Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Lauren, start your morning the bright Away.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren you one hundred Well, good morning everybody,
Speaker 2: welcoming you Wednesday. How are we doing team?
Speaker 3: Good morning guys.
Speaker 2: What's what's the situation? I hear likes to Bali being
Speaker 2: so that pesky volcanic ash cloud.
Speaker 3: Remember that, Remember the people that then had to stay
Speaker 3: in Bali for an extra week of holidays.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swann and I went through this drama several several
Speaker 1: years ago.
Speaker 3: Get stuck in balin first.
Speaker 1: Year of Breakfast radio in Melbourne, right, so you're hanging
Speaker 1: for that media break, hanging for it, and two days
Speaker 1: out the volcanic ash cloud came along and.
Speaker 3: He wanted to be in by Actually, fortunately, you're going
Speaker 3: to have to extend your holiday for exactly.
Speaker 1: And the problem was is it was the Friday night
Speaker 1: before we're about to fly out, and I think it
Speaker 1: was jet Star canceled all the flights.
Speaker 3: Because now you want to be stuck in the not
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Who went out and had a blinder because he was angry,
Speaker 1: and then got the text at two in the morning
Speaker 1: from Jetstar saying.
Speaker 3: Flights are back on six. That stucks.
Speaker 1: Oh, had to rechange all my money again.
Speaker 2: Yes, who's.
Speaker 3: Thailand. Hey guys, some huge news. Sorry to hear about
Speaker 3: your trick that nearly got canceled but didn't get canceled
Speaker 3: six years ago. But there's actually some really relevant news.
Speaker 2: Tore shots early, but that's fine, clean Margaret and David here, goodness.
Speaker 3: A new movie movie dropped And we pulled into the
Speaker 3: car bark this morning, and I busted you sitting in
Speaker 3: your car, and I thought, what is he want to
Speaker 3: be watching? Well that he slept in there? What were
Speaker 3: you watching?
Speaker 2: The trailer has dropped. The Bridget Jones Diary fall.
Speaker 3: Now Bridget Jones, Jesus looks good. Bridget Jones is the
Speaker 3: closest I am to a movie character.
Speaker 2: I think, yes, trying to push her up the Fireman's slide.
Speaker 3: That's me.
Speaker 2: Yesterday we're covering a flower. Today we're talking Bridget Jones.
Speaker 3: For I don't know.
Speaker 2: It looks very good, very Jones.
Speaker 3: Probably the greatest series of movies of all time.
Speaker 4: Three did I hold up?
Speaker 3: They all hold up? As Bridget Jones is brilliant.
Speaker 4: Real remember mission impossible to Australia.
Speaker 5: Jones is now a mother of two, right and without
Speaker 5: giving too much away.
Speaker 2: She's a single mother of two.
Speaker 3: Mister Darcy, you dog, mister Darcy's he did brown bread
Speaker 3: just spoiler alert, happened at the start.
Speaker 5: That's how the movie at the start, and it's all
Speaker 5: about I'm going to cry, you know what, rediscovering love.
Speaker 4: He would be a movie spoiler.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you are.
Speaker 5: I think I've told you Google Wikipedia your wikipedia wikipedia
Speaker 5: wikipedia wikipedia wikipedia wikipedia Wikipedia.
Speaker 4: Read the news on the telly every now.
Speaker 3: He does the news. I don't know if he reads
Speaker 3: it anyway.
Speaker 2: He's coming to a good theater, New.
Speaker 3: Year breaking news Melbourne. We'll give you an update on that.
Speaker 2: Should we do Should we do a screening? We should
Speaker 2: do a screening? Yeah, we must go. We must go. Sure.
Speaker 4: I swear that's a gold class job.
Speaker 3: I swear. I'm Bridget Jones. You know where she skydives
Speaker 3: and lands in the big You are you Grant and
Speaker 3: you're just I don't know, friends Stone.
Speaker 2: Barnie Rubble, Barnie Rubble.
Speaker 1: All right, So look, yeah, Big Drummers flights are canceled.
Speaker 1: If you're heading off on holidays, maybe yeah, fully canceled.
Speaker 2: Everyone's so sad. I was watching on the news right,
Speaker 2: Oh my.
Speaker 3: God, that woman looks so sad fortified.
Speaker 2: Holiday's over. She's got a jet style bount she was
Speaker 2: looking forward to a G and T.
Speaker 3: And I've got her kids out of bed at three
Speaker 3: point thirty to the airport at four thirty, and the
Speaker 3: poor things have to go back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay. They'll get a free sambur Oh isn't
Speaker 2: that sad? Isn't it?
Speaker 1: Your holiday is canceled? He's nine dollars for the food court.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, so that makes everything better?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 1: Thanks so mad to bed shed. We've got money to
Speaker 1: go this morning?
Speaker 3: We in bed with this morning?
Speaker 4: Well, if I tell you, then we.
Speaker 3: Wake up with. That is the question?
Speaker 2: Was it Leo? Yesterday?
Speaker 3: It was.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four? Ten is our number? If you want
Speaker 1: to play guess the celebrit in bed. We'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a second. First, though, we of the plant.
Speaker 3: I'm having a corpse flower come down. Yesterday is the
Speaker 3: most exciting day I've ever had in radio?
Speaker 2: Did they have a funeral for it?
Speaker 3: You know? You know how they say that sounds about
Speaker 3: as fun as watching grass grow. Well, have I got
Speaker 3: some news for you. Watching the corpse flower grow was
Speaker 3: actually very entertaining.
Speaker 1: For anyone that's been living under a rock of the
Speaker 1: corpse plant is the smelling plant that blooms once every
Speaker 1: ten years. And yesterday Lauren was live from the Geelong
Speaker 1: Botanical Gardens.
Speaker 3: I don't know how I became the corpse plant to ambassador,
Speaker 3: I did you correspondents official corss on Cross the Media
Speaker 3: Channel nine on the Today shows, we.
Speaker 4: Have to cover the plant, I say, cover.
Speaker 3: A corpse plant, enthusiasts. And then last night I was
Speaker 3: still checking the live stream because you can live stream
Speaker 3: it and it only opens at twenty four to seventy
Speaker 3: forty eight hours and then it dies. And so I
Speaker 3: started watching a fast track what you caught time laps
Speaker 3: of one in the UK, and that big thing in
Speaker 3: the middle looks like a big long shlong. It then
Speaker 3: just drives up and like flops over it. The whole
Speaker 3: thing just fells happened.
Speaker 4: I'd be surprised by last week.
Speaker 3: Anyway. I was really sad watching that last night. I
Speaker 3: mean the Circle of Life.
Speaker 2: Listen, I've got some audio your partner Paul Sennis. I
Speaker 2: can I get on the last strap?
Speaker 3: Look it's dying.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm heating it up. Oh God, are you said?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 3: I'm not sad. It was the joyous twenty four hours.
Speaker 3: I'm putting many planting enthusiasm away for another sentence.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's dying. It is closing up, it's closing.
Speaker 3: Goodbye, corpse flower. It's actually kind of amazing, but also
Speaker 3: kind of really ugly, isn't it. I thought he was
Speaker 3: watching the live stream one of his phone too, but
Speaker 3: he wasn't. He was killing me, and he was taking
Speaker 3: the piss out of me saying farewell to the corpse.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm putting it on the spot here, but
Speaker 5: if you had to do a eulogy for the corpse flower,
Speaker 5: what would you be saying.
Speaker 3: I would say, to the thousands of people that came
Speaker 3: out to visit this beautiful once every ten year phenomenon,
Speaker 3: thank you, corpse flower for bringing us so much joy.
Speaker 3: You filled our day and a half. A day and
Speaker 3: a half, I would say, with pure excitement, joy and
Speaker 3: a repulsive smell.
Speaker 2: That producages who was with you yesterday. He's been given
Speaker 2: a gift to take from y.
Speaker 3: You've bought with you mosquitos the size of elephants, and
Speaker 3: we all have souvenirs of giant scars from the mosquito bites.
Speaker 3: We've been scratching for the.
Speaker 2: Last people who are obviously heartbroken.
Speaker 3: I hope the corpse Flower felt the love of the
Speaker 3: community worldwide. Many people were on the live stream. To
Speaker 3: those that came to pay your respects to the corpse flower.
Speaker 3: May it hold a special place in your heart for
Speaker 3: the next seven to ten years and kill that bad
Speaker 3: boy Ballooms again. Maybe because it's coming back.
Speaker 2: Rest it's coming back ten years. Very well done.
Speaker 5: I can see how it invested you. You were a slasher.
Speaker 3: I forgot to wear my badge. I left it on
Speaker 3: the bathroom bench.
Speaker 2: You need to go home.
Speaker 3: I wore yesterday. I went to the gym, and I
Speaker 3: came home and balls like, have you still got the bad.
Speaker 2: What about the air.
Speaker 3: I bought you guys?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was a whole point of the break.
Speaker 2: We forgot about that. He was like this show on
Speaker 2: a tangent.
Speaker 3: I did a euloge instead.
Speaker 2: So yesterday we sent Laurence to.
Speaker 3: This stinky greenhouse full because it actually lets like a
Speaker 3: like a off every.
Speaker 2: Now you know what it's like an Ambi pure.
Speaker 3: It's like an Ambi.
Speaker 4: Pure a sample cup.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I tried to catch the air.
Speaker 2: Do you want to come around? Hang on, stand by,
Speaker 2: coming as soon as we open it. Okay, I don't
Speaker 2: know if this will like if the air would have captured.
Speaker 3: Guys, put your plants out today, course flowers that three
Speaker 3: two one? Can you smell anything?
Speaker 2: Nothing? Nothing at all, absolutely nothing.
Speaker 3: Should have at least tried to catch one of those
Speaker 3: big mosquitos.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't it smell Jason's coffee breath?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I wasn't sure what you were going to say. You
Speaker 3: smell them coffee breath?
Speaker 1: You should have probably got out on the eulogy.
Speaker 2: Definitely worth running late Noway.
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Speaker 1: Thanks to sit with a cracking wedding story we're about
Speaker 1: to dive into just after six thirty.
Speaker 7: This is not what you'd want at your wedding, but
Speaker 7: before weddings, I know, and in the lead up to them,
Speaker 7: and sometimes the.
Speaker 2: Marriage afterwards as well. Sometimes package deal. Hey, here's the go.
Speaker 1: If you can guess which celebrity, unfortunately for them, is
Speaker 1: in bed with us, you will walk out here with
Speaker 1: five hundred bucks plus go on the running for the
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Speaker 3: I'm going to give a bonus clue for this one.
Speaker 2: A lot of people would love to be in bed.
Speaker 3: I wish I woke up next to this point.
Speaker 2: Do you know what I wouldn't mind as well? I've
Speaker 2: been there with you.
Speaker 3: I think there'd be few and far between to find
Speaker 3: a person that wouldn't happily wake up next to this person.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's go to.
Speaker 3: Although I would hope we won't wait too. I hope
Speaker 3: we had no sleep, if you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: All right, Phil, good morning, she's on one.
Speaker 2: Good morning guys, Phil, Phil.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I've got a bit excited that this hypothetical could
Speaker 3: be real. You a bit randy today about this person?
Speaker 2: I am always There's just been a few comments of
Speaker 2: notice quick.
Speaker 5: Why I said I'd Yeah, partake as well, basically saying
Speaker 5: I'd have a throw.
Speaker 2: All right, I feel comfortable, Phil.
Speaker 3: It almost get me across the line feeling very awkward
Speaker 3: in here with these films. All right, Phil, you want
Speaker 3: to jump into bed with us too? Now can you
Speaker 3: guess who's in the bed with us?
Speaker 10: Here we go?
Speaker 3: I can try, all right, I mean you can just
Speaker 3: have a guess without any of the clues up. Okay,
Speaker 3: I have many famous x's that have shared this bed
Speaker 3: with me. Give me a second and the next one.
Speaker 3: I was a part of a boy band, but now
Speaker 3: I'm a solo artist. Oh, any ideas, It's many?
Speaker 11: Do you have one in mind?
Speaker 2: Go for it?
Speaker 3: Justin Timberley, although I wouldn't mind waking up next to
Speaker 3: him either, Isabel he was my like I loved him
Speaker 3: fifteen years ago in.
Speaker 2: Wear be good morning, good morning? Goes all right?
Speaker 3: And a great guess from Phil?
Speaker 4: Well, no great guess would be the right one.
Speaker 2: It's still a great guess, Okate, next clue.
Speaker 3: I lay in bed and watch Don't Worry Darling every
Speaker 3: night before I fall asleep. Is it Harry style? Yeah,
Speaker 3: Isabelle Harry's styles is in bed with Quintins.
Speaker 1: Five come on your way and you're in the running
Speaker 1: for the ultimate bed shed makeover.
Speaker 8: That's awesome.
Speaker 3: Thank you to my spell. I know you've got a partner.
Speaker 3: Would you drop them for Harry Styles? Yeah?
Speaker 9: Probably?
Speaker 2: Yeah, good on you think about it, didn't she?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, because she doesn't want to offend him. But really,
Speaker 3: deep down she was like, yep, sure would ye ye ye, yep?
Speaker 4: Would you leave Paul for Harry?
Speaker 7: Finished the question, Harry, Harry, Paul would leave me? Harry
Speaker 7: Starles is just to us, thank Paul would leave you
Speaker 7: for a free latte? It is white things so mean
Speaker 7: to me this morning. It's like the third shot you've
Speaker 7: had at me. That's six twenty six.
Speaker 2: Okay, let's play nice. I apologize. You get Harry into
Speaker 2: co host.
Speaker 3: Yeah see, Jason, do you think I dropped all in
Speaker 3: a heartbeat?
Speaker 4: Barry, you're kicking me out of there.
Speaker 3: You would be punted so quickly down Clarendon Street.
Speaker 2: Good morning, everybody, and welcome to your Wednesday. We got
Speaker 2: a huge show still to come this morning. If you're
Speaker 2: a fan of the TV show Bluie or you just
Speaker 2: want to be the coolest parent in the world.
Speaker 1: Seven point thirty this morning, we will tell you how
Speaker 1: you can win a family trip to Bluey's World.
Speaker 10: Wow.
Speaker 3: I saw some action from Bluey's World yesterday. It looks
Speaker 3: like paradise for kids.
Speaker 2: It's pretty cool, eh and parents that.
Speaker 3: Like the adults are going mad, The kids are going mad,
Speaker 3: the dogs are going mad. It was a bit of
Speaker 3: an all in. So what happens at blue I'm not
Speaker 3: in the Bluey Realm?
Speaker 2: Right, cleant your microphones on.
Speaker 3: He's still got his mic.
Speaker 2: Your microphone.
Speaker 3: I can't turn it off.
Speaker 2: You can't turn your microphone off in the news room.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what it's going to be.
Speaker 3: Delicate with this, Lucky you didn't say anything.
Speaker 4: That's where you go to do all those little private
Speaker 4: phone calls.
Speaker 2: I know, and I've got so many more to do
Speaker 2: this morning.
Speaker 4: So you cannot turn your mic off?
Speaker 2: Can't?
Speaker 10: Is that?
Speaker 2: Brodie?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: No more secret secret conversations. No one goes that. The
Speaker 2: newser and the mic is hot, permanently hot mic?
Speaker 4: Oh that is that?
Speaker 2: For jeez? Your MIC's the marks. Let's listen in. They're
Speaker 2: going to say anything nice.
Speaker 4: About us you.
Speaker 3: I think they're going to say it looked beautiful today.
Speaker 3: That's what I heard them say.
Speaker 2: Before I can, okay, turn off the microphones. No one's freak.
Speaker 1: You are on the air here at Noble one hundred.
Speaker 1: You've got Jason Lauren Clint's here. Well, we're doing to
Speaker 1: thanks to our mates. What if it is Ossie for traval?
Speaker 3: Traval is back is.
Speaker 1: Not if you're heading to Barley this morning, though, our
Speaker 1: heads up. If you are heading Ballet Way, check your
Speaker 1: booking providers. Major dramas at the airport because of the
Speaker 1: volcano in Ballet.
Speaker 3: Guys, did you say this very sad story about the
Speaker 3: couple that got married. They've they've taken to TikTok to
Speaker 3: have a bit of event. They got married. She walked
Speaker 3: down the aisle to when I Look At You by
Speaker 3: Miley Cyrus, the entrance song in the bridewalks, except there
Speaker 3: are no guests at the wedding. No one's turned up
Speaker 3: to her wedding.
Speaker 2: Not one person, no one, five, No one.
Speaker 3: Five guests. Five people showed up.
Speaker 2: It's a lonely couple.
Speaker 3: It was a masquerade ball that she talked about excessively
Speaker 3: for ten months.
Speaker 2: She said, masquerade theme wedding.
Speaker 4: She didn't want to look the husband a bit.
Speaker 3: I probably wouldn't have gone to She digitally invited seventy
Speaker 3: five guests. Only five turned up.
Speaker 4: You know what's probably sitting in people's inbox.
Speaker 1: It might be you know when you know, when everyone
Speaker 1: went through that Facebook event stage and I was like,
Speaker 1: you get the invite? I might know what's the invite I've.
Speaker 2: Added to the event. Yeah, it's hard to find.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, trying to find anything.
Speaker 2: But you know that's really sad. Though she should have
Speaker 2: had an r s P six weeks out.
Speaker 3: I mean, look, it's strong if you know that's going
Speaker 3: to not I don't know if the people are s
Speaker 3: VP and didn't show up.
Speaker 4: Just question, maybe I did.
Speaker 3: Say all the wasted food and dreams that would be
Speaker 3: mad about.
Speaker 2: They were camouflaged behind the musk guarade mask.
Speaker 4: Question.
Speaker 3: They didn't even have to go. They could have sent
Speaker 3: someone else in their place and water Mark.
Speaker 1: Now I'm a producer of this show. The Lovely Knark
Speaker 1: and her partner Dars getting married. It's like Batman. You
Speaker 1: don't reveal their names. So they're getting married, but we
Speaker 1: know Batman.
Speaker 3: Is that I was gonna say, Clark Kent, that's Superman.
Speaker 2: As you.
Speaker 3: We'll continue to call it Mark not Jane Ni so.
Speaker 1: Nark and Darcy are getting married and we're all going
Speaker 1: to the wedding. Have he goes rs VP?
Speaker 6: I have?
Speaker 9: I have?
Speaker 3: Did you see what was on the RSVP wedding advice?
Speaker 2: And then I panicked, it's like dietary requirements and what
Speaker 2: wedding advice do you have for them? Oh? No, I
Speaker 2: had no advice single Well.
Speaker 3: I had to send her a text afterwards, and I said,
Speaker 3: just confirming the wedding advice is just a nice little
Speaker 3: message for you guys. Right, this isn't going in a
Speaker 3: public book or show the leaders. I wrote something that
Speaker 3: was private and not for public consumption, And then was
Speaker 3: what was it? Please tell me the walls aren't going
Speaker 3: to be adorned with our bits of advice. I'm not
Speaker 3: telling it was private.
Speaker 2: If you get to nine months, you're doing well.
Speaker 3: It was private Clinton nine hours. I'm just hoping it's
Speaker 3: not printed on an a three page on the wall
Speaker 3: the wedding on a corkboard. As I walk in with
Speaker 3: my fiance, does end a text saying please just confirming
Speaker 3: that he's a private And I think she did confirm
Speaker 3: that the private Yeah, let me just check on them.
Speaker 1: What she said I was like, oh, oh, it's under
Speaker 1: Clark Kent your phone super Bay thirteen twenty four to ten. Right,
Speaker 1: this lady had no one show up at her wedding.
Speaker 1: Who do you wish didn't show up at your event?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 1: I love him, don't get me wrong, I love him
Speaker 1: my best man. But there's a good chance he's still
Speaker 1: there doing the speech. He downloaded a teleprompter app on
Speaker 1: his phone autoque, Yeah, like an auto que, and he
Speaker 1: held his phone out doing the speech. And we're at
Speaker 1: the bridle part I brought at the bridle table and
Speaker 1: lu my wife said, you need to ring his phone
Speaker 1: and tell him.
Speaker 2: To wrap it up.
Speaker 3: Oh it went too long.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so he's reading.
Speaker 3: Sometimes the best man thinks it's all about them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and he thought it was a twenty first, not
Speaker 2: a wedding.
Speaker 3: Just an update on Max's wedding messages. Yep ah, I said,
Speaker 3: just making sure this isn't going in a book or anything,
Speaker 3: because I might need to change mine. She said, I
Speaker 3: was going to take some of them and include them
Speaker 3: in the ceremony, but I don't think I will anymore.
Speaker 2: Can we wring the knack find out what you put?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, no no, no, but sometimes best men, and
Speaker 3: you know what, fathers of the bride and fathers of
Speaker 3: the groom can sometimes think it's all about them too.
Speaker 2: I know I was Bobby.
Speaker 3: Brilliant, Yes, very funny. But at another wedding that a
Speaker 3: friend of mine was at a few weeks ago, the
Speaker 3: groom's father made this hectic speech that included like the
Speaker 3: groom losing his virginity and it's not a twenty first
Speaker 3: bride walk down in tears.
Speaker 2: Yes, no it's not.
Speaker 3: And best men need to be reminded of them.
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's two rules. You don't speak about x's and
Speaker 1: you don't wear denim?
Speaker 3: Was it there anyone else you wish didn't turn up
Speaker 3: to your wedding?
Speaker 4: Couple?
Speaker 2: Couple?
Speaker 3: I wish didn't Kyle Sandalance not turn to your wedding?
Speaker 3: Wasn't he supposed to read the MC and he didn't
Speaker 3: show up?
Speaker 2: A did he want to?
Speaker 5: What?
Speaker 2: A pal?
Speaker 3: Why didn't he turn up to your wedding?
Speaker 1: I don't know what had a feeling the night before
Speaker 1: when he rang me to eleven o'clock saying, come around,
Speaker 1: I've got the house full of women.
Speaker 2: Oh do you want to party?
Speaker 3: Did you go?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: Because then Lou wouldn't have turned back to the wedding,
Speaker 3: so he just was a no show. Thirteen to twenty
Speaker 3: for apologize.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten is out number he apologize? Who
Speaker 1: do you wish out his wedding?
Speaker 3: At what point did he tell you he wasn't coming?
Speaker 3: Or did he just not turn up?
Speaker 4: I went to his first one?
Speaker 2: Oh you went to his first one? You showed up?
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen is our name?
Speaker 3: Did you get invited to the second one?
Speaker 1: Who do you wish didn't rock up at your We
Speaker 1: give us a call on oh oh, just hit Morning
Speaker 1: Morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: This is the No.
Speaker 2: One hundred. They're burning up.
Speaker 1: You're on the air with Jason Lauren Clint here as well.
Speaker 1: We are doing a thanks to what if it's Aussie
Speaker 1: for travel? Can you please explain what we've just put.
Speaker 4: On a fast?
Speaker 3: Well, it's a special day today, It's World Kindness Day
Speaker 3: and this is not an ad, but a company called
Speaker 3: kind Collective have sent in some of their cosmetics. Switch
Speaker 3: are all natural and things.
Speaker 2: Yeah and sorts.
Speaker 3: There's a plumpet up.
Speaker 2: I know, brother, I'm two minutes ahead of you, twoutes ahead.
Speaker 3: Clinton had dry lips and he says, there any lip
Speaker 3: balm in there? And gen Z found the plump it
Speaker 3: up lip oil, So what is it? I don't know.
Speaker 3: It's got something that makes your lips pepper. I don't know,
Speaker 3: something that makes and it makes them a bit plump.
Speaker 3: And chicks love this stuff like I live for it.
Speaker 2: Put in pain. My lips tasted that yourself hot sorts.
Speaker 3: Not burned, but I feel them tingle and.
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm eating a hot warhead.
Speaker 3: My lips look amazing. Anyway, you boys have put it
Speaker 3: on and neither of you are coping.
Speaker 2: But am I lips plumper?
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't know what that face is? The
Speaker 3: nippulling you do, it is a little bit.
Speaker 4: We realized I don't have a top lip, so we've
Speaker 4: got to.
Speaker 3: Save on some of the col He just ate the
Speaker 3: lip anyway, so they're not coping with the spicy lips.
Speaker 3: But it is World Kindness Day today, it is, indeed,
Speaker 3: so I thought we could all say something nice to
Speaker 3: each other.
Speaker 2: Let me set the scene morning.
Speaker 3: We know that's the wrong music. It's not a game show,
Speaker 3: and a reminder say something nice to someone today Melbourne. Okay,
Speaker 3: who wants to go first.
Speaker 2: But it feel good? Are we not, Biezer?
Speaker 3: It's a bit hectic for maybe there we go. Okay, Now,
Speaker 3: I feel like I'm on World's Kindness Day where we
Speaker 3: all make the world a better play.
Speaker 2: Would you like me to kick things off?
Speaker 3: But you've got to be serious.
Speaker 2: I am serious, Clint.
Speaker 1: Yes, no, no, no, I've never seen someone say yes
Speaker 1: to so many things. No, no, no, purely out of
Speaker 1: the kindness of your I said to the Clint yesterday.
Speaker 1: I'm so worried about him because he's working all over
Speaker 1: at nine, all over at us, and I'm like, something's
Speaker 1: got to give.
Speaker 2: But it's not that it's this guy will do m
Speaker 2: gig after mc gig charity Yep, yep, and it'll be Oh.
Speaker 4: They're a friend of mine.
Speaker 2: You I've got to do it and I've got to
Speaker 2: race to this and you are. I mean sometimes they're
Speaker 2: cashies as well, but no, no, but no they are.
Speaker 2: Make no mistake, there's a lot of cashies.
Speaker 3: You are the hardest worker I know, like a country mile.
Speaker 3: Clint's well done.
Speaker 1: Something people will not know about you is how much
Speaker 1: you will drop everything to help someone at a second notice.
Speaker 1: I am constantly surprised. I only said to you the
Speaker 1: other day. I'm constantly surprised. Okay, your whole world will
Speaker 1: stop when someone needs something, and I've never seen someone.
Speaker 5: Go to the lengths you go to a similar theme,
Speaker 5: Lauren is the most generous person I know, Oh God, generous, sympathetic.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 2: She's actually kind that blown away by well.
Speaker 3: Jace, you are a bloody great dad. You work your
Speaker 3: butt off on this show to get up, You work
Speaker 3: late at night once you put your kids down, to
Speaker 3: be able to provide your kids with the best lives
Speaker 3: they could possibly have. And I know you kick yourself
Speaker 3: and you question yourself sometimes and you think, am I
Speaker 3: doing this right? You work so hard, and it is
Speaker 3: all for those three boys that you've got at home,
Speaker 3: and they're so lucky to have you. As much as
Speaker 3: we hang shit on you NonStop, you work much harder
Speaker 3: than I do also, but it is all because you
Speaker 3: want to give your boys the best life they can
Speaker 3: possibly have. And you are an excellent dad. And I
Speaker 3: know when I leave here, my day ends, but when
Speaker 3: you leave here, your day starts. Because you're a dad
Speaker 3: of three beautiful kids and you're doing a great.
Speaker 2: Job dad and a great mentor to Lauren, and I
Speaker 2: thank you Matte. If my lips were perning, this is
Speaker 2: meant a lot more.
Speaker 3: It's really cool, and it's for our team out there.
Speaker 3: You're all could work a little hot now kidding. You
Speaker 3: guys are amazing to bring the show together. I love
Speaker 3: World Kindness Great friends. You guys work your butts off
Speaker 3: to get this show what it is. So thank you.
Speaker 4: I always say to you, guys, I've been in this
Speaker 4: industry for too long, but what we have on this team.
Speaker 2: Is very rare, very very rare.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is, isn't it.
Speaker 4: So enjoy it because as we've learned, it could all
Speaker 4: be over like that.
Speaker 7: But to everyone out there, it's triggering month.
Speaker 3: All these days, these days get floated around all the time,
Speaker 3: this day, every day. But I actually think World Kindness
Speaker 3: Day is a beauty. Like find someone you're grateful for
Speaker 3: and say something kind to them today, or maybe it's
Speaker 3: someone you don't know that well, but you'll appreciate them,
Speaker 3: give them a bit of kindness.
Speaker 4: Hang on, one of our producers once air time, gen.
Speaker 3: Z, can you please individually tell us something kind?
Speaker 10: We are a.
Speaker 2: Good morning and happy blue day everybody.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, he's blue his house officially opened.
Speaker 1: Louis World opens in Bluey's World in bris Vegas today.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 2: People travel from around the world to come to this thing.
Speaker 1: It is incredible and coming up at seven point thirty
Speaker 1: this morning, we will tell you how you can win
Speaker 1: a family pass.
Speaker 2: We'll send you their flights world. Oh, people want to
Speaker 2: go to day.
Speaker 3: If you want to be not in the Bluey realm.
Speaker 2: If you want to be a parent of the world,
Speaker 2: you want to be ready.
Speaker 10: To do it.
Speaker 3: But when I was down in Geelong the other night
Speaker 3: with my beautiful god daughter Bessie, we were playing it
Speaker 3: was like Where's Wally type game, but it was a
Speaker 3: Bluey yeah. And oh my gosh, she knew. She's only
Speaker 3: four and she knew every single word and every single
Speaker 3: I was like, and the parents knew, and the baby.
Speaker 2: Knew, and I was like, I'm what the theme song
Speaker 2: no in the books?
Speaker 3: She knew everything was. She could be you know, it's
Speaker 3: like a million things on the page. She is like
Speaker 3: a Where's Wally type thing, and she knew you're not a.
Speaker 2: Friend of ours us.
Speaker 1: It's a lot for last Christmas. It was a great
Speaker 1: Christmas idea. You can get like a Where's Wally style book? Right,
Speaker 1: but you make the kids.
Speaker 2: I've seen the characters and the kids have to find.
Speaker 4: Themselves in the book.
Speaker 3: I love that.
Speaker 4: That's great. Yeah, it kills ten minutes and.
Speaker 3: Then they know where they are every time.
Speaker 2: He is Bluey famous for keepy uppy.
Speaker 3: Keep you yuppy. Yeah, yeah, the song is a keepy
Speaker 3: uppy song.
Speaker 10: There is.
Speaker 3: I only know that because I did the Today Show
Speaker 3: at the Blue's World Puppet Show.
Speaker 2: Oh.
Speaker 3: I didn't stay for the show, but I did get
Speaker 3: to make the cast, which I was are excited about
Speaker 3: and they were puppets.
Speaker 2: Seven thirty this morning, your chance. We'll give you all
Speaker 2: the details, but coming up next sports Direct.
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Speaker 2: Freehow let's do it right now.
Speaker 1: Thirteen and twenty four to ten is our number if
Speaker 1: you want to score cash.
Speaker 4: That's right, there's the bells.
Speaker 2: Give us a ring.
Speaker 1: How bunch of bables on the tree, each different dollar amounts,
Speaker 1: whatever falls off you win. We'll do it after Billy
Speaker 1: Eilish and then we're talking workplace crime. Thirteen twenty four
Speaker 1: to ten. What jingle are you going to try and
Speaker 1: get stuck in our hair?
Speaker 2: Hear it and nover We admit when we're wrong as well.
Speaker 3: Yes, so please stop calling to tell Clint we have we.
Speaker 5: Have a clarification, an on air clarification. What well Muma's
Speaker 5: making canton? It doesn't take It doesn't take long for
Speaker 5: the word to get around.
Speaker 3: The world, to turn the world to go around.
Speaker 2: Gone. Probably Mumbas making canton doesn't take long for the
Speaker 2: word to get a row great jingle thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: What jingle are you gonna get stuck in her head?
Speaker 3: Let's ding and mingles celest from Michelam. Good morning, Good
Speaker 3: morning guys. How are you seeing it?
Speaker 5: So?
Speaker 8: I've got the cordies cordial ads that always lingers in
Speaker 8: my yees.
Speaker 9: My mom fixed the fruit to go through cottage.
Speaker 2: The best.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 2: Thirday, twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: They don't write them like they used to.
Speaker 2: Bring on your favorite jingle thirday.
Speaker 3: We're jingling and mingling this morning, thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: That was a good one.
Speaker 4: Mobile will come to.
Speaker 3: You thirteen thirty thirty two, thirteen thirty thirty two. We're
Speaker 3: Jingling and Mingling On thirteen, twenty four ten. What's your
Speaker 3: favorite jingle? I reckon, I reckon. They don't write them
Speaker 3: like they they really don't.
Speaker 4: The Grown Guy's probably the.
Speaker 3: Most modern roof seal one. Anyway, I don't want to
Speaker 3: ruin them all in case our callers have the same nineties.
Speaker 3: Let's got to Liz and kills Life Morning.
Speaker 4: Babies.
Speaker 2: There's a we've lost all right, let's.
Speaker 3: Try to Tasha and thornbree.
Speaker 9: Hi, how's it going?
Speaker 3: Do you got a jingle that you love?
Speaker 9: Well?
Speaker 11: I'm a teacher.
Speaker 9: I have thirteen classes and the other day I thought
Speaker 9: i'd try something and I just yelled out.
Speaker 11: Did somebody say?
Speaker 9: I was trying to get their attention and I wasn't
Speaker 9: having a time?
Speaker 8: And that totally works it.
Speaker 1: When you do that, you know the one that's my
Speaker 1: kids love and it gets stuck in their head.
Speaker 10: Sushi Hub, Sushi Hub, Sushi Hush.
Speaker 3: Love Now, Yeah, that's a good one.
Speaker 7: Maybe Bop along doors plus no firs nose plus.
Speaker 3: No first, they get rid, they get a bit like
Speaker 3: southern in it. Dars plus no.
Speaker 7: Firs' Kimmy's dad, that's crim say Kimmy Kimi, you'd be embarrassed.
Speaker 3: Kimmy's dad. Yeah, who is Ki?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, he's used Kimmy.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Lauren and Cheltenham. Good morning, Hi,
Speaker 3: Hey you doing?
Speaker 1: We're goodling, kim Uh Lauren? What jingle's gonna get stuck
Speaker 1: in your head?
Speaker 6: Budget with a budget?
Speaker 11: Budget chruck?
Speaker 6: It's quick and keep well happy.
Speaker 2: You're lucky you budget win a budget rent Chuck.
Speaker 5: I don't remember that, budge with a budget rented Chuck,
Speaker 5: it's quick and cheap.
Speaker 2: It's off your luck when you win the budget rented truck.
Speaker 3: Eye good on, yell RII you know what?
Speaker 2: Because we don't get commercials on TV.
Speaker 3: Thirteen, twenty fourteen. What jingle can't you shake? And do
Speaker 3: you love? Tim from drugging? Aina?
Speaker 9: Hi, guys, I'm going to.
Speaker 10: Cheat a little bit here, but I reckon your sing?
Speaker 10: How long with me?
Speaker 3: This?
Speaker 2: Okay? Go? Tim?
Speaker 10: One fine day when a wolf was born?
Speaker 6: A color little stirn no blue.
Speaker 9: But you know three frog nine little cat dog, cat.
Speaker 2: Dog, cat dog, a little cat cat do.
Speaker 3: Now that's a jingle from a carto and the chase
Speaker 3: has never heard never ca dog No.
Speaker 2: It was like a long cat dog, cat.
Speaker 3: Dog with cat's head on one side and the dog's
Speaker 3: head on the on the road like a sausage doll,
Speaker 3: like a long.
Speaker 2: Sausage Get what was the old and I feel like
Speaker 2: the o G jingle was pizza Hut.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's weird because you grew up in Queensland.
Speaker 4: Nine two double one double one.
Speaker 3: That is so lame. It's one three double one, no
Speaker 3: six the Queensland Queensland cooked first double one double one.
Speaker 3: Ready Okay, ready, Chaser Laurie.
Speaker 2: Ah, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We love Bluey.
Speaker 2: Louis World, Bluis World.
Speaker 3: It's in Brisbane.
Speaker 2: It is indeed so Now Brisbane's got Bluey's World and
Speaker 2: dream World. No, that's more gold.
Speaker 3: It's also be what do they call the Dirty Snake, Brown.
Speaker 2: Snake, Browns, south Bank, the Piston, They've got.
Speaker 3: The City Beach. Yeah you know what Brisbane has the
Speaker 3: Carlisle Hotel.
Speaker 4: Yes, not bad, not the bad.
Speaker 3: But it's got blue as well, which is what everybody
Speaker 3: is talking about. All my friends with kids are like,
Speaker 3: do you know how I get to blows World? Can
Speaker 3: I get a ticket to blows World? Do you know
Speaker 3: anything about Blue's World?
Speaker 2: I'll tell you, Hey, you get there.
Speaker 4: You listen to us.
Speaker 2: Here's the goat.
Speaker 1: Bluei's World is now open until September twenty twenty five,
Speaker 1: and we are going to get you there flights tickets
Speaker 1: to blue Is World. We'll salk a lot for the family.
Speaker 1: Here's how it works.
Speaker 3: People obsessed as obsessed with blue as you are.
Speaker 2: Yes, they are. You've got till Friday to do this.
Speaker 2: Fridays when we're going to.
Speaker 3: Pick the winner, because we want to find the biggest
Speaker 3: Bluey fans.
Speaker 4: Exactly, do not ring This is not ring for Blue's well.
Speaker 3: I kind of like these people are ringing though, I'd
Speaker 3: love to know how much they love Bluey.
Speaker 2: We just take one.
Speaker 3: Let's just add one of those random.
Speaker 1: Calls Hello and nover No they hang up. Hello nov Sarah, Hi,
Speaker 1: Hi are you ringing for blue as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 3: How much do you Sarah? How much do you love Bluey?
Speaker 3: A lot? O? Good on you, Sarah. I didn't realize
Speaker 3: that was going to be a child to let it down.
Speaker 3: Keep listening, and then you've got to get your family involved. Okay,
Speaker 3: if you want to.
Speaker 1: Win, everyone listening listener to blue. How this is going
Speaker 1: to work is you need to post a photo proving
Speaker 1: how much of a Blue fan you are.
Speaker 3: You cannot paint yourselves blue.
Speaker 1: I would strongly sedition paint yourself blue. You could dress
Speaker 1: up as dogs maybe if the kids rooms are decorated.
Speaker 2: Upload a photo. Now, this is really important.
Speaker 1: You must tag Jason Lauren and use the hashtag Jason
Speaker 1: Lauren loves.
Speaker 3: Bluey Loves l ov s Louis Louie.
Speaker 1: We will put the details on our social page as well.
Speaker 1: But yeah, upload a photo proving to us how much
Speaker 1: of a Blue.
Speaker 2: He Basically, you're urging Melbourne to get creative.
Speaker 3: Yes, they can do this by Instagram or Facebook.
Speaker 1: The most creative will win, all right if you just
Speaker 1: upload a photo of Darren your dad holding the photos
Speaker 1: and I love.
Speaker 5: Bluie so like a Grand Final Week when they do
Speaker 5: all sorts of exactly wonderful things their house.
Speaker 2: They paint their face, they paint their dogs.
Speaker 3: And what will they win, Jason?
Speaker 2: They will win flights and tickets to Blue as.
Speaker 3: Well in Brisbane. You got it, the ultimate giveaway from
Speaker 3: Melbourne family to visit Blue is World in Brewers Band.
Speaker 1: All right, uploader on Facebook, Instagram or the toc. You
Speaker 1: must tag Jason Lauren and use the hashtag Jason Lauren
Speaker 1: loves Bluie. Most creative will win the treading quick. You've
Speaker 1: got till Friday morning to do it.
Speaker 2: Who's the judging panel? Were?
Speaker 3: Oh, we're never lounded in charge of anything, and we
Speaker 3: are in charge of this is the one.
Speaker 2: Is the way we bring a child in to do
Speaker 2: it as well?
Speaker 4: Absolutely not.
Speaker 2: We are children.
Speaker 3: I am child? Yes, how many times I have to
Speaker 3: tell you that? Quinn I am child.
Speaker 2: Number one hundred sending you to Blue as well and
Speaker 2: coming up next. He's tall, he's American. We love him
Speaker 2: from the pies.
Speaker 1: Mason Cox joins us after the kid Lerroy, this is
Speaker 1: Neber one hundred. You are on the air with Jason
Speaker 1: Lauren clints here as well. We're doing a thanks to
Speaker 1: what efforts as he for travel? Well look at this
Speaker 1: someone moving into a new sport. He's here to talk
Speaker 1: straight open. You can secure your tickets now by Ticketech.
Speaker 1: We're tickets starting at just thirty six bucks for adults
Speaker 1: and kids under seventeen go free.
Speaker 2: May and Coxes in the house.
Speaker 10: Oh, it is good to be back. Ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 2: Welcome back big.
Speaker 3: Fella back into pre season training.
Speaker 10: The young guys are back, so I decided to come
Speaker 10: a little bit earlier the preseason training.
Speaker 3: Is it true in the AFL as you get older
Speaker 3: you get more weeks off at the end of the year.
Speaker 10: Yes, the first or fours are back as of Monday,
Speaker 10: and then the five pluses don't get back till November
Speaker 10: twenty foot.
Speaker 2: What do you mean the old blokes get more? How
Speaker 2: many years you've played played? Yeah, it's like a long
Speaker 2: service lea for footballers.
Speaker 3: Well that's as you get older, your body needs.
Speaker 2: More to tell me about what preseason is this for you?
Speaker 2: Are you counting this is eleven? I think? Wow?
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's pretty crazy for you're sport to be like
Speaker 10: here in the eleventh year. A few opportunities, I guess
Speaker 10: for me to get sacked. Over the years, it's still going. Yep,
Speaker 10: still here.
Speaker 4: But eleven years.
Speaker 3: Did you come to Australia to play football? Or did
Speaker 3: you come to Australia and then someone was like, hey,
Speaker 3: you could play for America, I mean America apparently, Sorry,
Speaker 3: did you come from America?
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 10: I'd never heard of AFL before I came here, so
Speaker 10: I just had to pick up the sport from scratch.
Speaker 3: So you just came here for a holiday and then
Speaker 3: they played for Collingwood.
Speaker 2: Actually kind of.
Speaker 10: The AFL kind of found me and asked me if
Speaker 10: I'd be interested to come in short sports. Essentially, they
Speaker 10: can't come.
Speaker 2: Play, well, they do.
Speaker 10: They still send people back to the States every year.
Speaker 10: Look out, No, not so much. They did for a
Speaker 10: little bit, but they've kind of stopped now. But there
Speaker 10: is there's a league over in the US that both
Speaker 10: my brothers playing.
Speaker 2: That's right, Yeah, there's a lot going back the other way.
Speaker 5: Joe McGuire is playing in front of one hundred and
Speaker 5: twenty thousand fans every time steps foot on that college
Speaker 5: football Wow, wow, extraordinary, you know.
Speaker 10: Yeah, his team's in the top five right now in
Speaker 10: the nation. And I don't think people realize how incredible
Speaker 10: what he's doing is at the moment. Dustin Fletcher's kids
Speaker 10: over there playing at the moment too.
Speaker 3: Is another All these AFL as they know, they're like,
Speaker 3: don't go and make the big dolls in America.
Speaker 10: You make you do one year at the NFL. You're
Speaker 10: making more money than probably ten years in the AFL.
Speaker 3: So wow, it's just so big, isn't it. And now
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is a fan.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you've got some new teammates going with the super
Speaker 5: Bowl is actually coming up, isn't it.
Speaker 10: Sorry, transition back to the Tim Membry. How have they
Speaker 10: fit it in there? There are training yesterday, so they've
Speaker 10: come back earlier as well, which is nice to see
Speaker 10: that they're committed just as much as anyone else. And yeah,
Speaker 10: the Superstars, man, I'm really excited to have them on
Speaker 10: the team and a bit of help in the forward
Speaker 10: line in the midfield. And yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: It's a hard walk, like for those guys to walk
Speaker 3: into a new club because like us coming here to
Speaker 3: nov on our first day, we're like, oh god, everyone
Speaker 3: knows each other and we don't know anyone, but at
Speaker 3: least we had three of us imagining it on your own.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bit.
Speaker 10: It's a bit weird, but I think a lot of
Speaker 10: the guys have probably played juniors and stuff growing up.
Speaker 10: You know, we've interacted. You know, if you've been around
Speaker 10: for a while, if you're getting traded as an older
Speaker 10: kind of player, you've probably interacted with other players from
Speaker 10: different teams.
Speaker 3: Is their initiation like a college.
Speaker 1: Adults, they're not doing noodi runs around.
Speaker 3: The You know what, it wouldn't surprise me.
Speaker 2: You saved that.
Speaker 10: Trouble done. What's what's again? You're picking up the golf clubs. Yes,
Speaker 10: I've become a bit of a golfer. I'm trying. It
Speaker 10: wouldn't sound great at it, but I am becoming a
Speaker 10: bit of a golfer. I've been asked to do this
Speaker 10: Cross Cod Challenge, which is essentially launching an incredible tournament.
Speaker 10: Tournament coming up here November twenty eighth to December first.
Speaker 10: There's actually like camp Smith, minwoo Lee, Mark Leishman, some
Speaker 10: of the biggest you know people in golf are actually
Speaker 10: coming to Melbourne.
Speaker 2: So to launch it.
Speaker 4: Mason and I been.
Speaker 2: Trying to.
Speaker 3: Always been social golf, but now it's like it's pop,
Speaker 3: Like it's a cool thing to go to as ave
Speaker 3: a fan.
Speaker 5: Minwou Lee is like he's got cult status. He's known
Speaker 5: as the chef, the chef.
Speaker 2: Let him cook, that it's producer, just let him cook,
Speaker 2: Let that young man cook.
Speaker 3: Let him cook. This like the staring also a ship.
Speaker 2: People dress up as as chef. Really chef cooks.
Speaker 3: Of course of course, there you go. It's like a
Speaker 3: whole thing to be a spectator at the golf Now
Speaker 3: it's fun.
Speaker 10: Yeah, there's a couple from the golf come umber Camp.
Speaker 10: Smith obviously has a massive mullet and he's the iconic
Speaker 10: as right, and then Mike Lashman's a teammate of his.
Speaker 10: So it's it's one of those things. I think they're
Speaker 10: making golf a lot more fun now. It used to
Speaker 10: be a bit of a haughty tordy kind of small
Speaker 10: and I'm getting into that golf age.
Speaker 3: Yeah, golf for any age. I actually want to start.
Speaker 3: I want to, you know, I want to get some lessons.
Speaker 3: Most did you have to get custom.
Speaker 2: Golf stick like the biggest in the US?
Speaker 3: Be able to share them?
Speaker 2: Do they stick to together?
Speaker 10: Pretty much? I think it would be as tall as you,
Speaker 10: to be honest with you, they're huge masses.
Speaker 2: What you need? Have you seen the remote control buggies?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: One of them you got and then shout out, what
Speaker 2: do you mean like a golf cart?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 4: No, no, it's a golf bag on a remote control cart.
Speaker 3: Is pretty much what it is, instead of having it,
Speaker 3: instead of having a golf cart, and you walk and
Speaker 3: you can't.
Speaker 2: See your steps up still and the bag drives next
Speaker 2: to you. You've got a little remote control that you
Speaker 2: do with the garrett.
Speaker 1: I mean to be honest on whole seven, I'd probably
Speaker 1: try and mount. So have you ever said for a
Speaker 1: lift bag for a lift back?
Speaker 2: Have you seen?
Speaker 5: Have you seen videos of them going rogue? Every now
Speaker 5: and then one goes rogue and they end up in
Speaker 5: the drink or something. It's quite funny.
Speaker 3: I just haven't steered in the right direction. Brings some
Speaker 3: excitements to golf.
Speaker 4: Exactly, you're lazy enough to have a remote control bag.
Speaker 2: Do you know who you open the season against?
Speaker 10: Ah?
Speaker 2: I think the fixture comes out tomorrow officially, Well how
Speaker 2: do you know that? Then?
Speaker 4: Who play?
Speaker 2: They leak a little bit?
Speaker 3: So they've dropped the gather rounds round? No, sorry, they've
Speaker 3: dropped the fixture for gather round before. They've dropped the
Speaker 3: actually restless.
Speaker 5: Season highlights here, So opening grounds out and gather rounds out?
Speaker 2: Now round?
Speaker 3: Is there still round minus zero?
Speaker 2: Opening round? Opening rounds? And Mason will feature at m
Speaker 2: G Stadium in Sydney.
Speaker 3: What's n G Stadium?
Speaker 5: Giants Stadium? It's now called en G Stadium. Oh well
Speaker 5: show grounds that's the one that he called the farm
Speaker 5: that time, I mean.
Speaker 2: Stadium Australian opens your tickets now via ticket Tech when
Speaker 2: tickets starting into thirty six bucks for own oulds and
Speaker 2: kids under seventeen go three just quickly before we let
Speaker 2: you go.
Speaker 1: We were talking jingles earlier. What's a jingle on American TV?
Speaker 10: You with, oh, like a good neighbor, state farmers there
Speaker 10: nothing but what's McDonald that's global?
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's global.
Speaker 2: That's not bad, not bad.
Speaker 3: You've been singing our favorite jingles all morning.
Speaker 10: The Bonne that's six of my head is the Frank Walker,
Speaker 10: Frank Walker, not bad.
Speaker 3: Not bad, but not a jingle Mason.
Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne, Happy Blues well day. It opens today.
Speaker 1: Blue is well in bres Vegas and.
Speaker 3: We it's been everywhek.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we want to.
Speaker 1: Send you and the family there. Here's how it works.
Speaker 1: You have to hit the socials. We need you to
Speaker 1: upload a photo proving you are Bluey's biggest fan, whether
Speaker 1: you address the kids up as dogs, whether you paint
Speaker 1: yourself blue.
Speaker 3: Maybe you're all in Blue's costumes, yeah, or maybe your
Speaker 3: ma homemaking one. Maybe your kids painted its bedroom blue.
Speaker 4: So here's the guy.
Speaker 1: You have to upload a photo and tag Jace and
Speaker 1: Lauren and use the hashtag Jas and Lauren loves Blue.
Speaker 3: That's it, and then you can do it on Instagram, Facebook, TikTok.
Speaker 3: We are the judges.
Speaker 4: We are going to have a look at what photos
Speaker 4: come through and we will pick a winner.
Speaker 7: On Friday and the most creative, most creative wins and
Speaker 7: what do they win.
Speaker 1: They win a family trip to Brisbane and tickets to
Speaker 1: Blue as well.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, right smack bang. Next to Blues World
Speaker 5: is the big food truck park as well, which is.
Speaker 2: Good for the adults. It's so nice, there's so many offerings,
Speaker 2: there's a lot lovely.
Speaker 3: It's a lot of food truck.
Speaker 4: You know what's it called.
Speaker 2: That's not food truck, it's called anyway. It's next to
Speaker 2: Blues Caravan. It's so nice.
Speaker 3: Street well, there's many people that want to do that.
Speaker 2: Also really eat street not eat meat.
Speaker 1: Dag can take the family to Blue as well, and
Speaker 1: Mum can so upload a photo tagging Jason Lauren and
Speaker 1: you used to Melbourne Jason Lauren loves Bluey Coming up.
Speaker 3: Next, we want to see how kooky you are Melbourne.
Speaker 1: We have an expert that kids are gonna love and
Speaker 1: they joined us after the weekend non over. It's a
Speaker 1: new story. It made me feel sick as a parent.
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Speaker 1: stopping moment captured on an Arizona freeway over seas and
Speaker 1: the starts.
Speaker 3: In America, America.
Speaker 2: In America.
Speaker 1: A toddler in a diaper wandered onto the freeway into
Speaker 1: oncoming track.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, how did the toddler escape? They
Speaker 2: don't know, just cool hobbled out onto the highway.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Just before dawn last Friday, a lady in an suv
Speaker 1: swerved car horns, all.
Speaker 4: The cars were swerving. The child is okay.
Speaker 1: In the video you see a lady come frantically running out,
Speaker 1: grab the baby and get off the road.
Speaker 2: Is that mom? We don't know. It's n't clear hopefully,
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, terrifying. And I'll tell you this is
Speaker 2: close to home.
Speaker 3: I was Arizona.
Speaker 5: From home.
Speaker 2: Thank you Google Maps. That's that's your best one today.
Speaker 3: I liked it too.
Speaker 4: I meant this story.
Speaker 2: It strikes close to him.
Speaker 4: Well, I took Archie.
Speaker 1: He's too and look the family call him the liability
Speaker 1: because he's just he goes.
Speaker 3: It's almost the third.
Speaker 2: Really is so much for the time with that. What
Speaker 2: do you mean like an escape artist?
Speaker 4: Mate?
Speaker 2: He just but it's full of energy. There's no fear,
Speaker 2: which is which is great but bad.
Speaker 1: And I took him down on the electric bike the
Speaker 1: other day down to Center Road in Bentley and we
Speaker 1: pulled up at the Baker's Delight.
Speaker 2: We're doing a finger.
Speaker 3: Boon run and it surprises me absolutely zero.
Speaker 1: And I've taken him off the bike and I've put
Speaker 1: him down next to me and I'm like, okay, wait there.
Speaker 1: And in the time it took just for me to
Speaker 1: lift my leg over the bike, he was almost running
Speaker 1: out onto the road, like I literally.
Speaker 3: You need to get in one of those backpacks with
Speaker 3: the leads.
Speaker 2: I'm not having a le but just it was just
Speaker 2: a wake up call to go.
Speaker 3: They move quick.
Speaker 2: They really moved quick when he was younger. It's not
Speaker 2: one of our finest moments, but we.
Speaker 1: Still live across the road from a baseball field Field
Speaker 1: of Dreams and I was playing if you build it,
Speaker 1: they will come.
Speaker 2: That's that's the line.
Speaker 3: Have you seen my baseball something about?
Speaker 1: And I was in the front yard playing with the
Speaker 1: other two kids. Yeah, and a car pulled up and
Speaker 1: they put their window down. They went, hey, are you
Speaker 1: missing there's a baby over at the baseball field.
Speaker 2: When around he busted out, oh okay, do I need no? No, no,
Speaker 2: no no no, like he just loves baseball. Did he
Speaker 2: cross the road like suburban straight? But bad? That's not great, great,
Speaker 2: that's very bad.
Speaker 4: But you turn your eye for a second and they're
Speaker 4: just they bust out.
Speaker 3: He must be fast over he is very quick. And
Speaker 3: within a second that you weren't very slow, you were
Speaker 3: eating the finger butt. Look, I'm glad that story ended well,
Speaker 3: but that's terrible, terrifying. But it is like I was
Speaker 3: looking after friends kids once, what was actually only one child,
Speaker 3: and she said, I'm just gonna have a shower. Can
Speaker 3: you just watch it? I was like, yeah, sure, Well
Speaker 3: I lost the kid at the house and I fout
Speaker 3: she got out the dog door. She was outside hanging
Speaker 3: on the window waving at me. I was like, how
Speaker 3: did you get out there?
Speaker 2: What's funny? Should say that a dog door?
Speaker 5: Because a similar experience when we were growing up friends
Speaker 5: of ours who lived a couple of doors up.
Speaker 2: The child crawled into the vent.
Speaker 5: Into the vent, the heat event stripped the plastic grill,
Speaker 5: stripped it off and fell down and crawled into that silly.
Speaker 2: Little vent like they're in an action movie. You die
Speaker 2: hard when he crawls through the vent and.
Speaker 3: Then when you turn to the conditioner and you get
Speaker 3: like a I mean, mom, how was the vag child infant? Like?
Speaker 3: I found her?
Speaker 2: It was pretty open?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah she was, but she got it.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen, Come on, you come, When did the
Speaker 1: baby bust out?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty fourteen. You turned your eye for a second,
Speaker 1: kid saw freedom and they busted out.
Speaker 3: I used to climb out the window at Georgie Barrett's
Speaker 3: house all the time. How were you fourteen?
Speaker 2: I'd love to see you try and climb in the window.
Speaker 3: And look out all the time.
Speaker 2: Oh was it a double story because that's Georgia?
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, I wasn't that a jile? Wasn't then?
Speaker 3: Still am not?
Speaker 10: There?
Speaker 4: She is on the on the roof.
Speaker 3: Is there a lifts to sneak out?
Speaker 4: I wasn't.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's probably a different topic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not where we're going, and who with it's
Speaker 1: thirteen twenty four ten? Did your baby bust out? We're
Speaker 1: talking baby bust up? Well, bust out, Sorry.
Speaker 3: Not bust ups, bust out. Did you have a run away?
Speaker 1: There was a baby scene walking onto a freeway in Arizona,
Speaker 1: over in the state. Kids, all right, but in nappy
Speaker 1: walking out onto the road.
Speaker 2: That's shocking, isn't crazy?
Speaker 3: Oh my goodness? And most poor parents would have been
Speaker 3: so distressed.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Amanda, Amanda, your son busted out? What's
Speaker 2: a go?
Speaker 10: Hello?
Speaker 6: Hello, Helle, Hello, Hello, Sorry something cale was coming through. Yeah,
Speaker 6: my kids are very lucky to be alive. My seventeen
Speaker 6: months old, we were at a wedding killed a botanical
Speaker 6: gardens and I said to my ex husband, can you
Speaker 6: please watch the kids. I'm going to go sit over
Speaker 6: here and chat. And about fifteen minutes later, my young
Speaker 6: my older one, came over and I said, where's your
Speaker 6: brother and he said, don't know. And I went over
Speaker 6: to my ex and said, where's where's our child?
Speaker 11: And he said you've got him.
Speaker 6: I said, no, you've got them, and I went screaming
Speaker 6: through botanical gardens and it was the whole wedding. I
Speaker 6: was running out towards Saint Kilda Road. Suddenly came in
Speaker 6: with him and he was running down.
Speaker 1: Sin Kilda ro oh my god, ah, and you just
Speaker 1: like I've been in that boat and you just feel
Speaker 1: like the worst parent in the world.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just he was.
Speaker 6: Okay, the he was he was he was fine, definitely fine.
Speaker 3: That's terrible, Chase. Remember when you got the whole park
Speaker 3: looking for your son because you thought he'd run away
Speaker 3: and he fell under.
Speaker 1: The smartest thing my wife did though, because it was
Speaker 1: fell on him. No, no, no, Levine and Nixon's husband
Speaker 1: was in the park. They were having some sort of
Speaker 1: birthday party and he came running over. Yeah, what a hero,
Speaker 1: Lavinia brought up at the races last week. Well, I
Speaker 1: brought up remember when your husband.
Speaker 4: Was a hero.
Speaker 1: But my wife gathered all the kids and said, we're
Speaker 1: looking for our child because it was the kids, and
Speaker 1: then she.
Speaker 3: Just said, that's great, send all the other kids to run.
Speaker 2: Away exactly apple tag on them.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 2: It was like that scene in The Fugitive. She was like,
Speaker 2: I want a hard target search in the park.
Speaker 3: But he found him asleep in the tunnel. Did he
Speaker 3: was having a little snoozy Thompson. Thompson, I don't think
Speaker 3: that would be my spot of choice anywhere.
Speaker 1: Literally typed trip lower on my phone. I was waiting
Speaker 1: to hit sand It's the worst feeling.
Speaker 2: Michelle, Hello, where'd your baby bust out?
Speaker 8: We were at the part of having dinner and my
Speaker 8: daughter comes. My daughter comes running in shes Caleb in
Speaker 8: the machine and it's like, what one of those toy machines.
Speaker 3: Machine, I've got a question because there's always kids found
Speaker 3: in them, so much easier.
Speaker 2: It's a weak claw picks the child up, but it
Speaker 2: drops them before.
Speaker 3: Win on those they get out, but they can get
Speaker 3: in well.
Speaker 8: The toys drop and so you can lift up the
Speaker 8: flat flat there going up, so you can't steal the
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 2: Was the child having a wow of a time?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 8: Well, you know what? He actually was going through that
Speaker 8: stage where he does, you know, takes his nappy off,
Speaker 8: taking his pants off and his nappy and he's just
Speaker 8: standing there wiggling his bits around.
Speaker 3: And what sort of toy for in machine?
Speaker 2: Bop the build up of course, And did the pub
Speaker 2: have a key in the machine or.
Speaker 8: Do you have to wait for the fibran No, they
Speaker 8: had they had to call the maintenance.
Speaker 2: How long was he in the machine?
Speaker 8: Oh about forty minutes?
Speaker 3: You know what he couldn't have gone anywhere. You should
Speaker 3: have just said, right, you stay there, we're going to
Speaker 3: have dinner.
Speaker 2: We'll finishing quiet.
Speaker 3: You play with the toys.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's like a playpen.
Speaker 2: Our cold schnitzel was terrible, shocking.
Speaker 3: Don't waste your schnitzel.
Speaker 4: No, you can keep an eye on him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's doing it.
Speaker 2: No one win him. Yeah, a couple of rounds of
Speaker 2: club Keina.
Speaker 3: Hey, Jane, Jane, what happened to tell her?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 9: My daughter was about five at the time, so not
Speaker 9: a baby. But my husband at the time had been
Speaker 9: doing some work on the roof, come inside to have
Speaker 9: a coffee and a break and wondering where's Maddie. And
Speaker 9: I could hear a knock at the back door, and
Speaker 9: I've opened the back door and she's sitting outside on
Speaker 9: the stair there crying and said, what have you been doing? Said?
Speaker 9: I climbed on the ladder up onto the roof that
Speaker 9: I couldn't get down, and I was calling for you.
Speaker 9: We couldn't hear her, and so she had to work
Speaker 9: her way out how to get back down the ladder.
Speaker 9: She did in the back door was shut and she
Speaker 9: couldn't get back inside.
Speaker 3: Oh my coffee, Dad's coffee. Good. She was greatly dade
Speaker 3: he wore it. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2: Good to know she knows how to get down out,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, is up, got to
Speaker 2: come down?
Speaker 4: What are you crying for?
Speaker 2: He got down exactly. That's a life lesson, Elisaber.
Speaker 3: She's probably scared of ladders.
Speaker 1: Now I'm thirteen, twenty four to ten. You're in Parkville. Oh,
Speaker 1: two boys involved in this one?
Speaker 11: Yes, hello, how are you all?
Speaker 2: That's a mother's voice.
Speaker 11: Yeah, And two boys, both four years apart, friends or brothers?
Speaker 11: Oh sorry, brothers, both my sons. No child was harms
Speaker 11: or at.
Speaker 9: Risk, but their mother was publicly humiliated.
Speaker 11: On two occasions the same instance. And I should have
Speaker 11: learned the first time. You know, the XL lose, the
Speaker 11: public XL.
Speaker 2: Lose the electric button the toilet.
Speaker 11: You cannot leave your child out on the footpath while
Speaker 11: you go to the toilet.
Speaker 8: Years old.
Speaker 11: You have to take them in with you. So I
Speaker 11: am sitting there on the toilet and both my sons
Speaker 11: have done the button and the runner and ahead underwear
Speaker 11: around my ankle. And let me tell you the world
Speaker 11: moves that are very slow.
Speaker 3: Paced around your ankles or do you pull them?
Speaker 11: There was no time to wipe. Let me tell you, so,
Speaker 11: did you pull your arm my underwear running through the
Speaker 11: shopping mall with my underpants down?
Speaker 2: Not that sort of girl, grown up, Lauren, that's the
Speaker 2: old me.
Speaker 3: I'm a mother of two now put.
Speaker 2: But when I was twenty rest for your car.
Speaker 3: Park, Elizabeth I Reckon was a host they were. Now
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 2: I have two very important items of business if I may, Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: go for it. Are you Louis Blue and Bingo are sisters?
Speaker 3: Is Bingo a gal?
Speaker 5: Sisters?
Speaker 2: I'm told?
Speaker 3: Okay, I said Bingo is a sheiler.
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Speaker 1: in Brisbane. All you have to do is upload a
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Speaker 3: You need to mention that's right.
Speaker 1: You've got to tag Jason and Lauren and put the
Speaker 1: hashtag Jason Lauren loves Bluey.
Speaker 4: We are going to judge and pick a winner by Friday.
Speaker 2: Could I indulge in one more item of business? Yeah,
Speaker 2: our friend of the show, Christina Herne, is celebrating a
Speaker 2: birthday today.
Speaker 1: They did a full montage for her on the Today
Speaker 1: Show and rightfully so the other week we.
Speaker 5: Call it People's Day when it's Christine's birthday. She doesn't
Speaker 5: like celebrating, so Happy People's Day, Christine.
Speaker 2: We love you.
Speaker 3: Happy People's Day. What do you mean she was not
Speaker 3: celebrating her birthday Birthday Green which.
Speaker 2: By saying it on the radio.
Speaker 3: Anyone has their number, Send her a d M and
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Speaker 3: We love you, Christina Hearn part of our show.
Speaker 4: Happy People's Day, Christine.
Speaker 3: It is World Kindness Day, so reach out to someone
Speaker 3: and say something nice.
Speaker 2: Have a great day everyone. We'll send tomorrow.
Speaker 6: Bye.
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