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Speaker 1: This podcast.

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Speaker 2: That's where we are.

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Speaker 3: I'm Snitch and I'm bringing you up today, Sarah the

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Speaker 3: you aware an update on the amazing cover vans that

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Speaker 3: we've had on the show recently, and we kick off

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Speaker 3: with was a telemarketer.

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Speaker 4: It's more interesting than it sounds.

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Speaker 5: And telemarketers you know what I've changed, you know? And

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Speaker 5: now my outlook on tellymarketers. I like to get to

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Speaker 5: know them a little bit more when they're on the phone.

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Speaker 6: That's interesting And I don't know why, but I feel

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Speaker 6: like the amount of calls I'm getting from Christmas onwards

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Speaker 6: has stepped up.

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Speaker 4: Do you block up the number afterwards as well? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Put me onto that every time, do you.

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Speaker 5: I don't know how to do that.

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Speaker 7: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 1: They call back on a different number, not always from Melbourne.

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Speaker 6: And when you get narkie with the mefl mine from

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Speaker 6: Clayton and Melbourne or something. When you get narkie with them,

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Speaker 6: they almost become aggressive with you. They do that if

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Speaker 6: you're trying to pretend to be a professional service.

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Speaker 4: Well, I try to get to know them a little

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Speaker 4: bit more so.

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Speaker 5: I recorded this one yesterday, got him a beauty because

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Speaker 5: I asked him.

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Speaker 4: About his name, and he didn't really have too many details. Sure,

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Speaker 4: but he also it didn't get off to a good

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Speaker 4: start when he got my surname incorrect as well.

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Speaker 6: He was the call I'm looking for Ryan and.

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Speaker 8: Ryan?

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Speaker 4: Who Ryan fitz.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this is Ryan Fitzgerald. Yes, Max, I'm really

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Speaker 5: good Max.

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Speaker 4: What's your surname?

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Speaker 8: Max? Max Kevin?

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Speaker 6: I'm talking about electricity?

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Speaker 8: What what is it? Max Kevin?

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Speaker 5: Max Kevin, Max Kevin, Max Kevin.

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Speaker 9: What happened to?

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Speaker 4: Sorry? No, I'm we We grew up with the Kevin family.

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Speaker 5: You want to.

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Speaker 3: Ask me about my history?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I yeah, you do. You know well I knew

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Speaker 4: David Kevin really well. I went to school with David Kevin.

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Speaker 5: At Flaxville Primary School and then I was also good

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Speaker 5: friends with his older brother, Kevin Kevin.

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Speaker 4: Oh, got him, he's got anywhere?

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Speaker 2: Got him? Got him?

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Speaker 8: Kevin Kevin.

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Speaker 4: Moment when you ask him what his surname is? Just

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Speaker 4: the indecision. Next, my miss kath and Kim. What a show?

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Speaker 5: And you know what, I think everybody knows a character

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Speaker 5: from Kathy Kim, whether yeah Kim or it's l Kell

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Speaker 5: Glenn Robbins's character as well.

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Speaker 4: I think it's relatable. Even the house that they lived

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Speaker 5: I think everyone's been to a house like that growing up,

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Speaker 5: whether it was a friend at school.

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Speaker 6: The final lapp with the wedding and she had the

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Speaker 6: velk on the shoes coming down the driveway in the house.

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Speaker 4: You know, they did tours of the house from Kath

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Speaker 4: and Kim. You could go around there and you could

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Speaker 4: do tours of.

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Speaker 2: It, just famous Ramsey Street.

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Speaker 1: You're just in front of it, like on Ramsey Street,

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Speaker 1: you go inside.

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Speaker 5: They were doing tours and the people, the people that

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Speaker 5: owned it were making a lot of money. They've made

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Speaker 5: a little bit more money at the moment because.

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Speaker 4: They have just hired the house. Didn't know this. And

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Speaker 4: there has been a certain type of video film there.

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Speaker 5: Horror movie, an explicit video with Sharon Slack.

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Speaker 4: No, not at all. None of the characters are in

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Speaker 4: there at all.

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Speaker 2: Look at me, look at my, look at me?

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Speaker 8: Stat your baby cheesers.

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Speaker 1: Who's the person who put their hand up and said

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Speaker 1: they'd figured this out that they were watching an adult

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Speaker 1: film and suddenly went.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love God.

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Speaker 5: And I tell you one thing. They can't go back

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Speaker 5: there and film on that kitchen bench. That's for sure

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Speaker 5: is it some of the scenes, just to confirm. In

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Speaker 5: the kitchen, yes, so there's one up against the well. Okay,

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Speaker 5: so that on the cupboards, checking for the dining table.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, yeah, he's a home movie or is it

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Speaker 1: a proper production.

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Speaker 6: It'll be a proper concerned about the quality of the

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Speaker 6: streaming or you.

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Speaker 7: Can get it all Australian field.

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Speaker 6: Is your favorite site again that you go to? I

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Speaker 6: want to bring that up, so you might be on

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Speaker 6: that one. I'm sure you can find just google it says,

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Speaker 6: will be your best way if you're trying to look

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Speaker 6: out where it is?

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Speaker 4: A friend? Could this be a theme like I could?

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Speaker 5: Could these guys that are filling these videos now, maybe

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Speaker 5: go to the surf CLP, the Life Saving Club at

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Speaker 5: ye Summer Bay, yea creek. Well, this is the thing,

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Speaker 5: Ramsey Street out the front the Ramsey Street.

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Speaker 7: Carl just wanders past.

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Speaker 4: Is it on the front lawn there?

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Speaker 2: Bouncer turns up in a minute.

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Speaker 4: It's not one of those videos. Surely would have to

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Speaker 4: be the Mount Thomas Police Mount.

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Speaker 5: Thomas and he's like, I killed Thomas.

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Speaker 2: It was like a lot of these. One of these

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Speaker 2: titles would just work. He got Ramsey Street, Mount Thomas Away.

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Speaker 4: Not all these practice practice.

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Speaker 2: There's a sheep here.

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Speaker 1: I'm just worried about MacLeod's daughters.

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Speaker 6: I want to celebrate the little man Ted turned six

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Speaker 6: on Saturday. Good on your buddy, six beautiful years.

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Speaker 4: There he goes.

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Speaker 5: No, do not yell out.

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Speaker 6: Go your mongrels, who've worked very hard on making sure

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Speaker 6: he doesn't say mongrels around the house. Does fart a

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Speaker 6: lot inappropriately. It's funny to fart on people. We need

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Speaker 6: to clean up that act.

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Speaker 2: It's gonna be a great day, mate.

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Speaker 6: You know you've got a couple of treats and can

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Speaker 6: I just also say to any parent out there that

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Speaker 6: might be listening for some reason, and you've got a newborn,

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Speaker 6: like I do.

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Speaker 4: At the age of ten.

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Speaker 6: Months old, when they don't go to sleep, it is torture,

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Speaker 6: and anybody going through it just know that the next

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Speaker 6: day may bring a good night's sleep. But if you've

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Speaker 6: been up all night because your kid won't stop crying.

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Speaker 4: I feel your pain.

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Speaker 2: It's off topic.

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Speaker 6: No, Francesca's on fire, but I just I'd do a

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Speaker 6: shout out to any parent who's doing it a bit tough.

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Speaker 4: With the newborn.

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Speaker 6: We are all in this together.

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Speaker 2: Said it's been hard.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm trying to celebrate ten birthday. But at the

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Speaker 6: same time we are all in this. Was that COVID

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Speaker 6: or bushfires?

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Speaker 7: I think it was like twenty years ago.

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Speaker 4: He just kept rolling out. We're sure it started with

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Speaker 4: lack of slate, was it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, well you keep evolving, Ben, congratulations on you hit

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Speaker 6: from ninety ninety eight.

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Speaker 5: Brittley in they're six and out. Nothing Anyway, he had

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Speaker 5: a great birthday, mate. You know, he just wanted lollies

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Speaker 5: and cake and a bit of that stuff. Some Lego

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Speaker 5: was on his list. The other thing he wanted.

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Speaker 9: Was a space talk watch.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if you've.

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Speaker 5: Seen these things.

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Speaker 6: They can be used like a GPS tracker. They count steps,

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Speaker 6: they're a smart watch.

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Speaker 7: Is it so you can track where your kids? Like

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Speaker 7: you hear it from your phone?

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Speaker 6: Probably a bit young, says for it. But his cousin

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Speaker 6: Oscar got one, and Oscar's eight. So Oscar does things

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Speaker 6: So they have it so they can see where years

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Speaker 6: at all times. And there's a school mode on it.

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Speaker 6: If he's got it on school, which means during class

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Speaker 6: he can't access it, but you can actually make calls,

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Speaker 6: but you talk into your watch. It's that kind of thing.

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Speaker 4: That's the big thing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, hughe he's got one, and he will go for

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Speaker 5: a bike ride with his mates here and we can

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Speaker 5: give him a call if we know two.

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Speaker 7: You know, it's pretty good, isn't it.

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Speaker 2: Well that's the thing.

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Speaker 6: Ted's not the stage where we just say, mate, take

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Speaker 6: your buck sea in half an hour. But anyway, he

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Speaker 6: wanted one, and as a parent sometimes it would become lazy.

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Speaker 6: It's easy to get the kid what they want instead

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Speaker 6: of go through the pain of talking about why they

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Speaker 6: can't have it. Anyway, one of the feats and it's

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Speaker 6: got FaceTime on it, so you can see. He can

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Speaker 6: take photos on the screen. It's the adventure reversion. You

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Speaker 6: take photos on the screen and you can also do FaceTime.

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Speaker 6: The thing was, he said, can we set up the watch?

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Speaker 6: Can we set up the watch?

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Speaker 2: So you've got to.

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Speaker 6: Put a SIM card in the back of a text

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Speaker 6: of nanosim So the SIM card wasn't working right, So

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Speaker 6: we didn't bother setting the watch up properly.

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Speaker 4: Yes for a while as well. No, And then you

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Speaker 2: It's a bit clunky.

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Speaker 6: It was very clunky anyway, So at this stage he

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Speaker 6: can't make any phone calls right, so he's sitting in

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Speaker 6: the kitchen playing with it.

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Speaker 4: He's got stocks that he wants to sell made.

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Speaker 2: He was ready to trade some cryptos.

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Speaker 6: That was a Saturday, anyway, when the market at ten

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Speaker 6: o'clock this morning, he'll be bye bye bye bye bye

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Speaker 6: bye bye bye. And on the same day he says

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Speaker 6: he lost another front tooth, so the tooth fairy came,

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Speaker 6: so I got another fiver, so there'll be heaps of

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Speaker 6: BHP he'll be buying this morning anyway. Then I can

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Speaker 6: hear him he's talking to someone in the kitchen. I'm

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Speaker 6: sitting in the in the other room. And this went

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Speaker 6: on for.

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Speaker 5: About five minutes, and he kept talking to someone, thinking

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Speaker 5: what is he doing, yelling into his watch saying.

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Speaker 8: Hi, it's my birthday.

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Speaker 5: I'm not completely lost his mind.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, I just hear him yelling at me again,

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Speaker 6: it's my birthday.

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Speaker 8: I'm six today.

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Speaker 5: Awesome, I think, is he yelling at the neighbors. Is

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Speaker 5: he yelling at Chloe and Will in the pool next door?

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Speaker 5: What's going on?

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Speaker 6: So after a while I thought I should go.

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Speaker 2: In and exactly what he's doing.

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Speaker 8: Because I yelled at what's going on? He said, I'm

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Speaker 8: talking to my watch.

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Speaker 2: And I walk into the kitchen.

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Speaker 6: All I can hear from his watch it's this woman

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Speaker 6: saying is this an emergency? Is this an emergency? He

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Speaker 6: realized there's some sos you. He's just had five minutes telling.

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Speaker 2: The emergency emergency worker.

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Speaker 8: It's my birthday, I'm six.

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Speaker 2: Is this an emergency?

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Speaker 4: I'm six today? All right?

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Speaker 5: So major parenting fail over the weekend here he had

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Speaker 5: athletics on Saturday, got through the state titles too, was

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Speaker 5: pumped about. So we said, let's go out for dinner.

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Speaker 4: Down the pub and have a canemy spot from now.

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Speaker 2: Fitzgerald's that's a beauty.

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Speaker 5: Now, for anyone, it's a tough one.

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Speaker 4: There's quite a few people in the pub.

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Speaker 5: it was this moment where BJ's staring at me, and

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Speaker 5: Because because this is the thing, you can't I don't

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Speaker 4: So I am going to go tell my mates. So

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Speaker 5: Fine line there of then going look, that's a really

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Speaker 5: He's forgotten what the word is. Absolutely no chance at all.

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Speaker 6: And now he becomes the first one to drop it

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Speaker 6: where did you learn that?

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Speaker 5: And he goes he says, Lenny Fitzgerald from Clint. Yes,

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Speaker 7: So what did you do? You just let it go?

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Speaker 5: No, I had to look at him while Hughie was

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Speaker 4: I said, look, Lenny, I mean.

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Speaker 5: It's I said, it's not a bad word, but you

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Speaker 5: that will it's a terrible will get really upset if

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Speaker 5: that I've got up my sleigh.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's one of he's one of those kids.

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Speaker 7: You've handled him the keys, haven't you.

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Speaker 4: I don't know Elsaud handle it. I don't know what to.

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Speaker 7: Do soap on the tongue. No, that's what I got.

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Speaker 7: That's what I got.

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Speaker 1: As soon as I say that word, I wrote the

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Speaker 6: If we even said the word bloody, you'd be sent

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Speaker 6: But then we'd part the car one day and Dad

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Speaker 4: Oh wow.

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Speaker 2: Dad lost it and said, you watch your.

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Speaker 8: Mouth in front of my son.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 6: And then we got back in the car and Dad said,

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Speaker 5: But see, I watched, we watched, we used to watch

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Speaker 5: Benny Hill as a family, and Benny Hill used to

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so I used to go to school and go hello, every.

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Speaker 5: Bloody did you because when classic Here's the thing though,

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Speaker 5: when you taught Lenny and this was last year about

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Speaker 10: Well?

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Speaker 7: They didn't. That was the problem. He said, it was

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Speaker 7: awesome and that's why you taught it to them. That's inappropriate.

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Speaker 4: I had to look.

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Speaker 5: I said, look, that is only between the family, right,

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Speaker 5: you can't do that outside. So it was really tough

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Speaker 5: when I had to sit him down. I said, you

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Speaker 8: It's okay to misspell words.

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Speaker 6: Why wasn't this around when I was at school? It

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Speaker 6: says the HSC syllabus and New South Wales Education standards.

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Speaker 6: They now accept poor spelling and grammar and punctuation and exams.

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Speaker 6: So you're not going to be assessed on your punctuation

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Speaker 6: and grammar or you're spelling, as long as you understand

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Speaker 4: I thought that's what English was all about, wasn't it.

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Speaker 5: The emphasis is always on students showing marks for their

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't reckon it's good news, but you don't

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Speaker 7: Not that bad, No, I know, and you get by.

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Speaker 1: I'm a terrible speller as well, But it's not a

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Speaker 1: great thing that you come across looking a bit simple

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Speaker 6: We wouldn't it be like going for a driving test

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Speaker 6: and I don't know, miss pronouncing some words.

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Speaker 5: No different, it's always when your teacher circled with a

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Speaker 5: read it was always redd Come and see me after

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Speaker 6: Then says it. But experts say assessing the spelling and

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Speaker 6: the grammar and when marking the criteria gets puts the teacher.

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Speaker 6: It makes the teacher focus on the correct words and

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Speaker 6: how they're used instead of just the overall point to

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Speaker 5: Spelling stuff mate.

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Speaker 2: If anybody has just arrived.

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Speaker 6: In Australia from overseas tough because of COVID.

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Speaker 4: Probably if you are.

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Speaker 6: If you're learning the English language and you didn't grow

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Speaker 4: Good luck as a teacher.

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Speaker 6: No, no, no, no, no, do you as a teacher anyone, mate,

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Speaker 6: the grammar, punctuation.

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Speaker 2: Good luck.

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Speaker 5: I mean, did you even notice that they misspelled miss

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Speaker 4: You pick that up? Well?

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Speaker 5: I picked up the po The punctuation of the full

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Speaker 6: Miss spell should have two s's in it.

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Speaker 4: And two l and two l's. You know it does,

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Speaker 4: well done?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and it should should maybe move that full stop

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Speaker 5: to the end of the heading.

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Speaker 2: You know.

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Speaker 4: It's a tough one. Hey, guys.

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Speaker 6: It's like when you're writing a sentence. Tell me if

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Speaker 6: you guys apply this raw. When you're writing a sentence

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Speaker 6: and you're trying to work out where your comma goes.

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Speaker 6: You read it and then you think, where do.

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Speaker 2: I naturally take a breath here?

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Speaker 4: No, you're looking for the spell chair.

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Speaker 6: No, I'm reading it. I'm going he went to the park,

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Speaker 6: I want the person reading.

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Speaker 5: It to take a breath.

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Speaker 6: It doesn't matter. Their breathing pattern will be the same

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Speaker 1: It's your mom's a teacher. I just thought she would

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Speaker 6: It's not sometimes not to do with the teacher. But

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Speaker 5: Not blaming him through And it also doesn't help when

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Speaker 6: Maybe that was more of the issue. And if sometimes

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Speaker 4: The teacher in the end just did she just say, Christine?

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Speaker 4: Did she write in the notes Christine?

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Speaker 6: Do you know what we had at school? We had

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Speaker 6: these We had prefects right when he got to year

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Speaker 6: said we would like to make Michael a prefect. And

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Speaker 6: mum and dad went, oh my god, this is fantastic.

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Speaker 6: We're so proud of him.

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Speaker 7: And no, they actually.

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Speaker 1: Said he'd like to make him perfect.

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Speaker 4: He said, we've got a defect.

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Speaker 5: The next sentence was, but he just doesn't do anything,

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Speaker 5: so no, he will not be a prefect. He doesn't

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Speaker 1: Didn't you get made of prefects? Called off for someone

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Speaker 1: going to say by library? Did we.

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Speaker 6: Oh, we actually donated to a fountain. Let's move on

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Speaker 6: to this one, guys. I'd like to challenge a couple

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Speaker 6: of statistics this morning too, But let's kick it off

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Speaker 6: with this story about a bloke who woke up with

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Speaker 6: of trouble swallowing, and then he just thought he's got

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Speaker 6: a sore throat, and he had a bit of a

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Speaker 6: lighter day. No, not tons of lightis not tons of lightis.

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Speaker 6: Then the next day, when he was having lunch, you went,

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00:19:31,160 --> 00:19:33,879
Speaker 6: oh my god, food struggling to go down a bit.

453
00:19:33,920 --> 00:19:36,720
Speaker 6: I'm feeling a bit of indigest as well. That's the

454
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,639
Speaker 6: terrible wording I've used. And not leprosy.

455
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:40,560
Speaker 5: No. No.

456
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:42,919
Speaker 6: He then went and had an X ray and what

457
00:19:43,040 --> 00:19:46,479
Speaker 6: have happened which they found in the X ray, is

458
00:19:46,520 --> 00:19:50,280
Speaker 6: that his job is shoveling snow in the States, and

459
00:19:50,320 --> 00:19:52,680
Speaker 6: he listens to music while he's doing that with these

460
00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,680
Speaker 6: air pods, and he sleeps with them in because he's

461
00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,640
Speaker 6: got a teenager, sorry, a sixteen year old that loves

462
00:19:59,640 --> 00:20:02,679
Speaker 6: pumping music in the other room. He swallowed one of

463
00:20:02,680 --> 00:20:04,400
Speaker 6: his air pods asleep.

464
00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:05,800
Speaker 4: You do that, I don't know.

465
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:10,560
Speaker 6: You yeah, rolled onto it. Next thing you know, it's

466
00:20:10,960 --> 00:20:12,119
Speaker 6: heading towards his stomach.

467
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:15,880
Speaker 5: You know, you can find my AirPod, which I did.

468
00:20:15,960 --> 00:20:19,760
Speaker 5: Remember I lost one and then I thought someone's stolen this.

469
00:20:19,840 --> 00:20:23,119
Speaker 5: It's fallen out of my ear. So I've tracked, started

470
00:20:23,200 --> 00:20:26,200
Speaker 5: track and find my AirPod and going, got this, I'm going.

471
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:29,119
Speaker 4: To catch this person or something. Wasn't it, No, No,

472
00:20:29,200 --> 00:20:29,720
Speaker 4: it wasn't.

473
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:30,399
Speaker 7: I don't know.

474
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,240
Speaker 4: A huge apartment building.

475
00:20:33,320 --> 00:20:35,199
Speaker 5: So I rocked up to apartment building and I just

476
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:37,040
Speaker 5: and it said your AirPod is here.

477
00:20:37,840 --> 00:20:38,480
Speaker 4: I looked.

478
00:20:42,560 --> 00:20:46,600
Speaker 5: Days later, after knocking on every door, still nothing.

479
00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:47,399
Speaker 2: It says, you're right.

480
00:20:47,440 --> 00:20:49,720
Speaker 6: You would think that this could come out in the

481
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:52,560
Speaker 6: toilet or maybe this man I believe has had an

482
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:56,640
Speaker 6: operation to remove it. It's still work, I think it does. Yeah,

483
00:20:56,920 --> 00:20:59,240
Speaker 6: quality products. Whose apple to put that onto an ad

484
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:04,040
Speaker 6: you could they will still work. That you can ingest

485
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:07,000
Speaker 6: them and still bring them back up and they still work.

486
00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,240
Speaker 6: Here's the one that I always think about too, because

487
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,879
Speaker 6: I really struggle with this statistic is that And I

488
00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,120
Speaker 6: thought it was till I did a bit of research.

489
00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 6: I thought it was that humans will swallow on average

490
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:20,040
Speaker 6: eight spiders in a lifetime.

491
00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:21,560
Speaker 4: In their sleep urban myth.

492
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:22,760
Speaker 7: I thought it was fifteen.

493
00:21:23,080 --> 00:21:25,000
Speaker 6: Well here it goes on to say they'll swallow on

494
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:30,200
Speaker 6: average of eight spiders each year while sleeping. If you're

495
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:34,040
Speaker 6: talking about a money spider, right, maybe because you wouldn't

496
00:21:34,040 --> 00:21:37,760
Speaker 6: even know they're so top money spider. They're tiny little spiders.

497
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:43,600
Speaker 6: He's in front of research size of an When you

498
00:21:43,600 --> 00:21:45,120
Speaker 6: get them at home, you see them on your bed.

499
00:21:45,119 --> 00:21:46,360
Speaker 2: They're tiny.

500
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:49,640
Speaker 4: That's different to like a bird eating stockbroker.

501
00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 6: That's different to a huntsman crawling into your mouth and

502
00:21:56,119 --> 00:21:58,359
Speaker 6: you're going, oh god, what's that hanging out of my mouth?

503
00:21:58,359 --> 00:22:00,000
Speaker 6: I'll swallow it anyway because I'm in a slag.

504
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,439
Speaker 2: That makes me feel sick.

505
00:22:02,160 --> 00:22:04,120
Speaker 4: Well, it's good. Don't find it's hard to.

506
00:22:04,080 --> 00:22:06,440
Speaker 2: Believe that that actually goes on.

507
00:22:06,880 --> 00:22:08,879
Speaker 5: Do they look for warmth? I think they do. I

508
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:11,520
Speaker 5: think we spoke to Brownie about this with I'm a celebrity.

509
00:22:11,359 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 4: They look for warm.

510
00:22:13,880 --> 00:22:14,480
Speaker 2: In your house?

511
00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:18,080
Speaker 6: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten if you've ever woken up,

512
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:22,560
Speaker 6: because I don't believe anybody eats a spider in their sleep.

513
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:23,560
Speaker 4: Let alone eighty year.

514
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,760
Speaker 6: That's nearly one a month if you consider it an

515
00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:29,120
Speaker 6: eight month year.

516
00:22:32,400 --> 00:22:35,080
Speaker 5: I'm excited about this is the Australian Open kicks off today.

517
00:22:35,119 --> 00:22:36,640
Speaker 4: I know it's been a we've.

518
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,439
Speaker 5: Got lead up, a bit of a lead up, but

519
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:40,480
Speaker 5: we've got there and we are pumped today.

520
00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 4: ASHPARTI, she's on fire at the moment.

521
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:47,040
Speaker 5: She's our hope and she's just won the Yarrat Valley Classic.

522
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,879
Speaker 4: A lot of people are questioning that the trophy that

523
00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:54,399
Speaker 4: she received now it's I don't know, Sarah. It is

524
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:58,560
Speaker 4: a wooden wombat on a cooking born.

525
00:22:58,359 --> 00:23:02,040
Speaker 6: And chopping bo Yeah, I mean, there's no When I

526
00:23:02,080 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 6: saw the trophy, my first reaction was that's ugly. I

527
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:08,080
Speaker 6: don't know where you put that. I mean, don't get

528
00:23:08,080 --> 00:23:11,320
Speaker 6: me wrong. The craftsmanship of what looks like a piece

529
00:23:11,359 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 6: of oak that's been champered into the shape of a

530
00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 6: rough wombat. It just looks and it's high gloss so

531
00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 6: it looks like an oily furlus wombat.

532
00:23:20,160 --> 00:23:22,040
Speaker 7: No, it's like a kid's art thing, isn't it with

533
00:23:22,080 --> 00:23:23,679
Speaker 7: all the something.

534
00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 4: My dog is left in the backyard. I'm sorry, It's

535
00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:27,320
Speaker 4: just I thought.

536
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 7: It was a wombat doing a poop.

537
00:23:30,320 --> 00:23:30,600
Speaker 3: Poop.

538
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:34,119
Speaker 5: Do you take the wombat off and use the chopping

539
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,400
Speaker 5: Bond's a bit of a cheese play.

540
00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:36,919
Speaker 2: You give the whole thing to mum and dad, and

541
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:37,960
Speaker 2: so I hope you're proud of me.

542
00:23:38,280 --> 00:23:40,400
Speaker 4: Do you? Or do you use it as a kindling?

543
00:23:41,119 --> 00:23:42,880
Speaker 7: It's so aussy, isn't it.

544
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:45,600
Speaker 1: It's just so ussy, like someone just threw it together

545
00:23:46,080 --> 00:23:47,120
Speaker 1: because where's the trophy.

546
00:23:47,480 --> 00:23:49,679
Speaker 6: Look, it's a lovely piece of art if that was

547
00:23:49,720 --> 00:23:51,639
Speaker 6: the purpose for what it was. But as a trophy

548
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,720
Speaker 6: for tennis, yeah, I just don't know if that's where

549
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,159
Speaker 6: you want to be.

550
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:58,119
Speaker 5: When the port alonger a grade best and fairess. You

551
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,720
Speaker 5: actually got one of the one of those old plastic

552
00:24:00,720 --> 00:24:02,600
Speaker 5: trophy so they were cheap, but you've got a clock.

553
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 4: The middle of it was a clock, so yeah.

554
00:24:06,240 --> 00:24:08,560
Speaker 5: It was great to have up in your room and

555
00:24:08,600 --> 00:24:11,720
Speaker 5: you could check the time all the time. Trophy practical

556
00:24:11,760 --> 00:24:15,000
Speaker 5: track was a practical trophy. But I did some research

557
00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:17,000
Speaker 5: on some of the worst trophies of all time and

558
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,119
Speaker 5: do you know what I came across. I got it

559
00:24:19,160 --> 00:24:21,320
Speaker 5: from a website called talk Sport.

560
00:24:21,600 --> 00:24:25,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, now talk Sport familiar. When we went over for the.

561
00:24:25,320 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 5: Royal wedding, that's where we did our show from talk that.

562
00:24:29,800 --> 00:24:32,879
Speaker 5: We did it from this tiny little sports radio station.

563
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:35,520
Speaker 5: How cool was It was tiny in the middle of

564
00:24:35,640 --> 00:24:37,480
Speaker 5: nowhere at eleven o'clock at night.

565
00:24:37,600 --> 00:24:40,439
Speaker 11: Tommy is an AM station eleven pm at night, And

566
00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:41,879
Speaker 11: there was only one guy there.

567
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:42,960
Speaker 4: There was the one guy there.

568
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:46,040
Speaker 5: His name was Alex Ack and Sarah we fell in

569
00:24:46,080 --> 00:24:48,639
Speaker 5: love with this guy. He was such a pig of

570
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:52,720
Speaker 5: a bloke. He worked at reception and security ride that

571
00:24:52,800 --> 00:24:55,320
Speaker 5: when we got back earlier, we used to ring Alec

572
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,480
Speaker 5: all the time. Here's one of our calls.

573
00:24:59,080 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 4: Hello, it's fitsy and with.

574
00:25:01,920 --> 00:25:03,800
Speaker 5: Do you remember the last time he went to the movies?

575
00:25:03,840 --> 00:25:04,119
Speaker 2: Alec?

576
00:25:04,800 --> 00:25:05,840
Speaker 3: Oh years ago?

577
00:25:06,920 --> 00:25:07,159
Speaker 4: I was.

578
00:25:09,520 --> 00:25:21,399
Speaker 12: Okay, kangaroo skirt, make this weird noise?

579
00:25:21,440 --> 00:25:24,240
Speaker 5: Well, I've got I found I tracked it down. Alec

580
00:25:24,400 --> 00:25:25,840
Speaker 5: used to have a problem with his guts.

581
00:25:25,880 --> 00:25:28,920
Speaker 6: Have a listen to this, Alec, What do you think

582
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:32,400
Speaker 6: about all this talk about Pepper Middleton's bum and apparently

583
00:25:32,440 --> 00:25:33,679
Speaker 6: people are having bum jobs.

584
00:25:34,119 --> 00:25:37,240
Speaker 13: Well, I don't listen to these I hear about.

585
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:49,119
Speaker 10: Sorry, mate, that's not real. Sorry a right, mate, your

586
00:25:49,160 --> 00:25:53,560
Speaker 10: mouth or your bum.

587
00:25:55,440 --> 00:25:56,160
Speaker 1: We would arrive.

588
00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,480
Speaker 2: I know he'd been drinking. He could smell it on

589
00:25:58,520 --> 00:25:58,880
Speaker 2: his breath.

590
00:25:58,920 --> 00:26:01,760
Speaker 6: But he'd sit there with a potatoes and he'd just

591
00:26:01,800 --> 00:26:03,120
Speaker 6: be eating all right long.

592
00:26:03,119 --> 00:26:06,560
Speaker 2: It's eleven o'clock at ninety smashing potatoes. No wonder he's

593
00:26:06,560 --> 00:26:07,119
Speaker 2: on the trumpet.

594
00:26:07,240 --> 00:26:09,000
Speaker 4: You used to get him on regularly, and.

595
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:10,600
Speaker 7: He genuinely fasted on air.

596
00:26:10,720 --> 00:26:12,520
Speaker 4: I don't know. You don't know what it was when

597
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,080
Speaker 4: they came out. He never told us.

598
00:26:15,119 --> 00:26:18,080
Speaker 6: To this day, we still can't work out what that

599
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:19,879
Speaker 6: lockness mystery is?

600
00:26:20,000 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 7: Should you call him back? It's been ten years. It's

601
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:24,200
Speaker 7: he harassed and he still got his job.

602
00:26:28,760 --> 00:26:31,359
Speaker 4: So okay, So talk sport have given me the worst

603
00:26:31,400 --> 00:26:34,560
Speaker 4: trophies of all time. Yeah, earn Atomics one mine of them.

604
00:26:34,560 --> 00:26:35,760
Speaker 4: It's the Bocata Open.

605
00:26:36,280 --> 00:26:37,440
Speaker 2: What do you get? What's that?

606
00:26:37,560 --> 00:26:39,879
Speaker 4: Was like a cock cottail shaker and you get a

607
00:26:39,920 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 4: sombrero to.

608
00:26:42,480 --> 00:26:44,560
Speaker 2: So dressing him up for a novelty voto.

609
00:26:44,760 --> 00:26:48,640
Speaker 5: This was the paras atp Master's Serie Trophy. Rubber Soling

610
00:26:48,680 --> 00:26:51,120
Speaker 5: won that one, and it's just classically bent metal.

611
00:26:51,440 --> 00:26:54,080
Speaker 4: It looks like licorice. That one.

612
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:55,720
Speaker 6: You want to have a bit of value, like if

613
00:26:55,720 --> 00:26:58,360
Speaker 6: I need this for scrap, how much does it work well?

614
00:26:58,359 --> 00:27:01,600
Speaker 5: The Orange Bowl Tennis chair Pionships. The winner gets a

615
00:27:01,640 --> 00:27:02,600
Speaker 5: bowl of oranges.

616
00:27:03,880 --> 00:27:05,600
Speaker 4: But this is the big one.

617
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,040
Speaker 5: This is the third place in the US Army National

618
00:27:08,080 --> 00:27:10,119
Speaker 5: Guard Wrestling Hips.

619
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,520
Speaker 4: And that's a triangle choke there.

620
00:27:13,080 --> 00:27:18,399
Speaker 6: Is because it's one man with his head between another man's. Wow,

621
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:21,040
Speaker 6: like some of the noises Alec made, I'm not sure

622
00:27:21,880 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 6: there was someone else at the front desk.

623
00:27:24,600 --> 00:27:31,560
Speaker 11: You've been celebrating various tribute bands and cover acts, which

624
00:27:31,560 --> 00:27:33,719
Speaker 11: has been great. You had a Balanche.

625
00:27:39,000 --> 00:27:40,240
Speaker 4: That was my most enjoyed.

626
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 2: Prince was good, Elton Jack was good.

627
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:43,840
Speaker 4: It all started.

628
00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 11: You're talking about these ones around the world like Slack Babber. Yeah,

629
00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:55,480
Speaker 11: you did a Gary Glitter show as well, only behind bars.

630
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 2: You're Ralph Harrison and that tribute show.

631
00:27:59,040 --> 00:28:02,760
Speaker 11: Now I am Ralph House, that's the name.

632
00:28:03,560 --> 00:28:06,080
Speaker 2: But you with is extraordinary.

633
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 4: With Etra, I had a fourth leg. Yeah, and there

634
00:28:09,960 --> 00:28:12,240
Speaker 4: was there was fake that. There was fake that as well.

635
00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:15,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, loved fake that.

636
00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:20,280
Speaker 11: But it all started really with the one and only

637
00:28:21,040 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 11: Blobby Williams and he joins us.

638
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:30,800
Speaker 8: Now lie on in the house. Hello, Blobby, how are

639
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:33,240
Speaker 8: you mate? I'm okay all the way from the UK.

640
00:28:33,320 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 8: Can you hear me?

641
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:34,159
Speaker 2: All right?

642
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,840
Speaker 8: Can you hear me in the background?

643
00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 2: Loud and clear?

644
00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:40,400
Speaker 5: We've got a really clear fight of you too, is

645
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 5: there as well?

646
00:28:41,480 --> 00:28:43,360
Speaker 4: Where are you? Is this your join? Is this your

647
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:44,520
Speaker 4: little man cave at home?

648
00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,360
Speaker 8: Is this?

649
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,400
Speaker 9: This is my little This is what I've been doing

650
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,720
Speaker 9: over ten months, just making this. I saw I just

651
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,400
Speaker 9: sit here waiting. You're the first person to call me

652
00:28:53,720 --> 00:28:54,640
Speaker 9: in ten months.

653
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:55,920
Speaker 2: Man, We're been celebrating.

654
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 6: I mean it, miss it must feel good to be

655
00:28:57,840 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 6: talking to someone.

656
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:58,840
Speaker 2: Blobby.

657
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 4: When did the when did the start?

658
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:01,120
Speaker 2: Mate?

659
00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:05,280
Speaker 9: Just before two thy eleven and I did a show

660
00:29:05,320 --> 00:29:07,840
Speaker 9: I don't know whether you get it in Australia could come.

661
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:09,200
Speaker 4: Dine with me yet?

662
00:29:09,360 --> 00:29:10,239
Speaker 6: One YEA?

663
00:29:10,400 --> 00:29:15,000
Speaker 8: Well I sit say silly. It was brilliant. So I

664
00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,480
Speaker 8: did that and that was it. The rest is history.

665
00:29:18,520 --> 00:29:22,040
Speaker 8: I put together Take Fat with Gary Lardo.

666
00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:28,440
Speaker 9: Jason Chocolate Orange McDonald mark growing he was a little one,

667
00:29:28,560 --> 00:29:31,960
Speaker 9: and myself, Bobby Williams. And then just like the real thing,

668
00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:35,400
Speaker 9: I've gone solo and I'm cashing in Williams.

669
00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 7: Because Robbie Williams is aware of you, isn't he?

670
00:29:38,880 --> 00:29:39,240
Speaker 4: What did he?

671
00:29:39,520 --> 00:29:41,720
Speaker 7: What did he think of you calling yourself Blobby?

672
00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,840
Speaker 9: That was my biggest worry. I wanted him to know

673
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,160
Speaker 9: that I wasn't taking the mick out of him and

674
00:29:47,320 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 9: he said he always thought his words. He said he

675
00:29:49,640 --> 00:29:51,880
Speaker 9: saw it as a tip of the hat. Loves everything

676
00:29:51,920 --> 00:29:54,720
Speaker 9: I've done, known of me for quite some time, and

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Speaker 9: it is really happy. I think I've put a quote

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Speaker 9: on one of my posters about him being had that

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Speaker 9: I do a tribute to him, can I ask?

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Speaker 6: I mean, he's he's gone through some changes, Robbie Williams.

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Speaker 6: I mean there were times when he went missing in

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Speaker 6: Ibeza for sort of four or five days. Now he's healthy,

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Speaker 6: he's off the sugars, he's off the grog. Have you

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Speaker 6: gone through the changes with him or just continued on

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Speaker 6: the chocolate bars?

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Speaker 8: Not at all.

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Speaker 9: I do it all four and when he doesn't sugar,

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Speaker 9: I make sure that I have double so that I'm

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Speaker 9: doing it for him.

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Speaker 13: Have you ever played glaston Budget, which is the cheaper

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Speaker 13: version of Glastonbury and we saw oish, But you ever

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Speaker 13: played that festival?

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Speaker 8: No, I've not.

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Speaker 9: I've not done glaston Budget. They can't afford me. But

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Speaker 9: I've never played that. But I've done quite a lot

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Speaker 9: of festivals over the time. And I'm willing when we're

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Speaker 9: back up and running, I'm willing to travel anywhere in

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Speaker 9: the world.

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Speaker 8: And I get quite a lot of requests from Australia,

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Speaker 8: so you never know.

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Speaker 7: Well, we love Robbie, do you do you respectfully?

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Speaker 1: Do you charge a bit because you've been endorsed by

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Speaker 1: the actual artists, So can you charge more than the others?

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Speaker 9: Well, right now, I would take fifty pence and a

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Speaker 9: bound of grapes. But apart from that, no, I don't

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Speaker 9: actually because I don't believe. Well, I say, I'm nothing special.

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Speaker 9: I'm just immis a tribute parody act, which means I'm

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Speaker 9: not just a straight tribute because there's a lot of

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Speaker 9: straight Robbie tributes that walk around doing the face, thinking

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Speaker 9: the face right now for people that aren't exactly and

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Speaker 9: walking with a bit of a strut. And I take

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Speaker 9: the mick that I'm a little bit bigger, hence been

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Speaker 9: called Blobby Williams. And I know that Robbie gets insults

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Speaker 9: online from the trolls calling him Blobby Williams. And so

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Speaker 9: it's really good for me because I can say no, no, no, no, no,

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Speaker 9: there's only one.

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Speaker 2: Bobby.

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Speaker 6: Has it ever paid off with the women as their

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Speaker 6: main interest when they've seen you on stage?

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Speaker 9: Hang on a minute, let me just check. Oh no,

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Speaker 9: that's all right, the wife is downstairs. There's not there's

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Speaker 9: no interest whatsoever. While I say that a lady did

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Speaker 9: throw you know you usually Tom Jones and probably Robbie

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Speaker 9: gets knickers and underwear.

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Speaker 8: I got a prosthetic leg.

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Speaker 7: Once in the audience.

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Speaker 8: I just waving a leg in the front row.

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Speaker 9: And I quite believe it was saying as just just

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Speaker 9: as I hit them, chorus of Angels, I got the

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Speaker 9: leg offer and I waved it in the air.

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Speaker 6: That's weird, Robbie, Robbie Williams will will bring someone up

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Speaker 6: on stage and make out with them on stage.

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Speaker 2: And I'm just assumed, Blobby, that you.

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Speaker 9: Did say I'll get anyone on stage and mess about

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Speaker 9: and sign all the places that I shouldn't and I will.

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Speaker 9: And what's lovely is I've got a very good wife,

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Speaker 9: And I say, if I do anything inappropriate, you know

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Speaker 9: I'm coming home and you know I love.

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Speaker 6: Yet, Blobby, Is there any chance you could give us

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Speaker 6: a little something?

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Speaker 2: Could you do?

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Speaker 8: Angels?

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Speaker 2: I know I'll put you on the spot made.

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Speaker 9: I'm sorry you have a little bit what Hang on

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Speaker 9: a minute, Hang on a minute, let me give you

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Speaker 9: some of this.

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Speaker 8: Will you sing with me?

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Speaker 2: I want you want to sing with me as lunches can.

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Speaker 8: Okay, and we'll go straight into the chorus and through

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Speaker 8: weird Go. She offers me projection, a love that.

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Speaker 4: Affect with a run a role.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Tommy, I'm Bobby.

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Speaker 6: If COVID relaxes, Bobby's coming out to Australia, we need you.

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Speaker 8: You can have the blob any time. Yeah, hold on

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Speaker 8: my face for joy. Thank you for having me. I

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Speaker 8: appreciate you. Love baby bye, keep up the pies.

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Speaker 3: If it's in with this show, it's a nov podcast.

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