WEBVTT - LUCKY DIP, EP 134

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<v Speaker 1>La La La La la, Lucky Lucky Dip time. It's

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<v Speaker 1>your Lucky Dip time. Your bite sized Morsel Love a

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<v Speaker 1>podcast for you to do and listen to while you're

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<v Speaker 1>doing something little That teakes about seven minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Morsel, Yes, what a word.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a great word. I love the word morsel like

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<v Speaker 1>a morsel of food.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, my daughter said to me the other day

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<v Speaker 2>that was so funny, you know, like cringe words or

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<v Speaker 2>words that make you that she does because you know

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<v Speaker 2>what word I don't like? Dangle? And I thought, oh my,

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<v Speaker 2>the word dangle eitherught. Isn't that a terrible words?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a terrible word. What do you think of when

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<v Speaker 1>you hear dangle?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Like balls?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe, yeah, yes, something like that. Bulls do dangle. Every

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<v Speaker 1>man you see has a pair of balls. It's so weird.

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<v Speaker 2>And how is it when.

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<v Speaker 1>They just scratch them in front of everybody. I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>barrass I've just got to replose them.

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<v Speaker 2>This marxis all the time. Yeah, you've been comfortable. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, oh, okay, they kind of would. I get

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<v Speaker 2>that they would.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, it's MALAMONTI. If this is your first time listening,

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<v Speaker 1>thanks for listening. Sorry, if you're a long time listener,

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<v Speaker 1>welcome back. I wanted to do embarrassing for no reason

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<v Speaker 1>because it happened today.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So over the road from me, there's like a

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<v Speaker 1>fruit and produce shop down the road about fifty meters,

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<v Speaker 1>which is so fucking handy. Makes you extremely lazy because

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<v Speaker 1>each day I'm like, I'll just go down to Bas

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<v Speaker 1>and Chaz and get what I need to get.

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<v Speaker 2>Mind you, hang on, are they seriously called Bas and Chaz?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, Bas and Chaz. This shop has been called Bas

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<v Speaker 1>and Chaz forever, right, and it's just all the locals

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<v Speaker 1>always go to Bas and Chaz. I remember when we

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<v Speaker 1>first moved here. Sam came home and he's like, guess

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<v Speaker 1>who I saw? I'm like, who? He goes Bas because

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<v Speaker 1>they're not in there very often. It's like spotting a

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<v Speaker 1>celebrity when you see Bas. I've never seen Chaz, but

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen Bats.

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<v Speaker 2>My god, oh my god, have they ever been seen together?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, God, that would I would pass out

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<v Speaker 1>if I saw anyway. Out the front of Bas and

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<v Speaker 1>Chaz there's a coffee caravan, so they sell coffees cross

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<v Speaker 1>ons and they also do a SiGe bowls. Anyway, I

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<v Speaker 1>ordered my coffee and I'm waiting and then I hear

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<v Speaker 1>he go aside is ready. A man who would have

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<v Speaker 1>been forty seven walked up and got his Asie bowl

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<v Speaker 1>and then went and stood and leant against his car

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<v Speaker 1>and started eating his Asie bowl. And I felt so embarrassed.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why. It embarrassed the shit out of me.

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<v Speaker 1>I walked past him, and I could tell he was

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<v Speaker 1>embarrassed too, because he wouldn't look me in the eye.

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<v Speaker 1>Something about seeing a grown man with a wooden spoon

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<v Speaker 1>digging into a really color full bowl is very embarrassing.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you think he was eating it outside of the

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<v Speaker 2>car because he was like a no eating in my car?

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<v Speaker 1>That's embarrassing too. I don't like a no eating or

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<v Speaker 1>don't eat in the car. I haven't been in a

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<v Speaker 1>car that's a no eating car in a long time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It's very retro, isn't it? Is that an idea no

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<v Speaker 2>eating in my car?

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<v Speaker 1>It's so funny. My uncle used to be like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember we drove to the Gold Coast. My sister

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<v Speaker 1>and I went with my auntie and uncle up to

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<v Speaker 1>go and stay with my grandparents.

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<v Speaker 2>He would have been hungry on that drive.

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<v Speaker 1>I vividly remember going, oh my god, no lad to

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<v Speaker 1>eating here. He places down a towel so we wouldn't

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<v Speaker 1>get even like our water spilt on there. And I

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<v Speaker 1>also remember this coming back to me now, stopping at

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<v Speaker 1>a countrytown, going into a bakery and getting a ham

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<v Speaker 1>and pickled chutney sandwich.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Choice for a kid I know, was very young. And

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<v Speaker 1>you know that yellow pickled chutney.

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<v Speaker 2>It was that like mustard is they called mustard pickles?

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<v Speaker 2>What are they called?

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like it's a chutney.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah maybe, Oh wow, that seems like a very old

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<v Speaker 2>fashioned choice for a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>It was, And I remember I really enjoyed half of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I think the texture or the chunks for

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<v Speaker 1>the second half maybe feel a bit ick. So I haven't.

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<v Speaker 1>I think I've had it again. I love a fruit chutney.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not yuck? Oh no, I do not like that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the savory sort of equivalent, like that fruit cake,

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<v Speaker 2>the cherries, the dried fruit shit, it's like the other.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like that, yeah, the other. It's like a moist

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<v Speaker 1>fruitcake as in a spread. Yum, fantastic anyway, I wanted

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<v Speaker 1>to read out a couple of embarrassing for no reasons.

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<v Speaker 1>A few of you or a lot of you always

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<v Speaker 1>send them to us when you see them on Instagram.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple of you sent have sent this one through

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<v Speaker 1>because you've been through recently. But Kirsty sent this through,

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<v Speaker 1>and she said, embarrassing for no reason. Walking into a

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<v Speaker 1>nail salon and everyone looking up while you're announcing what

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<v Speaker 1>you want. I know it's so well because everyone's just

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<v Speaker 1>in their silent with their hands over, you know, over

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<v Speaker 1>the bench, and then you're like, have you got time

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<v Speaker 1>to put me in? Just she lac on the toes

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<v Speaker 1>and everyone knowing.

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<v Speaker 2>They never ever say no either, always yes. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>think this is racist. I don't think it's racist my

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<v Speaker 2>observations because we know that like that there's a large

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<v Speaker 2>Vietnamese community that own nail salons, right. I'm always fascinated

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<v Speaker 2>the way they talk to each other so softly.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, what it's like this supersonic hearring, I know,

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<v Speaker 3>and that they I the other day was getting a

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<v Speaker 3>massage at a tire place and the lady spoke so quietly,

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<v Speaker 3>and then the lady in the next you know, curtain

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<v Speaker 3>spoke back and I was like I could barely hear that,

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<v Speaker 3>and you were massaging me.

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<v Speaker 2>And a lot of the time with nail places too,

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<v Speaker 2>they've got masks on yes like.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes and each other the removing of the acrylic. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I've noticed that too, and amazing. I did think that

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<v Speaker 1>was really embarrassing for no reason. Fiona wrote, going to

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<v Speaker 1>the wrong level on an elevator, having to get out,

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<v Speaker 1>have a ten second look, and then turn around and

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<v Speaker 1>go back to the correct level.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, that is that is embarrassing. Any errors,

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<v Speaker 2>public errors.

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<v Speaker 1>Public errors. But yeah, you know when you get out

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<v Speaker 1>and you even go wrong level and you turn around

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<v Speaker 1>and push the button straight away. So funny. Also someone

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<v Speaker 1>power walking and taking over you and then getting stopped

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<v Speaker 1>at the same red light.

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<v Speaker 2>That's very good. That is very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Also we've spoken about this before, but when you're walking

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<v Speaker 1>and then you turn around because you've forgotten something, so

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<v Speaker 1>you walk back in the same direction, got to go back,

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<v Speaker 1>and then you just pivot and turn around. Also for me,

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<v Speaker 1>when I go for a walk, it's like where's my

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<v Speaker 1>end point? And usually I'll go on the beach and

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<v Speaker 1>I'll touch the rock and then spin around and go back.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm so conscious of doing it every single time.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk around the pole.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah, that's where I will. Here's embarrassing for no reason,

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<v Speaker 1>climbing up and downstairs on a bus.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't been on a bus either, you know, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 2>The last time I was on a bus was when

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<v Speaker 2>you paid the bus driver with like sixty cents or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, my nan used to be a mad bus drive.

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<v Speaker 1>My nan never learnt to drive, so she would either

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<v Speaker 1>walk down the street or you know, down the street

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<v Speaker 1>to the shops, or she would get on the bus.

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<v Speaker 1>And the bus driver in us so well, he'd drop

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<v Speaker 1>her out the front of her house because the bus

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<v Speaker 1>stop was like two hundred meters from her house. He'd

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<v Speaker 1>take her there. But it was always such And I

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<v Speaker 1>remember when I used to have to go to the orthodontist.

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<v Speaker 1>My name would take me on the bus and it

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<v Speaker 1>was always a novelty going on the bus because it

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<v Speaker 1>just was a rare occasion. So Odie goes to a

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<v Speaker 1>family daycare and for a little outing she takes I

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<v Speaker 1>call her like mother duck with her little ducklings. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know how she keeps these like six boys in control.

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<v Speaker 1>But they get on the bus and just do a

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<v Speaker 1>loop around the block and they fucking love it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's such a small thing. I think I might have

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<v Speaker 2>said this before. We went into the city on the

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<v Speaker 2>train with my Yes. It was like it literally felt

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<v Speaker 2>like it was five minutes to get there. I said,

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<v Speaker 2>why don't we ever do yah instead of city traffic

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<v Speaker 2>and whatever? Why don't we do it?

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<v Speaker 1>It to me is such a pilava. I used to

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<v Speaker 1>work at Sunglass Hut in Melbourne Central. I don't even

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<v Speaker 1>know if the Central is still a thing, but the

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<v Speaker 1>train used to literally take you into the shops and

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<v Speaker 1>I still would drive in there. I have such a

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<v Speaker 1>mental block with catching public transport same.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand how it works.

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<v Speaker 1>Yep, yeah, no, neither do I. I don't now with

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<v Speaker 1>the miighty cards, I don't know if they're in every state.

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<v Speaker 1>But oh my god, here's what happened to me the

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<v Speaker 1>other day last embarrassing for no reason. We went to

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<v Speaker 1>like a mini party, which I know in itself is

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<v Speaker 1>odd for me, but we went and we were talking

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<v Speaker 1>in a group of four, so there was just another

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<v Speaker 1>couple there and Sam looked at me and said, you've

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<v Speaker 1>got a bit of lipstick on your teeth, and I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted the earth to eat me up.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do guys not know do it discreetly?

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<v Speaker 1>But even like, there was no way of getting around it,

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<v Speaker 1>even if he rubbed his tooth like he had to

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<v Speaker 1>tell me because clearly everyone could see it was.

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<v Speaker 2>It red, It was red.

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<v Speaker 1>It just made me embarrassed. I'm like, who cares? I

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<v Speaker 1>just quickly wiped it off. But at the same time,

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<v Speaker 1>there's something so embarrassing about scrubbing your tooth, getting a

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<v Speaker 1>bit of lipstick off it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it is. It's the not being able

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<v Speaker 2>to see yourself and then like having to rely on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Have I got it? It's so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I love it. Anyway, send us in your embarrassing for

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<v Speaker 1>no reasons. There's always a bucket load of them, and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll read them out on the show. Hope you're well,

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<v Speaker 1>whatever you're up to, hit us up anytime. Show and

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<v Speaker 1>Tell Podcasts is where you can find us, and we

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<v Speaker 1>will be back real soon. Y'all.

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<v Speaker 2>By for now, Love you