Speaker 1: We got Morning every day, Lady gentlemen, Adelaides were the podcast, right,
Speaker 1: Fitzgerald joined us, which is always an absolute treat.
Speaker 2: But would you believe it, Ryan Fitty Fitzgerald sometimes has
Speaker 2: panic attacks. It does make sense, does it?
Speaker 3: No? Because you think he's absolute superman and absolutely invincible.
Speaker 3: But he spoke about these panic attacks, and honestly, he's
Speaker 3: just like the rest of us.
Speaker 2: Friday, Good morning fifteen.
Speaker 4: Heize, Jody, how are you guys to pull up? After
Speaker 4: Harvest Rock last week? And it was a great day,
Speaker 4: wasn't it. We saw each other Saturday. It was a
Speaker 4: brilliant day. I just loved it. Niall Rogers. I didn't
Speaker 4: realize how many hits that guy has from chic And
Speaker 4: we also stuck around for Jamiroqui.
Speaker 5: I am, I am getting a bit old.
Speaker 4: I've done it and Hazy, I don't know if you
Speaker 4: do this, Jody, you might do it as well. If
Speaker 4: your teams getting beat and you'd like to leave early
Speaker 4: and beat the rush, Yes you can go a little
Speaker 4: bit early.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if I'm a bit of a loser, but
Speaker 2: I got home early to watch the cricket. A loser indeed,
Speaker 2: you were watching Nile Rogers as I was watching you.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 5: It was a good day.
Speaker 4: It was a brilliant day and I hopefully they continue
Speaker 4: that festive.
Speaker 5: It's great for Adelaide.
Speaker 6: Did I did? I see a little photo of you
Speaker 6: and JK together on the ground?
Speaker 5: So how's this?
Speaker 7: He?
Speaker 4: I was out the back and I was I was
Speaker 4: walking along with a mate and I've looked up and
Speaker 4: there he is. I've ran straight into Jamiqui and I've
Speaker 4: gone you know that moment where you don't know what
Speaker 4: to say really quickly. I'm a massive fan. And he
Speaker 4: was wearing a tracksuit Jody, and I said to him,
Speaker 4: welcome to South Australia. It looks like you've been dressed
Speaker 4: in up.
Speaker 5: He stopped and he went all serious, what does that mean?
Speaker 5: And I went, oh, I just we like to wear tracksuits.
Speaker 5: He said, no, I'm just joking. Let's get a photo
Speaker 5: and he had a laugh.
Speaker 2: So you're like, go crows.
Speaker 5: You know when you see a celebrity really quickly and
Speaker 5: you're like, what am I going to tell you? What
Speaker 5: am I going to say? And you just completely stuffed?
Speaker 3: Do you know I ran into the other day Nina
Speaker 3: from publicity at Channel ten. Was walking in with Peter
Speaker 3: rose Thorn and I just love his work on Kath
Speaker 3: and Kim, and I just started chatting to him like
Speaker 3: he knew who the hell I was, and he would
Speaker 3: have been starting, who is this chick and why is
Speaker 3: she talking to me like we're mates?
Speaker 4: I know it's you feel like you know them, don't you,
Speaker 4: and you have every right to be best friends with them.
Speaker 3: But yeah, that's certainly how Hazy feels about you.
Speaker 2: Oh my mates, Fitzy, Yeah, I think we're very tired,
Speaker 2: he Fitzy Adrian. This morning we're talking about the longest
Speaker 2: times that you've waited for something. On the back of
Speaker 2: the Christmas pageant tomorrow, which some people are lying out
Speaker 2: for like one or two in the morning for it's.
Speaker 4: Great look, we drove seven AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 5: We drove to Melbourne without.
Speaker 4: Tickets, so we were out the front with signs saying
Speaker 4: we will do anything to get tickets and I mean anything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I may have.
Speaker 4: I was prepared to do anything, but unfortunately we waited
Speaker 4: there for hours and hours, got there early in the morning,
Speaker 4: couldn't get tickets.
Speaker 5: We ended up watching it from punt Road. I had
Speaker 5: to make Timmy Boston.
Speaker 4: The funny thing about that, Jody goes, I've got an
Speaker 4: idea to get in.
Speaker 5: Wait wait here, boys, and I will.
Speaker 4: Call you when I am in. So we waited, waited,
Speaker 4: watch the rest of the Grand Final. About two quarters later,
Speaker 4: Timmy Boston he arrives back.
Speaker 5: His shirt has.
Speaker 4: Been ripped, he's got a black eye, scratches all over
Speaker 4: his face. He ran through the security guards, got into
Speaker 4: the MCG and started running and then was busted by
Speaker 4: another security guard.
Speaker 5: They gave him a couple threw him back out and
Speaker 5: we ended up in punt.
Speaker 3: You ever heard that story about that guy who borrowed
Speaker 3: someone's AFL media pass to get in for the Grand Final?
Speaker 6: And then yes, and then the head.
Speaker 3: Of the media for the AFL went up to him
Speaker 3: and said, mate, I know that person and you're not
Speaker 3: him because there is a photo that did not match
Speaker 3: the face of the person wearing the media pass.
Speaker 2: That would happen a bit. I reckon.
Speaker 4: Yeah, why you've got to try it, don't you.
Speaker 5: Try until you lose your job?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Try?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Absolutely.
Speaker 2: During the week I was listening to fifteen Whipper and
Speaker 2: you told a story about how you had a panic attack,
Speaker 2: which O ye, unbelievable because panic attacks. I've had a few,
Speaker 2: Joey's had a few, but we just couldn't imagine you
Speaker 2: having a panic attack.
Speaker 5: It was it's in front of crowds.
Speaker 4: Radio, I'm fine, television, I still get a little bit nervous,
Speaker 4: but it's in front of huge crowds and if you're
Speaker 4: doing a corporate or speaking to people. It was the
Speaker 4: Australian Hotels Association Awards and it was twelve hundred people
Speaker 4: in the room.
Speaker 5: It was a round with grace course and I had
Speaker 5: this moment. I was starting to get a.
Speaker 4: Little bit nervous and we were sort of at the
Speaker 4: back where the events center was and I look through
Speaker 4: made the mistake appearing through and I just focus on
Speaker 4: this one guy who looked like a hard ass, and
Speaker 4: I went and I went, oh my god, that guy
Speaker 4: is going to think I'm an idiot.
Speaker 5: And I don't have any funny jokes.
Speaker 4: I'm not really prepared, and I'm thinking to myself, this
Speaker 4: is going to be going to be a disaster and
Speaker 4: Jone's I looked down at my Apple Watch. My heart
Speaker 4: rate was doing one hundred and eighty three and I
Speaker 4: was going I was elevating more and more and I'm going,
Speaker 4: I can't do this. I can hardly talk. I'm even
Speaker 4: struggling to talk now thinking about it. I had one
Speaker 4: voice on the shoulder, on one shoulder saying tough enough,
Speaker 4: you've done this before. What are you doing, and then
Speaker 4: the other voice saying, why don't you leave now, and
Speaker 4: that weeper do it by himself, don't even tell him.
Speaker 5: How to do it. Running there was an actual moment.
Speaker 4: Where I was just going to leave the whole place
Speaker 4: and just and let Whipper get up there and do
Speaker 4: it by himself.
Speaker 5: But wow, it was.
Speaker 4: It was I've never I've never had a panic attack
Speaker 4: like that before, and it was sort of in a
Speaker 4: way exhilarating. At the end of it, I was like,
Speaker 4: oh my gosh, it was I was sort of happy
Speaker 4: that I got through that and made it through to
Speaker 4: the other side. But it was also it was very scary.
Speaker 4: I can understand now panic attacks can really cripple people.
Speaker 6: Yeah, they're horrifying.
Speaker 3: I'm the same with you, radio, because you can't see
Speaker 3: anyone is fine. TV people can see you, so there's
Speaker 3: that added element of nervousness. But being in a room
Speaker 3: in front of that many people when speaking, that is
Speaker 3: a whole new level. So I can completely understand how
Speaker 3: you felt.
Speaker 2: You just never know whether you've got a big black
Speaker 2: thing in your teeth as well. Oh my gosh, look
Speaker 2: that big giant thing in Jody's teeth. Let's see how
Speaker 2: this plays out.
Speaker 4: I wouldn't tell you either. To make myself feel better,
Speaker 4: I would not tell.
Speaker 8: What it is.
Speaker 4: I was just I was practicing this one joke I
Speaker 4: had which made me feel better and my breathing as well.
Speaker 5: But I tell you what, I wouldn't recommend it to
Speaker 5: anybody else.
Speaker 2: We were camping out in front of a hospital waiting
Speaker 2: for Ryan Burton to come out because I think he
Speaker 2: nicked his quad or whatever, so waiting there for about
Speaker 2: seven or eight hours and needed a grab from him.
Speaker 2: He didn't come out, so that gave us a bit
Speaker 2: of anxiety. And then I drove the car back and
Speaker 2: realized something was flickering in the corner. Bloody hell, seven
Speaker 2: dollars parking, fine, I don't need that, read it. I'd
Speaker 2: parked in a bus zone a three hundred and eighty bucks.
Speaker 2: I started genuinely beating, and I've got these weird butterflies
Speaker 2: I had to call my wife, almost starting to well up.
Speaker 2: I did a genuine little panic attack and she started laughing.
Speaker 5: Was that honest?
Speaker 2: Under said, because I was like, oh my gosh, three
Speaker 2: hundred eighty bucks. And also I'm about to get absolutely
Speaker 2: bretered than the news because I've come back with nothing,
Speaker 2: and my wife just had a bit of a giggle.
Speaker 6: Yeah, three hundred and that shows what a massive tight
Speaker 6: ass you were.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, three eighty bucks.
Speaker 5: And also shows how little no overpaid.
Speaker 6: Not all of us, just hazy.
Speaker 2: Fitzy. We love you, you appreciate you, and hopefully we'll chat
Speaker 2: to again next week.
Speaker 5: Love you guys, We'll sweep you.
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Speaker 10: Good morning, so, big one. Obviously we have the pageant tomorrow.
Speaker 10: Thousands upon thousands of South Ozzies are going to wake
Speaker 10: up nice and early to go and secure their spot.
Speaker 10: Just to reminder that there is a free public transport
Speaker 10: for those heading along, So if you want to leave
Speaker 10: your car at home, it all kicks off from nine
Speaker 10: to thirty. So probably don't need to get up at
Speaker 10: two am. But I know some people who get up
Speaker 10: pretty close to them so they can get a front
Speaker 10: row seat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you could catch public transport tomorrow. You
Speaker 3: could just jump on Dasher or Prancer or one of
Speaker 3: the Reindeers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he could, he could. To be honest, what time
Speaker 2: is the big fellowtown up, Big Big Daddy Christmas.
Speaker 6: I think he's closer to mid day is I don't know,
Speaker 6: midday long will there'd be a.
Speaker 10: Few hours of pageant fun and all the floats. There's
Speaker 10: new floats this year.
Speaker 6: So yeah, yeah, I reckon probably eleven eleven thirty. Maybe
Speaker 6: you actually never refer to him as Big Daddy Christmas.
Speaker 2: Ever, Again, Claws told me that she was supposed to
Speaker 2: tell me that sometimes sometimes Big daddy Christmas.
Speaker 6: That was a private conversation, conversation.
Speaker 2: Does he never drink again? Missus Glawes Newsy.
Speaker 3: Oh, this is something that's not funny and breaks my
Speaker 3: heart a little bit.
Speaker 11: So.
Speaker 3: Shane Warne's son Jackson, has sat down with Aunt Middleton
Speaker 3: of Sas Fame and he's done a one on one
Speaker 3: interview with him for the first time since his dad's death.
Speaker 3: And he spoke about that moment of when he was
Speaker 3: told and it was pretty awful.
Speaker 9: It would have been maybe six o'clock or six thirty am.
Speaker 9: There was knocks on our doors like it hadn't even
Speaker 9: been twelve hours. There was like ten journals and reporters
Speaker 9: and big cameras and complete no respect for privacy. I
Speaker 9: know there's a void that will probably never be filled,
Speaker 9: but I know I can slowly feel out the positivity
Speaker 9: with doing things I know he'd be proud of.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So we spoke about this before, and obviously each
Speaker 2: death is tragic, but there's some people who it just
Speaker 2: doesn't seem right that they're not. They seem invincible. Same
Speaker 2: war was just so invincible. It wasn't real, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, he just wasn't he wasn't a normal bot.
Speaker 3: No, and had so much charisma, like it was oozing
Speaker 3: charisma and just sort of lit up a room whenever
Speaker 3: he walked into it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so death.
Speaker 3: Would be very difficult for anyone to deal with the
Speaker 3: death of a parent, but particularly at that young sort
Speaker 3: of really impressionable teenage age.
Speaker 2: And in spotlight as like he mentioned it just the
Speaker 2: journal as it would have been absolute mayhem when your dad,
Speaker 2: Shane worn Yeah, incredible time.
Speaker 6: All right, Susie.
Speaker 2: Time now for the best part of the show, and
Speaker 2: that is to talk about Dolly Partners. She has knocked
Speaker 2: back the opportunity to be in the mix to perform
Speaker 2: at the halftime Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: Why would you do it?
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, so she said, And look, she's
Speaker 2: not young anymore, she said. She doesn't think she could
Speaker 2: quite put up a big enough performance to warrant. But
Speaker 2: the thing about the super Bowl performance is could it
Speaker 2: be the most scrutinized piece every year? Like what's more
Speaker 2: scrutinized than halftime entertainment at the Super Bowl.
Speaker 6: The AFL Grand Final.
Speaker 2: Ever since meat Loaf slipped it on its head.
Speaker 6: You remember when Rihanna performed was it last year?
Speaker 3: Or the year before anyway, and I read some of
Speaker 3: the social media comments, which I just why do I
Speaker 3: go down that road at hole? But anyway, people were
Speaker 3: so mean about Rihanna and saying, well, she'd better be
Speaker 3: pregnant otherwise she's you know, she needs to fire her
Speaker 3: personal trainer and all.
Speaker 6: That sort of stuff. She was pregnant by the way,
Speaker 6: you rude mean people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember when Cold Play we're getting a heapocrap,
Speaker 2: But that's because they're not dances. No, like Chris Main
Speaker 2: isn't a dancer, and when he does dance, he looks
Speaker 2: like those wacky whaling inflatable tube man that you see
Speaker 2: on Main North Road out in front of car yards, like.
Speaker 6: You on a Saturday night usually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like our saturdays on a Saturday night.
Speaker 6: No, don't put me in that category. I reckon as
Speaker 6: it's got moves we've never seen. I honestly believe.
Speaker 2: That, especially for a couple of sad bookers. All right,
Speaker 2: there's your postingers.
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Speaker 2: very good. Right now, let's talk about the Christmas pageant.
Speaker 2: It's to look a lot like this, A sure sign
Speaker 2: the Christmas is just around the corner farmacy.
Speaker 3: This Christmas pageant kicks off tomorrow. Now, we are notorious
Speaker 3: in this city for arriving at this thing.
Speaker 6: In the wee wee wee wee hours of the morning.
Speaker 2: I've heard people, I've been stories of people yet that
Speaker 2: like at midnight, yes so, and genuinely you've got to
Speaker 2: stay up all night. Yes, by the time and it
Speaker 2: actually rolls around and see Father Christmas and you just
Speaker 2: want to go up and shake his hand till you
Speaker 2: watch on Christmas cetera. You're absolute zombie.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because by my calculations, just so you get there
Speaker 3: at like, you know, two a m. In the morning, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're a good ten hours away before you're going to
Speaker 3: see Santa, Yeah, Father Christmas.
Speaker 2: And then Fitz tomorrow as well. To deal with the
Speaker 2: riff raff from revelers from Harley Street on Friday night,
Speaker 2: Oh boy, watch out for that.
Speaker 3: What a real sort of mix of people on the
Speaker 3: streets of Adelaide. You've got your you've got your party
Speaker 3: goers and then your dad who's been forced to get up.
Speaker 2: For the fast dad in amongst a bunch of skin
Speaker 2: walker's really dangerous stuff. Yeah, thirty four ten. What's the
Speaker 2: longest that you've lined up for? Could be anything a
Speaker 2: music gig. I remember, I used to lie some of
Speaker 2: the amount of time that we'd wait to get into
Speaker 2: some of these clubs. And here's where things would just
Speaker 2: sort of differ. You'd go to places like mansions or
Speaker 2: even Marble Bar, and you could be there for like
Speaker 2: an hour and a half because you don't have any
Speaker 2: girls with you. Yeah, it's as simple as app If
Speaker 2: you're a girl, you're going straight through boys, go get
Speaker 2: some girls. I'll let you in.
Speaker 6: Yeah I can.
Speaker 2: But here's the catch. We're trying to get in there
Speaker 2: to get some girls. So what are we doing here?
Speaker 2: It's a dangerous little side.
Speaker 6: What a real chicken in the egg situation you found yourself?
Speaker 6: Oh no.
Speaker 3: It always fascinates me when like it's like game day
Speaker 3: at Adelaide Oval and I'm had it. My gym's next
Speaker 3: to next generation is next to the oval, and so
Speaker 3: I'll go at like eight o'clock in the morning and
Speaker 3: there's people lining up already, and I'm.
Speaker 6: Like, the game's not on until seven o'clock tonight.
Speaker 2: That's the diet, isn't it. That is the diehards and
Speaker 2: you've got to you gotta have full respect for that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well okay, I know, But what's the situation If
Speaker 3: you don't get in there early, you don't get your seat.
Speaker 6: How does it all work?
Speaker 2: I think? So there's a general there's a section where
Speaker 2: you're allowed to go, but it's not completely reserved for seats.
Speaker 2: So first in best seats, Yeah okay, shash those doors down,
Speaker 2: and then think about like boxing day sales and stuff.
Speaker 2: The vision that emerges, particularly from like Sydney, Yeah, oh
Speaker 2: my gosh, really exposes a lot of gremlins.
Speaker 3: And it also makes you think are the sales that good? Yeah?
Speaker 2: What are you getting?
Speaker 3: Are the sales that good that you have to like
Speaker 3: run through when elbow people in the head to try
Speaker 3: and get to the shoe section first?
Speaker 6: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Have you lined up for a new iPhone?
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's a big one.
Speaker 3: Remember there was a time when there was a line
Speaker 3: outside the Apple store even mall. You remember that they
Speaker 3: had like all security guards and everything is basically take
Speaker 3: a number.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can play with the big dogs in Sydney Melbourne,
Speaker 2: Yeah we can. We can form a queue as well.
Speaker 6: What about the lineup for Krispy Cremes when they open.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, spot on. So I was in Sydney
Speaker 2: when Krispy Kreme first open and we to Penrith from
Speaker 2: the city to get these donuts and there was a lineup.
Speaker 2: It took like two or three hours.
Speaker 6: Really yeah, And was it worth it?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I think because you knew that
Speaker 2: you put in the effort, you were like, oh man,
Speaker 2: it was totally worth it. It was good, But I
Speaker 2: don't know if it was life changing.
Speaker 3: A lot of the time in summer, when you drive
Speaker 3: past the port Elliott Bakery that is probably two blocks deep,
Speaker 3: ye line just to get a sausage roll.
Speaker 2: See port Elliott Bakery consistently is our version of Krispy
Speaker 2: Kreme back in the day open now and Sydney always
Speaker 2: giant lines.
Speaker 6: Let's go to Sam. Hey, Sam, good morning. What's the
Speaker 6: longest you've lined up?
Speaker 12: So COVID test nine thirty pm left at ten thirty a.
Speaker 12: M oh my, we went in the line that song
Speaker 12: that my battery went flat in the car.
Speaker 6: Oh your car battery went flat?
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 12: We were so sick. There was two of us and
Speaker 12: we were so sick, and it was obviously early days
Speaker 12: when we had to you know, you had to have
Speaker 12: your PCR test and blah blah blah. So you know,
Speaker 12: the rule was yep, go to test, and that's what
Speaker 12: we had to do. But thirteen hours, it was. It
Speaker 12: was the worst time ever.
Speaker 6: Was that was that in vic Park?
Speaker 12: Yes?
Speaker 6: Yeah, I remember that.
Speaker 3: I remember just waking up to the news that people
Speaker 3: had been sleeping in their cars wanting to get a
Speaker 3: COVID test.
Speaker 12: It was. It was hideous. And and then of course
Speaker 12: they had the like the booking. Yeah, so we were
Speaker 12: at the front of the line and then you know,
Speaker 12: come seven o'clock, all these people are just you know,
Speaker 12: coming on through in front of us. I mean, oh,
Speaker 12: we were like ready to murder.
Speaker 6: So that's truly awful. But you survived it, well done. Okay,
Speaker 6: it's curd of Kathy, good morning, good morning. What did
Speaker 6: you line up for?
Speaker 8: So?
Speaker 1: I am a Potterhead?
Speaker 12: So I lined up the last book Harry Potter and
Speaker 12: the Jessy Hallow a classic.
Speaker 2: Of course she did. Yeah, you're a Potterhead.
Speaker 6: Not to be confused with the pothead.
Speaker 2: I don't know, that was the thing, No.
Speaker 6: Kathy, So how long in total?
Speaker 2: So we were there from.
Speaker 12: About one o'clock in the morning, but the gentleman at
Speaker 12: the beginning of the line, he was.
Speaker 11: There from five o'clos when the store clothed before.
Speaker 6: Oh my goodness. Okay, here's the question. Was it worth it?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: Okay, never watched Harry Posh.
Speaker 2: I've never watched to do either.
Speaker 6: Samantha, Good morning, Good morning.
Speaker 8: How are you good?
Speaker 6: What'd you line up for?
Speaker 8: I had to line out for Bardoe?
Speaker 6: You were sorry, poor girl was in.
Speaker 12: We waited seven hours.
Speaker 2: My god, we were the cut off point.
Speaker 8: We were the last people and then the other so
Speaker 8: many hundred other people weren't allowed to see them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, at the heart of their popularity, Samantha. That it
Speaker 3: was just enormous, wasn't it.
Speaker 1: Oh, it was ridiculous.
Speaker 12: You see, my daughter's thirty three, so it was a
Speaker 12: very long time ago.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Samantha. Let this absolutely banger, just resonating those ear holes,
Speaker 2: making all of those screaming.
Speaker 3: That's a lot, isn't it fun? And then we discovered
Speaker 3: where everyone was like, oh my god, those girls must
Speaker 3: be rolling in money. And then we found out they
Speaker 3: were making eight cents a day.
Speaker 2: Exactly where are they now?
Speaker 3: They would have been better working in a shop at
Speaker 3: Marion Shopping Center.
Speaker 1: But you tell me you built a time machine on
Speaker 1: this daisy getting there, crawling towards a finish.
Speaker 2: Ie must be close to the end of the week,
Speaker 2: isn't it that mean? What's the days? What does it?
Speaker 2: Friday's a Friday? It's Friday. Let's take a little trip
Speaker 2: down memory lane. Let's go back third of November. Let's
Speaker 2: go back to nineteen seventy three. Sampang Chrissy Swan born
Speaker 2: in Melbourne. They both turned fifty.
Speaker 3: Chances of Christy baking a cake? Yeah, pretty good.
Speaker 2: Let's go back a few years before that, fifteen oh seven.
Speaker 2: Times were different back then. I'll tell you that much
Speaker 2: for free. Leonardo da Vinci was commissioned to paint the
Speaker 2: portrait that became known as the Mona Lisa. And did
Speaker 2: they put him on the map?
Speaker 3: And apparently it's super super tiny. Yeah, like it's really
Speaker 3: really small.
Speaker 2: I feel like a lot of people have said that
Speaker 2: it's quite underwhelming. Yeah right, obviously ahead of its time.
Speaker 2: Back in fifteen oh seven, art wasn't that good? Yeah?
Speaker 6: God, you must get sick of women saying that to you.
Speaker 2: So underwhelming. I'm like, thank you very much. Twenty nineteen,
Speaker 2: Ashley Barty won that W TWOA Finals in China, receiving
Speaker 2: US four point four to two million dollars, the biggest
Speaker 2: winners prize in Tennessee history. And then here we go,
Speaker 2: here we are. I'm going to say, here, what do
Speaker 2: you reckon? Happened? After that? They had a Barti party. Okay,
Speaker 2: Barty party, I get it. Yes, yes, every single time
Speaker 2: ash Bay did something that was even slightly good body party, and.
Speaker 6: I think you got banned in our news room. After
Speaker 6: a while. There's no body body.
Speaker 2: You've got to come up with something new. And then
Speaker 2: she would eat like really spicy currently be like farty
Speaker 2: Barty or something like that, and you're like, no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 2: that's not going to wear anyway. No one saw on
Speaker 2: November two thousand and nine, What You Say by Jason
Speaker 2: du Roulo love this song?
Speaker 6: Is there a chance he will say his name?
Speaker 2: Probably a pretty good chant much time now for Jody's diary.
Speaker 2: It gives a bit of a thing. What do we got?
Speaker 3: Okay, So the things kept happening during this week, and
Speaker 3: I was like, I like that, Oh my god, I
Speaker 3: like that more. And so it escalated.
Speaker 6: Do you want to hear?
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, strap yourselves in.
Speaker 6: See diary. I'm just going to come out and say it.
Speaker 3: This week we found ourselves saying how good are bagpipes?
Speaker 6: Natalie from Parallel Morning six thirty. That's early Nat, it's
Speaker 6: a bagpiper.
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, Natalie.
Speaker 3: Down all right, Matt enjoy your coffee for a.
Speaker 2: Week's is he heard?
Speaker 3: Old?
Speaker 2: Hey Nat, you're still there? Yeah, you're a single long
Speaker 2: is in the bag. I'd take it all back. That's
Speaker 2: the atmosphere we bring. Yeah at the sayur day, have
Speaker 2: a latt stay fro an a cafe.
Speaker 3: And if there's one thing I love more than bagpipes,
Speaker 3: it's watching Hazy crush on Fizzy.
Speaker 6: I did see one a.
Speaker 3: Little shot on Instagram where Fitzer is like Hazy's double parked.
Speaker 3: And if there's one thing I love more than bagpipes
Speaker 3: and watching Hazy crush on FIZZI it's a Justin Bieber
Speaker 3: Christmas hit.
Speaker 2: Justin Bieber when he teamed up with Buster Arms back
Speaker 2: in the day.
Speaker 6: Oh he didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called Drummer Boy. This was a Beaver special
Speaker 2: back in the day. Enjoy the lyrics. Enjoy the beautiful
Speaker 2: Christmas vibes and this little absolute bang of brings.
Speaker 9: Down when the bee because the beagles, because I'm playing
Speaker 9: for the sun, claiming for the King.
Speaker 3: And if there's one thing I love more than bagpipes,
Speaker 3: fitzy crushes and beabs, it's snorting. It was a big
Speaker 3: snort from me, wasn't it like solid snort?
Speaker 2: Apologies for that nicole from you.
Speaker 3: And if there's one thing I love more than bagpipes,
Speaker 3: fitzy crushes, beabs and snorting, it's saying the S E
Speaker 3: N text line.
Speaker 2: That's a good text line, very busy as well, like this.
Speaker 2: So for seven four one six, this one came through
Speaker 2: from k.
Speaker 6: Thanks for that, Canaan Hazy.
Speaker 3: Now please talk about the Crow's number sixteen draft pick
Speaker 3: for twenty minutes straight.
Speaker 7: Rod, what.
Speaker 3: And if there's one thing I love more than bagpipes,
Speaker 3: Spitzy crushes, beef snorting, and Cane Hazy, it's floppy boobs.
Speaker 3: As Rose told us, what's in her handbag? And what
Speaker 3: random item is in your handbag?
Speaker 8: Rose, I I've got a bra under wire.
Speaker 12: I can't go one firm and one floppy.
Speaker 2: That's so true. It is so true.
Speaker 3: We live by that one absolute motto that Andrew Hayes
Speaker 3: looks by. And if there's one thing I love more
Speaker 3: than bagpipes, spitzy crushes, snorting, Canaan Hazy and floppy boobs,
Speaker 3: it's a good old fashioned sweetie. Chick Chat's coming up too.
Speaker 3: You're going to feature very heavily in that as well.
Speaker 3: We're talking dating age gaps, not you. You don't get
Speaker 3: to partakes called chick chat for a reason.
Speaker 2: I get to throw in some special comments every now
Speaker 2: and then.
Speaker 6: He loves being involved in the sweety piem for real.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, thank you very much to do that little sweety
Speaker 2: in the newsroom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, but you not what I don't love not having
Speaker 6: any friends.
Speaker 2: Hey, Joe, you struggles make friends. Here's how to make
Speaker 2: you're my friend? Are you.
Speaker 6: Bebes and.
Speaker 3: Canaan Hazy take this into your weekend on of met Mate.
Speaker 2: It's exactly right, and you can take that into working
Speaker 2: day as well.
Speaker 7: Yuess.
Speaker 2: It does the best version of you. You go get
Speaker 2: a tiger.
Speaker 6: Oh my love.
Speaker 2: Jody jode Zoch was scrolling Instagram last night for the
Speaker 2: best part of about forty five minutes, and I always
Speaker 2: go down this outrageous rabbit hole of just useless stupid information. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's actually and I did see a study of that
Speaker 2: day where it releases in doorphins. Yes, people get addicted
Speaker 2: to it. That makes so much sense. I'm addicted to
Speaker 2: it each and every night, never fixed.
Speaker 6: Wouldn't you rather spend time with your family?
Speaker 2: An they're all in bed by then?
Speaker 6: Oh right, gotcha.
Speaker 2: So that's when all the kids are long in bedding.
Speaker 2: Cars gone to bed, So I'm left to my own devices,
Speaker 2: which is so so dangerous mixed with the.
Speaker 3: Internet, possibly go wrong. Andrew Hayes on the Internet alone together.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so car put a filter on the Internet system.
Speaker 2: Actually did. I'm not that bad. It's not that bad.
Speaker 2: But something popped up that absolutely blew my mind. So
Speaker 2: it was a dude who goes by the handle of
Speaker 2: the anchor underscore bear and tell me if this resonates
Speaker 2: with you, and if it makes sense, you're ready.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 2: It's to do with dogs.
Speaker 8: Dodge used to turn white and it was better. They
Speaker 8: used to put too much bone meal in the dog
Speaker 8: boot and it would turn the way. Now this color.
Speaker 8: We used to have magic color changing dogs, but this
Speaker 8: woke mind virus has taking that away.
Speaker 2: From us.
Speaker 8: Thanks a lot, Keyboard Social Justice Warriors.
Speaker 2: Now, I'm not sure that it can be blamed on
Speaker 2: the coronavirus, but dog poo used to be wormed. Do
Speaker 2: you remember that.
Speaker 3: I remember just walking down the street and seeing white
Speaker 3: dog poo.
Speaker 2: Yes, wow, yeah, And now it's not it Did.
Speaker 6: He say it's the ingredients in their foods?
Speaker 2: The ingredients? So I looked it up a bit of research.
Speaker 2: What used to happen, particularly with the dog biscuits, is
Speaker 2: it was full of bone marrow as an ingredient. Too
Speaker 2: much calcium makes your poo term white woo. Used to
Speaker 2: be white. Now it's not so much so that last
Speaker 2: night I got up in the middle of the night
Speaker 2: and I was there's dog pooh everywhere at our house. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Our dog is just built for it. Yeah, built to
Speaker 2: take that extra dump, very incontinent, completely black dried. Our
Speaker 2: dog poop now is black. Go on test it out
Speaker 2: for yourself right now at home. Go find some dog poop.
Speaker 2: You won't find white dog pool anymore.
Speaker 6: If a human did a white dog pool, you'd be.
Speaker 2: Like, too much calcium, too much bone marrow in your diet.
Speaker 2: Please test it out. Go find a dog and have
Speaker 2: a look at its poop. Tell them Jodi and Hazy
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