Speaker 1: Welcome to person number one podcast.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Jamo and Dylan Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're on the way that Dance Bra little Man
Speaker 3: Trip with before. Good day, guys, and welcome back to
Speaker 3: another episode of The Jammo and Dylan Show. We're filming
Speaker 3: at night last week, it was slightly earlier. We've had
Speaker 3: some documents to sign we have. I'm sure you guys
Speaker 3: will hear more about that soon. But yeah, it is
Speaker 3: nighttime outside. It's getting very dark and it feels a
Speaker 3: little bit foreign. But it reminds me of when we
Speaker 3: had Lockey made one who's now late one.
Speaker 2: He's now father, he is a father now adulations lucky.
Speaker 3: I'd love to have him on as a father to
Speaker 3: discuss being a father as well, the changes. How good
Speaker 3: is baby Remy, like, does she sleep through the night?
Speaker 1: These things.
Speaker 2: It would be good to get update Becauselachlan was a
Speaker 2: regular figure on the show.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: I think he's had three appearances from memory, quite a few.
Speaker 1: What's your guess? Three or four?
Speaker 2: I want to say maybe four.
Speaker 1: I'm going to go conservative with the three. Maybe four.
Speaker 3: He was on very early we had conspiracy episodes. Some
Speaker 3: of you guys that have listened since the start. Loved
Speaker 3: having Lockie on.
Speaker 2: Conspiracy episodes are good. There's just not that many conspiracies
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 3: And last time we spoke to him, he said he
Speaker 3: didn't have any conspiracies in the bank.
Speaker 2: Creator to go, Ben Swanson he also likes conspiracies, Yes,
Speaker 2: he does, Dear Sunday, I'm just hard these days. I
Speaker 2: feel like every conspiracy is known and talked about.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we're having a look before because we wanted to
Speaker 3: talk a little bit about them. So if you guys
Speaker 3: have any that we might not know of, or just
Speaker 3: like I guess, a case or a story. It can
Speaker 3: even be a bit true crimey. Yes, I like a
Speaker 3: bit of true crime, as do I. I love watching
Speaker 3: some of those videos on TikTok and they've got like
Speaker 3: part one, two, three, and then you end up watching
Speaker 3: a whole documentary.
Speaker 2: Does that? Gabby Potito one, i'ven't watched it yet.
Speaker 1: I haven't either.
Speaker 2: I want to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very interesting that one, very interesting.
Speaker 2: Sixty eight. He's been on two times so far.
Speaker 1: Okay, three, I feel like it's three.
Speaker 2: I've got I thought we did Crack four Lucky.
Speaker 3: But Conspiracy Theory episode one, I've got episode sixty eight,
Speaker 3: and then I've also got episode thirty six four.
Speaker 2: Years What is that? So he'd become last time he
Speaker 2: came on was what?
Speaker 3: Yeah, damn, we're selling air fresheners. That would have been
Speaker 3: like nearly two years ago. Sure, yeah, that's close to
Speaker 3: to no doubt.
Speaker 1: Look at that. What a coincidence. Look what I'm wearing?
Speaker 2: Oh, the same show, I reckon.
Speaker 3: I've worn this shirt four times on the podcast in
Speaker 3: what two hundred and sixty four episodes? Yep, and he
Speaker 3: happened to be in one of them. There you go,
Speaker 3: what a coincidence? Out lucky story game?
Speaker 1: Deal, do you have them ready?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got one right.
Speaker 3: I read first last week, so you read first this week.
Speaker 3: Just to update you, guys, we do the story game
Speaker 3: every week. We've adapted it from backside in the UK.
Speaker 3: Our game is a bit different though. We have to
Speaker 3: pick the true story. We have to find the truth
Speaker 3: within the fake. Yes, yeah, so, deal was going to
Speaker 3: read out three stories, three headlines. Two of them have
Speaker 3: been made up. One of them's real.
Speaker 1: I am on a hot losing street.
Speaker 2: You're old, you're oh and three, I'm two and one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So let's go here, see how I go today.
Speaker 3: I'm going to try my hardest, but I'm not going
Speaker 3: to put too much pressure on myself because I'll crumble.
Speaker 2: Story number one QR code stickers mysteriously appear on one
Speaker 2: thousand Munich graves. Authorities in Munich, Germany, are investigating the
Speaker 2: sudden appearance of QR code stickers on approximately one thousand graves.
Speaker 2: Visitors reported scanning the codes, which led to various unrelated websites,
Speaker 2: including advertisements and prank videos. The motive behind this act
Speaker 2: remains unclear, and officials are working to remove the stickers
Speaker 2: and identify those responsible.
Speaker 1: Like me to move on, yes please.
Speaker 2: Story number two. Norwegian town bands walking while using phones
Speaker 2: after spy in accidents. The small town of Aldasnez, Norway,
Speaker 2: has passed a controversial new rule banning residents from walking
Speaker 2: while using their smartphones in busy public areas. The decision
Speaker 2: comes after a series of minor accidents, including people walking
Speaker 2: into street signs, cyclists, and even falling into a canal.
Speaker 2: Police say enforcement will focus on education rather than fines,
Speaker 2: but repeat offenders could face a three hundred krona penalty.
Speaker 1: Move on please.
Speaker 2: Story number three. Saudi Arabia announces plans for world's first
Speaker 2: air conditioned outdoor highway. Saudi Arabia has reportedly unveiled plans
Speaker 2: to build the words first air conditioned outdoor highway as
Speaker 2: part of its Vision twenty thirty initiative. The proposed ten
Speaker 2: kilometer stretch near Riad would use massive soul of powered
Speaker 2: cooling systems to lower road temperatures for drivers. Officials claim
Speaker 2: the project is aimed at reducing heat related vehicle breakdowns
Speaker 2: and making summer travel more comfortable. However, in environmental groups
Speaker 2: of raised concerns over the energy consumption required for such
Speaker 2: a system.
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a lot of pressure on this now, I said,
Speaker 1: I didn't.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of pressure on this one.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to feel the pressure. But I'm feeling
Speaker 3: it a little bit. Do you want to hear some
Speaker 3: of my thinking or should we just go straight into it.
Speaker 2: I'm happy to hear the thinking. Yeah, probably need the
Speaker 2: thinking today, all right. Thinking story one gut feeling is
Speaker 2: it's the truth. Story number two, which was the that's
Speaker 2: the Norwegian town.
Speaker 3: Norwegian Town sounds eerily similar to like a chat GPT
Speaker 3: from last week, which was something to do with the
Speaker 3: traffic lights and the smiley faces and stuff like that,
Speaker 3: and like I said, like, I got it wrong obviously,
Speaker 3: as I have with all of them. But I've seen
Speaker 3: stuff like that before. So there's a world where it
Speaker 3: can be true. And I'm going to rule that one
Speaker 3: out as the true one, and then the third one
Speaker 3: is read. And I know that in Saudi Arabia they
Speaker 3: do some crazy stuff. I think they have a World
Speaker 3: Cup coming their way four, I want to say, so
Speaker 3: they want to get that up and running for twenty
Speaker 3: thirty pretty sure, And I can also see a world
Speaker 3: in which that could happen. But I'm thinking what would
Speaker 3: the benefit of an air condition highway be. I'm going
Speaker 3: to lock in the first one because I think that
Speaker 3: that's something that we would have done, not on a
Speaker 3: grave site, but I feel like people would have done
Speaker 3: that as a prank and they find it funnier because
Speaker 3: it was at a cemetery.
Speaker 1: Is it true you've.
Speaker 2: Broken the streak? Yeah, he's got one right. Story number
Speaker 2: one true.
Speaker 1: Oh that is relieving.
Speaker 2: Story number one true.
Speaker 1: That is very relieving.
Speaker 3: What I'm just trying to think when as soon as
Speaker 3: you were saying it, and like the depth you went
Speaker 3: into and stuff, my gut feeling was instant that I
Speaker 3: feel like it's real. And then all I was doing
Speaker 3: in my head was trying to confirm that the others
Speaker 3: are faith.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1: Oh that's relieving, very relieving.
Speaker 2: My god, all right, GBT was hard this week. I ye, really,
Speaker 2: it gave me some horrible ones first, as.
Speaker 3: Did I all right. New study finds that checking your
Speaker 3: phone first thing in the morning can increase stress levels
Speaker 3: by up to forty percent. A recent study from the
Speaker 3: New Zealand Institute of Mental Health has revealed that people
Speaker 3: who check their phones immediately after waking up experience a
Speaker 3: forty percent increase in stress and anxiety levels throughout the day.
Speaker 3: Doctor Emily Carter, the lead researcher, says that the influx
Speaker 3: of notifications, emails, and social media updates can triggered the
Speaker 3: brain's stress response before it has fully woken up. We
Speaker 3: recommend waiting at least thirty minutes before engaging with screens
Speaker 3: in the morning. Carter advisors instead try stretching, drinking water,
Speaker 3: or going outside in some fresh air findings, eighty five
Speaker 3: percent of the survey respondents admitted they still reach for
Speaker 3: their phone within the first five minutes of waking up.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's story number one.
Speaker 3: New traffic laws could see mobile phone finds increase by
Speaker 3: fifty percent. Drivers caught using their mobile phones behind the
Speaker 3: wheell could soon face even harsher penalties, with a proposed
Speaker 3: law set to increase fines by fifty percent in an
Speaker 3: effort to curb distracted driving. Currently finds vary by state
Speaker 3: in Australia, whilst with some exceeding one thousand dollars, but
Speaker 3: road safety advocates argue that even stricter penalties are needed
Speaker 3: to prevent accidents. Distracted driving is now one of the
Speaker 3: leading causes of road fatalities, said Transport Minister Greg Dawson.
Speaker 3: We need to send a clear message that using your
Speaker 3: phone while driving is simply not worth the risk. The
Speaker 3: proposal is expected to be debated in Parliament next month,
Speaker 3: with many supporting tougher penalties to improve road safety. Story
Speaker 3: number three, the highest of a thousand eggs in Pennsylvania
Speaker 3: becomes a who done it? That police have yet to
Speaker 3: crack little pun I like that, I like it, I
Speaker 3: like it four days after the theft that law enforcements
Speaker 3: say could have been tied to the sky high cost
Speaker 3: of eggs. No leads have come in yet. Trooper first
Speaker 3: Class Megan Fraser and, a spokesperson for Pennsylvania State Police,
Speaker 3: said on Wednesday, we're relying on leads from people from
Speaker 3: the community, so we're hoping that somebody knows something and
Speaker 3: they'll give us some tips. Police are following up with
Speaker 3: any potential possible witnesses and looking into surveillance footage that
Speaker 3: could help them identify the perpetrator as they race to
Speaker 3: solve the mystery.
Speaker 2: Three good stories.
Speaker 1: So you want the stories again? They're the headlines.
Speaker 2: I've got them. I've got them. One and two are
Speaker 2: good stories. Yes, I think I'm going to rule out three.
Speaker 2: Three sounds a bit like murder mystery board game. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know, but I don't mind it. In two
Speaker 2: are very good.
Speaker 3: Number one is check the phone in the stress levels
Speaker 3: see phones correct finds increase.
Speaker 2: Both of them are good. Both of them makes sense. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and then the phone one would make sense for sure.
Speaker 2: It's tough to pick between. Yeah, it really is. Okay,
Speaker 2: I feel like the true one the phone one that's
Speaker 2: not true, No, which one's true? Number three really fucking hell?
Speaker 1: Crazy? Wow. I would have never guessed that the highest
Speaker 1: of one hundred thousand eggs.
Speaker 2: The highest of that one didn't even sound real. No, wow, you.
Speaker 3: Know what I did with chat gpt this week though,
Speaker 3: really really told chat gpt to just make the stories
Speaker 3: less funny, because yeah, yeah, because the problem that I've
Speaker 3: found with the stories were they were trying to be
Speaker 3: too witty and too smart, too funny, And if they're
Speaker 3: like that every week, then you might be able.
Speaker 2: To pick it a bit easier.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I tried to find more vanilla stories. I
Speaker 3: guess that made sense, and I guess it works, But.
Speaker 2: I would have never picked a thousand eggs.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So that's that US news. And that's the.
Speaker 2: Last of one thousand eggs.
Speaker 3: February sixth and yeah, apparently egg prices are getting so high.
Speaker 2: So someone stole a thousand eggs.
Speaker 1: I reckon surely that they were trying to steal something else.
Speaker 2: And then there happened to also be a thousand eggs there.
Speaker 1: But it was an egg truck.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1: On the weekend, we went and played paddle with rog
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: How good is that great?
Speaker 3: But it was also so so difficult because we only
Speaker 3: had three We searched far and wide, basically Pete, one
Speaker 3: of our friends. He pulled out lates, which was very
Speaker 3: annoying to be honest, and I hope he sees this.
Speaker 2: We asked over eleven ten eleven people. Eleven got eleven.
Speaker 3: Nose and it was within like a twenty four hour period,
Speaker 3: so I understand why people had weekend.
Speaker 2: Plan eleven noses a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that just makes me feel like people don't like
Speaker 2: us as people. So we had to play with three,
Speaker 2: which was it was difficult.
Speaker 3: We did one v one, then we did two v one,
Speaker 3: but it's designed to be a two v two.
Speaker 2: Court is big as hard. It's a different game one
Speaker 2: v one on a doubles a sorry, on a regular
Speaker 2: paddle court.
Speaker 3: Do you love the sport though? I do love I
Speaker 3: love the sport. I love the sport and hopefully we'll
Speaker 3: be doing something with West Coast Paddle soon, one of
Speaker 3: the great sports in the world. So yeah, we want
Speaker 3: to go to paddle, we want to go on play,
Speaker 3: we want to have fun, and we want to get
Speaker 3: rog again.
Speaker 2: So it was his first time playing. He enjoys the sport.
Speaker 2: He liked it got better near the end too, he did.
Speaker 3: We had low expectations of him and he exceeded them.
Speaker 2: Just yep.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we'll get a few more to play
Speaker 3: and we'll show you guys what it's all about. But
Speaker 3: we're very excited for that and I just want to
Speaker 3: I just want to play more. Like if there was
Speaker 3: something closer to home, it would bet.
Speaker 2: Everything's thirty plus minutes away. There's only three paddle courts
Speaker 2: in w A and they're all north all two of
Speaker 2: them north through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then there's one in the Swan Valley, so
Speaker 3: that's also like half hour. But that one's like overpriced
Speaker 3: because it's like a boutique spa type of place.
Speaker 1: Twenty five per person.
Speaker 3: It's not too bad. It's a bit more than the others,
Speaker 3: but that would be cool. It's like a instead of
Speaker 3: the blue court, they've got like a clay court.
Speaker 1: Via that type of color. It's very aesthetic.
Speaker 2: I like it.
Speaker 1: Maybe we should play.
Speaker 3: That's where we go and play with Kylie and Grace
Speaker 3: instagrammy yeah photos and that on the clay court. On
Speaker 3: the clay court, I like that we can.
Speaker 1: Wear all white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like we're at Wimbleden.
Speaker 1: French Open French.
Speaker 3: They were like they wear white as well, even though
Speaker 3: they don't have to na, but it looks cool when
Speaker 3: the Clay's.
Speaker 1: All over them.
Speaker 2: Ye that extra heroes bro.
Speaker 1: For sure.
Speaker 2: I just want to get rog on this fucking show
Speaker 2: man who never come on the show.
Speaker 1: Well, we always try.
Speaker 3: We told you guys that we're going to do revision
Speaker 3: for the Spanish lessons that we've been doing. Now we've
Speaker 3: got information a lot. Now we've got maybe i'll say
Speaker 3: sixty percent of what we've learned written down. Maddie d
Speaker 3: doesn't provide that for us.
Speaker 1: However, we do.
Speaker 3: Appreciate his teaching and how good he is what he does,
Speaker 3: and he's also learning as well.
Speaker 1: You need to remember that.
Speaker 3: But yeah, Megan's been writing down stuff for us, which
Speaker 3: is great, and we've put it into chat GPT and
Speaker 3: said pop quiz, a little pop quiz. So let's go
Speaker 3: through this. We'll see how well we go. There's about
Speaker 3: thirty of them. Will zip through them and we'll see
Speaker 3: how we go. They didn't do the best quiz like
Speaker 3: it's just.
Speaker 1: Word translate, word translate.
Speaker 3: I'd love to put it into action, but I guess
Speaker 3: maybe Meghan and I don't know if it's a Megan
Speaker 3: or Meghan, but maybe her and Maddie d can make
Speaker 3: a quiz.
Speaker 1: For us for next week.
Speaker 3: That'd be good, so they can actually give us phrases
Speaker 3: and stuff like that to answer.
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's have a look at some of these. We're
Speaker 1: kicking it off. How do we say that? One again? Yeah? Two?
Speaker 1: Because I'm pretty sure the why is just like an e,
Speaker 1: that's a and what was that? It's it's gott to
Speaker 1: question to you? And you?
Speaker 2: Is that what it means?
Speaker 1: Should we lock that in?
Speaker 2: I want to say, and you and you?
Speaker 3: Let let's lock it in? Going down here, yeah, come on?
Speaker 3: One from one good start?
Speaker 2: Ihoro his brother, and I'm sure Ihor must be brother. Yeah,
Speaker 2: going down same same Why did it put them together?
Speaker 2: Confusing me? Yeah, okay, brother, I'm ticking that off.
Speaker 1: Let's ticket ticket off?
Speaker 3: Soho his son famos, let's go come on, come on,
Speaker 3: not even checking the answer for that. Mirda that ship yeah,
Speaker 3: so these are both insults. So mirda ship five, which was.
Speaker 2: All right, ask me a beer, please pass me? That's right?
Speaker 2: A last Navid Dad, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 3: Ry Christmas salud, which is cheers and also cheers, luego a.
Speaker 2: See you later. Yeah, like a good yeah, it's like casual.
Speaker 3: Let's have a little double check number ten later beautiful
Speaker 3: and just on that one before where we had chiitten
Speaker 3: chin and whatnot.
Speaker 1: So we had cheers for a toast and the formal
Speaker 1: a formal which.
Speaker 3: Was beautiful salude is Kissierra reservoir una messa reserve one table.
Speaker 2: Yeah, is that like I would like to reserve a table.
Speaker 2: I would like I would like reserve a table. I'd
Speaker 2: like to reserve a table. Yeah, yeah, I would like
Speaker 2: to reserve same beautiful.
Speaker 1: Okay, then we have commerstas. So, good morning. How are you?
Speaker 1: That's twelve, Yes, let's go.
Speaker 3: All right, it's like good, I'm well, yeah, I'm good,
Speaker 3: I'm well thirteen.
Speaker 1: Look for the answer. I'm good, beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 3: What's up up? Not even we just had it. That's
Speaker 3: good morning, we just had it. Oh, just take bro away.
Speaker 3: What's up, sister? Yeah, yeah, yeah, what's Upamo?
Speaker 2: My name?
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, Maamo my name.
Speaker 2: That's a that's something, bitch, that's a very offensive.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to think, son.
Speaker 2: Of a son of a bit.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's go let's go.
Speaker 2: Quiet, sit down, something is shut up, sit down. The
Speaker 2: same thing. I like that.
Speaker 1: I like where we're up to es. So that is
Speaker 1: I'm well and and you beautiful. That had that as.
Speaker 2: Well, Alice Navidad if a lease, and.
Speaker 1: We had Merry Christmas and happy New Year.
Speaker 3: Let's go los numeros, Soko says.
Speaker 1: Whever.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, astago chic goes astellaego chickas So that's like
Speaker 2: see you always see your girls.
Speaker 1: Yep, concert to Madre.
Speaker 2: Disrespectful, concert concent to your mom. I feel like it's rude,
Speaker 2: but I can't remember something like that.
Speaker 3: Conche are conce to Madre. I'm just gonna have a
Speaker 3: look at the answer. Oh just as very offensive phrase
Speaker 3: used as an insult. Maybe it doesn't have a direct translation.
Speaker 1: So we're right again. I love you, yep, el Padre
Speaker 1: like that dad?
Speaker 2: Is that ele Madre? Mom elmano my brother, my sister,
Speaker 2: my sister, my son, Like yeah, yeah, that's oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The father, the father, the mother, the brother, the sister,
Speaker 2: the son, the daughters. Pretty good.
Speaker 1: Actually, how do you guys do?
Speaker 2: I would say I done really well. Seventy five for sure,
Speaker 2: maybe more. Bro.
Speaker 1: I'm I'm thinking like we only got one wrong.
Speaker 2: We were good. Let's have a lot has stuck. It'd
Speaker 2: be harder if it was in English, and then we
Speaker 2: had to say how to say for sure? But that's
Speaker 2: where we're going to next. Well, let's okay, and you too,
Speaker 2: brother son.
Speaker 1: Brother eho, Let's go ms ship.
Speaker 2: Bitch, Yes, ye Sierra Reservoir.
Speaker 3: That's a good one, comes us, yes, comes uses.
Speaker 1: Then we have what's up, bro? Good mornings?
Speaker 3: We had the same yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yea, my
Speaker 3: name is more yes, son of a bitch. Obviously that
Speaker 3: was contes yeah no, no, yeah, yes, okay, good, shut up,
Speaker 3: sit down.
Speaker 2: That one's Cali Cali calient call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, something like that. Okay. Then we
Speaker 1: had I'm good and you so is that?
Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go at least Navi Dad?
Speaker 1: And where.
Speaker 2: Where I forgot that one?
Speaker 1: Be least Navid Dad? And then what is it? What's
Speaker 1: the middle bit? Is a y a last Navi Dad?
Speaker 1: At least.
Speaker 2: Yeahev or something.
Speaker 1: Let's have a quick look.
Speaker 2: Twenty five a year and yeah, yeah the numbers, So
Speaker 2: how do they say the numbers?
Speaker 3: Hm?
Speaker 2: Is it like Italian?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, like the actual word.
Speaker 2: The numbers, No, lost numerals.
Speaker 1: Lost numeros. And that was.
Speaker 3: Who knows, who know, who know those things, they.
Speaker 2: Those Italian I don't know. I say it's some nuevo
Speaker 2: and then the yes or something yes, yes, let's.
Speaker 1: Have a quick little run through here, Yes, who know?
Speaker 1: Does thress quatro?
Speaker 2: Where where the yeah?
Speaker 1: And then Chico Chica. Then we had the okay something.
Speaker 2: Madre, I don't know, love, we haven't learned, we haven't
Speaker 2: learned those Wait, so it's just it's el men for
Speaker 2: the men laugh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so l ljo madremana like,
Speaker 2: there we go. We're pretty good. I'm actually very impressed
Speaker 2: with our progress.
Speaker 1: We've done pretty well.
Speaker 2: I think stringing on our toes trying to have a
Speaker 2: conversation would still be very hard, but we'd understand the
Speaker 2: general consensus.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we we know.
Speaker 3: If someone's asking a question, we'd pick up things. And
Speaker 3: I might even start watching a bit of Narcos again
Speaker 3: just to get back to it, just an excuse to
Speaker 3: watch it again and learn a little bit like that
Speaker 3: great stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, that's Spanish section done. It's now time to
Speaker 1: dive into your deepest and darkest confessions. Let's hear what
Speaker 1: the people have to get off their chest.
Speaker 2: Just listen to the latest pod and had a flashback
Speaker 2: to when I worked at a car wash when I
Speaker 2: was sixteen. There's always some dodgy characters working at car
Speaker 2: washess and my colleagues were no different. One was a
Speaker 2: scrawny drug dealer who would use the car wash to
Speaker 2: help his side hustle. His customers would drive in get
Speaker 2: a car wash like any other customer, but then be
Speaker 2: dealt some goods in the process. That's genius. That is genius, honestly.
Speaker 2: Another was a man child who would skateboard, wear backward caps,
Speaker 2: and consume Monster Energy drinks on the regular.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Boy, the man child, let's call him Mitch. Once told
Speaker 2: me a story about the dealer, call him Dean. You
Speaker 2: know you hear that name too much, like too many
Speaker 2: Baby Dean's Dean, Baby Dean bro Little Bean Dean. He said,
Speaker 2: when Dean was fourteen, his girlfriend cheated on him, so
Speaker 2: to get back at her, he did the only logical
Speaker 2: thing to do. He proceeded to sleep with their mum.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 2: The mom then got pregnant and went ahead with the baby.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 2: This is some some trash right here, This is some
Speaker 2: trailer park trash. Obviously, I didn't believe this story and
Speaker 2: thought Mitch was taking the piss. But then one day
Speaker 2: Dean asked me to close up as he's leaving early
Speaker 2: and getting picked up by someone. This someone then arrives
Speaker 2: and it's none other than the mum and his child.
Speaker 2: They fit the profile of how Mitch described them perfectly,
Speaker 2: and my jaw hit the floor. This story was completely real,
Speaker 2: and we believe that source because it's a trust. We
Speaker 2: know this guy and he's a trusted trusted man, trusted great.
Speaker 2: He wouldn't lie to us because he never has. He's
Speaker 2: a great individual, a great human. Bro. Drug dealing at
Speaker 2: the Wash. I like it.
Speaker 1: Well, it is like an ultimate money Launders breaking bad.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Bro, So he's an entrepreneur, young father. Yeah he's
Speaker 2: making it happen. Bro. But still that moment, Bro, when
Speaker 2: you because you would think that story is fake, Mitch.
Speaker 2: You know this man child with it telling you with
Speaker 2: a backwards cap and a skateboard in his hand. Then
Speaker 2: you see the car pull up, Bro, the Commodore, and
Speaker 2: you think, oh my goodness, who's to seat in the back,
Speaker 2: crazy Bro, shout out Dino. Man, He's just trying to
Speaker 2: make a living for his family.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for footy deal footies nearly back.
Speaker 2: Are we two weeks from round.
Speaker 4: Round?
Speaker 1: Yeah, not too far away. Very excited.
Speaker 2: You know, a couple of pre season games are happening. Unfortunately,
Speaker 2: some players are already going down, some big names. Happens
Speaker 2: every preseason.
Speaker 1: I just want to quickly talk about this. So I
Speaker 1: don't know if you saw it.
Speaker 3: Dan Gorainge has kicked back off started his podcast again
Speaker 3: and he was talking about what you would do to
Speaker 3: see your team win a premiership, the lengths you would
Speaker 3: go to you.
Speaker 2: Would lose a leg? Did he say stop going to
Speaker 2: the pub? Yeah? So the question was basically, what would
Speaker 2: you do to see your team win a premiership? But
Speaker 2: whatever forfeit it is, it is for the last seven
Speaker 2: years of your life. So for example, you've got seven
Speaker 2: years to live post premiership win. Then you only have
Speaker 2: to deal with whatever it is for seven so as
Speaker 2: you see the flag and then you're going to die
Speaker 2: in seven years or is it the punishment is seven
Speaker 2: years after the flag, So you've got seven years to
Speaker 2: live and that's how you're going to spend those seven years.
Speaker 2: But you get to see a flag.
Speaker 3: So let's just say, for our argument's sake, you get
Speaker 3: told that you're terminally ill and they say you've probably
Speaker 3: got seven years left.
Speaker 1: You've probably got seven years? What would you do?
Speaker 2: And some of the things that these boys were doing crazy?
Speaker 4: What it was?
Speaker 2: It started off tame is more like never go to
Speaker 2: the pub.
Speaker 1: I'll just play the clip.
Speaker 5: And this is like, how far are you willing to
Speaker 5: go with your last seven years? You haven't seen him
Speaker 5: for the Saints. You might have seen him in seven
Speaker 5: years live.
Speaker 4: What would you do? Would you give up eating chocolate?
Speaker 2: Absolutely would give up eating.
Speaker 5: I think toilet every time you have a toilet number two, out,
Speaker 5: toilet papers out sand papers in.
Speaker 2: See I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 4: I'm still doing it.
Speaker 2: Would you do you?
Speaker 4: Yeah? See Blues in a flag give up going to
Speaker 4: the pub.
Speaker 1: I could do it. I have to do it. I'll
Speaker 1: give the other way seven years to.
Speaker 4: Sleep and I can see Blues fla haven't seen them
Speaker 4: win one yet.
Speaker 2: Get your team's.
Speaker 5: Guernsey tattooed on your tour so full body tattoo.
Speaker 4: In color. Actually I would I go that. I'm still
Speaker 4: gone this.
Speaker 2: Far like ship down loser foot is kind of crazy.
Speaker 4: I'd lose a leg and then I go as far
Speaker 4: as if they said, now eat it.
Speaker 3: I listened to the full podcast and he said, oh,
Speaker 3: but I get to choose the way I eat it,
Speaker 3: so I get to barbecue at myself and then eat it.
Speaker 1: And then someone said, oh, they're going.
Speaker 3: To get Ai to like show what he looks like
Speaker 3: after all of that, like a leg off eating a
Speaker 3: leg on it.
Speaker 2: With a cart and jumper tattooed on his body.
Speaker 3: The co host Oli Gill, he made a good point
Speaker 3: about the tattoo. He said he wouldn't do it, but
Speaker 3: it's only for the last seven years of your life
Speaker 3: and then you're you're gone, so like you're not wearing
Speaker 3: it around forever.
Speaker 2: But if you say you, then like it's not your
Speaker 2: last seven years, it's just you have to do this
Speaker 2: for seven years. Then you get in the tattoo, so
Speaker 2: you're still going to live, but you got to get
Speaker 2: that tato, so like you're going to live for the
Speaker 2: next whatever, no, eighty years with the big na on
Speaker 2: your tour.
Speaker 3: So but if I had seven years to let you
Speaker 3: do it, you guarantee your flag. Is everything else in
Speaker 3: my life good or is it just regular? No, you're
Speaker 3: doing bro, it's actually probably horrible time. Yeah, And then
Speaker 3: you've got this fucking tattoo on your tour. So well,
Speaker 3: let's just that'll get all inflected. Let's take the terminally
Speaker 3: ill part away, and let's just say that after the
Speaker 3: seven years tick over, you just drop dead and it's
Speaker 3: just an it's a normal death. It's fine, Okay, you
Speaker 3: just fall asleep and never wake up. It's after the
Speaker 3: seven years. Yeah, so you can live your life to
Speaker 3: the fullest in those seven years or live your life
Speaker 3: to the leastest. But you've got a flag.
Speaker 2: It's I do like the pub thing I could do,
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, yeah, chocolate I could do. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: not No limbs are losing getting lost, Bro, I'm not
Speaker 2: cutting off a fucking foot. No way, bro sold Stumpy
Speaker 2: shout out LaVar ball Bro. Goddamn well, Bro, he lost
Speaker 2: the ball, Yeah, the ball of his foot. But yeah,
Speaker 2: I mean, you know there's people like Rog who just
Speaker 2: he thinks he's overdue for a flag. It's been two years.
Speaker 3: The preckro just just a freak in general. Oh how
Speaker 3: about this, just back on paddles. So we're trying to
Speaker 3: find people. I said to Rog, like, you know your
Speaker 3: Uni mates. We haven't always seen its eye but this
Speaker 3: would be a perfect opportunity for you to bring one
Speaker 3: of them refuse.
Speaker 1: It could have even brought all of them. I wouldn't
Speaker 1: have cared.
Speaker 3: And we get to, you know, bond with them and
Speaker 3: maybe put away some of the negative things of our past.
Speaker 2: Have ernandos with them, break some bread, yeah.
Speaker 1: Break some bread, and look, we have done nothing wrong
Speaker 1: to them. In my eyes.
Speaker 3: They were quite rude to us. And by they, I
Speaker 3: mean one in particular. And I hope that we can
Speaker 3: resolve the issue. And they buy us anandos. I think
Speaker 3: that's the only possible thing that can make and moose.
Speaker 3: Oh I'm getting a big.
Speaker 2: And I'm getting it entree, get a large meal. I'll
Speaker 2: take that free regular side as well. And they're paying
Speaker 2: for another side out side of my choice. Yeah, so
Speaker 2: what are they paying? So the one guy can pay
Speaker 2: at least give one hundred bucks between us? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: I need at least thirty five dollars bro each. I
Speaker 2: need at least thirty five ye them, Yeah, we can
Speaker 2: go to that one in.
Speaker 1: Netherlands.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, there's actually there's one where you can
Speaker 2: refiel the drinks at and it's near like it's like
Speaker 2: if you go in towards Freeo and it's near a
Speaker 2: Crispy Kreme, it's near a McDonald's. It's past Garden City.
Speaker 2: We keep going down that road. We'll go there and
Speaker 2: just spend it up. Bro.
Speaker 1: You come down a hill.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we've probably been there before. We
Speaker 2: have there a couple of times, actually we have. It's
Speaker 2: a decent one. Shout out whatever that suburb is called. Yeah,
Speaker 2: break some bread, bro, break some bread and bring them.
Speaker 3: We're going down south for Deal's birthday and to spend
Speaker 3: some time at Roga.
Speaker 1: He's finally invited us. Very excited. It'll be great. The
Speaker 1: foot is on.
Speaker 2: It's just like long weeks.
Speaker 1: Great. Oh, it's a long weekend, too, long.
Speaker 2: Weekend, bro, Damn. Our Friday is Anzac Day, so that's
Speaker 2: a long weekend. It's going to be a lead.
Speaker 1: Will pay us.
Speaker 2: It's a short week too, because the weekend before is
Speaker 2: good Friday, Easter, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Weekend before that week damn.
Speaker 2: So it's like there's three public holidays in the space
Speaker 2: of a week. It's crazy, bro. Public holidays are such
Speaker 2: a good vibe.
Speaker 1: I might need to work one of them just to
Speaker 1: get some money.
Speaker 2: At the moment because everyone's just relaxed. Bro.
Speaker 1: Yeah, happy, and like.
Speaker 3: Let's be honest, who's going on the website of the
Speaker 3: place that I work at on like Easter weekend, You're
Speaker 3: watching the footy, you'll buy a fireplace, You're just doing
Speaker 3: all these little things. Anyway, that's it for today. We
Speaker 3: hope you enjoyed the episode. Send in anything for next.
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Speaker 2: or through crime, something we can follow. Maybe something that's
Speaker 2: currently happening that we could delve into.
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Speaker 3: All Right, have a good week, everyone much love and
Speaker 3: just be kind and funny and everything like that.
Speaker 1: Have a good time, have a good life. See you
Speaker 1: next time.