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Speaker 2: For too long.

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Speaker 3: It is crazy to think where you can fit a

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Speaker 3: poking machine?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, right, so used in the toilets.

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Speaker 3: So Sarah, you get off the airport at Las Vegas

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Speaker 3: and there's poking machines in the airport. Right wow, Okay,

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Speaker 3: just in case you're everywhere you stay in Las Vegas.

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Speaker 2: To go to your room, you've got a walk pass.

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Speaker 3: You know, tables, there's blackjack tables, there's chocolate wheels.

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Speaker 2: So wherever you look, there's gambling.

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Speaker 1: Very easy to get sucked into the dream of Vegas too,

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Speaker 1: You know, the casinos offer a lot of this. I

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Speaker 3: He was there a comedian slash magician. However, Copperfield was performing,

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Speaker 2: I was like, seriously, Pole are still going to see copper.

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Speaker 1: Field made his tickets disappear.

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Speaker 4: How well? I mean seriously, you went and saw Carrot Top?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Hamiel, it's massive. How much is Copperfield worth?

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Speaker 2: Can you find out as well?

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm going to say four hundred.

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Speaker 1: While oh yeah, there's Vegas, wow right there for you.

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Speaker 1: Doesn't always go to plan when you go to Vegas, though,

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Speaker 6: Couple of nights ago, I had a very terrible experience

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Speaker 6: He's out on parole right now, and he has an

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Speaker 3: Jail, especially when he's saying for sociologious and he says

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Speaker 1: So it goes to Vegas for a weekend anywhere anyway,

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Speaker 6: And I come to Las Vegas for a work event

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Speaker 2: You're preying on people like me.

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Speaker 6: And then I end up meeting a nice Filipino girl.

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Speaker 1: A big night out. What happens in Vegas stays online

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Speaker 1: Where were you when you found out Tracy Grimshaw was

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Speaker 3: Did not see this coming. Usually you get a bit

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Speaker 2: But at the end of a current Affair, Tracy had

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Speaker 7: Finish up with a current affair this year. It's been

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Speaker 7: Shoved out the door by the Boys Club because I'm

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Speaker 2: I'm around until November.

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Speaker 7: Then I'm going to take a long holiday, but it's

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Speaker 1: So professional isn't her professional words. I was at home

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Speaker 1: Not the case. She'd just seen that Tracy was wrapping up.

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Speaker 1: I think she's done her. Tracy Grimshaw is an interviewer.

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Speaker 1: It's Tom Notch. I reckon she might be slightly bored

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Speaker 4: Sixty Minutes's done that?

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Speaker 2: She's already done that.

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Speaker 1: She's been at Channel nine for years.

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Speaker 2: Story she's done making. She's forty years, she's retiring.

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Speaker 3: We would take over from Trace Layla McKillen's field in

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Speaker 4: Could she do totally great?

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Speaker 1: Makes sense?

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Speaker 2: Any other Channel nine pitch. Katrina round Tree has been

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Speaker 1: Could you see a clean swap fits? I mean if

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Speaker 1: Tracy Grimshaw went to do Love Islands and then Sophie

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Speaker 3: Can I also thank Tracy and a Karen Affair I've

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Speaker 1: Where would we be and where would we be? I'man

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Speaker 1: the story and that trace before you go in November.

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Speaker 1: The radio host that could not speak shot.

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Speaker 5: There will be be.

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Speaker 2: Half of the fow. We just want to say about

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Speaker 1: And as soon as they saw me they came bounding

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Speaker 8: You're obviously seen the end of the term, and so

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Speaker 5: Really been glower shill the story correctly, garbage, Jesus.

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Speaker 1: Free for all.

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Speaker 6: What problem?

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Speaker 1: We can play that again in November WHI podcast. This

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Speaker 4: No, you're best friends.

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Speaker 1: Well yeah, but I mean we're playing on the idea

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Speaker 10: Your story is going, because you've fallen over halfway.

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Speaker 1: No, I haven't. Alan passes away. Oh No, Alan's daughter

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Speaker 11: Yea, she was fine because it was in the school

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Speaker 1: You got up off the floor with the Toyota imprint

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Speaker 6: Well, my sister and.

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Speaker 11: She feels it more than me.

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Speaker 1: That's extraordinary because it doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 2: Did you have the same type of man that you're

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Speaker 12: Asked that question all the time.

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Speaker 3: You completely completely different. Who's an identical twin in your family?

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Speaker 8: Meet my mom and mom?

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Speaker 2: Yep, mom and aunt and if you've got any examples

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Speaker 9: You straightaway she felt sick and weird and do something

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Speaker 1: Is that extraordinary?

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Speaker 3: It would be a tough one because when you feel

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Speaker 2: My identical twin here. Yeah, but then what if you

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Speaker 3: Your Yeah, you get him in the cabin, you're like

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Speaker 1: Hang on a minute, I had twelve vodka cruises? Could

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Speaker 9: Now?

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Speaker 1: She's hit me like hopefully so I don't get the hangover. Katie,

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Speaker 1: welcome on the show. What's Your Weird Twin Connection?

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Speaker 12: I just had a sense that something was wrong with

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she actually fell.

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Speaker 12: Out of the tree. She actually had a stick stuck

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Speaker 2: And yeah, well, could you feel something in your body

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Speaker 12: I just had this feeling like we were watching our

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Speaker 12: And then after I turned to my mom and said,

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Speaker 1: Hanging out of her stomach.

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Speaker 2: It's not it must be a horrible feeling.

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Speaker 4: And Whipper podcast very.

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Speaker 2: Excited to get this man on. I don't know this

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Speaker 2: could go anywhere at the moment. Is he up on

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Speaker 2: the screens? There he is, Jimmy Jeffries, How are you.

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Speaker 5: Buddy.

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 9: I'm good, good lads?

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Speaker 2: Is this the room in the house that's only gyms

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Speaker 9: And I have a baby at home, so I don't

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Speaker 9: do things at home, you know. Even this is my

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Speaker 9: like a frat boy. And I got, I got. He's

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Speaker 9: into the grateful Dead. I've got these grateful dead posters.

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Speaker 5: I've got a bed that.

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Speaker 9: I'm a successful comedian. This is the bed of Joson.

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Speaker 1: How old is your bob?

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Speaker 2: Mate?

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Speaker 9: Were Jack here twenty eight. Job ba baby, My baby

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Speaker 9: turned one yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Congrats.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we had it.

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Speaker 9: We had a one year old birthday party. And I'll

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Speaker 3: Goes yeah, because that's it's not for the kids. It's

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Speaker 9: He went to bed at seven, as he does, and

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Speaker 9: then there's just a house full of adults and say,

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Speaker 5: Really.

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Speaker 9: Do you know where I went wrong?

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Speaker 1: Jim Jeffries. I did this for Ted, our little man,

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Speaker 9: My son's birth first birthday, we had a bouncy castle

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Speaker 5: Of orgy broke out when all the adults are left.

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Speaker 5: It was the most risky party I've ever been.

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Speaker 9: I go outside, Why is the bouncy castle going up

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Speaker 9: and down a bit? When you're a parent of small children,

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Speaker 5: Kids not here, Let's get debauceeds life.

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Speaker 9: What happened, That's what happened, is like all the kids

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Speaker 9: hope they sterilized the bloody thing before they sent it

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Speaker 9: to the next party. It was only a rental.

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Speaker 3: Jim, can I ask you, because how do people over

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Speaker 2: Did it take a while to do that?

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Speaker 9: Ah as for stand up comedy, and not a lot

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Speaker 9: I was thirteen forty years ago. I remember feeling like

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Speaker 9: would go, oh, it's just the accent, and that he

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Speaker 9: And I was always offended by that because I sold

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Speaker 5: It can't be.

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Speaker 2: It can't just be the accent.

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Speaker 5: I must have told a couple of good gags in

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Speaker 3: There must be some one liners, isn't there as well, Jim,

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Speaker 3: is the social issues that you've touched on that have

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Speaker 9: Well, the gun control thing, it was the fact that

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Speaker 9: He was the male man on Cheers. So he played

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Speaker 9: And I was sitting next to him and I was like, oh,

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Speaker 9: And I was like, oh, And me and him argued

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Speaker 2: Oh it was that simple as that.

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Speaker 5: You're just needing the mail man from Cheers.

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Speaker 3: Hey, the outrageous true story of Milky Moore. Now you're

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Speaker 2: Now what give us the story behind this?

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Speaker 9: What happened was Milki Moore And his real name is

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Speaker 9: You know. Now there's a lot of story that happens

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Speaker 1: What else is happening in the world of Jim Jeffries.

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Speaker 9: We did a whole big two Australia. I brought my

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Speaker 5: This is the only difference.

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Speaker 9: But it's like, so I'm trying to teach me son

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Speaker 5: You're just hating that little basy.

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Speaker 9: So that's so I want to teach him responsibility. And

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Speaker 9: I thought, I'll teach him.

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Speaker 5: The value of a dollar.

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Speaker 9: Right, So I made him the bartender backstage.

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Speaker 5: At all my gigs. Right, he had to do that

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Speaker 5: type of stuff.

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Speaker 9: And he put out a little tip jar because he's

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Speaker 9: American and he thinks that's how the world works.

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Speaker 5: Your meague all the time, right.

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Speaker 2: And he walked up to be do you want a beer?

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Speaker 9: You want a beer? Would you like a barker in something?

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Speaker 9: But you like a beer? He was a very proactive barker.

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Speaker 9: You do that anyway. I come back to America and

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Speaker 9: I think, oh, that was good. So I set him

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Speaker 9: up as the bartender backstage of Americas. I might be

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Speaker 9: getting sued for having child labor at the back.

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Speaker 5: Of a bar dealing with alcohol. I'm negotiating a bit

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Speaker 5: of a problem here at the moment for doing.

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Speaker 2: That four year old.

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Speaker 9: Yeah, this the Australian. The Australians didn't give it. We

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Speaker 9: had we had the owner of the venue going, I'll

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Speaker 9: have a vodka and coke.

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Speaker 3: Please, Actually, Jim, we're speaking to another Jim. Jimmy Carr.

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Speaker 3: You're very good mates with Jimmy Carr. I can't believe

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Speaker 3: how many shows that guy has done to how many people, Jim.

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Speaker 2: It's been unbelievable.

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Speaker 9: He's his shows. I believe they have about three hundred

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Speaker 9: jokes in every show, which yeah, yeah, there's just one

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Speaker 9: line is bang bang bang bang. He's a machine, is right,

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Speaker 9: And then like and then like like I think about

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Speaker 9: my shows, everyone goes, I love your long stories, right,

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Speaker 9: I have about I have about four doats in everybody,

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Speaker 9: so you know, I'm just laboring on about rubbish. And

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Speaker 9: then Jimmy says, oh, here's another joke, here's another day.

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Speaker 5: Hold a clipboard up there.

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Speaker 9: I remember like like he was he was doing a

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Speaker 9: roast battle out here, and he walked up his clipboard

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Speaker 9: and Jimmy Kimmel was one of the judges, and Jimmy

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Speaker 9: Kimmel was like, being all American. He goes, I don't

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Speaker 9: want to see anything, Jimmy, but you are holding a

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Speaker 9: clipboard and that does make it look like you're reading

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Speaker 9: your jokes and Jimmy Carr was like, that's because I am.

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Speaker 3: You know, he doesn't he doesn't care for you to

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Speaker 3: tell me. Jimmy Carr is quite close to Russell Crowe

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Speaker 3: as well. Have you met Rusty over the years he

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Speaker 3: had a relationship with the big fella.

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Speaker 9: Am and Russell are good friends. I don't have a

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Speaker 9: bad word to say about Russell crow Man. Russell Crowe

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Speaker 9: have a real decent, genuine, generous human being. Very I

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Speaker 9: have been I have been to dinner with Jimmy and Russell.

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Speaker 5: We're all cre.

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Speaker 2: That's a crew.

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Speaker 9: Is that a crew you want to hang out with?

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Speaker 8: What?

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Speaker 1: How did the night go? Because I mean, Fitz and

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Speaker 1: I always get nervous when we know that there's a

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Speaker 1: drink on with Russell. It's like, oh my god, how

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Speaker 1: am I going to get through this?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 3: Ed Shearon told us that the last time he drank

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Speaker 3: with Russell, he woke up the next day he had

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Speaker 3: a gig on the next nine.

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Speaker 2: He was so hungover and.

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Speaker 3: Russell had this punch recipe Jim and so next time

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Speaker 3: we saw Ed Sheeran, we got the punch recipe off

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Speaker 3: Russell and we put it onto one of the cocktail Shakers.

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Speaker 3: It was one of the greatest presents he's ever received

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Speaker 3: in his life, he said. But he said, every time

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Speaker 3: you're with Russell, you feel it the next day.

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Speaker 9: Yeah. I've had some heavy nights of drinking. I haven't

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Speaker 9: had a drink in eighteen months and look I'm at

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Speaker 9: Pothead now he's legal in this country. I'm stone most

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Speaker 9: days and so I gave up the alcohol. But one

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Speaker 9: of my last night to drinking, my second last night

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Speaker 9: of drinking, was I got drunk at Russell Crowe's base

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Speaker 9: and Seth McFarlane was there and he started playing piano

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Speaker 9: and I thought I'd stand up and sing one of

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Speaker 9: the songs from The Little Mermaid and I thought, I've

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Speaker 9: probably hit my my, my, my bottom.

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Speaker 1: I reckon on the Edibles from here on him.

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Speaker 2: It's the peak for me, Jim, that's not the bottom.

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Speaker 1: No, we love the man's brilliant. Oh that's outstanding.

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Speaker 2: Oh Jim, We love you mate.

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Speaker 3: Thank you very much for coming on the show, mate,

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Speaker 3: and we can't wait to see you back in Australia soon.

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Speaker 9: So care Thanks lady.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Fitz and whipp A podcast.

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Speaker 1: A bit of an issue going on around my neighborhood.

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Speaker 1: I don't know if you guys have been hit by

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Speaker 1: this of war dog poo. I mean a current of fish.

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Speaker 1: A current of fish should tick this off every night.

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Speaker 1: Shuck dog poop to me.

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Speaker 3: I want to do one tomorrow. Pelican pood on my car?

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Speaker 3: Your kids, I was driving, how BIG's a pelican poop?

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Speaker 3: And Sarah, it's like a water bumfle of? Oh my,

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Speaker 3: it covered the front windscreen, had a crash.

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Speaker 1: My dad's extra good luck.

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Speaker 2: It was crazy because.

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Speaker 1: We learned it from doctor Chris Brown that birds, we

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Speaker 1: and pooh out of the one hole, so it all

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Speaker 1: comes out together. That's why it's such a mess.

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Speaker 2: What pood on your car would be a great talk

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Speaker 2: this time tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Car Oh that is, you'll leave your mate to me?

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Speaker 1: Boston out of this anyway. So one very angry Aussie

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Speaker 1: has cracked it and he's just started to leave a

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Speaker 1: note for his neighbors. He said, dog owners, please do

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Speaker 1: not put dog who in other residents' empty bins.

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Speaker 2: It is very.

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Speaker 1: Inconsiderable, and who wants their bins smelling like dog?

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Speaker 10: It is true your bin does stink, and if you

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Speaker 10: put the poo in there just after bin collection day

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Speaker 10: the week later, same as having nappies.

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Speaker 4: It's nothing you can do. What do you want us

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Speaker 4: to put it?

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Speaker 2: If you tie up the if you tie a properly,

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Speaker 2: you don't smell.

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Speaker 1: I mean, if the bag was to break and then

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Speaker 1: your bin has a stain on the inside, that's going

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Speaker 1: to be there forever.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but I disagree with this. What do you

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Speaker 2: mean every bin is public?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Really it is public property.

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Speaker 3: And if you're walking your dog and they do a

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Speaker 3: poo in your front yard and you do pick it up,

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Speaker 3: and unfortunately we've got to use your being.

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Speaker 1: At least you've picked it up. I suppose the issue

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Speaker 1: we had in my place. I've talked about this before.

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Speaker 1: There's a guar in the street and we always call

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Speaker 1: it the grumpy house. Kids, let's go for a walk,

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Speaker 1: or we're heading past the grumpy house. This guy, he's

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Speaker 1: gone as far as to pick up dog pooh in

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Speaker 1: a bag, and if it's someone else's dog, he'll nail

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Speaker 1: it to a tree. So he nails it to a

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Speaker 1: tree the bag so it's just hanging there with a

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Speaker 1: note saying did your dog leave this on my lawn?

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Speaker 1: Out of his way to pick up the poo and

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Speaker 1: then he's nailed it to the tree. See the angry

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Speaker 1: man from the Angry House coming out just with his

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Speaker 1: hammer bent over. I'm sure he's about six hundred years old,

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Speaker 1: like some sort of galapagus tortoise, and he's just nailing

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Speaker 1: a bag to the tree.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, when you do make everybody aware of them, I

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Speaker 3: would get my dog.

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Speaker 2: To poo on his front yard.

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Speaker 1: You'd go out of you away, wouldn't he, Hey, Bruce,

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Speaker 1: load one up, load one up here.

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Speaker 3: It still astounds me the dogs. It's so crazy that

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Speaker 3: we're obviously so shy when we have to go do

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Speaker 3: that act. Yeah, and we close the door and it

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Speaker 3: has to be quiet and all this kind of stuff.

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Speaker 3: But dogs can just sit there and look at you

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Speaker 3: while they do it. I find out really well.

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Speaker 4: They know they're looking at you to protect them.

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Speaker 1: Why in their moment of peace?

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Speaker 4: Yeah apparently. But I think we've asked or Chris Brown

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Speaker 4: about this that when they're they look at you because

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Speaker 4: they're vulnerable. So it's your keeping an up to check

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Speaker 4: that you're watching.

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Speaker 2: So if they could talk, Sarah, do you recommend me?

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Speaker 2: Is there anyone coming.

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Speaker 1: The top down the street? Reads the paper thing's on

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Speaker 1: the front lawn for about half an hour with the

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Speaker 1: show is a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows

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