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Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper Heday, guys, and welcome to

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Speaker 1: another Fitzy and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 2: Do you know a better dancer than Michael Jackson?

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Speaker 1: That's one of the big questions that they ask on

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Speaker 1: today's show. Also, embarrassing injuries. We've all had some. When

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Speaker 1: I was six years old, I got the straw from

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Speaker 1: a juice box stuck up my nose.

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Speaker 2: True story. You only get that on the podcast, guys.

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Speaker 1: And we kick off with Whipper's beautiful wife Lisa taking

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Speaker 1: on the Married at First Sight marriage.

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Speaker 2: Test Fits and Whipper Married at First Sight?

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Speaker 3: Jesus, it was good to have it back, wasn't it?

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Speaker 2: Season eight? Last night?

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Speaker 3: The first episode.

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Speaker 4: I think there's love in the air and I'll tell

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Speaker 4: you what I can smell love in this studio as well.

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Speaker 4: Marriage test, the marriage test it is good every now

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Speaker 4: and they don't have a nice bottle of wine and

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Speaker 4: just look into each other's eyes and so what happened

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Speaker 4: to us?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Sure fits.

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Speaker 6: Marriage Test, Australia's most talked about social experiment is back.

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Speaker 7: Married at First.

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Speaker 1: Sight to Thursday on Channel.

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Speaker 4: Nine, we have the beautiful Lisa.

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Speaker 7: Hello, Hello, do.

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Speaker 2: You know what's funny about you being back in the building.

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Speaker 2: Is this is where we met? And you know what

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Speaker 2: was funny, I was just going to the toilet before,

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Speaker 2: and I thought at the time we were flirting. We

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Speaker 2: had this uncanny ability that we were in sync when

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Speaker 2: you needed a wee and I needed a week and

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Speaker 2: we'd pass each other in the hallway all the time,

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Speaker 2: body the water, the.

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Speaker 7: Men's toilet, though, wasn't it you were in the hallway

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Speaker 7: that whips would have had to walk past to go

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Speaker 7: to the.

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Speaker 2: Bus, would go out of my way.

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I was cutting laps of the building trying to

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Speaker 2: walk past you, just hoping you'd heard the show and

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Speaker 2: that you liked what you heard.

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Speaker 6: And like a lot of flirting in the.

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Speaker 4: Walks in Chinatown that night after Remember that one is

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Speaker 4: in your.

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Speaker 8: Mind, I remember it.

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Speaker 7: I'm not sure, Mike.

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Speaker 2: A couple of pork buns, and then we spoke forever

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Speaker 2: and looked into each other's eyes, and by the end

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Speaker 2: of the night we were whispering sweet nothings.

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Speaker 7: We ate a lot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, rible stomach the next time.

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Speaker 6: You, honey, Tommy, So how long we're married?

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Speaker 3: And or how long together? And how long married?

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Speaker 2: Now? What is this here?

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Speaker 6: We got married in thirteen thirteen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, today, will we marry.

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Speaker 7: Darling the fourteenth of September?

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Speaker 2: That's my girl, that's love. Start we never forget. Since

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Speaker 2: you're hosting today.

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Speaker 7: I am, I am, and Whips, We're going to get

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Speaker 7: your answers first and then see if you know what

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Speaker 7: Lisa will have said an answer to these questions.

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Speaker 2: What happens? I love you?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 7: What is Lisa's favorite restaurant?

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Speaker 2: I am going to say a restaurant called Catalina.

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Speaker 6: Oh, my favorite restaurant is mimising. Couldjie no, but actually

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Speaker 6: that's a fair point. Catalina is up there as well.

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Speaker 2: Oh you've got one answer? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Sorry, sorry, what do you want?

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Speaker 3: Not give you that one?

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Speaker 2: Unfortunately?

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Speaker 7: All right, Whips. What's Lisa's favorite alcoholic drink?

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Speaker 2: That's a Pinon Noir and her favorite bottle is the

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Speaker 2: Feltain Road from set A Targo, New Zealand.

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Speaker 7: Very good choice.

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Speaker 6: Or not a Panicoladoolado's Lisa is, my favorite alcoholic drink

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Speaker 6: is Felton Road pin on ona.

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Speaker 2: Wow, there it is done, Mike, Yeah twenty fifteen.

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Speaker 7: All right, Whips. What is something that always cheers Lisa

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Speaker 7: when she said.

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Speaker 2: I've had to think about this, I would say ned

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Speaker 2: a porter or sleep Ooh.

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Speaker 7: Okay, Lisa said this.

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Speaker 6: This is really going to trip him up, because it's

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Speaker 6: either spending time with our kids or a pilates class.

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Speaker 2: Nothing to do with me, nothing to do with online shopping.

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Speaker 6: And check your answer and you make me look like

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Speaker 6: a superficial cow about diamonds.

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Speaker 7: All right, whips, what's the worst date you've taken Lisa on?

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Speaker 2: They've all been really impressive, but I can't go past.

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Speaker 2: I can't go past where I made the mistake of

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Speaker 2: the mud crabs, the turkulos of mudcrab at the fish markets,

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Speaker 2: went all over me while I was just sloshing back

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Speaker 2: red wine at the same time, and you politely had

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Speaker 2: a dumpling. I made a pick of himself that night.

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Speaker 2: Wasn't that wasn't good?

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Speaker 6: All right?

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Speaker 7: Well, this is what Lisa's answer was.

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Speaker 6: He took me away on a weekend and we'd organized

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Speaker 6: a lovely dinner.

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Speaker 7: He got so drunk.

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Speaker 8: And ate so much.

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Speaker 6: The cheese was in another room and I walked in

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Speaker 6: Then we got back to the room and he had

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Speaker 6: a funny tummy, as he always gets, and he spent

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Speaker 6: the night vomiting.

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Speaker 7: It was super romantic.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, was that the wedding night?

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 2: That was the hardest part was I thought Lisa was

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Speaker 2: standing next to me at this big table full of cheese,

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Speaker 2: and I was saying, I'm going to hurt every body

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Speaker 2: piece of this cheese.

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Speaker 6: And it was someone else, and she was about sixty

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Speaker 6: five and did not appreciate the words coming from you.

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Speaker 7: Come on, all right, where was your first kiss?

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Speaker 2: It was on my mead and it was after a

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Speaker 2: date that we'd been on, and I invited her back

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Speaker 2: to my place to watch chrys Lily's show.

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Speaker 7: Right, all right, this is Lisa.

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Speaker 6: I think it was at Mike's apartment after one of

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Speaker 6: our first or second dinner dates. Well yeah, yeah, but

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Speaker 6: that was right.

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Speaker 7: If Lisa was on death row, what would her last

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Speaker 7: meal be?

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Speaker 2: Japanese?

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Speaker 6: It would be a bowl of chips and a cup

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Speaker 6: of green tea.

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Speaker 8: Now chips? Yeah, all right.

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Speaker 7: What is one thing that you do that annoys Lease?

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Speaker 2: She hates it when I put a tea towel out

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Speaker 2: on the kitchen because I don't like to hanging the teatail.

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Speaker 2: I like to lie on the kitchen bench. It's either

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Speaker 2: that or not throw out my underpants with holes in them.

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Speaker 6: Lisa said this, he lays the wet, dirty cloth on

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Speaker 6: our bench top. It drives me insane.

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Speaker 2: We get it right, last one.

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Speaker 7: What do you think, Lisa would say your worst physical

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Speaker 7: attribute is limited to one?

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Speaker 2: I don't know, say man boobs.

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Speaker 6: Right, this is a new one because he started taking

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Speaker 6: a new hair medication and now he's got lots of

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Speaker 6: new hair growth on his shoulders, which is very sexy.

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Speaker 2: A bit of funny hair on our body.

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Speaker 8: Impressed it recorrect with five roll, Well done.

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Speaker 2: I love you, I love you, and I would like

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Speaker 2: to renew our wedding vows world.

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Speaker 4: I would like to see Whipper and Lisa make out

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Speaker 4: a couple of contestants tonight. I'm married at first seven

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Speaker 4: point thirty tonight on Channel nine.

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Speaker 3: Thanks for coming in.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for having means.

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Speaker 2: Tell us about the worst kiss you've ever had, and

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Speaker 2: I want to see if you can beat this. I

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Speaker 2: when we've all had a sloppage loppy at some stage,

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Speaker 2: haven't we. I mean, you put your hand up a

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Speaker 2: long time ago on the show and said, look, I'll

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Speaker 2: be honest, I wasn't the best kisser in the world.

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Speaker 2: You know, you didn't back yourself in. Confidence was down.

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Speaker 2: You had your crumb sausage incident at the beach and

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Speaker 2: your spirits were shattered. What well, let's just performance. Really

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Speaker 2: isn't wanted to get permitting mining.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so we'll just make out with Sarah and get

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Speaker 4: it a judge.

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Speaker 5: You've done that.

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Speaker 2: That is so you've seen away for ten days and

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Speaker 2: now you're suggesting that Tom should go first.

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Speaker 5: Well that won't even make it into the rick time, mate.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that is actually fair.

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Speaker 3: I've also kissed Tom, so I have.

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Speaker 2: To he's better out of Sarah and Tom.

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Speaker 4: Unbelievably slip as a soft pillow.

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Speaker 2: You do haves soft, soft, saliva.

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Speaker 5: Ridden pillows, but but still soft.

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Speaker 2: Don't worry about that bit. Let's talk about this guy

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Speaker 2: because I think he'll beat everybody. He's had a shocker.

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Speaker 2: Jim was a little bit keen on Bethany, and Bethany

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Speaker 2: was flirting with him in the bar and they were

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Speaker 2: having a good old time. All of a sudden things

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Speaker 2: went sour are really quickly. James said something we don't

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Speaker 2: he took great offense Crystal Beth to get to get

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Speaker 2: back at James. The pair walked outside, arguing. She then

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Speaker 2: decided to push him up against a wall and make

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Speaker 2: out with him aggressively. So aggressively, she bit.

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Speaker 9: Off part of his tongue in what he thought was

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Speaker 9: more of a rougher kind of pash, bit off part

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Speaker 9: of his tongue, spat it out onto the footpath, to

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Speaker 9: which a seagull then came through and ate the junk off.

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Speaker 2: Giuse than that that.

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Speaker 3: Is, I've seen the story. It's actually a true.

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Speaker 2: Story, true story. She's been charged in courts there and

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Speaker 2: he's just got a terrible lisp these days. And I

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Speaker 2: suppose the seagull's got a full belly. Your tongue doesn't

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Speaker 7: I bit through my tongue when I was a kid

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Speaker 7: and it was just hanging off.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean, just let turning the music up?

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Speaker 5: Know that the tongue would possibly grow back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it looks like something you know, when they serve

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Speaker 2: ox tongue. It grows back in a couple of months

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Speaker 2: and has got a.

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Speaker 7: New tongue, the whole tongue, but.

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Speaker 2: Show it back on could Yeah tongues recovered? Is yours? That? Yeah?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, that's where my teeth went through my tongue and

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Speaker 7: I was hanging at the end of it. When I

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Speaker 7: was about two years old, I slipped and my teeth.

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Speaker 2: Through stitches in your tongue.

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Speaker 7: Remember, I just yeah, tongues, that's okay, But I always

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Speaker 7: have that skin.

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Speaker 2: Remember I had that incident overseas this which I wasn't

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Speaker 2: It was I had a hamburger with glass in it.

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Speaker 2: If you remember that, and that that was extremely gory.

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Speaker 2: Slashed you ate literally, I was thinking, will my tongue

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Speaker 2: grow back? Well?

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Speaker 7: The rest of them.

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Speaker 2: I had to push through it when the rain Bobber

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Speaker 4: As part of that story was the decision that you

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Speaker 4: had to make of I think you got you got paid.

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Speaker 4: They said either five or you get free burgers for

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Speaker 4: When I'll go over the five, A couple of blokes

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Speaker 3: The HMP Sudbury.

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Speaker 4: I mean this is a planned I mean, anyone who's

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Speaker 3: There's a lot into this.

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Speaker 4: Who's the guy from Bali who got out?

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Speaker 3: On his Facebook page? Were put up places around the

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Speaker 2: Tommy, You've got three minutes to work out how long

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Speaker 2: Dave has been on the run, because I reckon we're

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Speaker 4: This is really really interesting because the two blokes that

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Speaker 7: And that feels like a true story.

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Speaker 2: It was last scene moonwalking out of the prisons. The thing.

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Speaker 4: There is audio of him scaling the fence and running away.

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Speaker 2: From here we go watch the amazing he danced past

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Speaker 4: He this is the thing he was. This was for

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Speaker 3: Tried to yea.

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Speaker 2: For a long three minutes. He didn't get there.

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Speaker 4: Whattery, Sorry, you're a man who is very.

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Speaker 2: They were sentenced to twenty years for being bad. I

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Speaker 4: He was no no, no red leather jackets, right. I

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Speaker 4: mean he's a pretty basic looking bloke. He doesn't look

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Speaker 2: Had to look like Michael Jackson.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you would have copped it your whole life, though.

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Speaker 3: There was a clevery easy name to remember.

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Speaker 2: There was a kid at my school and he was

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Speaker 4: Has anyone got when it when it comes to when

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Speaker 2: Me a.

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Speaker 7: Forgotten you found at used to rip up.

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Speaker 2: A cord he introduced to the dancing world. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Michael Jackson bought the Moonwalk to the world.

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Speaker 4: Who isn't the closest to Michael Jackson when it comes

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Speaker 3: Nobody's got near it?

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Speaker 7: Can he move well?

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Speaker 8: Everyone says Chris Brown. But he's on the nose, isn't here?

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Speaker 2: I don't like him? Do you know where Michael Jackson

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Speaker 8: Everyone else says, Usher, he's probably the closest.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, probably the closest.

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Speaker 8: Actually, David in Randwick, who do you think?

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Speaker 5: Are you there?

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Speaker 2: Dave? Dave? Yes there, Hey Dave.

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Speaker 3: Now you're the key ring holder?

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Speaker 2: Dave?

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Speaker 3: Did you get through?

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Speaker 5: Is this the Dave.

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Speaker 3: On the run?

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Speaker 2: Dave?

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Speaker 4: Before before we give you a prize, which is an

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Speaker 4: indoora spa massage. Who is the closest that's got to

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Speaker 4: Michael Jackson since he's passed.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Britney Spears, Dave.

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Speaker 6: Maybe yeah, actually, maybe.

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Speaker 2: Something to think about.

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Speaker 3: Stay there, Jerry from Penrith. Who's a better dancer than m.

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Speaker 2: J Chris Brown, don't get away, No, I know it's hard.

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Speaker 3: He is a great dancer. He's a pin of a bloke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah wrong. No one has an issue with Michael Jackson,

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Speaker 4: We should have got Jermaine and who's in. He's a

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Speaker 2: He's done tribute acts for Michael Jackson. Can we film

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Speaker 2: Jermaine time? Get him up? Yeah, let's get him to

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Speaker 2: Master of Dance and we'll put them by side and

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Speaker 4: Right at the end of the year, we're doing the

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Speaker 4: Thriller Dance. I'm sorry to say this to the team.

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Speaker 4: Really prepare yourself for the Thriller Dance.

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Speaker 2: Tommy. Do we work out how long Dave has been

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Speaker 8: Yeah, in twenty seventeen he dug his way out of

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Speaker 2: Well played.

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Speaker 5: He's at four years.

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Speaker 2: Wow? Four years? Yeah. Well, I'm not afraid of a

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Speaker 2: not afraid of a parody on the show, is what

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to say. Guys, that's some great parodies over

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Speaker 2: the years. Mate, and that's why I want to celebrate

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Speaker 2: one this morning. And I've found as we all talk

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Speaker 2: about the vaccination and the jab do you remember back

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Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty eight, the great Land, according to the

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Speaker 3: That's right, it was huge.

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Speaker 2: They did the first fleet reenactmenton Oh my god, it.

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Speaker 7: Went on and you get one of those coins, yes,

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Speaker 2: Grade four and I got that silver coin the expert

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Speaker 2: eight spot on in Brisbane there, mate, and there was

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Speaker 2: there at airs Rock and John English was there and

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Speaker 2: it was the celebration of the nation. We'll have a

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Speaker 2: listen to what they've done now.

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Speaker 4: It's personals call for to hear.

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Speaker 7: Challenge very Jack wants.

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Speaker 3: It's a mom s lady, that's worth, that's true.

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Speaker 2: Just come on get.

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Speaker 7: The worst because was hear into this using the song

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Speaker 7: I've never heard this before my license vaccina. That's cute.

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Speaker 10: Here we go s of the nation, Vaccination of the

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Speaker 10: Bejonele's pretty good.

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Speaker 4: The world the vaccination of the nation.

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Speaker 2: Mate, Well done. Who wasn't the music anti vaccination of

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Speaker 2: music mates? Well done, guys, great, well done. There you go, guys,

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Speaker 2: have a good one. God this Headlin'd grabbed my attention.

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Speaker 2: Guys that in twenty fourteen. If you would like to contribute,

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Speaker 2: we could keep you anonymous so you don't have to

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Speaker 2: use your name. We can even change your voice, Tom,

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Speaker 2: I don't think we can.

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Speaker 5: We actually we can.

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Speaker 2: We can change your voice. Leno's thanks Lena scrambling to

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Speaker 2: the buttons. Yeah, oh my god, he's he's hitting everything

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Speaker 2: in there. Do you know what you're doing? Leno? Could

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Speaker 2: change your vo only on the phones. Yeah, bring in

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Speaker 2: and you try and would be really good. All right,

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Speaker 2: you have a listen.

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Speaker 7: Way to get out of it.

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Speaker 2: And call to guys. Got everyone leaving there, guys, someone's damn.

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Speaker 2: The headline reads Inside the Scandalous Lives of suburb suburban Mums.

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Speaker 2: So this article goes on to talk about what goes

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Speaker 2: we have someone.

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Speaker 11: Which is changing to call, changing their name so that

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Speaker 2: Okay, sure, we won't have any idea who it is.

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Speaker 2: I think it is Janus, is it?

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Speaker 8: I'm ready for Jane Janice from mary Marylands.

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Speaker 2: Hi, Janice High suburban mum. We definitely can't tell that

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Speaker 2: of course it is.

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Speaker 12: I'm just going to keep my voice down in the

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Speaker 13: I'm going.

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Speaker 2: Wow. And how long have you been a scandaloss school mom?

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Speaker 12: For a couple of and a few of the dance

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Speaker 2: On a school you've booked up with a couple of

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Speaker 14: Wow, the kids come first as soon as I shot

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Speaker 2: Ship them.

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Speaker 15: Wow.

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Speaker 2: And the story is also with the scandless moms of

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Speaker 14: Before you continue, have you changed my voice?

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Speaker 12: Because I don't want anyone?

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Speaker 2: Can you injust his voice to be like an eyelien?

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Speaker 2: Or turn it off? Or what if you switched? You

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Speaker 2: so I turned that off. I don't know. Okay, are

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Speaker 2: you still there? Scandalsus? Jennis?

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Speaker 12: Can I go to Genis here?

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Speaker 2: Hang on forgot to put it back? You revealed him,

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Speaker 15: All right, we've just proven we can change your voice.

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Speaker 2: Come back into the studio. Scandalous mum. All right if

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Speaker 2: that's getting around. Oh good, a scandalous mom. Great work.

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Speaker 2: I don't believe you booked up with a few of

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Speaker 2: the deads. Yeah it worked. You're what was that you?

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Speaker 2: If you've got a I mean, we proved it before, guys,

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Speaker 2: you can actually call the show that in twenty fourteen,

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Speaker 2: we can change your voice. We had a very scandalous

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Speaker 2: farther call through before Janice. Sorry, Janie and I have

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Speaker 2: no idea who that scandalous Janis was, But we can

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Speaker 2: dirty laundry. Now that I've got kids at school, I

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Speaker 2: a hot spot. Mate. They talk, there's there's eyes darting

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Speaker 2: She said? Says, it's a wild world.

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Speaker 3: It's like the thunderdome. To two people enter, only one

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Speaker 2: Sarah from your that's true. A couple of these anonymous

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Speaker 2: stories that have been coming through regarding what goes on

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Speaker 2: to do with suburban mums, says shocking secrets, including long

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Speaker 2: running affairs with partners, best mates. That's a tough one.

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Speaker 2: School pickup, yep, getting pregnant the name of school pickup?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, pick up the kids pick up a hobby,

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Speaker 4: Scandalous.

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Speaker 7: That's a bit wrong.

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Speaker 2: Scandalous, So they come the group, I don't think so.

453
00:22:06,200 --> 00:22:10,560
Speaker 7: Name one member of scandalous Fitzy Dean. It was girls,

454
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 7: wasn't it a thousand?

455
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,880
Speaker 2: Ber wasn't girls? And scandalous.

456
00:22:16,280 --> 00:22:19,399
Speaker 7: She was Zimbardo. So that's and that was five girls

457
00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:22,080
Speaker 7: because one of them got court shoplifting, No idea, tell

458
00:22:22,119 --> 00:22:24,640
Speaker 7: me how many and scandalous girls and.

459
00:22:24,680 --> 00:22:26,639
Speaker 2: Boys any scandalous in the system.

460
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:30,040
Speaker 7: He's playing it isn't this smiss Tea. He've been playing it,

461
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:32,040
Speaker 7: hasn't he mistak?

462
00:22:32,600 --> 00:22:35,320
Speaker 8: The song is called no scandalous.

463
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:38,800
Speaker 4: He's an idea. Do we get scandalous to reform and

464
00:22:38,840 --> 00:22:39,560
Speaker 4: play at school?

465
00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,480
Speaker 2: Wouldn't worry about it, mate, scandless?

466
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:43,880
Speaker 5: Yet was a five people.

467
00:22:43,600 --> 00:22:48,400
Speaker 4: Five yeah boys angle Dean Jason Jason.

468
00:22:48,480 --> 00:22:50,439
Speaker 2: There was a bloken scandalous.

469
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:53,680
Speaker 8: Two blokes Jason Simon, Tamara, Daniella and.

470
00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:57,920
Speaker 2: What a stinker of a group would be rude at

471
00:22:57,920 --> 00:23:03,399
Speaker 2: the time. One song see you later, promiscuous eyes.

472
00:23:05,520 --> 00:23:08,359
Speaker 7: Would be me. They were people having a crack in

473
00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,520
Speaker 7: the street.

474
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 8: It is to me myself and I oh and Iron Knew.

475
00:23:16,480 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 7: Welcome myself.

476
00:23:20,000 --> 00:23:22,800
Speaker 2: Caesars in all right, here we go. One woman suggested

477
00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:27,000
Speaker 2: she had slept with her husband's boss to secure him

478
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,199
Speaker 2: a new role. They would earn him more money and

479
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:33,200
Speaker 2: keep him in the office later at night.

480
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:35,720
Speaker 3: Ruin your relationship. Hey, I did it for you.

481
00:23:35,800 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 2: No one has to get you a promotion. I dressed

482
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:40,399
Speaker 2: up nice. We went to the pub, which was for

483
00:23:40,440 --> 00:23:43,880
Speaker 2: about an hour. Sure enough, my husband's boss was there.

484
00:23:43,920 --> 00:23:46,040
Speaker 2: We ended up back at his place at lunchtime for

485
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:48,800
Speaker 2: a lunchtime a meeting. She said we've got a long

486
00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,440
Speaker 2: now as a promotion that pays more.

487
00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,520
Speaker 3: There's a local pub up the road from the school.

488
00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:53,840
Speaker 2: Is that.

489
00:23:53,920 --> 00:23:54,520
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what.

490
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:59,840
Speaker 4: Friday nights, kids running around, few parents let their hair down, Sarah.

491
00:24:00,080 --> 00:24:02,680
Speaker 7: I know the bowling club's right on the school, isn't

492
00:24:02,680 --> 00:24:04,120
Speaker 7: it as well? Deadly?

493
00:24:04,200 --> 00:24:05,520
Speaker 2: How's this one? Deadly?

494
00:24:05,600 --> 00:24:06,919
Speaker 3: A bit of cubicle jumping?

495
00:24:07,400 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 2: Tell me about it. Stand outside the cubicle door, tap

496
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:16,280
Speaker 2: your foot, see what happens. What a second found ourselves.

497
00:24:19,359 --> 00:24:21,119
Speaker 3: There was no one there. Really disappointing.

498
00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,240
Speaker 15: Found herself in hot water after hooking up with the

499
00:24:26,280 --> 00:24:31,040
Speaker 15: principal at her children's school, who was fired on ethical

500
00:24:31,080 --> 00:24:34,520
Speaker 15: grounds for engaging in an elicit affair during office hours.

501
00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:37,320
Speaker 7: So if you've done it at five one, that would

502
00:24:37,359 --> 00:24:37,919
Speaker 7: have been okay.

503
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,160
Speaker 2: I was terrified of any of the other parents finding out.

504
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:44,000
Speaker 2: My kids would be ostracized. I'd lose my good standing

505
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:47,440
Speaker 2: within the parent community. It was not worth it, she said.

506
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,520
Speaker 7: It's just just unbelief.

507
00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:50,120
Speaker 2: One of the.

508
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 4: Reasons why I don't do school pickup anymore because of

509
00:24:52,760 --> 00:24:53,399
Speaker 4: the hot mums.

510
00:24:53,400 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: It's just the amount of flirting that I get. What

511
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:57,520
Speaker 2: women looking you up and down?

512
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,399
Speaker 7: Now the blokes like to slap with Pitsy. That's the problem.

513
00:25:00,480 --> 00:25:01,960
Speaker 7: The dads are all obsessed with him.

514
00:25:02,960 --> 00:25:05,720
Speaker 4: It is it's do you go to the gym? Amazing site?

515
00:25:05,800 --> 00:25:07,080
Speaker 4: It is an amazing site.

516
00:25:07,160 --> 00:25:07,800
Speaker 3: I do love it.

517
00:25:07,960 --> 00:25:09,280
Speaker 2: Do you go to the gym with any of them?

518
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 3: There's politics involved.

519
00:25:10,640 --> 00:25:14,000
Speaker 4: It's the same with any sporting team or any workplace

520
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 4: that there's groups.

521
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:16,240
Speaker 3: You know you'll have.

522
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:19,320
Speaker 4: You'll have the mums that are you know, are social

523
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 4: and hanging out at one and then you have the

524
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 4: quiet ones in the corner.

525
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:32,200
Speaker 2: What about them? You mentioned Tommy Brook was picture Louis

526
00:25:32,240 --> 00:25:32,679
Speaker 2: the other day.

527
00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:35,600
Speaker 7: Has just started his fourth day.

528
00:25:37,800 --> 00:25:41,000
Speaker 2: And he's been at school for four days and you've.

529
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:46,840
Speaker 7: Metro went for a week and kids not even at school,

530
00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 7: but he is.

531
00:25:48,640 --> 00:25:49,480
Speaker 5: You are listening.

532
00:25:51,160 --> 00:25:52,600
Speaker 3: Matt will be the head of.

533
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:05,160
Speaker 2: He's at school. Pick up again. Let me sing that song?

534
00:26:05,960 --> 00:26:08,800
Speaker 2: Song songs a song song song streaming live on the

535
00:26:08,800 --> 00:26:16,680
Speaker 2: fit face Instagram page. Hey Jermaine, who's here in the

536
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:21,560
Speaker 2: online department. He's across all things like algorithms, Jermaine? Any

537
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 2: update on Facebook and where they're at?

538
00:26:24,040 --> 00:26:26,240
Speaker 3: Some pages are going back live?

539
00:26:26,320 --> 00:26:28,960
Speaker 2: Are they some radio show's going back?

540
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 3: Not us yet?

541
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,560
Speaker 2: Okay, we're very hoped. Thanks Jermaine, welcome once again. He's

542
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:33,040
Speaker 2: the new kid.

543
00:26:33,240 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 4: I just hope Friedenberg and Zuckerberg have had some big

544
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:37,160
Speaker 4: conversations again.

545
00:26:37,240 --> 00:26:39,280
Speaker 2: I mean that couple of his FaceTime over the weekend.

546
00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:42,600
Speaker 3: Min what you would pay to be in that conversation?

547
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:46,159
Speaker 2: Thanks to own all. Right, here we go, guys, I

548
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,880
Speaker 2: give you what hey, Marky, sorry.

549
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:53,000
Speaker 3: My mate, the old dog here mate.

550
00:26:53,640 --> 00:26:55,080
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll give you a word. You've got to put

551
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 2: it into a song, very very simple. What I will

552
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:59,720
Speaker 2: tell you is is a tough round MDG. You're ready

553
00:26:59,760 --> 00:27:04,000
Speaker 2: to play from the news booth. Ther guys, here we go.

554
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: The word is remember remember me?

555
00:27:07,920 --> 00:27:08,640
Speaker 7: Remember the time?

556
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 2: Remember me?

557
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:13,359
Speaker 5: What do you remember?

558
00:27:15,680 --> 00:27:16,800
Speaker 3: I remember you?

559
00:27:16,920 --> 00:27:17,440
Speaker 2: How does that go?

560
00:27:17,880 --> 00:27:19,440
Speaker 3: I remember you?

561
00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:19,840
Speaker 2: What's that?

562
00:27:21,119 --> 00:27:22,720
Speaker 3: It's by Sarah macgaughlin. It's great song.

563
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:24,119
Speaker 7: I will remember you.

564
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 2: It's the song after you mean You're all through to

565
00:27:26,119 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 2: the next round? That great round? And remember one is

566
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:34,480
Speaker 2: the one you cried to at home? Is an md Thanks.

567
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:41,840
Speaker 2: We're making love right here we go. What I'm lying

568
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 2: that with a cigarette dreaming of all the women I've

569
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:48,640
Speaker 2: missed is not like here we go. The next word, guys,

570
00:27:48,680 --> 00:27:51,040
Speaker 2: We're all through to the next round. Congratulations, play along

571
00:27:51,080 --> 00:27:53,880
Speaker 2: at home. The next word is forgot.

572
00:27:55,400 --> 00:27:56,600
Speaker 5: We'll forget you.

573
00:28:01,080 --> 00:28:02,560
Speaker 3: Oh, I think we all forgot the lead.

574
00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:11,000
Speaker 2: Please forgive me, Yes, forget me, forget m D D.

575
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:19,680
Speaker 2: Don't think you figure second round as we farewell fifty

576
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 2: percent of the team. Sarah, you got through with Zara Larson,

577
00:28:23,240 --> 00:28:26,040
Speaker 2: big fan? What did you get to me? Tell me?

578
00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 2: What did you get?

579
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 5: Only Silo Green classic.

580
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,720
Speaker 2: That Muel Green forget you?

581
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,080
Speaker 5: It's your favorite song.

582
00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,359
Speaker 2: Went rhymes against music?

583
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:36,600
Speaker 13: Yes?

584
00:28:38,280 --> 00:28:39,040
Speaker 5: What was the other word?

585
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: That usually is their? Tom?

586
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:42,960
Speaker 3: What did you greet?

587
00:28:42,960 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 2: Your throat? Gone gone? Tom? And Sarah? Only two remain.

588
00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,520
Speaker 2: We're slide slide through full over.

589
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 7: Here we go.

590
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:55,600
Speaker 2: Guys, Good luck everybody.

591
00:28:55,920 --> 00:28:59,520
Speaker 7: The word I'm going to give you is gone since

592
00:28:59,520 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 7: you've been gone.

593
00:29:03,840 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 5: God, Come on, Gone Gone Gone Gone Guild sound trick.

594
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:11,680
Speaker 2: After the love.

595
00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 8: Gone after, when You're gone, When you when You're gone,

596
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:21,640
Speaker 8: mel c or something.

597
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:33,280
Speaker 2: Snake Straight to the next round. Love Ellane, huge fan?

598
00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:36,440
Speaker 2: All right, here we go. Are I going to give you?

599
00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:43,200
Speaker 4: But I'm going to give you a street streets.

600
00:29:42,560 --> 00:29:46,120
Speaker 7: Of your streets of broken dreams or whatever.

601
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:50,680
Speaker 8: Streets straight streets of the.

602
00:29:52,200 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 2: Streets have no name. What are you doing right? Answers?

603
00:29:57,880 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 7: Excuse me, I help out.

604
00:30:00,240 --> 00:30:01,760
Speaker 2: So you're through? Tom? Did you get through?

605
00:30:01,800 --> 00:30:04,480
Speaker 11: What was your in the streets of your town? Who

606
00:30:04,560 --> 00:30:09,280
Speaker 11: sings the Betweens Australian band round and round.

607
00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:14,240
Speaker 2: Through the streets of the love that song? All right?

608
00:30:14,400 --> 00:30:15,320
Speaker 2: The word is.

609
00:30:15,520 --> 00:30:20,400
Speaker 7: Heavy, heavy, heavy cross gossip's.

610
00:30:19,680 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 8: Great, right, So he ain't heavy. He's my brother.

611
00:30:23,080 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 2: He is my brother. Let it well done. We've got

612
00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:27,880
Speaker 2: do you know that?

613
00:30:29,680 --> 00:30:37,000
Speaker 5: It's amazing my heavy?

614
00:30:37,240 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: You know it would need to be. He is heavy

615
00:30:39,680 --> 00:30:44,040
Speaker 2: for that joke to work. So that joke doesn't work. Okay,

616
00:30:44,160 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 2: Keeper of the game, Keeper of the joke. Here we

617
00:30:47,360 --> 00:30:51,040
Speaker 2: go Tom and Sarah. As he battled out as we

618
00:30:51,080 --> 00:30:55,760
Speaker 2: move into the final round, the word is number number baby.

619
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Speaker 7: Number five Ryan you if you're do you know, let's

620
00:31:03,760 --> 00:31:18,920
Speaker 7: go something else, number number number engine engine number nine.

621
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 8: Somewhere Batman's scoop was doing that tonight. Yeah, you.

622
00:31:26,080 --> 00:31:31,640
Speaker 4: Just devastation for Manly Seagulls fans because Tommy Trebovich Turbo.

623
00:31:31,800 --> 00:31:34,360
Speaker 4: Tom has done his hamstring again. This is the worst

624
00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:37,120
Speaker 4: thing about it, Sarah. It's his good hamstring, not the

625
00:31:37,120 --> 00:31:39,320
Speaker 4: one that's been causing him problems. I think this is

626
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,520
Speaker 4: about his fifth now he's come out yesterday he said,

627
00:31:42,520 --> 00:31:45,120
Speaker 4: it's pretty embarrassing to actually say, but I've woken up

628
00:31:45,200 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 4: yesterday morning and I've slipped over in the bathroom and

629
00:31:47,640 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 4: just felt it go. It's pretty hard to take the

630
00:31:50,560 --> 00:31:55,080
Speaker 4: thing is though there was there was some footage footage

631
00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:59,600
Speaker 4: that was released of him on the corso in Manly

632
00:32:00,160 --> 00:32:04,720
Speaker 4: Saturday night after a few drinks racing, just an everyday punter.

633
00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 7: Gip so it's a drunk injury.

634
00:32:06,640 --> 00:32:08,800
Speaker 2: A fan who came up and said, I'm quicker than news, sir,

635
00:32:08,880 --> 00:32:09,880
Speaker 2: and he said, let's race.

636
00:32:10,040 --> 00:32:11,040
Speaker 7: You can't turn that down.

637
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:12,120
Speaker 2: Damn, damn, damn.

638
00:32:12,160 --> 00:32:12,400
Speaker 5: Sid.

639
00:32:12,400 --> 00:32:14,680
Speaker 3: It's got nothing to do with the injury, not at all,

640
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,320
Speaker 3: nothing to do with the injury at all, but obviously

641
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 3: that the.

642
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:18,760
Speaker 7: Club running race.

643
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:22,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, you shouldn't be good with some bad hammies.

644
00:32:23,200 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 7: Quick?

645
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 2: Did he slip over in the shower the next morning

646
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,400
Speaker 2: anyway because the hamstring had already gone?

647
00:32:27,440 --> 00:32:30,520
Speaker 4: Actually, can we get jamesy on from ram Week, who's

648
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:31,560
Speaker 4: a good friend of mine.

649
00:32:31,760 --> 00:32:33,560
Speaker 3: Good morning, big fellow, how are you mate?

650
00:32:34,760 --> 00:32:35,560
Speaker 12: A really good time?

651
00:32:36,200 --> 00:32:37,680
Speaker 14: Kids drop off, really good.

652
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:40,360
Speaker 2: Sorry to come on the show, wasn't bullied into it.

653
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:44,600
Speaker 4: Now, Turbo Tom's done his hamstring about five times, six times,

654
00:32:44,680 --> 00:32:46,680
Speaker 4: JAMESI can you tell everyone out there how many times

655
00:32:46,720 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 4: you did your hamstring.

656
00:32:48,440 --> 00:32:51,800
Speaker 3: Eleven even eleven times?

657
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 2: Now?

658
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:56,040
Speaker 4: The rehab for James, he knew that bike inside out.

659
00:32:56,120 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 4: That's he did so much rehab. But can you tell

660
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,040
Speaker 4: everyone what was one of the most embarrassing times that

661
00:33:01,080 --> 00:33:03,280
Speaker 4: you did that one of your hamstrings?

662
00:33:05,320 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 10: Mate?

663
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 7: I think you were with me one of the times.

664
00:33:07,440 --> 00:33:08,840
Speaker 13: I did a lot of times, a lot of times,

665
00:33:09,040 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 13: do you still But one of the times I think.

666
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:14,520
Speaker 12: We were legging it running away from a little bit

667
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:18,480
Speaker 12: of a blue.

668
00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:21,320
Speaker 4: At the Palace down It was actually James's twenty first

669
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 4: birthday and we got chased away.

670
00:33:23,920 --> 00:33:25,200
Speaker 3: By the La Paru's boys.

671
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:29,160
Speaker 4: Okay, and James, who was getting his hamstring right, actually

672
00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:29,840
Speaker 4: tour it again.

673
00:33:31,080 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 2: How did you explain that to the club, James?

674
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 12: I think they had other things to explain anyway. I

675
00:33:36,120 --> 00:33:40,840
Speaker 12: think there's a few black guys right and of the Raider.

676
00:33:40,920 --> 00:33:42,600
Speaker 2: And did you go on and play more than ten

677
00:33:42,640 --> 00:33:43,840
Speaker 2: games for the Swans? James?

678
00:33:44,720 --> 00:33:45,280
Speaker 3: Of course it did.

679
00:33:45,400 --> 00:33:46,800
Speaker 12: I had a stellar eighteen game.

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Speaker 7: Wow, you made you guys have the high chambers in

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Speaker 7: the team.

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Speaker 2: Well don't but worth every ham string.

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Speaker 3: That was Keith Jones.

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Speaker 4: Everyone love you mate, Thanks Mae're.

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Speaker 2: Going to love you back.

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Speaker 4: You know what, just quickly before we do go onder?

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Speaker 4: The call was one of the most embarrassing. How's this guy?

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Speaker 4: Paul Diogo was his name. He was a professional soccer player.

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Speaker 4: So just got married and the club said, look, take

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Speaker 4: your wedding ring off. He said, no, I just got

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Speaker 4: married on the weekend. I'd love to wear it just

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Speaker 4: to remember my wife. And he scored gold.

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Speaker 3: Jumped the fence to go celebrate with fans in the fence.

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Speaker 3: I'm not joking. There's popped his fingers.

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Speaker 2: I've seen it happened.

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Speaker 3: How's this? He got a yellow card for wasting time.

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Speaker 4: To find his finger trying to find the rest of

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Speaker 4: his finger. Don't Tina's given us kill from Wollongong. What's

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Speaker 4: your embarrassing injury?

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Speaker 2: Tina? Hey, Tina, how are you? What's your embarrassing injury? Tina.

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Speaker 2: I went to open up my cafe one morning.

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Speaker 13: It was six thirty. I've seen a little little.

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Speaker 2: Cockroach and I thought, oh yeah, I just kick it out.

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Speaker 2: And as I went to kick it out, my foot

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Speaker 2: went I don't even know where way, but ended up

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Speaker 2: with a compound fracture.

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Speaker 12: I made four.

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Speaker 2: Bones in my ankle.

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Speaker 14: A cockroach to put it back into place, Popper to

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Speaker 14: the next door to the butcher so that I could

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Speaker 14: get to help.

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Speaker 3: What I thought, is that a car accident or how

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Speaker 3: did you do that?

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Speaker 2: Kicking a car crush?

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Speaker 14: I just kicked a cockroach.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for you call I said that I did it.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd love to say.

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Speaker 4: That I did it down world and you get yourself

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Speaker 4: at the chair lace in West Rode.

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Speaker 3: What's your embarrassing in injury or lease a hi?

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Speaker 13: So I was in a community theater production back in

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Speaker 13: Camboro when I was little, and it was the second

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Speaker 13: last act before the interval, and I had to do

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Speaker 13: a forwards roll yep, which is done thousands of times

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Speaker 13: four perfectly fine. I need myself in the nose in

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Speaker 13: the middle of the forwards roll and chipped my tooth.

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Speaker 13: Oh so then I had to sit out of the

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Speaker 13: final item before intermission and intermission with an ice on

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Speaker 13: my face?

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me? Hey? Where's your front tooth gone?

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Speaker 2: It's in my knee. At least thank you.

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Speaker 3: Josh and Rosebery embarrassing injuries.

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Speaker 14: Josh, hey, guys, So a couple of years ago I

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Speaker 14: went to Queensland for holidays and my girlfriend at the

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Speaker 14: time was like, oh, let me like hair removal cring

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Speaker 14: your body.

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Speaker 12: So I was like, yeah, right over, let's do it.

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Speaker 14: Anyways, about five minutes later, it started to really burn

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Speaker 14: in a certain area.

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Speaker 12: Oh Josh, yeah, I just put on my balls. I

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Speaker 12: was like, look, this is really burn.

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Speaker 14: Just killing their hair, killing the hair all.

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Speaker 12: A couple of minutes later, I was like, no, this

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Speaker 12: is really really Bernie, we need to take it off.

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Speaker 12: And that burnt, not really the hair, but all my skin.

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Speaker 12: Queensland for about a week with burn cream and gordod on.

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Speaker 2: Everyone thought he just had Sure.

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Speaker 4: There's a story here of a baseball Brett Barbari was

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Speaker 4: his name Sarah, and he had narchos fully loaded nachos

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Speaker 4: chill Pepper's hot sauce. After he finished eating them, decided

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Speaker 4: to put his contact lenses in.

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Speaker 2: He was a.

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Speaker 4: For Montreal Expo and had to have a month off

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Speaker 4: because of infection in his eye.

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Speaker 7: That would be so tame.

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Speaker 3: Remember the still I couldn't see where to throw the ball.

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Speaker 2: Remember the stew I told you about a maid of

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Speaker 2: mine who was trying to get over a fence, but

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Speaker 2: it was an electric fence and he had He decided

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Speaker 2: to put a ladder on each side of the fence

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Speaker 2: and then step over, but he was only in board

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Speaker 2: shorts at the time, and he put one leg over

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Speaker 2: onto the other ladder. The other ladder started to slip,

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Speaker 2: and there was a sign on the fence that said

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Speaker 2: electric fence. He fell from the two ladders, split through

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Speaker 2: his shorts, split his sack open, and electrified himself on

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Speaker 2: the fence.

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Speaker 7: No kids for him, I guess.

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