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Speaker 1: This baby Monday, guys, welcome to the fitz Wever Podcast.

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Speaker 2: Your microphone? No, where'd you get that? Do you buy that?

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Speaker 3: On?

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Speaker 2: It's been here for about eight years? Okay, so one

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Speaker 2: is it? I got a new one? Where'd you wind?

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Speaker 4: Catch?

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Speaker 2: Dot com?

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Speaker 4: Catch? I don't sell microphones, mate, wish dot com? You

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Speaker 4: wish don't sell microphones.

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Speaker 2: I'm a big Cogan man as well.

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Speaker 4: Kagan.

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Speaker 2: No Cogan, sorry, not Cagan, No no co. Cogan's got

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Speaker 2: good delivery time. I mean Amazon.

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Speaker 4: You're getting a bit addicted to the online shopping, aren't you.

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Speaker 2: Every moment I have every spare moment in my day.

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Speaker 2: I do some online shopping. Bought some winches hats the

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Speaker 2: other day, just in case I thought I would drive

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Speaker 2: past the park right and then I wanted to park there,

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Speaker 2: but I had to go somewhere else and wanted to

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Speaker 2: reserve my park. Not bad, that's pretty clever.

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Speaker 4: It's not bad.

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Speaker 2: I bought a winch the other day. Why I just

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Speaker 2: in case I needed to pull the boat up a

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Speaker 2: hill or something. I don't really know. I bought some

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Speaker 2: magnets the other day.

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Speaker 1: Okay, mate, that'll do online shopping. That's what we're talking

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Speaker 1: about addictions to it in the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Podcast, I need to admit a small something I realized

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Speaker 2: the other day. I have a small addiction. And I

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Speaker 2: think it's fair and a good thing to do to

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Speaker 2: talk about it, because maybe taking the first step is

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Speaker 2: putting your hand up and saying I have the addiction.

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Speaker 1: Well, put your photo up at key restaurant? Have they

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Speaker 1: not let this man in?

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Speaker 2: No, that's not what it is. I mean you might

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Speaker 2: also be thinking, I'm talking about my mobile phone. It's

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Speaker 2: not my hours down. My screen time's down as we're busy.

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Speaker 4: It's not the gym, certainly not the gym.

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Speaker 2: What else could we put in there? It's not the

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Speaker 2: buffet it is. I thought it would affliccked it now

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Speaker 2: because COVID's kind of wrapped up. It's online shopping. Oh

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Speaker 2: have you been caught up? Have you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I just what do you go to?

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Speaker 2: My go to wish dot com, wishes a big dodge.

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Speaker 2: You nerve got a cog and I got to catch

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Speaker 2: I got an Amazon and I just you know what,

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Speaker 2: when I get served the ads on email, I click through. Jeez,

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Speaker 2: I need a rope. I need it. You never know

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Speaker 2: when I'm going to need a brand new room.

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Speaker 1: How scary isn't it This AI that's going on at

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Speaker 1: the moment as well? In chat GPT and how well

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Speaker 1: you spoke about David Getter the other day. David Getter

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Speaker 1: went to chat GPT and put in write something that

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Speaker 1: Eminem would put into a rap about future rave.

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Speaker 2: What's just got to do with online shopping?

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Speaker 1: Then he took that and then he went to another

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Speaker 1: website that it's an AI website that does Eminem's voice.

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Speaker 1: And then he's David Ketter's put em and M's voice

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Speaker 1: into one of his songs as if Eminem's recorded it

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Speaker 1: for him.

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Speaker 4: How is he getting away with that?

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Speaker 2: What's that got to do online shopping?

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Speaker 5: Well, I'm just saying it's we're just getting suckology. But

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Speaker 5: what they're saying now is with advertising is that they

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Speaker 5: can use voice like David Getta did to suck you

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Speaker 5: in to buy a Kanye West T shirt because you

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Speaker 5: love Kanya.

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Speaker 2: It's like, no, I don't like Kanye anymore. It's something

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Speaker 2: that I've now found myself doing in my downtime. So

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Speaker 2: I've bought I bought ropes the other day, I bought

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Speaker 2: a bucket. I don't need any of this. I bought

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Speaker 2: a water slide. I bought magnets. Have you seen magnet fishing?

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Speaker 2: Will you go and catch metal things that are in

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Speaker 2: the water. You drive along in your boat and drag

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Speaker 2: a magnet and you can pick things up off the

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Speaker 2: bottom of the harbor?

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Speaker 4: Oh would you do that?

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Speaker 2: I bought hypercolor T shirts because I hadn't seen them

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Speaker 2: since nine ninety five.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: I bought iron on badgers so we could make our

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Speaker 2: own T shirt. I bought a ten pack of sunglasses.

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Speaker 4: But do you know what, it's not ten packs of sunnies.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what for me.

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Speaker 2: You're losing all the time. I just thought, might don't

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Speaker 2: we make them disposable? They were like a dollar a pair.

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Speaker 2: But the other thing is too. The addiction, I think

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Speaker 2: is the hit when you see the guy coming through

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Speaker 2: the gate and the parcels left at the door, Like

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Speaker 2: when the parcel arrived and I rush mate. I rushed

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Speaker 2: like it's Christmas morning? Is it for me as a Felisa?

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Speaker 2: Is it for me as a Felisa? Tony the Australian

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Speaker 2: post guy who I know by name now, really tall

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Speaker 2: bloke Tony. I see him coming through the gate, and

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Speaker 2: I'm like the dog that's been sitting at home all day.

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Speaker 2: I rushed to the front door well to embrace Tony.

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Speaker 2: I jump up and lick his face.

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Speaker 1: I mean Amazon's same day service, or you can get

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Speaker 1: just twenty four hours.

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Speaker 4: See, I know it's there on their way.

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Speaker 2: I order it an electric winch on Thursday and got

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Speaker 2: it Friday morning from Amazon.

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Speaker 4: What are you winching up?

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Speaker 2: Just in case I need to winch something?

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Speaker 4: Whatt yourself out of the lounge.

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Speaker 2: Or I bought a winch and a harness and a swing.

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Speaker 4: Honey the pouch for four hours? Get the winch?

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Speaker 2: Can that put me in bed? I need to put

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Speaker 2: a track on the ceiling. But it's amazing how quickly

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Speaker 2: my world becomes by my downtime. In my mind, right

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Speaker 2: when I stop thinking of a split moment, I wonder

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Speaker 2: what the specials are today? Banging them onto it again

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Speaker 2: seteen twenty fourteen. If you have this addiction, do you

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Speaker 2: have an addiction to online shopping? Don't be afraid to

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Speaker 2: put your hand up and say you do. I remember

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Speaker 2: having for the best of us.

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Speaker 1: This would have been early nineties, and I remember Dad

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Speaker 1: in front of the whole family coming in with mum's

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Speaker 1: credit card and just cutting it up into tiny little

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Speaker 1: places and said, you've just had this is and I

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Speaker 1: mean she was, I mean we didn't even have the

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Speaker 1: internet back then, but Mum was just.

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Speaker 4: Like, oh, this is credit smashing.

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Speaker 2: Get whatever I was smashing it. You'd been online shopper,

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Speaker 2: for sure.

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Speaker 6: One of the best things about getting rid of Instagram

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Speaker 6: is I stopped having random things arrive at my door

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Speaker 6: that I've ordered after a few drinks that you see

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Speaker 6: the ad and you go that is the most genius invention.

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Speaker 4: For example, the.

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Speaker 6: Things that you put at the base of your T

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Speaker 6: shirt when you tuck it in to stop it from

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Speaker 6: writing up so it doesn't billow at your belt and

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Speaker 6: it looks quite streamlined. They were no good. My blue

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Speaker 6: light sunglass is to find my golf ball and the

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Speaker 6: golf course. It's supposed to light up the ball. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: didn't work. That doesn't My metal collar stiffness that just

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Speaker 6: ensure that your collar is no rust all zip.

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Speaker 4: On your leather mask doesn't work either. You were saying,

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Speaker 4: just a dud.

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Speaker 6: It's it's a slippery slope when you start buying things

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Speaker 6: online because they look so good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, giant water bombs are fun. They got them the

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Speaker 2: other day. Not just balloons, they're actual specific water bombs

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Speaker 2: that connect to the tap.

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Speaker 1: That Marshall amplify that I have in the office. And

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Speaker 1: you don't plug your guitar until you plug your keys into.

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Speaker 1: I'm still back at one cost me eighty bucks. Wow,

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Speaker 1: But I tell you what, I've found that online and

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Speaker 1: that was a great little vibe.

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Speaker 2: I mean, Tommy bought a case the other day for

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Speaker 2: his banana. I haven't seen that for a while. Will

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Speaker 2: it horns me? Tell us about your shopping addiction.

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Speaker 7: Buddy, Yeah, man, I'm so. I'm a paramedic yep. And

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Speaker 7: up until about two months ago, no one provided cool

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Speaker 7: looking safety specs like you're doing a science experiment at school,

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Speaker 7: like with his huge ASTs goggle.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, what did you find, dude.

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Speaker 7: Now there's like a couple of companies coming out and

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Speaker 7: every week they bring out a new pair of Sick

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Speaker 7: Dunnies or sex safety raided, and I'm like, oh, man.

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Speaker 8: I've got to get those those in green.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I better have those.

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Speaker 1: So will when you when you've got a bit of

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Speaker 1: time at the hospital as well?

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Speaker 4: Are you just buying new Sunnies.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, and Rockingham And it's almost to the point where

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Speaker 7: I'm going to have to start donating to some of

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Speaker 7: my damate you will.

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Speaker 2: But imagine if there's an emergency, will then you turn

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Speaker 2: up and there's a man on the road after a

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Speaker 2: car accident. He goes, WHOA, I've never seen active glasses

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Speaker 2: like that.

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Speaker 4: You are a cool dude.

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Speaker 2: Wow, good on you. Well, you are super fly.

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Speaker 1: And as he's taking his last breath, Oh, that guy

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Speaker 1: is so cool, he died with a smile on his face.

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Speaker 1: Michael in Bankstown, what is your online shopping addiction?

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Speaker 4: Good, guys.

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Speaker 9: Look, I'll just look for anything. I'll buy anything, like

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Speaker 9: any excuse to buy something just to get that delivery.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you mean. You can't even think

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Speaker 2: of an item, can you make? Because you've bought so many.

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Speaker 9: I bought it just like flicking on the TV and

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Speaker 9: I thought, maybe I need a spare remode, So I

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Speaker 9: just buy a spare remode.

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Speaker 2: Or it's amazing, isn't it. You got massage shoes.

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Speaker 9: Michael, I do. I've got heel supports everything.

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Speaker 2: Meet me at one of those spars for your feet,

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Speaker 2: have you mit?

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Speaker 9: I do?

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Speaker 8: Actually?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you are you know it?

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Speaker 9: I got it.

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Speaker 2: You bought the steak knives as well, Mike, but I.

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Speaker 9: Bought that for my partner.

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Speaker 4: Let's get a race in rouse here. What's your online

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Speaker 4: shopping addiction? Race made?

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Speaker 8: Mine is Facebook marketplate?

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, that's crazy, isn't it?

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Speaker 2: Like?

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Speaker 4: I mean, you can get something for so cheap as well? Reese.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely, I bought a pair of Duchy stunglasses for thirty

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Speaker 8: five dollars. That's worth like two hundred and dollars.

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Speaker 4: I don't reckon they.

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Speaker 2: Are race race Are they real? Mate?

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Speaker 8: Yeah? Fair sunglasses sunglass funting compare to with a real one,

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Speaker 8: and they actually like legit.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if someone's come back from Bali, Reese,

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Speaker 1: They've got you an absolute beauty.

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Speaker 2: Been ripped off and fits. He's wearing what are you wearing?

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Speaker 2: Calvin Thyme?

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Speaker 10: No?

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Speaker 1: What was the the Sainy television?

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Speaker 2: Sney television. There's always a good rip off out there.

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Speaker 2: Thanks for your call, Reese. Book for holiday you this

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Speaker 2: summer because Ozzie's acted a little different on holidays, more daring,

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Speaker 2: relaxed and sometimes more fancy and what if.

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Speaker 4: Has all kinds of accommodation to suit your staff.

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Speaker 2: The book in next get Away on the what if

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Speaker 1: This is an amazing story Disneyland. We only got to

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Jeff reats this guy's name. Now, I've got to

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Speaker 4: And he said to his mate, you know, well we

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Speaker 1: Set this up by saying He and his mate were

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Speaker 4: Gifted passes for the birthday. He was thirty two at

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Speaker 2: Thirty two. Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks ma'am.

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Speaker 1: So Ritzi and his mate started going every day after that.

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Speaker 2: Hang on a minute, So on his yearly pass, he's

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Speaker 1: He's going every single day to Disneyland, unemployed.

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Speaker 4: I don't know how he survives this.

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Speaker 1: Well, he celebrated, and Disney's threw a little party for him.

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Speaker 4: In the park in a row.

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Speaker 2: You know, when you see those stories about the casinos

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Speaker 1: And she gets a couple of free Kingston's as well,

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Speaker 1: He just someday, he says, some days I just wake

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Speaker 4: I just take a few photos. To break the record.

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Speaker 1: So that was the record, and he could confirm that,

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Speaker 2: If you were single and you met Jeff at a bar,

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Speaker 4: So he's he's pass right? Is the signature plus pass

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Speaker 4: It's not bad.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's you're not buying food there and drink

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Speaker 1: I've become friends with a number of cast members. They're

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Speaker 2: When are you going to thaw out? Walt?

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't believe him out. I wouldn't believe it.

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Speaker 4: That didn't last.

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Speaker 1: No one will be for me two nine hundred and

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Speaker 2: All right, I got the story last week which turned

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Speaker 2: The thing was the other woman was his mum. She

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Speaker 2: I mean we don't remember it for a reason, do we.

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Speaker 2: Nobody grows up remembering I remember I used to breastfeed

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Speaker 1: young man as well, where you know you're.

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Speaker 4: Not showering around your mum anymore. Or yeah, you do

447
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,639
Speaker 4: showering around you you.

448
00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:25,560
Speaker 2: Push it away a little bit. Here's the thing. I

449
00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:29,920
Speaker 2: think I finally worked out why he was breastfeeding from

450
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:35,479
Speaker 2: his mum. Right, there's a website which advertises liquid gold,

451
00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:40,240
Speaker 2: and it's called Only the Breast, and it's women who

452
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,000
Speaker 2: sell breast milk, their own breast milk, by the point,

453
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Speaker 2: to men who are looking to bulk up at the gym.

454
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Speaker 4: I'll give me a break.

455
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Speaker 2: Have you heard about this, MDG? Well, you bet on

456
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Speaker 2: the teeth from bit of bolk.

457
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Speaker 6: The logic has always been that cow's milk is perfect

458
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,840
Speaker 6: for cows, right, and human milk is in fact what

459
00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:01,159
Speaker 6: humans should be drinking.

460
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Speaker 4: It's just absolutely disgusting.

461
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Speaker 2: You could not milk a woman, Oh no, like that

462
00:20:06,560 --> 00:20:07,159
Speaker 2: in a shed?

463
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Speaker 4: No for ansumption. I don't know about you, guys.

464
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Speaker 6: I never tried it when Bronti was breastfeeding.

465
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Speaker 4: The thought of it, I don't think I did either.

466
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Speaker 4: I did, and I did it. It was there's not much.

467
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Speaker 4: It's quite sweet. It's quite sweet, but it's not like.

468
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Speaker 1: You would you would drink it by itself, right, it's

469
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Speaker 1: quite sickly.

470
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Speaker 2: Would would you have had it cold or did you have?

471
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Speaker 9: No?

472
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Speaker 10: No?

473
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Speaker 2: Did you have it from the teat?

474
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Speaker 10: No?

475
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Speaker 4: No, I didn't have it from the teat. Weird No,

476
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,439
Speaker 4: she was expressing.

477
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Speaker 6: But he got a gym straight after and absolutely packed it.

478
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Speaker 2: On because sometimes if a woman, if the kid's not

479
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Speaker 2: ready to feed or whatever, a lot of girls just

480
00:20:45,440 --> 00:20:46,960
Speaker 2: pump and dump and you get rid of that milk.

481
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Speaker 2: People are selling it up for one hundred dollars a

482
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Speaker 2: pint of breast milk. Not only apparently it is a

483
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Speaker 2: great for endurance in the gym, but the muscle bulk

484
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Speaker 2: and the muscle build is huge.

485
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Speaker 4: There's a date on it as well.

486
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Speaker 2: They would have to re meant to be this guy

487
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Speaker 2: who was in the toilets with his mum. Maybe he

488
00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:05,480
Speaker 2: was just trying to bulk up.

489
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Speaker 4: For the wedding reading.

490
00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,840
Speaker 2: He was shredding an hour out, he'd lost his gym

491
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Speaker 2: membership and decided there's only one way I can look

492
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Speaker 2: a little more buffed. Within an hour's time, Mom met

493
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Speaker 2: in the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: I don't think I try to help you.

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Speaker 1: You know what we thought we moved on from that

496
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Speaker 1: story and you're trying to come up with an.

497
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Speaker 4: Excuse for Yeah, that is it. It is buried that

498
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Speaker 4: story no more.

499
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Speaker 2: If you see me on the website, only the breast,

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Speaker 2: you know I'm heading to the jif gosh.

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Speaker 10: You're listening to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.

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Speaker 4: It was a very special day yesterday.

503
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Speaker 2: I wash my god. I woke up. My alarm went off,

504
00:21:38,960 --> 00:21:41,199
Speaker 2: which was my three kids yelling in my ear and

505
00:21:41,240 --> 00:21:48,760
Speaker 2: they were going, it's Tom's birthday. Tommy's birthdaysty today thirty

506
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Speaker 2: nine thirty nine guys, thirty Nine'm going you don't look

507
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Speaker 2: a day over. You're just your average sixty year old female.

508
00:21:57,680 --> 00:22:00,359
Speaker 4: That's where is the fountain of youth? Mate? Because I

509
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:00,800
Speaker 4: loved it?

510
00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:04,600
Speaker 2: Why don't you take a sip? Tommy? You might go

511
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Speaker 2: back to your real age.

512
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,680
Speaker 4: I do look very old. Now we got a surprise

513
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Speaker 4: for your Tom teacher.

514
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:17,600
Speaker 2: You guys, mister Tommy, your fat mess ivy?

515
00:22:17,840 --> 00:22:18,760
Speaker 4: What are you talking about?

516
00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,240
Speaker 2: Isn't that what he said to you? You know he

517
00:22:20,320 --> 00:22:23,000
Speaker 2: did say that should have dropped the accent. Tom. We

518
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:26,480
Speaker 2: wanted to celebrate and we know that you are a

519
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Speaker 2: huge fan. As it turns out, they happen to be

520
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Speaker 2: touring at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Oh Ed.

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Speaker 2: Sheering make it. But the ten tenors could bring the

523
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Speaker 2: ten tennis. There's twelve of you.

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Speaker 12: Wows amazing.

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Speaker 1: Can we get a representative from the ten tennis to

526
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Speaker 1: come up here?

527
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Speaker 12: Here we go?

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Speaker 4: What's your name, sir? My name? Lovely to meet Gareth Jarrett?

529
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Speaker 4: Jared Jarrett, Jared Jared. That was awesome. Guys, that was phenomenal.

530
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Speaker 2: We're just going between rooms hoping someone's having a birthday.

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Speaker 4: You're stuck across the right room.

532
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Speaker 2: Good. So you're doing shows everywhere, tickets at the ten

533
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Speaker 2: tennis dot com. But I want to know as far

534
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Speaker 2: as the range goes. I mean, who out of the

535
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Speaker 2: ten lads here has the biggest set of plums, where's

536
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Speaker 2: the deepest voice and who has the highest.

537
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Speaker 12: Wow?

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Speaker 4: And you guys also do magic Mike, which is awesome.

539
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Speaker 2: Yeah no, no, no, no no, then.

540
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Speaker 4: The found it from down under.

541
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Speaker 2: Tobby, how long have you loved the ten tennis?

542
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Speaker 4: No, I do love the ten tenners.

543
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Speaker 2: There's and obviously your chance now to meet Pavarotti. Guys

544
00:24:03,520 --> 00:24:08,360
Speaker 2: must be a bit of an old hairy white joke.

545
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Speaker 4: It's amazing. Is there? What's your signature song?

546
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Speaker 2: Is there a signature song that you guys could maybe

547
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:18,160
Speaker 2: you know, belt out? What do you do like Ansen Dormer?

548
00:24:19,280 --> 00:24:20,760
Speaker 4: Don't have you?

549
00:24:20,880 --> 00:24:21,040
Speaker 3: Look?

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Speaker 4: I think it's the appropriate appropriate weekend.

551
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Speaker 2: Yes, okay, can we do? Okay?

552
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Speaker 10: Because no one and guys.

553
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Speaker 4: Open door.

554
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Speaker 10: And that is.

555
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Speaker 2: Why they're the best. Well, would guys if you got

556
00:25:18,560 --> 00:25:20,440
Speaker 2: one more song that you could do? What's a big

557
00:25:20,480 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 2: crowd pleaser?

558
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:23,359
Speaker 4: Look, you can't have a ten tennis show without some

559
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Speaker 4: nessing norm.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, here we go.

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Speaker 3: You no, that is extraor that's just a warm up.

562
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Speaker 4: Let's go for an hourse you get that's It's Tommy's.

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Speaker 2: Fifty birthday today, So thank you so much guyss. That

564
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Speaker 2: was awesome.

565
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Speaker 1: Whipper podcast The learning technique of throwing someone into the

566
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Speaker 1: deep end and it happens with swimming. Have you seen

567
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 1: some of those swimming instructors where they just throw kids

568
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Speaker 1: into the pool.

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Speaker 4: You learn for yourself. Hey, it doesn't work.

570
00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:43,960
Speaker 2: You've got two options here, learn really quickly drown.

571
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Speaker 1: My old man did it with me with driving as well,

572
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Speaker 1: and we did it around the Portnan Hunger footy clup.

573
00:26:49,520 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 2: So but he said jumping the car.

574
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Speaker 1: But he said, you know what, I'm not going to

575
00:26:53,920 --> 00:26:56,200
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what to do as you go. There

576
00:26:56,240 --> 00:26:59,119
Speaker 1: was a fence around the footy oval. That was the

577
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Speaker 1: only thing he was worried about. And then at the

578
00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,359
Speaker 1: one end there was a gate that was open that

579
00:27:03,400 --> 00:27:06,480
Speaker 1: would then drive out into the out into the oval.

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Speaker 2: How'd you go?

581
00:27:07,160 --> 00:27:11,119
Speaker 1: Well, my sister, holy she I'm not joking. When she

582
00:27:11,200 --> 00:27:13,600
Speaker 1: first started, Dad said, just jump straight in. We'll see

583
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:17,320
Speaker 1: how you go. She jumped in, accelerated, went to go break,

584
00:27:17,320 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 1: but then put her foot on the accelerator again. She

585
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:22,880
Speaker 1: drove into the ground and went straight into the gold boat.

586
00:27:22,960 --> 00:27:25,760
Speaker 2: Awful, ready to go.

587
00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,200
Speaker 4: Would you do it?

588
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:29,919
Speaker 1: Would you throw someone into the deep end when you

589
00:27:29,960 --> 00:27:34,960
Speaker 1: are learning to become a pilot, now, when you're flying, just.

590
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:38,760
Speaker 2: Jumping in quickly as a nervous flyer, This would be

591
00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 2: worst case scenario. This makes no sense at all.

592
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Speaker 1: Well do you know you've got to get up so

593
00:27:44,000 --> 00:27:45,879
Speaker 1: many hours for you to become a pilot.

594
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:50,320
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Oh man, it's decades and decades, it's hundreds

595
00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:53,280
Speaker 2: of hours. Depends what airline you're with. I mean, if

596
00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:55,040
Speaker 2: you're flying with a Dodgy one, after about a week

597
00:27:55,040 --> 00:27:57,360
Speaker 2: you're ready to go. If you're flying with Quantus, you've

598
00:27:57,359 --> 00:27:59,560
Speaker 2: been flying for two decades before you're a captain.

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00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,240
Speaker 1: This is in the UK, Blackpool Airport and a budding

600
00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: pilot he's trying to get his hours up. His instructor said, well,

601
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 1: you know what, I've got to go back to base,

602
00:28:10,200 --> 00:28:10,760
Speaker 1: So why.

603
00:28:10,560 --> 00:28:11,800
Speaker 4: Don't instead of I fly?

604
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:15,440
Speaker 1: Instead of myself flying back the pipeer PA twenty eight plane.

605
00:28:15,440 --> 00:28:16,680
Speaker 2: I've got a pipe of twin engine pipe.

606
00:28:16,720 --> 00:28:19,159
Speaker 1: Why don't you fly it back and we'll record the

607
00:28:19,160 --> 00:28:21,000
Speaker 1: flight and that can go down on your hours. And

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00:28:21,480 --> 00:28:24,000
Speaker 1: like I said, yep, sweet, no worries. The pair were

609
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:27,919
Speaker 1: talking normally as the pilot taxi to the runway. He

610
00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:32,359
Speaker 1: said the instructor den said to him, looks good, there's

611
00:28:32,480 --> 00:28:36,320
Speaker 1: nothing behind you. Just before takeoff. Shortly after the plane

612
00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: left the runway, the pilot says, I was flying the plane,

613
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:42,480
Speaker 1: but I could see to the right of.

614
00:28:42,440 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 4: Me that the instructors headed rolled back.

615
00:28:44,960 --> 00:28:47,200
Speaker 1: The pilot knew the instructor well and thought he was

616
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Speaker 1: just pretending to take a nap while the pilot flew

617
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Speaker 1: the circuit, so he didn't think anything was wrong at

618
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Speaker 1: that stage.

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Speaker 2: Funny.

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Speaker 1: He then looked over and he could see his head

621
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Speaker 1: slumped over to the right. It was resting, was over

622
00:29:00,560 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 1: to the rights that as he turned the plane his

623
00:29:04,200 --> 00:29:07,960
Speaker 1: head the instructor's head slumped over and landed on the

624
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:08,880
Speaker 1: pilot's shoulder.

625
00:29:08,920 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

626
00:29:09,600 --> 00:29:12,040
Speaker 1: He thought he was joking with him, so he continued

627
00:29:12,080 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: to fly in her approach. The plane was coming down

628
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:20,760
Speaker 1: and the instructors still had his head on the pilot's shoulder.

629
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Speaker 1: He's landed the plane smooth landing, and he's looked over

630
00:29:26,040 --> 00:29:29,000
Speaker 1: and found out that the instructor had a heart attack

631
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Speaker 1: and had died and he was just laying on his shoulder.

632
00:29:31,520 --> 00:29:33,800
Speaker 4: He was dead. He was dead.

633
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:34,960
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

634
00:29:35,200 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 4: So he was thrown into the DP.

635
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:38,840
Speaker 2: And landed the plane perfectly.

636
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Speaker 4: He thought he was joking the whole time and having

637
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Speaker 4: a care.

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00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,680
Speaker 2: Not funny that one. I mean, if you were a

639
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:45,360
Speaker 2: bird and you had to fall out of a ness

640
00:29:45,400 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 2: for the first time. That would be very nerve wracking.

641
00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 2: Like you either fly or you do yes, you go

642
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,680
Speaker 2: for it. It's pretty simple. You fly or you don't. I

643
00:29:51,720 --> 00:29:53,200
Speaker 2: told you about have made a mine who was in

644
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 2: the flower trade, and he was in Colombia, believe it

645
00:29:55,840 --> 00:29:58,160
Speaker 2: or not, and he went and met this guy whoppies.

646
00:29:58,280 --> 00:30:02,080
Speaker 2: Was he what not popping tulips? But what happened was

647
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:05,240
Speaker 2: he met this guy who was this pompous old British

648
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:07,840
Speaker 2: guy who said, would you like a drink? And this

649
00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: mate of mine, Will had just arrived and he was

650
00:30:10,720 --> 00:30:12,800
Speaker 2: sort of late towards the end of the night, and

651
00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:14,360
Speaker 2: he said, no, I'm all right mate, And he said, well,

652
00:30:14,360 --> 00:30:16,280
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have a bit of a gin. I might

653
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:19,000
Speaker 2: have a gin. And he had like people working for him,

654
00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 2: and he had a bell, so every time he would

655
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,440
Speaker 2: hear the bell, someone would bring this guy another gin.

656
00:30:24,560 --> 00:30:26,360
Speaker 2: And they knew he knew they were getting up at

657
00:30:26,400 --> 00:30:29,040
Speaker 2: six o'clock in the morning to go flying, to have

658
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:30,640
Speaker 2: a look at the poppy fields and to have a

659
00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:35,720
Speaker 2: look at the tulips. Anyway, so Will went to bed

660
00:30:36,040 --> 00:30:39,640
Speaker 2: throughout the night He just kept hearing this, and he's thinking,

661
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 2: how many gins?

662
00:30:40,600 --> 00:30:43,240
Speaker 4: How much does this bloke had to drink? And to

663
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:46,280
Speaker 4: fly in the morning? Crack a dawn, we're taking off.

664
00:30:46,520 --> 00:30:48,920
Speaker 4: It's three am. You would have been a mess. So

665
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:49,840
Speaker 4: he gets up in the.

666
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Speaker 2: Plane and the guy passes out like gone, And he thought,

667
00:30:54,560 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 2: similar to this, it was a joke. Anyway, Will had

668
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Speaker 2: been in the army and managed to land the plane.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, I mean it's a hail Mary. But

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Speaker 2: thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 4: If you've ever had to land a plan oh.

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Speaker 2: Like but you know when you're on a commercial flight

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Speaker 2: and someone says, can any is there a doctor on board?

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Speaker 2: A mass If someone said can anybody fly this plane?

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Speaker 4: Is there a pilot on board? On a jet Star flight?

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Speaker 4: I don't reckon.

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Speaker 2: You're a pilot on board. They want to help you

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Speaker 2: get after fourteen hours and Whipper podcast. Hey, here's a

679
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,880
Speaker 2: great idea, guy. I always bring a big product, a

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Speaker 2: good product to the table if I see one fits,

681
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Speaker 2: and this one is for couples in a long distance relationship.

682
00:31:32,520 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 2: It can be hard to keep the love alive in

683
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Speaker 2: a long distance relationship. There are some things you can do.

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Speaker 2: I would advise against that. Against that, I'd find it

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Speaker 2: very strange to be doing that in front of the screen.

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Speaker 2: But this device is perfect. It's called the remote Kiss.

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00:31:48,240 --> 00:31:50,480
Speaker 2: So what it is. It's an accessory that clips onto

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Speaker 2: your mobile phone. You'll see that, and it's.

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Speaker 4: Just like a.

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Speaker 2: It's like a set of lips. It's almost like looks

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Speaker 2: a bit like a flashlight. You said there, So what

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00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:05,440
Speaker 2: you actually do You attach it to your loved your phone,

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Speaker 2: so you've got one and your loved one has one

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Speaker 2: on the other side of the world. But what happens

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Speaker 2: is when you kiss it, it kisses back to your

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Speaker 2: loved one.

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Speaker 4: Right, and it mimics your lips on the other end.

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Speaker 2: So while you're making out here in Sydney on your

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00:32:22,920 --> 00:32:26,120
Speaker 2: plastic set of lips that you've got there, right, the

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Speaker 2: person in the UK, you loved one, is getting kissed

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Speaker 2: by the set of plastic lips.

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Speaker 13: No we are, I mean that'd be pretty saucy. Give

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Speaker 13: us a glory that we heard about that Hollywood actor.

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Speaker 13: Did you hear about that? He said he was one

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Speaker 13: of the best kisses in Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: We know this story really well, who wasn't and they

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Speaker 1: sit now, well, I can't tell you it's a Hollywood actor.

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00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,960
Speaker 1: And they said, oh, well, how can you prove that

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Speaker 1: you're the best. And the guy said, We'll put out

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00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:56,840
Speaker 1: your little finger and I will show you that I

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Speaker 1: am the best kisser in Hollywood. And he's been started

712
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 1: caressing the guy's little finger MDG with his tongue and lips.

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Speaker 2: Is that one of the oldest pickup techniques in the world.

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Speaker 2: People say I'm the best kisser, do they? Yeah, I

715
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Speaker 2: bet you're not. I bet you I am. I bet

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Speaker 2: you're not. Only one way to find out nice to me,

717
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Speaker 2: you fool.

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Speaker 1: If a girl gets fooled by that, I'd be very disappointed.

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Speaker 2: Oh no. The other one was I dare you to

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Speaker 2: try and kiss me? Go on, I dare you. Everyone

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Speaker 2: says you're not brave enough to as if you didn't

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Speaker 2: do that after a fushmoon offs at the age of sixteen.

723
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Speaker 2: Oh come on, bottle down, you weren't throwing it a

724
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Speaker 2: few dares. Hey everyone, you're right, she's not brave enough

725
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Speaker 2: to try and kiss me. They see there wasn't got

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Speaker 2: the guts to kiss me, so on try so.

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Speaker 6: The takeaway from this is your best kisser in Hollywood

728
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Speaker 6: line followed by a dare that no one is throwing you.

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Speaker 6: Is your recipe for a guaranteed hook up?

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Speaker 2: Exactly what I've mentioned this before, But the most awkward

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Speaker 2: kiss that I've gone for was when you do one

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Speaker 2: and you're lot lust in that moment you think it's

733
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Speaker 2: Hollywood and where you grab the other person on the

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Speaker 2: chin and then you tilt their head towards you while

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Speaker 2: you lean in for the kiss, so your head is

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Speaker 2: also turning as well. It's just hard to know. There's

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Speaker 2: a fine line. How much pressure can you put on

738
00:34:16,440 --> 00:34:19,920
Speaker 2: trying to move that jaw before you realize she's resisting

739
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Speaker 2: and deliberately holding.

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Speaker 4: Her head struck.

741
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Speaker 1: When she's on one chin and you've got three as well,

742
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Speaker 1: you don't know which one to rest on there.

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Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing I'll never go back to Thailand.

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Speaker 4: See.

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Speaker 1: The other thing is, and I've said this before, but

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Speaker 1: when someone's got a device and you walk into a

747
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Speaker 1: room and you see a friend or your roommate kissing

748
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Speaker 1: a device, it's like virtual reality.

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Speaker 4: It's hot.

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Speaker 1: And what scares me about virtual reality is that the

751
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Speaker 1: sick industry. There's an industry out there, that intimate industry

752
00:34:49,160 --> 00:34:51,520
Speaker 1: that everyone wants to be involved with when you put

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00:34:51,560 --> 00:34:54,920
Speaker 1: on virtual reality glasses and you can say to yourself

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Speaker 1: that you're looking up with Cameron Diaz. You're in a

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00:34:57,680 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 1: room by yourself. What does it look like when you're

756
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 1: in a room in a corner with your.

757
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Speaker 4: Arms around a fake Cameron.

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Speaker 2: Diaz compleatly now. But to think that you could have

759
00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,719
Speaker 2: adult content and pick any one of your friends on

760
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:15,680
Speaker 2: social media and put their face on a body in

761
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:19,440
Speaker 2: that adult content for you then to experience via VR,

762
00:35:19,960 --> 00:35:22,839
Speaker 2: I mean, like someone you work with, Jess, I could

763
00:35:22,840 --> 00:35:26,040
Speaker 2: put your head onto anybody and then the next thing

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Speaker 2: you know, I'm kind of living out how you keep

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Speaker 2: asking for photos Well that I'm sort of living out

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Speaker 2: this fantasy, Jess.

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Speaker 4: Well just the lounge just quickly.

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Speaker 1: But MDG, how much let's say you had to buy

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Speaker 1: a celebrity to use their image, because what's your cameo

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Speaker 1: at the moment?

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Speaker 4: How much is that for a message?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, we're down to I think we're two eighty nine

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00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:49,200
Speaker 6: and that includes the US conversion rate. But I'm just

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Speaker 6: gonna have to agree to disagree with you their fits

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00:35:50,920 --> 00:35:54,040
Speaker 6: because I mean, if if the opportunity exists to spend

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Speaker 6: a night with let's say hottest person in the world.

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Speaker 4: Who is it? Right now?

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Speaker 6: Let's say Emratokowski. Two options, one that lives in my

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00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:04,280
Speaker 6: mind and the other I can just sort of virtually

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Speaker 6: create it.

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Speaker 4: I'm taking the option.

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00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:09,279
Speaker 2: If Matt degree, you had Emily Redakowski and she was

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Speaker 2: sort of standing on a bed just in lingerie in

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Speaker 2: real life or in real life right and her people said, okay,

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Speaker 2: for a certain amount of money.

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Speaker 4: What of her people doing there?

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Speaker 2: She just got security at the doors, standing there on

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Speaker 2: a bed in a hotel room, and you could get

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Speaker 2: a swipe card. Do you want to get a minute

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Speaker 2: the minute you enter the room? Then you get a

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00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,960
Speaker 2: minute and then you have to walk out? Now, how

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00:36:29,040 --> 00:36:31,640
Speaker 2: much would you pay to ender that room? Just one minute?

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Speaker 4: Ten?

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Speaker 6: Can you can't touch sacrifice? Family members?

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Speaker 4: Are you winding up your rolings?

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Speaker 2: I need to draw attention to that.

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Speaker 4: Stay in the room with you're on there?

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Speaker 2: Okay?

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Speaker 4: Is it a newie? Do you want to get a

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00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,839
Speaker 4: minute away? I don't need to get a new use

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Speaker 4: that one for a while.

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Speaker 2: A minute was just twisting the thing around.

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Speaker 4: With This show is an over podcast.

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