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Speaker 1: It's the Fit and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: It's Fitting with Kate Richie well into the Monday pod today.

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Speaker 3: Are we talking about some of the humorous text messages

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Speaker 3: that Chrissy Swan receives from her kids to the point

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Speaker 3: now where communication at home is all from the bedroom

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Speaker 3: mate via text message. That's all she needs this day,

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Speaker 3: just to see who's in the house.

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Speaker 4: Well, I send her a lot of messages from my

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Speaker 4: bedroom as well. That's very, very different to the conversation

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Speaker 4: she wants to have about her kids.

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Speaker 2: You can hear all of that in the podcast. This

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Speaker 2: is the.

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Speaker 1: Fitsy and Whipper with Kate Richie Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Dogg, I do love a dodgy teacher.

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Speaker 3: And you know what, when you're around kids so much,

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Speaker 3: I mean your threshold, it gets to a certain point and.

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Speaker 2: Then it boils over.

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Speaker 3: You lose the plot and you have your moment where

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Speaker 3: you've just got to let everything go and usually it's

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Speaker 3: on to another student.

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Speaker 5: Can I clarify dodgy teachers what level of talking like?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 6: Obviously A one is just like you know Missus Conroy

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Speaker 6: talking in grade two box standard lovely ten is like

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Speaker 6: Mary Kayla Tourno well, what sort of dodgy teacher are

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Speaker 6: we talking about?

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Speaker 5: You guys don't know? Mary Kayla Torno?

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Speaker 1: Do you?

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Speaker 7: I can tell by your who is it?

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Speaker 5: Google it?

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Speaker 2: It wasn't great, do you know what?

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Speaker 7: Jess?

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Speaker 3: Try to get some montage of some amazing calls of

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Speaker 3: dodgy teachers that we can play to Chrissy, But I

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Speaker 3: need to talk about this one in southern California, Selena's

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Speaker 3: High School and a teacher has decided has got a

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Speaker 3: little bit of a side hustle to make some money.

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Speaker 2: Haven't listened to this?

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Speaker 8: A Selena's High school math teacher on leave and under investigation,

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Speaker 8: accused of training to sell pills to his student.

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Speaker 3: God, now, it's not it's not the kind of pills

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Speaker 3: that you get at a rave. Haven't listened to the

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Speaker 3: text message that the teacher was sending out to the students.

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Speaker 8: The messages read homework enhancing pills five dollars, Test enhancing

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Speaker 8: pills twenty five bucks, and that the kids should take

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Speaker 8: fifteen a week. When the student as to what's in them,

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Speaker 8: the teacher apparently said, it's a secret.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, so maybe it's like a it's really

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Speaker 4: a direct bribe that's what you're doing.

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Speaker 5: Is it? I mean, if it's helping them with is

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Speaker 5: it riddling or.

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Speaker 4: Does he have the drug from Limitless?

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Speaker 3: It must be And you know what, they're very smart

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Speaker 3: by him because you obviously want the homework helping pills

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Speaker 3: for five dollars.

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Speaker 2: But then if you've got.

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Speaker 3: A big test coming up, you're talking out twenty five

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Speaker 3: to get over the line.

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Speaker 5: Maybe it's a placebo and it's just jellybeans.

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Speaker 4: I would say it is swanny. Can you explain what

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Speaker 4: that teacher reference was before what happened? Who is that teacher?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 5: Mary Kaylaturno is a very famous story. I mean, you know,

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Speaker 5: to the point where Julianne Moore and Natalie Portman have put,

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Speaker 5: you know, in a in a dramatization of the story.

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Speaker 5: Mary Caletorno was a teacher in America years ago, twenty

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Speaker 5: thirty years ago maybe, and.

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Speaker 6: She fell in love with her grade six student. They

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Speaker 6: ended up getting married and having kids.

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Speaker 5: In the work years. Yeah, she went shale two or

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Speaker 5: three times and.

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Speaker 2: They still together. They still together.

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Speaker 5: Well, this is an awkward situation on you. You've got

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Speaker 5: asked that.

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Speaker 2: But she's dead.

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Speaker 6: Woo, she's dead now, So no, they are not together

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Speaker 6: in spirit only.

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Speaker 2: This sister fits and Wibber with Cape Ritchie podcast. Can

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Speaker 2: I talk about teaching your kids the air for that?

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Speaker 3: And look, I don't you know what me personally, I

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Speaker 3: don't care how you teach them, but you've just got

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Speaker 3: to foreign a way to do it. And you know,

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Speaker 3: there's so many different books that you can actually find

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Speaker 3: to teach kids.

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Speaker 2: How to do the airphabat.

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Speaker 3: But we used we used the punk alphabet, so it

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Speaker 3: was it's called never mind your p's and q's, here's

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Speaker 3: the punk alphabet and what A was for anarchy? Yeah,

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Speaker 3: as for anarchy, there's really no rules. If you're a

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Speaker 3: punk rocker, you think this is cool. I is for

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Speaker 3: Iggy who thinks he's a dog. He's easily bored. Take

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Speaker 2: So these are all the different books that you can

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Speaker 2: get these days.

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Speaker 4: Whip.

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Speaker 3: There's the ABC Yoga that you can get as well,

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Speaker 3: and it does it gives you yoga positions with a

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Speaker 3: different letters. And remember there's alpha breaths, the ABC's of

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Speaker 3: mindful breathing.

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Speaker 4: What happens does your standard old tune of.

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Speaker 2: Ab G It is the most effective, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: I mean, that's the nursery rhyme version.

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Speaker 7: That we all grew up with.

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Speaker 3: A mother has been roasted online for reading a book

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Speaker 3: to her daughter on how to remember the alphabet.

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Speaker 2: It's the fashion alphabet. Have a listen to this.

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Speaker 4: That is for the ar.

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Speaker 9: But a chune is far, fander is far, Yeah is far, Yeah,

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Speaker 9: jet is fast, jack cut is far, kindle that is far.

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Speaker 4: Return to start with you, you go with the letter,

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Speaker 4: not the sound. And it's a k A j mate.

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Speaker 3: My name for children with little it's the little if

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Speaker 3: you start with a little alphabet first, she.

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Speaker 7: Is forget Yeah, jeez, for that sounds.

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Speaker 2: A beautiful little video that Lisa put up.

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Speaker 4: She's going to learn to spell cat by the end

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Speaker 4: of the week. We're so proud of her. I couldn't

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Speaker 4: believe it.

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Speaker 1: The city and with the cake whichie podcast either.

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Speaker 6: I'm locked my phone despite it not recognizing my face

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Speaker 6: because I'm tired.

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Speaker 5: Here we go, Here we go, and I'm reading you

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Speaker 5: texts from my children.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, God, I honestly, isn't parenting one of the greatest adventures.

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Speaker 6: Just when you think that it can't get any funnier,

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Speaker 6: they all get phone.

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Speaker 4: Oh, here we go.

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Speaker 5: Last week I.

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Speaker 6: Highlighted a few of the communications between me and my

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Speaker 6: eleven year old daughter, and today I give you the

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Speaker 6: great sixteen.

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Speaker 5: Year old Leo.

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Speaker 4: Leo, Leo.

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Speaker 5: Now it's going to give you.

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Speaker 7: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Well, there was tears from my son over the weekend

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Speaker 3: when he found out that Errol Gordon had fractured his

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Speaker 3: of text messages saying Errol's going to be out for

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Speaker 10: Dad.

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Speaker 2: There were tears.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I do understand that, but I get them from

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Speaker 6: my daughter. And when Rioli left Richmond or something, she

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Speaker 6: was really sad. Anyway, I've got to give you a

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Speaker 6: little backstory. Leo likes to be at home with just

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Speaker 6: people that he's related to. Okay, Okay, So he wants

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Speaker 6: to know before he leaves his bedroom who is present

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Speaker 6: and accounted for within the walls of the compound, right, Okay,

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Speaker 6: So here we go Monday seven twenty three, is anyone here?

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Speaker 6: Friday six twenty Who are those voices in the kitchen?

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Speaker 2: It's this from his room. Chris is where he is? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Tuesday six fifty five. Are there people in the house?

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Speaker 7: Awesome?

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Speaker 11: There?

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Speaker 7: Or is he hearing things.

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Speaker 6: Wednesday to zero one pm are people at home? And

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Speaker 6: then quickly followed by mum, are people at home?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 7: He got serious, He's doubled down. Was there a capital

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Speaker 6: I've always got my speaker on and he thinks that

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Speaker 6: it's people. It's never people. His mother is a shut in.

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Speaker 3: So he was texting you from school to see if

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Speaker 3: there was people at home before he arrives home from school.

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Speaker 5: Correct, He needs to know.

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Speaker 6: He needs to know so that he can prepare himself

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Speaker 6: for scuttling away like a cockerroach into his bathroom or

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Speaker 6: his bedroom. This one's actually from me Monday, four eleven pm. Please,

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Speaker 6: for the love of God, do not eat those cheese

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Speaker 6: and bacon balls on the stairs their mind, to which

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Speaker 6: he says, oh, sorry, Mom.

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Speaker 7: Already done.

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Speaker 3: Great if you if you're leaving cheese and bag of

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Speaker 3: balls on the stairs, because you're kidding yourself if you

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Speaker 6: That is so when by the time I got home,

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Speaker 6: I said, why you know that things on the stairs?

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Speaker 6: There's only one bedroom upstairs and it's mine.

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Speaker 4: The fact that he'll check if anyone else is in

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Speaker 4: the house is one thing, but to check if you

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Speaker 5: I love cheese and bacon balls.

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Speaker 4: Nothing nothing, nothing, hits like it.

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Speaker 5: Nothing burgery Wednesday. Wednesday nine thirty four.

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Speaker 6: I got AirPod pros mum for one hundred and thirty

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Speaker 6: bucks off Facebook marketplace and they're real.

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Speaker 5: I did a Cereal I did a Cereal number check

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Speaker 2: That is cheap. The only thing is have they been

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Speaker 2: worn before? He's done well?

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Speaker 6: There, he's done very well. Sunday, ten thirty five pm. Mum,

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Speaker 7: Okay? And does he do it in sort of an

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Speaker 7: ethnic accent?

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Speaker 6: See it's funny, isn't it? Because Leo is not Italian

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Speaker 6: or Greek? Right, But ever since he was in prep,

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Speaker 6: all of the like cultural stuff's man, Yeah, he loves

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Speaker 6: suvlaki and heros and.

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Speaker 5: Like he's yeah too much.

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Speaker 2: Thirty four to ten.

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Speaker 3: If you've got a child who's done the same with

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Speaker 3: their culture culturally.

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Speaker 5: Really amazed.

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Speaker 6: It's like when you buy a fish from a pet

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Speaker 6: shop and you take it home in the bag and

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Speaker 6: then you just leave it in the tank in the

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Speaker 6: bag until it all becomes the same temperature.

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Speaker 5: That's what happens to him.

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Speaker 6: Let's finish with this one Thursday, three point thirty seven pm.

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Speaker 5: It's a screenshot of a of a submission history as

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Speaker 5: a school mark. He says, eighty four percent English exam

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Speaker 5: didn't even read the book. How good's that?

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Speaker 4: I'll give him that. How good is that?

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Speaker 2: This is the Fitzian Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 4: Last night we put our food up and set on

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Speaker 4: it into a bit of sixty minutes. Great to see

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Speaker 4: the Prime Minister and his fiancee Jody.

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Speaker 7: They're sure we spoke a bit of politics.

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Speaker 4: But the more interesting stuff was about their relationship and

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Speaker 4: the talk of wedding. I mean, when's he going to

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Speaker 4: call it the election or the wedding? What's going to

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Speaker 4: come first? There's a race, there's two big.

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Speaker 4: You wonder if there's room Young Henry's fits for possibly,

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Speaker 4: Come on, Albo will help you with the wedding invites.

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Speaker 4: Night around the Glenory Region. Last night, Jess is that right?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's right, ending Willoughby Sunday night, be night.

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Speaker 4: You go bin setting yourself.

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Speaker 5: Haven't rubbish three bins something Glinory.

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Speaker 7: What do you got?

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Speaker 5: We've got recycling, green.

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Speaker 2: Bin, red bin.

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Speaker 7: Okay, you do a weekly green do you?

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Speaker 12: Actually know?

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Speaker 2: It's fortnightly interesting every so often?

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Speaker 7: You know what I mean?

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Speaker 4: What about you? Sister?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking to me?

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Speaker 7: That's right?

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Speaker 4: But it's sorry, so you're tonight?

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Speaker 2: They'll pick them up this morning.

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Speaker 2: Because don't you do it? Don't we put the grass cuttings?

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Speaker 7: It's a gardening that's different to what you'd feed to

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Speaker 7: Guys. Coffs Harbor is going to get at first Port Macquarie.

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Speaker 7: How good will this be a brand?

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Speaker 2: What color are we talking here?

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Speaker 4: Oh mate? I can't reveal the color of the lid.

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Speaker 2: What do you want to give me the color?

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Speaker 4: It's going to be a purple lid?

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Speaker 7: Make it a rainbow flag?

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Speaker 4: You could do anything, or maybe with your faces on them.

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Speaker 3: Great more more bin chat this time tomorrow, lock it in,

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Speaker 3: We'll do it every day.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about what I think is the most disrespectful

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Speaker 4: act I have ever seen.

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm sorry, and I have apologized, and you are forgiven.

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Speaker 2: You are lunch there. They were our cheese and bagonballs

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Speaker 2: and you ate givable.

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Speaker 4: A very close second of that was Zelenski sitting down

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Speaker 6: I need you to really give me a recap on

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Speaker 5: Yeah sure, and I was busy cleaning up, so I

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Speaker 4: Here's what it is. So they were having a conversation

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Speaker 4: So what Trump has said is, well, we want something

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Speaker 4: It's the Vice President tearing streads off Zelensky for not

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Speaker 2: I'm not saying thank you.

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Speaker 4: It was like something you wouldn't even see a principal

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Speaker 3: And the worst thing about it as well, there was

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Speaker 2: They were it was like a group of high school bullies.

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Speaker 3: They were having a crack at Zelenski as well for

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Speaker 2: It was disgusting, Like it was just it felt like.

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Speaker 3: You know when the the Ashes test at Lord's, when

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Speaker 4: I mean, he was, here's a guy, he's a world

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Speaker 7: Not only that he is.

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Speaker 6: A suit?

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Speaker 2: You're the highest level in this country's office and you

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Speaker 4: I will wear a costume after this war will finish.

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Speaker 2: Yes, maybe why maybe something maybe something like yours? Yes,

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Speaker 4: What a great use of the word costume. I wore

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Speaker 4: this is what I'm doing, and this is who I represent.

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Speaker 7: That's what he was there for.

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Speaker 5: His face almost like in disbelief.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely he'd walked into By the end of it, he

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Speaker 2: Have you said thank you once?

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Speaker 11: A lot of times you went to Pennsylvania and campaigned

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Speaker 4: So basically he's saying, I want you to turn up

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Speaker 4: what was going on. And even if you're a Trump

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Speaker 4: I have to I'm aliened with the world.

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Speaker 2: I want to see if we can get this thing done.

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Speaker 2: You want me to be tough.

454
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Speaker 4: I could be tougher than any human being you've ever seen.

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Speaker 7: It'd be so tough.

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Speaker 4: But you're never going to get a deal that way.

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Speaker 5: So oh god, I mean looking at that, I think

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Speaker 5: I know where my cheese and baking balls.

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Speaker 7: Oh my god.

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Speaker 5: He's taken that, did not even say thank you.

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Speaker 7: No, and he wants to take the rare earth as well.

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Speaker 4: If you haven't seen that footage, and it'll continue to

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Speaker 4: develop because all the world leaders have come out and

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Speaker 4: they've thrown their support behind the Ukraine, as our Prime

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Speaker 4: Minister Anthony Albaneze did, and Zelenski is now thanking all

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Speaker 4: the world leaders for this in the shock of what

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Speaker 4: took place in the in the Oval office.

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Speaker 6: And I think the lesson from this is, yes, I

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Speaker 6: mean none of us are world leaders, right, but I

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Speaker 6: think the art of giving help of any sort is

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Speaker 6: that you must give it freely. And the lesson here

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Speaker 6: is you can't, even on a little micro level later

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Speaker 6: on ask for some acknowledgment. It's the worst manners ever and.

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Speaker 7: We saw it.

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Speaker 4: Or go and watch that footage if you haven't seen it.

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Speaker 1: This is the fits in with her with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 4: Hey, here's a rough one block by the name of

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Speaker 4: keV god I Kevin, one of the great Ozzie names.

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Speaker 2: keV.

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Speaker 4: keV wanted to break up with his girlfriend. Her name

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Speaker 4: is jess So here's what he's done. It was her birthday.

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Speaker 4: This feels a little bit of brutal. So after seven years,

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Speaker 4: keV decided to get him to get Jessica a present,

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Speaker 4: and it was a beautiful box and there was some

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Speaker 4: pink tissue paper in it. He then left the note

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Speaker 4: at the top that said I don't love you anymore.

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Speaker 4: And then if you look under the tissue paper, there

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Speaker 4: was a book called fall in Love with Yourself. So

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Speaker 4: keV has gone on to explain that if she couldn't

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Speaker 4: love herself, then I can't love her either. She can't

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Speaker 4: love me to the full extent. That you should love Kevin.

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Speaker 4: You should love Kevin with all your heart. And if

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Speaker 4: you can't love Kevin, then you should find how to

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Speaker 4: love yourself first.

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Speaker 7: What a horrible present, Kevre.

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Speaker 3: It's probably it's probably an easier way to tell her

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Speaker 3: than to wrap up your aunt.

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Speaker 2: Sarah, Well, say that fits.

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Speaker 4: I was going out with a girl when I was

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Speaker 4: twenty one and I had a twenty first birthday party?

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Speaker 2: Are you Kevin?

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Speaker 7: No, I'm not Kevin?

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 4: So anyway, she gave me and I was unwrapping it, thinking,

505
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Speaker 4: how do you say I love you? This will be interesting?

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Speaker 4: And I unwrapped it and it was a red plastic lamp.

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Speaker 4: And in my mind I thought, your message is very

508
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Speaker 4: loud and clear.

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Speaker 5: Oh what was the message? I'm no good at this.

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Speaker 2: What was the message saying.

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Speaker 4: She's saying, I'm not into you for your twenty first birthday,

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Speaker 4: I've given you a lamp, a red lamp. Now, if

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Speaker 4: she was into me, there would have been a far

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Speaker 4: better present, and something with some real heart and thought

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Speaker 4: thought behind.

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Speaker 5: It had been like he might have been at the

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Speaker 5: time of you know what was that everyone was buying

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Speaker 5: them at that time? Lamp. It wasn't a waste, No,

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Speaker 5: it wasn't from that groovy flee.

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Speaker 4: It was a thin, plastic red lamp. Looked a little

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Speaker 4: oriental to me. That was like a couple of mates

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Speaker 4: holding my legs open while she ran in from one

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Speaker 4: hundred and kicked me in the balls.

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Speaker 5: What would have what would have been better? Like lingerie?

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Speaker 3: Another top, double double collar pops worn to school that day?

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Speaker 5: What about oak and Oakley T shirt, pas.

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Speaker 4: Pants or possibly Loony Tunes, silk box shorts.

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Speaker 5: A hypercolored T shirt, put a hot little hands or that.

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Speaker 7: Would have been something.

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Speaker 2: Ones?

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Speaker 6: That was just oh god, how hard were five O

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Speaker 6: ones when you were desperate for a wee O?

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Speaker 2: My god? Because three kids?

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Speaker 5: There's no way I can have five o ones now?

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Speaker 7: Couldn't time?

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Speaker 5: I just have wet myself. I don't have the time

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Speaker 5: and buttons?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I know it was a slug.

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Speaker 4: It's twenty What do you have my friend?

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Speaker 5: I won't name her.

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Speaker 7: I think she's listening Brook again.

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Speaker 5: No, when did I mention Brook last year?

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Speaker 2: It's not It's not Jane Hole?

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Speaker 4: Is it? We love Jack?

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Speaker 5: Isn't je?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 6: She had a very difficult mother in law. And I've

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Speaker 6: been very fortunate. I haven't had any bad mother in laws.

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Speaker 6: In fact, I've had magical ones. But if you've got

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Speaker 6: a bad one, criky. They make your life hard.

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Speaker 5: The passive aggression is gold medal standard. And my friend,

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Speaker 5: let's call her, I cannot think of a single name.

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Speaker 5: Let's call her Jody.

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Speaker 6: She's going out with this guy and they've been going

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Speaker 6: out for ages and Jody was allergic to potatoes, which

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Speaker 6: is a very rare allergy, I know, and it's something

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Speaker 6: that you don't forget.

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Speaker 5: It was very established that, you know, no good on

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Speaker 5: the on the spuds.

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Speaker 6: For Christmas, she in front of everybody, a big family

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Speaker 6: do at her partner's house, which was fancy. They were

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Speaker 6: very well to do, you know, she was probably out

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Speaker 6: of her league economically with them. Anyway, she opened a

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Speaker 6: very small gift, which is fine, it's not the size

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Speaker 6: that matters, am I right?

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Speaker 7: Well said correct?

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Speaker 2: Correct?

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Speaker 6: Anyway, she opens it and it was a potato peeler

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Speaker 6: and not even a fancy you know, the zilas or

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Speaker 6: Joseph Joseph, which are really you know, super like Nagi

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Speaker 6: from Rispeccini's Loves as elas One. But it was those,

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Speaker 6: you know, the standard ones that your grand used to

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Speaker 6: use from you know, silly sollies.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, can you imagine just holding this going?

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Speaker 7: What's the point of this?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: You don't know me, Oh you do know me. Now

578
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Speaker 4: you hate me because this friend of mine, Trent, I mean,

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Speaker 4: he got for his anniversary for his beautiful wife. He

580
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Speaker 4: bought not one but two because they have two levels

581
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Speaker 4: in their house robot vacuum cleaners.

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Speaker 7: Robot. So it's like saying, here, honey, that's something to

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Speaker 7: help you.

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Speaker 4: I would have loved that. Do you want me to

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Speaker 4: put you in a.

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:32,000
Speaker 7: Because I think he's got to get rid of them.

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Speaker 2: I know that.

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Speaker 5: People go, oh, you shouldn't.

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Speaker 6: You know it's punishable by death if your husband buys

591
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Speaker 6: a wife an appliant.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I've just bought myself a backpack.

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Speaker 6: Have you.

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Speaker 7: Carlsen?

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Speaker 12: Hello?

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Speaker 7: What was a crap gift you got?

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Speaker 12: The crap gift I got was a box of chocolate?

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Speaker 12: And the person complained about how much do they cost?

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Speaker 4: Oh god, so here's the gift. I'm so angry I

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Speaker 4: had to spend so much on you.

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Speaker 12: Yeah that they were twenty one dollars?

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Speaker 5: What excuse me?

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Speaker 6: So what they he gave you the chocolates? And then

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Speaker 6: what was the actual sentence, what was the phrasing of it?

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Speaker 5: The words?

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Speaker 12: And he said something along the lines of, oh, you

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Speaker 12: know I couldn't even get them on special they cost me.

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Speaker 12: Oh yeah, I just read yeah, well you know you

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Speaker 12: didn't have to get them.

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Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, what shifts? I should have wait until

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Speaker 4: after Easter? Always and how many years have you been

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Speaker 4: married for now?

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Speaker 12: In the next day he got parted the next day.

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Speaker 5: Next ably, I've got to ask what were the chocolates?

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Speaker 12: They were, Gillian, and they also got planted in the bin.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, Gilly, that's the shell shaped ones, is it?

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Really?

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Speaker 2: It's now one boys. No one buys Gilly, Helen and hello.

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Speaker 7: I hate going crap gift, Helen?

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Speaker 4: What was it?

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Speaker 7: Probably a seven x L footy jersey.

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Speaker 11: Ye?

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Speaker 4: Right was he?

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Speaker 5: That?

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Speaker 2: Was he that size?

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Speaker 4: Helen?

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Speaker 3: It was he that size? Because it's the classic. Well,

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Speaker 3: if you don't want it, a'll wear it absolutely.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh did he wear it when he was

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Speaker 5: packing up his stuff.

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Speaker 4: It's in Whippa with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast

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