WEBVTT - TEXT FOR TAY TAY | Win Tickets To See Taylor Swift 👄 ❤️ 🎟 0:00:01.600 --> 0:00:07.440 Get you the morning, every dayDay, Adelaide, Welcome to the 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:09.520 podcast and look, let's just get straight to the point. 0:00:09.520 --> 0:00:12.280 If you're a Tata Swift fan and oh surprise you are, 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.160 well we launched this today and my very goodness, it's 0:00:16.200 --> 0:00:17.040 exciting the. 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:20.200 World's biggest pop star is returning to our shows, Ellie 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:39.880 next year he's Taylor Swift over nine one nine Text 0:00:40.000 --> 0:00:40.760 for Taite. 0:00:41.200 --> 0:00:43.520 How awful would it be going to see Tata Swift 0:00:43.520 --> 0:00:46.960 with your bestie in Melbourne fltscommodation everything paid for for 0:00:46.600 --> 0:00:47.760 the errors tour. 0:00:47.800 --> 0:00:49.480 Can you imagine flying over and going I haven't paid 0:00:49.479 --> 0:00:53.000 for these and then stay at your accommodation and beautiful hotel. 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:55.800 Going I didn't have to pay for this either, No thanks. 0:00:55.760 --> 0:00:57.640 Am I genuinely going to have to buy myself a 0:00:57.680 --> 0:00:58.760 coffee that sort of vibe. 0:00:58.920 --> 0:01:03.080 Wow, that's what's up for grabs. Text for Tata it's 0:01:03.080 --> 0:01:04.280 just going to send us through a text with the 0:01:04.280 --> 0:01:08.600 co word. The code word is style. A few texts 0:01:08.600 --> 0:01:11.679 coming through as well as the official launched co word 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:12.800 on Wednesday. 0:01:13.040 --> 0:01:16.920 Stop stop that easy text line for double nine nine 0:01:16.959 --> 0:01:20.240 nine one nine, Get involved, go see Tata's work. 0:01:20.360 --> 0:01:24.160 You're waking up to Adelaide breaking news. 0:01:24.240 --> 0:01:28.160 What's the news today, snooze news. 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:30.000 Yes, the news that you are waking up to on 0:01:30.040 --> 0:01:35.240 this Wednesday morning. So the school strike will go ahead tomorrow. 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:38.199 So the Education Union claim that you twelve exams won't 0:01:38.200 --> 0:01:38.720 be affected. 0:01:38.760 --> 0:01:40.759 I guess there's a modified program. 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:43.360 Their argument is, well, they're only supervised by one or 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:45.440 two teachers anyway, so it's not going to have a 0:01:45.480 --> 0:01:48.320 major impact. A big protest planned again on the steps 0:01:48.360 --> 0:01:51.840 of Parliament Parliament at around eleven thirty. It's interesting on 0:01:51.880 --> 0:01:54.720 Hazey eighty three percent of union members voted to strike, 0:01:55.440 --> 0:01:57.680 but they do so with pay, so it would be 0:01:57.720 --> 0:01:59.880 interesting to see how many teachers turned out without pay. 0:02:00.040 --> 0:02:02.360 But teachers no better than me on this one, so 0:02:02.680 --> 0:02:05.320 full double o nine nine, one nine or thirteen twenty 0:02:05.320 --> 0:02:05.640 four ten. 0:02:05.680 --> 0:02:07.760 We'd love to hear your feedback. A lot of your 0:02:07.800 --> 0:02:09.600 twelve parents, I can imagine. 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:11.840 Would just be a bit like, oh, how much is 0:02:11.880 --> 0:02:13.000 this going to impact my kid? 0:02:13.040 --> 0:02:14.080 Which is a fair enough. 0:02:13.960 --> 0:02:16.320 Question if time has never convenient times to do it, 0:02:16.400 --> 0:02:18.200 unless it's throw on the gas of the holidays. But no, 0:02:18.520 --> 0:02:21.000 I love a Paige strike. Good. 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:24.800 Have you ever been on a paid stroke? 0:02:24.960 --> 0:02:26.760 I feel like every time I'm like I'm going on strike, 0:02:26.800 --> 0:02:28.760 They're like, how about you leave and never come back. 0:02:30.880 --> 0:02:32.000 I don't have the fair one thought. 0:02:32.040 --> 0:02:34.639 I did Jesus set back fire, didn't I You're rock 0:02:34.720 --> 0:02:36.799 up on Thursday and I'll be like, you're a teacher. 0:02:37.000 --> 0:02:38.680 Nah nah. 0:02:38.400 --> 0:02:40.080 Here you're doing. 0:02:42.200 --> 0:02:43.280 Morning abs morning. 0:02:43.760 --> 0:02:46.320 So not good news if your boss Josh or producer 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.600 Emily and you're with Optis, because there's a big outage 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:52.280 across the country, so more than ten million people are 0:02:52.600 --> 0:02:56.160 ten million people are currently affected. Optus are saying that 0:02:56.200 --> 0:02:58.680 they're trying to restore it obviously as quickly as they can, 0:02:58.800 --> 0:03:02.800 but there's been no updates yet. So yeah, services you 0:03:02.880 --> 0:03:04.760 all phones are saying s O s and you know, 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:06.000 text calls into there. 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:07.880 All of that is effects. All of it's down. All 0:03:07.919 --> 0:03:08.480 of it's down. 0:03:08.560 --> 0:03:12.040 How will produce them ever cope? Without following The Crows f. 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:16.640 W on training today for their final on Saturday, you're 0:03:16.680 --> 0:03:17.240 going to be okay. 0:03:17.680 --> 0:03:19.959 Wi Fi still works. 0:03:20.360 --> 0:03:21.040 Goodness for that. 0:03:21.600 --> 0:03:23.519 Wi Fi is still working, so you can get messaged 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:25.680 over that. Bad news though if you lived in Melbourne, 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:29.720 because some of their train services rely on Optus to run, 0:03:29.760 --> 0:03:31.040 so there were metro outages. 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:33.280 But they're back up and running down. Oh yeah, it's good. 0:03:33.280 --> 0:03:36.040 Excuse to be late for work though, excuse to not 0:03:36.080 --> 0:03:38.760 live in Melbourne the first time there's time that you 0:03:38.840 --> 0:03:39.880 bragged that you're with Optis. 0:03:41.960 --> 0:03:44.080 Yeah, sorry, I made for work Optus. 0:03:44.400 --> 0:03:45.200 Yeah, am I right? 0:03:45.240 --> 0:03:47.000 Don't you drive a car? Yeah? Bloody opt. 0:03:51.200 --> 0:03:51.720 Oh my god. 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.880 The cricket last night. So I went into this contest 0:03:55.880 --> 0:03:58.960 against Afghanistan as of his favorites, as he did. But 0:03:59.000 --> 0:04:01.880 then Steve Smith is a out with vertigo like symptoms. 0:04:02.360 --> 0:04:03.600 Vertigo sucks, by the way. 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:04.200 Have you had that? 0:04:04.440 --> 0:04:05.760 No, but my wife has had it. 0:04:05.800 --> 0:04:07.240 Oh yeah, she did when she was pregnant. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.760 She did when she was pregnant, mixing that with a 0:04:09.760 --> 0:04:12.320 bit of morning sickness as well. She described it as 0:04:12.440 --> 0:04:14.640 the worst hangover that you've ever had in your life. 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:15.080 Yeah. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:16.080 Twenty four hours a day. 0:04:16.200 --> 0:04:18.520 Oh yeah, twenty people waking up with that this morning. 0:04:18.600 --> 0:04:21.720 Oh wow, but it's gonna subside over after maybe three 0:04:21.800 --> 0:04:24.720 or four hours. Yeah, vertigo is just horrible anyway, No, 0:04:24.839 --> 0:04:27.320 Steve Smith, Afghanistan I put on five for two hundred 0:04:27.320 --> 0:04:30.760 and ninety one. Australia finished seven for two hundred and 0:04:30.800 --> 0:04:34.279 ninety three at one stage, though Chasing Theses was seven 0:04:34.320 --> 0:04:38.000 for ninety one and then Boom the Big Show Glenn 0:04:38.040 --> 0:04:40.440 Maxwell two hundred and one, including six off the last 0:04:40.440 --> 0:04:43.160 ball of one hundred and twenty eight, so they've sealed 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:45.919 a spot in the semifinals. They're described in Glenn Maxwell's 0:04:45.920 --> 0:04:48.440 innings as one of the greatest of all time. Amazing, 0:04:48.560 --> 0:04:49.719 all hail the Big Show. 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:53.479 Yeah, how many did our little strikers? Boy Rashid can't take. 0:04:53.480 --> 0:04:59.080 A jeez, it's irrelevant. We don't like Rashid And unless 0:04:59.080 --> 0:05:04.120 he's wearing blue stands blue, unless he's wearing a certain 0:05:04.160 --> 0:05:05.600 shade of blue striker blue. 0:05:05.720 --> 0:05:06.600 Yeah, exactly right. 0:05:06.640 --> 0:05:09.080 Wow, I'm going to guess that Hazy didn't look at 0:05:09.120 --> 0:05:10.680 that and that's why he doesn't care. 0:05:10.800 --> 0:05:11.719 Yeah, that's correct. 0:05:11.800 --> 0:05:15.280 I reckon we would have got away that too. Hager's a 0:05:15.320 --> 0:05:16.440 question without notice. 0:05:17.680 --> 0:05:22.080 Sorry, sorry, I'll just google it myself. No problem. Good stuff, then, Maxwell, 0:05:22.120 --> 0:05:24.280 how good though? Yeah, it can be a little unpredictable. 0:05:24.560 --> 0:05:26.400 Absolutely freak Well, that's the thing. I mean, maybe next 0:05:26.400 --> 0:05:28.320 innings you'll probably go out and try and reverse sweep 0:05:28.320 --> 0:05:30.080 off the first ball and get a golden dark. But hey, 0:05:30.360 --> 0:05:32.120 who's to say, that's what comes with the golden with 0:05:32.160 --> 0:05:32.599 the big Show. 0:05:32.839 --> 0:05:34.760 Sorry, I don't want to ask another question without notice? 0:05:34.760 --> 0:05:37.200 But what next for the Aussies you're going to I'm. 0:05:37.080 --> 0:05:38.040 Sorry on the floor. 0:05:39.560 --> 0:05:41.520 What if you can book your hotel now and choose 0:05:41.560 --> 0:05:42.599 to pay when you get there? 0:05:42.680 --> 0:05:45.680 With thousands of flexible booking options in select days, you're 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.800 only what if away from your next holiday? 0:05:47.960 --> 0:05:50.600 Book on the what if? 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We went to the. 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.480 Groundsman down in the train station. 0:06:27.960 --> 0:06:29.479 Yeah, good down there. 0:06:30.040 --> 0:06:31.680 Yeah, we enjoyed it, and then we just ended up 0:06:31.680 --> 0:06:32.279 at the casino. 0:06:33.560 --> 0:06:35.640 It makes sense, right, and. 0:06:35.560 --> 0:06:36.880 So did we end up in the black or in 0:06:36.920 --> 0:06:40.320 the red. Yesterday we lost big time. 0:06:40.560 --> 0:06:43.039 Okay, well this is where you need to recoup some 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.239 loss losses here, okay. 0:06:45.480 --> 0:06:46.240 Question number one. 0:06:46.320 --> 0:06:50.919 October Fest in Germany is celebrated with what beverage beer? 0:06:51.720 --> 0:06:56.919 Yes, ubers for you yesterday, Anastasia? 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:03.520 Yes, yes, yes, all right. 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You should know this 0:07:38.000 --> 0:07:42.640 year at the casino, the perfect. 0:07:42.280 --> 0:07:45.920 One for the job. All right? I need a letter 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:49.240 between A and C please. Okay, let's go with a 0:07:49.240 --> 0:07:51.960 A and a number between two and six. 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:59.040 Let's go two A two like the milky. 0:07:58.800 --> 0:08:01.160 Ye served in the Say gooday, have a lata and 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:02.520 stay for an a cafe. 0:08:03.080 --> 0:08:10.120 Quite expensive charge for four dollars, Anastasia. 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It's all. 0:08:48.120 --> 0:08:48.960 They're fun for all. 0:08:48.840 --> 0:08:52.280 Wages, beautiful ills that onto him. 0:08:53.600 --> 0:08:55.240 Nice right now? 0:08:55.240 --> 0:09:01.240 Stay away from the cast today, police. 0:08:59.520 --> 0:09:02.480 Good on your stated the casino. 0:09:03.280 --> 0:09:05.520 What a special spot it would have been last night? 0:09:06.200 --> 0:09:07.600 Sometimes had by all. 0:09:09.120 --> 0:09:12.000 Let's talk breakups. That's fun. It's fun for a Wednesday, 0:09:12.040 --> 0:09:12.360 isn't it. 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:14.520 Oh yeah, I mean, way to bring the mood down. 0:09:14.559 --> 0:09:16.079 I was up and about about the weather next week. 0:09:16.120 --> 0:09:17.440 But whatever, it's okay. 0:09:17.640 --> 0:09:19.680 I've had this for a headline. Chicago man bought a 0:09:19.720 --> 0:09:21.880 car for six hundred dollars in his ex girlfriend's name, 0:09:22.320 --> 0:09:24.960 then parked it at the airport to rack up parking 0:09:24.960 --> 0:09:30.160 tickets totaling one hundred thousand dollars. That's what it's all about, 0:09:30.200 --> 0:09:32.960 ladies and gentlemen, because you might as well go out 0:09:32.960 --> 0:09:33.160 with it. 0:09:33.440 --> 0:09:36.439 Oh my god, if you are that bitter and hell 0:09:36.480 --> 0:09:39.080 bent on revenge, I almost applaud you. 0:09:40.559 --> 0:09:41.000 That was you. 0:09:41.200 --> 0:09:47.080 A little roundom applause from Joe World on Brandon. Back 0:09:47.080 --> 0:09:51.599 in twenty twelve, Brandon Prouvo left his girlfriend Jennifer Fitzgerald 0:09:51.760 --> 0:09:54.760 Fitzi over six hundred and seventy eight parking tickets, totally 0:09:54.760 --> 0:09:57.400 and whopping one hundred and five seven hundred and sixty 0:09:57.440 --> 0:10:01.280 one dollars. The City of Chicago Go the Bulls decided 0:10:01.360 --> 0:10:04.439 to waive one hundred thousand dollars in ticket fines for Fitsie, 0:10:04.679 --> 0:10:07.480 resulting in the remaining balance of four hundred and seventy 0:10:07.760 --> 0:10:10.840 Provoh big bad. Brandon is responsible for the initial sixteen 0:10:10.920 --> 0:10:13.880 hundred dollars down payment. Well, FITZI will make monthly payments 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.240 of seventy eight dollars until the fine is settled, so 0:10:16.280 --> 0:10:17.520 she's still got to pay something. 0:10:17.559 --> 0:10:18.120 Do you know what? 0:10:18.200 --> 0:10:21.360 The fun part about parking fines is too, Like sometimes 0:10:21.400 --> 0:10:22.720 you think, oh, they'll just forget about that. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.440 Oh oh does that bad boy roll over? 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:29.079 Oh my gosh. Parking fines are like elephants. Yes, they 0:10:29.160 --> 0:10:31.840 never feed, never ever forget. 0:10:32.200 --> 0:10:34.240 Next time I see a parking front of my dashboard, 0:10:34.280 --> 0:10:36.640 I'm just going to hear this sound effect in my head. 0:10:37.280 --> 0:10:40.360 It should that should remind you, and they grow as well, 0:10:40.920 --> 0:10:43.480 Like maybe it'll just disappear of a sudden. It's grown 0:10:43.640 --> 0:10:44.959 like a genuine trunk. 0:10:45.200 --> 0:10:47.079 Maybe I was going to state it itself. Maybe that's 0:10:47.120 --> 0:10:48.199 another part of the elephant. 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:52.640 Yeah, maybe maybe, who's to say. I remember an ex 0:10:52.760 --> 0:10:55.760 girlfriend I to get a bit of a revenge back. 0:10:55.800 --> 0:10:57.679 It's on it. I got the car, I got her 0:10:57.720 --> 0:10:58.840 car and drove off the jetty. 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:00.280 What what. 0:11:03.640 --> 0:11:06.120 I remember in an next relationship though? Leaving my bike 0:11:06.240 --> 0:11:06.520 was there? 0:11:06.679 --> 0:11:06.920 Yeah? 0:11:07.000 --> 0:11:09.240 So I left my bike there and then we broke 0:11:09.320 --> 0:11:10.800 up and it was that awkward thing where do I 0:11:10.880 --> 0:11:11.720 go back and get my bike? 0:11:11.800 --> 0:11:12.079 Yeah? 0:11:12.120 --> 0:11:12.840 And I never did? 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:13.520 Oh why not? 0:11:13.720 --> 0:11:15.680 I just didn't have the gooners to go back and 0:11:15.679 --> 0:11:16.000 get there. 0:11:16.040 --> 0:11:18.720 You're so nice. You're like, yeah, I have my bike. Also, 0:11:18.760 --> 0:11:22.800 do you want my house enough we weren't married. That's okay, 0:11:23.080 --> 0:11:25.000 have it, you have it, just have it. 0:11:25.280 --> 0:11:27.760 Saying that sometimes I genuinely do wake up at nine 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:31.760 think what happened to that sweet little BMX mongoose. I 0:11:31.800 --> 0:11:33.959 wonder where he is right now. And I wonder now, 0:11:34.120 --> 0:11:37.040 in terms of my relationship with my wife Kara, if 0:11:37.040 --> 0:11:39.000 we were to go our separate ways, and it'd be 0:11:39.040 --> 0:11:42.640 like a genuine custody as to who has to take 0:11:42.679 --> 0:11:45.120 the dog? Yes, because we've got this fifteen year old 0:11:45.440 --> 0:11:49.480 incontinent Maltese poodle who wheeze as she walks. I was like, 0:11:49.600 --> 0:11:52.160 I won the right not to take the dog. 0:11:53.960 --> 0:11:55.920 I can imagine you're sitting there with the lawyer going 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:59.760 OI right in there, Kara gets Indiana. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:04.200 Indiana's whittling all over the papers. Full credit to crows 0:12:04.240 --> 0:12:06.640 out there. And I'm not talking about the football team. 0:12:06.800 --> 0:12:09.320 I'm talking about the bird in general. I'm going to 0:12:09.320 --> 0:12:11.080 whacky with some knowledge and I don't reckon. 0:12:10.880 --> 0:12:12.760 You knew, Joseph, Well, what have they done? 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:15.120 One of the most intelligent birds on. 0:12:15.040 --> 0:12:17.880 The planet really because they look evil is the humble crow? 0:12:18.280 --> 0:12:22.000 They are genuinely evil. There's no doubt about that. It 0:12:22.040 --> 0:12:24.640 will peck your eyes when you're deceased. So if you're 0:12:24.679 --> 0:12:27.200 on the ground and you're still nice and fresh, they'll 0:12:27.240 --> 0:12:27.800 go for the ice. 0:12:27.920 --> 0:12:30.120 Well, can you come get me before a crow starts 0:12:30.200 --> 0:12:30.920 jacking my faith? 0:12:31.120 --> 0:12:35.120 There he is. Stop it sounds flat because your your 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:36.360 eyeballs aren't that tasty. 0:12:36.600 --> 0:12:39.959 Stop it, I'm dead. Let me rest in peace, there 0:12:40.040 --> 0:12:40.360 he goes. 0:12:41.600 --> 0:12:43.599 So what about this? I've done a big study and 0:12:43.720 --> 0:12:47.320 intelligence some of these birds. Crows are right up the top. 0:12:47.440 --> 0:12:50.600 Crows not only hold grudges, but they tell their friends 0:12:50.760 --> 0:12:51.920 and family about them. 0:12:51.960 --> 0:12:53.520 Oh my god, I know a few women like that. 0:12:53.720 --> 0:12:56.240 They're quite spiredful. You know what are they work in 0:12:56.280 --> 0:13:01.840 the media. They will remember your face and hold a 0:13:01.880 --> 0:13:04.120 grudge if you are mean to them, and they will 0:13:04.160 --> 0:13:06.280 even tell their friends and family. 0:13:07.160 --> 0:13:12.560 Yes, seriously, wait, how are they communicating this to the 0:13:12.559 --> 0:13:13.679 other crows? 0:13:13.800 --> 0:13:15.440 Is that a language when they go wow? 0:13:15.600 --> 0:13:15.800 Raw? 0:13:16.040 --> 0:13:23.640 Absolutely, they're like Jodie idy is it saying to each other? 0:13:24.080 --> 0:13:26.320 So they're extremely smart. We know that they also though, 0:13:26.520 --> 0:13:30.920 remember kindness, but clearly they just completely feed off gossip. 0:13:31.120 --> 0:13:34.760 Yeah, goodness me, what a little pack of cows, so 0:13:34.840 --> 0:13:36.120 to speak, unbelievable. 0:13:36.480 --> 0:13:39.480 I just love that it actually also extends to Adelaide 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:44.920 Crowe's supporters as well, always remember things and just really 0:13:44.920 --> 0:13:48.160 really get upsets when they're hurt. The crows were rocked 0:13:51.520 --> 0:13:54.839 me classic brow. 0:13:56.840 --> 0:14:01.200 What the hork? Yeah? 0:14:01.200 --> 0:14:04.400 I love this little segments born through a shortage of 0:14:04.880 --> 0:14:05.880 forks in the workplace. 0:14:06.000 --> 0:14:09.480 In every free workplace kitchen you've ever been into, there 0:14:09.559 --> 0:14:12.120 is a shortage of forks. So we asked the question 0:14:12.200 --> 0:14:14.240 what the fork? What does that happen? But it can 0:14:14.280 --> 0:14:17.080 be expanded out to everything in everyday life that you 0:14:17.200 --> 0:14:20.040 look at and go, what the fork is that all about? 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:23.240 Yeah? And usually it's led fearlessly and courageously about you, Joe. 0:14:23.240 --> 0:14:25.520 It's because you're just chock a block full of complaints. 0:14:27.840 --> 0:14:30.560 I'm going to hijack it this week if you don't mind. Really, yeah, 0:14:30.720 --> 0:14:33.520 let's do what the fork? The crazy pet owners? 0:14:34.360 --> 0:14:37.200 I resent that you should embrace. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:41.080 It because it's directly drilled at you. Okay, So let's 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:44.040 just paint a scene here. Jody goes off to Melbourne, 0:14:44.120 --> 0:14:46.880 has an ass little weekend away watching a musical. Was 0:14:46.920 --> 0:14:47.840 it Sigon? 0:14:47.960 --> 0:14:50.120 It was miss Segone on Friday night watch the music. 0:14:50.240 --> 0:14:52.360 I took my daughter over there to see that. She 0:14:52.440 --> 0:14:54.960 loves all things dance and musicals. So yeah, we had 0:14:55.000 --> 0:14:57.600 a lovely weekend in Melbourne. But what comes with that 0:14:57.720 --> 0:14:59.960 is I get, I guess, buying some presents for the fair. 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.960 Of course they didn't get to go away. 0:15:02.080 --> 0:15:04.840 So you've got the girls and then you've got the 0:15:04.840 --> 0:15:06.960 beautiful Greg. He needs a present as well. I'm not 0:15:06.960 --> 0:15:11.320 sure what tickles his fancy gin. And then we'll get 0:15:11.320 --> 0:15:12.920 it done. And if I was you, I just cap 0:15:12.960 --> 0:15:16.240 it there. But instead you thought, oh no, my toy 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.400 kervoodle Sid. Yes, and don't get me started on a 0:15:19.400 --> 0:15:20.560 dog that's got toy in front of it. 0:15:20.680 --> 0:15:23.880 Stop it, stop it. They're the cutest dogs in the world. 0:15:23.880 --> 0:15:27.040 I'm not even sure that it's real. Oh wow, you 0:15:27.120 --> 0:15:29.600 just put batteries in its barm and just yeah, it's 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:33.960 a little bit. You decided that this toykoodle. So Sid 0:15:34.040 --> 0:15:37.680 has such feelings that maybe she would become emotional if 0:15:37.720 --> 0:15:39.200 she didn't get a gift as well. So what did 0:15:39.200 --> 0:15:39.400 you do? 0:15:39.520 --> 0:15:41.560 I didn't want her to miss out, So we got 0:15:41.600 --> 0:15:44.440 to the airport and summer and I thought, well, we 0:15:44.520 --> 0:15:47.200 must get Sid something immediately, if not sooner to take 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:49.240 back because we've been away for two nights. 0:15:49.400 --> 0:15:52.640 Sidneys us. Sid needed some sort of reward, right and 0:15:52.640 --> 0:15:55.240 what it said? Yet Sid's got a. 0:15:58.520 --> 0:16:04.000 I'm actually almost embarrassed now. Sid got a bacon flavored Frisbee. 0:16:04.080 --> 0:16:06.360 Oh my god, you knew there was such a thing. 0:16:06.720 --> 0:16:08.440 So what's that seat? Back to three Bucks? 0:16:08.800 --> 0:16:10.440 Oh it's twenty nine, twenty. 0:16:10.240 --> 0:16:13.520 Nine dollars for a bacon flavored Frisbee. 0:16:13.560 --> 0:16:14.360 But she loves it. 0:16:14.480 --> 0:16:18.360 Oh yeah, she's absolutely all over it, doesn't She really 0:16:18.400 --> 0:16:20.320 really got right up in about when you gave it 0:16:20.360 --> 0:16:24.560 to her. She needs a new batteries. 0:16:25.560 --> 0:16:29.119 Stop saying, stop saying, my dog is battery operated. 0:16:29.360 --> 0:16:30.160 Thank you very much. 0:16:30.240 --> 0:16:32.320 You guys are crazy, crazy pet. 0:16:32.480 --> 0:16:34.200 She loves it. She can't get her mouth around. 0:16:33.920 --> 0:16:37.360 It, but exactly she can smell it. So that's the thing. 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:40.600 You're not alone, though, in this particular team, certainly not. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:41.320 I need your help you. 0:16:41.720 --> 0:16:41.960 Thanks. 0:16:43.480 --> 0:16:45.200 I'm not sure who's worse, Jody or Abbi? 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:47.480 All right, number one. I don't like your attitude. 0:16:47.560 --> 0:16:52.280 Yes that's fair. 0:16:52.720 --> 0:16:54.200 Look Jody, I don't know. 0:16:54.320 --> 0:16:57.600 Well, you've got four children, but for me, I don't 0:16:57.600 --> 0:16:58.160 have children. 0:16:58.520 --> 0:17:02.160 So Tank and Tory sage dogs. Yes, are my children. 0:17:02.280 --> 0:17:04.800 Yep, But I guess you could say, like for me, 0:17:04.920 --> 0:17:07.960 I only had Tank when I was living away, and 0:17:08.000 --> 0:17:10.400 so I decided, you know what, I think my dog 0:17:10.480 --> 0:17:12.720 needs a dog, right, like I think my dog needs 0:17:12.720 --> 0:17:16.159 a mate. So the only reason we got Tory is 0:17:16.200 --> 0:17:18.919 because I wanted Tank to have a friend. Yeah, so 0:17:18.920 --> 0:17:20.400 I didn't like him being home on his own. 0:17:20.720 --> 0:17:21.480 That's fair. 0:17:21.720 --> 0:17:23.359 I mean some people just turn on the telly when 0:17:23.400 --> 0:17:25.480 they go to work for you, do you boo? 0:17:25.640 --> 0:17:25.840 Yeah? 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:31.240 So two thousand, two hundred dollars later, here she and guess. 0:17:31.000 --> 0:17:34.720 What this is going to hurt? As toy of She's 0:17:34.840 --> 0:17:37.520 the biggest w A n K E R that you 0:17:37.640 --> 0:17:38.880 have ever met your life. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:40.040 She's horrendous. 0:17:40.040 --> 0:17:41.800 But then the dog sitter at the moment is sending 0:17:41.800 --> 0:17:44.119 me updates going, oh my god, she's like loving life 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:46.880 and yeah, okay, she hates me but loves everyone else. 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:49.520 Well, is Tory the one that hates men too? Yeah? 0:17:49.640 --> 0:17:52.680 Yeah, okay, every time goes near this dog, it goes 0:17:52.760 --> 0:18:00.240 it goes like that goes off. And I did throw 0:18:00.280 --> 0:18:03.000 her birthday party a few weeks ago. Yeah, that's fine 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:04.800 to see the first birthday party that's all good. 0:18:05.480 --> 0:18:07.119 God, I'm telling you we are not. 0:18:07.280 --> 0:18:10.840 Just because you don't like your little incontinent dog, Indiana, 0:18:11.000 --> 0:18:13.640