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Speaker 2: Is great to be with you guys at the end

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Speaker 3: It's been a pretty tough week and they've obviously got

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Speaker 4: I mean, you know we battle away, is that we whipper?

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Speaker 5: You know you're right, Cartos, I've been doing the heavy

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Speaker 3: I put it to you, guys, that's been a long

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Speaker 1: The old spicy cough has caught up with me.

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Speaker 5: I just can I jump in and just Carlos back

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Speaker 5: to the event. We're at the fundraiser on behalf of

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Speaker 3: Well, you know, these things they come at you at

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Speaker 3: these events, and you know, like you guys, I host

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Speaker 4: In fact, it's the first time I've ever won.

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Speaker 3: And I didn't, you know, I wasn't anticipating winning a

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Speaker 4: So you know, when I got that, I was, I

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Speaker 4: And then I said it could have been worse. It

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Speaker 3: You could have bought a stuffed horse like we did

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Speaker 4: But I would have preferred the stuffed horse.

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Speaker 5: I mean the stuff horse had the horse's lyrics painted on.

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Speaker 5: It's a full size horse. And also Daryl Braithwaite, the

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Speaker 5: dag bag, had signed it, which was who wants that?

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Speaker 5: Everybody wants that. And I got an email yesterday from

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Speaker 5: Daphne who works here, asking for my address, and I said, yeah,

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Speaker 5: Level five point thirty three Saunder Street, pimont here at Nova.

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Speaker 5: Don't send the horse home. I don't want my wife

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Speaker 4: Can I say something? I think?

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Speaker 3: I think that I've got to buy for it. I've

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Speaker 4: So we're going to hop it off at ten fifteen.

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Speaker 4: I don't have to take my cut out of it,

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Speaker 4: but well spent.

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Speaker 5: Take my account out of all yours. Outstanding work, mate,

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Speaker 5: I'm so glad your wife is happy as well.

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Speaker 1: Hey Carlos, Carlos, while we've got you as well, I

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Speaker 1: just want to ask you what your relationship because mate,

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Speaker 1: we've had him on our show for the last few weeks.

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Speaker 1: We have fallen in love with Dion. He did traffic

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Speaker 4: So he was mates with Jasmine, like years and years ago.

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Speaker 3: They met in La I think it was he is

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Speaker 3: a mad dude. I love him, but he is mad

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Speaker 6: Hours days after and he showed up to the wedding

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Speaker 1: This is great, This is great, al right, while you're

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Speaker 1: on fire. While you're on fire, carl Steven Ovig gets

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Speaker 1: Now do you want to go first? What are you

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Speaker 3: I think we should lead off because you know, I've

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Speaker 2: Okay, I'm ready to go.

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Speaker 5: Carlos will do it after this.

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Speaker 1: It fits in Karl Stefanovic. He's here for wrap up

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Speaker 1: of the way.

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Speaker 4: I love it when you're rapping that on Friday.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how.

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Speaker 3: Much tap we way on a buffy.

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Speaker 5: All right, Carlos, So you're ready for me to wrap

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Speaker 5: first and really bring it? Is that right?

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Speaker 4: Don't big guy?

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Speaker 3: No fire enough?

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Speaker 5: When I've got this?

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Speaker 1: This is your favorite. This is Will Smith djjz JEF.

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Speaker 5: Love Will Smith. You're edy to go, Guys, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: knock this out of the park.

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Speaker 4: Bring your pick.

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Speaker 5: I must have missed sunrise, but welcome today where Carl

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Speaker 5: wakes you up with a smile and a hey, I

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Speaker 5: don't watch the show. We're on air at the same time,

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Speaker 5: but I always rewatch Koshie after nine. Carl, let me

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Speaker 5: keep your audience, you've got to pack a punch. It's

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Speaker 5: a bit like you at a long Friday lunch I had.

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Speaker 5: You're the Ellen of nine with your big contract, and

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Speaker 5: also you yell at stuff and say no eye contact.

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Speaker 5: You've been sticking to your diet. Clearly not a cheetah.

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Speaker 5: Oh wait, I was just looking at a photo of

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Speaker 5: your brother Peter. You yelled the quality and wore the

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Speaker 5: same suit for a year. Is that because all your

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Speaker 5: other suits smell like beer? I thought you had COVID.

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Speaker 5: They said Carl's got Corona, But you were just at

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Speaker 5: home alone drinking beer like a loaner. You're not such

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Speaker 5: a winner. You're always backed the wrong horse. And yeah,

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Speaker 5: I heard you're even disappointing when it comes to intercourse.

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Speaker 5: Maybe you should try radio or something else you can handle.

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Speaker 5: Just carols by candlelight. Need a new host, I'll ask

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Speaker 5: David Campbell.

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Speaker 3: I jumbled.

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Speaker 5: I just David campbelled him? Whoa mate?

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Speaker 4: I need to take a shower.

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Speaker 5: Mate. I've gone too hard. I've gone far too hard.

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Speaker 4: I feel cold towards you all.

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Speaker 1: Use that anger, cal Stefano, use it and bring it on.

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Speaker 2: This.

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Speaker 1: Here we go, Here we go in three two?

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Speaker 2: What with her?

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Speaker 3: Aren't you that guy from Celebrity Apprentice watching you as

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Speaker 3: like getting teeth pulled at the dentist. It was another

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Speaker 3: apprenticeship that you mailed. That's why your parents call you

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Speaker 3: whipper that failed. He's the beast of the Esthorpe so

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Speaker 3: I've heard. Even his wife says he's a total jerk.

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Speaker 3: He goes to events just to have a big too.

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Speaker 3: But what the hell was he thinking with that big

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Speaker 3: blue move move. Yeah, he went to an event all

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Speaker 3: dressed up. As he floated through the crowd, something was up.

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Speaker 3: Look out, look out, there's a whale and he's stuck

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Speaker 3: to the team from SeaWorld loaded him on there truck.

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Speaker 3: He spent millions saving your hair? Is it true? That's

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Speaker 3: why your scalp is the hair to your fortune. Take

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Speaker 3: the hair from your back and put it on your lid,

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Speaker 3: because right now people rub your forehead and make a wish.

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Speaker 3: Sarah parts up with that rubbish on a daily basis.

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Speaker 3: Fits He struts around the room wishing he could just

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Speaker 3: play Oasis and Sarah, if you're looking for a third

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Speaker 3: lover to marry, I'll keep my deep voice down and

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Speaker 3: you can call me Gary.

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Speaker 5: He did step out, and he bought it. He hasn't

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Speaker 5: done it again because the jury's not in show me. Wow,

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Speaker 5: Oh my god, we need a winner. What a battle

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Speaker 5: World on? Carl lost nice ending too, really like that

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Speaker 5: one and the winner is wold Man? All right?

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Speaker 4: Well, in that rap car you did.

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Speaker 5: Call Whippo, WHI the fail and tell you what.

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Speaker 3: Here's foil again's doing.

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Speaker 5: The sprink Oh he's starting the sprinkler around in his chair.

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Speaker 5: World done, buddy.

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Speaker 4: You need to take a good hard long looking yourself

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Speaker 4: and those murmurs.

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Speaker 5: Thanks mate, Thanks buddy.

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Speaker 1: You're just beautiful, Carlos, thanks for doing that. If you

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Speaker 1: want to go check it out on the Fitzy and

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Speaker 1: Weber Instagram account.

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Speaker 4: You can do that now.

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Speaker 1: Karl Stefanovic World, I'm buddy, Thank you, I'll see you soon.

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Speaker 5: Thanks mate.

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Speaker 6: It it fits in whipper