16:03,640 --> 00:16:03,950 Campbell Brown: Yep. 345 00:16:04,300 --> 00:16:08,940 Speaker 2: And from another retiree from the Hawks, Shem Tatupu, is 346 00:16:08,940 --> 00:16:09,900 Speaker 2: he likely to... Is he getting- 347 00:16:09,900 --> 00:16:12,360 Campbell Brown: Oh, he's the New Zealander. I don't think he'll make it. 348 00:16:13,120 --> 00:16:17,840 Speaker 2: No, he's not getting in there. What about the great Sam Fisher also retired in 349 00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:20,200 Speaker 2: 2016. So he's eligible for them. Hall of fame. 350 00:16:20,550 --> 00:16:21,380 Speaker 1: He can't make it. 351 00:16:21,460 --> 00:16:25,850 John: No, there's one other name there that stands out. Boomer Harvey. 352 00:16:26,190 --> 00:16:26,191 Speaker 2: Jesus! 353 00:16:26,191 --> 00:16:28,050 Campbell Brown: Yeah. Yeah. He's a certainty. 354 00:16:29,090 --> 00:16:30,040 John: Nicky Del Santo. 355 00:16:30,780 --> 00:16:31,780 Speaker 1: How many can they squeeze in? 356 00:16:31,780 --> 00:16:34,002 John: Three time world champion (inaudible) . 357 00:16:34,002 --> 00:16:34,003 Speaker 2: Nicky Del doesn't make it. 358 00:16:34,720 --> 00:16:38,420 John: All I'm saying is usually only put about four current 359 00:16:38,420 --> 00:16:41,760 John: day players or first eligible players in the one year because 360 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,010 John: obviously they've got ex players all those sorts of things. 361 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:45,930 John: So it's going to be interesting. There's going to be, I 362 00:16:45,930 --> 00:16:47,960 John: reckon, a name or two may miss out Brown Dog. 363 00:16:50,000 --> 00:16:54,170 Campbell Brown: (inaudible) a lock. (inaudible) . Boomer's a lock. 364 00:16:54,240 --> 00:16:55,070 John: Boomer's a lock. Bartel? 365 00:16:55,070 --> 00:16:57,350 Campbell Brown: And then you've got probably Bartel. 366 00:16:58,830 --> 00:17:00,620 John: So you're saying Dane Swan misses out the first year? 367 00:17:00,860 --> 00:17:03,690 Campbell Brown: I'd have Dan Swan in there, head of Corey Enright 368 00:17:04,100 --> 00:17:05,321 Campbell Brown: straight away, but Corey will make it eventually. 369 00:17:05,321 --> 00:17:08,720 Speaker 2: And what about Adam Cooney also eligible? 370 00:17:08,810 --> 00:17:09,620 Speaker 1: Brown Low. Whoa. 371 00:17:10,450 --> 00:17:11,140 John: Whoa. 372 00:17:11,660 --> 00:17:13,169 Speaker 1: No Cooney. You guys reckon? 373 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:16,390 Campbell Brown: Not straight away. No, not this year. There's only four 374 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:19,480 Campbell Brown: going in. You'd think that Coons might have to wait a few years. 375 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:22,639 Speaker 2: Dog, are you a member of any hall of fame 376 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,690 Speaker 2: anywhere like Scotch or- 377 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:33,430 Campbell Brown: (inaudible) . Yeah. I mean I'm in Scotch's team of the 150 years. 378 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:37,909 Speaker 1: Number one, trumpet boy. Ads back in a second. Welcome 379 00:17:37,910 --> 00:17:40,930 Speaker 1: back to Browny's podcast. Browny threw it up there that 380 00:17:41,100 --> 00:17:43,730 Speaker 1: because all these ex footy players are fighting each other 381 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:47,130 Speaker 1: on one night of nights, that Campbell and Pointsbet should 382 00:17:47,130 --> 00:17:49,760 Speaker 1: punch on. Where are we at with this boys? 383 00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:50,140 Speaker 2: Well- 384 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:50,181 Campbell Brown: In the front of Entrecote. 385 00:17:50,181 --> 00:17:50,182 Speaker 2: Entrecote excellent. 386 00:17:50,182 --> 00:17:56,140 Speaker 1: Entrecote you reckon? 387 00:17:56,310 --> 00:17:56,830 John: Entry of Entrecote. 388 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,060 Speaker 2: That would be a nice place to hold it. Just as a little tribute 389 00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:04,020 Speaker 2: to obviously Steven May and Jake Melksham fight. That would be a nice place to hold it. 390 00:18:04,250 --> 00:18:06,460 Speaker 1: Brody you could not fight this man. I'm not saying 391 00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,340 Speaker 1: you're not masculine or whatever, but he's a psychopath. He won't stop 392 00:18:09,859 --> 00:18:12,240 Speaker 1: until someone's dead. So that's why I worry. 393 00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:15,150 Speaker 2: Yeah. But Campbell has to have one arm tied behind 394 00:18:15,150 --> 00:18:17,300 Speaker 2: his back. So he's only got his left hand. So 395 00:18:17,460 --> 00:18:19,740 Speaker 2: I feel that puts him at a fair disadvantage. 396 00:18:19,750 --> 00:18:20,191 Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah. You're right. 397 00:18:20,191 --> 00:18:23,470 Speaker 2: And I'm getting a celebrity trainer that's going to train 398 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,191 Speaker 2: me, which would be really good. He hasn't signed up for this already. 399 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:26,540 John: Who's a celebrity. 400 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:27,501 Speaker 2: Cambosa said that he was interested. 401 00:18:27,501 --> 00:18:27,502 Speaker 1: That's not true. 402 00:18:27,502 --> 00:18:30,350 Speaker 2: And that he might take me on. 403 00:18:30,350 --> 00:18:35,750 Speaker 1: That's not true. 404 00:18:35,750 --> 00:18:35,770 Campbell Brown: So he's a loser. You're only as good as your last fight. 405 00:18:36,140 --> 00:18:37,129 Speaker 1: You tell him that Dog. 406 00:18:39,869 --> 00:18:43,260 Speaker 2: Campbell, you have one left. Do you even have a left? 407 00:18:44,300 --> 00:18:46,580 Campbell Brown: No, but I'll tell you what I have got a mouth and I'll 408 00:18:46,580 --> 00:18:49,020 Campbell Brown: make Mike Tyson look like a ( beep) choir boy when 409 00:18:49,020 --> 00:18:49,600 Campbell Brown: I latch on your nose. 410 00:18:49,600 --> 00:18:49,649 Speaker 1: All right. 411 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:49,690 John: Yes. 412 00:18:52,520 --> 00:18:53,050 Speaker 1: This is good. 413 00:18:53,050 --> 00:18:54,240 John: Yes. I like it. 414 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:56,260 Campbell Brown: I'll be like a little rottweiler mate. And he'll just be a little chihuahua. 415 00:18:58,300 --> 00:19:00,270 Speaker 2: Does this actually make you a little bit nervous? I don't think I've 416 00:19:00,270 --> 00:19:02,389 Speaker 2: ever told you this, but I did muay thai for 417 00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:06,731 Speaker 2: like two years. So does that make you even remotely nervous? 418 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:10,380 Speaker 1: Oh, Brody. Oh, that sounds dangerous. 419 00:19:10,380 --> 00:19:11,002 John: I'm really tired (inaudible) . 420 00:19:10,960 --> 00:19:10,961 Speaker 2: Yes, they can box. 421 00:19:10,961 --> 00:19:15,500 John: They hold their hands up all funny. 422 00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:16,211 Speaker 1: For two years, Jamie. 423 00:19:16,211 --> 00:19:19,820 John: Two years. Did you know that? Did you know, he did muay thai for two years? 424 00:19:21,880 --> 00:19:24,480 Speaker 1: All right, well watch this space. The fight might be happening. 425 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:24,930 Speaker 2: Look, he's nervous. 426 00:19:24,930 --> 00:19:27,010 Campbell Brown: I tell you what you don't know I've done for 427 00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:28,719 Campbell Brown: two years. Yes. Kama Sutra, baby. 428 00:19:29,119 --> 00:19:33,002 Speaker 2: Okay. Why? (inaudible) . 429 00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:35,879 John: I like to get Jess on the phone just to 430 00:19:35,880 --> 00:19:37,250 John: confirm or deny that. 431 00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:37,450 Speaker 2: Yeah. 432 00:19:37,450 --> 00:19:40,301 John: So I'm pretty sure she'd be going for the latter. 433 00:19:40,301 --> 00:19:43,430 Speaker 1: To our WhatsApp group now. And I've got people trying to get 434 00:19:43,430 --> 00:19:46,080 Speaker 1: in. It's quite like... Hey, by the way, Ben Dog 435 00:19:46,080 --> 00:19:46,780 Speaker 1: just got in. 436 00:19:47,350 --> 00:19:47,680 John: Did he? 437 00:19:47,680 --> 00:19:50,119 Speaker 1: Ben Dog's in. 438 00:19:50,119 --> 00:19:51,159 Speaker 2: That's a great addition. 439 00:19:51,290 --> 00:19:54,550 John: He did everything he could. Mate, he put his body on the line 440 00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:55,881 John: at our listening party. 441 00:19:55,881 --> 00:20:01,190 Speaker 1: He certainly did. But Shari is a regular contributor. We love Shari. 442 00:20:01,190 --> 00:20:01,501 John: I love Shari. 443 00:20:01,501 --> 00:20:01,590 Speaker 1: And Shari wants- 444 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:03,500 John: Shari's Canadian. 445 00:20:03,690 --> 00:20:04,220 Speaker 1: Really? 446 00:20:04,410 --> 00:20:04,640 John: Yeah. 447 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:06,929 Speaker 1: She wants a copy of your book JB, right? 448 00:20:07,050 --> 00:20:07,330 John: Absolutely. 449 00:20:07,350 --> 00:20:07,619 Speaker 1: What's it called? Life and Football. 450 00:20:07,619 --> 00:20:08,940 John: I'm going to say Life and Football. 451 00:20:10,710 --> 00:20:15,700 Speaker 1: But she also suggested that she wants it signed, but 452 00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:19,040 Speaker 1: not by Ricky Nixon, but because she said that I 453 00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,980 Speaker 1: would love chicken to sign it as JB and then 454 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:22,280 Speaker 1: we'll give it. 455 00:20:22,280 --> 00:20:22,310 John: That is funny. 456 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:32,020 Campbell Brown: Did you guys ever find the person that stole that 457 00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:33,940 Campbell Brown: thing from the precinct that day? 458 00:20:34,130 --> 00:20:34,570 Speaker 1: What Thing? What got stolen? 459 00:20:35,800 --> 00:20:40,340 Campbell Brown: The thief. They stole that thing that they took off with and 460 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:41,250 Campbell Brown: no one knew where it went. 461 00:20:41,390 --> 00:20:42,650 Speaker 2: What are you talking about? What are you talking about? 462 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:43,180 Speaker 1: The megaphone? 463 00:20:43,180 --> 00:20:44,250 John: What is a trumpet or megaphone? 464 00:20:44,250 --> 00:20:46,380 Campbell Brown: Oh, no. Then Dog's dick. 465 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,909 Speaker 1: Man. That was a long run up man. 466 00:20:53,130 --> 00:20:55,170 Speaker 2: That was so underwhelming. 467 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:56,002 John: (inaudible) . 468 00:20:55,990 --> 00:20:57,830 Speaker 1: He's so happy with it. 469 00:20:59,490 --> 00:21:00,150 John: Magnificent. 470 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:00,751 Speaker 1: Magnificent indeed. 471 00:21:00,751 --> 00:21:04,159 John: Magnificent. I'll tell you just on that. I'm just going 472 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:07,659 John: to segue way as best as I can here. I just want to... 473 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,530 John: I'm a real green thumb, Brown Dog. I love my gardening. 474 00:21:11,980 --> 00:21:13,379 Campbell Brown: You do. And you've got a vineyard. 475 00:21:13,619 --> 00:21:19,230 John: Yeah. I was sitting up just watching a video the other day, just working out how I can 476 00:21:20,770 --> 00:21:26,449 John: because philodendron plants quite difficult sort of how they sort of pollinate 477 00:21:26,710 --> 00:21:29,960 John: and recreate. Well, they need to be helped with their pollination. 478 00:21:30,130 --> 00:21:33,129 John: And so I was watching this video and Don Burke from the 479 00:21:33,130 --> 00:21:35,100 John: Don Burke show back in the day where he was 480 00:21:35,100 --> 00:21:36,170 John: interviewing this lady- 481 00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:38,510 Speaker 1: Cancel Don Burke, old disgrace. 482 00:21:38,510 --> 00:21:42,100 John: Cancel Don Burke. And I'm watching this YouTube video of 483 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:45,389 John: how you pollinate a philodendron and it's this lady who 484 00:21:45,390 --> 00:21:51,000 John: was pollinating it and Don Burke he sort of spookily, just hunched 485 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:53,100 John: over her shoulder, just watching this. 486 00:21:53,140 --> 00:21:56,419 Speaker 1: Spookily is perfectly described. It's nighttime and they're in the 487 00:21:56,420 --> 00:21:59,360 Speaker 1: bush together. And he's weirdly at a distance. 488 00:21:59,380 --> 00:22:02,659 John: Weirdly at a distance. It's unbelievable. And this lady I'm 489 00:22:02,720 --> 00:22:06,010 John: going to best describe this as she's gently rubbing her 490 00:22:06,100 --> 00:22:10,230 John: hand up and down the center stamen and the center 491 00:22:10,270 --> 00:22:14,100 John: stamen is phallic. It looks like a very firm strong 492 00:22:14,100 --> 00:22:17,260 John: banana. She's rubbing her hands up and down in the 493 00:22:17,260 --> 00:22:20,210 John: pollination process to help this plant pollinate because you've got a 494 00:22:20,210 --> 00:22:23,270 John: female part and a male part. She's obviously helping the 495 00:22:23,270 --> 00:22:27,240 John: male get ready for the pollination. Don Burke he's over her 496 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:30,169 John: shoulder watching this. And he comes up with this. 497 00:22:30,170 --> 00:22:33,240 Speaker 9: Yes. This one should be well and truly pollinated now. 498 00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:38,210 Don Burke: Looks as if it's not an unpleasant thing to do. 499 00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:39,650 Speaker 9: Oh, it's quite fun actually. 500 00:22:42,970 --> 00:22:43,740 Campbell Brown: He's a sick guy. 501 00:22:43,780 --> 00:22:45,141 Speaker 1: What a creep. He's sick. 502 00:22:45,141 --> 00:22:46,899 John: He's unbelievable. 503 00:22:46,980 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 1: Listen to the tone he says it. It's so creepy. 504 00:22:50,510 --> 00:22:52,560 Speaker 9: Yes. This one should be well and truly pollinated now. 505 00:22:52,970 --> 00:22:53,680 John: Stroking. 506 00:22:54,470 --> 00:22:57,311 Don Burke: Looks as if it's not an unpleasant thing to do. 507 00:22:57,311 --> 00:22:58,609 Speaker 9: Oh, it's quite fun. 508 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:07,119 Speaker 1: Ads back in a second. Welcome back to Browny's podcast. Campbell 509 00:23:07,119 --> 00:23:09,080 Speaker 1: in Noosa, it is time for- 510 00:23:09,850 --> 00:23:12,939 Campbell Brown: Water world. And this one brought me great delight. A 511 00:23:12,940 --> 00:23:18,350 Campbell Brown: taxi driver in London. His name was Andy Cheeseman for the 512 00:23:18,350 --> 00:23:19,350 Campbell Brown: city of Cabs- 513 00:23:19,350 --> 00:23:19,351 Speaker 2: Cheeseman. 514 00:23:19,351 --> 00:23:19,861 Campbell Brown: ... in Brighton. 515 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:21,020 Speaker 1: Cheeseman. 516 00:23:21,390 --> 00:23:21,649 Speaker 2: Good name. 517 00:23:22,410 --> 00:23:24,930 Campbell Brown: He drove to the Brighton train station to pick up 518 00:23:24,930 --> 00:23:28,780 Campbell Brown: three young lads to drive them all the way into 519 00:23:28,780 --> 00:23:30,580 Campbell Brown: London. It was going to be a big fair. And he 520 00:23:30,580 --> 00:23:34,400 Campbell Brown: was absolutely wrapped around 140 pound for this fair. So 521 00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:38,560 Campbell Brown: he dropped the first person off at their house. Then 522 00:23:39,240 --> 00:23:43,140 Campbell Brown: about 20 miles later, he dropped the second person off 523 00:23:43,140 --> 00:23:45,730 Campbell Brown: at their house. And the guy said, oh, when you 524 00:23:45,850 --> 00:23:48,920 Campbell Brown: end up getting into London, my third mate will pick 525 00:23:48,920 --> 00:23:51,800 Campbell Brown: up the bill pay for a lot of us. So 526 00:23:52,710 --> 00:23:54,700 Campbell Brown: he was oblivious to what was unfolding in the back. 527 00:23:54,990 --> 00:23:57,160 Campbell Brown: He drove this guy to his house only to find 528 00:23:57,160 --> 00:24:01,560 Campbell Brown: out that the last person was a dressed up mannequin 529 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,330 Campbell Brown: and the boys had done a number on him and 530 00:24:03,330 --> 00:24:11,330 Campbell Brown: got a free taxi. So his 140 pound fair he was 531 00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:13,580 Campbell Brown: robbed out of because of a mannequin. I thought that is absolutely magnificent. 532 00:24:14,230 --> 00:24:14,590 Speaker 2: That is. 533 00:24:17,810 --> 00:24:19,070 Speaker 1: Imagine when he realizes. 534 00:24:19,500 --> 00:24:22,660 John: Oh, it's like the scene from Escape From Alcatraz when 535 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,580 John: Clint Eastwood puts the dummy in his bed and he 536 00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:29,170 John: escapes and the prison guard finally pulls the quilts back. Great 537 00:24:29,170 --> 00:24:29,760 John: effort, Dog. 538 00:24:30,260 --> 00:24:32,359 Campbell Brown: Andy Cheeseman was very cheesed off when he found out. 539 00:24:33,290 --> 00:24:34,909 Speaker 1: That's a nice touch at the end as well. 540 00:24:35,570 --> 00:24:36,209 Campbell Brown: What a world. 541 00:24:36,540 --> 00:24:39,530 Speaker 1: Dog, we'll see you one day I guess you tan ( beep). 542 00:24:40,210 --> 00:24:42,620 John: Well, you just enjoy three days of Kama Sutra. 543 00:24:43,460 --> 00:24:43,879 Campbell Brown: I will.