Speaker 1: We got get you the morning.
Speaker 2: Every day, Adelaide, he gets to Houston again, so we
Speaker 2: don't have a problem.
Speaker 3: Please welcome to the Jodey and Hazy Show.
Speaker 4: Dan, Houston is insane. Your generosity, Dan, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5: For those playing along at home.
Speaker 6: Dan and I have a long history of awkward encounters
Speaker 6: in terms of greeting each other.
Speaker 5: This morning.
Speaker 4: Is beautiful, like a couple of old mates.
Speaker 5: I think we didn't go the kiss on the check
Speaker 5: and that was the key.
Speaker 7: Yeah. It was just easy and smooth and predictable.
Speaker 5: Yeahable, it's exactly.
Speaker 6: Hey, we just announced our most awesome coffee finalists.
Speaker 5: Do you have a local coffee?
Speaker 7: I do have a local coffee.
Speaker 8: I'm a mile end boy, so go to I go
Speaker 8: to love On in my End and love the coffee there,
Speaker 8: and I'm a local around there, So go there every day.
Speaker 6: And tell everyone the sad story about how you broke
Speaker 6: your coffee machiner.
Speaker 8: Home had to So I was filling the coffee beans
Speaker 8: up in the water at the same time, so both
Speaker 8: the coffee grinder was open. I s filled the water
Speaker 8: backs and into the coffee grinder and it wasn't heaps
Speaker 8: and Google gave me absolutely no confidence and told me
Speaker 8: it was all but it was.
Speaker 6: Cooked right season over for the coffee off air.
Speaker 9: Like he described that situation, it's the equivalent of putting
Speaker 9: diesel in your petrol car. It's once it's in there
Speaker 9: and you start driving, it's buggered.
Speaker 6: Yeah you're done, Hazy. You've heard a little footy rumor
Speaker 6: about Dan? Do you want to tell everyone about that place?
Speaker 9: That's one ifil dot com And apparently Dan it might
Speaker 9: be just returning home to port A to Victoria.
Speaker 4: Oh come on Dan? So in short for those.
Speaker 9: Who haven't seen it, and it makes sense of course
Speaker 9: he's an Australian defender. Apparently there's a bunch of Melbourne
Speaker 9: clubs who are circling and trying to entice the great
Speaker 9: man to come home.
Speaker 6: Don't you love that terminology circling. It's like all these
Speaker 6: birds are just above you.
Speaker 5: Dan, about your head, just trying to get you to
Speaker 5: come back to the mills.
Speaker 4: It's a beautiful piece of mates. And these are very
Speaker 4: very hungry sharks.
Speaker 6: There are some crows that want to peck your eyes
Speaker 6: down anyway, Are you going home?
Speaker 8: But I guess the wording is pretty funny, But nah,
Speaker 8: I guess. You know, I love my time in Adelaide
Speaker 8: and the Porte and you know, I see myself being
Speaker 8: here and beg from Melbourne. There's always going to be
Speaker 8: stuff like that coming up, so it is a little
Speaker 8: bit frustrating having that in the media. But I'm committed
Speaker 8: to Port and obviously contractors still got three years left,
Speaker 8: so fully committed to Port and yeah, fully committed to
Speaker 8: winning this weekend as well.
Speaker 4: Is this home? Does it feel like home for you?
Speaker 4: He settled.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it does always refer to Adelaide's home and Mum
Speaker 8: gets a little bit angry because home is Melbourne. But
Speaker 8: you know, I'm settled and committed and yeah.
Speaker 6: But but be honest, is your manager fielding some calls
Speaker 6: and he's like, I said, no, leave the lord for.
Speaker 8: What the manager gets paid, I honestly don't talk to
Speaker 8: Hi much at all. He could be doing a lot
Speaker 8: of that.
Speaker 6: Oh dear. Now something else that's happened behind the scenes
Speaker 6: that Hazy uncovered down to Port training.
Speaker 4: Actually we got to when we were lurking.
Speaker 9: I think we went for Todd Marshall a few weeks ago.
Speaker 9: We ran it to Dan in the car park, unusual
Speaker 9: place to would catch up with mate, tell us, then,
Speaker 9: what happened to your ear?
Speaker 8: I was, I was my ear was a bit you know, cluttered.
Speaker 8: The night before the same killed a game in Melbourne,
Speaker 8: and I was like, I'm going to clean this because
Speaker 8: I need, you know, I need to be hearing before
Speaker 8: the game. Sure, So I had the earbud in there,
Speaker 8: and I was sitting on my phone after I'd finished
Speaker 8: cleaning my ear, and I had accidentally left the earbud
Speaker 8: in there, and I've gone to put my hand over
Speaker 8: my ear and shoved the queue tip all the way
Speaker 8: in and it exploded in my ear and made a
Speaker 8: massive bang, and I was dead set, like almost in tears,
Speaker 8: and then there was just blood coming out everywhere. And
Speaker 8: I couldn't hear for about two weeks out of my
Speaker 8: right ear.
Speaker 9: Just just hang on a second, can we can we
Speaker 9: picture you what at home cruises with an ear by
Speaker 9: just hanging out.
Speaker 8: I was sitting and I was sitting in the bed
Speaker 8: at the hotel room, just chilling on my phone and
Speaker 8: then completely forgotten.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and wipe your phone up to your ear and.
Speaker 7: All the way in. It was hard. It was like
Speaker 7: a little slap through the ear.
Speaker 5: So you basically got attacked by a Q tip.
Speaker 8: No one's touching my ear again. If you want to
Speaker 8: check them there, probably there's probably stuff it's.
Speaker 7: Not coming out.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of things here. You shouldn't clean out
Speaker 5: your ears with c tips because that just pushes the wax.
Speaker 4: Infe It feels really good.
Speaker 5: I know it feels nice. It gives you that little
Speaker 5: leg tingle, you know when your legs shas. I know
Speaker 5: it feels good.
Speaker 10: Dan.
Speaker 5: However, you shouldn't be doing it, And how.
Speaker 1: Do you forget you've got to.
Speaker 8: I just got really comfortable and it was just like
Speaker 8: a bit of a vibe.
Speaker 9: Yeah, but how many times you, Josie, if we're being open,
Speaker 9: not how many times as Dan used to come to
Speaker 9: the studio and he's like, oh god, he's got the.
Speaker 6: Bloody who's going to tell one of us it's the
Speaker 6: equivalent of having lipstick on your tea?
Speaker 5: Wow? So did it affect your food? Could you play it?
Speaker 8: Told Hazy I got run down from the right side,
Speaker 8: which is my right and I don't want to put
Speaker 8: it down to that, but it doesn't happen too many times,
Speaker 8: and for it to be in that game, I feel
Speaker 8: like it might have just tinkered my performance a little bit,
Speaker 8: but not too much.
Speaker 7: It's all good now.
Speaker 9: Only bounced back against the bulldogs, so that was completely fine.
Speaker 4: Before we let you.
Speaker 6: Go, we were talking about this a little earlier this morning,
Speaker 6: and we're talking about the raps that you taught yourself
Speaker 6: when you were a kid.
Speaker 5: Some of them were inappropriate, am I right?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 6: So as a team, we all collectively learned some raps
Speaker 6: when we were young children.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, feel free to keep you feedback to yourself
Speaker 4: on those ones.
Speaker 9: Dan, get fired up, come along and take a hit
Speaker 9: from the bar.
Speaker 11: He deal.
Speaker 4: Go to right down there.
Speaker 12: I'm created on myself. Wants to see emoshall Moore. They
Speaker 12: want shady, I'm chomped the stream. I like a band
Speaker 12: all light up a stage and watch chump like a candle.
Speaker 9: Dad, Were you a youngster who was cruising along spitting
Speaker 9: out some of these rap lyrics?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 8: Not really, but I do remember parking up in front
Speaker 8: of my TV and putting on MTV Hottest one hundred
Speaker 8: and there was a stage there where that we made
Speaker 8: it by eminem was on every single time, and the
Speaker 8: film clip actually got me hooked before the song. And
Speaker 8: now the song that's probably taken over.
Speaker 4: Oh there you go.
Speaker 5: What happened in the film clip that was going on?
Speaker 8: I can't I can't remember exactly, but I might give
Speaker 8: it a watching the car after this, but I think
Speaker 8: I think it's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so check it out and think of Dan Houston
Speaker 4: pretty just grooving away to this.
Speaker 6: Well, he wasn't grooving away, and the reason the film
Speaker 6: clip got him in is because he couldn't hear because
Speaker 6: he had a Q two. Yeah, if you if we
Speaker 6: were to ask you to wrap it, could you wrap it?
Speaker 8: I'm going to say no because I'm not going to
Speaker 8: do it un air. Yeah, but I know if you
Speaker 8: reckon the lyrics.
Speaker 9: Okay, he's so quick though, he's so sharp eminem with
Speaker 9: his lyrics.
Speaker 7: That's more of the chorus to me. Yeah, it's catchy.
Speaker 9: I'm not sure when the courses about the player. So
Speaker 9: hey Dan, we will let you go. Thank you so
Speaker 9: much for the tickets and also really important game. Get
Speaker 9: a big win please.
Speaker 8: Yeah, it it's very tight. I don't know percentage, so
Speaker 8: we'll see how we go. Get the win first and
Speaker 8: hopefully pile on some points.
Speaker 5: Very nice, Dan, thanks for coming in.
Speaker 7: Thank you, cheers.
Speaker 1: Okay, these weeks. You're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 6: What's news today, news, everything that you need to know
Speaker 6: to get your days started, rip into your Friday and
Speaker 6: dustly into the weekend. That's how it rolls. Newsreader, Abby,
Speaker 6: what you got? What's happened in the last twelve hours?
Speaker 14: Good morning, Well, it's what's going to happen in the
Speaker 14: next twelve hours that we're not worried about, but just
Speaker 14: need to what's going on there.
Speaker 5: It's me getting up the article about the drub rally.
Speaker 9: Norrie.
Speaker 6: Sorry, apologize, I was getting up the article that I'm
Speaker 6: about to speak about.
Speaker 9: Don't take this long way. But sometimes when you throws
Speaker 9: to you for post news news, she'll go.
Speaker 4: And have a cigarette.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I have seen that before.
Speaker 4: Go get a copy of a cigarette.
Speaker 14: It's what we'd expect from Barney the Dinosaur today form, not.
Speaker 5: Oh wow, we're going to start the show like this
Speaker 5: again last purple pants.
Speaker 14: They're dope, all right, listen to me. I've got a
Speaker 14: few minutes to go. So what's going to happen in
Speaker 14: the next twelve hours. Essentially, what they're saying is there's
Speaker 14: two massive cold fronts sweeping across from the west Perth
Speaker 14: had something like, oh, sixty seventy meals or something of rainfall,
Speaker 14: So I think we're going to get those two come over.
Speaker 14: We're expecting up to forty meals to drop in some
Speaker 14: parts of the state. It'll be up to about twenty
Speaker 14: five in the city. So it could be a very
Speaker 14: wet day and it's also set to be quite windy.
Speaker 14: So if you've got anything outside that you need to
Speaker 14: tie down, I would suggest to do that this morning.
Speaker 14: And if you've got little sausage jogs, they might get
Speaker 14: blown away, so maybe keep them inside.
Speaker 6: True, I suggest you tie down your attitude never.
Speaker 4: Okay, that's untiable.
Speaker 6: Yeah, this is what I was trying to look up
Speaker 6: on my phone, just quietly.
Speaker 11: So.
Speaker 5: A new fashion trend.
Speaker 6: Has emerged at the Republican National Convention following the assassination
Speaker 6: attempt on the former US President Donald Trump. That's not funny,
Speaker 6: but the fact that now his loyal supporters are now
Speaker 6: wearing ear bandages as a trendy accessory in tribute to
Speaker 6: Trump's healing gun wound is funny.
Speaker 4: Wow.
Speaker 14: Do you know what it reminds me of? Do you
Speaker 14: remember the ad that came out and the guy put
Speaker 14: the pads all over him with the ears and he
Speaker 14: did the robot. Yeah, and he came out and did
Speaker 14: the robot. It reminds me of that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is a bit of that.
Speaker 4: Should we get some audio for some Trump supporters?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 4: Please, just pushing the cars.
Speaker 11: I'm wearing a bandage on my radio and standing in
Speaker 11: solidarity with President Trump.
Speaker 9: We realized that this was a tragedy that should have
Speaker 9: never happened, and we wanted him to know that we
Speaker 9: are going through this with him. Finally, what was old
Speaker 9: is new again? Had I remember at one stage when
Speaker 9: we're wearing our little bandage on our face because Nelly
Speaker 9: was doing us true what's.
Speaker 4: Going on under there?
Speaker 6: It reminds me, reminds me of that girl from Mang
Speaker 6: Girls as well.
Speaker 5: Can you remember this.
Speaker 15: I saw Katy Harron wearing army pants and flip fluffs,
Speaker 15: so I bought army pants and flip flops.
Speaker 7: Ones.
Speaker 5: Katie punched me in the face once and it was
Speaker 5: the best time in my life.
Speaker 13: It was.
Speaker 14: Maybe we should all go out and buy purple pants.
Speaker 14: Jodi Jody was wearing purple pants, so I went out
Speaker 14: and bought purple pants.
Speaker 9: And no one wears purple better than Joe's are you know?
Speaker 9: And I've said that since day dot nashing.
Speaker 4: There you go with that.
Speaker 9: If you post it, snooze at news. Let you two
Speaker 9: go at it behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: You don't mind.
Speaker 5: I mean, I mean, of all the out Okay, you
Speaker 5: look great.
Speaker 14: I'm wearing purple today too. We're matching.
Speaker 6: You look great, very tough. It's a little too late
Speaker 6: for that. So of the two of us and our
Speaker 6: outfits that we're wearing today, I'm wearing a beautiful pair
Speaker 6: of purple witchery pants and a nice black top.
Speaker 5: I look smart. What's this bonehead wearing over here? Once again?
Speaker 4: I'm being this victim on the sideline. You two go
Speaker 4: once again.
Speaker 6: He's Nike hoodie that he's worn for the fourth time
Speaker 6: in a row. Step back, Bet, you're wearing shorts.
Speaker 4: I'm actually I'm not wearing pants.
Speaker 14: At all, Jody. Why are you so angry today?
Speaker 16: Bob?
Speaker 14: And take a deep breath.
Speaker 6: He's wearing Bourbon's Dogs and yet you have a go
Speaker 6: at my outfit and I'm dressed professionally.
Speaker 5: Staggering behavior from you, Abbey.
Speaker 9: And the news making feedback on a Friday that love
Speaker 9: that eleven minutes past six that you posted snow whose
Speaker 9: news mixed with all sorts of other little bits and paces.
Speaker 5: You thought he had just got to carry in the
Speaker 5: corner and miss all the flying bullets.
Speaker 4: I just want to be the guy on side that
Speaker 4: just soaks it all in.
Speaker 6: Our good friend Ryan Fitzgerald was having a chat this
Speaker 6: morning on his show Actually, and he was talking about
Speaker 6: his son Lenny, how he has taken to singing the
Speaker 6: words to Deanie by Eminem around the school yard. Yes,
Speaker 6: and the teachers had to get in contact with mister
Speaker 6: and missus Fitzgerald and perhaps suggest that this wasn't the
Speaker 6: great idea the little Lenny to be singing about sampling
Speaker 6: codeine at school.
Speaker 4: Pre school which school's lend dog going to.
Speaker 5: Somewhere down south?
Speaker 6: Anyway, it got us thinking, what were the rap songs
Speaker 6: that she learned as a kid, And we had a
Speaker 6: very very entertaining discussion about it, and so we thought,
Speaker 6: you know what, let's talk about it. In fact, even better,
Speaker 6: let's put it in musical form, let's sing about it.
Speaker 9: Isn't this ridiculous as well, that some of these lyrics
Speaker 9: are absolutely tattooed into your brain? I can't my kid's
Speaker 9: birthdays sometimes, but I can remember all these random really
Speaker 9: really destructively.
Speaker 5: Tell you what I had for lunch yesterday.
Speaker 4: Sometimes you don't even know your own name.
Speaker 5: Sometimes you don't know my name either.
Speaker 4: By the bye, all right, who wants to go first?
Speaker 4: You do you want me to go first? Yeah? Okay,
Speaker 4: Well this.
Speaker 9: Is a little bit of a random one, and you
Speaker 9: certainly won't hear these guys I know over much. But
Speaker 9: can you imagine djre Hayes, my beautiful mother when her
Speaker 9: I would have been ten or eleven, and I say,
Speaker 9: I want to buy my first musical album and I
Speaker 9: want to get up from I think it was Target
Speaker 9: in Woggle Wogger or maybe Sanity.
Speaker 4: And she says, what's that called?
Speaker 9: And I say, it's called Black Sunday by Cypress Hill.
Speaker 9: And here's one of the leads songs for those who
Speaker 9: know unbelievable. It's called Hits from the Bar. So I'm
Speaker 9: a ten year old singing this not knowing what I'm
Speaker 9: talking about. Pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along,
Speaker 9: so get hit from the bar, lockdown just for a second.
Speaker 4: Don't get me wrong. It's not a new method in
Speaker 4: the text out just got a ounce in the mail.
Speaker 9: And I in front of mom and dad and bless
Speaker 9: my mom and dad.
Speaker 4: Dad. Not what I'm singing about?
Speaker 1: Good one, Andrew, that's nice Andrew well and Mary.
Speaker 9: Jane and stacking billies and all sorts of things on
Speaker 9: the farm. And they're like, yeah, we could. We could
Speaker 9: boil up the billy and give you a cup of tea.
Speaker 4: It's not what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: How are we?
Speaker 4: I was ten or eleven perfect? Isn't that ridiculous?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Well done?
Speaker 11: I produced how to Struck It the albaning my parents
Speaker 11: so well.
Speaker 12: Were you singing?
Speaker 5: As a kid?
Speaker 3: I remember sitting with my best friend on Genius learning
Speaker 3: the lyrics for this one. But when I was in
Speaker 3: year seven, little bit in NICKI mina super bass.
Speaker 4: Get ready to go off? So yeah, oh really okay.
Speaker 3: The boys in the booming system tacked down a C
Speaker 3: with the cooling system.
Speaker 12: When you come up in the.
Speaker 3: Club and here blazing out, got stacks on deck, like
Speaker 3: you said, they're not any ill here real He might
Speaker 3: want to deal and he got.
Speaker 5: The rag up.
Speaker 12: He might, he wrote from the air, but he never
Speaker 12: bold you.
Speaker 3: Drip trip seller ownership ship, Why don't make a drip trip?
Speaker 4: Get him on the left lift. That's the kind of
Speaker 4: deal that we're looking.
Speaker 1: I can't keep going on and on and on. We
Speaker 1: stopped there.
Speaker 4: Get quite.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 7: I was eleven, like, what is she all about?
Speaker 4: She's going on producer Emily.
Speaker 10: I actually I just quickly googled this to see what
Speaker 10: year it came out. I was eleven two when this
Speaker 10: song happened to maybe maybe It's a thing.
Speaker 6: This is where rap started to infiltrate our young minds
Speaker 6: at the age eleven.
Speaker 5: Okay, what you.
Speaker 10: Got without me? By eminem bang show.
Speaker 4: Here she goes.
Speaker 11: Get it.
Speaker 1: I've created on my stuff because nobody.
Speaker 12: Wants to see marshallmore. They want shitty.
Speaker 1: I'm sharp, litt.
Speaker 12: A little bit of me the kind of jumps up
Speaker 12: my heart quicker than a chuckle.
Speaker 7: Just it's still good.
Speaker 12: Yeah, go on.
Speaker 4: Then what was playing on your MySpace page back in
Speaker 4: the day?
Speaker 6: Okay, well used to be. We didn't start the fire,
Speaker 6: but that was very very time. So still a bit
Speaker 6: of us, I baby.
Speaker 3: Baby a.
Speaker 15: L collaborate and listen us is that with my brand
Speaker 15: in a bench something Grab a hold of me tightly
Speaker 15: or like a half boom dellion lightly. I don't know,
Speaker 15: turn off the lights and I'll go to the stream.
Speaker 15: I right like a bandle, light up a stage and
Speaker 15: watch chump like a candle.
Speaker 9: Deam deadly, you're just throwords.
Speaker 1: I'm not a roll. It's time to go soul or rolling.
Speaker 4: All right, by all reports.
Speaker 9: Jody's story this week is somewhat feedback themed. Here is
Speaker 9: the week that was in the eyes of Jerdy Addie.
Speaker 1: Dear Diary. Hey guys, we're heading to Turkey.
Speaker 5: There you go, dull hope for you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, little trip to Turkey.
Speaker 5: We could do a go fun. We send you off
Speaker 5: to Turkey and get a hair dressed.
Speaker 9: Because all of a sudden and I'm getting some plugs
Speaker 9: and you've got your self booked in a little Brazilian But.
Speaker 6: You know, I love that it's an open space and
Speaker 6: we can say whatever are we like.
Speaker 1: G w s is Toby Green had some feedback for
Speaker 1: the umpires.
Speaker 4: Stop injured player.
Speaker 16: Stop.
Speaker 1: That's fine.
Speaker 4: We're stopping from the injured player.
Speaker 9: That's fine.
Speaker 6: Well, Hazy suffered a debilitating injury during birthday.
Speaker 1: Payday.
Speaker 4: Just a paint a bit of a picture.
Speaker 9: I've got a little bit of a split on the
Speaker 9: side of my mouth here and every morning.
Speaker 4: I re injure myself when I opened my mouth up
Speaker 4: too much, so I.
Speaker 9: Need to try and I just did just then so
Speaker 9: much so I think my whole face bleeding.
Speaker 5: Okay, that was a really good story about your.
Speaker 4: Mouth, Alf Serf, thanks a lot of crystal.
Speaker 5: Can anyone say, hurpy, what's that?
Speaker 1: Hopes Teddy Swims was in town? Or is that Ted Woods?
Speaker 1: Is Teddy Swims his real name?
Speaker 9: I think it's ted Wood Swim and asking and I'm
Speaker 9: not really sure to be.
Speaker 4: Honest with you.
Speaker 1: You know what I feel like a bloody buffet.
Speaker 6: Listen, it's by the bye the last I think in
Speaker 6: Brisbane shut down due to some sort of salmonella at
Speaker 6: break That's okay.
Speaker 4: I think I remember eating so much ice cream that
Speaker 4: I cracked myself. This is straight through like a genuine
Speaker 4: soft served machining down the.
Speaker 17: Other end, Miss I should have felt like and remarkably
Speaker 17: as well, Mum was comfortable with it because we.
Speaker 4: Used to go to Walger not very often, so it
Speaker 4: was a big adventure when you went to Walging.
Speaker 1: I can imagine how it would have erupted in the
Speaker 1: Hayes house.
Speaker 11: When do you drew with kids get in the hold
Speaker 11: and we're going to Walgan for sizzlers.
Speaker 6: Channel seven's David Wywood had a case of the Joe
Speaker 6: bidens this week.
Speaker 9: Thank you for your time, and I was suppose to
Speaker 9: take care and what is a really, really interesting time
Speaker 9: in America?
Speaker 1: Thanks old uncle Joe nearly ran out of batteries.
Speaker 4: Scott's brain.
Speaker 9: His brain's like, whatever you do, don't say Megan America
Speaker 9: great again. American took command to make America, so make America.
Speaker 7: Think about it.
Speaker 4: His brain's like, I'll do.
Speaker 6: And apparently an attack of the bidens is contagious.
Speaker 9: From accidentally almost saying make America great again to calling
Speaker 9: Parma Harris Cala.
Speaker 1: She said, Pamela.
Speaker 4: It's Pamela Calmla Karma. What's her name, Carmela. That's what
Speaker 4: I'm talking about.
Speaker 6: Joe Marmon, hazeus, jealousy for Crow, Joshua Shelley, his luscious
Speaker 6: hair boiled over from a.
Speaker 4: Man who's furiously thinning. Stop wasting your hand. It's a writer.
Speaker 6: Speaking of footy players. They say pregnancy makes you mad
Speaker 6: for them.
Speaker 1: Am I right?
Speaker 6: Producer produce hand over here who is quite pregnant. Came
Speaker 6: in the other morning and she said, she said.
Speaker 1: Pashed Billy Dowling.
Speaker 6: Were discovered. News reader, Abby is the last little single
Speaker 6: pringle on the planet. When we had a funeral planning chat.
Speaker 9: Being the last pringle on that point of view for
Speaker 9: the prinkle when you see the person looking in there
Speaker 9: and they're trying to get it as.
Speaker 1: Well, even in death, you're like.
Speaker 4: You still, I know he's going to help me now, bugget.
Speaker 14: That's how it feels to be the last single person
Speaker 14: on the planet.
Speaker 11: As Hazy's ability to make small talk reached horrific new.
Speaker 9: Lows, Georgy, I'm sensing some Rugby League vibes with you.
Speaker 4: Did you watch your Origin last time? How's that chat going,
Speaker 4: by the way?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Really good?
Speaker 5: Thanks?
Speaker 4: That's not from too, isn't really my fourthday? Just cheap coffee? Yeah, yeah, exactly,
Speaker 4: that's it.
Speaker 5: What can we get you this morning, Jordy?
Speaker 4: Just a small double shot last thank you? What did
Speaker 4: Joshua Shelley say that Isaac Rankin's.
Speaker 1: Orders double shot? Tick alo Almond Milker.
Speaker 4: So there you go, Jordy, you're more like Isaac Rankin.
Speaker 4: Then you think lovely.
Speaker 5: Johnny doesn't know who I don't like school? How are
Speaker 5: you going late.
Speaker 4: Pleasure.
Speaker 9: He's going to go tell his mates and tell you
Speaker 9: what chat.
Speaker 4: You don't have a lot day from faith, but good
Speaker 4: coffee though.
Speaker 6: And let's round out the week with a mash up
Speaker 6: of those inappropriate rap songs we all sang as a kid.
Speaker 9: Piket packet, fire it up, come along, take a hit
Speaker 9: from the bar? Any here real what I do? And
Speaker 9: he got the ruggun there.
Speaker 12: I'm created on myself. Nobody wants to see e Marshall Moore.
Speaker 12: They want shady. I'm choplu to the stream, I rock
Speaker 12: a right like a band, or light up the stige
Speaker 12: And what's chump like a candle?
Speaker 11: Da?
Speaker 1: Sorry to Uncle Joe.
Speaker 4: Make America, Make America think.
Speaker 11: About pregnant women and their horny dreams and kids singing
Speaker 11: filthy raps to the stream? I right like a band,
Speaker 11: All light up the stage and watch chump like a candle?
Speaker 1: Da go off?
Speaker 11: This weekend, Kings and Queens, Oh my love Jody.
Speaker 4: Thing this week controversy.
Speaker 6: Yes, of course, tonaciously canceled their Adelaide Entertainment Center date
Speaker 6: on Monday night because one of the band members had
Speaker 6: a little bit too much to say about the Donald
Speaker 6: Trump's assassination situation. So we've gone with controversy.
Speaker 5: Is that thing this week?
Speaker 9: All plumb this right now? The score is first teen
Speaker 9: to nine in my favor, I reckon. You want to
Speaker 9: last maybe a couple of weeks from Rojo's.
Speaker 4: You're on fight, I have you are on?
Speaker 6: Which is why today is so very important just to
Speaker 6: keep your ego.
Speaker 9: Intact absolutely because sometimes it can get a little bit
Speaker 9: out of control away from you. Yeah, and I appreciate
Speaker 9: when you reel it back in, so thank you, because
Speaker 9: I can be very, very obnoxious in this space.
Speaker 6: Yes you can, but that's okay. All right, controversy, let's go.
Speaker 6: So I've gone with the og of controversy. This woman
Speaker 6: back in the day in particular, just basically released a
Speaker 6: book on sex that was It was a coffee table
Speaker 6: book on sex.
Speaker 9: That's nice, the one and only Madnna like your prayer.
Speaker 4: Remember she was going out with Dennis Rodman.
Speaker 15: Oh God, I what Dennis Robin who's all that come?
Speaker 6: Can you remember when she was married to Guy Richie,
Speaker 6: the film producer, and he came out and he said
Speaker 6: of his wife at the time, no, I think they
Speaker 6: just split up. It was like going to bed with
Speaker 6: a piece of gristle when she was super skinny, remember.
Speaker 4: Not Okay, I don't remember that, but that's really.
Speaker 6: Aggressive to real whack in the face in it piece
Speaker 6: of gristle.
Speaker 9: I'll keep those thoughts yourself there, muscles. Yeah, believable anyway,
Speaker 9: all right, Madonna like a prayer at V. I think
Speaker 9: this bloke is sticking of controversy because he is genuinely
Speaker 9: mad as a cut snake.
Speaker 4: Okay, West Stronger.
Speaker 9: Everything he says is controversial, even when he's not mean
Speaker 9: to be controversial. He is and his wife it is probably,
Speaker 9: as we speak, not wearing much.
Speaker 5: She's not wearing anything about the other day with a
Speaker 5: sheer top on. It was literally just her boobs.
Speaker 4: Yeah, just the boobs, good stuff. I'm gonna sorry. I
Speaker 4: didn't mean it late.
Speaker 9: I don't endorse that, Okay.
Speaker 6: I mean, can we go to the tape because it
Speaker 6: sounded like you very much indorsed it.
Speaker 4: Oh, I dig up, stupid.
Speaker 5: Up, hazy.
Speaker 14: I'm not going to so much, but maybe a little
Speaker 14: impassioned plea wouldn't go astray for you right now.
Speaker 5: With him, don't do what you always do. Thank you
Speaker 5: very much. You're a moderator. You're the moderator. You're supposed
Speaker 5: to be impartial.
Speaker 14: I'm just saying, Jody, you could do an impassion please
Speaker 14: as well.
Speaker 4: There you go. You've heard the boss. Do yourself a favor.
Speaker 4: If you want the.
Speaker 9: Right person to win, vote for Stronger by Kanye West
Speaker 9: at Jody and Hazy on Instagram.
Speaker 5: What planet would you endorse Kanye West for anything? Ever?
Speaker 14: Nobody's endorsing him. It's just a good song.
Speaker 4: He's got bloody good music.
Speaker 9: Sure, the man's perhaps cut madder than a cut snake,
Speaker 9: but that cut snake knows how to put out some
Speaker 9: good music.
Speaker 5: Need I remind the moderator impartial?
Speaker 9: All right, we're going announce a winning song at eight
Speaker 9: o'clock this morning. Votes please right now at Jody and
Speaker 9: Hazy on Instagram. Coming up next, nobodys, pay your bills
Speaker 9: if you haven't done so already, redister your bill right now.
Speaker 5: And I would have gone gold dinner.
Speaker 9: If I are you, you would have say Goldinger.
Speaker 2: I didn't mean that.
Speaker 4: Sorry.
Speaker 9: Let find this in system. There's no gold Ginger in
Speaker 9: the system. Here in numbers.
Speaker 7: Most awesome.
Speaker 5: Is most awesome coffee.
Speaker 7: We have the good coffee that's coming we're setting.
Speaker 9: Yes off the back of Jodi and Hates's most Awesome Donuts.
Speaker 9: We thought, what don't we just keep going with this
Speaker 9: thing and is get the new category. And people of
Speaker 9: South Australia, boy oh boy, they love their coffee.
Speaker 6: We have had nominations coming in thick and fast, and
Speaker 6: this is the exciting part.
Speaker 5: Because we have narrowed it down to the top five.
Speaker 9: Here we go, yes, all right, The top five is
Speaker 9: as follows. Coming in Number one, you've got in no
Speaker 9: particular order, Jero Espresso from Mowson Lakes. What I'm guys,
Speaker 9: and just quick heads up jokes. The voting process will
Speaker 9: be this so this will be on Facebook and then
Speaker 9: you've got to use the emojis as a form of
Speaker 9: a vote.
Speaker 4: We've done this before.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so zero is the thumbs up emoji. Don't get
Speaker 6: confused because you just have to click on it.
Speaker 5: It'll come up.
Speaker 6: It'll be very simple for you. Finalists Number two Good
Speaker 6: Air Coffee, It's Sea for me.
Speaker 5: Congrats, smash the love heart icon that one.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 9: Number three, Oh, here we go and this is the
Speaker 9: place close to my heart. Willow Bend Coffee and Croydon
Speaker 9: and have very appropriate from my heart. To vote for
Speaker 9: Willow Band Coffee, use the little care emoji bash.
Speaker 4: It please, okay.
Speaker 6: Finalist number four right here in the heart of the city,
Speaker 6: Fresco Gar.
Speaker 9: Yes, we're also passionate about Fresco Bar, as we have
Speaker 9: these nice little relationships with the guys down there.
Speaker 6: Just because we have relationships. It's not correlated either. This
Speaker 6: is genuine voting, impartial online.
Speaker 9: This is literally the votes have been talied up. So
Speaker 9: if you want to vote for Fresco Bar, little laugh emoji.
Speaker 6: Okay haha, our final finalists, I'll let you do the honest.
Speaker 4: Coffee Factory port nor longer.
Speaker 9: Good stuff guys a little wow emoji if you want
Speaker 9: to vote for the good guys at Coffee Factory.
Speaker 4: Important line.
Speaker 6: Congratulations to all five finalists. Get voting now on the
Speaker 6: Nova nine one nine Facebook page. To get your favorite
Speaker 6: coffee across the line is Adelaide's most Awesome. Each coffee
Speaker 6: place has a corresponding react button. Just smash it to
Speaker 6: get your favorite coffee place over the line.
Speaker 9: Good luck to all of our finalists and we will
Speaker 9: announce a winner next week.
Speaker 14: I would like to reiterate that I sat there yesterday
Speaker 14: for an hour telling up the votes. Okay here, So
Speaker 14: it definitely wasn't just like, oh yeah, this looks good.
Speaker 14: I literally went through every single comment.
Speaker 9: So can you off top of your head on it's
Speaker 9: quick maths and it's a question with that.
Speaker 4: Noticed how many votes around? Like this thing? We're pretty crazy,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 14: There was a round about five hundred this time, so
Speaker 14: donuts had a bit more because I think donuts. You know,
Speaker 14: no one hates stonnuts. Some people don't drink coffee, like
Speaker 14: my mum doesn't drink coffee. Yeah, but that's okay, there's
Speaker 14: a round about five hundred.
Speaker 5: Beauty, what about.
Speaker 6: Her in the newsroom just going I sat there for
Speaker 6: an hour doing my job.
Speaker 14: No, that wasn't my job, Thank you very much.
Speaker 9: There, looking forward to crowning and win it next week
Speaker 9: for Jodi and Hazy's most Awesome Coffee Jump on the Facebook.
Speaker 4: Please cast your vote.
Speaker 2: Battle.
Speaker 9: It is a really aggressive space where too let's call
Speaker 9: us musical athletes go head to head.
Speaker 4: But we're trying to help you. We're trying to.
Speaker 9: Put you in the right sort of mindset and vibe
Speaker 9: for a Friday.
Speaker 4: Then this week is controversy.
Speaker 6: We are preparing for the balle the Banger's Olympics in Paris.
Speaker 5: So it's a lead up tournament. Let's see how I go.
Speaker 5: I went, Madonna, I'm around and you've.
Speaker 9: Found some form too. By the way, you're peaking at
Speaker 9: the right time. Olympics is just around the corner.
Speaker 4: Appreciate qan of.
Speaker 5: Controversy, bit of match.
Speaker 11: Do you know what?
Speaker 4: I like this song? I don't mind this.
Speaker 5: Song and the film clip was a picul.
Speaker 4: Controversial because it was a very flesh.
Speaker 5: He's very religious in that way, combining a bit of flesh.
Speaker 4: As well, flesh and religion. I'm not sure that's a duo.
Speaker 4: You see too much not often? Okay, name of words
Speaker 4: on that space for me, I was just about to.
Speaker 9: Say, don't like Hey, muscles, stop.
Speaker 6: You found she's talk with a little bit of trouble
Speaker 6: and miss Arena before.
Speaker 4: So let's not Yes Madonna v. Kanye West.
Speaker 9: This guy speaks, tweets, any sort of communication, and then
Speaker 9: it's pretty much controversial.
Speaker 6: His wife though not allowed to speak. She's been muted
Speaker 6: by Kane.
Speaker 4: Maybe she's not allowed to wear much clothes.
Speaker 5: Not that were those things talk or wear clothes?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 9: Producers, Zoe, it is thirteen nine and my favor. Yeah,
Speaker 9: you've got a bit of a result for I.
Speaker 5: Really want to come back to continue.
Speaker 3: Well, it's been type the whole way with this one.
Speaker 3: People love a bit of controversy, sex cells, et cetera. Yeah,
Speaker 3: very close the entire way, but there has been a
Speaker 3: pretty clear winner in the end.
Speaker 5: No general, Please, we.
Speaker 4: Are thank you in advance, appreciate that.
Speaker 16: It's what which brings ten thirteen Keeople missing the cues
Speaker 16: here sounds I'm like, I'm like old made on zooland
Speaker 16: I'm going up for my award.
Speaker 9: It's not even me believable stuff. That's all right, congratulations
Speaker 9: hates you? What makes me feel better?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 9: I know that you really need this hazy.
Speaker 4: It such a sort.
Speaker 3: Loser press play on Madonna's super noxious winning or losing
Speaker 3: gracious stuff thirteen to ten.
Speaker 4: Jody, is that three weeks in a run?
Speaker 5: I think it is for you're challenge.
Speaker 14: This is kind of how you start all the time.
Speaker 14: You're good at the very start, then you're fade off
Speaker 14: at the end. AFL career lover.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what it has. First quarter in the bedroom,
Speaker 4: best time.
Speaker 9: I'll have fourteen fifteen possessions the first sucked me out a.
Speaker 5: Three quarter time though he'll be eight goals up at
Speaker 5: quarter time.
Speaker 6: By the last quarter, the coach is gone, your career
Speaker 6: is done.
Speaker 10: You are done and has kicked him out of the
Speaker 10: Classic anyway, twitched off, she's gone to watch Mastership.
Speaker 9: Who is your winning song for Battle of the Bangers?
Speaker 9: Congratulations to Jodie. Joe's best time of the week. You
Speaker 9: know how I feel about Ryan fitzs sheld on Friday,
Speaker 9: but on this particular Friday when he's for Lover Crows
Speaker 9: are playing tonight, can be just a little bit nerve
Speaker 9: if your wanting you fit.
Speaker 13: Toughest time of the year, Hayes. You know it's cold,
Speaker 13: it's freezing cold. You're halfway well, you're getting towards the
Speaker 13: end of the year. This is where I used to excel.
Speaker 13: On the bench. I'd be sort of on an exercise
Speaker 13: bike because the camera would throw down to me on
Speaker 13: the sideline. I would be pleading to the coach get
Speaker 13: me on the ground. That's when I was at my
Speaker 13: best this time of year every year.
Speaker 9: Just quickly fits on the Crows. Just want to get
Speaker 9: your thoughts on there. So lovely and wonderful and very
Speaker 9: very above board. Producer Emily accidentally revealed something that we
Speaker 9: delivered on air about Billy Dowling. Said, that's in her
Speaker 9: pregnant state, hormones are flowing. That she had a bit
Speaker 9: of a dream where she was pashing on with Billy
Speaker 9: Dowling about a fifteen year age gap. So we thought
Speaker 9: it was appropriate to tell Joshua Shelley a couple of
Speaker 9: days ago to wish. He felt a little bit awkward
Speaker 9: about it. But you're a big, big Crows fan.
Speaker 4: In your dreams?
Speaker 9: Are you pashing any of them?
Speaker 5: God?
Speaker 13: How have I dream I've dreamt of pashing over the years.
Speaker 13: Billie Dowling is a good looking kid and playing great football,
Speaker 13: so I can understand he's in a lot of young
Speaker 13: women's dreams at the moment.
Speaker 6: No, but this is the whole point. EM's not young
Speaker 6: and is significantly older than him, and she's pregnant and
Speaker 6: she's getting married.
Speaker 13: We need to decipher that dream. What does it mean
Speaker 13: when you hook up with someone in a dream? What
Speaker 13: does that mean? Does that person die or I don't know,
Speaker 13: I don't know, but we need a dream decipher.
Speaker 9: I think we've uncovered that it means that she's got
Speaker 9: an angry fiance right now.
Speaker 5: We just deciphered it for you.
Speaker 6: Hey, let's speak Lenny, please, all things Lenny, because he
Speaker 6: this week, well, he found himself in a bit of
Speaker 6: trouble at school for singing a song in the playground.
Speaker 13: So my son, Lenny's eleven years of age, he's learnt
Speaker 13: his first rap song. And I think everybody remembers that
Speaker 13: moment where you're in your bedroom, you're listening to the song,
Speaker 13: you're writing down the lyrics, and you remember it for
Speaker 13: the first time, how exciting it is to perform it
Speaker 13: in front of your mates. So Lenny's done it at
Speaker 13: school a few weeks ago, and unfortunately it's Eminem's Houdini,
Speaker 13: which it starts quite well, and he's he's not bad.
Speaker 7: This is him starting with a rap.
Speaker 1: Now one what a.
Speaker 17: Little baby belt with the hot tongue sticking up, Yeah,
Speaker 17: like a salt from with a forehead girl hands from
Speaker 17: so the like joke pulling up in the chrysler to
Speaker 17: the sofa with the vicksbers and the bud light shat
Speaker 17: lyrical texas Electrician y'are like work and I'm going to
Speaker 17: play sand if you want to make leave and you
Speaker 17: know he's if it was a partech leaf.
Speaker 4: It would be a.
Speaker 17: Sprinds breakfee if I was as naked dick selling that
Speaker 17: she would love with me.
Speaker 14: We never have shout out a fifth pup. I don't
Speaker 14: know I'm going to be like.
Speaker 7: So he's pretty good. That's the first verse, and it's
Speaker 7: not too bad.
Speaker 13: I mean, he talks about a bud Light T shirt
Speaker 13: in there, but then he goes into the second verse.
Speaker 13: The second verse talks about Eminem being a dope fiend
Speaker 13: who's eating too much codeine as a way of coping.
Speaker 5: So classical line.
Speaker 13: So he's been pulled aside by the teachers. Stop going
Speaker 13: around and telling everyone that you're a.
Speaker 4: Dope fiend every single time.
Speaker 9: See Fitz, I was talking about how my mom because
Speaker 9: she had no idea what it was. My first album
Speaker 9: that I bought was Black Sunday by Cyprus hill Ye
Speaker 9: and the song I was punching out was Hits from
Speaker 9: the Bar like.
Speaker 4: You How unbelievable.
Speaker 13: This is the greatest hip hop album of all time.
Speaker 4: Oh my A to the K home Boy.
Speaker 13: There was so many good songs on this album, but yeah,
Speaker 13: it was you Felt naughty. It was like listening to
Speaker 13: Kevin Bloody Wilson take for the first time, and I.
Speaker 4: Didn't know what I was doing.
Speaker 9: So I'm cruise around doing they pick it packet, fire
Speaker 9: it up, Come along, take a hit from the ball
Speaker 9: in front of mom, and Mom's.
Speaker 4: Like, oh, look at it. He's got a passion.
Speaker 13: I just got a pound in the mail was another
Speaker 13: line in there, Azuela, And I'm.
Speaker 4: Like, dad was like an English pound or yeah, very nice.
Speaker 4: I wonder if they had to pay extra postage for that?
Speaker 11: It is?
Speaker 13: Do you know what there was that that gangster period
Speaker 13: of the eighties and the nineties, So many kids knew
Speaker 13: those lyrics and had no idea what they were rapping about.
Speaker 6: Meantime, Old Little Joe's from Tazzy is just like Harry Trumandursday.
Speaker 4: Specific that was.
Speaker 7: A rap in itself.
Speaker 4: Wasn't of that song. It was a gangster in that.
Speaker 6: I genuinely can't remember where my children are half the
Speaker 6: given time, but I can remember every single lyric to we.
Speaker 5: Didn't Start the Fire.
Speaker 4: That's good, isn't it?
Speaker 5: Go figure, how does the human brainwork?
Speaker 9: Hey, fits, he appreciate your time. He'll do it all
Speaker 9: there next week and good luck to your crows tonight.
Speaker 7: Love you guys, Thanks for having me