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Speaker 2: Yes, welcome back to the podcast Week three. Can you

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Speaker 2: Wait every time we've done it for them to send

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Speaker 1: You go now. They gave us up work. Surely they

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Speaker 2: They made us do a photo shoot, which we're very uncomfortable. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I mean you can see it in my eyes if

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Speaker 1: But I'm still got to call you out for that

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Speaker 1: photo like the photo shoot, because I was you made

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Speaker 1: I don't know any poses. And then you got in

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Speaker 1: done fourteen of these before yet no advice for your

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because I think I've said this before. I'm not

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Speaker 1: I've very like you're a young looking seventy four though.

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Speaker 2: Seventy four wow, flatter me at least ninety six? What

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Speaker 2: I stopped counting. No, I've done heaps of them, so many.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but no advice for me. That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 1: We're co hosts. This is like we're going into battle.

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Speaker 1: We're an army. We're in the same battalion, which is

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Speaker 2: I don't know how to tell someone else your body

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Speaker 2: looks good when you do something like this. I just

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Speaker 2: don't know how to say that fair enough. Yeah, it's

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Speaker 2: really it's really difficult. Hey, I'm speaking of things that

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Speaker 2: And apparently we're doing it again next week too.

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Speaker 1: What did you just call to Shay to them?

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Speaker 2: I had to had to get them to Shay. I

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Speaker 1: the board is just and Shae.

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Speaker 2: Every time I try and do something as an adult,

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Speaker 2: How do I do this? Again?

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Speaker 1: There's a lot of things like that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's so many things like I do things now

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Speaker 2: I go, how did I know? How do I know

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Speaker 1: What's an example?

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Speaker 2: So when you fill a dishwasher? You put things in

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Speaker 1: it's called an accountant. You everything back. You know that

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Speaker 1: I read this great thing that someone's grandpa did marketing wise,

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Speaker 2: It's a riddle that no one will ever be able

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Speaker 2: What are you wearing? You look poor?

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Speaker 1: That's some excellent voice. Excellent voice. Arthur Who was the

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Speaker 1: I could play I like him. This one. I don't

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Speaker 1: That makes way more sense. And then this was the

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Speaker 2: No, I mean, why would you. It's not even like

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Speaker 1: It doesn't make any sense at all. So I thought

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Speaker 2: Daisy? Again, she's going to be made into a musical

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Speaker 1: Don't you think that that's the perfect influence? And I

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Speaker 1: Damn it, she is in fact a serial killer. Okay,

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Speaker 1: A mum of six, a grandma of four, clothing designer,

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Speaker 1: women in powerment and coaching is the thing, and she's

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Speaker 1: Missus International twenty nineteen, only has a humble thirty thousand

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Speaker 2: And has not killed a single person.

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Speaker 2: I want to say serial killer because you know, if

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Speaker 1: Think he's about Yeah, yeah, thinky Bill.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, she's an influencer. She's a mummy of three, she

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Speaker 2: See this is two of my worst nightmares, combined calling

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Speaker 1: Yes, that resonates and love and love. You need to

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Speaker 1: Let's face some fears here tonight together. Do you think

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I have to do it. Before they hang up.

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Speaker 1: Good luck, Okay, I'm going to help you. Hi.

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Speaker 2: My name is Shaye. How are you good? Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Just wondering do you guys have pizza at all? Pizza?

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Speaker 2: I might see you for lunch this week. All right, yeah, beautiful, Okay,

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Speaker 2: I love you. Oh she would have none of my mess?

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Speaker 2: But she didn't want to give me any absolute fail.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to. Maybe you try it next week.

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Speaker 2: Blue is who looks after him when you don't want to?

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Speaker 2: See, kids have such cool things these days. You know

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Speaker 1: I loved Johnson and Friends.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit weird now I think about it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's like having a meat cake, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 2: Do you do that?

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Speaker 2: Okay, so maybe it's not weird. It's so weird.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's what it does. It kind of gives it

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Speaker 2: Strawberries and volsamic vinegar.

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Speaker 2: See. When I first heard about this, I went, no way,

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Speaker 2: It's actually really really good, and I'm similar to that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. When you go to the movies and you get

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Speaker 2: It's so damn good. VEG. You might avocado on toast.

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Speaker 2: Really, and this one I think is genius and I

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Speaker 2: You're looking at me like I've just done something really bad.

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Speaker 2: But it's it's it's actually quite good for you. So

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Speaker 2: Go, trust me, don't knock it until you try it.

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Speaker 2: You have to try it because it is so damn good.

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Speaker 1: All right, why don't I try it? And the next

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Speaker 2: Yeah, make sure you feel what I want to see.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well that'll go well with all the other videos.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just call me Jess. You just call me

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Speaker 1: That would be weird. And you'd never call me baby,

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Speaker 1: sweetheart or angel, would you or? Experts revealed that those

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Speaker 1: I'm in a bit of trouble there. Why wear a

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Speaker 2: Oh no, yeah, yeah, I used to. When I was

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Speaker 1: Like, baby, nothing like threatening your partner just with a

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Speaker 1: That is what you don't want. You don't want babe

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Speaker 1: Oh, you definitely don't want it like that, do you. Well,

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Speaker 2: Baby's fine? Yeah, back, but not baby?

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Speaker 1: But hey baby? No, No if I start every party

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we call you that. It was actually an announcer

442
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Speaker 2: on a breakfast show that I used to work on

443
00:18:45,640 --> 00:18:47,639
Speaker 2: years ago, and she used to think I was so sweet.

444
00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:51,280
Speaker 2: She used to call me treakly bits. I used to

445
00:18:51,320 --> 00:18:53,520
Speaker 2: get like different parts of that, so it was treacle,

446
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,560
Speaker 2: triackly bits.

447
00:18:54,760 --> 00:18:58,600
Speaker 1: Princess, Oh my goodness, I feel like I'm slacking in

448
00:18:58,640 --> 00:19:02,679
Speaker 1: the nickname department for you. An angel seemingly sweet, but

449
00:19:02,760 --> 00:19:05,080
Speaker 1: can be used as an emotional distraction from the real

450
00:19:05,119 --> 00:19:09,000
Speaker 1: issue at hand. For example, angel don't be mad, I

451
00:19:09,000 --> 00:19:11,320
Speaker 1: would really that would make me mad. I would get

452
00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:14,600
Speaker 1: if anyone called me that. They have said not all

453
00:19:14,760 --> 00:19:18,920
Speaker 1: pet names are manipulative, but in emotional healthy relationships, they

454
00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:21,760
Speaker 1: often reflect genuine affection and tenderness, and they can help

455
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:24,840
Speaker 1: de escalate tension. So I thought I'd try a few

456
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Speaker 1: out on you. Here are some of the worst ones

457
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:30,560
Speaker 1: voted by people. Snook EM's oh yuck, Yeah, that's terrible,

458
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:30,840
Speaker 1: isn't it.

459
00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:34,280
Speaker 2: Pooky Ah. I used to have a friend who called

460
00:19:34,280 --> 00:19:35,360
Speaker 2: his girlfriend pooks.

461
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's terrible, awful, terrible. Boogaboo.

462
00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:41,760
Speaker 2: No, that sounds like something you'd pick from your nose.

463
00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:46,600
Speaker 1: Toots toots, No, it's toots, not yuck, not for me.

464
00:19:46,720 --> 00:19:48,639
Speaker 2: Boo bear see, I don't mind that.

465
00:19:48,840 --> 00:19:49,480
Speaker 1: You don't mind that.

466
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,760
Speaker 2: I would be what is known in my community of

467
00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:56,520
Speaker 2: gay men as a bear or a cub.

468
00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:59,119
Speaker 1: So so we're just adding boo in front of it. Okay,

469
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Speaker 1: what about this one? Popsie?

470
00:20:01,720 --> 00:20:04,400
Speaker 2: No, that's way too cute C.

471
00:20:03,800 --> 00:20:06,800
Speaker 1: Cute C poopsie, I get it. Stud muffin love machine

472
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:11,920
Speaker 1: and Hunker Hunker burn and love seemed as cheesy or

473
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Speaker 1: try hard. And then these are the worst ones that

474
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Speaker 1: was voted by people. I've never even heard most of

475
00:20:17,359 --> 00:20:22,400
Speaker 1: these before. Shmoop schmoop Yeah what s h m o

476
00:20:22,359 --> 00:20:23,240
Speaker 1: o p schmoop.

477
00:20:23,359 --> 00:20:25,640
Speaker 2: Something sounds like something you'd clean off your backside.

478
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,560
Speaker 1: Snugger luffagus n yep.

479
00:20:27,640 --> 00:20:33,120
Speaker 2: Jujub see Jujub is a great drag queen from RuPaul's Dragway.

480
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Speaker 1: Does it stand for something? No?

481
00:20:35,520 --> 00:20:39,040
Speaker 2: I think it's actually it's just their drag queen name,

482
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:45,320
Speaker 2: real name airline like airline. You heard that correctly? Sorry, yeah,

483
00:20:45,359 --> 00:20:47,200
Speaker 2: the their real name is airline.

484
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,240
Speaker 1: Their first name is airline.

485
00:20:48,840 --> 00:20:51,720
Speaker 2: Correct, don't get into it.

486
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Speaker 1: What's their last name?

487
00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,879
Speaker 2: I wouldn't know that. I'm sure I could google it,

488
00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:59,359
Speaker 2: but I no first name, airline, drag queen name.

489
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Speaker 1: Jujub doesn't make any at all.

490
00:21:02,600 --> 00:21:03,919
Speaker 2: You need to become a fan of roupols.

491
00:21:04,119 --> 00:21:05,560
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, I know, I've heard it's amazing.

492
00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:10,720
Speaker 2: Cow pie, No way, that's what a cow's poop is called.

493
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,399
Speaker 1: A cow pie, cow pie. I've never heard that before.

494
00:21:13,520 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 1: Ye last, sup.

495
00:21:14,720 --> 00:21:17,000
Speaker 2: Booger again comes from your nose.

496
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Speaker 1: And I don't know if anyone would ever love this

497
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:19,760
Speaker 1: tubble wabba.

498
00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:21,760
Speaker 2: That just means you're fat.

499
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:23,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah it does.

500
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Speaker 2: And I mean the other one that you said, hunk

501
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,960
Speaker 2: hunker hunker burnin.

502
00:21:26,680 --> 00:21:28,000
Speaker 1: Love, hunker hunker burnon love.

503
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Speaker 2: That's just a mouthful. No one has time to say that.

504
00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:35,480
Speaker 1: Well, you're you're listening to Jess and Stud muff Is,

505
00:21:35,560 --> 00:21:36,200
Speaker 1: Jess and Shay.

506
00:21:37,720 --> 00:21:40,720
Speaker 2: I mean so many group chats, like so many.

507
00:21:40,880 --> 00:21:43,560
Speaker 1: I think I'm probably in three with you. So what

508
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:44,360
Speaker 1: are the rest of them?

509
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,359
Speaker 2: Like a group of friends? And then you've got the

510
00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:48,240
Speaker 2: friends that don't talk to the other friends, but they

511
00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,119
Speaker 2: know the other friends. So it's like a you know,

512
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:54,760
Speaker 2: a little segregated like little groups of segregation within big.

513
00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:57,040
Speaker 1: So you've got the group chat, which is no Courtney.

514
00:21:57,119 --> 00:21:59,520
Speaker 1: Do you remember that from the Kardashians No Courtney that

515
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,160
Speaker 1: Kim was trying to attack Corney and she said, we've

516
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:03,760
Speaker 1: all got a group chat with all your friends and

517
00:22:03,760 --> 00:22:05,600
Speaker 1: it's just literally called not Courney.

518
00:22:05,920 --> 00:22:08,439
Speaker 2: Well we do that, but not intentionally. So it was like,

519
00:22:08,560 --> 00:22:10,480
Speaker 2: these people don't know them well enough to be in

520
00:22:10,520 --> 00:22:11,720
Speaker 2: the group chat with just them.

521
00:22:11,840 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 1: Oh okay. So there's imagine being upgraded to the group

522
00:22:15,400 --> 00:22:16,720
Speaker 1: chat and you're like, oh my god, I've been added

523
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,000
Speaker 1: into the main I've made.

524
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Speaker 2: It, I reckon without including work ones. I'm in about sixteen.

525
00:22:21,720 --> 00:22:24,720
Speaker 1: Oh that's a lot. Yeah, now our work group chat.

526
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,440
Speaker 1: Can you tell everyone what that name is? Now? Keep

527
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:29,600
Speaker 1: in mind we work at Nova.

528
00:22:29,760 --> 00:22:32,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the group chat that we have is called

529
00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:36,720
Speaker 2: Nova Jinas. Yes, that's right, but there is but there

530
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:37,720
Speaker 2: is Gina's in there.

531
00:22:37,800 --> 00:22:42,600
Speaker 1: There is probably more than there are Nova vaginas.

532
00:22:43,240 --> 00:22:46,240
Speaker 2: No, I would say there's I don't know how to

533
00:22:46,280 --> 00:22:52,360
Speaker 2: say this without sounding crude. There's there's more sausage in there, rightage, Yes,

534
00:22:52,720 --> 00:22:54,480
Speaker 2: but no, I was looking through some of them the

535
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:57,400
Speaker 2: other day and I was like, if anyone saw what

536
00:22:57,440 --> 00:23:00,359
Speaker 2: we wrote to each other without any context or knowing

537
00:23:00,400 --> 00:23:03,520
Speaker 2: any part of what the group was about, cancel.

538
00:23:03,280 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, absolutely, and sometimes.

539
00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:10,760
Speaker 2: Yes, And I've got them written down. Okay, So I've

540
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:11,919
Speaker 2: got a little selection for you.

541
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: So these are text messages that have been in the

542
00:23:13,720 --> 00:23:15,879
Speaker 1: group chat. Oh please, I want.

543
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,920
Speaker 2: I won't give any names. I won't throw anyone under

544
00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,159
Speaker 2: the bus. You may be in some of these, No, no,

545
00:23:22,240 --> 00:23:25,360
Speaker 2: I don't think you are in these ways. Okay, don't

546
00:23:25,440 --> 00:23:27,520
Speaker 2: let me nin tequila again? Ever again?

547
00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,880
Speaker 1: Which is pretty pretty fair enough.

548
00:23:30,040 --> 00:23:32,760
Speaker 2: This one I love. There is a why is there

549
00:23:32,760 --> 00:23:33,760
Speaker 2: glitter in my toast?

550
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:36,960
Speaker 1: I actually want to know the answer. Why was the

551
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:37,840
Speaker 1: glitter in the toast?

552
00:23:37,840 --> 00:23:39,040
Speaker 2: I don't think there were I think it was a

553
00:23:39,119 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 2: night out. They'd been out to a club in Sydney.

554
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:45,280
Speaker 2: Glitter gets everywhere. It's called the herpes of the craft

555
00:23:45,320 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 2: world for good reason. You have any glitter anywhere near,

556
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:50,760
Speaker 2: you'll be finding it in your bed everywhere, and apparently

557
00:23:50,760 --> 00:23:51,280
Speaker 2: in your toast.

558
00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:52,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're not wrong.

559
00:23:52,800 --> 00:23:55,720
Speaker 2: The chicken is alive and in the bathroom.

560
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:59,000
Speaker 1: That's hangover style. That's what happens when they wake up.

561
00:23:59,000 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 1: They open the bathroom, there's well, there's a tiger, but

562
00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,200
Speaker 1: there's also chickens running around.

563
00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,600
Speaker 2: That's from a friend of mine that lives on a farm.

564
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 2: I accidentally stole a shopping trolley. Do I take it

565
00:24:08,080 --> 00:24:08,880
Speaker 2: back or is it mine?

566
00:24:08,880 --> 00:24:12,000
Speaker 1: Now that's actually a good question. When can you keep

567
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,560
Speaker 1: a shopping trolley obviously didn't have one of those lock mechanisms.

568
00:24:14,680 --> 00:24:16,840
Speaker 2: No, they're so annoying, especially when you're in a car

569
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,400
Speaker 2: park and you're trying to take it to your car

570
00:24:18,440 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 2: and it's like trolleys will not work past this point

571
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:22,200
Speaker 2: and you get to that point and they just lock.

572
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:25,040
Speaker 1: I know. Do you know they still do? Do they

573
00:24:25,040 --> 00:24:28,240
Speaker 1: still do those trolley ransoms like we've got a thousand

574
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:29,679
Speaker 1: bucks if you can give us back a trolley?

575
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:30,320
Speaker 2: I think they do.

576
00:24:30,440 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: Why don't people just steal trolleys for twelve months and

577
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:33,119
Speaker 1: then give.

578
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:34,879
Speaker 2: Them back, because I think if they're like, hold on,

579
00:24:35,040 --> 00:24:38,040
Speaker 2: you've just pocketed one hundred and twenty thousand dollars from

580
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:40,440
Speaker 2: us with trolley's, I think you're running a little will.

581
00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:42,120
Speaker 1: A full time job. I steal trolleys.

582
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:45,239
Speaker 2: You're running a trolley racket. Can someone pick me up?

583
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 2: I'm at awake and I just said congrats. Help. I

584
00:24:51,840 --> 00:24:52,960
Speaker 2: think I just joined a cult.

585
00:24:53,560 --> 00:24:54,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, that can happen.

586
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,119
Speaker 2: This one is very topical at the moment, I just

587
00:24:57,160 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 2: told my boss I love you, and I hung up

588
00:24:59,119 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 2: the phone.

589
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:01,760
Speaker 1: Very topical.

590
00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,840
Speaker 2: That wasn't from me, it was it. It was not

591
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:06,840
Speaker 2: from me. What's that thing called when your teeth get

592
00:25:06,880 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 2: tired of existing?

593
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:09,479
Speaker 1: Sometimes I feel that.

594
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:12,800
Speaker 2: I think it's just called depression. I don't know. It's

595
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,000
Speaker 2: like I looked at that and I went what it was?

596
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,640
Speaker 2: Just on its own in the middle of the group chat.

597
00:25:16,720 --> 00:25:17,439
Speaker 2: No one answered it.

598
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:19,480
Speaker 1: It's teeth, right, Yeah, what's.

599
00:25:19,280 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 2: The thing called when you get tired of your teeth existing?

600
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:25,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, like your teeth hurt. I get sometimes I'm like,

601
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:26,880
Speaker 1: I wish I was all guns.

602
00:25:27,400 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 2: And this was my personal favorite. Okay, I want to

603
00:25:29,560 --> 00:25:31,639
Speaker 2: get this. You know when they do cross stitch and

604
00:25:31,640 --> 00:25:34,080
Speaker 2: they put it on the wall home sweet Home. I

605
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:36,480
Speaker 2: want to get this done like that. I brought a cactus.

606
00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:41,440
Speaker 2: I named it Susan. I'm not okay?

607
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,800
Speaker 1: Is Jess and Shaye? I love on a TikTok video

608
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:47,879
Speaker 1: when the comments section is just popping off.

609
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:49,600
Speaker 2: Isn't it great? Sometimes I go in there just to

610
00:25:49,600 --> 00:25:51,880
Speaker 2: see what's going on. Like, I won't even watch the video.

611
00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,439
Speaker 2: I go all the comments on this are going to

612
00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,640
Speaker 2: be great, straight to the comments.

613
00:25:54,720 --> 00:25:56,679
Speaker 1: And I think the videos that have the most views

614
00:25:56,720 --> 00:25:59,680
Speaker 1: are the where the comments far exceed the actual video

615
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:02,480
Speaker 1: so much better. This guy threw it out there, what's

616
00:26:02,520 --> 00:26:04,760
Speaker 1: a mistake you've made in your career? Not and I

617
00:26:04,800 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 1: sent an email to the wrong person, but something that

618
00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:09,240
Speaker 1: shook the company, and I was like, this is gonna

619
00:26:09,240 --> 00:26:13,520
Speaker 1: be good. And there was some absolute pearlas on there. Yeah, okay,

620
00:26:14,119 --> 00:26:17,560
Speaker 1: Sophie said. I printed multiple huge banners for a conference

621
00:26:17,920 --> 00:26:21,199
Speaker 1: that said fossil fuels are our only chance instead of

622
00:26:21,359 --> 00:26:24,159
Speaker 1: fossil free is our only chance. I work for a

623
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:25,840
Speaker 1: renewable energy company.

624
00:26:26,680 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 2: You wouldn't you just want to crawl into a hole. Ah,

625
00:26:30,119 --> 00:26:30,879
Speaker 2: I don't know what you do?

626
00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:33,399
Speaker 1: Want to become a fossil Yeah, for sure, this is

627
00:26:33,560 --> 00:26:35,960
Speaker 1: very good. Ashley said. I wrote a profile for a

628
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:39,480
Speaker 1: teacher candidate that said she enjoyed torturing students with special

629
00:26:39,600 --> 00:26:42,560
Speaker 1: education needs. What I meant to type was tutoring. It

630
00:26:42,600 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: went out to hundreds of schools.

631
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,119
Speaker 2: I'd see that would be something that happens to me.

632
00:26:48,560 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: Do you feel like you a typo would be your undoing?

633
00:26:51,119 --> 00:26:51,600
Speaker 2: Absolutely?

634
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:54,919
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could see that for you. This accounts had

635
00:26:54,960 --> 00:26:57,600
Speaker 1: accidentally unmitted my mic during a huge use of test

636
00:26:57,640 --> 00:26:59,840
Speaker 1: where I'm the test manager, and I accidentally rolled my

637
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:03,879
Speaker 1: chair desk into my dog. He screamed, I screamed. The

638
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:06,160
Speaker 1: tech lead, who was just answering a question, started laughing.

639
00:27:06,240 --> 00:27:07,800
Speaker 1: I said, I'm so sorry, I'm run over.

640
00:27:10,240 --> 00:27:11,840
Speaker 2: That was my biggest fear of being on all of

641
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:15,040
Speaker 2: those calls during lockdown, that I would do something while

642
00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:16,200
Speaker 2: my microphone was on.

643
00:27:16,640 --> 00:27:18,440
Speaker 1: Yes, and I'm not. You're gonna say that, your partner

644
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:24,840
Speaker 1: would bark. Jack said, I worked for a criminal defense attorney.

645
00:27:24,920 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: She missed the first day of a murder trial for

646
00:27:26,760 --> 00:27:29,160
Speaker 1: her client because I forgot to add it into her calendar.

647
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:31,720
Speaker 2: Oh does that mean that she loses?

648
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: Like, I don't know, what do you do in that circumstance.

649
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,800
Speaker 2: Surely if your lawyer doesn't turn up, they're not going

650
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 2: to go ah whoops. It was just a little clerical error.

651
00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:42,080
Speaker 1: That makes the jury feel more sorry for you, Like Wow,

652
00:27:42,119 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: they don't even show up for you.

653
00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,040
Speaker 2: No, I think i'd.

654
00:27:44,920 --> 00:27:46,040
Speaker 1: Be a sucker on a jury.

655
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 2: You would, Yeah, I would. You would.

656
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 1: My coworker locked a customer in the building overnight.

657
00:27:53,240 --> 00:27:56,720
Speaker 2: I've been locked in a building later. Oh yeah, it

658
00:27:56,880 --> 00:27:58,160
Speaker 2: was the most terrifying thing.

659
00:27:59,000 --> 00:28:00,560
Speaker 1: I need way more details.

660
00:28:00,680 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 2: So I worked at a place that was like, it

661
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:09,640
Speaker 2: was how do I explain it? Lighting? Entertainment lighting, and

662
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,199
Speaker 2: everything locked from the outside, Like there was no like,

663
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:14,879
Speaker 2: if you were to leave, you can't get out of

664
00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:17,359
Speaker 2: the building because it's locked. And everything is expensive, so

665
00:28:17,359 --> 00:28:21,080
Speaker 2: there's locks on the outside. Yeah, And I remember going, oh,

666
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:24,240
Speaker 2: I'll just be like a few seconds. Everything got really

667
00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:27,480
Speaker 2: really dark, really really quickly. And then I went to

668
00:28:27,560 --> 00:28:29,600
Speaker 2: leave and there was no one around, and I was like,

669
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:32,240
Speaker 2: what's going on? Went to try the door, didn't open.

670
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:35,880
Speaker 2: Went oh no, what do I do? Tried another door,

671
00:28:35,920 --> 00:28:39,080
Speaker 2: didn't open, tried a fire escape, wouldn't work. I was like,

672
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 2: what do I I'm stuck, So what do you do?

673
00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:42,320
Speaker 2: I had to call the boss and say come and

674
00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:45,000
Speaker 2: let me out. Boston answer the phone. I started to

675
00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,360
Speaker 2: panic because I was like, I'm stuck in here, and

676
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,200
Speaker 2: then of course I start catastrophizing going if there's a fire,

677
00:28:50,240 --> 00:28:50,800
Speaker 2: I'm stuck.

678
00:28:50,840 --> 00:28:52,920
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, actually that is a fire issue.

679
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 2: Well, it was like the building was old, so to

680
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 2: be able to push through the fire escape, it must

681
00:28:57,560 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 2: have just been stuck like I Probably if I shoulder budd,

682
00:29:00,240 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 2: I would have got out.

683
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:02,520
Speaker 1: If you felt a little bit more of a threat,

684
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:03,320
Speaker 1: you could have done it.

685
00:29:03,400 --> 00:29:05,120
Speaker 2: Yeah. If I felt like a man, I would have

686
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:05,600
Speaker 2: been able to.

687
00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 1: Get I mean, it's like an expensive way to sleep

688
00:29:09,160 --> 00:29:11,440
Speaker 1: with a night light, isn't it locking yourself in an.

689
00:29:11,920 --> 00:29:12,920
Speaker 2: I've done it in this building.

690
00:29:13,400 --> 00:29:14,560
Speaker 1: You can get out of this building.

691
00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:18,240
Speaker 2: So I was in the fire escape and I went down.

692
00:29:18,280 --> 00:29:20,120
Speaker 2: I didn't know where to go to get out, so

693
00:29:20,200 --> 00:29:21,480
Speaker 2: I went to one door and I was like, this

694
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:23,160
Speaker 2: is this the way out is? It's like a like

695
00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:24,240
Speaker 2: a rabbit warren.

696
00:29:24,080 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 1: Like a maze. Yeah, and we got you in our trap,

697
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:27,280
Speaker 1: you rabbit.

698
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,920
Speaker 2: You said it a little.

699
00:29:28,680 --> 00:29:33,240
Speaker 1: Funny, you funny, little funny, Okay, Lindall said, I used

700
00:29:33,280 --> 00:29:38,800
Speaker 1: a free image that said Mary Chris Merry Christmas, but

701
00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,440
Speaker 1: it was spelled Christmas with ass in capitals at the end.

702
00:29:42,480 --> 00:29:46,200
Speaker 1: So Mary Chris mass asked for our newsletter, and I

703
00:29:46,200 --> 00:29:48,440
Speaker 1: said it to hundreds of donors for our Christian non

704
00:29:48,480 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 1: for profit.

705
00:29:49,560 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: Oh so, not only did you do a spelling mistake,

706
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 2: but you have sent something.

707
00:29:54,160 --> 00:29:56,160
Speaker 1: From all the target audience that's not the one you

708
00:29:56,200 --> 00:29:59,040
Speaker 1: want for me thought my mic was off before a

709
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,920
Speaker 1: team meeting, and I said, not in the mood for

710
00:30:00,960 --> 00:30:06,800
Speaker 1: these clowns today. And then the very last one, Oh,

711
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:10,880
Speaker 1: this is a doozy okay hit me synchronized my Men's

712
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:14,720
Speaker 1: duration app calendar with the company's calendar and everyone's received

713
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:16,720
Speaker 1: the notification about my ovulation.

714
00:30:19,760 --> 00:30:22,840
Speaker 2: Did you die? I mean I could never do that,

715
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:25,040
Speaker 2: because I would never very true.

716
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:27,600
Speaker 1: It's very true, but I mean it's one way to

717
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:33,480
Speaker 1: cycle on out of there. This is Jess and Shay, So.

718
00:30:33,400 --> 00:30:36,400
Speaker 2: I don't know whether your FYP is the same as mine.

719
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:39,880
Speaker 2: When I'm on TikTok, I gets cooked things fed to me.

720
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: Do you ever get something served on your algorithm and

721
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:46,080
Speaker 1: you go, what did I possibly search to get this?

722
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:48,520
Speaker 2: Or the opposite of that, I search that. Now I

723
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:50,640
Speaker 2: can't get rid of it everywhere.

724
00:30:50,320 --> 00:30:52,360
Speaker 1: That can happen. My dad's got on Instagram. He doesn't

725
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,840
Speaker 1: really know how to use it, Like I watched him

726
00:30:53,840 --> 00:30:56,280
Speaker 1: open the Instagram app in front of me yesterday and

727
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 1: it said seventy frand requests one hundred comments, like five

728
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:01,600
Speaker 1: thousand likes. He's never tap the notification thing.

729
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,000
Speaker 2: It's like Ollie that we work with.

730
00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:04,080
Speaker 1: He never taps it.

731
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:07,600
Speaker 2: No, his notifications for his text messages on his phone.

732
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:09,320
Speaker 2: He's like two hundred and something.

733
00:31:09,400 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 1: That's an illness. But my dad went on some sort

734
00:31:11,480 --> 00:31:12,880
Speaker 1: of reel and then he scrolled to the next one.

735
00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:15,400
Speaker 1: It was cricket. Ah. They scrolled to the next and

736
00:31:15,480 --> 00:31:17,920
Speaker 1: it was cricket and he oh, he geez, they really

737
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 1: know I like cricket. I was like, it's an algorithm.

738
00:31:20,040 --> 00:31:22,320
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's see exactly how the algorithm works. It's feeding

739
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,560
Speaker 2: your you know, serah tone and making you happy. No,

740
00:31:25,960 --> 00:31:30,480
Speaker 2: this guy JJ Cowen, he he does this thing. And

741
00:31:30,720 --> 00:31:32,280
Speaker 2: I've got a little bit of audio for you. Let's

742
00:31:32,280 --> 00:31:32,760
Speaker 2: have a listen.

743
00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:36,960
Speaker 1: My trouble eye for cottage to Yonder public House?

744
00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:41,360
Speaker 2: What for my word it burns may not make it?

745
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:46,000
Speaker 1: Who do you think you are? I left mother an

746
00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:48,160
Speaker 1: metal turret for the drink?

747
00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:49,880
Speaker 2: Does call yet?

748
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,160
Speaker 1: My constitution is.

749
00:31:54,120 --> 00:31:55,440
Speaker 2: So do you know what he was asking for?

750
00:31:55,880 --> 00:31:57,800
Speaker 1: Is it a ride to the pub or something?

751
00:31:57,960 --> 00:32:01,520
Speaker 2: So the local house, which is the pub in my

752
00:32:01,720 --> 00:32:04,040
Speaker 2: metal chariot the car. I don't give me a lift

753
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 2: in your car because my constitution is weak. He needs

754
00:32:06,920 --> 00:32:09,000
Speaker 2: a little bit of Dutch courage, so needs to go

755
00:32:09,040 --> 00:32:09,720
Speaker 2: and have a drink to.

756
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 1: Keep his The best thought is of him putting that

757
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:15,400
Speaker 1: into Google and saying, translate this into old Victorian language.

758
00:32:15,400 --> 00:32:17,120
Speaker 2: It's just so good. So what I thought i'd do,

759
00:32:17,200 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 2: I've done something myself.

760
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,360
Speaker 1: I like it.

761
00:32:19,600 --> 00:32:21,160
Speaker 2: Translate what I'm trying to say.

762
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,360
Speaker 1: Would you like some like Oldish music?

763
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, it might just lift it up a little bit. Okay,

764
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 2: so the first one hang on.

765
00:32:27,960 --> 00:32:29,920
Speaker 1: Anything we say from now one is going to sound

766
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:31,200
Speaker 1: way better with this music.

767
00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 2: Of course, posh Victorian child is here. Father says we

768
00:32:36,040 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 2: must cut back on luxuries. So the butler's been netgirl,

769
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:41,120
Speaker 2: and now we share a corchette between meals.

770
00:32:42,480 --> 00:32:46,280
Speaker 1: Okay, cost of living's goddess. Dad said, I ain't working

771
00:32:46,400 --> 00:32:48,120
Speaker 1: no more. We've got to get rid of the nanny

772
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: and a corchette between meals. I don't know what a

773
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:54,680
Speaker 1: courgette is. Is that a piece of lettuce.

774
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:58,280
Speaker 2: Kind of like a small small meal.

775
00:32:58,640 --> 00:33:01,640
Speaker 1: So you almost I'm going to I'm in charge of

776
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:02,320
Speaker 1: the Dean I've dan.

777
00:33:02,680 --> 00:33:04,959
Speaker 2: My translation is inflation is so cooked that I'm splitting

778
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,400
Speaker 2: a twelve dollars zucchini with my flat mate. Like its caveat?

779
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 1: Can I to say, where's bloody curdistone with his ten

780
00:33:09,720 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: dollar meals? Now the cost of living's here? You can't

781
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:13,600
Speaker 1: even mind mints for ten bucks.

782
00:33:13,400 --> 00:33:16,880
Speaker 2: Anyway, correct? I think those ten dollar meals could be

783
00:33:16,960 --> 00:33:19,000
Speaker 2: looked at in a little Do.

784
00:33:18,800 --> 00:33:20,560
Speaker 1: You think the a triple C should get onto it?

785
00:33:20,600 --> 00:33:22,400
Speaker 2: Well, I mean you can't even buy a block of

786
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,600
Speaker 2: cheese for that now. Yeah, this one's about housing words.

787
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:30,000
Speaker 2: Our third parlor has been converted into a rentable suite.

788
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:33,680
Speaker 2: Imagine strangers transversing your billiard's room on chaperone.

789
00:33:34,920 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 1: Okay, that to me, says cost of Living again has

790
00:33:38,280 --> 00:33:42,560
Speaker 1: heard us the little granny flat we have out the

791
00:33:42,600 --> 00:33:44,720
Speaker 1: back where we have the pool table that is now

792
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,080
Speaker 1: being rented out to someone under the table, but for

793
00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:48,360
Speaker 1: an exuberant price.

794
00:33:48,600 --> 00:33:51,280
Speaker 2: We're renting out the laundry on Airbnb one hundred dollars

795
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:52,880
Speaker 2: a night, and it includes a view of the hot

796
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:59,160
Speaker 2: water Zoom fatigue. Like going back to twenty twenty, another

797
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:03,800
Speaker 2: engagement the magic mirror, where I am unexpected to smile

798
00:34:04,120 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 2: unexpected within to smile and not most enthusiastically for forty

799
00:34:08,600 --> 00:34:09,200
Speaker 2: five minutes.

800
00:34:09,239 --> 00:34:13,399
Speaker 1: My spirit will that is so reflective of any team's call,

801
00:34:13,560 --> 00:34:15,920
Speaker 1: any zoom call ever. I like it.

802
00:34:16,000 --> 00:34:18,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, back to back zoom calls have got me turned

803
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:21,960
Speaker 2: into a human loading screen. I requested a simple salad

804
00:34:22,000 --> 00:34:24,160
Speaker 2: for luncheon and I was informed that the let us

805
00:34:24,200 --> 00:34:26,280
Speaker 2: alone would require a down payment.

806
00:34:27,480 --> 00:34:29,640
Speaker 1: I mean that just shouts to me. You've gone to

807
00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:34,120
Speaker 1: the most expensive restaurant in the city, and the appetizer

808
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,600
Speaker 1: or the side salad is like forty bucks.

809
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 2: I'll let us now cost more than my childhood hopes

810
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:45,680
Speaker 2: and dreams combined. Ice bag. Right ahead ahead, this one,

811
00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: you'll I'm not even going to give you what this

812
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:50,560
Speaker 2: is about. The invisible threads which connect us to faraway

813
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:54,840
Speaker 2: lands and entertainment have gossiped and vanished. I am adrift

814
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:55,960
Speaker 2: in a sea of silence.

815
00:34:57,360 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: Okay, Instagram is down, so where you normally might chat

816
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:04,640
Speaker 1: to people on dms and upload pictures and see your

817
00:35:04,640 --> 00:35:07,240
Speaker 1: friends overseas, you now can't see anything.

818
00:35:07,719 --> 00:35:09,680
Speaker 2: My Internet's down, and I don't know how to exist

819
00:35:09,680 --> 00:35:10,320
Speaker 2: without Netflix.

820
00:35:10,320 --> 00:35:15,320
Speaker 1: Wile doing scrolling, I went too specific on Instagram.

821
00:35:15,080 --> 00:35:18,160
Speaker 2: My mind is dreadfully fatigued. I attempted to write a

822
00:35:18,200 --> 00:35:20,640
Speaker 2: single email promptly and needed a lay down and a

823
00:35:20,680 --> 00:35:21,320
Speaker 2: cool cloth.

824
00:35:21,960 --> 00:35:25,719
Speaker 1: Can I just say trying to explain to a Victorian

825
00:35:25,800 --> 00:35:29,239
Speaker 1: child what an email is. Yes, that would make them

826
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:34,040
Speaker 1: lie down in a cool cloth, that's for sure, is Jess,

827
00:35:34,040 --> 00:35:37,359
Speaker 1: And say, this is good to know if you're going

828
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,799
Speaker 1: in for surgery anytime soon. I know you mentioned you

829
00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:41,319
Speaker 1: have a bad back. You're not due for a back

830
00:35:41,360 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: replacement or anything.

831
00:35:42,200 --> 00:35:44,080
Speaker 2: I know, and I don't think I would ever because

832
00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:46,440
Speaker 2: I'm so scared of needles and like that surgery.

833
00:35:46,600 --> 00:35:48,919
Speaker 1: I'm not surprised your backsaw, you've been carrying this show

834
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:50,279
Speaker 1: on your back for three weeks now.

835
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:52,840
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that. I think we've done equal I

836
00:35:52,840 --> 00:35:53,879
Speaker 2: think you and I are pretty good.

837
00:35:53,960 --> 00:35:56,040
Speaker 1: Do you think we're actually a good team? Hey? High

838
00:35:56,120 --> 00:35:59,839
Speaker 1: five across the desk. Oh, I've gotta work life fives

839
00:36:00,080 --> 00:36:04,920
Speaker 1: go back? Did you actually? Hey? At least you can

840
00:36:04,920 --> 00:36:06,080
Speaker 1: claim that work is calm.

841
00:36:06,160 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 2: Now we have the whole thing recorded on all of

842
00:36:08,680 --> 00:36:09,720
Speaker 2: these cameras.

843
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:11,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, all eight of them. Now, if you do go

844
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:14,640
Speaker 1: in for an operation, good news is playing music during

845
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:19,439
Speaker 1: an operation reduces the need for anesthesia. Am saying that right,

846
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,640
Speaker 1: anesthesia and I sound like anasthesia. Anastesia.

847
00:36:23,680 --> 00:36:25,880
Speaker 2: That's one of the hardest words in the English languages.

848
00:36:25,719 --> 00:36:27,120
Speaker 1: And it's spelled so ridiculous.

849
00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:29,680
Speaker 2: The anesthetic anesthesia.

850
00:36:29,760 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: Aesthesia is like a greedy little thing when it comes

851
00:36:32,400 --> 00:36:35,960
Speaker 1: to vowels. A A E I A.

852
00:36:36,320 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 2: I can't even I wouldn't be able to spell it.

853
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,000
Speaker 2: Don't make me you want to try? No, go on

854
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,040
Speaker 2: anesthetical anesthesia.

855
00:36:41,560 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 3: Anesthesia A E no A N yep A go again

856
00:36:50,680 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 3: A n A eye e.

857
00:36:53,560 --> 00:37:00,640
Speaker 2: Sup on an extra A N now n A E

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00:37:00,960 --> 00:37:06,359
Speaker 2: A n A E s t h yep e T

859
00:37:06,920 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: no T. See that's so hard.

860
00:37:09,880 --> 00:37:12,719
Speaker 1: It's a n A E s t h E s

861
00:37:12,760 --> 00:37:18,880
Speaker 1: i A for anyone that made it through no expects

862
00:37:18,880 --> 00:37:21,000
Speaker 1: of claim that listening to records can reduce the pain

863
00:37:21,040 --> 00:37:24,759
Speaker 1: in ease concerns and anxiety about the surgical procedure itself.

864
00:37:25,080 --> 00:37:27,600
Speaker 1: Music can help to calm down, to reduce worries, and

865
00:37:27,719 --> 00:37:28,920
Speaker 1: even reduce pain.

866
00:37:29,160 --> 00:37:31,440
Speaker 2: Now, if someone said to me, you're going in for surgery,

867
00:37:31,480 --> 00:37:33,480
Speaker 2: your back's stuffed and you need to have surgery. We're

868
00:37:33,520 --> 00:37:35,520
Speaker 2: just gonna put a little bit of Sabrina Carpentern.

869
00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:38,120
Speaker 1: Can you imagine taste Well? I actually had to think

870
00:37:38,160 --> 00:37:40,719
Speaker 1: about this. Here are three songs you don't want to hear.

871
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:43,799
Speaker 1: You don't want them replacing the anesthesia with This is

872
00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 1: the first one. It's the Beg staying alive, of course.

873
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,400
Speaker 1: And then imagine you're in surgery and someone puts this

874
00:37:50,480 --> 00:37:52,480
Speaker 1: track on R E M.

875
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:56,600
Speaker 2: Everybody hurts No, that song just makes me feel sad.

876
00:37:56,920 --> 00:37:59,000
Speaker 1: Well, i'd be sad if someone played it in surgery,

877
00:37:59,040 --> 00:38:01,840
Speaker 1: thinking it would make me fraid. Okay, And then what

878
00:38:01,880 --> 00:38:03,479
Speaker 1: about this one? This is a final one. You don't

879
00:38:03,480 --> 00:38:06,200
Speaker 1: ever want to hear a doctor say, you know, code

880
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:09,879
Speaker 1: Black play the song and it's just queen. Another one

881
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: bites the dust.

882
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:13,000
Speaker 2: I knew it was coming. I just have this image

883
00:38:13,080 --> 00:38:15,719
Speaker 2: of this guy, the guy, the surgeon, taking off his

884
00:38:15,760 --> 00:38:18,040
Speaker 2: scrubs and just you know, alley ooping them into the corner,

885
00:38:18,040 --> 00:38:18,480
Speaker 2: into the bin.

886
00:38:20,760 --> 00:38:24,439
Speaker 1: Another one and he goes to be fair. The song

887
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:28,080
Speaker 1: did make me experience less pain in having to tell

888
00:38:28,080 --> 00:38:31,600
Speaker 1: the family you're listening to Jess and Shay. I don't

889
00:38:31,600 --> 00:38:31,879
Speaker 1: know ever.

890
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:33,920
Speaker 2: So there's a phrase that I like to utter to

891
00:38:33,960 --> 00:38:37,160
Speaker 2: myself when I see something that probably shouldn't exist?

892
00:38:37,360 --> 00:38:38,600
Speaker 1: Is that you are enough?

893
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:42,719
Speaker 2: You are kanough, No, it's that's a bit how you gon.

894
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:44,680
Speaker 2: It's a bit how you gon.

895
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:48,120
Speaker 1: I don't really get when people say that. Does that

896
00:38:48,160 --> 00:38:49,200
Speaker 1: mean it's a bit like iffy?

897
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,160
Speaker 2: Well, it's like, yeah, you shouldn't be doing it, that

898
00:38:52,200 --> 00:38:52,960
Speaker 2: shouldn't exist.

899
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,399
Speaker 1: Oh okay, so you know that's a bit.

900
00:38:55,440 --> 00:38:58,879
Speaker 2: Hey. You some example that I've written down of things

901
00:38:58,920 --> 00:39:03,000
Speaker 2: that i've actually see. Yeah, a grown man walking barefoot

902
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:07,439
Speaker 2: into Bunnings with a snake around his neck. He didn't

903
00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:09,319
Speaker 2: get far because they didn't let him in. But that's

904
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,080
Speaker 2: a bit how you gn?

905
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:13,920
Speaker 1: That is a bit a gun? What's called snake? Was it?

906
00:39:13,920 --> 00:39:15,840
Speaker 2: It's like one of those yellow ones, kind of like Britney.

907
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 2: Really he was, ah yah, I think they call them

908
00:39:19,680 --> 00:39:21,920
Speaker 2: an albino python, like they've got no color.

909
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: Do you know what they said when he walked into Bunnings.

910
00:39:23,960 --> 00:39:28,840
Speaker 1: Here's a spade for you? Was it slave for you?

911
00:39:29,480 --> 00:39:29,960
Speaker 2: I think so?

912
00:39:30,200 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: Yes?

913
00:39:30,840 --> 00:39:32,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was going toxic. But I think that's the

914
00:39:32,600 --> 00:39:33,560
Speaker 2: one on the plane, isn't it.

915
00:39:33,840 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: That is the one on the plane, right?

916
00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:37,960
Speaker 2: Yeah? A Cole's worker using the self service checkout to

917
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:40,879
Speaker 2: buy themselves a banana. It's a banana. Just take it.

918
00:39:41,080 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 1: Oh you think that they like, they get in trouble

919
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,960
Speaker 1: if they nicked a banana. It's a bit how you

920
00:39:46,400 --> 00:39:48,840
Speaker 1: But they give bananas, free bananas to kids.

921
00:39:49,120 --> 00:39:51,320
Speaker 2: They do, so just give them to you, like, surely

922
00:39:51,360 --> 00:39:52,239
Speaker 2: they don't cost that much.

923
00:39:52,320 --> 00:39:54,200
Speaker 1: My kid always takes a banana and an apple, and

924
00:39:54,239 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: I feel the weight of the world. The guilt hits me.

925
00:39:57,480 --> 00:39:59,480
Speaker 1: I don't think he meant to take two free pieces

926
00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: of fruit. Little thing.

927
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:03,360
Speaker 2: As a kid. I remember always going to the deli

928
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,480
Speaker 2: and asking for a Frankfurt as.

929
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,480
Speaker 1: A kid, and they give you one. Was it hot?

930
00:40:08,680 --> 00:40:12,000
Speaker 2: No? No cold? I used to love.

931
00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:16,400
Speaker 1: They must have thought you were poor and homeless child.

932
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 2: A guy brushing his teeth on the freeway with a

933
00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,840
Speaker 2: bottle of Mount Franklin.

934
00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 1: That's disgusting.

935
00:40:22,239 --> 00:40:23,080
Speaker 2: It's a bit how you go.

936
00:40:23,719 --> 00:40:25,080
Speaker 1: That's really how you got.

937
00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:29,480
Speaker 2: A pigeon dragging a sausage roll bigger than itself through

938
00:40:29,520 --> 00:40:30,320
Speaker 2: the food court.

939
00:40:30,960 --> 00:40:31,840
Speaker 1: I have a name.

940
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:41,160
Speaker 2: That's so funny.

941
00:40:41,680 --> 00:40:45,080
Speaker 1: Wow, I never thought of anyone that is an Australian

942
00:40:45,120 --> 00:40:48,160
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast and thinking that we're not putting

943
00:40:48,200 --> 00:40:50,399
Speaker 1: on an accent when we're saying has a gown.

944
00:40:50,719 --> 00:40:54,239
Speaker 2: I constantly get from my personal TikTok, people going, I

945
00:40:54,280 --> 00:40:56,279
Speaker 2: love your accent. I don't have one.

946
00:40:57,120 --> 00:40:59,759
Speaker 1: That's very American of you to say Americans think they

947
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:00,560
Speaker 1: don't of accents.

948
00:41:00,760 --> 00:41:04,800
Speaker 2: They do here a mile away. Do I have an accent?

949
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:08,120
Speaker 1: Well, like we all have an accent to someone. Yeah,

950
00:41:08,120 --> 00:41:11,759
Speaker 1: but that's how accents work. I don't think if there

951
00:41:11,840 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 1: was one country or one accent, there wasn't an accent.

952
00:41:15,040 --> 00:41:17,560
Speaker 1: It was just a voice, and then everyone else has

953
00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:19,480
Speaker 1: an accent. What would it be. It's probably going to

954
00:41:19,520 --> 00:41:20,319
Speaker 1: be British, isn't it.

955
00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, But that's like the biggest accent of all. I know,

956
00:41:24,440 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 2: what do you They've got so much about that.

957
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,920
Speaker 1: Like Transatlantic, like Australian American kind of British, like Nicole

958
00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,160
Speaker 1: kidman speaks without an accent? Really?

959
00:41:33,600 --> 00:41:35,640
Speaker 2: Yeah? What was the one that they used to have

960
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,920
Speaker 2: in Australia as well? All of the newsreaders used to

961
00:41:37,920 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 2: have it here and it used to be like the

962
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:41,960
Speaker 2: man is coming up, yes, yes, and.

963
00:41:41,880 --> 00:41:46,160
Speaker 1: The man's out on the street and the anticipation was wild.

964
00:41:46,280 --> 00:41:49,120
Speaker 2: Fun fact, they used to actually teach people in Hollywood

965
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:51,719
Speaker 2: how to speak with no accent at all, so that

966
00:41:51,800 --> 00:41:54,359
Speaker 2: Transatlantic thing used to come in they really yeah, because

967
00:41:54,360 --> 00:41:58,640
Speaker 2: they didn't want anyone from other countries to have to

968
00:41:58,680 --> 00:42:00,719
Speaker 2: identify with it. So there was an American doing an

969
00:42:00,719 --> 00:42:03,640
Speaker 2: American accent, but they weren't actually doing American or English

970
00:42:03,760 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 2: or anything. Really, they were just doing an accent, which

971
00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,440
Speaker 2: became the transatlant here.

972
00:42:08,560 --> 00:42:10,680
Speaker 1: That is absolutely astounding, And I.

973
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:13,279
Speaker 2: Mean, I think I've just learnt the idea of if

974
00:42:13,320 --> 00:42:15,359
Speaker 2: you say anything with confidence, because I don't know, maybe

975
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 2: I was just making that up.

976
00:42:16,360 --> 00:42:19,960
Speaker 1: That did sound believable, very believable. Believe. I think the

977
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
Speaker 1: accents come off for me unfortunately.

978
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:23,880
Speaker 2: But if you watch any of those old style movies,

979
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:26,319
Speaker 2: like you know, fred Astaire Ginger, Rogers, like all of those,

980
00:42:26,360 --> 00:42:26,759
Speaker 2: they all.

981
00:42:26,640 --> 00:42:32,160
Speaker 1: Spoke, all of the silent movies, You're right. We found

982
00:42:32,280 --> 00:42:33,840
Speaker 1: the one place where there's no accent.

983
00:42:33,960 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 2: So I was not telling a lie.

984
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:39,279
Speaker 1: You're listening to Jess and Shaye. I don't ever. We

985
00:42:39,360 --> 00:42:41,839
Speaker 1: talked about this a little while ago. But how much

986
00:42:41,840 --> 00:42:44,560
Speaker 1: time you spend on social media day? So much time

987
00:42:44,800 --> 00:42:46,360
Speaker 1: is a lot of it on Instagram.

988
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:50,080
Speaker 2: Most of mine's on TikTok oh, TikTok. I lose so

989
00:42:50,200 --> 00:42:53,040
Speaker 2: much of my life just doom scrolling on TikTok, and

990
00:42:53,120 --> 00:42:55,840
Speaker 2: I don't know why. It's because I'm I've heard that

991
00:42:55,880 --> 00:42:57,759
Speaker 2: whole thing of you scroll because you're looking for that

992
00:42:57,840 --> 00:42:58,640
Speaker 2: serotonin here.

993
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,719
Speaker 1: You're looking for the new thing, dopamine hit.

994
00:43:01,120 --> 00:43:02,719
Speaker 2: I'm like that. I could go to bed, like I

995
00:43:02,719 --> 00:43:04,920
Speaker 2: have to go to bed early ish, I can be

996
00:43:04,960 --> 00:43:06,959
Speaker 2: laying in bed and until I find something that actually

997
00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,680
Speaker 2: tickles my fancy, I will keep scrolling.

998
00:43:08,800 --> 00:43:10,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what we need? You know, when you

999
00:43:10,120 --> 00:43:12,320
Speaker 1: go on a roller coaster that's obviously like a big

1000
00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:16,319
Speaker 1: serotonin dopamin hit, dopamine hit, and you stand in line

1001
00:43:16,360 --> 00:43:18,200
Speaker 1: for it for say twenty minutes, and you're like excited,

1002
00:43:18,200 --> 00:43:19,719
Speaker 1: and you're getting closer and closer, and you think they're

1003
00:43:19,719 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 1: gonna let you in, and then you gotta check your

1004
00:43:21,120 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: high enough and then they strap you in and then

1005
00:43:23,120 --> 00:43:25,319
Speaker 1: you go on. It's like three minutes of amazing. Then

1006
00:43:25,320 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 1: you get off and then you have the high. Maybe

1007
00:43:27,200 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 1: we need that for social media. So the apploads for

1008
00:43:29,480 --> 00:43:31,440
Speaker 1: twenty minutes and you're getting closer and closer and you

1009
00:43:31,480 --> 00:43:33,320
Speaker 1: know it, and then you get three minutes of amazing

1010
00:43:33,400 --> 00:43:35,560
Speaker 1: videos and then it's all over and you just get

1011
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:37,720
Speaker 1: to remember it and then maybe they take a picture

1012
00:43:37,760 --> 00:43:39,960
Speaker 1: of you when you're watching the best video, and then

1013
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:41,160
Speaker 1: that pops up on your screen.

1014
00:43:41,200 --> 00:43:43,880
Speaker 2: At the end, you're just screaming. Ah, sounds a bit

1015
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:45,680
Speaker 2: like my sex life.

1016
00:43:46,880 --> 00:43:49,080
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, if you're spending a lot of time on Instagram,

1017
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: you might be like Nisha, a woman from India. Indian

1018
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:56,799
Speaker 1: police recently reported this interesting case. She has filed a

1019
00:43:56,800 --> 00:43:59,719
Speaker 1: complaint against her husband, claiming that he was asking her

1020
00:43:59,719 --> 00:44:02,120
Speaker 1: to spa and less time on social media. It's caused

1021
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,359
Speaker 1: her to lose followers. He wanted her to do more

1022
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 1: chores and get off Insta. She did that, did the housework,

1023
00:44:08,160 --> 00:44:11,880
Speaker 1: and now she's suffering the consequences on Instagram.

1024
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:14,720
Speaker 2: So she's doing the housework instead of doing her social

1025
00:44:14,800 --> 00:44:17,879
Speaker 2: media so therefore losing followers because she's lost the moment.

1026
00:44:18,040 --> 00:44:20,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, she said, My followers declined. As I was kept

1027
00:44:20,040 --> 00:44:22,280
Speaker 1: busy washing utensils and cleaning the house by my husband,

1028
00:44:22,280 --> 00:44:23,640
Speaker 1: I didn't get time to make reel.

1029
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:25,880
Speaker 2: She missed an opportunity there. She should have made reels

1030
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,000
Speaker 2: about cleaning the house and how to clean the house.

1031
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 1: Oh, that's so true.

1032
00:44:29,080 --> 00:44:30,600
Speaker 2: So she's doing two things.

1033
00:44:30,680 --> 00:44:32,960
Speaker 1: There is a great account. I think this girl might

1034
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,760
Speaker 1: have ADHD and she puts off doing stuff. So for example,

1035
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:38,359
Speaker 1: cleaning the kitchen, paying the red Joe, that sort of thing,

1036
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:41,160
Speaker 1: and her whole account is how many minutes does it

1037
00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,319
Speaker 1: actually take? So she goes cleaning the bathroom. I've put

1038
00:44:44,360 --> 00:44:45,840
Speaker 1: it off for three weeks. Now I'm gonna film a

1039
00:44:45,880 --> 00:44:47,160
Speaker 1: video of how long it actually takes. And then she

1040
00:44:47,160 --> 00:44:48,880
Speaker 1: puts on the screen three minutes and people in the

1041
00:44:48,880 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: comments are going, that's amazing. I'm now gonna go and

1042
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:52,000
Speaker 1: clean the bathroom.

1043
00:44:52,040 --> 00:44:54,120
Speaker 2: I reckon. Everything that I do in my house is

1044
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:57,000
Speaker 2: from a TikTok or an Instagram reel of how to

1045
00:44:57,000 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 2: do it. How to clean your glass in the shower.

1046
00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 1: You've just hacked your whole life. And tell me, are

1047
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,680
Speaker 1: you showering with windecks and using the scrubby as you

1048
00:45:02,719 --> 00:45:03,120
Speaker 1: do it all?

1049
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 2: No, So the way to clean your the way to

1050
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:09,880
Speaker 2: clean your glass on your shower screen without having to.

1051
00:45:10,160 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: Say glass just checking not us.

1052
00:45:13,160 --> 00:45:16,040
Speaker 2: It's a glass with and l glass on your shower

1053
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:18,680
Speaker 2: screen is to get you know, the little things you

1054
00:45:18,680 --> 00:45:18,960
Speaker 2: put in.

1055
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:20,920
Speaker 1: The dishwasher, Oh yeah, like a tablet.

1056
00:45:21,000 --> 00:45:24,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, use that insider scrubber. So get the scrubber. The

1057
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:28,800
Speaker 2: what's it called the sponge? The cut a little square

1058
00:45:28,840 --> 00:45:32,280
Speaker 2: in it, the size of it and that used that really?

1059
00:45:32,320 --> 00:45:32,960
Speaker 1: And does it work?

1060
00:45:33,160 --> 00:45:36,040
Speaker 2: Cut straight through everything? It will literally cut.

1061
00:45:35,880 --> 00:45:39,360
Speaker 1: Down the grime, save the time, correct itself.

1062
00:45:39,400 --> 00:45:41,640
Speaker 2: It's a very expensive way to do it, but isn't it?

1063
00:45:41,680 --> 00:45:43,400
Speaker 1: Isn't it? And weird to see you washing all of

1064
00:45:43,440 --> 00:45:46,879
Speaker 1: your dishes in the shower, And it's your life. It's

1065
00:45:46,920 --> 00:45:51,200
Speaker 1: your life now. My wife does amazing work around the house,

1066
00:45:51,239 --> 00:45:53,480
Speaker 1: amazing work in our relationship. She's an amazing mother. I

1067
00:45:53,520 --> 00:45:55,439
Speaker 1: cannot falter in any way, shape or form.

1068
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,880
Speaker 2: But she's lost Instagram followers.

1069
00:45:57,320 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's really slackened. She's only on three thirty. It's

1070
00:45:59,600 --> 00:46:03,880
Speaker 1: embarrass No. There's one thing she does do when she

1071
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:07,360
Speaker 1: is cleaning up, and that is anytime I bring something

1072
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,239
Speaker 1: out to say I needed milk, and I took the

1073
00:46:09,239 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: milk out, I'd then turn around to grab a cup

1074
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:14,280
Speaker 1: and I'd look back in the milks back in the fridge.

1075
00:46:14,320 --> 00:46:15,319
Speaker 2: She's micromanaging.

1076
00:46:15,480 --> 00:46:18,520
Speaker 1: She's like a silent little demon that follows me. Everything

1077
00:46:18,560 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: I do. She undoes because she likes it clean. Divorce.

1078
00:46:21,280 --> 00:46:23,319
Speaker 1: I won't go that far because there's many other great

1079
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:27,000
Speaker 1: attributes But last night I secretly recorded her and I

1080
00:46:27,040 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 1: told her about this article, and I said, what would

1081
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,279
Speaker 1: happen if you know, we had to go to a

1082
00:46:31,320 --> 00:46:33,640
Speaker 1: court of law because you keep cleaning up after me. Now,

1083
00:46:33,880 --> 00:46:35,680
Speaker 1: when I put it like that, you keep cleaning up

1084
00:46:35,680 --> 00:46:38,239
Speaker 1: after me, it doesn't sound as good. It makes me

1085
00:46:38,280 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: sound like a terrible partner.

1086
00:46:39,320 --> 00:46:40,400
Speaker 2: It makes you sound like the slob.

1087
00:46:40,920 --> 00:46:44,000
Speaker 1: And you know what time will tell if that is true. However,

1088
00:46:44,000 --> 00:46:48,439
Speaker 1: I enjoy this secretly recorded audio. Do you think if

1089
00:46:48,440 --> 00:46:50,439
Speaker 1: I sued you in a court of law you would

1090
00:46:50,480 --> 00:46:53,200
Speaker 1: stop doing that? No, because it's not just you. I've

1091
00:46:53,239 --> 00:46:55,960
Speaker 1: done this my whole life. If a judge said you

1092
00:46:56,080 --> 00:46:59,160
Speaker 1: must legally stop doing that, I don't think it would

1093
00:46:59,160 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 1: because it's all great. So I have to go to prison,

1094
00:47:01,640 --> 00:47:05,920
Speaker 1: like I even do it to myself, That's what I mean,

1095
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:08,160
Speaker 1: Like I'm not doing it. Can you imagine being imprison

1096
00:47:08,920 --> 00:47:17,480
Speaker 1: you for that's where my shank went. Remember I was like,

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Speaker 1: I promise to stop my provature cleaning prematures. That was

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Speaker 1: a very funny moment in our house. Yeah, I promised

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Speaker 1: to stop my premature cleaning.

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Speaker 2: That I was going your brain and mind works so

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Speaker 2: so similar because I went straight to premature cleanulation.

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Speaker 1: Wait to tell me I'm not unique, is Jess?

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Speaker 2: And for another week?

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Speaker 1: I know it's hard to believe the fun is all done.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, I don't have any other fun

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Speaker 1: in any of the other hours, of any of the

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Speaker 1: other days. It's only here when I'm with you.

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Speaker 2: It's only people that have messaged me and said I've

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Speaker 2: left a review, but it's not coming up yet.

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Speaker 1: Oh.

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Speaker 2: I think they take like it's like a cumulative thing.

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Speaker 2: So when cumuli, that's a very hard try spell it

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Speaker 2: accumulative thing. So when you leave a review and you

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Speaker 2: give us, like, you know, five stars, because if you

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Speaker 2: don't leave five stars, I'll come to your house. But

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Speaker 2: five stars, and then you leave a little review like

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Speaker 2: I love this show, They're so funny, love Just and Shay.

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Speaker 2: Then it takes a bit of time, so there's a

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Speaker 2: few that will join, and then I think they put

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Speaker 2: up like if there's more than five then oh.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're asking for a review. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what would be interesting is if people do it, and

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Speaker 1: I do encourage you five stars and a review come

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Speaker 1: to your house. You pick the stars, you get the stars.

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Speaker 1: Three and above though, would be nice. No, four, four

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Speaker 1: and above.

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Speaker 2: Five is even better.

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Speaker 1: Five is wonderful. No. If the reviews then get posted

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Speaker 1: and all the people that told you they left a review,

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Speaker 1: they were like, yeah, this show is pretty average.

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Speaker 2: They gave it five stars anyway, because you told me

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Speaker 2: you were going to come to my house.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it's a quick way to get you over

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Speaker 1: for a party, that's for sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Also follow us on TikTok Jess and Shae find

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Speaker 2: us there and we'll see you next week.

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Speaker 1: Sounds fantastic to me. I'll be here, same place, same time.

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Speaker 1: I maybe you're going to think about it. Yeah, well

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Speaker 1: let me know. I mean here one half of it.

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Speaker 1: If you're not here, I'm in trouble. Correct, It's just

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Speaker 1: just next week. Just es see you then? Is Jess

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Speaker 1: and Shade or great shows like this? Download the Nova

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Speaker 1: player

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Speaker 2: Fine the app Store or Google Play the player