WEBVTT - EP 30 - THE MILLION DOLLAR IDEA?!!!!

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, baddies. Before we get into today's episode, we have

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't it? No free international shipping? I feel like free

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<v Speaker 1>Basically, baddies, the merch is back. There's free shipping absolutely everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>Australia international. And also it looks fucking sick. Linker is

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<v Speaker 1>in the description coming up on Relatables. What have you

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<v Speaker 1>liked to your partner about I couldn't get the time

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<v Speaker 1>off work for a holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you just didn't want to go. She fucking hates him.

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<v Speaker 2>Code four. I just don't want to go on a

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<v Speaker 2>holiday with you. I don't want to spend my money

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<v Speaker 2>going and spending more time with you. Surely you were

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<v Speaker 2>to break up, just dump it relatable, Odie. I want

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<v Speaker 2>to show you proof as to how much I love

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<v Speaker 2>my girlfriend. I didn't need to see proof, but sure,

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<v Speaker 2>but I need you to close your eyes and your ears,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'll tell you when to open them. Why I

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<v Speaker 2>close my ears? Just flock your ears? Oh right, close

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<v Speaker 2>my ears. I'm ready. Okay, just wait wait, you're like

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<v Speaker 2>fucking jump scheming or something. I'm not I'm not do anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait till I say okay, okay, okay, good. What's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>What could that possibly be? This would be good for

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<v Speaker 2>the visual watches? How does this let me describe what

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<v Speaker 2>I'm saying? Not knowing what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Jake's wearing sort of like you know in the NRL

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<v Speaker 1>when someone gets a head knock and they strapped their

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<v Speaker 1>face ridiculous so it doesn't fall off. He looks like

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<v Speaker 1>he's been strapped. His hair is everywhere, and he's got

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<v Speaker 1>like two straps coming over the side of his faces,

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<v Speaker 1>so so his face my girlfriend's.

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<v Speaker 2>Been complaining about my snoring. You're kidding. And I was

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<v Speaker 2>at the chemist the other day. What the fuck is that?

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<v Speaker 2>That's got to be worse than storing. So I'm on

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<v Speaker 2>to sleep next to that. And so I was at

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<v Speaker 2>the chemist the other day, and I also have I

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<v Speaker 2>forgot to bring something. I actually also have a mouthguard

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<v Speaker 2>that I put in that that like that stops me

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<v Speaker 2>from storing. And so, because I love her so much,

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<v Speaker 2>I would never normally do this. I'm on the record

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<v Speaker 2>saying I hate it when people do this type of shit.

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<v Speaker 2>But I looked into it and apparently if I can

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<v Speaker 2>just breeze from my nose and get my mouth closed

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<v Speaker 2>at night, then I'll stop snoring. So this keeps my

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<v Speaker 2>mouth closed. I have a mouthguard, and I try I've

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<v Speaker 2>been trying nose strips.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you actually should sleep a lot better and feel

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<v Speaker 1>better in the morning to to be fair, well this

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<v Speaker 1>last night because you know, and you slept on. How

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<v Speaker 1>come you're not just like mouth tape? No strip just

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<v Speaker 1>as it is not strong enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me take this off. You look like I don't

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<v Speaker 2>want to pay for the mouth tape. How much was

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<v Speaker 2>that twenty bucks? Okay? And like, I buy this once

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<v Speaker 2>and mouth tape, you've got to use it once.

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<v Speaker 1>I might have in my bathroom actually because I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>like mouth tape because it gave me a rash.

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<v Speaker 2>See. Also, I don't want to shave this. I have

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<v Speaker 2>a sense I have sensitive skin. You have to shave this. No,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think it might have hurt a couple of times.

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<v Speaker 1>You get used to it, but I might have something there, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>you can use this.

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<v Speaker 2>I can use every day. Ye. Basically I just looked up.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, you really do love your girlfriend. I

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<v Speaker 2>was like nighttime chin strap. Yeah. And she was saying

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<v Speaker 2>to me like just mouth tape. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>this is for you. Believe it or not. He's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>wake up and be like I forgot you were wearing that.

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<v Speaker 2>What the fuck am I sleeping next to? Believe it

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<v Speaker 2>or not? Got lucky with this bad boy the other night.

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<v Speaker 2>Took it off, but I was wearing it. I was

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<v Speaker 2>wearing it and somehow, and that's how you know your

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend loves you. Did you start kissing with it on? No? No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>no no no. I was like I was like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>like I could take this bad boy off. I was

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<v Speaker 2>like I can take this off, you know. So, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's how much I'm my girlfriend, you really really do.

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<v Speaker 2>The related was this podcast is hosted about myself, Jake Craig, Okay, Daddy,

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<v Speaker 2>and my partner at crime like aka mummy. And we

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<v Speaker 2>haven't said this for a while. Oddie is Mummy because

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<v Speaker 2>he would be.

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<v Speaker 1>Most likely the one you go to to confide in, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>talk about your feelings. And Jake is Daddy because he's funny, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>full stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I'll give you that. That's a nice compliment.

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<v Speaker 2>And you guys are the baddies, and your baddies because

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<v Speaker 2>you're just bad here looking at the mirror and you're like, damn,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm fucking bad as Yeah, you guys are the baddies.

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<v Speaker 2>M IG question. We're going to start with the IG.

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like we haven't done it for a while now.

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<v Speaker 2>We haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been taking a little bit of a rest on it,

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<v Speaker 1>haven't we. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>This week's IG question what if you lied to your

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<v Speaker 2>partner about juice cake? Yeah, pure juice. I'm pretty happy

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<v Speaker 2>with these answers.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought it was interesting because this came up organically

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<v Speaker 1>on Patreon. Actually we're like, oh, that'd be a great

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<v Speaker 1>ig question, and in my head I was thinking that

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<v Speaker 1>men obviously lie more than women, but we have a

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<v Speaker 1>ninety percent demo of women, So this is an insight

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<v Speaker 1>to what women lie to their male partners about.

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, this is interesting. Ok first one,

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<v Speaker 2>I got a banger. Okay, go, this hits close to

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<v Speaker 2>home for me because I've asked this question to my

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriend that I would not pick Garrett Graham or Dean

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<v Speaker 2>Dilerentess over him, and.

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<v Speaker 1>They lied, Yeah, relatable though relatable to keep asked birth

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<v Speaker 1>got to keep your ego in check.

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<v Speaker 2>I've asked Beth that and she's like, and I'm like, seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>they're like me and Garrett the best blood is fucked.

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<v Speaker 2>But she loves said me. She's just a been nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Beeth loves to tell her how it is. I'm surprised

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<v Speaker 2>he said that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe that means she loves me. Maybe maybe you're

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<v Speaker 1>wearing that head thinking she was like, you're the one.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you lied to your partner about my body count?

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<v Speaker 1>A reccurrent Wait, are you saying it's bigger or smaller?

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<v Speaker 2>I think small. I would assume smaller. Yeah, Hey, it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't matter who gives his ship.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, it shouldn't be a conversation relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did he ask? Is my question? He's in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>He is in the wrong. You should you know what

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<v Speaker 2>grounds to lie? Agreed? Yeah, when the question is invalid? Yeah, lie,

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<v Speaker 2>why is he asking?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't eat the whole bag of chips? Are

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<v Speaker 2>you sure that you didn't see them in the cupboard?

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<v Speaker 1>I remember doing that to my family a lot. Yeah

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<v Speaker 1>did you eat this?

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<v Speaker 2>And I was no eating? Did it my brother? My

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<v Speaker 2>brother did it? I swear havn't a brother is good.

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<v Speaker 2>The worst thing was, that's a crazy way to say.

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<v Speaker 1>It was even becoming vegan because I couldn't blame him

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<v Speaker 1>on eating stuff anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>Who ate the ice cream? I was like, well, it's

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<v Speaker 2>not eaten. That is fair.

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<v Speaker 1>What have you lied to your partner about coming? I

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<v Speaker 1>hope you saw that coming.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's common.

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<v Speaker 1>And you know what, So I've said on this podcast before,

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<v Speaker 1>you've always had confidence in saying that women are really

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<v Speaker 1>good at faking orgasms. Yeah, and I've always I've always

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<v Speaker 1>struggled to comprehend that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But watching Hannah, oh oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Hannah Wells, when when when when they masturbate in front

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<v Speaker 2>of each other off campus. Yeah. Yeah, yeah her coming

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<v Speaker 2>yeah that was real. Yeah yeah, yeah, I'm convinced that

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<v Speaker 2>she came. And I was like, maybe they can fake it. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>let me tell your brother. Yeah yeah she be fair.

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<v Speaker 2>He was quite convincing as well. Yeah, but like was

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<v Speaker 2>he because you know what there was like, think about

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<v Speaker 2>when you like genuinely think about the times you've masturbated,

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<v Speaker 2>Like you're not going like.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, but what was relatable was so when

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<v Speaker 1>women orgasm or fake orgasm, like their whole body gets consumed. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and she was like, oh, but then when he did

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<v Speaker 1>it like his actual like ejaculation, it was like done.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he was kind of just like yeah, and he

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<v Speaker 2>was done. But prior to that, he was he was

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<v Speaker 2>carrying on a bit. He was carrying. He was put

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<v Speaker 2>on a show for her. Though.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I feel like, as a man, this is disgusting

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<v Speaker 1>but probably a good insight growing up wanking, you try

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<v Speaker 1>to do it as quietly as possible.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's always discreet thing, and it's always for

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<v Speaker 2>something like it's always kind of like yeah, yeah, what

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<v Speaker 2>if you lied to your partner about how late I've

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<v Speaker 2>slept in he gets up at five am. And I'll

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<v Speaker 2>say I get up at seven, but really I get

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<v Speaker 2>up at eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've realized my relationship is the opposite dynamically. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>because normally, like women are dating trades who wake up

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<v Speaker 1>really early.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm dating a kookook. Yeah, you're you're dating an athlete

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<v Speaker 2>that gets up at four point thirty, legit. And she's like,

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<v Speaker 2>what time did you get up? And you're like, no, honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't long after you. She doesn't. She doesn't do it.

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<v Speaker 1>But I still feel guilty if I wake up like seven,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like seven. She doesn't make you feel guilty, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>But she's like waking up at four.

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<v Speaker 2>Thirty, I'm like, oh seven, Yeah, she's like sleeping. She's

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<v Speaker 2>lived a life. I wake it up, you know what?

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I hate? Right, And it's like, so

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<v Speaker 2>if your girlfriend slept in till seven, that is like

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<v Speaker 2>a jit. That's like the equivalent of you and I

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<v Speaker 2>sleeping in until like nine thirty. Yeah, which is like

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<v Speaker 2>I can't do it anymore. When you say, like if

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<v Speaker 2>I was to sorry, if I was a sleepuntil nine thirty,

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<v Speaker 2>I'd be like sleeping. Whoa? But like if your girlfriend

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<v Speaker 2>was to sleep into seven thirty. It would be pick

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<v Speaker 2>me for her to say I had to sleep in

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<v Speaker 2>but like she actually has had a humongous sleeping yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>but she's not allowed to say she had a sleeping

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<v Speaker 2>because everyone would be like, oh, yeah, whatever, yeah, seventh's early,

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<v Speaker 2>all right?

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<v Speaker 1>What have you lied to your part about? I said

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<v Speaker 1>it was fine and he believed me.

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<v Speaker 2>What are we meant to do? You just can't believe it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's too much evidence to prove that. Like, whenever they

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<v Speaker 2>say they're fine, they're clearly you could like hold you

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<v Speaker 2>go off to the side, You're damn it gone. Yeah shit,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't even know what I was talking about anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>What have you lied to your partner about? How good

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<v Speaker 2>the sex is? Took an hour plus to come?

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<v Speaker 1>How plus still made you come? He's put in the work,

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<v Speaker 1>But I'm like, proud of you for copping an hour

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<v Speaker 1>of that.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm proud of you. How are sex sessions fucking hard work?

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<v Speaker 2>I've never loved it an hour?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think I've ever Like, if I couldn't come,

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<v Speaker 1>I would give up after that time. I reckon, an

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<v Speaker 1>I reckon, you could combine every single time I've had

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<v Speaker 1>sex in my entire life and it would probably be

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<v Speaker 1>like maybe three hours altogether.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I feel like who lasts an hour as a.

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<v Speaker 1>Woman too, Like wouldn't that like become like unenjoyable?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Like how long can you be wet? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>And we get a bit swollowen down there surely now

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<v Speaker 1>also like you're gonna get friction burns.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't care how slow you're going, you still

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<v Speaker 2>do it. Maybe that's friction.

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe that's why she wasn't finishing because he was like

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<v Speaker 1>a little I feel like slows better than fast. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I mean like not slow and good rhythm where

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<v Speaker 1>you're like ride like slow and just not good.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Maybe it was like one of those, maybe like

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<v Speaker 2>a full hour of him going like going, going and

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<v Speaker 2>be like.

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<v Speaker 1>Have got stuff, I'm going to come then so he

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<v Speaker 1>goes back in and he's like, oh stuff, I've been there,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm there right now.

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<v Speaker 2>You bur you coughed, I might as well come come

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<v Speaker 2>to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Said that he's not good at sex, sorry that she

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<v Speaker 1>lied about that he was good at sex and he.

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't simple one. But that's that's I feel like all

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<v Speaker 2>girlfriends at some point have to lie to their boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>and say that I was, but.

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<v Speaker 1>You just like, what if you keep to heading, does

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<v Speaker 1>that lie then become truth?

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<v Speaker 2>M It's like, yeah, is that good sex now because

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<v Speaker 2>that's the only sex you're getting? Yeah, you have no

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<v Speaker 2>more frame of reference. Yeah, it just becomes good.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got another one. But what has your partner lied

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<v Speaker 1>to you about telling him is mum? Isn't that unbearable?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh? I have a feel like another thing that comes

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<v Speaker 2>across our plates. Not commonly, but like when it comes

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<v Speaker 2>to this is like it's quite often that the boyfriend

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<v Speaker 2>never has an issue with the girlfriend's mum, but always always,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's usually the boyfriend's mum has an issue with

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<v Speaker 2>the girlfriend. So that makes it so the girlfriend has

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<v Speaker 2>an issue with the boyfriend's mom. Yeah, it's like always

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<v Speaker 2>seems to be the case. Yeah, it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never like understood how could anyone like if my

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<v Speaker 1>son or daughter's in love. I suppose if I've never

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<v Speaker 1>brought home a shit woman to my mum, and I wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>But do some people do that? I guess I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I sometimes think that I think it's more nice,

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not. It's just that even if you brought

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<v Speaker 2>home someone that your mom thought wasn't good for you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>your mom isn't the type of person to make it

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<v Speaker 2>a big issue. Like your mum trusts your judgment.

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<v Speaker 1>She's more like you'll fear it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, Like she's not going to make your girlfriend's

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<v Speaker 2>life hell, even if some people do. But some moms

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<v Speaker 2>do do that. Yeah, and it's always for some reason,

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<v Speaker 2>at least in our experience, the boyfriend's mum. It's never

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<v Speaker 2>like the girlfriend's dad making the boyfriend's life hell or

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<v Speaker 2>the girlfriend's mom making the boyfriend's life hell.

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<v Speaker 1>But there would be some overprotective fathers.

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<v Speaker 2>There would be. Yeah, but it's like that just hasn't

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<v Speaker 2>come across our late. Yeah. So yeah, that's also if

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<v Speaker 2>the fathers don't care. And my experience true. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>father's true.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a good point, especially the older the daughters get.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a very good point. Okay, what if you lied

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<v Speaker 2>to your partner about that I liked his haircut. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a good lie. I feel like if I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it, yeah, you need to lie, Yeah, because hair

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<v Speaker 2>grows back and like he tried, yeah, especially if he tried.

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<v Speaker 1>Something new and you're like, man, that looks like she

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<v Speaker 1>This is a valid lie.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree, I agree?

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<v Speaker 1>What if you liked your partner about this is a

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<v Speaker 1>good one. I'd still love him.

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<v Speaker 2>If he was a worm? You lied? She wouldn't love

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<v Speaker 2>him if heels a worm? What the fuck lied? You know?

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<v Speaker 2>You may as well dump him. You don't even love

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<v Speaker 2>him now. If you don't love him when he's at

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<v Speaker 2>his worst, out and then you have him at his best,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't get to have him when he's at his worst.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a realist, jake. What would you do if Beth

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<v Speaker 1>turned into a worm?

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<v Speaker 2>Really my shoulder? But she needs soil? Fuck it, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>put her in a bag of soil on my shoulder. Ah.

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<v Speaker 2>He is a good one. That I'm stuck at work

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<v Speaker 2>a little bit late, but I'm really getting myself a

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<v Speaker 2>little sweet treat. That one's good. Sometimes you just need

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<v Speaker 2>to be guilt free. Yeah, it does. She sears to

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<v Speaker 2>be guilt free.

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<v Speaker 1>And this is my last one. What have you lied

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<v Speaker 1>to your partner about? I couldn't get the time off.

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<v Speaker 2>Work for a holiday? Oh, you just didn't want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>She fucking hates him? Code four. I just don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to go on a holiday with you. I don't want

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<v Speaker 2>to spend my money going and spending more time with you.

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<v Speaker 2>Surely you were a breakup, just dump it. Imagine that

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<v Speaker 2>to me. Oh, I couldn't do that, e Like, I

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<v Speaker 2>feel so guilty.

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<v Speaker 1>And then coming home and he's like, oh, you want

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<v Speaker 1>to go to Bali for two weeks just get work off,

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<v Speaker 1>and she's like, I'd love.

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<v Speaker 2>To, but like, I can't. I can't. I just can't,

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<v Speaker 2>I asked, and they said, no, that's s What if

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<v Speaker 2>you lied to your partner about the fact that I

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<v Speaker 2>am wrong and he's right, Oh yeah, good life there.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually it wasn't me that farted. There's frogs around the house, Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>There's frogs around the house Queensland.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, toads in Queensland. Let me tell you that much.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got excuses for days for farty. There's toads in Queensland. Bro.

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<v Speaker 2>I have a question actually to finish on.

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<v Speaker 1>When you're in a relationship, when do you stop saying

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<v Speaker 1>I got lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Like after you've had sex. Yeah, I don't think i've

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<v Speaker 2>said that.

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<v Speaker 1>You said at the start of the episode, I got lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I have sex. Oh, oh I don't know. Then, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's something that it's maybe that's just

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<v Speaker 2>like part of my vocabulary. Yeah, because like if you

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<v Speaker 2>think about it, it's not it's like we got lucky.

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<v Speaker 2>And also I'm going to change it. I'm going to

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<v Speaker 2>change it up. I'm going to start saying so on

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<v Speaker 2>the weekend, my girlfriend got my girlfriend got lucky.

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<v Speaker 1>You took it that way. I was thinking, like is

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<v Speaker 1>it not luck to your partners?

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<v Speaker 2>Then oh yeah, when does it become that where it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not luck, it's like I earned this. No,

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<v Speaker 2>because that's.

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<v Speaker 1>Such a selfish way to talk about it, like it's

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<v Speaker 1>not luck. It's just like part of like I got riz,

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<v Speaker 1>like like we made love, Like that's just what we do.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like it's not luck. Yeah, that's fair your brain.

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<v Speaker 2>Because here's the thing is, like I will quite often

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<v Speaker 2>I will say like make love when I'm with my girlfriend,

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<v Speaker 2>and then like I think, when I'm with you, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not afraid to say it, but like if I'm trying

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<v Speaker 2>to be funny, that's when I'll be like, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>I got lucky or whatever. To be fair, not I

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<v Speaker 2>feel like I would say it also not the particular

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<v Speaker 2>scenario because in the beginning, I was wearing my chin strap, right,

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<v Speaker 2>and if I'm getting if she's gonna have sex with

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<v Speaker 2>me and the chin strap, then I am getting lucky. Valid,

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<v Speaker 2>very very valid. I see your point, all right, Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>As men and also people, I'm going to say, it's

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<v Speaker 1>very hard to take a compliment. And on Patreon, a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of good things have been happening on Patreon Plug

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<v Speaker 1>eight nin nine. A month we did a compliment circle

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<v Speaker 1>let's call it, yeah, and we had to compliment each

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<v Speaker 1>other and take it, which was actually.

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<v Speaker 2>Really really hard. It's hard to do without laughing. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I feel like, not that it takes away from

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<v Speaker 1>the compliments, but it's definitely like a coping mechanism for

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<v Speaker 1>men especially. So I thought this segment we could do

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<v Speaker 1>something called I'm glad you're like this. I like it,

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<v Speaker 1>in which we're going to enter a compliment circle kind

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<v Speaker 1>of vibes yep. And also we want to say, back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day when we had friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, here's this backstory is compliment circle was born because

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<v Speaker 2>in our group of friends, you know, I believe this.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, men and women are like do this. Maybe

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<v Speaker 2>men a bit more, I don't know, but from my experience.

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<v Speaker 2>At least we ban to heaps give each other heaps

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<v Speaker 2>of shit, and then one time one of our friends

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<v Speaker 2>was like, yeah, guys, this is a bit much. We

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<v Speaker 2>needed to do a compliment circle just to reset. So

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<v Speaker 2>every after that, every now and then we would go like, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>time for a compliment circle, and then we would have

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<v Speaker 2>to compliment the person next to us or something like that,

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<v Speaker 2>just to like prove we were all still mates and

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<v Speaker 2>then we could go back to our business.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember, but it was definitely next to the person like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>the compliment the person next to you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But then sometimes you're next to people who, like you

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<v Speaker 1>were biggest fan of think of like.

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<v Speaker 2>The dumbest shit.

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<v Speaker 1>You had to just be like you're like, oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>like you're kind of funny, Jake, give me a second.

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<v Speaker 2>But no, so that that was funny. All right, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>going to start I'm going to start with by saying that, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad that you always celebrate my wins big and

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<v Speaker 2>small whenever I have them. For example, the other day

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<v Speaker 2>I said to you, it finished my motorbike license, and

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<v Speaker 2>today you rocked up with a box of Krispykremes. So

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<v Speaker 2>I think we should probably try and enjoy one of

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<v Speaker 2>these each while we do this. Why not? I that

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<v Speaker 2>was like a good plan. What are you gonna have?

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<v Speaker 2>I think I'll have the chok ice sprinkle. Certainly can't

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<v Speaker 2>say I got myself a strawberry sprinkle. Okay, my turn, though.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm glad you're like this.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you're very understanding and a good read of

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<v Speaker 1>how people are feeling.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a night. I like to think that I am

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<v Speaker 2>like that too. I appreciate that. I'm glad you don't

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<v Speaker 2>make my problems about you or do I not do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Nah?

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<v Speaker 2>You know how it's like super easy to like if

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<v Speaker 2>someone has a problem and you'll be like even like,

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<v Speaker 2>for example, when you spoke about your anxiety the other day, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>after like a minute or two, I was kind of like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>here's how I deal with my anxiety. Like I kind

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<v Speaker 2>of was like, bring like the way that made it

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<v Speaker 2>easiest for me to talk about And I don't think

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<v Speaker 2>I always do it, but to make it easiest to

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<v Speaker 2>talk about was like, think of an experience I've had

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<v Speaker 2>and like, I don't think you do that often. It's

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<v Speaker 2>like where you'd be like, here's what I do.

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<v Speaker 1>I do catch myself out trying to be understanding.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like I feel like, how like do you ever

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<v Speaker 2>like leaving? I feel like you wouldn't leave a conversation

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<v Speaker 2>often and be like wall I just spoke for myself

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<v Speaker 2>all the time. I never na. No.

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<v Speaker 1>The funniest thing happened actually without the gym.

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<v Speaker 2>I was telling you we.

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<v Speaker 1>Posted a clip and I said something funny or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and the girl who works at the gym has showed

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<v Speaker 1>everyone in the gym because I'm like sort of friendly

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<v Speaker 1>with them. But I'm also myself and I'm very quiet.

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<v Speaker 2>You. Oh, I didn't know what he was like that.

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<v Speaker 1>He's very quiet and head down yea, yeah, and that's

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<v Speaker 1>how I am in life like normally.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. No, that was very sweet. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 2>All Right, I'm glad you're a good reader. So valid, bro,

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<v Speaker 2>you are there. Yeah, I actually can read out loud

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<v Speaker 2>pretty well. That wasn't a fear of mine at school.

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<v Speaker 2>The biggest fear of my name. That's funny. That's like

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<v Speaker 2>almost unrelatable as well as some people will just like

0:23:09.119 --> 0:23:12.439
<v Speaker 2>get mad scared of that. Oh yeah, it's so funny.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you like doing business stuff. Oh, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're like doing business.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, thank you very much. I do

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<v Speaker 1>like doing business. Yeah, it's one of my passions. And

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<v Speaker 1>we'll find out the next segment about some business that

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<v Speaker 1>I enjoy doing. I'm glad. This sounds weird saying it

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<v Speaker 1>this way, but it makes sense. I'm glad you have

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<v Speaker 1>nice features. Sounds like I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Saying it because I enjoy them, but like I know

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<v Speaker 2>you might, you're allowed to. I'm glad that you stay

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<v Speaker 2>so consistent in the gym and with health because it

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<v Speaker 2>motivates me. It's a great one. It's definitely yeah, yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred percent because like you know, the people you

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<v Speaker 2>surround yourself with. It's like if you because like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the type of person, genuinely, I'm the type person that

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<v Speaker 2>if you like, because I do like the gym and

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<v Speaker 2>I got super into it. But if you, let's just

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<v Speaker 2>say you stopped doing the gym, that's that's my permission

0:24:16.800 --> 0:24:20.080
<v Speaker 2>to fully stop the you'd be fucked. No, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>good one. I appreciate that. Okay, I feel like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>getting better at taking it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, I'm glad you have a

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<v Speaker 1>willingness to try new things. Oh that's a good compliment,

0:24:32.600 --> 0:24:35.960
<v Speaker 1>and you don't judge things off like the cover of

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<v Speaker 1>a book.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that kind of vibe. I like that one. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you value attention to detail. Oh thank you.

0:24:44.240 --> 0:24:47.760
<v Speaker 2>I do, yes, yes, thank you. Simple things like the

0:24:47.880 --> 0:24:49.440
<v Speaker 2>vlogs that we've been posting a little bit lately. I

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<v Speaker 2>have want to post actually like I would happily post

0:24:51.520 --> 0:24:54.600
<v Speaker 2>on without a thumb now, but I was like, no, no, no, yeah,

0:24:54.600 --> 0:24:55.240
<v Speaker 2>I am fair fa.

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of don't like that about myself.

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<v Speaker 3>Something.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good because like it gets to places like.

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<v Speaker 1>The little details that up, but also like sometimes I

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<v Speaker 1>wish I could just leave something.

0:25:04.840 --> 0:25:08.359
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fair, how many you got left? One? All right,

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go too.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll finish on a funny one, simple one, burgod one.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you're a good listener. Thank you. I'm glad

0:25:16.680 --> 0:25:19.679
<v Speaker 2>you never judged me. Oh, thank you. All right.

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<v Speaker 1>My final one, I'm glad you're under six foot.

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<v Speaker 4>That's for your own fucking prove that's not for you.

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<v Speaker 4>That is you know what I was actually thinking about writing,

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<v Speaker 4>and I didn't write in town was I was going

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<v Speaker 4>to say, I'm glad you're over six foot for your benefit, for.

0:25:40.440 --> 0:25:42.639
<v Speaker 2>Your benefit, because it's night. It would be nice for

0:25:42.720 --> 0:25:45.400
<v Speaker 2>you are thinking, you're glad for me to be under

0:25:45.440 --> 0:25:47.879
<v Speaker 2>six foot for your benefit, let me land.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm glad you're under six foot because I think

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<v Speaker 1>if you also had the height, your ego would be

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<v Speaker 1>too high because you wouldn't have the same person you have,

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Like you've got the looks, the personality, but if you

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<v Speaker 1>had the high, I feel the ego would be too high.

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<v Speaker 2>So there's a reason behind them. Okay, it equals you

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<v Speaker 2>out to be a good person.

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<v Speaker 1>We are back with Oddie Shark Tank two weeks in

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<v Speaker 1>a rug and you said in the last segment that

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<v Speaker 1>I like business. Yeah, yeah, yeah, which I do thoroughly.

0:26:32.200 --> 0:26:33.920
<v Speaker 1>And if you knew around here, Baut's go back and

0:26:34.000 --> 0:26:37.720
<v Speaker 1>listen to the past two weeks actually, and Jake has

0:26:37.920 --> 0:26:41.359
<v Speaker 1>brought some business ideas to the table.

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<v Speaker 2>Last week I brought hitters. You fucking landed. I'm proud

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<v Speaker 2>of you for that.

0:26:45.600 --> 0:26:48.040
<v Speaker 1>And how this is going to work is I actually

0:26:48.040 --> 0:26:50.600
<v Speaker 1>didn't think you were going to land on week two.

0:26:50.800 --> 0:26:52.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I was pleasantly surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>We've got options in my opinion from week two, Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And where we landed was you were swaying towards the

0:27:03.320 --> 0:27:07.240
<v Speaker 1>perfume necklace. Yeah, yeah, the cologne, the Colonne chain yeah yeah,

0:27:07.760 --> 0:27:09.639
<v Speaker 1>or ring there's like some sort of jewelry with cologne

0:27:09.680 --> 0:27:12.920
<v Speaker 1>that slowly releases. But as this is Addie Shark Tank,

0:27:14.440 --> 0:27:20.200
<v Speaker 1>I was being swayed towards the divider in the bed

0:27:20.600 --> 0:27:24.359
<v Speaker 1>to split people from rolling on each other side and to.

0:27:24.359 --> 0:27:26.880
<v Speaker 2>Stop what do you call it? Bed divorce? Yeah?

0:27:27.040 --> 0:27:30.840
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no more bed divorce, yes, yes, yesses And so

0:27:31.000 --> 0:27:34.640
<v Speaker 1>funnily enough business right, I was actually quite good.

0:27:34.520 --> 0:27:37.480
<v Speaker 2>At business in school, like business studies. Yeah, yeah, I did.

0:27:37.600 --> 0:27:38.480
<v Speaker 2>I did really really well.

0:27:38.520 --> 0:27:41.639
<v Speaker 1>Actually, I just thought I should mention that that was just.

0:27:41.720 --> 0:27:44.120
<v Speaker 2>The row away comment. I think I think I came.

0:27:44.359 --> 0:27:46.280
<v Speaker 1>I came second in our year actually in the h

0:27:47.000 --> 0:27:50.679
<v Speaker 1>but no, not first. But I'm sure there's a lot

0:27:50.720 --> 0:27:54.800
<v Speaker 1>of baddies listening right now who even did a unit

0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:58.320
<v Speaker 1>of business in university or like business completely true? Yeah,

0:27:58.480 --> 0:28:01.159
<v Speaker 1>business degree is not uncommon. Yeah, and so we've got

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<v Speaker 1>a good idea, Jake, But what is the next step.

0:28:06.400 --> 0:28:07.359
<v Speaker 2>Once you have a good.

0:28:07.240 --> 0:28:11.680
<v Speaker 1>Idea, offload it to someone better than you wrong, see

0:28:12.119 --> 0:28:14.600
<v Speaker 1>if there's a market for it. Or if someone else

0:28:14.640 --> 0:28:18.720
<v Speaker 1>has done it. Oh okay, because where there's two people,

0:28:18.800 --> 0:28:22.840
<v Speaker 1>let's see if the masses think that our bed divider

0:28:22.960 --> 0:28:24.760
<v Speaker 1>idea is a good idea.

0:28:24.840 --> 0:28:26.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, true, Like the chances of us having an original

0:28:26.800 --> 0:28:28.680
<v Speaker 2>idea is actually very low, very low.

0:28:28.760 --> 0:28:32.480
<v Speaker 1>So what I've done, Jake, is I've called two specialists

0:28:33.080 --> 0:28:37.040
<v Speaker 1>in the bed industry to see if they stock our

0:28:37.119 --> 0:28:39.880
<v Speaker 1>product and if they think our product's a good idea.

0:28:43.280 --> 0:28:48.360
<v Speaker 1>Where anyway, it's just a recording of you calling them. Yeah,

0:28:49.440 --> 0:28:53.040
<v Speaker 1>so this is this is where Audie Shark Tank comes

0:28:53.080 --> 0:28:56.280
<v Speaker 1>into places. What's this called like product research? Or what's

0:28:56.320 --> 0:28:57.840
<v Speaker 1>this called business?

0:28:58.040 --> 0:29:04.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? True, like entrepreneurship. Oh so this is cool number one?

0:29:05.960 --> 0:29:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Which cool?

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<v Speaker 3>Say, But Maria speaking, how can I help you?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Maria, how's it going good? Thank to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on a certain product. I just want to see

0:29:16.000 --> 0:29:18.160
<v Speaker 1>if you stock it. It might be a little bit niche,

0:29:18.280 --> 0:29:22.880
<v Speaker 1>but basically I'm after like a fitted sheet. But is

0:29:22.920 --> 0:29:25.840
<v Speaker 1>there any type of product that has maybe like a

0:29:26.040 --> 0:29:30.160
<v Speaker 1>cushion or blow up thing in the middle that doesn't move. Basically,

0:29:30.200 --> 0:29:32.640
<v Speaker 1>what we're working here with is me and my partner.

0:29:32.800 --> 0:29:35.080
<v Speaker 1>She's a massive roller, and we don't want to sleep

0:29:35.120 --> 0:29:38.640
<v Speaker 1>in different beds, but the pillow in the middle always

0:29:38.720 --> 0:29:39.160
<v Speaker 1>moves over.

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<v Speaker 2>I was wondering if you had anything like that.

0:29:42.240 --> 0:29:44.840
<v Speaker 3>No, have you looked on line? It'd be interesting to

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<v Speaker 3>know if it was anything like that available.

0:29:46.600 --> 0:29:47.680
<v Speaker 2>So you don't have anything like that.

0:29:48.720 --> 0:29:50.720
<v Speaker 3>No, So you wanted to finished sheet with a bit

0:29:50.760 --> 0:29:51.960
<v Speaker 3>of a bump in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, basically it would be a pretty good idea. Hey, yes,

0:29:56.880 --> 0:29:57.720
<v Speaker 1>you've got to get onto that.

0:29:58.160 --> 0:29:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you don't stop anything right now, and you

0:30:00.440 --> 0:30:01.360
<v Speaker 1>don't know anyone who does.

0:30:01.920 --> 0:30:03.960
<v Speaker 3>No, we're don't and I've never heard of it, to

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<v Speaker 3>be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Ok thanks, thanks, thanks so much for your time.

0:30:07.320 --> 0:30:08.440
<v Speaker 1>All right, you're welcome.

0:30:08.880 --> 0:30:12.800
<v Speaker 2>Than what was that bed buffom table?

0:30:12.880 --> 0:30:18.640
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, that's what they sell, she eats, sleeps, shits beds.

0:30:20.040 --> 0:30:23.200
<v Speaker 2>Never heard of it. Thought it would be a great idea. Okay,

0:30:24.240 --> 0:30:27.880
<v Speaker 2>this is but as this is going somewhere. As entrepreneurs,

0:30:27.960 --> 0:30:29.640
<v Speaker 2>you don't stop there. Yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, you gonna

0:30:29.640 --> 0:30:32.880
<v Speaker 2>do at least too. You want to do at least too.

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<v Speaker 1>Jacob good Phoebe speaking, Hi Phoebe.

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going? Hey, good, how are you? I'm great?

0:30:40.400 --> 0:30:40.640
<v Speaker 2>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just calling up to see if you have a

0:30:43.320 --> 0:30:45.080
<v Speaker 1>bit of a niche product that you might stock.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Good. So basically I'm looking for a type of fitted

0:30:49.920 --> 0:30:53.320
<v Speaker 1>sheet that has like some type of maybe pillow or

0:30:53.360 --> 0:30:55.840
<v Speaker 1>something that's inflatable in the middle that doesn't move, because

0:30:55.880 --> 0:30:58.240
<v Speaker 1>basically we're working with me and my partner. My partner

0:30:58.280 --> 0:31:00.320
<v Speaker 1>is a big roller and she gives me on that

0:31:00.520 --> 0:31:02.920
<v Speaker 1>side and the pillow in the middle doesn't really cut it.

0:31:02.960 --> 0:31:04.240
<v Speaker 1>I was wondering if you have anything that might like

0:31:04.320 --> 0:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>attached to the middle kind of center of the bed

0:31:07.080 --> 0:31:09.800
<v Speaker 1>at all, like the kind.

0:31:09.640 --> 0:31:11.960
<v Speaker 3>Of pillow case to attached to, say, like the fitted

0:31:12.040 --> 0:31:12.800
<v Speaker 3>sheet that's.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, yeah, something like that. No, not really.

0:31:18.520 --> 0:31:22.040
<v Speaker 3>Anything like that, not really, if I'm being honest with you.

0:31:22.200 --> 0:31:24.920
<v Speaker 3>But online, I mean, it's worth doing a bit of

0:31:24.960 --> 0:31:27.600
<v Speaker 3>a search online because to be honest, there's this company

0:31:27.720 --> 0:31:31.280
<v Speaker 3>like new things coming out that even we're not update

0:31:31.360 --> 0:31:33.400
<v Speaker 3>with in store yet. So it's definitely worth a bit

0:31:33.400 --> 0:31:37.080
<v Speaker 3>of a look online. But no, not not so much.

0:31:37.120 --> 0:31:40.280
<v Speaker 3>We're we're pretty we're pretty standard, you know, fitted flight,

0:31:40.400 --> 0:31:43.600
<v Speaker 3>cheap pillow cases, all kinds of separate do nothing that

0:31:43.760 --> 0:31:44.040
<v Speaker 3>kind of.

0:31:44.160 --> 0:31:45.640
<v Speaker 1>That'd be a pretty good idea if you could find

0:31:45.640 --> 0:31:47.160
<v Speaker 1>that it's not a bad idea.

0:31:47.280 --> 0:31:51.040
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, actually you might be onto the new onto the

0:31:51.120 --> 0:31:54.880
<v Speaker 3>new business model there. But yeah, we have a look

0:31:54.920 --> 0:31:57.520
<v Speaker 3>online like even like con chatty and.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, I'll look into it. Thanks so much for

0:32:01.960 --> 0:32:08.000
<v Speaker 2>your time, No worries YouTube. Let me just say, we

0:32:08.240 --> 0:32:10.760
<v Speaker 2>have had some good ideas in life, all right, and

0:32:10.880 --> 0:32:13.120
<v Speaker 2>we have never ever executed them because we thought they

0:32:13.160 --> 0:32:19.080
<v Speaker 2>weren't that good. This one, this one's a winner. She

0:32:19.400 --> 0:32:21.520
<v Speaker 2>was propping. I think, like, let me just go back

0:32:21.560 --> 0:32:25.600
<v Speaker 2>slightly on this last thing. Listen closely. I think she says,

0:32:25.720 --> 0:32:29.040
<v Speaker 2>like ship, thinking that was a brilliant business idea. Okay, listen,

0:32:29.720 --> 0:32:35.240
<v Speaker 2>no worries YouTube, She's like ship, that was. She's thinking,

0:32:35.320 --> 0:32:42.960
<v Speaker 2>like ship. I need to get on this trademarks pat

0:32:44.200 --> 0:32:49.480
<v Speaker 2>in process. We can't post this. Somebody get in touch.

0:32:50.920 --> 0:32:53.720
<v Speaker 2>We need a manufacturer now, we need we need it.

0:32:53.800 --> 0:32:56.840
<v Speaker 1>We need a product first of all, a name, manufacturer,

0:32:57.360 --> 0:32:58.480
<v Speaker 1>trademark pattern.

0:33:00.080 --> 0:33:00.280
<v Speaker 2>There.

0:33:00.280 --> 0:33:04.760
<v Speaker 1>The next steps test models, bad used to test them

0:33:04.760 --> 0:33:06.080
<v Speaker 1>with their boyfriends, take them home.

0:33:06.320 --> 0:33:08.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you know what we need to do. I think

0:33:08.520 --> 0:33:10.360
<v Speaker 2>this is what we need to do for a quick buck. Yeah,

0:33:10.880 --> 0:33:13.440
<v Speaker 2>create the I'm in it for the long run. We

0:33:13.520 --> 0:33:16.680
<v Speaker 2>need to create the product, right, then if we could

0:33:16.680 --> 0:33:19.320
<v Speaker 2>get some actual shark get like on shark tank and

0:33:19.400 --> 0:33:23.280
<v Speaker 2>get some quick like and obviously like we have like

0:33:23.280 --> 0:33:25.560
<v Speaker 2>an audience and stuff. So we get some like uh,

0:33:26.320 --> 0:33:29.320
<v Speaker 2>what's it called, like some momentum behind sales going or

0:33:29.320 --> 0:33:31.160
<v Speaker 2>whatever bla blah blah blah blah blah. We start to

0:33:31.240 --> 0:33:33.560
<v Speaker 2>disrupt the industry a little bit. It sounds like it's

0:33:33.600 --> 0:33:35.320
<v Speaker 2>ready to be distracted. And then we get one of

0:33:35.360 --> 0:33:40.440
<v Speaker 2>the big dogs to bias. Oh yeah, we like being independent.

0:33:40.440 --> 0:33:42.440
<v Speaker 1>But we'll get there, and then they'll be like, holy shit,

0:33:42.880 --> 0:33:44.120
<v Speaker 1>fucking names.

0:33:45.160 --> 0:33:46.720
<v Speaker 2>We'll work on it. But names. What's coming off the

0:33:46.760 --> 0:33:50.479
<v Speaker 2>top of your head. Divorce no more. We don't want

0:33:50.480 --> 0:33:56.360
<v Speaker 2>anything bad and something to do with sleep easy, something

0:33:56.400 --> 0:33:58.880
<v Speaker 2>to do with like you have to divide and conquer. Oh,

0:33:58.960 --> 0:33:59.520
<v Speaker 2>that's not bad.

0:34:00.160 --> 0:34:03.200
<v Speaker 1>The great wall is that there's probably got some bad

0:34:04.080 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>behind it. If I don't conquer. Now we can work

0:34:08.120 --> 0:34:09.680
<v Speaker 1>like a mound, you know how you build something like

0:34:09.760 --> 0:34:10.279
<v Speaker 1>a mound and.

0:34:10.480 --> 0:34:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Like, but here's the things I think we need to

0:34:13.440 --> 0:34:15.600
<v Speaker 2>figure out a way for it to be like quite slim.

0:34:16.200 --> 0:34:18.480
<v Speaker 1>But she made she made a good point in the

0:34:18.560 --> 0:34:22.680
<v Speaker 1>sense of like it's an extra little pillow case that's

0:34:22.760 --> 0:34:24.279
<v Speaker 1>on there and it's always there, and then you just

0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:26.840
<v Speaker 1>slide a bit of foam in there. That'd be a

0:34:26.840 --> 0:34:28.839
<v Speaker 1>pretty cool way. And then then when you do want

0:34:28.840 --> 0:34:31.640
<v Speaker 1>to cuddle, you just have to be quite seamless or

0:34:31.640 --> 0:34:33.440
<v Speaker 1>a zipper but zip it is not zipper on top

0:34:33.480 --> 0:34:35.680
<v Speaker 1>because you're not going to be on top, but it's

0:34:35.719 --> 0:34:38.200
<v Speaker 1>always there. Then take it in and out for like

0:34:38.280 --> 0:34:40.839
<v Speaker 1>sexy time too, because you need to be having sex

0:34:40.880 --> 0:34:41.719
<v Speaker 1>with your partner.

0:34:41.520 --> 0:34:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Too, like we don't want to Yeah, yeah, true, you

0:34:43.160 --> 0:34:44.400
<v Speaker 2>need to have it. We don't want to stop that.

0:34:44.600 --> 0:34:49.200
<v Speaker 2>You gotta get lucky still. Yeah, you gotta make love. Yeah, yeah,

0:34:49.280 --> 0:34:49.920
<v Speaker 2>you gotta make love.

0:34:50.160 --> 0:34:51.560
<v Speaker 1>You can easily do that on half a bed by

0:34:52.920 --> 0:34:54.600
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's it.

0:34:54.719 --> 0:34:56.360
<v Speaker 2>Oh, more of a business.

0:34:56.400 --> 0:34:57.719
<v Speaker 1>You know how a pillow under the bum for a

0:34:57.960 --> 0:34:59.440
<v Speaker 1>ladies quite enjoyable.

0:34:59.480 --> 0:35:03.600
<v Speaker 2>But get rotatable? Yeah, like sex men to a get distracted.

0:35:03.680 --> 0:35:10.000
<v Speaker 1>But what the hell just staff anyway, baddies comment below if.

0:35:09.880 --> 0:35:15.080
<v Speaker 2>You can help us. That is that's proof in the puddens.

0:35:15.440 --> 0:35:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I was pleasantly surprised. Dang, that's the product because sometimes,

0:35:18.480 --> 0:35:21.239
<v Speaker 1>like in this podcast, me and Jake bounced off each

0:35:21.280 --> 0:35:22.680
<v Speaker 1>other and we think it's the best thing ever, and

0:35:22.960 --> 0:35:25.440
<v Speaker 1>like we take it to the masses and then it's

0:35:25.480 --> 0:35:29.360
<v Speaker 1>just mid Yeah. Right, two industry leaders Jake to.

0:35:31.440 --> 0:35:34.759
<v Speaker 2>Goose, two individuals. They were like, that's she did at

0:35:34.760 --> 0:35:50.040
<v Speaker 2>the end? Okaytie, I have got some exciting news. Oh yeah,

0:35:50.360 --> 0:35:53.120
<v Speaker 2>Well the baddies nowhere, March of babes that we are.

0:35:53.600 --> 0:35:57.120
<v Speaker 2>I've recently upgraded my game. I've graduated to the perfect

0:35:57.200 --> 0:36:01.000
<v Speaker 2>head ceremonial grade much of powder love that. What flavors

0:36:01.040 --> 0:36:03.560
<v Speaker 2>are there? Well, there's the original, which is perfect if

0:36:03.560 --> 0:36:05.759
<v Speaker 2>you're an og marcher lover, or if you like to

0:36:05.760 --> 0:36:08.440
<v Speaker 2>add your own flavors. I am at this level. Now

0:36:08.680 --> 0:36:13.440
<v Speaker 2>whoa mar to Battie. And there's the strawberry and vanilla,

0:36:13.680 --> 0:36:16.919
<v Speaker 2>which already have the flavors perfectly mixed in. Well that's sick.

0:36:17.040 --> 0:36:20.120
<v Speaker 2>So you could basically be your own Barisa at home exactly.

0:36:20.440 --> 0:36:23.319
<v Speaker 2>It tastes like it came from a cafe. You've got

0:36:23.480 --> 0:36:25.520
<v Speaker 2>to try it, bro I want to, but where can

0:36:25.560 --> 0:36:29.040
<v Speaker 2>I grab it? Same as always Cole's baby Batti's. I

0:36:29.080 --> 0:36:32.040
<v Speaker 2>got a good dilemma for this fine Monday morning or

0:36:32.160 --> 0:36:34.440
<v Speaker 2>evening or whatever day listening to this too. Hopefully they

0:36:34.520 --> 0:36:37.800
<v Speaker 2>listen on a Monday. Yeah, that would be nice title.

0:36:38.480 --> 0:36:42.359
<v Speaker 2>I stuffed up. So I have quite a few close

0:36:42.440 --> 0:36:45.799
<v Speaker 2>guy friends, not best I know where Mommy and Daddy

0:36:45.840 --> 0:36:49.640
<v Speaker 2>stand on that with Anyhow, a pop crawl resulted in

0:36:49.719 --> 0:36:52.120
<v Speaker 2>me and two of my two of the close guys

0:36:52.440 --> 0:36:57.520
<v Speaker 2>and one friend slash acquaintance, all men, crashing back in

0:36:57.600 --> 0:37:01.480
<v Speaker 2>my hotel room. Oh my god. She said that one day.

0:37:01.760 --> 0:37:04.520
<v Speaker 2>I was the first time I read this, I was thinking, like,

0:37:04.920 --> 0:37:09.319
<v Speaker 2>that's like a literal foursome, one double and one pull

0:37:09.360 --> 0:37:12.240
<v Speaker 2>out couch. I ended up sharing with the third friend,

0:37:12.400 --> 0:37:14.359
<v Speaker 2>so I think that's like the acquaintance that was coming

0:37:14.400 --> 0:37:16.759
<v Speaker 2>into the group. One thing led to another and we

0:37:16.920 --> 0:37:21.040
<v Speaker 2>bonked that sex. Ye, that's sex. And now we talk

0:37:21.080 --> 0:37:23.400
<v Speaker 2>a lot more online because we live ten hours apart,

0:37:23.800 --> 0:37:26.040
<v Speaker 2>and we've talked about that night, and he's such a

0:37:26.120 --> 0:37:28.160
<v Speaker 2>gentleman about it. I'm a bit of a baddie in

0:37:28.280 --> 0:37:31.200
<v Speaker 2>more ways than just being a relatable baddie podcast subscriber,

0:37:31.560 --> 0:37:33.480
<v Speaker 2>and don't usually get attached to the people I hook

0:37:33.560 --> 0:37:37.759
<v Speaker 2>up with, but this was different, so good, And now

0:37:37.760 --> 0:37:39.680
<v Speaker 2>I'm not sure whether I like the attention or whether

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:42.919
<v Speaker 2>I have developed a slight crush. I am instantly waiting

0:37:42.960 --> 0:37:46.239
<v Speaker 2>for his reply and checking and sometimes yeah, and checking,

0:37:46.280 --> 0:37:48.040
<v Speaker 2>and sometimes I see I've been left on red or

0:37:48.040 --> 0:37:50.440
<v Speaker 2>delivered and freak out a bit. You do have a

0:37:50.520 --> 0:37:53.920
<v Speaker 2>crush girl. When he does reply, I sometimes cringe myself

0:37:53.960 --> 0:37:56.200
<v Speaker 2>out and leave him un delivered on purpose. Hmm. And

0:37:56.239 --> 0:37:59.080
<v Speaker 2>then she said, you any chance he's doing the same

0:38:00.200 --> 0:38:02.560
<v Speaker 2>him all the attention, question mark, what would you do

0:38:02.680 --> 0:38:05.920
<v Speaker 2>if the roles were reversed? Help me? Ps not apologizing

0:38:05.960 --> 0:38:08.480
<v Speaker 2>for the length it was necessarily long. It wasn't that long, okay,

0:38:08.840 --> 0:38:11.359
<v Speaker 2>good length, bit of a sweet one. I guess, well,

0:38:11.440 --> 0:38:13.000
<v Speaker 2>you just I think you've developed a bit of a

0:38:13.160 --> 0:38:14.200
<v Speaker 2>crush on this guard.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is fun too, because, like she said, she's

0:38:17.760 --> 0:38:19.480
<v Speaker 1>still a baddie, but she's been a baddie in a

0:38:19.520 --> 0:38:20.360
<v Speaker 1>different way before.

0:38:21.120 --> 0:38:23.880
<v Speaker 2>You're like changing your mindset a.

0:38:23.880 --> 0:38:27.960
<v Speaker 1>Little bit to be like, oh, and this happens, Like

0:38:28.120 --> 0:38:31.400
<v Speaker 1>you think one way about dating so much and then

0:38:31.400 --> 0:38:32.840
<v Speaker 1>you get stuck in that. But then you meet the

0:38:32.960 --> 0:38:35.680
<v Speaker 1>right person and they sway how you feel, and you're

0:38:35.719 --> 0:38:37.200
<v Speaker 1>experiencing this and it's exciting.

0:38:37.239 --> 0:38:38.600
<v Speaker 2>I mean, I don't know, I feel like maybe he

0:38:38.680 --> 0:38:39.760
<v Speaker 2>could be feeling the same.

0:38:40.080 --> 0:38:43.799
<v Speaker 1>Do you remember how I spoke ages ago about having

0:38:43.840 --> 0:38:48.080
<v Speaker 1>a friend who's an anti vaxxer, and that was one

0:38:48.120 --> 0:38:53.160
<v Speaker 1>of the reasons he struggled to date because he was

0:38:53.160 --> 0:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>standing dying on his heel, which I resper. I don't

0:38:55.640 --> 0:38:58.520
<v Speaker 1>agree with that, but I respect sticking with your decisions.

0:38:58.640 --> 0:39:00.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you can be wrong. Whatever caught up.

0:39:01.120 --> 0:39:02.640
<v Speaker 1>I caught up with him the other day and he's

0:39:02.719 --> 0:39:04.719
<v Speaker 1>been seeing a new girl, and I asked. I was like,

0:39:04.760 --> 0:39:07.200
<v Speaker 1>how's Andy maxa thing going? And I said to him,

0:39:07.239 --> 0:39:08.080
<v Speaker 1>I was like, when you meet the right one, I

0:39:08.120 --> 0:39:10.560
<v Speaker 1>feel like your opinion might change. He might like he

0:39:10.680 --> 0:39:13.960
<v Speaker 1>might just be like, look, yeah, get vaccinated. Yeah, And

0:39:14.160 --> 0:39:14.960
<v Speaker 1>he's like, oh yeah.

0:39:14.800 --> 0:39:25.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't think that's going to be a problem. Wow. Wow.

0:39:26.600 --> 0:39:30.840
<v Speaker 2>I broke his back instill. He grumbled like a cookie.

0:39:30.920 --> 0:39:32.799
<v Speaker 1>I could tell too, because when we were talking about

0:39:32.800 --> 0:39:34.840
<v Speaker 1>it and he said like, oh, she's gorgeous, beautiful, like

0:39:34.960 --> 0:39:36.759
<v Speaker 1>described beauty in three different ways.

0:39:36.800 --> 0:39:43.000
<v Speaker 2>I was like, yeah, it's a motherfucker. He's gone. We

0:39:43.040 --> 0:39:53.880
<v Speaker 2>got vaccinated that day. Bro thats fucking now, Chad me. Holy, okay,

0:39:54.080 --> 0:39:56.439
<v Speaker 2>Well look, I think you've just developed a nice little

0:39:56.480 --> 0:40:00.560
<v Speaker 2>crush and I think, like it's nothing with that, Like

0:40:00.680 --> 0:40:03.160
<v Speaker 2>this could lead to something. Yeah, I guess ten hours apart.

0:40:03.160 --> 0:40:04.800
<v Speaker 2>It's a long way. But that's like, how for you

0:40:04.880 --> 0:40:06.680
<v Speaker 2>and I had like less than ten hours apart and

0:40:06.760 --> 0:40:09.359
<v Speaker 2>we're a long way apart. Yeah, yeah, we don't have sex.

0:40:11.960 --> 0:40:14.160
<v Speaker 2>The only thing that will bring two people from ten

0:40:14.239 --> 0:40:22.120
<v Speaker 2>hours apart together is either sex or money. Yeah, honestly, So.

0:40:22.480 --> 0:40:26.200
<v Speaker 1>I guess the hard thing about long distance is I

0:40:26.400 --> 0:40:29.719
<v Speaker 1>would say it's better to have the foundations of a

0:40:29.840 --> 0:40:34.520
<v Speaker 1>relationship there to start rather than starting with long distance saying.

0:40:34.360 --> 0:40:37.280
<v Speaker 2>That, or you start doing facetimes like you and Cassie did, Yeah, facelibs.

0:40:37.280 --> 0:40:39.200
<v Speaker 1>Like Cassie was in Europe for six weeks before we

0:40:39.400 --> 0:40:42.840
<v Speaker 1>first met, and we developed a great emotional connection, but

0:40:42.880 --> 0:40:43.759
<v Speaker 1>I knew there was an end.

0:40:43.800 --> 0:40:45.399
<v Speaker 2>Date she was coming back.

0:40:45.560 --> 0:40:48.439
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So it was like I was never like, yeah,

0:40:48.520 --> 0:40:50.640
<v Speaker 1>what's going to happen here? Like she wasn't pointless, like

0:40:51.160 --> 0:40:52.160
<v Speaker 1>and then she was coming an.

0:40:52.080 --> 0:40:52.759
<v Speaker 2>Hour away from me.

0:40:52.960 --> 0:40:55.160
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, whereas this is like, is he going to be

0:40:55.200 --> 0:40:58.120
<v Speaker 1>living ten hours away for the foreseeable future, Because then

0:40:58.320 --> 0:41:00.800
<v Speaker 1>then I would arguably say to waste your time. But

0:41:00.840 --> 0:41:02.520
<v Speaker 1>if you're open to moving, if he's open to the

0:41:02.520 --> 0:41:04.960
<v Speaker 1>conversation around moving, then like we could get the ball

0:41:05.040 --> 0:41:09.560
<v Speaker 1>rolling because also I wouldn't recommend having a fling after

0:41:09.600 --> 0:41:12.440
<v Speaker 1>the way you described how you feel it's.

0:41:12.320 --> 0:41:15.520
<v Speaker 2>An interesting one. Yeah, it's hard, Like here's the thing.

0:41:15.719 --> 0:41:19.040
<v Speaker 1>Also, like, but why is he was back ten hours

0:41:19.160 --> 0:41:20.640
<v Speaker 1>with two of his mates. That means he's got a

0:41:20.680 --> 0:41:23.440
<v Speaker 1>reason to be there. Maybe, Yes, you come back frequently.

0:41:23.520 --> 0:41:25.680
<v Speaker 1>And I mean also though, like I.

0:41:25.760 --> 0:41:29.680
<v Speaker 2>Don't see anything wrong with like, you know, let's say

0:41:29.719 --> 0:41:31.680
<v Speaker 2>you like him, right, you have a crush, you're developing

0:41:31.719 --> 0:41:34.040
<v Speaker 2>like a proper crush, and you like this guy, right, Yeah,

0:41:34.600 --> 0:41:37.640
<v Speaker 2>there's absolutely nothing wrong with maybe next time you guys

0:41:37.640 --> 0:41:41.160
<v Speaker 2>are together hanging out, seeing how it goes, if that

0:41:41.320 --> 0:41:45.080
<v Speaker 2>develops further. Like I mean, there's no right or wrong

0:41:45.120 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 2>way to start a relationship in all honesty, like like

0:41:47.840 --> 0:41:50.719
<v Speaker 2>literally there is no like actual Like every single person

0:41:50.760 --> 0:41:52.279
<v Speaker 2>in the world would be in a relationship if there

0:41:52.440 --> 0:41:53.800
<v Speaker 2>was like a textbook way to do it.

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:55.839
<v Speaker 1>Agree, And I feel like you can make anything worse.

0:41:55.960 --> 0:41:57.759
<v Speaker 2>Yes, like if it was fight, if it's like meant

0:41:57.760 --> 0:41:59.000
<v Speaker 2>to be and you guys want to do it, you'll

0:41:59.040 --> 0:41:59.520
<v Speaker 2>make it work.

0:41:59.520 --> 0:42:02.560
<v Speaker 1>Why muching a we were full leap, we would have

0:42:02.600 --> 0:42:04.839
<v Speaker 1>one hundred percent said like a year and a half ago.

0:42:05.120 --> 0:42:08.200
<v Speaker 1>Can hours fuck that shit? So yeah, like you can't

0:42:08.239 --> 0:42:10.239
<v Speaker 1>make that work long biness sucks.

0:42:09.960 --> 0:42:12.440
<v Speaker 2>As yeah, yeah, I mean, but now it's like love

0:42:12.520 --> 0:42:15.480
<v Speaker 2>is love is love, love is love, So it really

0:42:15.600 --> 0:42:18.200
<v Speaker 2>is though my thing is like, wait, so show she

0:42:18.360 --> 0:42:20.560
<v Speaker 2>she asked us, what would you do if the roles

0:42:20.640 --> 0:42:23.440
<v Speaker 2>were reversed? Okay, trying to so.

0:42:23.560 --> 0:42:25.000
<v Speaker 1>I guess she doesn't know if he feels the same

0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:26.439
<v Speaker 1>way or if he just thinks it was a fling.

0:42:26.960 --> 0:42:30.319
<v Speaker 2>Okay me Personally, all people are different, All men are different, right,

0:42:30.800 --> 0:42:35.880
<v Speaker 2>and like, unfortunately the more majority of men are trash.

0:42:36.400 --> 0:42:39.960
<v Speaker 2>But this guy is apparently quite a gentleman, all right,

0:42:40.000 --> 0:42:42.960
<v Speaker 2>So he could be if you recommend relatables, and if

0:42:43.000 --> 0:42:44.759
<v Speaker 2>he listens to us and says we're good, he's a keeper.

0:42:46.120 --> 0:42:48.759
<v Speaker 2>But if it was me, let me think about this.

0:42:50.160 --> 0:42:55.919
<v Speaker 2>I've gone weekend boom sleep with a girl, got lucky,

0:42:56.120 --> 0:43:01.880
<v Speaker 2>Like I I wouldn't put it past me to develop

0:43:01.920 --> 0:43:10.719
<v Speaker 2>a crush, And I would say I would try it.

0:43:11.640 --> 0:43:14.080
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I said it in another dilemma, But I

0:43:14.120 --> 0:43:17.320
<v Speaker 1>think it works for this too. I am a massive

0:43:17.400 --> 0:43:21.359
<v Speaker 1>believer in trusting from the get go, and like, even

0:43:21.400 --> 0:43:24.600
<v Speaker 1>if this guy's trash. You figuring that out and giving

0:43:24.680 --> 0:43:27.320
<v Speaker 1>him the benefit of the doubt at the start, and

0:43:27.840 --> 0:43:29.840
<v Speaker 1>by that little chance that it might work makes it

0:43:30.000 --> 0:43:33.320
<v Speaker 1>so much more beautiful. Yeah, Like, rather than being on

0:43:33.400 --> 0:43:35.680
<v Speaker 1>the fence and being half asked, if you just think, no,

0:43:35.800 --> 0:43:38.600
<v Speaker 1>this guy's perfect and giving them maybe that's not healthy

0:43:38.640 --> 0:43:40.880
<v Speaker 1>because you should be a little bit. But also, if

0:43:40.920 --> 0:43:42.799
<v Speaker 1>you fall in love, it makes it so much better. Dude,

0:43:42.800 --> 0:43:44.040
<v Speaker 1>I just feel like there's no right or wrong way

0:43:44.080 --> 0:43:44.320
<v Speaker 1>to do it.

0:43:44.480 --> 0:43:46.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I agree. You know, if the end product is

0:43:46.200 --> 0:43:47.759
<v Speaker 2>you guys end up in love, no matter what way

0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:49.280
<v Speaker 2>you did, it obviously worked.

0:43:49.560 --> 0:43:51.239
<v Speaker 1>True, So I reckon it's fall head over heels and

0:43:51.280 --> 0:43:51.920
<v Speaker 1>then figure it out.

0:43:52.600 --> 0:43:55.480
<v Speaker 2>I agree with Yeah, And like, if it doesn't work out,

0:43:55.560 --> 0:43:57.560
<v Speaker 2>just put it down to experience and move on.

0:43:58.320 --> 0:44:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I feel like that's the way to fall in love,

0:44:00.160 --> 0:44:03.160
<v Speaker 1>because if you're half arsing and having a foot out

0:44:03.200 --> 0:44:04.840
<v Speaker 1>the back door, just's the slightest little bit just in

0:44:04.920 --> 0:44:06.640
<v Speaker 1>case to protect your feelings, it never works, Like, what's

0:44:06.680 --> 0:44:08.640
<v Speaker 1>the point in that, Because it makes it less beautiful,

0:44:08.680 --> 0:44:10.919
<v Speaker 1>it makes it less fun. That's when you start saying

0:44:11.000 --> 0:44:12.560
<v Speaker 1>things that's like, that's when you start acting like you

0:44:12.600 --> 0:44:14.520
<v Speaker 1>don't like them as much as you really do, so

0:44:14.600 --> 0:44:16.880
<v Speaker 1>then they start acting different and then your communication just

0:44:16.960 --> 0:44:19.279
<v Speaker 1>goes to absolutely nothing. And then someone hurts the other

0:44:19.520 --> 0:44:20.839
<v Speaker 1>and you're like, why didn't it work out?

0:44:20.880 --> 0:44:22.960
<v Speaker 2>But we know why it did work out. Ball of confusion.

0:44:23.560 --> 0:44:24.879
<v Speaker 2>Let's make it a ball of love.

0:44:26.840 --> 0:44:27.200
<v Speaker 1>I like that.

0:44:27.400 --> 0:44:29.919
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the ball of love. So I mean, I guess,

0:44:30.000 --> 0:44:31.480
<v Speaker 2>go for it. That's what we're saying. Yeah, have sex

0:44:31.560 --> 0:44:33.760
<v Speaker 2>of them again two times?

0:44:33.960 --> 0:44:34.600
<v Speaker 1>Six times.

0:44:42.920 --> 0:44:45.600
<v Speaker 2>Comments time bad is so we're reading the comments from

0:44:46.080 --> 0:44:48.239
<v Speaker 2>previous episodes. So if you were like your comment read

0:44:48.320 --> 0:44:50.680
<v Speaker 2>one day comment on the episode, you're listening to you

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<v Speaker 2>right now. I got YouTube. My pitch for the donut

0:44:56.719 --> 0:45:00.160
<v Speaker 2>is a cream filled donut with blue vanilla icing, a

0:45:00.280 --> 0:45:05.920
<v Speaker 2>white chock letter R on top, a letter that's kind

0:45:05.920 --> 0:45:08.760
<v Speaker 2>of cool. So the letter R on top I assume,

0:45:09.040 --> 0:45:11.120
<v Speaker 2>so I assume field means one of those round ones

0:45:11.200 --> 0:45:13.560
<v Speaker 2>that's like a full just like oval, like we have

0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:16.239
<v Speaker 2>actually one of them in there. And then we've got

0:45:16.760 --> 0:45:20.759
<v Speaker 2>inside blue vanilla icing, so vanilla icing dyed blue, and

0:45:20.840 --> 0:45:23.839
<v Speaker 2>then a white R on I'm gonna sneeze. No, I'm

0:45:23.920 --> 0:45:29.840
<v Speaker 2>not a white r on. Wait for you coming. I

0:45:30.040 --> 0:45:33.920
<v Speaker 2>just like sneezed, burped, coughed, and then just like farted

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:38.279
<v Speaker 2>and came at the same time. I wouldn't put okay,

0:45:38.280 --> 0:45:41.279
<v Speaker 2>I'm picturing it. I like it.

0:45:41.600 --> 0:45:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't.

0:45:42.120 --> 0:45:43.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't mind na. I'm not gonna lie to you.

0:45:44.120 --> 0:45:47.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't mind it. I can we I just cream field.

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<v Speaker 2>My only criticism would be.

0:45:52.000 --> 0:45:55.319
<v Speaker 1>I like simplicity, same sounded comp I.

0:45:55.280 --> 0:45:56.880
<v Speaker 2>Don't know if you guys have noticed, but we keep

0:45:56.920 --> 0:45:58.800
<v Speaker 2>on going for the just the chock sprinkle or the

0:45:58.800 --> 0:45:59.879
<v Speaker 2>strawberry sprinkle.

0:45:59.600 --> 0:46:02.000
<v Speaker 1>Almost like there was too much going on for you.

0:46:02.120 --> 0:46:08.759
<v Speaker 1>And shit, Baddie, we've got a couple of minutes left.

0:46:08.800 --> 0:46:12.359
<v Speaker 1>Let's see if we can make Jake come. I've got

0:46:12.600 --> 0:46:16.080
<v Speaker 1>Spotify how to make me come. Put that thing back

0:46:16.120 --> 0:46:21.440
<v Speaker 1>on it. I'll finish you off, Nina said. Apparently the

0:46:21.480 --> 0:46:26.040
<v Speaker 1>squatty potty position helps prevent boo cancer, according to an

0:46:26.080 --> 0:46:28.239
<v Speaker 1>oncology surgeon, so definitely worth doing.

0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:31.320
<v Speaker 2>Dang, okay, what do you sent me?

0:46:31.600 --> 0:46:35.279
<v Speaker 1>You sent me a freaking' the s that were sent

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<v Speaker 1>by Baddy? Oh really, I sent you on relatables.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just scrolling on relatables. But that's that thing will

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<v Speaker 2>take full recycled Australian company, and that's why I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I was going to buy instead of sending it to you.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh, buy one for Jake and Beth.

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<v Speaker 1>Was two hundred and twenty bucks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I was like. It's a plastic fucking stool.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why I just bought a stool from fucking Sowbos.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, surely you can create one for five

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<v Speaker 1>dollars and recycle plastic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's second hand. Why is it too twenty I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It looked cool, but because it lasts a lifetime.

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<v Speaker 1>But I was thinking I'm not paying over forty bucks

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<v Speaker 1>or a stool a shit on?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, yeah, hell no, yeah, but hell I might

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<v Speaker 2>give it a go. Actually I recommend it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what happens, It's like, oh, business, idea portable squaty

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<v Speaker 1>potty because I actually at the.

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<v Speaker 2>Gym a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>What if I it's probably out my gym bag taking

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<v Speaker 1>the TA ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, portable squady pody everywhere. Its best.

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<v Speaker 1>The idea of using the bins in that looking for

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<v Speaker 1>any chance you can get best needs a pocket size.

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<v Speaker 1>It's time for one of you two sign off the episode. Jake,

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<v Speaker 1>who are we going to call Steph. Hello is that Steph?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Hello, Hello Steph, it's Jake.

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<v Speaker 1>You know this, it's Jake and already from the Relatables podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>How's it going good? How are you guys? Very very good?

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<v Speaker 1>We also want to preface that you are officially the

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<v Speaker 1>first international Battie that we're going to ask to sign

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<v Speaker 1>off the episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, love that.

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<v Speaker 3>I do have a riddle as well.

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<v Speaker 2>You have a riddle?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>Why if you're coming.

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<v Speaker 1>In with the goods? Go go go.

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<v Speaker 3>A man shaved several times a day but still has

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<v Speaker 3>a beard?

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<v Speaker 2>Why a man shaved several times a day but still

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<v Speaker 2>has a beard shaves? But why this is a riddle.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it just because he's a man? Do you shave?

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<v Speaker 2>Say it one more time?

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<v Speaker 3>A man shaved several times a day but he still

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<v Speaker 3>has a beard.

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<v Speaker 2>Why this one's fucking tough. I've got no idea. Because

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<v Speaker 2>he shaves cheese, that can't be a man's shave. Because

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<v Speaker 2>he shaves seven times a day, I don't think he's

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<v Speaker 2>shaving anything on his body. Yeah, but he still has

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<v Speaker 2>a beard because he shaves a day though.

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<v Speaker 1>We do a day?

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<v Speaker 2>What can what can? What's a profession where they shave.

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<v Speaker 2>He thinks I don't want to be stumped. Shame is actual, honest, No, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna have to give up, steph are you. I

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<v Speaker 2>don't have any I don't have a single things. That

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<v Speaker 2>was so simple, like once a month to what I

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<v Speaker 2>was thinking.

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<v Speaker 1>I was thinking personal like skin face and that pro

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<v Speaker 1>I don't get one of them once a day.

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<v Speaker 2>No, you guys, you're getting there. Yeah that was so good. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you so much, Thank you, Stephan. Enjoy your day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you too. Bye. Dang, that was hard, so bad.

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<v Speaker 1>He's we've gone international. She was from New Zealand? Was

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<v Speaker 1>that a New Zealand accent?

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<v Speaker 2>Tried? Get me a pie? Get me a pie? How

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<v Speaker 2>do you do New Zealand? No, New Zealand is more

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<v Speaker 2>like they kind of have some just some specific words,

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<v Speaker 2>like they call they call it an es chili bin

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<v Speaker 2>chili bin. That's really and then they have.

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<v Speaker 1>A bunch of different ones, but they're they're pretty similar

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<v Speaker 1>to the Only downfall with international calling is we have

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<v Speaker 1>to call on what'sapp obviously, and then like my name

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<v Speaker 1>pops up.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so like they're less excited.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's kind of fun to be like checking out

0:50:13.000 --> 0:50:15.359
<v Speaker 1>and they're like yeah, Whereas this is like Addie is calling,

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<v Speaker 1>like who the fox A.

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<v Speaker 2>Baddies, Thank you for listening, We love you. Stay bad.