Speaker 1: Happy Monday, Jack, Gooday, Swany, how are you good? I'm
Speaker 1: enjoying the sunshine. I'm enjoying my Monday. As I always say,
Speaker 1: it's the first day after a few that I get
Speaker 1: back to being myself. So I love a Monday and
Speaker 1: mad for it. I love how much we're spending time together. Recently.
Speaker 1: We had the fashion show last week and we also
Speaker 1: went to Billie Eilish together on Saturday night.
Speaker 2: Her final Aussie show.
Speaker 1: It was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: She is just a marvel. Do you get why I'm
Speaker 2: so obsessed with her now?
Speaker 1: She's really like, in the nicest possible way, a freak
Speaker 1: of nature. She is like, just watching her perform, all
Speaker 1: of that art has come from her. She's extraordinary and
Speaker 1: I couldn't help but think she's twenty three years old.
Speaker 1: She is owning that stage. There's how many people would
Speaker 1: have been there nearly I guess eighties.
Speaker 2: I think Rod Lavor's only like fifteen fifteen thousand.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, oh my god, it seemed like a lot
Speaker 1: right now. Anyway, she owned it, commanding presence, and I thought, God,
Speaker 1: what was I doing when I was twenty three and
Speaker 1: it wasn't great? I was hunched over a date slice
Speaker 1: on my on my lunch break at tucker Bag, where
Speaker 1: I was routinely basically verbally abused by my boss. At
Speaker 1: the time, I was a deli girl and I thought, Wow,
Speaker 1: different people do different things at the same age. The
Speaker 1: twenty four ten say gooday, give me a call and
Speaker 1: just remember what were you doing at twenty three The
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, Let's open up the lines.
Speaker 2: Chrissy say today?
Speaker 1: I mean so far twenty twenty five has been exemplary
Speaker 1: in terms of international artist performances here, Hasn't it unbelievable?
Speaker 2: I feel so fortunate to have seen so many incredible
Speaker 2: peace people and it's March.
Speaker 1: Did you miss out on any I didn't.
Speaker 2: I got to see Drake, I got to see Kylie Minogue,
Speaker 2: and I saw Billy twice because.
Speaker 1: I'm not obsessed with her. Believable. I saw Billy Eilish
Speaker 1: on Saturday Night was unbelievable. It was She's so talented
Speaker 1: and I had to google how old she was because
Speaker 1: it doesn't seem fair, but one person has that much
Speaker 1: talent twenty.
Speaker 2: Three years old thirteen twenty four to ten. Tell us
Speaker 2: what you were doing at twenty three and we will
Speaker 2: give you a Baker's Delight back.
Speaker 1: And you know I don't want I almost don't want
Speaker 1: to hear I was selling out international concerts. You know,
Speaker 1: I want more like what I was doing when I
Speaker 1: was twenty three, which was eating date slices and half
Speaker 1: roast chickens that are half the best before date in
Speaker 1: the car park of the local Tucker bag Said market
Speaker 1: where I was a full time.
Speaker 2: Worker and getting yelled at by your boss and yelled at.
Speaker 1: He was so mean to me.
Speaker 2: What was his name?
Speaker 1: Can I say it?
Speaker 2: Let's out in Victoria. It's a puppy holiday. He won't
Speaker 2: be listening.
Speaker 1: His name is Hovey Hofey. He is so mean to me.
Speaker 1: But I needed the money man.
Speaker 2: At twenty three. I'd love to play this game. But
Speaker 2: I actually had a pretty cool year.
Speaker 1: Tell me, maybe what were you doing?
Speaker 2: Hey? It involves you. I became executive producer of Christy
Speaker 2: Salmon Brownie, the breakfast show we were working on at
Speaker 2: the time, and we took the show to New York
Speaker 2: for Jonathan Brown to run the marathon.
Speaker 1: Oh sucks to be you, I know, right, Wow, that
Speaker 1: is a really good year.
Speaker 2: I know, it was really an epic year.
Speaker 1: Diana, what were you doing at twenty three?
Speaker 3: Well, I just finished all my studies in hospitality management
Speaker 3: and tourism and I got my dream job. That was
Speaker 3: working for SeaWorld Now resort up on the Gold Coast
Speaker 3: in Melbourne, and it was like the best job ever.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe I got it. And then there was
Speaker 3: a thing called I called it a pilot's dispute. It
Speaker 3: was back in the.
Speaker 1: Ninety Yes, I got stuck in Darwin during that pilot's dispute.
Speaker 1: I had to catch a bus home fifty six and
Speaker 1: a half hours.
Speaker 3: Oh grin yeah, yeah, like no flights were flying at
Speaker 3: all because I was promoting this resort and I was
Speaker 3: based in Melbourne. I got retrenched. I thought, oh my god,
Speaker 3: my first full time job. It was my dream job,
Speaker 3: and I was so green and I just didn't know
Speaker 3: what to do. I thought, how could this happen? I
Speaker 3: was completely devastated.
Speaker 1: Oh no, Diana, did you pick yourself up and dust
Speaker 1: yourself off and start again? In the words of Alia, do.
Speaker 3: You know what, in hindsight, I actually went overseas and
Speaker 3: it was the best thing I ever did.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 1: See, you'd always think it's a scary time, but it
Speaker 1: actually turns out to be for the best good on your.
Speaker 2: Day day Baker's Delight, ma'tch it for you die?
Speaker 1: Hello, Lucinda?
Speaker 4: Hello?
Speaker 1: How are you get what we do? When you were
Speaker 1: twenty three? Does it compare to Billie Eilish?
Speaker 5: Look not? But I did actually get to go to
Speaker 5: the World Cheerleading and Dance competition over in Florida.
Speaker 6: I compete.
Speaker 5: Wow, pretty unreal?
Speaker 1: Were the Americans that do that over the top crackers?
Speaker 5: It was absolutely insane. The world of cheerleading over there
Speaker 5: is just next level. You think it's big here, but
Speaker 5: over there it is something different.
Speaker 2: Was it like the film Bring It On, Lucinda?
Speaker 5: Exactly like that? And I actually got to compete in
Speaker 5: Daytona Beach where they filmed that movie.
Speaker 1: No way, great story, much better than my date twice
Speaker 1: in the in the car park at the supermarket.
Speaker 2: Baker's Delight match if you listen to let's really quickly
Speaker 2: finish with Vanessa.
Speaker 1: Hey, Vanessa, what were you doing when you were twenty three?
Speaker 4: Pritzille was married and my first babynessa.
Speaker 1: You were a child bright child mother?
Speaker 2: Are you still married? Vanessa?
Speaker 4: No, I've actually done it twice and I'm not good
Speaker 4: at it.
Speaker 1: The cris Eat One show about to talk about what
Speaker 1: are your favorite lyrics of all time? Thirteen twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: Give us a call if there's one that really sticks out,
Speaker 1: Because Chapel Roan was asked this very question, and just
Speaker 1: go with it. I've asked you with the question now
Speaker 1: and your initial reaction is to go, oh God, I
Speaker 1: don't know. There's so many, But if you just let
Speaker 1: it sit and marinate, you'll come up with one. We
Speaker 1: all have, as did Chapel Rhane. What's your favorite lyric
Speaker 1: of all time? My favorite lyric of all time.
Speaker 7: Pegs I'm to ask.
Speaker 1: It's a little piggy sort of related lyric from from
Speaker 1: this song pigs like a Salama. Lika up heard the
Speaker 1: Miller Field I let as a Maya Baker.
Speaker 2: That song's called it bitty Piggy.
Speaker 1: I've never heard it and now I love it. I
Speaker 1: was frozen to the to the spot when you know,
Speaker 1: I was like, what's my and then it came to me.
Speaker 1: It's by a song. It's a song by a group
Speaker 1: called Jagged Edge, which probably you've never heard of. You
Speaker 1: had one hit, really is that one about your mom?
Speaker 1: The altar and you address, So it's not about getting
Speaker 1: married meeting the one that you love. This is my
Speaker 1: favorite lyric from the song. And of all time. We
Speaker 1: ain't getting no younger, we might as well do it.
Speaker 1: You know, you're there, you exist, we know each other.
Speaker 1: We're not getting no younger, we might as well do it.
Speaker 2: I'm pushing forty. Let's do it exactly as well.
Speaker 1: Doing that's romance.
Speaker 2: I love it. Mine is of course from Billie Eiley,
Speaker 2: of course, and it's a song called TV And every
Speaker 2: time I hear it, it's a really like sad, lame
Speaker 2: miss song. But this lyric it just kind of makes
Speaker 2: me laugh because it's I feel like you really relate
Speaker 2: to it. That's a great question.
Speaker 1: We would use that all the time sometimes when I'm
Speaker 1: just looking around my kitchen's messy again, with seven thousand
Speaker 1: things all over the place. That is running through my head.
Speaker 2: What is the point of anything? Aldy, Tom, You've got
Speaker 2: to play because you've got a cracker. Okay, it has
Speaker 2: to be the igonic Katy Perry, do you ever.
Speaker 1: Feel like a plastic bag?
Speaker 7: Do you ever see like a plastic bag?
Speaker 2: A plastic big Katie?
Speaker 1: I don't think I have you ever feel like a
Speaker 1: plastic bag? Of all the ways that I felt in
Speaker 1: my life, I don't think I've ever really gone you
Speaker 1: know what? Oh my god, I feel exactly like a
Speaker 1: plastic bag.
Speaker 2: And you questioned what happens after those leavings?
Speaker 1: How does she justify that analogy?
Speaker 2: And it's drifting through the wind wanting to start again.
Speaker 1: When does a plastic bag do that?
Speaker 2: Ridiculous? Thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your favorite
Speaker 2: lyric of all time that sticks out to you that
Speaker 2: makes you laugh? Like those did too much?
Speaker 1: I'm cool now where I'm getting no younger, you may
Speaker 1: as well do it the Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show, talking about your favorite lyrics of all time.
Speaker 1: They might be poignant, they might be funny, or they
Speaker 1: might be a combination of both, which is where Jack
Speaker 1: stands on his Billie Eilish one. This I'm gonna I'm
Speaker 1: going to be using this all the time now. Your
Speaker 1: favorite lyric players? What's the point of anything?
Speaker 2: It's just such a great question.
Speaker 1: What is the point of anything? I could have said
Speaker 1: that so many times today, Like I was on my
Speaker 1: way to work and I reversed out of my garage,
Speaker 1: realized I hadn't brought the bins in. I'm in a
Speaker 1: fresh outfit, obviously to see you, because I've got to
Speaker 1: impress you. I pull my bins in. I look down.
Speaker 1: The front of my jeans are covered in like dust,
Speaker 1: and I could have just looked at them and what's
Speaker 1: the point of anything?
Speaker 2: And then Tom's was fantastic the start of Katie Perry's firework.
Speaker 1: Do you ever.
Speaker 7: Feel like a plastic.
Speaker 1: No? I do never feel like? What is your favorite
Speaker 1: lyric of all time? Hello, Melissa? Do you believe that
Speaker 1: you can solve the mystery of why Katie Perry is
Speaker 1: asking me if I've ever felt like a plastic bag? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 5: I actually think it's in reference to an American movie,
Speaker 5: American Beauty.
Speaker 1: Yes, seen in.
Speaker 5: That movie where there's a plastic bag and the guy's
Speaker 5: filming it and it's quite emotional.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never forgotten that scene, and I thought that
Speaker 1: too for a second. But there's like eleven years between
Speaker 1: the film and the song.
Speaker 2: That's what.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I wasn't too sure how that works, but I suppose,
Speaker 4: like why it works? You know, it's American song. Maybe
Speaker 4: it's maybe.
Speaker 1: I understand when when you hear something as nonsensical as
Speaker 1: do you feel like a plastic bag? You do have
Speaker 1: to try and justify it.
Speaker 2: You do. I don't think our girl, Katie, though, is
Speaker 2: going that deep with her music. I mean, she just
Speaker 2: announced Rebecca Black as her support.
Speaker 1: Does she do that? Thine?
Speaker 2: Apparently she's like an icon in the gay community.
Speaker 1: But she's got one song that's awful.
Speaker 2: And it's terrible.
Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you for your input, Melissa. Hello, Annabelle,
Speaker 1: what is your favorite lyric?
Speaker 3: Hi, Chrissy.
Speaker 4: My favorite lyric is like you that my breast are
Speaker 4: small and humble, so that you don't confuse them with mountains.
Speaker 1: Small so you don't confuse them. Can you imagine the
Speaker 1: IQ of the man that is like I love them?
Speaker 1: What's in your top of a mountains?
Speaker 2: Annabel? Bakers are like that for you, Adam, You've got
Speaker 2: one as well. Is it the same as Anabel's?
Speaker 8: It was the same as Annabel's.
Speaker 1: It's a classic, Adam, have you ever confused someone's bosoms
Speaker 1: with mountains?
Speaker 9: Unfortunately?
Speaker 1: No, Well, the day is young, Adam. You never know
Speaker 1: your luck in a big city.
Speaker 2: Baker's delight that I you, Adam.
Speaker 1: I've just thought of another one. Ye Rihanna, only girl
Speaker 1: in the world listen to this. It's a very romantic.
Speaker 1: I don't think hold me like a pillow.
Speaker 2: Don't you like beans? Squeeze like a pillow, like a
Speaker 2: big hug.
Speaker 1: No, I do not. Crassy Swan Show, Hey.
Speaker 2: Swane, have you had your first hot cross bun yet?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? I have not? But the Shrove
Speaker 1: Tuesday was like a warning shop last week. I was like,
Speaker 1: my god, is it Hot cross bun season already?
Speaker 2: Well? It's this week right. We are helping bakers to
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Speaker 1: I believe that proof is mounting that Blake Lively is
Speaker 1: not a good girl.
Speaker 10: I know not my Serena, I so so doing the
Speaker 10: rounds at the moment are the little bits of footage
Speaker 10: from the Red Carpet opening of a re What is
Speaker 10: it sequel to A Simple Favor which only.
Speaker 1: Just came out in twenty eighteen? Yeah, thriller comedy I
Speaker 1: missed it had Blake Lively and a Kendrick.
Speaker 2: I kind of didn't even realize they made a second
Speaker 2: film until this South By Southwest premier.
Speaker 1: Either did I so? On the Red Carpet, standard questions
Speaker 1: always ensue. One of the reporters saw Blake Lively there,
Speaker 1: Notably they were not doing the Red Carpet together Anna
Speaker 1: Kendrick and Blake Lively, and the reporter asked her what
Speaker 1: it was like to be reunited.
Speaker 5: I'm so happy, Nah, what does it mean to be
Speaker 5: working with Blake again?
Speaker 1: So Blake was like, oh, it's the best you could tell.
Speaker 1: She didn't mean it, but she had a better job
Speaker 1: of hiding it than I think Anna Kendrick did. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh you know, she didn't even stop.
Speaker 2: There was one moment I saw where they were standing
Speaker 2: in front of the cinema screen together and Blake was
Speaker 2: talking and Anna's body language the crossed arms slightly facing
Speaker 2: away from her she did not want a bar of her.
Speaker 1: It must be hard she because she would have absolutely
Speaker 1: been obligated to go. She would have asked the question,
Speaker 1: I really don't want to do this, but you have to.
Speaker 2: And I think this is the only premiere they'll do.
Speaker 2: There won't be a London and New York, a Sydney.
Speaker 2: They'll just be this one premiere and that is it.
Speaker 1: It's so awkward And just when you thought it couldn't
Speaker 1: get any more awkward, How do you feel like the every.
Speaker 5: How does it feel like the movie's being impacted kind
Speaker 5: of by everything happening around going on in the world.
Speaker 1: Why what happened?
Speaker 6: I did ayahuasca and the last year of my life
Speaker 6: has just gone.
Speaker 1: But I've heard the movies amazing. She's just she's so
Speaker 1: sarcastic about it, isn't she? And she's talking about you
Speaker 1: know that ayahuascar. I think it's called it's you drink it.
Speaker 1: It's like a really strong potion and people like pass
Speaker 1: out for two or three days, but wake up all
Speaker 1: a new It's like the very strong hallucinogen nine.
Speaker 2: Perfect stranger stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And there's a scene in the Bill Gibson doco,
Speaker 1: Sorry it's not a docco Glad and Sinker. All right,
Speaker 1: let's move on to Hughsey. Hughsy has quitely thrown people
Speaker 1: out of his show at the Adelaide Fringe for talking
Speaker 1: during his performance. Now I know, Hughsy. I love the man.
Speaker 1: You've never known anybody so polite and well mannered. For
Speaker 1: him to call this these girls must have been irritating.
Speaker 6: On the front out out.
Speaker 1: He's an Australian story tonight, is he?
Speaker 6: Ye?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you he is a national treasure.
Speaker 2: He really is.
Speaker 1: Out of everybody who I've worked with over the years. Really,
Speaker 1: Hughsy top of the tree.
Speaker 2: Send him this audio, Tom, what a nice rap swan,
Speaker 2: very very true. Should have got your an Australian story.
Speaker 1: Why didn't they dog out? I'll tell you what. If
Speaker 1: you knew I was going to speak about him like that,
Speaker 1: it would have I would have been first.
Speaker 2: Is a Christmas one show?
Speaker 1: Big weekend for me. Obviously. I saw Billy Eilish with
Speaker 1: you was amazing and Peg came as well. Just it
Speaker 1: was just her and I are really good concert goers together.
Speaker 1: We've seen Lizzo Taylor like we love a concert and
Speaker 1: I but something else quite momentous happened this weekend. And
Speaker 1: it's what I now have always said. Parenting is mainly
Speaker 1: have you got that Billy Eilish quote for me? A bit? Honestly?
Speaker 1: Mainly when I think of parenting, I think of this. Then,
Speaker 1: just when you've given up the ghost, something amazing and
Speaker 1: mares and surprising happens and you enter a new era
Speaker 1: with your children. And guess what happened on Saturday? What
Speaker 1: Peg and I went shopping as buddies, as friends, not
Speaker 1: to the supermarket, to the shopping center.
Speaker 2: Yes, it wasn't like you were dragging her down Aisle
Speaker 2: four when she just wanted to go home. You actually
Speaker 2: enjoyed a day together exactly.
Speaker 1: We were really excited. We had our walking shoes on
Speaker 1: because we knew that we had some things to cover off,
Speaker 1: We had a list. We had lunch in the food court. No,
Speaker 1: it was really good, this amazing Japanese soup. Food courts
Speaker 1: have come a long way. Yeah, you're right, you know
Speaker 1: since I, you know, have been to a shopping center
Speaker 1: and Peg had schnitz. Yeah, so look, it was just
Speaker 1: a gorgeous day and I look forward to more of that.
Speaker 1: Just when you're giving up hope, that's nice you get
Speaker 1: a new little friend.
Speaker 2: Tell you what you're not looking forward to a season
Speaker 2: two of With Love Megan.
Speaker 1: I don't know, am I I've got a very surprising
Speaker 1: outcome for you.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're gonna be talking about Megan Markle's doco. Would
Speaker 2: you call it doco to docco?
Speaker 1: Oh quick? Yes, it is a docco. It's insufferable.
Speaker 2: We want to talk about it before four and we
Speaker 2: want to hear your thoughts. But next Christy's Quizy thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten, if you'd like to kickstart your
Speaker 2: week with a limited edition Christy Swan Show, bum Bag.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's Go
Speaker 1: Way Bump Back, Chrissy's Quizzy. Hello, come in, Spinner, Mikayla Taylor.
Speaker 3: I'm here, Hellosy.
Speaker 1: You know you live in a suburb called Doreen and
Speaker 1: every time I see that, I think of that woman
Speaker 1: from Prisoner with the with the Elma press Iron. Yeah
Speaker 1: doors anyway, Mikayla, I dag Ress. Hello Gina, how are you?
Speaker 1: Oh Gina, I can barely hear. You're gonna have to
Speaker 1: find your biggest voice possible because your names Thank you, Ah,
Speaker 1: there you are, Gina, g who are just little bit
Speaker 1: remember that, Gina, I do just a little bit, a
Speaker 1: little bit more of the one of the great Eurovision singers.
Speaker 1: All right then, girls, your names are your buzzers. It's
Speaker 1: the best of five meeting. The first person to get
Speaker 1: three ounces Creek wins the game and gets the chorusy
Speaker 1: Swan Show bum bag Question number one, which of the
Speaker 1: streamers is hosting Meghan Markle's new documentary, is like, yes, Gina,
Speaker 1: it is Netflix. Have you seen it? No, We're going
Speaker 1: to be talking about it next. Don't miss it, gena.
Speaker 2: G Question number two, which.
Speaker 1: Comedian had to ask people to leave his stand up
Speaker 1: show at the Adelaide Fringe Festival on Friday. Yes, Mikayla,
Speaker 1: it was the great day hughs and he's on Australian
Speaker 1: Story tonight. Don't miss it. You'll see a side of
Speaker 1: him you didn't know.
Speaker 2: Will our Gal Caitline Brook making appearance.
Speaker 1: I would say so yes, They're like, you know, they've
Speaker 1: known each other better than my husband and what I
Speaker 1: love me some Katie need to Manga are comics or
Speaker 1: graphic novels originating from where m A N G A
Speaker 1: no takers Japan. Question number four. Ten years ago today,
Speaker 1: Whiz Khalifa and Charlie Poof released this hit What's it called? Yes, Mikayla,
Speaker 1: it is see you Again. It's a bit of a
Speaker 1: sad what isn't it?
Speaker 2: I love this song?
Speaker 1: I do too, I love this bit.
Speaker 2: Question gets a lot of monkey there in the five.
Speaker 2: It's currently two points to Mikayla, one point to Gina.
Speaker 1: Name just one of the two Australian states that are
Speaker 1: enjoying a Labor Day public holiday today, Yes, Ginaourn it
Speaker 1: is Melbourne and Tazzy it's a down South holiday? What
Speaker 1: Jackie good?
Speaker 2: Next question?
Speaker 1: What is shepherd's pie topped with?
Speaker 2: Yes, mikaela potato potato it is?
Speaker 1: And did she know what else? The shepherd's pie is
Speaker 1: not beef mints, it's land mints. Specifically, did not know
Speaker 1: that it's a shepherd?
Speaker 2: What's a shepherd?
Speaker 1: It deals with? And I only just realized that.
Speaker 2: I've never thought about that.
Speaker 1: Did you know that? Did you know that?
Speaker 3: Making it wrong this whole time?
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, what's the point of it all?
Speaker 1: As Billy? What does she say?
Speaker 2: What's the points? Swan show?
Speaker 1: I was really looking forward to this with love Megan thing,
Speaker 1: and I was looking looking forward to it in a
Speaker 1: in a very morally corrupt way, in that I knew
Speaker 1: that I was going to dislike it and pull it apart.
Speaker 1: And it's rare that you are offered up something that
Speaker 1: you already know that you're going to absolutely despise.
Speaker 2: I know, but they're something so beautiful about a hate watch.
Speaker 1: I've never I've always wanted to do it, but I've
Speaker 1: never been delivered it quite as beautifully as this. So
Speaker 1: I was really looking forward to it, and I finally
Speaker 1: got some time on Sunday to watch it, and I
Speaker 1: got through the first episode. If you're going to watch it,
Speaker 1: it's on Netflix. I really recommended at six parts, eight episodes,
Speaker 1: is it? There? You go? I must have slipped into
Speaker 1: a coma at some stage. I've forgotten, but you know,
Speaker 1: don't take my word for it. Let's hear what some
Speaker 1: of the critics from from the UK have have said
Speaker 1: about it. Daily Telegraph says, the format is this colon
Speaker 1: Megan invites I'm gonna do it in an English accident
Speaker 1: gives it something. The format is this Megan invites people
Speaker 1: to her pretend house. The show was filmed in an
Speaker 1: eight million dollar farmhouse down the road from her fourteen
Speaker 1: million dollar home, and they tell her how amazing she is.
Speaker 1: This happens for eight episodes, the entirest of them, and
Speaker 1: this one my personal favorite from Variety with love Megan
Speaker 1: is made with a great deal of love, in the
Speaker 1: sense that the greatest love of all is the one
Speaker 1: that that person has for herself. Now that is true. Yes,
Speaker 1: And thirteen twenty four ten, did you manage to watch
Speaker 1: any of it? Everybody I've spoken to that's watched it,
Speaker 1: there is a point where they can no longer watch it.
Speaker 1: And I want to know what that point was for you,
Speaker 1: the tipping point.
Speaker 2: What was your point, Swannie?
Speaker 1: Well, I was very close to hitting the square button,
Speaker 1: the stop button all throughout the first episode, but I didn't,
Speaker 1: and it took me the first sort of six minutes
Speaker 1: of episode two until I had to hit pause and
Speaker 1: call my friend Henry and unleash because the whole way
Speaker 1: through the first episode it's with her friend Daniel I
Speaker 1: think his name is. They clearly barely know each other,
Speaker 1: that they're supposed to be very good friends, but there
Speaker 1: were all these holes in the story. If you're that close.
Speaker 1: You know that your friend is left handed. She didn't
Speaker 1: know he.
Speaker 2: Was her makeup artist.
Speaker 4: Once.
Speaker 2: Let's call it for what it is.
Speaker 1: I really believe that, and I thought, well, who's my equivalent.
Speaker 1: It's like, if I invite you know, joel Over or
Speaker 1: my friend Jamie, I can assure you that I'm not
Speaker 1: going to be so condescending that I teach them how
Speaker 1: to make spaghetti with tomatoes, or I treat them like
Speaker 1: a five year old and we make candles. That's not
Speaker 1: happening and might have fun. So I managed to get
Speaker 1: through it. Also, Oh my god, the big life hack
Speaker 1: of using a zip lock bag instead of a piping bag.
Speaker 1: People have been doing that since Donald Trump was born. Like,
Speaker 1: that's not a tip. That's not a tip. Anyway, made
Speaker 1: it through the first episode, and then I got to
Speaker 1: the second episode with Mindy. Now I heard this and
Speaker 1: I had to hit pause.
Speaker 8: I woke up early, guys, because I realized Mindy will
Speaker 8: be here and I.
Speaker 4: Have nothing to feed her.
Speaker 7: Okay, so we're gonna make a quick retarder. Okay, last minute, No.
Speaker 1: Lie again, jack lie. Okay, that is a lie. That
Speaker 1: is an absolute lie. I've been on four dollar TV
Speaker 1: shows yes, not multimillion dollar Netflix shoots with eighty full
Speaker 1: time staff eighty and nobody's thought of what to feed.
Speaker 1: Goddamn Mindy calling when she's coming. I'm sorry. There would
Speaker 1: have been fifteen different stylists there, each with a different
Speaker 1: meal that Megan could have chosen. There is zero chance
Speaker 1: that she woke up early because she had nothing to
Speaker 1: feed Mindy culling. She's just spent two hours in hair
Speaker 1: and makeup. If you're that concerned, go down to Cole's
Speaker 1: and get some eggs, or.
Speaker 2: Call your producer, Beverly, I forgot.
Speaker 1: That is a lot.
Speaker 2: That is just a problem.
Speaker 1: Is is that all these little micro lies means that
Speaker 1: everything she says you can't believe.
Speaker 2: I struggled. I watched only the first episode, but the
Speaker 2: thing that really got me was the whispering and the
Speaker 2: lame music. The music, it's like she was trying to
Speaker 2: act as if she was in a rom com.
Speaker 1: Is that her fault? Though that could be a nartistic thing.
Speaker 2: Well, she should have. She should have viewed that and
Speaker 2: realized she looks like h naha. But the whispering she does,
Speaker 2: which again it feels like she's acting. So they're talking
Speaker 2: about bees, and she's whispering and acting like she's just
Speaker 2: been given a million dollars?
Speaker 1: What's the leaf span of a bee?
Speaker 2: Four weeks six? And they have different roles and different job.
Speaker 3: We have on the.
Speaker 2: Rat The whispering is insufferable.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you I've got a surprise twist for you?
Speaker 1: Thirty twenty four ten. By the way, what was the
Speaker 1: exact point? What did she say? The major guy? I
Speaker 1: can't watch anyway. I took a breather and I went
Speaker 1: back the next day. Episode three, yeah, is magnificent. Why
Speaker 1: they didn't start with episode three, I'll never never know.
Speaker 1: It features this great Korean Los Angeles chef Roy Troy.
Speaker 1: Megan's on fire about learning how to make fried chicken.
Speaker 1: She's really fun and funny and interested. She is brilliant
Speaker 1: in episode three. It's a different.
Speaker 2: Person, is that? Because I wonder if someone else is
Speaker 2: leading it and she doesn't have to try and.
Speaker 1: Act she exactly. She's excited, she's excited, and they were
Speaker 1: on the same wavelength. And she's gorgeous in episode three
Speaker 1: and in episode four.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's a great tip. Thirteenth, twenty four to ten.
Speaker 2: Have you watched with love? Meghan, and what are your thoughts?
Speaker 2: Are they the same as us? Or did you love.
Speaker 1: It the Chrissy Swan Show. You watched the Meghan Michael
Speaker 1: thing on Netflix? I did. I'd take a breathere for
Speaker 1: twenty four hours because I was so angry.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you you. The rage texts I received from you
Speaker 2: were quite thrilling.
Speaker 1: And I do have to say, I just don't like
Speaker 1: to be told things that I already know and that
Speaker 1: I believe that everybody already knows. For example, you don't
Speaker 1: sift sugar. Now, I'm sorry. I think I learned that
Speaker 1: before I finished primary school.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I needed to learn that. I
Speaker 2: think you just know that. It's one of those things
Speaker 2: you just know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was a little tidbit. And I don't know
Speaker 1: if she's never been in the kitchen. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't want to be told that a
Speaker 1: never before seen life hack is that you use a
Speaker 1: ziplock bag instead of a piping bag and you snipped
Speaker 1: the corner off. Everybody knows that. Yeah, it annoys me.
Speaker 2: It's annoying. I just I want to like her. As
Speaker 2: I've said before, I watched episode three, Okay, because I've
Speaker 2: watched it wanting to like her, but she's just so
Speaker 2: insincere that it's hard. And I'm mate, go back to acting,
Speaker 2: because your characters are more likable than you.
Speaker 1: She just needs to stop warning everyone to like her.
Speaker 1: I think she could be a really great girl as
Speaker 1: she is, but she's got to stop giving people what
Speaker 1: she thinks they want. My favorite part of the whole
Speaker 1: docco was when she was scoffing little peanut butter pretzels
Speaker 1: and saying her and old Doria Ragland also she loves them,
Speaker 1: and she you know, they're just those ones that you
Speaker 1: get from the supermarket. I liked that that was normal.
Speaker 1: You could see that that was normal.
Speaker 2: Does her mom? Because I really like her mom. Does
Speaker 2: her mom appear in any other episodes? What about her dad? No?
Speaker 1: No, He has said, though the show is pathetic and inauthentic,
Speaker 1: and as a child, she never showed any interest in
Speaker 1: the kitchen, I mean absolutely.
Speaker 2: Season two has been confirmed. Netflix have made that announcement
Speaker 2: over the weekend, and.
Speaker 1: She posted a little video, you know, with a hand
Speaker 1: handmade cap with her writing on it, which he thinks
Speaker 1: is great. Obviously the faux excitement, Oh, it's been renewed.
Speaker 1: It was filmed at the same time. That's what I mean. No,
Speaker 1: stop lying.
Speaker 2: Oh you can't do See this is where she falls down.
Speaker 2: She needs some advice. She needs a good manager or
Speaker 2: a good publicist.
Speaker 1: She just said someone to go. Okay, I love that.
Speaker 1: I love that idea of the reveal with the cap
Speaker 1: I love that. But what is the truth? The truth
Speaker 1: is is that you filmed it all at the same time.
Speaker 1: Say that, guys, I'm so excited. Guess what we filmed
Speaker 1: too at the same time.
Speaker 2: Bang eight more reps to come. That's the thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: for ten. What were your thoughts.
Speaker 1: Let's go to mail Hi, Mel Hi, what was the
Speaker 1: what was the hit the pause button moment for you?
Speaker 11: It was probably half an hour in to it. And
Speaker 11: when she made that fruit flatter, the creative one for
Speaker 11: her friends and they'll get excited over snowpe that hit me.
Speaker 11: I'm like, nah, no one gets excited over snowbee.
Speaker 1: She does. She calls them crudites. Though, you've got to
Speaker 1: You've got to watch episode three, mel because it is
Speaker 1: a different person. She has Roy Choi, this great American
Speaker 1: Korean chef on and they have the best time she's
Speaker 1: so interested, so gorgeous in it. It's a different person.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I'll try.
Speaker 11: But half an hour I think was cutting up for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it, I get it. But see that's
Speaker 1: but see she was being herself. She had genuine interest.
Speaker 1: When when she's genuine, authentic, she's gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, Now if you don't want to watch that,
Speaker 2: I'm going to send you to the movies, to a
Speaker 2: double past and over Ka no pain in cinemas.
Speaker 3: April three, Thank you so much, Love you guys.
Speaker 2: Love you. Does she have anyone from suits on, like
Speaker 2: Lewis Litt or something.
Speaker 1: No, she doesn't, Jack, I can't tell you she does not.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know these people. Mindy Collen comes on as
Speaker 1: her own. I'm so great. I'm so excited to see
Speaker 1: my friend Mendy. They did a podcast together, as in,
Speaker 1: Meghan was a guest on Mindy's pod No Vice Versa
Speaker 1: two years ago and they've kept in touch via email.
Speaker 2: Now that that's called that's yeah, that's not a friend.
Speaker 1: That's not even that.
Speaker 2: Kathy, let's finish with you. Have you watched We Love Meghan? No?
Speaker 4: I will not be watching it. I cannot stand that
Speaker 4: woman why. I just can't stand her. She just she's
Speaker 4: so fake and she just you know, makes trouble wherever
Speaker 4: she goes. And I would not waste a minute of
Speaker 4: my time watching anything with her.
Speaker 9: On its Swan show, Chrissy's Clique.
Speaker 1: Your thoughts on Lady Gaga's album because you've had the weekend,
Speaker 1: you didn't listen to it. I didn't listen to it
Speaker 1: to busy, hate watching Megan Markle and love watching Billy
Speaker 1: are correct.
Speaker 2: I just had Billy playing all weekend.
Speaker 1: Billy was like a sorbet. Wasn't she a palette cleansing?
Speaker 2: It was just beautiful to be able to see someone talented.
Speaker 1: You are so funny. Well, Lady Gaga has appeared on
Speaker 1: Saturday Night Live SNL and delivered a very funny, shady
Speaker 1: to herself monologue.
Speaker 8: I'm so happy to be back at SNL. The last
Speaker 8: time I hosted. Every aspect of.
Speaker 7: My performance aged amazingly.
Speaker 8: There's no need to google SNL twenty thirteen Lady.
Speaker 7: Gaga featuring O Kelly. We all won't. I won't bring
Speaker 7: it up.
Speaker 2: I forgot they worked together me too. I mean, do
Speaker 2: what you Want is the tom was it the do
Speaker 2: what you want what you want with my body? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: what an interesting song to do with r Kelly.
Speaker 1: That is a very it is a very dangerous request
Speaker 1: to make of specifically our Kelly isn't gonna do what
Speaker 1: you want anyway. Don't google what he's know what he's
Speaker 1: been accused, convicted, Who knows what he's in trouble for.
Speaker 1: He's not a good guy, you know, he's a bad dude.
Speaker 1: Ah and then she went on to also talk about
Speaker 1: her absolute box office poison offering of The Joker too.
Speaker 8: Anyway, I'm an actor now, I've been very dog about
Speaker 8: collecting films that would showcase my craft as a serious actor,
Speaker 8: films such as Joker two.
Speaker 7: Apparently people thought it was awesome.
Speaker 8: Joaquin and I even got nominated for a Razzie, which
Speaker 8: as an award for the worst.
Speaker 7: Films of the year, so we won.
Speaker 8: I promise to act, to sing, and to not do
Speaker 8: Joker three.
Speaker 1: I mean that is a fair promise. She look that
Speaker 1: is very self deprecating to be able to do that,
Speaker 1: But she has been in a couple of great films
Speaker 1: that Bradley Cooper won Starsborne was so great, amazing film.
Speaker 1: I loved it so much and was that other one?
Speaker 1: She was adam fantastical and it went for seventeen hours.
Speaker 2: I loved it. Tim Blackwell famously hated it. I remember
Speaker 2: him going.
Speaker 1: On, well, she carried the whole film, really and by
Speaker 1: the end of it she was exhausted.
Speaker 2: It was It's worth watching if you haven't seen it,
Speaker 2: though the.
Speaker 1: Accent is maybe a bit much. I might be with
Speaker 1: Tim on that, but I think she's a wonderful actress.
Speaker 2: I loved that film. And this new album Swanny. I've
Speaker 2: not listened to it yet, but it's doing really well.
Speaker 2: It's the biggest streaming debut for an album by female
Speaker 2: artist on Spotify.
Speaker 1: Her and someone else have been duking it out this
Speaker 1: year is It and travel Rome but Lady Gaga's picture
Speaker 1: of the post at the moment, it could change, it could.
Speaker 1: It's funny this year and excuse me, there is a
Speaker 1: song on the album. If anyone who is a fan
Speaker 1: of My Queen and Savior Tis is on Taylor Allison
Speaker 1: Swift has listened to this album, Your ears automatically go
Speaker 1: like you know a German shepherd, that he's a siren.
Speaker 9: You're like, hang on a minute, sounds familiar, like sience.
Speaker 1: That is it is quite simply a Taylor Swift song.
Speaker 2: I disagree, Are you joking? I think people are just
Speaker 2: trying to cling onto something. It sounds like some of
Speaker 2: her earlier work in the Fame Monster.
Speaker 1: NA.
Speaker 2: No, we can't, just because.
Speaker 1: I know there's a chord progression there in that first
Speaker 1: bit that you played that is vintage switch.
Speaker 2: But don't you think other artists have done that for years?
Speaker 1: No like that? You don't. You don't listen to that
Speaker 1: and you go, oh, that's dual lipa. That's that is
Speaker 1: clearly inspo. Okay, Taylor's the inspo there.
Speaker 2: I get the comparison, but I don't think it's that
Speaker 2: Taylor es.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be surprised if Taylor is singing on it's
Speaker 1: a secret writer and one of the classic Easter eggs
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 2: To bring this all the way back to Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2: On the weekend, I heard GA Guy doing an interview
Speaker 2: and she spoke about Billy's album, hit Me Hard and Soft,
Speaker 2: and this is what she said.
Speaker 7: I loved Billie Eilish's album this year.
Speaker 8: I thought hit Me Hard and Soft was like a
Speaker 8: beautiful piece of music.
Speaker 2: How can you not how can you?
Speaker 1: I mean dur Stephanie Germ And it's like the best
Speaker 1: album of the year, it really is.
Speaker 2: It should have won at the Grammy every.
Speaker 1: Night, every night I kneel by my bed in a week,
Speaker 1: just like Billy DearS it the grug kiss over Beyonce
Speaker 1: winning it. Beyonce is amazing, it is. That album is
Speaker 1: not better than Billie Eilish's end off.
Speaker 2: Do you know what was really special that I should
Speaker 2: have videoed for you? You were smart in the end
Speaker 2: of Billy's concert. You snuck out just before it finished. Yeah,
Speaker 2: which is a good move so you could get an uber.
Speaker 2: But at the very end, Swany, at the end of
Speaker 2: Birds of a Feather she started crying a little bit
Speaker 2: because it was her last Australian show and she.
Speaker 1: Loves it here. She wants to be here all the time.
Speaker 2: We want to be here all the time as well.
Speaker 2: But we've got to go because Ricky, Lee, Tim and
Speaker 2: Joel are up next. They've got a massive announcement. Stay
Speaker 2: locked a.
Speaker 1: Great don't miss this one. Chrissy Swan Show is a
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Speaker 1: to Nova podcast dot com.
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