Speaker 1: La La La La la, Lucky Lucky Dip time. It's
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Speaker 1: podcast for you to do and listen to while you're
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Speaker 2: Morsel, Yes, what a word.
Speaker 1: It's a great word. I love the word morsel like
Speaker 1: a morsel of food.
Speaker 2: You know, my daughter said to me the other day
Speaker 2: that was so funny, you know, like cringe words or
Speaker 2: words that make you that she does because you know
Speaker 2: what word I don't like? Dangle? And I thought, oh my,
Speaker 2: the word dangle eitherught. Isn't that a terrible words?
Speaker 1: It's a terrible word. What do you think of when
Speaker 1: you hear dangle?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Like balls?
Speaker 1: Maybe, yeah, yes, something like that. Bulls do dangle. Every
Speaker 1: man you see has a pair of balls. It's so weird.
Speaker 2: And how is it when.
Speaker 1: They just scratch them in front of everybody. I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: barrass I've just got to replose them.
Speaker 2: This marxis all the time. Yeah, you've been comfortable. Sometimes
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, okay, they kind of would. I get
Speaker 2: that they would.
Speaker 1: Hey, it's MALAMONTI. If this is your first time listening,
Speaker 1: thanks for listening. Sorry, if you're a long time listener,
Speaker 1: welcome back. I wanted to do embarrassing for no reason
Speaker 1: because it happened today.
Speaker 2: Oh god.
Speaker 1: Okay, So over the road from me, there's like a
Speaker 1: fruit and produce shop down the road about fifty meters,
Speaker 1: which is so fucking handy. Makes you extremely lazy because
Speaker 1: each day I'm like, I'll just go down to Bas
Speaker 1: and Chaz and get what I need to get.
Speaker 2: Mind you, hang on, are they seriously called Bas and Chaz?
Speaker 1: Yes, Bas and Chaz. This shop has been called Bas
Speaker 1: and Chaz forever, right, and it's just all the locals
Speaker 1: always go to Bas and Chaz. I remember when we
Speaker 1: first moved here. Sam came home and he's like, guess
Speaker 1: who I saw? I'm like, who? He goes Bas because
Speaker 1: they're not in there very often. It's like spotting a
Speaker 1: celebrity when you see Bas. I've never seen Chaz, but
Speaker 1: I've seen Bats.
Speaker 2: My god, oh my god, have they ever been seen together?
Speaker 1: I don't know, God, that would I would pass out
Speaker 1: if I saw anyway. Out the front of Bas and
Speaker 1: Chaz there's a coffee caravan, so they sell coffees cross
Speaker 1: ons and they also do a SiGe bowls. Anyway, I
Speaker 1: ordered my coffee and I'm waiting and then I hear
Speaker 1: he go aside is ready. A man who would have
Speaker 1: been forty seven walked up and got his Asie bowl
Speaker 1: and then went and stood and leant against his car
Speaker 1: and started eating his Asie bowl. And I felt so embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It embarrassed the shit out of me.
Speaker 1: I walked past him, and I could tell he was
Speaker 1: embarrassed too, because he wouldn't look me in the eye.
Speaker 1: Something about seeing a grown man with a wooden spoon
Speaker 1: digging into a really color full bowl is very embarrassing.
Speaker 2: Do you think he was eating it outside of the
Speaker 2: car because he was like a no eating in my car?
Speaker 1: That's embarrassing too. I don't like a no eating or
Speaker 1: don't eat in the car. I haven't been in a
Speaker 1: car that's a no eating car in a long time. Yeah.
Speaker 2: It's very retro, isn't it? Is that an idea no
Speaker 2: eating in my car?
Speaker 1: It's so funny. My uncle used to be like that.
Speaker 1: I remember we drove to the Gold Coast. My sister
Speaker 1: and I went with my auntie and uncle up to
Speaker 1: go and stay with my grandparents.
Speaker 2: He would have been hungry on that drive.
Speaker 1: I vividly remember going, oh my god, no lad to
Speaker 1: eating here. He places down a towel so we wouldn't
Speaker 1: get even like our water spilt on there. And I
Speaker 1: also remember this coming back to me now, stopping at
Speaker 1: a countrytown, going into a bakery and getting a ham
Speaker 1: and pickled chutney sandwich.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Choice for a kid I know, was very young. And
Speaker 1: you know that yellow pickled chutney.
Speaker 2: It was that like mustard is they called mustard pickles?
Speaker 2: What are they called?
Speaker 1: I feel like it's a chutney.
Speaker 2: Yeah maybe, Oh wow, that seems like a very old
Speaker 2: fashioned choice for a kid.
Speaker 1: It was, And I remember I really enjoyed half of it,
Speaker 1: and then I think the texture or the chunks for
Speaker 1: the second half maybe feel a bit ick. So I haven't.
Speaker 1: I think I've had it again. I love a fruit chutney.
Speaker 2: You're not yuck? Oh no, I do not like that.
Speaker 2: That's like the savory sort of equivalent, like that fruit cake,
Speaker 2: the cherries, the dried fruit shit, it's like the other.
Speaker 1: It's like that, yeah, the other. It's like a moist
Speaker 1: fruitcake as in a spread. Yum, fantastic anyway, I wanted
Speaker 1: to read out a couple of embarrassing for no reasons.
Speaker 1: A few of you or a lot of you always
Speaker 1: send them to us when you see them on Instagram.
Speaker 1: A couple of you sent have sent this one through
Speaker 1: because you've been through recently. But Kirsty sent this through,
Speaker 1: and she said, embarrassing for no reason. Walking into a
Speaker 1: nail salon and everyone looking up while you're announcing what
Speaker 1: you want. I know it's so well because everyone's just
Speaker 1: in their silent with their hands over, you know, over
Speaker 1: the bench, and then you're like, have you got time
Speaker 1: to put me in? Just she lac on the toes
Speaker 1: and everyone knowing.
Speaker 2: They never ever say no either, always yes. I don't
Speaker 2: think this is racist. I don't think it's racist my
Speaker 2: observations because we know that like that there's a large
Speaker 2: Vietnamese community that own nail salons, right. I'm always fascinated
Speaker 2: the way they talk to each other so softly.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, what it's like this supersonic hearring, I know,
Speaker 3: and that they I the other day was getting a
Speaker 3: massage at a tire place and the lady spoke so quietly,
Speaker 3: and then the lady in the next you know, curtain
Speaker 3: spoke back and I was like I could barely hear that,
Speaker 3: and you were massaging me.
Speaker 2: And a lot of the time with nail places too,
Speaker 2: they've got masks on yes like.
Speaker 1: Yes and each other the removing of the acrylic. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've noticed that too, and amazing. I did think that
Speaker 1: was really embarrassing for no reason. Fiona wrote, going to
Speaker 1: the wrong level on an elevator, having to get out,
Speaker 1: have a ten second look, and then turn around and
Speaker 1: go back to the correct level.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is that is embarrassing. Any errors,
Speaker 2: public errors.
Speaker 1: Public errors. But yeah, you know when you get out
Speaker 1: and you even go wrong level and you turn around
Speaker 1: and push the button straight away. So funny. Also someone
Speaker 1: power walking and taking over you and then getting stopped
Speaker 1: at the same red light.
Speaker 2: That's very good. That is very good.
Speaker 1: Also we've spoken about this before, but when you're walking
Speaker 1: and then you turn around because you've forgotten something, so
Speaker 1: you walk back in the same direction, got to go back,
Speaker 1: and then you just pivot and turn around. Also for me,
Speaker 1: when I go for a walk, it's like where's my
Speaker 1: end point? And usually I'll go on the beach and
Speaker 1: I'll touch the rock and then spin around and go back.
Speaker 1: And I'm so conscious of doing it every single time.
Speaker 2: Walk around the pole.
Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, that's where I will. Here's embarrassing for no reason,
Speaker 1: climbing up and downstairs on a bus.
Speaker 2: I haven't been on a bus either, you know, I reckon.
Speaker 2: The last time I was on a bus was when
Speaker 2: you paid the bus driver with like sixty cents or whatever.
Speaker 1: Wow, my nan used to be a mad bus drive.
Speaker 1: My nan never learnt to drive, so she would either
Speaker 1: walk down the street or you know, down the street
Speaker 1: to the shops, or she would get on the bus.
Speaker 1: And the bus driver in us so well, he'd drop
Speaker 1: her out the front of her house because the bus
Speaker 1: stop was like two hundred meters from her house. He'd
Speaker 1: take her there. But it was always such And I
Speaker 1: remember when I used to have to go to the orthodontist.
Speaker 1: My name would take me on the bus and it
Speaker 1: was always a novelty going on the bus because it
Speaker 1: just was a rare occasion. So Odie goes to a
Speaker 1: family daycare and for a little outing she takes I
Speaker 1: call her like mother duck with her little ducklings. I
Speaker 1: don't know how she keeps these like six boys in control.
Speaker 1: But they get on the bus and just do a
Speaker 1: loop around the block and they fucking love it.
Speaker 2: It's such a small thing. I think I might have
Speaker 2: said this before. We went into the city on the
Speaker 2: train with my Yes. It was like it literally felt
Speaker 2: like it was five minutes to get there. I said,
Speaker 2: why don't we ever do yah instead of city traffic
Speaker 2: and whatever? Why don't we do it?
Speaker 1: It to me is such a pilava. I used to
Speaker 1: work at Sunglass Hut in Melbourne Central. I don't even
Speaker 1: know if the Central is still a thing, but the
Speaker 1: train used to literally take you into the shops and
Speaker 1: I still would drive in there. I have such a
Speaker 1: mental block with catching public transport same.
Speaker 2: I don't understand how it works.
Speaker 1: Yep, yeah, no, neither do I. I don't now with
Speaker 1: the miighty cards, I don't know if they're in every state.
Speaker 1: But oh my god, here's what happened to me the
Speaker 1: other day last embarrassing for no reason. We went to
Speaker 1: like a mini party, which I know in itself is
Speaker 1: odd for me, but we went and we were talking
Speaker 1: in a group of four, so there was just another
Speaker 1: couple there and Sam looked at me and said, you've
Speaker 1: got a bit of lipstick on your teeth, and I
Speaker 1: wanted the earth to eat me up.
Speaker 2: Why do guys not know do it discreetly?
Speaker 1: But even like, there was no way of getting around it,
Speaker 1: even if he rubbed his tooth like he had to
Speaker 1: tell me because clearly everyone could see it was.
Speaker 2: It red, It was red.
Speaker 1: It just made me embarrassed. I'm like, who cares? I
Speaker 1: just quickly wiped it off. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: there's something so embarrassing about scrubbing your tooth, getting a
Speaker 1: bit of lipstick off it.
Speaker 2: You know what it is. It's the not being able
Speaker 2: to see yourself and then like having to rely on them.
Speaker 2: Have I got it? It's so funny.
Speaker 1: I love it. Anyway, send us in your embarrassing for
Speaker 1: no reasons. There's always a bucket load of them, and
Speaker 1: we'll read them out on the show. Hope you're well,
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Speaker 2: By for now, Love you