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Speaker 1: Do you know why that so great? I mean, you're

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Speaker 3: Oh, I know, I think that's Dan doing all the admin.

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Speaker 3: No, it had been suggested by somebody else. I think

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Speaker 4: That's where it's at, the traditional polished I mean, come on.

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Speaker 1: Can we go again? Guys, any chance we can go again?

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Speaker 1: Take it from the top. Get Roger Corser back in

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Speaker 2: it easy, Julia Morris, makes it easy for you. So

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Speaker 2: this is life hacks. You give us some advice, self

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Speaker 4: It's a proper system to implement into your life. What

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Speaker 3: Ok, gotch oh, I can't wait for you to come.

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Speaker 4: Got to go by, it's the best conxplaining is something

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Speaker 2: Whatever.

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Speaker 4: And then the Y is for RP for all the

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Speaker 3: All of those.

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Speaker 3: You know, your home learning to say no crash opera.

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Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying.

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Speaker 4: Blind self confidence really helps.

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Speaker 2: Learning to say no is one of the defining moments

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Speaker 4: Yeah, oh, you have your list of excuses ready to go.

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Speaker 4: really good advice in there. Okay, could be really loud

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Speaker 3: First twenty minutes of the functions. Everyone in the room

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Speaker 3: That stuff so true.

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Speaker 4: You have five stories that you're going to tell when

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you're done. Tommy used to have five pickup techniques

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Speaker 1: were five fun facts Tommy, that you used to used

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Speaker 1: to use this conversation, mate, you didn't.

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Speaker 3: Yes, that was one of your people, say get fact yeah.

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Speaker 1: One of them was that one day in Indonesia the

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Speaker 3: You believe that?

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Speaker 1: Will you kiss me?

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Speaker 3: You know what?

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Speaker 4: The average speed of driving in London is eleven miles

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Speaker 1: to that now.

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Speaker 2: This is unaudible as well, so we get Julia Morris's voice.

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Speaker 2: This is great meditation before you go to sleep.

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Speaker 3: It is only available on Audible.

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Speaker 4: The great thing is I mean, there's nothing like the

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Speaker 3: Got a cold.

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Speaker 4: Actually, it's the closest thing that I got to in

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Speaker 4: stand up for twelve months on.

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Speaker 2: Perform Julia Morris. We love you. Julia Morris makes it easier.

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Speaker 2: It's available on Audible from today. Go check it out.

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Speaker 2: We Love you, Julia, thanks for coming on the show.

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Speaker 1: Love Love Bye.

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