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Speaker 1: I feel like, Matt, we've stopped doing our intro for
Speaker 1: close friends, haven't we. We just go straight into here,
Speaker 1: just go That was our intro. Yeah, fucking welcome everyone.
Speaker 1: I saved the TikTok the other day, Matt. And it's
Speaker 1: a theory. O. We love a theory. So let's play
Speaker 1: this video. And I want to know what you think.
Speaker 1: It's called the egg theory.
Speaker 3: Every single person you've ever known and ever will known
Speaker 3: them was you, well, at least according to the egg theory.
Speaker 3: The Egg was a story posted online in two thousand
Speaker 3: and nine. The story features two characters, A forty eighty
Speaker 3: year old.
Speaker 4: Man and God. Has passed away due to a car
Speaker 4: accident and has come face to face with God. God
Speaker 4: tells this man that he's about to be reincarnated, but
Speaker 4: not in the future, but rather in the fifth century
Speaker 4: as a Chinese girl. Every single time he passes away
Speaker 4: in one of his lives, he's going to be reincarnated
Speaker 4: in another time period, and so at some point he
Speaker 4: would have reincarnated as everybody that has ever lived. In
Speaker 4: this story, God also reveals that there are deities aside
Speaker 4: from God that exists, and the universe is essentially an
Speaker 4: egg for each of these deities. You will keep reincarnating
Speaker 4: until you are ready to merge and become a god.
Speaker 1: So that's the theory saying that.
Speaker 2: The fucking, bloody, fucking head is in here today.
Speaker 1: But you've seen that guy before. He was at the
Speaker 1: TikTok boards. Remember he was nominated.
Speaker 2: You've never seen him in my life.
Speaker 1: As five million.
Speaker 2: Asla like from Wine the Witch in the Wardrobe.
Speaker 1: He was at the TikTok Awards. He was nominated for
Speaker 1: an award like at the TikTok Awards.
Speaker 2: Paying attention to anyone myself that night. But it gave
Speaker 2: me so much anxiety. And why did he put that
Speaker 2: fucking music behind that away. I'm sitting here going my
Speaker 2: heart rate's gone through it, my thyroid is overactive at
Speaker 2: the moment, let's go.
Speaker 1: The theory is okay that when you die and you
Speaker 1: know how some people believe in reincarnation. You are reincarnated,
Speaker 1: but in a different century, like you don't come back
Speaker 1: to today. And it's all about like timeline jumping, you
Speaker 1: know how you hear about all the different timelines and
Speaker 1: time travel. And then the theory is that every time
Speaker 1: you die, you go to a different century, and you
Speaker 1: die that many times in all your lives that eventually
Speaker 1: like you are the only one that's here because they're
Speaker 1: just yourself reincarnated. And then it's like every person that
Speaker 1: you meet is you.
Speaker 2: No stupid, makes no sense. Dumb people just make shit
Speaker 2: up for the sake of it these days, and I'm
Speaker 2: I for one, I'm sick of it. Can I also
Speaker 2: say on this topic, not everything in life is a
Speaker 2: conspiration theory? Okay? The plane crashing in America into the Navy, whoever?
Speaker 2: The hell? Tragic? Absolutely tragic. Why is my.
Speaker 1: Entire stomach is rumbling?
Speaker 2: It's a sign from the union and the people died
Speaker 2: and you're over there laughing. What's going on?
Speaker 1: Sander?
Speaker 2: I am so sorry? Guys? Do you want some food
Speaker 2: because I have a lunch bowl? No, it's okay, okay,
Speaker 2: I could wait? Is the pri machine the pie machine's
Speaker 2: gone from No, because they're doing renovations at the moment.
Speaker 1: May not just move it to a different area. This
Speaker 1: place is massive, Seriously, why they take it away?
Speaker 2: Speaking of conspiracy theory, it's just why I'm on the mic.
Speaker 2: I used to think as a kid that we used
Speaker 2: to live in the mouth of a frog. Fuck off,
Speaker 2: Why turn your microphone off? It's our show, not yours. No,
Speaker 2: but this week, all I've seen is like from that
Speaker 2: the plane and the helicopter crashing.
Speaker 1: Way, did a plane in a helicopter?
Speaker 2: Yeah? So the plane was landing and then like a
Speaker 2: air force or like a you know, military plant, a military.
Speaker 1: Was that the plane with the sixty something people? Is
Speaker 1: that a different one that's.
Speaker 2: The one that landed in the river?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: And Potomac I think so, long story short, that's tragic, obviously,
Speaker 2: But all I saw on the Internet was like a conspiracy, conspiracy, conspiracy.
Speaker 2: And then even with the LA fires, conspiracy, conspiracy. This
Speaker 2: is the Illuminati. They've burnt all these down.
Speaker 1: I feel like the Internet is broken.
Speaker 2: Crime the devil, Oh my god, give it a fucking rest.
Speaker 1: I'm with you, but I think that people watching crime
Speaker 1: shows and everything it's made people feel like they can
Speaker 1: say that things are a fucking conspiracy or whatever, and we.
Speaker 2: Love a conspiracy theory, you know, I love them. Hello, museums,
Speaker 2: don't start me, don't let me get into it. But
Speaker 2: I'm just like, not everything I could.
Speaker 1: You say briefly, so Xander can hear maybe people didn't
Speaker 1: hear that episode.
Speaker 2: Or basically, I believe that everything in a museum is fake.
Speaker 2: What don't start me on a tangent? Baby, Like if
Speaker 2: I'm in a museum and I'm seeing a dinosaur bone
Speaker 2: and they're like, this is a real dinosaur bone. I'm
Speaker 2: going now, why no, don't bring your macup. It's not
Speaker 2: your turn yet. It's me. So the Mona Lisa, let's
Speaker 2: talk about the Mona Lisa. If that painting is really
Speaker 2: worth what it's worth, then why the fuck is it
Speaker 2: out where anyone could just see it look at it?
Speaker 1: Everything is like a duplica and the real ones are
Speaker 1: locked somewhere, you know, under the White House or something
Speaker 1: thirty fucking stories down underground. Why is everything on display
Speaker 1: for the public where it could just get ruined?
Speaker 2: I went, no, no, fake.
Speaker 1: So he agrees with you they are fake.
Speaker 2: I agree with you. I guess you can talk. Then yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm on your side. But I went to fake. I
Speaker 2: went to the bloody you know, one of the toutin
Speaker 2: Carmen exhibits, and it was like here lies tot and
Speaker 2: Carmen and this is his body, and I went, fucked
Speaker 2: off in it? It is not I said, what then,
Speaker 2: shit that over on a plane, because I said, you
Speaker 2: can't just fly plane over Chuton Carmen. What if that
Speaker 2: plane goes down, You've lost to and Carmen's body where
Speaker 2: you can't bring it over by sea because what if
Speaker 2: the ship goes down? Well, I said, I look, I
Speaker 2: took one look at that. I said, that's a bit
Speaker 2: of fucking toilet paper and a bit of black paint.
Speaker 2: That is not paper Masha, paper mache, Darlan, that's not
Speaker 2: a real life mummy.
Speaker 1: Kids made it.
Speaker 2: Sorry, so good, I'm glad you agree with me. Thank you.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but no, sometimes they'll say like this is
Speaker 2: a replica dinosaur bone. But sometimes I say these are
Speaker 2: real dinosaur bones and I go, no, don't think so,
Speaker 2: because why isn't someone studying that? Why is it being
Speaker 2: put collecting dust in a museum? Because see, here's the
Speaker 2: thing when I went to one of the museums in America.
Speaker 2: I saw the original, the first ever American flag, the
Speaker 2: first ever American flag. I had to go into a
Speaker 2: room you had to put your camera away that it
Speaker 2: was not allowed to be exposed to light or what.
Speaker 1: I was just at my own rest and bitch face.
Speaker 2: Oh, it was not allowed to be exposed to lights.
Speaker 2: So we couldn't take a photo of it. We couldn't
Speaker 2: have our flashes on obviously. You couldn't even have your
Speaker 2: camera in there. You literally had to be silent. And
Speaker 2: it was a pitch black room with like just this
Speaker 2: special light on the flag. The flag was ripped, it
Speaker 2: was tattered, it would was it in a glass box, yes,
Speaker 2: and twenty meters away like you had. It was just
Speaker 2: this room that you could like you couldn't see or
Speaker 2: like you could see it, but it was like really
Speaker 2: dimly lit, like your eyes had to adjust to how
Speaker 2: dark the room was because of the reason because the
Speaker 2: flag had been so damaged from being hung out in
Speaker 2: the middle of the entryway of the museum for however
Speaker 2: many years that it literally was falling apart.
Speaker 1: So how do they know that's the original?
Speaker 2: Okay? But what I'm saying, is that is proof that
Speaker 2: things put in a museum will decay over time. And
Speaker 2: so now you've gone to the lengths to make sure
Speaker 2: that that very first Confederate flag or whatever bloody fucking
Speaker 2: heck that is is preserved for as long as possible,
Speaker 2: with no one allowed to take photos. You're not even
Speaker 2: allowed to speak in there. There's like barely any lights
Speaker 2: on it. It's very dark, no sunlight can touch it, nothing,
Speaker 2: because they don't want it to get any further decayed
Speaker 2: than already. Is that is me going? Then? Why the
Speaker 2: fuck is in everything in the museum? How the fuck
Speaker 2: the Mona Lisa isn't looking like that? Because the Mona
Speaker 2: Lisa is getting refurbished because she's a bitch a getting
Speaker 2: swapped in and.
Speaker 1: Out every second second, Lisa.
Speaker 2: It's mc beauty. Mona Lisa is a dupe. Okay, so
Speaker 2: sorry if I just repeated myself, but I'm sure you
Speaker 2: enjoy the passion Scrawlers.
Speaker 1: I believed you with that conspiracy one hundred percent, thank you.
Speaker 1: Why would they fucking ship anything to another country to
Speaker 1: display it when that plane could crash?
Speaker 2: Yeah, there goes.
Speaker 1: The fucking Mona Lisa.
Speaker 2: See, yeah, exactly exactly, and obviously Xander as well. In
Speaker 2: my defense, and this is probably the fourth fucking episode
Speaker 2: I've harped on about this by this point, but obviously
Speaker 2: there are some things that aren't that valuable that I
Speaker 2: can see being shipped over. For example, pieces of the Titanic. Sure,
Speaker 2: bring it on a plane. If the plane goes down,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna be too sad if.
Speaker 1: It's like an ancient artifact. Are you're not gonna fucking
Speaker 1: ship that right?
Speaker 2: They're not shipping a mummy from one of the pyramids
Speaker 2: in Egypt over to the State Vladim Museum in New
Speaker 2: South Wales, Sydney, Australia. Yeah, for a six month season.
Speaker 2: You can't tell me what to charge forty nine to
Speaker 2: ninety admission plus booking feet nap. That's not happening.
Speaker 1: No, I agree with you on that one.
Speaker 2: Anyway, What were we saying, consierracy theory? Oh yeah, the
Speaker 2: egg theory. Well I've got a better one, okay, because
Speaker 2: I just think that was so stupid and honestly, I
Speaker 2: think that that video had so many like big and confusing,
Speaker 2: Like Xander and I were looking at each other going,
Speaker 2: we're fucking confused and I think that's the point. It
Speaker 2: confuses you so much that then you have to think
Speaker 2: about it, and then you overthink, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden, your think and everyone's a fucking egg. And
Speaker 2: then you agree with that guy and you repost to
Speaker 2: what your followers and then there and then they go
Speaker 2: through the same thing again, and realistically, if you break
Speaker 2: down what he said, I couldn't tell you what it was,
Speaker 2: but I have another theory that well, I don't have
Speaker 2: another theory. It's actually Will Gibbs. You know Will Gibbs
Speaker 2: on on TikTok, which, by the way, his friend Pat,
Speaker 2: his friend Pat. What's his name? Will's Will gibbs friend Pat.
Speaker 1: The other guy that does the podcast with him.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Go Google Girl, because I want to
Speaker 2: give Pat a shout out. Really, Oh, I think he's
Speaker 2: the funniest person on TikTok. I love him. Every time
Speaker 2: his video pops up in my before you made I
Speaker 2: am sad.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I always watched him too.
Speaker 2: The solo ones of like just him.
Speaker 1: I've never seen him, I've ever seen their podcast clear.
Speaker 2: The solo ones. Hannah Conder, No Hannah, Hannah, Hannah's cheating
Speaker 2: on us, Pat Clifton. Oh my god, he is the
Speaker 2: funnier He is the funniest. Mother.
Speaker 1: We need to go on their podcast.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, get amongst it. He's just like a
Speaker 2: bloke and he's just a funny bloke that just complains
Speaker 2: about shit. And I go, you know what, mate, you're
Speaker 2: so right? Yeah, all right. You know, usually I hate
Speaker 2: straight men complaining, but him funny. Complain all you want
Speaker 2: because it's fucking hilarious. Anyway, Will Gibbs said this on
Speaker 2: what is this low iq podcast?
Speaker 1: Is that their podcast name?
Speaker 2: No, this is he's on another person's podcast. I don't
Speaker 2: know what their podcast name is. But anyway, listen to
Speaker 2: this because this actually made a lot of sense to me.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that brain map of the person that dies?
Speaker 5: And he goes, yeah, seven seconds you have for like
Speaker 5: three seconds, And it's the same thing that happens when
Speaker 5: you take d MT, right, and you have people on
Speaker 5: DMT they're like, I was trapped in a minute for
Speaker 5: what felt like four years. Yeah, like that Irish Shafir
Speaker 5: comedian and he smoked yeah, he smoked it on a
Speaker 5: podcast and then thought he was living under the ocean
Speaker 5: for six months and he had like a full family
Speaker 5: and lost.
Speaker 2: I don't know what they like fish people.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I reckon that three seconds goes for eternity and
Speaker 5: that's your after life. You know how, if you are
Speaker 5: in a bad head space before you do drugs, you
Speaker 5: love a bad trip. But if you're in a good
Speaker 5: head space, you love a good trip. I reckon the
Speaker 5: whole Heaven and hell is like, if you're a bad
Speaker 5: person and you die and you know you've been a
Speaker 5: bad person, you're going to hell, which is a bad trip.
Speaker 5: But then if you a good person and you're happy
Speaker 5: with yourself and you're comfortable with who you are, you
Speaker 5: go to heaven, which is having a good trip. And
Speaker 5: that three seconds, because time is so different on drugs,
Speaker 5: it lasts for eternity.
Speaker 2: So what Okay, let me explain that in a second.
Speaker 2: But you know what I just thought was so fucking
Speaker 2: random is that I am currently playing on my podcast
Speaker 2: a TikTok video of another podcast.
Speaker 1: Why isn't that funny?
Speaker 2: Well, because like, what the fuck is going on? This
Speaker 2: is one podcast and this podcast content in this podcast
Speaker 2: is someone else's video from a TikTok. Not only is
Speaker 2: it a video from it's a video from a TikTok
Speaker 2: of someone else's poda.
Speaker 1: You're saying there's a glitch in the matrix happening.
Speaker 2: No, I don't know. Yeah, well what his thing? He
Speaker 2: actually made a lot of sense there basically what he
Speaker 2: was saying. He said something on the lines of like,
Speaker 2: when you do drugs and you're in a bad mood,
Speaker 2: you have a bad trip, and if you're in a
Speaker 2: good mood, you have a good trip. And he said
Speaker 2: it was similar to if you are a good person
Speaker 2: throughout your life, then your eternity will be heaven. And
Speaker 2: if you feel like you're a bad person in your life,
Speaker 2: your eternity will be hell. And then the whole brain
Speaker 2: thing was he said something like when you take some
Speaker 2: sort of drug sometimes it'll be a minute in real time,
Speaker 2: but he said that person felt like he was living
Speaker 2: underwater for six months even though it was really only
Speaker 2: a minute of time, it was six months in his life.
Speaker 2: And He's like, basically, the brain map he was referencing
Speaker 2: at the start is like, the same process that happens
Speaker 2: there is the same process that happens when you have
Speaker 2: drugs and have those really bad trips. And basically I
Speaker 2: just was like that actually makes a lot of sense,
Speaker 2: like perhaps heaven and hell. Maybe that's that is, Like
Speaker 2: you know when people say your life flushes before your eyes,
Speaker 2: et cetera. I'm going, maybe he's onto something there. I went,
Speaker 2: that's the smartest thing will give. Zev said, what are
Speaker 2: you fucking laughing at? Back to me, Sander, My.
Speaker 1: Brain hurts after today.
Speaker 2: And this is why I don't think about any of
Speaker 2: this stuff usually because I go, you know what, the
Speaker 2: anxiety can't handle it. And also, who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2: Love it? You know that's this is your Friday close friends,
Speaker 2: special special motto of the day. Who gives a fuck?
Speaker 2: Who gives a fuck? You know what I mean? Say
Speaker 2: that with your whole chest today when when your boss
Speaker 2: comes to you today with a problem. Unless employee, no,
Speaker 2: especially if you're a faith employee, and your boss comes
Speaker 2: to you, say who gives a fuck? It's the weekend,
Speaker 2: enjoy it and we'll see your next Tuesday.