Speaker 1: Good morning, Melbourne, Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren. Well, good morning, everybody, welcoming and Wednesday,
Speaker 2: which has got that sort of Friday, doesn't it?
Speaker 3: Love that? Jase?
Speaker 2: Can we do this everywhere? I'm here in your morning,
Speaker 2: Clint in the news room, Good morning, Jace. Oh no
Speaker 2: sign of miss Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, no, I'm oh God, morning morning.
Speaker 4: I'm not in the studio though, because my friends have
Speaker 4: a shiny new toy. Like everyone knows, We've just come
Speaker 4: to Nova, and when we started we got given an
Speaker 4: office with absolutely not a single.
Speaker 2: Thing it Well, hang on, hang on. Firstly, they gave
Speaker 2: you a laptop and you said.
Speaker 1: What am I going to do with the laptop? The laptop,
Speaker 1: I don't need an email address.
Speaker 2: I logged into Mind for the first time yesterday. I
Speaker 2: had a lot of emails and anxiety, so quickly shut it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: No, mine's still sitting in the office, but not at
Speaker 4: a desk, because when we started we said, winn't on desks,
Speaker 4: we want recliners. Anyway, enter today in our brand new office,
Speaker 4: which currently looks like some kind of tip there's stuff everywhere, However,
Speaker 4: we have a.
Speaker 1: Brand new lever reclimbing. So fun fellas. It's a manual recline.
Speaker 1: I hang on, I'm doing it now. Shut your bump back.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on, hang on, Sit up right, sit
Speaker 2: up right.
Speaker 3: I want to push it out.
Speaker 2: I push it back in.
Speaker 5: Ye.
Speaker 2: I want to hear. I want to hear your voice
Speaker 2: say good morning Melbourne. Wire you're sitting up right.
Speaker 1: Yep, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Now go into a reclined position and let's hear how
Speaker 2: lot more relaxed she is.
Speaker 1: Good morning. Yeah, it's excellent.
Speaker 4: They've made it leaver, not fabric, so if we spill anything,
Speaker 4: we can just hose.
Speaker 2: It down exactly if we've got a casting either way,
Speaker 2: it works anyway.
Speaker 1: All three seats recline and we look like the Simpsons
Speaker 1: are having a slumper party. And I'm pretty thrilled about it.
Speaker 1: So I'll be doing the show from here this morning.
Speaker 1: If you're needing, yeah, I'm not coming in the can.
Speaker 2: I say a huge shout out to John.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say the fantastic.
Speaker 1: Furniture Adriatic furniture clicks.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 3: I love Adriatic, we love them.
Speaker 1: Our friends out there.
Speaker 2: Furniture were like, because John, who pretty much runs them
Speaker 2: over office here right, He was like, guys, anything you
Speaker 2: need and we're like look as a joke, We're like, god,
Speaker 2: how good would recliners be? And then boom, he's gone
Speaker 2: onto adriatic furniture. Three seated recline to couch. That's how
Speaker 2: you do meetings. Guys.
Speaker 1: If you get kicked out of home, you could sleep
Speaker 1: on this like a bed.
Speaker 2: I already thought of that. I was going to buy
Speaker 2: some sheets today and keep them in the office.
Speaker 1: The king size fillow.
Speaker 3: You don't need to go to that travel lodge.
Speaker 1: Plenty of room to swing.
Speaker 2: A cat on here. Guys. Remember the night we all
Speaker 2: had a team night out and I after we got fired,
Speaker 2: that's right, And and I rocked up at.
Speaker 1: One time they put us on the bar for us.
Speaker 2: And I rocked up at Crown at about one o'clock
Speaker 2: in the morning and they said, I'm sorry, Crownhouse is
Speaker 2: completely booked out. And I said about the promenade, sorry,
Speaker 2: so them is completely booked Oh I'm going to Metropole, sir.
Speaker 2: I am terribly sorry.
Speaker 1: So we need to end up at the Crowne Plaza
Speaker 1: across the road.
Speaker 2: Travel a lot surprise, surprise, they had vacancy.
Speaker 3: Welcome Hawks.
Speaker 1: Anyway, you can just move in here now.
Speaker 4: So we just need a barth fridge and you got
Speaker 4: your bachelor pad Jay awesome, sick.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: Oh. Now I'll have a bit more confidence going into
Speaker 2: the couple fight because Goscoo's got somewhere else to go. Now, Hey, I.
Speaker 1: Got options, Lou, I've got options. I don't need to
Speaker 1: come home to you. I got the reclining.
Speaker 2: So for a work, we have a huge show coming
Speaker 2: up today. Can I just say thank you to everyone
Speaker 2: who came to meet us at Southern Cross Station yesterday
Speaker 2: because we are doing our say Hey to win ten.
Speaker 4: K oh my goodness. We met so many people yesterday.
Speaker 4: We shook so many hands, we went through so much sanitizer.
Speaker 2: So basically all you have to do is find us,
Speaker 2: say hey, shake our hand. Every one hundredth person we
Speaker 2: shake hands with wins one hundred bucks, every thousandth wins
Speaker 2: a grand and then the ten thousandth person we shake
Speaker 2: hands with will win ten thousand dollars. Tonight five pm
Speaker 2: to six pm, we are going to be wandering up
Speaker 2: and down Swan Street, So if you are heading to
Speaker 2: the footy. Get ready to say hey to win.
Speaker 3: It's going to be heaving tonight. It's a little spot.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and you know what I'm like, with a
Speaker 2: lot of walking, we're going to need to replenish, you know.
Speaker 3: Like a pup call.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying, just like sounds good to me.
Speaker 3: You're on that couch tomorrow.
Speaker 2: A lot. It is a huge night at the G.
Speaker 2: Christian Petrakaho is going to prove a few things for
Speaker 2: us coming up. Let's get into it right across moment.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, No, it is a massive night at the
Speaker 2: G tonight.
Speaker 3: There they are. It's a Phillips Stanaway battle.
Speaker 2: It really is.
Speaker 4: It's one of the great games of the year, that
Speaker 4: Anzac Eve match.
Speaker 1: In fact, this whole round.
Speaker 4: Of footy is pretty special, obviously being a Zach Day.
Speaker 4: The AFL do it so well, remembering our ANZACs, but
Speaker 4: Dez the Tigs.
Speaker 1: It's a cracker every year.
Speaker 3: Yeah, this fixture has become traditional, very very quickly because
Speaker 3: the two clubs do it so well and Zach Eve
Speaker 3: and just when those lights dip around the mcg's brigade,
Speaker 3: the cauldron has lit. It's extraordinary.
Speaker 2: In fact, the soldier who will be lighting the cauldron
Speaker 2: at the g tonight. It's going to be joining us
Speaker 2: before seven this morning. What an honor that would be
Speaker 2: for someone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a huge stage, a huge stage for the
Speaker 4: players as well. Christian Parker, friend of our show, he
Speaker 4: was in the other day talking about just how special
Speaker 4: the ANZAC Day Eve match is to him.
Speaker 1: It's such a special game, isn't it. It feels special,
Speaker 1: It's remarkable.
Speaker 2: It's incredible to be a part of it.
Speaker 6: I feel really grateful and privileged to be a part
Speaker 6: of something so historic.
Speaker 2: It is truly incredible.
Speaker 6: The way they do it before the game as well,
Speaker 6: the horses, the lights, turned off the lights and then
Speaker 6: obviously the national anthem in the last post.
Speaker 2: Is it is really really special?
Speaker 1: Goosebump inducing, isn't it It is?
Speaker 6: And this is my I think it's my seventh eighth
Speaker 6: one now and it never gets never gets old.
Speaker 4: Do you get a different feeling in your like adrenaline
Speaker 4: on those games? There feels like there's something special in
Speaker 4: the air on those big nights.
Speaker 2: Yeah, definitely those games.
Speaker 6: Obviously Anzac Dave Game King's birthday game against collingwand for
Speaker 6: for Motor Neuron disease with Neil Danahert. Those types of games,
Speaker 6: they're like finals. You know, you know that Collingwood and
Speaker 6: Richmond's supporters are going to come out. It will be
Speaker 6: eighty five plus. I think it's their game, so you know,
Speaker 6: the be eighty five thousand easily in the game and
Speaker 6: it is awesome. But even even the week building up
Speaker 6: to it, like tomorrow we'll go to go next to
Speaker 6: the shrine trying to remembrance. We'll have a guest speaker,
Speaker 6: someone probably in the army and talk about their experience.
Speaker 6: Last year we had a pilot come and he's had
Speaker 6: family and generations from who were also pilots two.
Speaker 2: And I like the club gives them the respect it deserves.
Speaker 2: It has to.
Speaker 6: You need to, you need to, and I think for
Speaker 6: younger guys coming up as well in understanding importance of it.
Speaker 6: And also Melbourne Footy Club. We've been around for so
Speaker 6: long that we've had players. Bluie Trust got our Best
Speaker 6: and Fairest trophy after him was in the war at
Speaker 6: the age of twenty two twenty three. Guy's getting drafted.
Speaker 6: Now that's them.
Speaker 2: Now, Isn't that crazy?
Speaker 6: It's absurd?
Speaker 2: He tells a lot of emotion behind his voice. Yes,
Speaker 2: they go into tonight. What's our tip? Score?
Speaker 3: Was interesting one because the coach of Richmond, Adam Ousey,
Speaker 3: used to play for Melbourne. Yes, there's a little side
Speaker 3: tussle going on here which is intriguing. I think the
Speaker 3: d should get it done by that five goals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that five five goals. I think it's
Speaker 1: going to be within a kick.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, me too.
Speaker 1: Be fifty goals.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I think the d'sil win comfortably. I
Speaker 2: think five goals is a bit of a stretch.
Speaker 3: Though, big occasion will bring out the best in the tags.
Speaker 3: It'll be close.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Richmond good on those big stages.
Speaker 2: Well, tonight's the night. All eyes will be on the G.
Speaker 2: If you are heading to the G as well, keep
Speaker 2: an eye up for us because we're going to be
Speaker 2: up and down Swan Street doing our Say hey, to
Speaker 2: win ten k all you have to do is come up,
Speaker 2: shake our hand and you could win ten thousand dollars
Speaker 2: on Novar today. Hopefully the rain holds out for the
Speaker 2: footy tonight. It is eleven at the moment.
Speaker 1: She bucketed down last night.
Speaker 2: Yeah, didn't it? Hey? Can? I says spot on yesterday
Speaker 2: seven o'clock. Yep, thank you seven pm, she said, yesterday
Speaker 2: the rain ed rollin.
Speaker 3: Last night sunset, and that's why you're the best in
Speaker 3: the business. Gusty as well.
Speaker 2: She's no longer in the weather business.
Speaker 3: Well I know, but she could appear.
Speaker 4: Can I just say I didn't get fired from my
Speaker 4: weather job on my leaft, I quit while I was ahead.
Speaker 2: The radio one.
Speaker 3: I got fired from that one, I said Lauren the
Speaker 3: other day. If there's ever a vacancy for a little
Speaker 3: fillion roll on weekend today, she might come and reprise
Speaker 3: her role.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to get the band back together for me.
Speaker 2: To do news.
Speaker 3: You can do entertainment because I look like Richard Wilkins.
Speaker 4: Now you can do that scene where they have radio
Speaker 4: hosts on for one minute talking about the little topic.
Speaker 3: He certainly don't look like Rene that way. I've decided
Speaker 3: to make a few little lifestyle changes.
Speaker 1: Last you're throwing your hair out.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not. The last couple of mornings, I decided
Speaker 3: to hit the gym before before radio.
Speaker 1: Now this is wild.
Speaker 4: I can barely roll over and get in the shower,
Speaker 4: and you're getting up and going to the gym at
Speaker 4: what time I.
Speaker 3: Get out of bed about ten past four, so I'm
Speaker 3: in there by half past four.
Speaker 2: The reason he's doing that, no, because at night he's
Speaker 2: busy meal prepping. Have you seen he's got a lunch
Speaker 2: box now.
Speaker 3: I've got lots of tupper air.
Speaker 1: But he's also working. I see you reading the news
Speaker 1: and you do this and Sydney and training.
Speaker 3: It for I am the neutral bullet has made it
Speaker 3: come back on smooth and smoothies. I just thought I'd
Speaker 3: just make a few little changes.
Speaker 2: See how I feel, and hey, you feeling? I feel good,
Speaker 2: I feel good healthy.
Speaker 3: The other change that I'm going to make is then
Speaker 3: I'm going to get off the booze for three months. Whoa,
Speaker 3: I'm quitting alcohol because a lot of people come up
Speaker 3: to me and say, you feel a lot better.
Speaker 1: I know someone that got off it for a year
Speaker 1: and I said, how do you feel? And she said
Speaker 1: exactly the same thing.
Speaker 3: Really that my sister in law, just good for you.
Speaker 3: I just think, well, actually, since I turned eight and
Speaker 3: I've never had a weekend off it, to be honest,
Speaker 3: so to be a real challenge, but I thought, let's
Speaker 3: make a change and see how we go we've.
Speaker 1: Ever done, like drivel or a month in it sounds.
Speaker 2: Really silly, right because I've thought about the same because it.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me you're going to make a soul sign.
Speaker 3: Are you going to come with me on the journey?
Speaker 2: Absolutely no. But like in the afternoon, I might pop
Speaker 2: a pinot while I'm like getting kids ready for time.
Speaker 1: In the afternoon.
Speaker 2: No, like four point thirty that's acceptable, but I'm doing
Speaker 2: like lunches and getting things ready for dinner and so
Speaker 2: like I'm running around the house. So you know, I'll
Speaker 2: just graze on that through the afternoon. And you're right,
Speaker 2: like you know, you wake up, you feel a little
Speaker 2: bit sluggish, And then I see people talk about how
Speaker 2: they've given up the booze and everything, and then I
Speaker 2: know this sounds ridiculous, and I sit there and go,
Speaker 2: but you okay to give it up for six months
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 1: Go back like, but I don't think you've got a
Speaker 1: drinking problem.
Speaker 3: No, No, it's a it's purely a lifestyle thing. I
Speaker 3: want to see what I can achieve in three months,
Speaker 3: see how I feel and look at the end of it,
Speaker 3: and just a little reset.
Speaker 1: Is there a reasoning?
Speaker 2: Just you know why three months.
Speaker 3: Just give myself a timeline. There's more to build towards
Speaker 3: an eventual goal.
Speaker 1: I think there's more to it, you, Reckon.
Speaker 2: There's like a there's a like what do they call
Speaker 2: them building?
Speaker 1: Body building?
Speaker 2: Bodybuilding?
Speaker 3: Become a bodybuilder?
Speaker 2: Reckon like he does like a spray.
Speaker 3: There's one caveat. I am going to have a few
Speaker 3: tonight with Lauren at the footy exactly.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 3: It's closing down, so I can't wait.
Speaker 1: For drink midwek.
Speaker 3: But hello, so let's book mark this conversation.
Speaker 2: Good for you.
Speaker 3: Let's see how we go. And if you see me
Speaker 3: out and about.
Speaker 4: DM tempts tell us text us dobb him in No,
Speaker 4: good for you Clinton.
Speaker 2: And you know What's it's funny, but it's also silly
Speaker 2: that it's actually not easy to do that in an
Speaker 2: Australian society. Yeah, you know what I mean, Like the
Speaker 2: amount of times I've been to barbecue and someone's like, no, no,
Speaker 2: I'm not drinking, I'm driving, and every going to be
Speaker 2: like what you're off the booze.
Speaker 1: Or I never drink and drive, even in the respect
Speaker 1: like having one glass of.
Speaker 2: Wine, okay, take away driving. I just mean like someone
Speaker 2: like Clint rocking up at the moment of the barbecue.
Speaker 2: I mean, like I'm not drinking for three months, I know,
Speaker 2: like pregnant.
Speaker 1: You know, the only way, the only reason Clint would
Speaker 1: go good.
Speaker 2: For good for you name the child after me be
Speaker 2: the Mount Franklin.
Speaker 1: So hang on, when does that take you to?
Speaker 3: That takes me to basically July Ish right, Gosh, during
Speaker 3: the holidays.
Speaker 2: Wine should have said two and a half months.
Speaker 1: Is a zach Eve.
Speaker 4: Tomorrow, of course is Anzac Day. It's such a special
Speaker 4: event on our Australian calendar. And right now I'd like
Speaker 4: to introduce you to someone very special, Lieutenant Colonel Garth Calendar.
Speaker 4: He served the Australian Army with distinction over twenty five
Speaker 4: years in combat, intelligence, training and strategic roles. He was
Speaker 4: one of the first casualties medically evacuated out of Iraq
Speaker 4: when hit by a roadside bomb in two thousand and four.
Speaker 8: Were going up into the CBD of Baghdad that night.
Speaker 8: Unbeknownst to us, an insurgent had parked a vehicle on
Speaker 8: the side of the road laden with explosives, so it
Speaker 8: went off about five meters to the left of my
Speaker 8: vehicle bomb had gone off. We're traveling about sixty k's
Speaker 8: an hour. The vehicle was torn to shreds. I was
Speaker 8: in line of the blast itself, so copped a face
Speaker 8: full of blasts and fragmentation nick to my crododatys, but
Speaker 8: I also had holes into my sinus. I had pretty
Speaker 8: significant burns to my face and neck from that blast.
Speaker 8: Whilst this is a bit of a story about me,
Speaker 8: it's just as much a story about these guys, this team,
Speaker 8: and about how that professionalism, dedication, and teamwork came into
Speaker 8: play to save my life more than anything else.
Speaker 2: So iowe these guys a lot.
Speaker 3: And I'm pleased to say that. Lieutenant Colonel Garth Alanda
Speaker 3: joins us in the studio live this morning. Good morning,
Speaker 3: great to see you.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Thanks very much having you.
Speaker 3: You mention the people that you go to war with
Speaker 3: and what it means to them as we creep closer
Speaker 3: to Anzac day, of course it's Anzac, evel, who are
Speaker 3: you thinking of?
Speaker 8: And yeah, exactly those boys. So yeah, it's a great
Speaker 8: opportunity to take that time to reflect about what we've
Speaker 8: done as a team, but also to think back put
Speaker 8: that in perspective. Of history as well, going all the
Speaker 8: way back to the landing on the beach Soo Glipoli.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, Anzac Day, it's such an important day,
Speaker 4: and I think for a lot of young people they
Speaker 4: think of our older ANZACs. But I mean you're a
Speaker 4: relatively young man. We've still got men and women currently serving.
Speaker 4: It's such a current thing as well, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It really is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, Yeah, I guess one of the most poignant moments
Speaker 8: for me was I went back to a ruck in
Speaker 8: two thousand and six and we had one of our
Speaker 8: soldiers die over there only a few days before Anzac Day,
Speaker 8: and so Anzac Day for us then was the first
Speaker 8: opportunity that our team came together as a group and
Speaker 8: had that opportunity to mourn and reflect on Jake and
Speaker 8: then also sort of come together and look it away forward.
Speaker 8: But put that in perspective of what other Australians have
Speaker 8: been through in the past. We weren't the first group
Speaker 8: to lose a soldier on operations.
Speaker 2: A very special night at the mcg tonight. You have
Speaker 2: been given the job of lighting the cauldron I have. Yeah,
Speaker 2: how are you feeling?
Speaker 8: Yeah, eighty thousand people, it's a lot. I don't want
Speaker 8: to trip up the stairs.
Speaker 2: I was just at a golf off the air. I'm like,
Speaker 2: I seen a footy match at the g before. You've
Speaker 2: been there when it's empty.
Speaker 8: I've been there when it's empty. I haven't seen it
Speaker 8: for me A little bit different tonight, i'd imagine.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, have you seen the a zach Eve ceremony?
Speaker 1: The AFL do it so well?
Speaker 8: They do, Yeah, and it's it's so respectful. That's I
Speaker 8: think what I love about it. You know, eighty thousand
Speaker 8: people there, what do they get a million people viewing?
Speaker 8: And it's done so respectfully honoring the service of our
Speaker 8: military people.
Speaker 3: Guth As somebody who's been to war and has seen
Speaker 3: some of the atrocities that you have. Soldiers are so stoic.
Speaker 3: Do you when you reflect, when you come to moments
Speaker 3: like this Anzac Day, what's it like? Do you allow
Speaker 3: yourself to get emotional? Do you get emotional? How do
Speaker 3: you sort of?
Speaker 8: So, I'd say every the same as same as the
Speaker 8: rest of the population. People process things in different ways.
Speaker 8: Anzac Day is a great opportunity for those people that
Speaker 8: do get emotional to show that emotion. For those people
Speaker 8: that just like quiet reflection. It's that time for them
Speaker 8: to be able to do that.
Speaker 3: That must have been so chaotic when you were medically
Speaker 3: evacuated out of that situation. Just take us back to
Speaker 3: that moment if you can.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it was you know, your intro sort of was
Speaker 8: wasn't me telling the story, But at the end of
Speaker 8: the day, it was, like I said, there was those
Speaker 8: those boys around me that that protected me from, you know,
Speaker 8: a really angry crowd that had gathered.
Speaker 2: They were they were dealing with humanity. It's worse. There
Speaker 2: were there were locals who had been severely injured. There
Speaker 2: were children who had been killed.
Speaker 3: From that same blast, their families, right.
Speaker 8: They were yeap, and they were angry, and they were
Speaker 8: looking for answers, and that was the heat of the moment.
Speaker 8: So they were dealing with about as grizzly difficult work
Speaker 8: as any military person can.
Speaker 2: Be expected to deal with. Were you conscious after the
Speaker 2: blast barely? Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, So I was up, but I couldn't see, I
Speaker 8: couldn't really talk or I couldn't communicate. So luckily my
Speaker 8: team stepped in. Yep, I was the boss and I
Speaker 8: was injured. So my team all stepped up and manage
Speaker 8: a situation.
Speaker 3: I mean, you know, you.
Speaker 4: See military personnel who come back with physical injuries, but
Speaker 4: outside of that, the mental dammage that we hear about
Speaker 4: is so.
Speaker 1: Dummaging.
Speaker 4: How can we support our ANZACs and our military personnel
Speaker 4: outside of ANZAC Day, because well, tomorrow is a terrific reminder.
Speaker 4: It's something that needs probably to be spoken about all
Speaker 4: year round.
Speaker 7: It is.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and I'm a firm below that a vast majority
Speaker 8: of military people finish their service standing and smiling, of
Speaker 8: having an amazing experience going away with all these fantastic skills.
Speaker 8: But as you say, there are people that do see humanity.
Speaker 2: It's worse and that.
Speaker 8: Takes its toll. They're physically tested the breaking point, or
Speaker 8: like me, they're injured on operations. So you know, that's
Speaker 8: why I got involved with Bravery Trust because I love
Speaker 8: that organization because they're the ones who are they're providing
Speaker 8: that bit of a safety net through initial financial support,
Speaker 8: then also helping people work through budgeting, minimizing debt, resetting
Speaker 8: their path so they can fix whatever else is going
Speaker 8: on in their life. But more so they can just
Speaker 8: get onto sustainability of feedback into society.
Speaker 1: So you're a CEO of Bravery Trust, you're a Richmond supporter.
Speaker 1: How to Richmond support Bravery Trust?
Speaker 2: Well, so you know that.
Speaker 8: First of all, they've been so gracious asking me to
Speaker 8: come in like the cauldron for the game to so
Speaker 8: that's awesome.
Speaker 2: How was that phone call?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, pretty good. So there so fantastically that.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 8: The other way they support us is the head of marketing,
Speaker 8: Simon Matthew is actually on our board as well, so
Speaker 8: he gives up his time, he is, Yeah, it gives
Speaker 8: up his time to provide that that leadership to the
Speaker 8: organization too.
Speaker 3: I saw you were making Anzac biscuits with Jack Graham
Speaker 3: at training a couple of days ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was great. What's like in the kitchen? We
Speaker 2: were all terrible.
Speaker 3: Can't be good at every ty?
Speaker 2: Hey, thank you for your service. And I'm going to
Speaker 2: ask score tonight what do you What do you think? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 8: Look, what I would say is whilst I'm going to
Speaker 8: be lighting the cauldron, that's going to be pretty special.
Speaker 8: Keep an eye out. Richmond have been fantastic allowing my
Speaker 8: ten year old daughter to go on with the team
Speaker 8: in the for the for the ceremony before the game.
Speaker 8: So her and a buddy aiden it's a million eight
Speaker 8: and you'll be up there with the team, so keep
Speaker 8: an eye out for that.
Speaker 4: So the Tigers are winners in your eyes regarding absolutely
Speaker 4: from a not so confident Richmond supporter just like me. Hey,
Speaker 4: it is important to remind anyone who is heading to
Speaker 4: the Anzac Eve match tonight at the MCG it's going
Speaker 4: to be a massive crab. Please be in your seats
Speaker 4: by six point thirty for the pre match ceremony which
Speaker 4: is the undoubtedly the most important moment of the game.
Speaker 2: Lieutenant Colonel Garth Calendar, thank you so much again for
Speaker 2: your service mate, and we really appreciate you popping in
Speaker 2: this morning. We know you've got a huge day ahead,
Speaker 2: but enjoy the moment tonight, Thanks very much.
Speaker 4: Today is Wednesday and ZAC Eve tomorrow is ANZAC Day,
Speaker 4: a very important day. But Friday is a regular work
Speaker 4: day and some stats have come in thanks to Uber
Speaker 4: who said seventy percent of city workers say they booked
Speaker 4: time off and around public holidays.
Speaker 1: Seventy percent.
Speaker 8: It's pretty high.
Speaker 1: Sixty five percent.
Speaker 4: Of city workers say they would hesitate to request time
Speaker 4: off work if they couldn't come up with a good excuse,
Speaker 4: and forty nine percent of city workers have either booked
Speaker 4: or planned to take Friday off to make and zach
Speaker 4: a long weekend. By the way, if you don't have
Speaker 4: an excuse, Uber have come up with an excuse generator.
Speaker 1: You can jump online and it will help you get
Speaker 1: out of work on Friday.
Speaker 2: Apparently, have you done yours?
Speaker 1: Not yet. But I actually was saying this.
Speaker 4: Morning, I wasn't feeling one hundred percent. And that's not
Speaker 4: like playing the long game to get Friday.
Speaker 2: Because that's what I would do. I would start planning
Speaker 2: to see you have to plan in events.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: The great thing is with having kids, though you can
Speaker 2: just go last minute, sorry, he's falling off the trampoline.
Speaker 1: And I don't have kids, so we have to start saying.
Speaker 2: I don't have a trampoline.
Speaker 3: There's always a lot of gastro and diarrhea floating around
Speaker 3: on a Monday and a Friday, you know, a long weekend.
Speaker 3: It's just always around.
Speaker 2: It just flares got women's problems. Take the day the day.
Speaker 4: We don't use that as an excuse. When we say that,
Speaker 4: excuse me. When we say that, we mean we don't
Speaker 4: fly that.
Speaker 3: It's not trust me being a just would I would
Speaker 3: shut your mouth straight away. I would advise straight away,
Speaker 3: stop talk, move on.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm laying the groundwork for Friday because Lauren will
Speaker 2: be like, what I don't want?
Speaker 3: I needed to pop a couple of napro jesic and
Speaker 3: sit back in.
Speaker 1: Your Jason is far more hormonal and moody than me.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: And it's not just once a month. It's like you
Speaker 1: never know what day that's going to happen on.
Speaker 2: With you erin, what's your excuse? You're either rolling out
Speaker 2: or someone's used on you.
Speaker 7: One's used on me.
Speaker 9: I've had bad dreams and can't get to work today.
Speaker 9: Someone's actually used that, someone's actually used that more.
Speaker 1: And did you let them take the day off? Oh?
Speaker 9: We have to because yep? And it is what it is.
Speaker 2: That's the thing. It's you know, it's it's not like
Speaker 2: the old days where you'd be like sucking up getting here,
Speaker 2: a you're gonna lose your job.
Speaker 4: Remember I had the girl that couldn't come to the
Speaker 4: TV shows filming one of our producers because she had
Speaker 4: the meats with it.
Speaker 2: That's right, I mean to be fair. That is the
Speaker 2: one excuse I relate to.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, meat sweats, sick leave that just sits there
Speaker 3: doing nothing. You might as well take it.
Speaker 2: You say it every time, you know what.
Speaker 1: Sick leave around here. Because I'm feeling crooked tonight.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to go as hard on the buffet
Speaker 2: last time. And then what do you do? It's just
Speaker 2: a vicious cycle.
Speaker 3: Meat sweat into the pool.
Speaker 4: Pork po pork will get you Amanda, good morning, good morning?
Speaker 1: What happened? Was it you or someone you know?
Speaker 2: Someone I know?
Speaker 5: She her cat got stuck in the tree so she
Speaker 5: couldn't come to God.
Speaker 2: Come know.
Speaker 1: If there's something wrong with your pet, you can take
Speaker 1: the day off.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, if it's in if it's an emergency.
Speaker 1: Deliterally get stuck in trees though up there.
Speaker 3: All the time.
Speaker 2: What do you sit on a pet passing like? How
Speaker 2: many days of ram? Take it a week? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah I do too. I reckon a month, three days
Speaker 2: for nan. I'm not taking a week for the dog.
Speaker 2: Get a matt you doing, I'm how are you? Yeah?
Speaker 2: We're good? What was the excuse?
Speaker 10: A chef and one of my chefs called in six
Speaker 10: at five o'clock in the morning for his ship and
Speaker 10: said he started to fall through a table.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 7: Then I later found out that he didn't even live
Speaker 7: with him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, his dad felt yeah.
Speaker 2: And then then a couple of days later, he showed
Speaker 2: me a photo that he hit a kangaroo.
Speaker 10: And this is the same photo that he showed me
Speaker 10: about three weeks earlier.
Speaker 2: Stop picking. My wife used to run a company that
Speaker 2: would organize all the promotion staff that you see in
Speaker 2: bottle shops. Yeah, like all the young promotions. After he
Speaker 2: tried to let this madori and then on a Saturday morning,
Speaker 2: her phone would ring hot with like at least forty
Speaker 2: of them canceling. So gone had a bend on the
Speaker 2: Friday night. And I remember always every weekend out here,
Speaker 2: Lure on the phone being like, okay, and I'm very
Speaker 2: sorry for your lost. I don't mean to be rude,
Speaker 2: but didn't your grandfather pass away last Saturday as well? Yeah,
Speaker 2: he's perhaps he's he's gone. Tonight, we will be on
Speaker 2: Swan Street between about four thirty and five thirty. Keep
Speaker 2: an eye for Lauren Clinton myself come up, shake our
Speaker 2: hand and say hey, and you could win ten k.
Speaker 1: That's it. Could win one hundred bucks or you can
Speaker 1: win one thousand bucks.
Speaker 2: We are going to be offloating some coin along Swan
Speaker 2: Street tonight, aren't we.
Speaker 3: You know we were very popular yesterday at Southern Cross station.
Speaker 2: Well, my pockets will full of money. Clip that will help?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: And then I'm going to race home tonight, watch the
Speaker 2: footy with my boys, watch the Anzac service, and then
Speaker 2: tomorrow I'm going to take both of them to the
Speaker 2: dawn service. This will be Huddies first, which wanted to
Speaker 2: go to.
Speaker 1: I normally do the one at the Shrine in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I just did a local Hampton. They do it very
Speaker 2: well down there. But you've got to get there early
Speaker 2: because just being young kids, I want them like front
Speaker 2: race at least they can see.
Speaker 3: Them two up before the dawn service. Because you boys
Speaker 3: like to ur.
Speaker 2: No, so we'll do dawn service, go home, a little
Speaker 2: bit of brecky then how do you know I might
Speaker 2: go back. It's time, the one day of the year
Speaker 2: is allowed. It's time to beat those But as the
Speaker 2: man says on the microphone and he caught field RSL,
Speaker 2: kids can't hold the money. Kids can't hold the money.
Speaker 4: You know, No kids can't do it, can they. No,
Speaker 4: how he doesn't actually want to do the hard work
Speaker 4: to win the money. You just want to take the
Speaker 4: winning TikTok strikes again. This one is thanks to comedian
Speaker 4: Benjamin Law, who has been asking people about their offensively
Speaker 4: non scientific yardstick about whether someone is a rich So
Speaker 4: back in the day, he was saying he would judge
Speaker 4: people if they were rich or not whether they had
Speaker 4: a dishwasher.
Speaker 1: You had a dishwasher, you were rich.
Speaker 4: We had to wash and get the detail out and
Speaker 4: dry your dishes, nap your puff, your puff, you're not
Speaker 4: the one game. The other things people suggested were if
Speaker 4: you had one of the oh god, this is really rich.
Speaker 4: If you had one of those fridges with an ice machine,
Speaker 4: rich y. If you had ice trays, Yeah, no, no.
Speaker 2: I'll give you one better. We just had the fridge
Speaker 2: in the house. If you wanted something from the freezer,
Speaker 2: you had to go out to the shed where the
Speaker 2: chest freeze on to that.
Speaker 1: And freezer was fat. Have all the ice cream you
Speaker 1: wanted inside.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not a second freezer, that's the freezer outside, right,
Speaker 2: And then you'd sit there as a chubby little ranger
Speaker 2: at eight years old going, I want an ice cream,
Speaker 2: but then I'm scared of the boogeyman in the ship.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, going out to the garage.
Speaker 2: I would run to get that corner affected by that.
Speaker 3: To this day, are you?
Speaker 1: I would argue that if you had a garage, rich,
Speaker 1: if you had like a tarp or a carport. We
Speaker 1: had a carport, wed Yeah we had a card port.
Speaker 2: No need for a roller door on that one. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's no side. We used to this is pop. Mum
Speaker 2: used to collect the leftover bits of the cake of
Speaker 2: soap and then mold them together to make because it'd
Speaker 2: be like two bathrooms. I had three older sisters, so
Speaker 2: there was little soap cakes everywhere and Mum would just
Speaker 2: mash them together.
Speaker 3: A genius cakes. That's trifety.
Speaker 2: Remember the pearl was a pearl. It was like yes.
Speaker 1: Is a good word?
Speaker 2: Three?
Speaker 3: Three?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I like when when we the Standaways went on a
Speaker 3: trip to Sizzler, there was usually a long one at
Speaker 3: Sizzler of people waiting to get in. You had to
Speaker 3: pay before you got in, right, yes, that's right. Mum
Speaker 3: and Dad would say, okay, you too, Just go to
Speaker 3: the toilet and then we'll pay and you come and
Speaker 3: join us at the table. So we'd emerge from the
Speaker 3: toil and.
Speaker 1: To meet my mum. We've already gone, but then hang on,
Speaker 1: what are you sharing a seat? There was always extra
Speaker 1: sit we had that many kids. You'd been in a
Speaker 1: booth exactly booth like they said, oh, there's five of you,
Speaker 1: get a booth stretch.
Speaker 3: We are in a booth.
Speaker 2: We are kings. We would go caravanning down the Gold
Speaker 2: Coast for like four weeks and the into the year,
Speaker 2: but mum and dad would always stop at McDonald's on
Speaker 2: the way. But it was to pick up all the
Speaker 2: little sashets, just so that way we had it for
Speaker 2: caravanning was ready to go.
Speaker 1: When we've gone holidays, now you get like a buffet breakfast.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: And our parents would always be like, wrap up some
Speaker 1: of those croissants in napkins and take them because we
Speaker 1: are not paying for lunch today.
Speaker 2: Only breakfast is included.
Speaker 1: Only breakfast is included.
Speaker 2: Where were you on holidays?
Speaker 1: Anywhere?
Speaker 2: No where were you when you were wrapping up the croissants.
Speaker 3: They don't do a buffet at the campsite.
Speaker 2: They don't clip we're in Paris, no wonder we couldn't.
Speaker 3: They do a good crossant in Paris?
Speaker 2: Guys, quickly wrap up the croissants. Things are expensive in Paris.
Speaker 1: We'd have them for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. We spend
Speaker 1: all our money on the flights over.
Speaker 2: Absolutely overrated or underrated underwe so you know, it's just
Speaker 2: things that we learn from during the week and game its.
Speaker 2: But I read that's a bit of underrated. If you
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Speaker 2: to Narl Horn. He is coming back to town. Got
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Speaker 4: Guys, I had something yesterday that I used to hate,
Speaker 4: and then I had them yesterday and I'm having a
Speaker 4: real moment for them, and I reckon, they're underrated.
Speaker 1: Sardines on a cracker, Sorry on like like really finely
Speaker 1: bread toasted.
Speaker 2: Question.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you good sardines are delicious.
Speaker 2: Questions difference between sardine and an anchovy?
Speaker 3: They're longer, aren't they?
Speaker 2: I've got?
Speaker 3: Isn't it no longer?
Speaker 1: In fact, I might have even been eating andro do
Speaker 1: you eat?
Speaker 3: Discussing? Do you eat them? Out of the can? Just
Speaker 3: dangle them over.
Speaker 1: The was a meeting and they ordered some snacks.
Speaker 2: That's my terrible meeting.
Speaker 4: It was with my accountant, and then he pulled out
Speaker 4: sardines and I was like, if this stake will get worse,
Speaker 4: but they can't. It's like quite bougie to serve sardines
Speaker 4: in a can with a little thing pulled.
Speaker 2: That's bougie.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're like fancy surdays.
Speaker 2: I don't know that was a can lawrence.
Speaker 3: So you're doing your tax and your accountant hands.
Speaker 1: You were in a wine bar. We had a little
Speaker 1: we had some wine and some starting.
Speaker 2: Expedition obviously wrote that meeting.
Speaker 3: His name John West.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, a good Saturday, and is underrated.
Speaker 2: Sticking with food, I'll tell you what's overrated. I had
Speaker 2: it offered to me earlier in the week and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I'm not ninety. I love eggs, but it's a no
Speaker 2: for Keishe.
Speaker 1: I love Keiche. I think it's overrated.
Speaker 2: Overrated.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I can't get enough Keishe's in my life.
Speaker 2: Okay, of course you do, because you're a ninety year
Speaker 2: old trapped inside a eighty year old's body.
Speaker 1: It's you know what it like? I love it for
Speaker 1: a tatar as well.
Speaker 4: It's different well pastries for tato pastry around he is
Speaker 4: that the only difference.
Speaker 3: For a slab of cash. Speaking of being, I did
Speaker 3: something during the week that I think you're get both
Speaker 3: going to hate. But I think it's really underrated. I
Speaker 3: put my electric blanket on for the winter. The only
Speaker 3: electric blankets are underrated.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: The only person I know that had an electric blanket
Speaker 4: was mine Animavus, and she died fifteen years ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't even know you could still buy them.
Speaker 2: Did she leave it for you? Is it Mavis's blankets
Speaker 2: sized electric blanket?
Speaker 3: He's now on and ready for winter. I gave it
Speaker 3: to who the other night and it was absolute.
Speaker 1: What happens when you drink too much in you get electric?
Speaker 2: Yes, he went out warm, that's for sure.
Speaker 1: That makes sense. He told us this morning he was
Speaker 1: giving up drinking for well.
Speaker 2: He doesn't want to.
Speaker 1: You don't want an electric blanket, You don't want to.
Speaker 2: Electric. I know I'm going to get owed for this.
Speaker 1: I just know what have you done?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: So last week end stunning weather, last weekend beautiful weather.
Speaker 2: We were invited over to a set of school parents' house,
Speaker 2: some parents whose kid plays basketball with one of my sons.
Speaker 1: Do you socialize with the school parents much?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sometimes, Rather like, here's my philosophy. Rather than hiring
Speaker 2: a babysitter to go to like an all grade dinner
Speaker 2: where you're just going to do small talk, I would
Speaker 2: rather like a couple of couples and then go out and.
Speaker 3: Actually there are other parents and other kids.
Speaker 2: So there was some.
Speaker 1: Wait, sorry, say that again.
Speaker 2: So a lot of them do like, okay, it's the
Speaker 2: year for dinner this Friday night, you're going to get
Speaker 2: a babysitter and you go along and it's all the parents,
Speaker 2: and it's like, of course, you're not going to get
Speaker 2: along with every parents. That's all the small talk where
Speaker 2: I would rather skip that event and go, hey Jenny,
Speaker 2: Steve Mickey, let's us go out for dinner.
Speaker 1: I like the cool group. You exclude the others, just
Speaker 1: like at.
Speaker 3: School, it's just the funny ones. I want the rich ones.
Speaker 1: I just want the cool one. No, I just want
Speaker 1: what that means. You don't have to get a babysitter.
Speaker 2: No, you still do, but I just justify the baby
Speaker 2: sitting costs because.
Speaker 1: You're hanging out with the cool kid, no any parents anyway.
Speaker 2: Last, it seems to me, last Saturday, were invited over
Speaker 2: to these parents' house. Bring a plate, Well, they said,
Speaker 2: don't bring anything.
Speaker 3: They put it.
Speaker 2: On sushi platters. At a barbecue they had oysters. What
Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be a barbecue turned
Speaker 2: into like a full sit down. So what do you
Speaker 2: lammed dinner?
Speaker 1: If they say don't bring anything, then you take a
Speaker 1: nice flowers.
Speaker 2: I took a nice bottle of what's the one with
Speaker 2: the nice little.
Speaker 3: Yellow yellow.
Speaker 2: With the yellow orange label label. That wasn't going to
Speaker 2: waste a yellow land on that And and that day earlier,
Speaker 2: I was driving along North Road And have you heard
Speaker 2: of is it Scubbies scrolls? Stubby scrolls? Who knows him?
Speaker 1: What?
Speaker 2: Brady? What's the name of the scroll joints? Sebbi's scroll
Speaker 2: Sebby scrolls? And have you not seen these on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Must be a bas side.
Speaker 2: They took off. Have a look at those bad boys.
Speaker 2: They took off during lockdown.
Speaker 3: Ah, yes, I've seen them. A cinnamon scroll, Yes, they took.
Speaker 2: Off during lockdown. And now every weekend, oh my god, yum,
Speaker 2: what is that? There is a line of people fifty
Speaker 2: meters long outside Sebbi's scrolls on North.
Speaker 1: Road, Caramel pecan scroll.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what's that white magic? They are rush top.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I was driving past and I'm like, brilliant,
Speaker 2: I'm going to get boxes of Sebbi scrolls to rock up. Yeah.
Speaker 1: See that's nice, like you know, boom.
Speaker 2: Boom, everyone's talking about it. Dessert, it'll be great.
Speaker 4: It's it's hot property, the Sebbi scroll. So you would
Speaker 4: have feen like in the note.
Speaker 2: Anyway, as the afternoon went on, things were progressing, drinks
Speaker 2: were flowing.
Speaker 1: So it was a lunchtime affair.
Speaker 2: Yeah, started at two. I left at one am.
Speaker 4: That's an expensive babysitter, an eleven hour babysitter. She must
Speaker 4: have been tearing her hair out with three children.
Speaker 2: The hoster was falling asleep standing up in their kitchen.
Speaker 4: You overstayed welcome that Yeah. I realized that the big
Speaker 4: boy was like, great, I'm just going to kitchen.
Speaker 2: And one of the everyone else left except me and
Speaker 2: one other dad.
Speaker 3: And was the dad or the mum that was hosting
Speaker 3: you falling asleep?
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were fully a sleep standing up in the kitchen,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, I can't need to leave. But anyway,
Speaker 2: that's not my issue.
Speaker 1: My issue was we have not your issue, it's their issue.
Speaker 2: We had issue. We had, you know, dinner dash lunch
Speaker 2: at about five pm. Anyway, we're having a few drinks.
Speaker 2: It's about seven o'clock and I look over on the
Speaker 2: bench about three meters away and there's the.
Speaker 3: Scroll sitting in a box, still intact.
Speaker 2: Still intact, having been served.
Speaker 3: How on earth did that happen?
Speaker 2: And I'm like, I can't ask them.
Speaker 1: You can seven o'clock. So we scroll hour easy.
Speaker 2: I was dropping here to put them on a plan
Speaker 2: I could do with something sweet.
Speaker 1: Why do you make yourself useful and get them on
Speaker 1: a plot of yourself?
Speaker 2: Well, I wasn't going to do. I've never been to
Speaker 2: these people's house before. I wasn't just going to go
Speaker 2: over and start serving food in their kitchen. So I
Speaker 2: kept dropping hints all night. No scroll, Oh, no serve
Speaker 2: went home hungry.
Speaker 3: Oh you didn't take care of the scrolls.
Speaker 2: They kept the scrolls.
Speaker 1: How many scrolls did you buy?
Speaker 2: I bought eight?
Speaker 1: How many people were at lunch?
Speaker 2: Eight plus kids? Kids won't getting scram got the worse When.
Speaker 4: You take something like that that, you're like this is
Speaker 4: for the adults, like some because you dessert and then
Speaker 4: they're like.
Speaker 1: Okay, kids who wants to And I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no no no.
Speaker 2: Here is my question The Marshmallows thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: When you take something to someone's house, what's the rule
Speaker 2: on them serving it? Like, say, if you come to
Speaker 2: my place and you bring a bottle of wine over,
Speaker 2: am I supposed to open clint wine? We just keep
Speaker 2: drinking no wine.
Speaker 4: Interesting one because sometimes you take wine as a gift
Speaker 4: and sometimes you take it to share.
Speaker 3: I think you offer and you hope that they.
Speaker 1: What do you mean as a hoster?
Speaker 3: Is a nice bottle and you're there and Jason's brought it,
Speaker 3: I say, should we open this now.
Speaker 4: For next week when you're not see I went to
Speaker 4: dinner at a friends place the other night and I
Speaker 4: took a bottle of pino. We're doing a Sunday rise,
Speaker 4: and it's stayed sitting on the bench, and they served.
Speaker 3: A much boogier wine than what I see that weeks.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, maybe I don't want my
Speaker 1: pole of wine.
Speaker 2: I better take it home. I can't leave it here.
Speaker 2: It's just rubbish.
Speaker 1: I just kept eyeing it off, still sitting on that bench.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten. What's the ruling if you
Speaker 2: take something to someone's house, do they have to see
Speaker 2: so wine?
Speaker 1: If I had people at my house, yep, I would serve.
Speaker 3: What I had organized and you'd save theirs.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well, I.
Speaker 1: Think wine is often like a gift, all.
Speaker 2: Right, thirty twenty four ten Away in a twoken social
Speaker 2: etiquette this morning. Yeah, I went to a set of parents'
Speaker 2: house for dinner last week from school and basketball where
Speaker 2: the kids know them. Never been to their house before.
Speaker 2: I stayed to one am realized I ever stayed more welcome.
Speaker 1: At what point did you realize when they went to
Speaker 1: bed and you were still sitting there?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: He was like, like, the guy was standing in his
Speaker 2: kitchen and I finished my pinot and I said, should
Speaker 2: we do a roadie? And I looked over and he
Speaker 2: was like, and I was like, he's falling a sleep
Speaker 2: standing gup. I better go.
Speaker 3: That's not great.
Speaker 1: There's nothing worse.
Speaker 3: So you took a bottle of champagne.
Speaker 2: Bottle of champagne, which is acceptable.
Speaker 3: So the scroll did it get drunk?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, we have it into that.
Speaker 3: But the issue I have is when I take something
Speaker 3: on a plate, how I retrieved my plate. That's a
Speaker 3: real issue.
Speaker 1: Yes, you would be protecting over your.
Speaker 2: You got to part with that very nice. You got
Speaker 2: to part with that.
Speaker 3: You give them a plan.
Speaker 2: That's done. It's done. You're not getting it back.
Speaker 4: You're just help in the kitchen and you move it
Speaker 4: on too another plate, put some gladed up over it
Speaker 4: and take your plate back.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a bit.
Speaker 1: You're not donating.
Speaker 3: I'm not walking out.
Speaker 2: I'm not walking out with an empty plate under my arm.
Speaker 1: You know how much some of those platters cost.
Speaker 2: That's why you serve it on the cheap one.
Speaker 1: Going to dinner with like a cheap plate.
Speaker 2: Those aluminium ones? Now, what up with and that?
Speaker 3: I wouldn't nice salad bowls? That's mine. I'm taking that
Speaker 3: home with me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Benny.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 2: Are you're good socialated kit If you're the host, you
Speaker 2: have to serve what.
Speaker 7: People bring depends on circumstances. If I if I invite
Speaker 7: people and bask them to bring something. So I've got
Speaker 7: a group of friends we do an annual barbecue, and
Speaker 7: whoever's hosting will do all the barbecue and everybody brings
Speaker 7: salad and dirt. You serve everything. People bring their own wine.
Speaker 7: If their wines get drunk, it gets drunk. If it doesn't,
Speaker 7: they take it home.
Speaker 1: Donation into their salary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know when you you know, when you're young
Speaker 2: and you're growing up in your host house parties and
Speaker 2: then you check the booze cuvered afterwards and like you've
Speaker 2: got it's fully stopped, but it's all like half drunk
Speaker 2: random things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: Now, I think if you take food, it is to
Speaker 4: be served. If you take wine, that could be seen
Speaker 4: as a gift as good.
Speaker 3: If someone else brings some nicer beer and go put
Speaker 3: your hand in there and accidentally pull out one of.
Speaker 2: The heirs, sorry yours. No, you're right, made helped yourself.
Speaker 3: Go for it. I've got six.
Speaker 1: If you take something better that you want to drink,
Speaker 1: and they serve like a like a terrible champagne, and
Speaker 1: you've bought a nice bottle to enjoy your dinner, and
Speaker 1: you're like, oh god, oh god, they've taken it as
Speaker 1: a gift.
Speaker 3: I really wanted to drink.
Speaker 2: Also, lou wouldn't let me take because I bought a
Speaker 2: couple of bottles of white, and she's like, we're not
Speaker 2: rocking up like those people. So I had to leave
Speaker 2: some bottles in the car and just walk in with one.
Speaker 4: No, you could take two bottles. I thought you went
Speaker 4: at midday and left at one am and you only
Speaker 4: took one.
Speaker 1: Bottle of wine.
Speaker 2: Michael Is on the air thirteen twenty four ten. Where
Speaker 2: do you sit on this one, Michael social etiquet. There
Speaker 2: needs to be said.
Speaker 10: So more often we guess than the host, and depends
Speaker 10: on how close we are, particularly with the school parents, yep,
Speaker 10: it will give them with an expensive bottle yep. And
Speaker 10: if we're not that close, it'll be a cheaper bottle.
Speaker 3: Right, so you rank them.
Speaker 4: But if I was taking a gift, right like a wine,
Speaker 4: to say thank you, I would put it in one
Speaker 4: of those funny little wine sleeves, you know.
Speaker 2: Like a little bag like the birthday bag.
Speaker 1: This is for you, thanks for hosting us.
Speaker 2: Oh that's good, because the lab this is for dinner.
Speaker 2: You'd give them a present one sometimes dinner.
Speaker 4: I would sometimes take flowers and then a bottle of
Speaker 4: wine or like something. Or it might be like some
Speaker 4: beautiful chocolates or something you like for you think so
Speaker 4: if it.
Speaker 3: Arrives in the brown paper bag, that means it's ready
Speaker 3: to be drunk.
Speaker 1: Oh, that's for the party.
Speaker 3: That's good. That's actually a good distinction.
Speaker 2: One of the dads walking dads walked in and dropped
Speaker 2: a full cart and on the kitchen.
Speaker 1: That's for consumption. Be's always for you're not bringing beer as.
Speaker 2: A gift jewels in Leonard's what's your thoughts?
Speaker 9: Oh, well, we have a pretty good system that Actually
Speaker 9: I have to give the credit to my husband, who
Speaker 9: is probably drinking canty as Anyway, when people bring wine,
Speaker 9: and even if it's a scenario like they bring it
Speaker 9: in a gift pack, so you know that they want
Speaker 9: you to have it as a gift for yourself if
Speaker 9: it doesn't get drunk throughout the night. Because we always
Speaker 9: have heaps of wine here anyway, we write the names
Speaker 9: on the bottles and we put them away and the
Speaker 9: next time we're with those people then we'll bring them
Speaker 9: out and we share it with them.
Speaker 1: Oh that's really nice. I like that. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: I've got a beautiful wine.
Speaker 2: That's great. As the guest, I love that. But as
Speaker 2: the host, that's a lot of work. You're running a library.
Speaker 1: But it's not guarantee. You might tuck into it, you know,
Speaker 1: with it just your husband.
Speaker 2: No, no, but imagine rocking up at Jewels's house. Jewels,
Speaker 2: can you check lost and found for a bottle I
Speaker 2: left here last time?
Speaker 1: Hey, Jules.
Speaker 4: Now the big issue here I think you'll be good
Speaker 4: exciting is if you bring food to that event or
Speaker 4: barbecue or dinner. Is that to be served or is
Speaker 4: that for the people to just save for the next day.
Speaker 9: Now you eat that and you get to take the plate.
Speaker 1: Jewels would have booge platters should be serving. Did she
Speaker 1: say her husband was drinking Chianti in Italy right now? Well,
Speaker 1: he's living the dream, isn't he.
Speaker 2: He's not there?
Speaker 1: Why I tell you mine?
Speaker 2: Sound? Bring it over, I'll serve it.
Speaker 1: You're not getting.
Speaker 3: One question.
Speaker 2: Let five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: This is Jase and and Lawrence.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollar question. One question, five thousand dollars. We
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Speaker 2: Good morning, Amy, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 11: Hey, how are you doing?
Speaker 2: We are excellent? Tell you this morning.
Speaker 5: Yes, I'm good, extremely nervous and excited.
Speaker 1: You don't be nervous, Amy, what do you do with yourself?
Speaker 7: So I work at a cardiologist and I think, very nice?
Speaker 3: What's it? What's it? The hobbies?
Speaker 1: Have you got hobbies?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 7: Three children just today, classic hobbies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they do, they do?
Speaker 2: Indeed? All right, hey, Amy, do you play along in
Speaker 2: the car? How do you normally go with the five
Speaker 2: K question?
Speaker 5: Every single day we play along?
Speaker 7: Sometimes well you didn't get it yesterday, but every other
Speaker 7: day I did. Chris Nolan last week.
Speaker 2: Sart we go a smart cookie. All right, here's the
Speaker 2: go though. It's up to you how smart you're feeling.
Speaker 2: You can do an easy question for fifty bucks, a
Speaker 2: medium question for five hundred, or you can roll the
Speaker 2: dice and go for five K.
Speaker 3: Five K, all the way, five thousand dollars, No gutsno glory.
Speaker 1: I'm nervous.
Speaker 4: And he said she was nervous, and she's rubbed it
Speaker 4: off on me. All right, Amy, come on, let's see
Speaker 4: if we can win you five thousand dollars. I'm going
Speaker 4: to ask a question. You'll hear a three two, one countdown.
Speaker 4: You have to answer within that time, Amy, and five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars could be coming your way.
Speaker 2: Are you ready yea three seconds. You will have to
Speaker 2: answer he wo make a guess if you don't know. Okay, okay,
Speaker 2: all right. Your five thousand dollars question is.
Speaker 1: Amy, in golf, what is the term for scoring two underpar.
Speaker 7: Three and egal one?
Speaker 2: She's done it. Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Amy, It's that simple. Thank god.
Speaker 2: I played Microsoft out.
Speaker 1: You're not even.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: At the start of that, I asked you if you
Speaker 3: had any hobbies.
Speaker 2: I was wondering if you said.
Speaker 4: Microsoft girl, Amy, Amy, Amy, I knew that one was gettable.
Speaker 5: So excited, I'm going to have to go and get
Speaker 5: my heart checked.
Speaker 4: Now, Amy, what are you going to do with five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars? And what does it mean to you and
Speaker 4: your family? You've got three kids.
Speaker 1: It's a busy house.
Speaker 7: It is a busy house. It means so much to us.
Speaker 5: We've got so much expense is going on with three kids?
Speaker 2: And didn't mean the world.
Speaker 1: I'm so grateful, so well curved.
Speaker 2: I knew that was going to go today, So did I.
Speaker 2: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: We love giving away cash.
Speaker 2: Cash from amping money, money money.
Speaker 4: I've been learning a lot about children recently. Obviously, I've
Speaker 4: told you many times. I've got a niece who I
Speaker 4: asked because she was dribbling the other day, perhaps she
Speaker 4: was teething, And they said, Lauren, she's ten weeks old.
Speaker 1: She's not teething, she's just dribbling.
Speaker 3: They're very complex because I.
Speaker 1: Find there should be a manual, there should be instruct
Speaker 1: but they're all different.
Speaker 2: I always say to friends that are about to have
Speaker 2: one baby, I'm like, hey, mate, if.
Speaker 1: I can do three, yeah, anyone won't do anything.
Speaker 2: Anyone can do anything. How do you go changing nappis?
Speaker 1: I mean, she's really little, so that's sort of fine
Speaker 1: at this point.
Speaker 2: Wait till she's on solids.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so it turns a bit more solid.
Speaker 2: It turns.
Speaker 1: Does it is that when they have teeth that they
Speaker 1: start solids?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not chewing anyway, not just babies in the teeth.
Speaker 1: So kids of all ages, adults, we all have teeth
Speaker 1: and we all have a story to tell about our teeth.
Speaker 1: And one of my friends kids, because all my friends,
Speaker 1: most of my friends, I would say, have children, and
Speaker 1: some of them are, you know, five, six, seven, are
Speaker 1: this little guys? I think in year one maybe prep
Speaker 1: I don't know, hard to tell small child blonde hair,
Speaker 1: very cute.
Speaker 3: It blends into one around that age.
Speaker 2: Look, what are we talking? Roughly seven?
Speaker 1: Prep or you one?
Speaker 2: Okay, five?
Speaker 4: Because now they go to that preschool thing that's like school,
Speaker 4: and so it feels like he's give us some of
Speaker 4: them got to kinder at school and they wear like
Speaker 4: a school uniform.
Speaker 1: That's the It feels like they've been at school for years.
Speaker 2: Oh that's early learning with a uniform in learning a blazer, Clint,
Speaker 2: I'll come on, thank you.
Speaker 4: Very confusing and as to how long you've spent at
Speaker 4: school for anyway, he came up to us. We came
Speaker 4: up to me and said, my mouth hurts. And I
Speaker 4: was like, go and have a cup of water.
Speaker 3: Good solution.
Speaker 4: That's what used to say to me at school if
Speaker 4: I wanted to go to I have a couple of water, okay.
Speaker 4: And then he said, oh no, my mouth hurts, and
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, well, let me have a look.
Speaker 1: What was I looking for? Anyway?
Speaker 4: He opens his mouth. He's got his children's teeth whatever
Speaker 4: they called baby, and he's growing. He's growing a row
Speaker 4: of teeth behind the children's teeth like a shark. But
Speaker 4: the dollars so I screamed, and then he ran over
Speaker 4: to his mum and she's.
Speaker 2: Going to comfort the kid. Yeah, you're screaming, and.
Speaker 1: She was like, oh no, there's nothing, that's fine.
Speaker 4: And I'm looking at her going and your eyes painted
Speaker 4: on because that kid is growing shark teeth and then.
Speaker 2: Of teeth behind the baby.
Speaker 1: His new teeth are coming behind the baby teeth haven't
Speaker 1: fallen out yet.
Speaker 2: They're coming in too early.
Speaker 4: So anyway, he's had to get that. She's had the
Speaker 4: tooth removed and it's all will be fine. But he's
Speaker 4: is that normal?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sometimes shark teeth?
Speaker 1: Did I have shark teeth this child?
Speaker 3: Yeah, in the front, in the front.
Speaker 2: No, that's what she's saying. Like the adult teeth were
Speaker 2: coming through.
Speaker 1: Too early, but they weren't knocking the other ones out.
Speaker 2: They were coming up from behind like a shark.
Speaker 1: And he was not in a good place.
Speaker 3: It's one of my adults like that.
Speaker 1: The kids freak out to.
Speaker 2: One of my kids. Recently did a scan and they
Speaker 2: don't have adult teeth waiting underneath.
Speaker 1: A way, it's going to be an adult with babies head.
Speaker 2: We're gonna call him gummy.
Speaker 3: What do you mean?
Speaker 2: Like there's two there's two teeth that don't have adult
Speaker 2: teeth waiting underneath.
Speaker 1: So does he keep his baby teeth?
Speaker 2: Well, we have to try and keep them as long
Speaker 2: as we can, or we need to. They'll grow one
Speaker 2: or we remove the baby teeth and he's gonna have gaps. No, no,
Speaker 2: So that way an orthodontist can start like moving merging them.
Speaker 4: I'm scared of the dentist, as you know, and I
Speaker 4: don't have wisdom teeth. I just don't have them.
Speaker 2: What do you mean.
Speaker 4: I've been scared about having to have wisdom teeth taken
Speaker 4: out and then I did all the X rays, Like
Speaker 4: you don't have them?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 1: They just never It's like it's like I talked myself
Speaker 1: out of growing.
Speaker 4: I'm not even gidding I do that with a lot
Speaker 4: to not get wisdom teeth because I didn't want the
Speaker 4: operation and I just don't have them.
Speaker 1: Where there's a will, there's a way. Guys, belief.
Speaker 2: You would hate people looking at you with the tea
Speaker 2: towel and the and the ice packed tight around.
Speaker 3: It gets quite a journey. Sorry, where are.
Speaker 2: Just why are they missing? Because sometimes what do you
Speaker 2: mean you've got to have the teeth?
Speaker 4: I'm telling you as we're getting older, you know, like
Speaker 4: we used to be gorillas and now we're turning into
Speaker 4: humans and we're like evolving evolution. Some people arens we
Speaker 4: don't need anymore like wisdom.
Speaker 2: Teeth or brain.
Speaker 1: Apparently it's a thing.
Speaker 3: It's a thing.
Speaker 1: Some people getting sharp teeth.
Speaker 3: So your kids aren't going to have teeth.
Speaker 1: No, they're gonna have tiny little baby teeth as adult.
Speaker 2: Gummy's gonna be fine. Basically, he just like, so we're
Speaker 2: going to take we're going to take the baby teeth
Speaker 2: out that don't have any underneath it and then close
Speaker 2: the games.
Speaker 3: You should donate a couple Clint, You've.
Speaker 1: Got plenty of teeth to loona park over there.
Speaker 2: Jason Lawrence, good morning Melbourne. Yes, if you are heading
Speaker 2: along to the footy tonight, Swan Street's going to be hoo.
Speaker 1: It will be heaving.
Speaker 4: In fact, it's going to be heaving all weekend for
Speaker 4: all of these Anzak Ground footy games and blockbusters.
Speaker 2: Keep an eye out for us. We are getting out
Speaker 2: about right across Melbourne. We are doing say hey to
Speaker 2: win ten k.
Speaker 1: That's it. It's that simple.
Speaker 2: All we have to do is come up see Lauren
Speaker 2: Clinton myself, shake our hand and say hey, every hundredth
Speaker 2: person and one of our team members has one of
Speaker 2: those little clickers like the nightclub guy tic tic tict.
Speaker 2: Every hundred person will win one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Every thousandth person will take away a thousand, and the
Speaker 4: ten thousandth person will win ten thousand dollars in cash.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we hit up Southern Cross Station. This is how
Speaker 2: it went down.
Speaker 3: Oh, I want your name Telia?
Speaker 2: And sorry, how do you recognize this old lady.
Speaker 3: From Aby Kids? That's so May met w BA Kids?
Speaker 1: It was w bys have a branding issue it with
Speaker 1: Kids WB Actually, I obviously did a good job promoting
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: Hello, Emma, what did you say when you walked up?
Speaker 3: I said, I watched Lauren on kids WV when I
Speaker 3: was a kid. I'm twenty.
Speaker 1: Oh that makes me feel so old.
Speaker 2: Mom Da you grew up with mom O care what
Speaker 2: people don't know laws? Yes, we are three people away
Speaker 2: from another one hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Three for a little winning shake your recon. I thought
Speaker 1: that woman was running towards you. She's just gonna visit train.
Speaker 2: Hello. What's your name? Sin?
Speaker 3: Sin?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Guess what number one hundred. You got a hundred back. Congratulations,
Speaker 2: and I think your friend was like, no, I'm not sure.
Speaker 2: Why not jokes on them? What are you doing in
Speaker 2: the city. I'm waking going to mepos.
Speaker 3: Yes, supposed to be. Now go for dinner tonight.
Speaker 2: Like eat band news for you. We just gave away
Speaker 2: another hundred bucks. You missed it by two minutes. Very unfortunate.
Speaker 3: I saw you guys earlier, but thought i'd go to
Speaker 3: the toilet first and then come on.
Speaker 2: That's wrong. There's one lady that was hanging right back.
Speaker 2: She's trying to work out the time when to do it.
Speaker 2: Hello here, you're going excellence. Not there yet?
Speaker 1: Are you science too?
Speaker 2: Don't be angry you.
Speaker 3: Sakes time.
Speaker 2: It is that easy. Tonight we'll be back.
Speaker 3: On the streets handing out cat wearing my Melbourne scarf
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 2: That's okay, that's that's totally fine. My mum's knitting me
Speaker 2: one of those ones where it's down the middle. Good.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's so embarrassed.
Speaker 2: No, I won't. No, I'm joking. Mum can't do that.
Speaker 2: So around four point thirty she back, why are you laughing?
Speaker 1: Sheback, I'm laughing at Clint.
Speaker 3: Jason, I feel moments.
Speaker 1: Don't look at me like that.
Speaker 2: No, my mum is not pulling out the Junomi.
Speaker 1: You made the joke, not me, because my mum has passed.
Speaker 3: Did you know me in heaven?
Speaker 2: All right? So here's the goat tonight because she start laughing.
Speaker 2: Stop tackling, respect, Lauren.
Speaker 3: She's dead so many you tell the joke.
Speaker 1: I laugh at your job.
Speaker 2: She's my mother. I'm allowed to do the joke.
Speaker 3: Do you laugh at his dad too?
Speaker 2: I wasn't going to bring that up. He's not going
Speaker 2: to the football tonight as well, Lauren. In case you're wondering,
Speaker 2: you know wyfering.
Speaker 3: He's suffering. Do you know what?
Speaker 2: Because he's dead too, Do not say, all right?
Speaker 3: Should we play a song my dad? He can't steal
Speaker 3: away to heaven? Maybe stop it?
Speaker 1: No, you started this joke. It's not funny.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's not my parents.
Speaker 1: I know we miss them.
Speaker 3: You met them.
Speaker 1: I did not ever meet them, but I would have
Speaker 1: loved them.
Speaker 2: I can't say this.
Speaker 1: I reckon your dad would.
Speaker 2: Have loved I actually think he would have said.
Speaker 1: Would I think it's a good thing that he and
Speaker 1: I did not did not Colla.
Speaker 2: You think it's a good thing. Great, Wow, I'm gonna win.
Speaker 2: That's what he would have.
Speaker 1: Come on, play a nice song. What song's coming up?
Speaker 2: Please be something, because I know you've heard of divorce,
Speaker 2: but if you heard a sleep divorce, well.
Speaker 1: It's funny you mention it. Because is this about people
Speaker 1: sleeping in separate bedrooms?
Speaker 2: Yes, it's a it's a trend that it's taking off
Speaker 2: on the old tok at the moment, couples jumping online
Speaker 2: to explain why they're sleeping in separate.
Speaker 4: Bedroom because remember Paul said to me the other day,
Speaker 4: I think i'd been unwell or he'd been unwell, and
Speaker 4: he said, why don't I just sleep in their spare
Speaker 4: room tonight?
Speaker 1: And I looked at him and said, well, we might
Speaker 1: as well break up. Yeah, no, no, no, we might
Speaker 1: as well break up.
Speaker 2: No, it's actually the other way.
Speaker 1: We sleep in separate rooms. I think that's the stairway
Speaker 1: to the end of our relationship. And then he's been
Speaker 1: away for a week and I've had the king bed
Speaker 1: to myself, and last night he was home and I
Speaker 1: was so excited to have him home until I went
Speaker 1: to bed and he climbed in and I was like,
Speaker 1: why don't you go sleep in the spare room so
Speaker 1: I can roll around in here or Molly.
Speaker 2: That's the thing a lot of couples are saying, it's
Speaker 2: actually going the other way. It's saving their marriage and relationship.
Speaker 1: There is something to yourself which is just so liberating.
Speaker 2: They're going to bed together having a bit of and
Speaker 2: then it's like you know, a couple, thanks coming over,
Speaker 2: and then you get up and go off tonight.
Speaker 1: Oh I thought it was just on the nights where
Speaker 1: you weren't doing that. I don't think it's so to
Speaker 1: be like a one night stand every time.
Speaker 2: Well not every chow please, So so not doing that
Speaker 2: every night.
Speaker 3: So you've just transacted. You've just done the transaction.
Speaker 2: No, no, but that's that's not the point. Though you
Speaker 2: might not be doing the transaction, you still you're getting
Speaker 2: caught up in the transaction. Oh I'm just saying Park
Speaker 2: that for a second, just a normal night. You and
Speaker 2: Clint are married, pathetical.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, I don't know this conversation.
Speaker 2: But the sake of art tipping points finished and you
Speaker 2: guys are ready for bed.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a good show.
Speaker 1: Get so he went to bed at quarter past seven.
Speaker 4: Last night gets me and I thought, I wonder if
Speaker 4: Clint's still up, fair Chads.
Speaker 2: He's also in bed, and you would know because he's
Speaker 2: in a separate bed. So you kiss each other good night.
Speaker 2: You go after your separate rooms. Benji Marshall, who used
Speaker 2: to play for Tigers Tigers, Yeah, and his wife Zoey,
Speaker 2: who's quite prominent on social they have separate rooms. And
Speaker 2: I remember reading an article where he was like, he
Speaker 2: gets to style his room.
Speaker 1: Stuff your own wardrobe, wardrobe. I love my own life.
Speaker 3: I'd put a gaming share in this at the place
Speaker 3: I ask out of the seven days are you, are
Speaker 3: you wholesale in bed with loose seven days?
Speaker 2: Or at the moment now with kids, we're like moving
Speaker 2: with three kids. I go to bed in one bed
Speaker 2: and I wake up somewhere completely different, And I'm like,
Speaker 2: she does the same, different different situation.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: Totally different situation.
Speaker 1: But what about you have to stamp her in the
Speaker 1: next morning and collect your belongings. No no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that you've left. You can't leave anything in.
Speaker 2: The other person's room, Well, yess not.
Speaker 1: Oh gosh, what if you've left something in there?
Speaker 7: You do?
Speaker 1: You have to knock to be able to go in
Speaker 1: to collect what you might have taken off and left
Speaker 1: there after.
Speaker 2: Don't make this then it needs to be Yeah, you
Speaker 2: change your own sheets. Imagine the would be doing as
Speaker 2: much washing.
Speaker 4: As you could have your Collingwood Football club sooner cover
Speaker 4: and she's got a beautiful Christmas mermaids.
Speaker 1: I grew out of that, you know what.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Let's see how common it is
Speaker 2: here in Melbourne. Are you sleeping in separate rooms to
Speaker 2: your partner or have you got something else you've rolled
Speaker 2: in to?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I said something not someone like? Is
Speaker 2: there something else you do to save the relationship?
Speaker 1: A body pillow, brilliant.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's compulsory date nights like Lou and I used
Speaker 2: to have. Okay, no go on night.
Speaker 1: It's a great.
Speaker 2: Friday archies in like daycare. So Friday at lunch, I
Speaker 2: wasn't allowed to book anything in and she wasn't either,
Speaker 2: So that was our time with a couple of lunch
Speaker 2: every Friday.
Speaker 1: That's nice. Yeah, how long did that last?
Speaker 2: About a week?
Speaker 3: Where else? Dessert?
Speaker 2: Again, it's not all about.
Speaker 1: That because the last time you did that, I thought
Speaker 1: you guys went to the car wash. You thought this
Speaker 1: will be a fun couple activity. Let's get clean together.
Speaker 3: It's soapy.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. Whether it's separate bedrooms
Speaker 2: or something else, what has helped save your relationship? Give
Speaker 2: it's a call here at and nover. You've got Jason
Speaker 2: Lauren Clint here from the newsroom, and we're all sleeping separately.
Speaker 1: Thank goodness for that between the three of us.
Speaker 4: I don't sleep separately with my fiance, but he has
Speaker 4: been away for a week and I did love having
Speaker 4: the king sized bed to myself.
Speaker 1: Came home last night, well, I was like, hello, you
Speaker 1: got two other beds in this house. I've been quite enjoying.
Speaker 2: How do you feel about bunks?
Speaker 4: A lot of people are doing this separate bedrooms thing.
Speaker 4: Isn't there a couple that have a podcast here about it,
Speaker 4: separate bathrooms and separate bedrooms. Yes, and they say it's
Speaker 4: just a game changer.
Speaker 2: Yep, the Dado's Dados. Yep. Separate Bathrooms is the podcast.
Speaker 3: And also, I mean snoring is a big issue.
Speaker 2: For which is what the phone lines have all about.
Speaker 2: Sam in Coburg is joining us on the end.
Speaker 5: Morning Sam, Morning, and how are you going, We're good.
Speaker 2: You and your partner live in separate bedrooms or sleep
Speaker 2: in separate bedrooms.
Speaker 5: So I live with my ex partner wow, before we
Speaker 5: broke up. So we've got a kid together and she's
Speaker 5: under one. So when we were together, I would tell
Speaker 5: him to sleep in the spare bed because the snaw
Speaker 5: is really loud. And we've tried earplugs, we've tried the
Speaker 5: mouth guard. We tried everything and it just wouldn't work.
Speaker 5: So is that why, No, that's extreme.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So and now we live together, but we're not together romantically,
Speaker 5: so that's interesting.
Speaker 4: I've got another friend in the same position as you,
Speaker 4: So they're co parenting with their children.
Speaker 1: They've got two kids.
Speaker 4: They're living in the one house and they've got a
Speaker 4: bedroom et and they've got one child.
Speaker 2: In how's it going? Is it working for you? It works? Well?
Speaker 2: You know what, whatever works you do you is my
Speaker 2: philosophy in life, and so you don't have to conform
Speaker 2: to the norm.
Speaker 4: Can I ask Sam? What if someone wants meets someone
Speaker 4: and wants to bring them home.
Speaker 2: Is that allowed?
Speaker 5: I think because my our daughter is still very young
Speaker 5: and we're still like, I'm the first time mum, so
Speaker 5: it's my head is not there would with him, yeah right,
Speaker 5: it was to happen where we're civil. We're more best
Speaker 5: friends than anything.
Speaker 2: But we say that I would not be civil until
Speaker 2: he rocks up with Debbie. Not be civil, No, God
Speaker 2: would spit them mate, honestly.
Speaker 1: Because I've got a friend in a similar situation. I know.
Speaker 2: But if Paul your partner, if you guys split and
Speaker 2: you guys live together, and he rocked.
Speaker 3: Up with you know, they wouldn't be living together.
Speaker 1: If he could live on in a tent in the park,
Speaker 1: if he wants, he's not living.
Speaker 2: I like you to let him stay in Victoria. That's cute.
Speaker 1: He'd be on the first plane back to Queensland. Kidding.
Speaker 1: We're not splitting. We're happy, happy, happy, is with everything
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: He's the airport going damn, I'm staying Catherine, Morning, Catherine,
Speaker 2: Good morning, guys.
Speaker 11: How are you you?
Speaker 2: We're excellent, welcome to the show. Are you sleeping separate bedrooms?
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, so.
Speaker 11: We've been together nearly twenty five years. A few years
Speaker 11: ago mom and dad just said, oh we've got our
Speaker 11: own rooms because dad so he's a horrible snorer. So
Speaker 11: mums still been a full time worker couldn't stand it.
Speaker 11: So she's like, no, we're having our own rooms. And
Speaker 11: at first I'm like, no, that really weird.
Speaker 1: You can't do that.
Speaker 11: Get married. And then after about eighteen months ago, my
Speaker 11: husband snoring has just gotten worse and worse. I'm like,
Speaker 11: you're in the stare room and it's just he's been
Speaker 11: in the sare room ever since and it has been
Speaker 11: a game changer.
Speaker 1: Does it made you a happier couple?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 7: We hated each other so tired.
Speaker 2: Ye.
Speaker 11: Yeah, and now it's like a person and the kids
Speaker 11: are like, you don't even love each other. You're in
Speaker 11: the summer rooms and we're like, no, we we do,
Speaker 11: but that just gnaws too much. So we have we
Speaker 11: and sleepovers and that's fine. Way friendly. Were just brought
Speaker 11: a nice little spark.
Speaker 1: When you say you're sleeping in separate rooms, Catherine, do
Speaker 1: you have fully?
Speaker 3: Like do you have?
Speaker 4: Would you say you have separate bedrooms? Like are your
Speaker 4: wardrobes in separate?
Speaker 2: Put up? Like you know, the pies, posters and that
Speaker 2: sort of thing.
Speaker 11: You will throw a start. He's a crow supporter, but no,
Speaker 11: we've still got everything in the same films.
Speaker 7: I've got the on screen.
Speaker 11: Of course we still use the same bathroom. We've still
Speaker 11: got to cloy, like his coboard has still got like
Speaker 11: all the snow gear and my room.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a classic spare room normal, right, Yeah, his
Speaker 2: room is still the spare room. Did you see Edwena Bartholomew, Yes,
Speaker 2: from Sunrise at the weekend yesterday, right up in Stellar
Speaker 2: and spoke about how not only her and her partner
Speaker 2: sleep in separate bedrooms, they sleep in separate houses. Oh wow,
Speaker 2: she's got a unit that she stays in.
Speaker 4: A couple of nights a week because she does the Sunrise. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so she will get up in the middle of the
Speaker 4: morning and he stays at home with the kid.
Speaker 2: That kid.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she sounds like snoring is a big issue. Hey, yeah,
Speaker 3: but that's a whole pretty old man bought from the
Speaker 3: pharmacy a low boarder for me, a ring, yes, the
Speaker 3: sleep ring, sleeping for your I think it's a pinky,
Speaker 3: or is it?
Speaker 2: And then Luke came home with some other clamp form
Speaker 2: my nose. I'm like, you're trying to stop. What is this?
Speaker 1: What body part does the sleepering go on?
Speaker 3: No, it goes on your pinky and it worked, It
Speaker 3: worked well. It stopped him, stopped him snoring. He's going
Speaker 3: to get one for mom, because moms.
Speaker 1: I love your parents.
Speaker 2: They're going to be bullinged out mate.
Speaker 1: The pharmacy sleep ring. It's a sleeper logging at it now,
Speaker 1: sleep ring.
Speaker 2: Louis, if you're listening, can you swing past chemists warehouse
Speaker 2: and grab a sleeping amp?
Speaker 1: Kel am kell shoulders.
Speaker 3: Seriously, a sleep ring and it worked. Dad bought them
Speaker 3: freeze mates.
Speaker 1: Not an aural ring, an anxiety ring.
Speaker 2: Snoring ring, best sleep ring.
Speaker 3: I'm looking up snoring ring.
Speaker 1: This must be great radio for anyone out there with
Speaker 1: a snorer, will get the solution.
Speaker 3: Snoring ring ring ring.
Speaker 1: No doesn't exist, Clint doesn't exist. What about the people? No, no, no,
Speaker 1: what about the people that are taping their mouth shut?
Speaker 1: That's a whole what.
Speaker 3: Taping? Yes, I see it.
Speaker 1: I see it on the instagrams all the time. It's
Speaker 1: a new thing.
Speaker 4: People buy this special tape and you tape your mouth
Speaker 4: shut and you only breathe through your nose, and you
Speaker 4: meant to wake up feeling like a new human.
Speaker 1: Should we try it? Anyone out there use.
Speaker 2: The mouth tape that rattles me. It reminds me of
Speaker 2: the horrific story.
Speaker 1: Have you ever seen it? I'm getting all these targeted ads.
Speaker 1: I talk too much. You could die, No, you can't,
Speaker 1: you've got it, nose, nostrils.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you couldn't die, You've got multiple Can I just say,
Speaker 2: We've got a friend of ours who was in a
Speaker 2: horrific accident overseas one. She's totally fine now, but she
Speaker 2: broke her joy, her jaw and do you know what
Speaker 2: that to do? Wire her jaw shut, Her mouth was
Speaker 2: wired shut, and she had to basically drink through a
Speaker 2: straw for four months. Oh my gosh, breathe through her nose,
Speaker 2: like you were saying with the tape. But you know
Speaker 2: what they gave her at the hospital little scissors to
Speaker 2: carry with her everywhere she goes. So if in the
Speaker 2: events she ever vomited, she needed to cut the wire
Speaker 2: straight away, otherwise she checking on her own vomit.
Speaker 1: That's the worst story I've ever heard.
Speaker 2: No, and she told us, swear to God, And she
Speaker 2: told us at dinner.
Speaker 4: So she walked around like she didn't talk to you
Speaker 4: at dinner. You didn't take someone, No, you could only
Speaker 4: have liquid out for dinner.
Speaker 1: You didn't do that, you're a cruel person.
Speaker 2: I did. It was my shout, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: She was telling us the story at dinner.
Speaker 3: She'd fully here retrospectively.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but everywhere she went she had to carry scissors.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yes. So when you say like taping people's mouth mouth tape.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you everyone's doing it. I'd love to hear
Speaker 1: from someone who.
Speaker 3: I have seen it.
Speaker 2: Now. It starts with a bit of gaffes into your
Speaker 2: mouth and it's cable ties around the hands.
Speaker 1: The tape. No, what's happening in your cussion? No, no,
Speaker 1: it's definitely found the ring.
Speaker 3: It's snorings how much fifty bucks?
Speaker 2: So you found a lot quicker than us Amazon, Well
Speaker 2: that's not quick.
Speaker 3: Three sizes.
Speaker 2: You told us a count as well.
Speaker 1: Do they have the mouth tape on this?
Speaker 3: We've got them chemics warehouse too.
Speaker 2: Right there you go. We are getting out of here
Speaker 2: big not tonight. If you're heading to the g have fun.
Speaker 2: Thank you for being what do we think guys? Melbourne
Speaker 2: by what tags?
Speaker 1: By five?
Speaker 4: Really I've really comfortable circle on back in Melbourne today.
Speaker 4: It's an Australian to not back your team.
Speaker 2: Melbourne by five five points five points five goals.
Speaker 1: D Bath, I think you're probably going to be closest
Speaker 1: to the pin, but I'm going to go for the
Speaker 1: my mighty tags. Maybe don't come back.
Speaker 2: Like Clint said, special games like this, even Petrarca said
Speaker 2: it earlier. You go into it focused like you're actually
Speaker 2: about to play a Grand Final and the seas.
Speaker 3: Will blow full before the buy shocking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were, you know, couldn't hit a target.
Speaker 1: There's certainly a huge weekend. The footy today does feel
Speaker 1: like Friday, doesn't It should go and give.
Speaker 2: Them that motivational speech tonight. If you are heading along
Speaker 2: to the g two things. One is keep an eye
Speaker 2: out on Swan Street. Lauren, Clint and myself will be
Speaker 2: there from about four thirty, going up and down the street.
Speaker 2: Shake your hand, say hey, and you could win ten k. Yes,
Speaker 2: where our pocket's going to be full of money. We
Speaker 2: got every one hundredth person we shake hands with, we'll
Speaker 2: hand over one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Now we're doing it between four thirty and five thirty
Speaker 4: because you've got to be in your seats for the
Speaker 4: ANZAC presentation at six point thirty tonight.
Speaker 1: It is a very very important day on our calendar tomorrow.
Speaker 4: A shout out and thank you to all of our
Speaker 4: service men and women currently serving and those who have
Speaker 4: served before.
Speaker 2: Don't we forget you're doing service. Get out support. I'm
Speaker 2: taking the boys down to Hampton RSEL and then and
Speaker 2: then I'll head up to elston Wick RSEL for a
Speaker 2: better two up. They do it well there. They do
Speaker 2: a two hour magic show for the kids.
Speaker 3: Oh well, Daddy goes and disappears.
Speaker 2: He is anyway, have a great day an we will
Speaker 2: see you on Friday.
Speaker 3: We are great.
Speaker 6: Thank you.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren Jason Lauren Wake up feeling Good on number
Speaker 4: one hundred.
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