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Speaker 4: You're waking up to Adelaide breaking news.
Speaker 1: What's the news today, snooze news.
Speaker 3: Yes, the news that you are waking up to on
Speaker 3: this Wednesday morning. So the school strike will go ahead tomorrow.
Speaker 3: So the Education Union claim that you twelve exams won't
Speaker 3: be affected.
Speaker 4: I guess there's a modified program.
Speaker 3: Their argument is, well, they're only supervised by one or
Speaker 3: two teachers anyway, so it's not going to have a
Speaker 3: major impact. A big protest planned again on the steps
Speaker 3: of Parliament Parliament at around eleven thirty. It's interesting on
Speaker 3: Hazey eighty three percent of union members voted to strike,
Speaker 3: but they do so with pay, so it would be
Speaker 3: interesting to see how many teachers turned out without pay.
Speaker 3: But teachers no better than me on this one, so
Speaker 3: full double o nine nine, one nine or thirteen twenty
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Speaker 4: We'd love to hear your feedback. A lot of your
Speaker 4: twelve parents, I can imagine.
Speaker 3: Would just be a bit like, oh, how much is
Speaker 3: this going to impact my kid?
Speaker 4: Which is a fair enough.
Speaker 1: Question if time has never convenient times to do it,
Speaker 1: unless it's throw on the gas of the holidays. But no,
Speaker 1: I love a Paige strike. Good.
Speaker 4: Have you ever been on a paid stroke?
Speaker 1: I feel like every time I'm like I'm going on strike,
Speaker 1: They're like, how about you leave and never come back.
Speaker 1: I don't have the fair one thought.
Speaker 5: I did Jesus set back fire, didn't I You're rock
Speaker 5: up on Thursday and I'll be like, you're a teacher.
Speaker 4: Nah nah.
Speaker 1: Here you're doing.
Speaker 4: Morning abs morning.
Speaker 5: So not good news if your boss Josh or producer
Speaker 5: Emily and you're with Optis, because there's a big outage
Speaker 5: across the country, so more than ten million people are
Speaker 5: ten million people are currently affected. Optus are saying that
Speaker 5: they're trying to restore it obviously as quickly as they can,
Speaker 5: but there's been no updates yet. So yeah, services you
Speaker 5: all phones are saying s O s and you know,
Speaker 5: text calls into there.
Speaker 4: All of that is effects. All of it's down. All
Speaker 4: of it's down.
Speaker 3: How will produce them ever cope? Without following The Crows f.
Speaker 5: W on training today for their final on Saturday, you're
Speaker 5: going to be okay.
Speaker 3: Wi Fi still works.
Speaker 1: Goodness for that.
Speaker 5: Wi Fi is still working, so you can get messaged
Speaker 5: over that. Bad news though if you lived in Melbourne,
Speaker 5: because some of their train services rely on Optus to run,
Speaker 5: so there were metro outages.
Speaker 4: But they're back up and running down. Oh yeah, it's good.
Speaker 4: Excuse to be late for work though, excuse to not
Speaker 4: live in Melbourne the first time there's time that you
Speaker 4: bragged that you're with Optis.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I made for work Optus.
Speaker 4: Yeah, am I right?
Speaker 1: Don't you drive a car? Yeah? Bloody opt.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: The cricket last night. So I went into this contest
Speaker 1: against Afghanistan as of his favorites, as he did. But
Speaker 1: then Steve Smith is a out with vertigo like symptoms.
Speaker 1: Vertigo sucks, by the way.
Speaker 4: Have you had that?
Speaker 1: No, but my wife has had it.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, she did when she was pregnant.
Speaker 1: She did when she was pregnant, mixing that with a
Speaker 1: bit of morning sickness as well. She described it as
Speaker 1: the worst hangover that you've ever had in your life.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, twenty people waking up with that this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, but it's gonna subside over after maybe three
Speaker 1: or four hours. Yeah, vertigo is just horrible anyway, No,
Speaker 1: Steve Smith, Afghanistan I put on five for two hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety one. Australia finished seven for two hundred and
Speaker 1: ninety three at one stage, though Chasing Theses was seven
Speaker 1: for ninety one and then Boom the Big Show Glenn
Speaker 1: Maxwell two hundred and one, including six off the last
Speaker 1: ball of one hundred and twenty eight, so they've sealed
Speaker 1: a spot in the semifinals. They're described in Glenn Maxwell's
Speaker 1: innings as one of the greatest of all time. Amazing,
Speaker 1: all hail the Big Show.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how many did our little strikers? Boy Rashid can't take.
Speaker 1: A jeez, it's irrelevant. We don't like Rashid And unless
Speaker 1: he's wearing blue stands blue, unless he's wearing a certain
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Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 5: Wow, I'm going to guess that Hazy didn't look at
Speaker 5: that and that's why he doesn't care.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's correct.
Speaker 1: I reckon we would have got away that too. Hager's a
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Speaker 4: Sorry, sorry, I'll just google it myself. No problem. Good stuff, then, Maxwell,
Speaker 4: how good though? Yeah, it can be a little unpredictable.
Speaker 1: Absolutely freak Well, that's the thing. I mean, maybe next
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Speaker 1: off the first ball and get a golden dark. But hey,
Speaker 1: who's to say, that's what comes with the golden with
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Speaker 4: Yeah, good down there.
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Speaker 1: What a special spot it would have been last night?
Speaker 4: Sometimes had by all.
Speaker 1: Let's talk breakups. That's fun. It's fun for a Wednesday,
Speaker 1: isn't it.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I mean, way to bring the mood down.
Speaker 3: I was up and about about the weather next week.
Speaker 3: But whatever, it's okay.
Speaker 1: I've had this for a headline. Chicago man bought a
Speaker 1: car for six hundred dollars in his ex girlfriend's name,
Speaker 1: then parked it at the airport to rack up parking
Speaker 1: tickets totaling one hundred thousand dollars. That's what it's all about,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, because you might as well go out
Speaker 1: with it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, if you are that bitter and hell
Speaker 3: bent on revenge, I almost applaud you.
Speaker 5: That was you.
Speaker 1: A little roundom applause from Joe World on Brandon. Back
Speaker 1: in twenty twelve, Brandon Prouvo left his girlfriend Jennifer Fitzgerald
Speaker 1: Fitzi over six hundred and seventy eight parking tickets, totally
Speaker 1: and whopping one hundred and five seven hundred and sixty
Speaker 1: one dollars. The City of Chicago Go the Bulls decided
Speaker 1: to waive one hundred thousand dollars in ticket fines for Fitsie,
Speaker 1: resulting in the remaining balance of four hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: Provoh big bad. Brandon is responsible for the initial sixteen
Speaker 1: hundred dollars down payment. Well, FITZI will make monthly payments
Speaker 1: of seventy eight dollars until the fine is settled, so
Speaker 1: she's still got to pay something.
Speaker 4: Do you know what?
Speaker 3: The fun part about parking fines is too, Like sometimes
Speaker 3: you think, oh, they'll just forget about that.
Speaker 4: Oh oh does that bad boy roll over?
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh. Parking fines are like elephants. Yes, they
Speaker 1: never feed, never ever forget.
Speaker 3: Next time I see a parking front of my dashboard,
Speaker 3: I'm just going to hear this sound effect in my head.
Speaker 1: It should that should remind you, and they grow as well,
Speaker 1: Like maybe it'll just disappear of a sudden. It's grown
Speaker 1: like a genuine trunk.
Speaker 3: Maybe I was going to state it itself. Maybe that's
Speaker 3: another part of the elephant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, maybe maybe, who's to say. I remember an ex
Speaker 1: girlfriend I to get a bit of a revenge back.
Speaker 1: It's on it. I got the car, I got her
Speaker 1: car and drove off the jetty.
Speaker 6: What what.
Speaker 1: I remember in an next relationship though? Leaving my bike
Speaker 1: was there?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I left my bike there and then we broke
Speaker 1: up and it was that awkward thing where do I
Speaker 1: go back and get my bike?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: And I never did?
Speaker 4: Oh why not?
Speaker 1: I just didn't have the gooners to go back and
Speaker 1: get there.
Speaker 4: You're so nice. You're like, yeah, I have my bike. Also,
Speaker 4: do you want my house enough we weren't married. That's okay,
Speaker 4: have it, you have it, just have it.
Speaker 1: Saying that sometimes I genuinely do wake up at nine
Speaker 1: think what happened to that sweet little BMX mongoose. I
Speaker 1: wonder where he is right now. And I wonder now,
Speaker 1: in terms of my relationship with my wife Kara, if
Speaker 1: we were to go our separate ways, and it'd be
Speaker 1: like a genuine custody as to who has to take
Speaker 1: the dog? Yes, because we've got this fifteen year old
Speaker 1: incontinent Maltese poodle who wheeze as she walks. I was like,
Speaker 1: I won the right not to take the dog.
Speaker 3: I can imagine you're sitting there with the lawyer going
Speaker 3: OI right in there, Kara gets Indiana.
Speaker 1: Indiana's whittling all over the papers. Full credit to crows
Speaker 1: out there. And I'm not talking about the football team.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about the bird in general. I'm going to
Speaker 1: whacky with some knowledge and I don't reckon.
Speaker 4: You knew, Joseph, Well, what have they done?
Speaker 1: One of the most intelligent birds on.
Speaker 4: The planet really because they look evil is the humble crow?
Speaker 1: They are genuinely evil. There's no doubt about that. It
Speaker 1: will peck your eyes when you're deceased. So if you're
Speaker 1: on the ground and you're still nice and fresh, they'll
Speaker 1: go for the ice.
Speaker 3: Well, can you come get me before a crow starts
Speaker 3: jacking my faith?
Speaker 1: There he is. Stop it sounds flat because your your
Speaker 1: eyeballs aren't that tasty.
Speaker 4: Stop it, I'm dead. Let me rest in peace, there
Speaker 4: he goes.
Speaker 1: So what about this? I've done a big study and
Speaker 1: intelligence some of these birds. Crows are right up the top.
Speaker 1: Crows not only hold grudges, but they tell their friends
Speaker 1: and family about them.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I know a few women like that.
Speaker 1: They're quite spiredful. You know what are they work in
Speaker 1: the media. They will remember your face and hold a
Speaker 1: grudge if you are mean to them, and they will
Speaker 1: even tell their friends and family.
Speaker 3: Yes, seriously, wait, how are they communicating this to the
Speaker 3: other crows?
Speaker 4: Is that a language when they go wow?
Speaker 3: Raw?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, they're like Jodie idy is it saying to each other?
Speaker 1: So they're extremely smart. We know that they also though,
Speaker 1: remember kindness, but clearly they just completely feed off gossip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, goodness me, what a little pack of cows, so
Speaker 3: to speak, unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I just love that it actually also extends to Adelaide
Speaker 1: Crowe's supporters as well, always remember things and just really
Speaker 1: really get upsets when they're hurt. The crows were rocked
Speaker 1: me classic brow.
Speaker 4: What the hork? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I love this little segments born through a shortage of
Speaker 1: forks in the workplace.
Speaker 3: In every free workplace kitchen you've ever been into, there
Speaker 3: is a shortage of forks. So we asked the question
Speaker 3: what the fork? What does that happen? But it can
Speaker 3: be expanded out to everything in everyday life that you
Speaker 3: look at and go, what the fork is that all about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? And usually it's led fearlessly and courageously about you, Joe.
Speaker 1: It's because you're just chock a block full of complaints.
Speaker 1: I'm going to hijack it this week if you don't mind. Really, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's do what the fork? The crazy pet owners?
Speaker 4: I resent that you should embrace.
Speaker 1: It because it's directly drilled at you. Okay, So let's
Speaker 1: just paint a scene here. Jody goes off to Melbourne,
Speaker 1: has an ass little weekend away watching a musical. Was
Speaker 1: it Sigon?
Speaker 3: It was miss Segone on Friday night watch the music.
Speaker 3: I took my daughter over there to see that. She
Speaker 3: loves all things dance and musicals. So yeah, we had
Speaker 3: a lovely weekend in Melbourne. But what comes with that
Speaker 3: is I get, I guess, buying some presents for the fair.
Speaker 4: Of course they didn't get to go away.
Speaker 1: So you've got the girls and then you've got the
Speaker 1: beautiful Greg. He needs a present as well. I'm not
Speaker 1: sure what tickles his fancy gin. And then we'll get
Speaker 1: it done. And if I was you, I just cap
Speaker 1: it there. But instead you thought, oh no, my toy
Speaker 1: kervoodle Sid. Yes, and don't get me started on a
Speaker 1: dog that's got toy in front of it.
Speaker 4: Stop it, stop it. They're the cutest dogs in the world.
Speaker 1: I'm not even sure that it's real. Oh wow, you
Speaker 1: just put batteries in its barm and just yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a little bit. You decided that this toykoodle. So Sid
Speaker 1: has such feelings that maybe she would become emotional if
Speaker 1: she didn't get a gift as well. So what did
Speaker 1: you do?
Speaker 3: I didn't want her to miss out, So we got
Speaker 3: to the airport and summer and I thought, well, we
Speaker 3: must get Sid something immediately, if not sooner to take
Speaker 3: back because we've been away for two nights.
Speaker 4: Sidneys us. Sid needed some sort of reward, right and
Speaker 4: what it said? Yet Sid's got a.
Speaker 3: I'm actually almost embarrassed now. Sid got a bacon flavored Frisbee.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you knew there was such a thing.
Speaker 1: So what's that seat? Back to three Bucks?
Speaker 4: Oh it's twenty nine, twenty.
Speaker 1: Nine dollars for a bacon flavored Frisbee.
Speaker 4: But she loves it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's absolutely all over it, doesn't She really
Speaker 1: really got right up in about when you gave it
Speaker 1: to her. She needs a new batteries.
Speaker 3: Stop saying, stop saying, my dog is battery operated.
Speaker 4: Thank you very much.
Speaker 1: You guys are crazy, crazy pet.
Speaker 4: She loves it. She can't get her mouth around.
Speaker 1: It, but exactly she can smell it. So that's the thing.
Speaker 1: You're not alone, though, in this particular team, certainly not.
Speaker 4: I need your help you.
Speaker 2: Thanks.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure who's worse, Jody or Abbi?
Speaker 4: All right, number one. I don't like your attitude.
Speaker 1: Yes that's fair.
Speaker 4: Look Jody, I don't know.
Speaker 5: Well, you've got four children, but for me, I don't
Speaker 5: have children.
Speaker 4: So Tank and Tory sage dogs. Yes, are my children.
Speaker 5: Yep, But I guess you could say, like for me,
Speaker 5: I only had Tank when I was living away, and
Speaker 5: so I decided, you know what, I think my dog
Speaker 5: needs a dog, right, like I think my dog needs
Speaker 5: a mate. So the only reason we got Tory is
Speaker 5: because I wanted Tank to have a friend. Yeah, so
Speaker 5: I didn't like him being home on his own.
Speaker 4: That's fair.
Speaker 3: I mean some people just turn on the telly when
Speaker 3: they go to work for you, do you boo?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: So two thousand, two hundred dollars later, here she and guess.
Speaker 1: What this is going to hurt? As toy of She's
Speaker 1: the biggest w A n K E R that you
Speaker 1: have ever met your life.
Speaker 4: She's horrendous.
Speaker 5: But then the dog sitter at the moment is sending
Speaker 5: me updates going, oh my god, she's like loving life
Speaker 5: and yeah, okay, she hates me but loves everyone else.
Speaker 4: Well, is Tory the one that hates men too? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, every time goes near this dog, it goes
Speaker 3: it goes like that goes off. And I did throw
Speaker 3: her birthday party a few weeks ago. Yeah, that's fine
Speaker 3: to see the first birthday party that's all good.
Speaker 4: God, I'm telling you we are not.
Speaker 3: Just because you don't like your little incontinent dog, Indiana,
Speaker 3: just because you're done with it doesn't mean other people aren't.
Speaker 1: You guys are alone in this world.
Speaker 4: No, we're not.
Speaker 3: Thirteen thirteen, twenty fourteen. You're over top pet owners. Please,
Speaker 3: we'd love to hear from you this morning. Are you
Speaker 3: an over the top pet parent?
Speaker 1: Give us an example. What over the top ridiculous things
Speaker 1: you do, whether it's toys, parties for Mitzvah's christenings, weddings,
Speaker 1: don't marry dog?
Speaker 7: Are you?
Speaker 3: Are you that person that calls yourself mum and dad
Speaker 3: to your dog? Doesn't have to be dogs, either can
Speaker 3: be cats. There's over the top cat owners out there.
Speaker 3: Don't you judge them. You spent two grand on a
Speaker 3: dog just to keep yours company.
Speaker 1: It's just that's angry.
Speaker 4: It's got to beck. Are you an over the top
Speaker 4: pet parent? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I might have just gone and bought another dog on
Speaker 1: Saturday to keep our other dog company.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's well done, except it's saying we've got a
Speaker 5: multi ship too, and then we've just bought a two
Speaker 5: hours So I'm not quote.
Speaker 7: Sure it's the right combination yet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let me guess, because the is doing a
Speaker 1: lot of this, we're so angry to.
Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 3: The other one is if you've got a ship to
Speaker 3: as well, that's just what your dog does.
Speaker 1: Because it's all over the place.
Speaker 7: Another one's been shitting everywhere.
Speaker 1: We're bearing off in a dangerous territory here.
Speaker 4: Oh, good on you, Beck.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Ashland because I don't trust
Speaker 3: Beck anymore.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Ashlyn, morning, good morning. Are you over the
Speaker 4: top pet parents?
Speaker 6: Yes? I am. I have two English Cocker spaniels and
Speaker 6: I started an Instagram and a top page book and
Speaker 6: they now have over fifty thousand followers.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, the handle Yeah, it's Herbert and Clover.
Speaker 6: So they get more pr packages than I've ever heard.
Speaker 6: This is getting about three packages a week. Them and
Speaker 6: I go to the post office to pick it up
Speaker 6: and they ask to see Herbert and Clover's ID. But
Speaker 6: they don't have anything.
Speaker 3: That's amazing, Ashly, can I ask what they do on
Speaker 3: TikTok her Bit and Clover? Are they doing like little
Speaker 3: dances to dozer cat?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 6: Usually, just like digging holes or eating tatpoo or driving
Speaker 6: me nuts, And then I think it's just that people
Speaker 6: find it relatable owning little terrists.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, people go mad for dogs on Instagram, very
Speaker 3: mad for it.
Speaker 1: Last time I was eating kat poo, I was like
Speaker 1: I wanted those other dogs.
Speaker 3: Oh, Ashland, thank you so much. Maddie, good morning, over
Speaker 3: the top pet.
Speaker 7: Parents, good morning. Yes, we have two sausage dogs and
Speaker 7: they get the whole treatment. So birthdays, Christmas is they
Speaker 7: sleep in the bed every night and sometimes they eat
Speaker 7: dinner with us at the kitchen table.
Speaker 5: At least I don't do that.
Speaker 1: That is amazing, mate, That is first class treatment. Has
Speaker 1: it always been like this or do they just get
Speaker 1: themselves all level where they're genuinely part of the family.
Speaker 4: No.
Speaker 7: I just if you think of dogs, you just can't.
Speaker 7: You just can't go past. And they give you those
Speaker 7: little eyes and they get anything they want.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean in the newsroom will attest to that.
Speaker 3: So I'm just trying to picture this. How do they
Speaker 3: sit at the kitchen table? Are they sitting on their body?
Speaker 7: No, they're very lanky, so you can imagine they're sitting
Speaker 7: on their bum, but their back can shoot them straight up.
Speaker 3: The chair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, please take a photo of that for us.
Speaker 7: Please, absolutely, they'll love it.
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you so much. Oh wow, we're perfectly normal.
Speaker 1: Good on you, Jody Nobe. It turns out you guys
Speaker 1: are its freaks out there right.
Speaker 4: Do you want to apologize to us?
Speaker 1: Please? I'm sorry. I'm sorry everybody. It turns out it's
Speaker 1: just us. Maybe it's just the fact that I've got
Speaker 1: a fifteen year old Maltese poodle who is so unbelievably
Speaker 1: and continent that's causing us stress.
Speaker 4: Yes, maybe it's that I had a little.
Speaker 1: Sausage dog in my life. Calmed Abby down, didn't it?
Speaker 4: I have too for sale?
Speaker 5: If you want, you tell me you put a.
Speaker 4: Time machine on this dazy We're on a wacky Wednesday.
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Speaker 1: Let's go back to the eighth of November nineteen sixty six.
Speaker 1: Gordon Ramsey. He was born in Scotland. Today's his fifty
Speaker 1: seventh birthday. The only man who can get away with
Speaker 1: grabbing someone a young, unsuspecting male or female and just
Speaker 1: sort of grab him between the ears and go you're
Speaker 1: a piezy. Everyone's like what I'm Gordon well done. Have
Speaker 1: times changed? Can Gordon still do that?
Speaker 4: Do you reckon? He came out of his mother's birth
Speaker 4: canal swearing.
Speaker 1: Samwich, Remember he did that? He put two bits of
Speaker 1: bread in between some turl's head and told her that
Speaker 1: she was a shit saund Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, wow, can you do that?
Speaker 1: Don't think you can. Nineteen sixty five. Days of Our
Speaker 1: Lives began on US television the daytime, so we began
Speaker 1: on Australian TV nineteen sixty eight and it's still running
Speaker 1: to this day.
Speaker 4: I used to watch that growing up religiously.
Speaker 3: Yep. Grew up with the likes of Marlane, Evans, Hope Williams,
Speaker 3: Sammy Brady, Victor curi Arcis.
Speaker 4: Remember Victor, he was the evilest man on.
Speaker 1: Television, all household names which we tried to live our lives?
Speaker 1: Who such are the days of our lives?
Speaker 3: Like SAMs for the hard Last night on the Days
Speaker 3: of Our Lives.
Speaker 1: Twenty eighteen, Joe Anne Connor from Brisbane watched the film
Speaker 1: by Him and You Raapsi for the first time in Australia.
Speaker 1: She ended up watching the movie at the cinema one
Speaker 1: hundred and eight times with no snacks and entered the
Speaker 1: Guinness Book of World Records for the most cinema productions attender.
Speaker 3: God, I went to the Taylor swift Eras Tour movie
Speaker 3: on the weekend. That felt like one hundred and seventy
Speaker 3: eight hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's long. Watched that another one hundred and seven times.
Speaker 4: See how you wouldn't I thought?
Speaker 1: Wow? No one saw on November eight in twenty thirteen
Speaker 1: via a very very fresh faced Kiwi, which we absolutely
Speaker 1: found with Lord Royals.
Speaker 3: Diamond Style is not something that will be involved in
Speaker 3: what I'm about to talk about because it's the co
Speaker 3: lab that we never saw coming. And to be brutal,
Speaker 3: not sure we wanted you ready for this McDonald's and Crocs.
Speaker 1: Like this, do you know what? Oh my gosh, Crocs
Speaker 1: have made a serious comeback.
Speaker 4: What do you mean comeback? They were never actually in
Speaker 4: to begin with.
Speaker 1: They're genuinely the youth. The youth is starting to get
Speaker 1: around Crocs.
Speaker 3: Okay, so the brand mash up will combine Crocs complete
Speaker 3: with a line of shoes and those gibbits.
Speaker 4: Charms is that what they're called gibbets charms.
Speaker 3: Gimbets gibbets sounds like giblets out of your chicken, doesn't
Speaker 3: it with Macas loyalists, So they're combining and it includes
Speaker 3: the Grimmace Crocs, cozy sandals, Hamburglar classic clog and the
Speaker 3: classic Macas Crocs clog including chicken nuggets, fries and big
Speaker 3: mac gibbets charms.
Speaker 4: What do you think about that?
Speaker 1: I think this is a beautiful opportunity for comfort and
Speaker 1: fashion to meet.
Speaker 4: So it's just got to thinking.
Speaker 3: You and I were sort of thinking about this your
Speaker 3: maccas inspired shoes. So what we're going to do here
Speaker 3: is come up with some punny puns. Let's mash up
Speaker 3: types of shoes with the Maca's menu.
Speaker 1: Please get involve the send it's a text for double
Speaker 1: nine one nine nine on nine. Look, you consider yourself
Speaker 1: quite punny, so warning you kick us off?
Speaker 4: Okay? Can I go for it? All right? What about
Speaker 4: a mhavy meal? Thanks for explaining, Thanks for man's blating.
Speaker 1: My part, No problems at all. Get what how about
Speaker 1: some air Force buns?
Speaker 4: What about? What about?
Speaker 3: What about an egg and bacon? Doc Martin? I don't
Speaker 3: get it, muffin, Doc Martin.
Speaker 1: Wow, collectively running homes like what about Converse fright tops?
Speaker 1: That works? Yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4: What about what about?
Speaker 3: What about a quarter puma?
Speaker 1: What about mcburger stocks stocks?
Speaker 3: Oh stop, it's.
Speaker 4: Fantastic, all right, We've brought the king in.
Speaker 1: That's it, josh us fools who are having a little
Speaker 1: crack at that. Let's get the absolute pun Emperor, get the.
Speaker 4: Guru in, shall we?
Speaker 3: All right? Can we?
Speaker 1: Guy?
Speaker 4: Josh?
Speaker 1: He just takes it to the next level and really
Speaker 1: really get excited when we talk all things punts.
Speaker 4: He's promised it.
Speaker 1: What we got. I got something for you, the stiletto
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